Pete Holmes Doesn't Care For 'Going Out'
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- čas přidán 14. 05. 2019
- 'Comedy Sex God' author and new parent Pete Holmes has the perfect excuse for not going out at night.
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It doesn't matter what Pete Holmes talks about, he always makes me laugh uncontrollably. He's like a little puppy that's excited about everything xD
He matched the colour of the chair perfectly!
True 😅 could have greenscreaned that 😆
they should really change that sofa to a different color one
Really has a slimming effect. It’s like he’s 3 1/2" wide.
That's because he's Batman!
Perfect CZcams comment.
"Are we friends now?" How I wish it were more socially acceptable to ask people this.
I agree.
I know!
Just do it. Ask away. Make em sign it on a piece of paper. Seal it with blood. Get a Dark Mark. Graffiti the night sky.
Why not? If the person is friendly, they'll say yes, and you'll have a cute thing to talk about later. And if they're not friendly, well then you didn't upset anybody that was actually your friend in the first place.
So there's no problem with the question. The only problem is that you're afraid of the disappointment if they say no.
I completely expected Pete Holmes to be the one to ask that
1. Pete Holmes
2. Christian Bale
3. Michael Keaton
4. Ben Affleck
5. You get the idea. Only really thought about #1
timesmash you forgot Adam West
@@richardchamberlain6815 Clooney. Kilmer. Pattinson. Arnett. My cousin at Halloween.
@@happybirthday146 Yup, West, Pattinson, & Arnett gotta be in the top 5, along w/ Pete Holmes & the late Kevin Conroy.
Their dynamic is so interesting. They're like an inverse
Yes! Like Stephen is a truly nice person!
Love how Pete said True Detective Season 1 & 3 hahaha
Pete Holmes: I love all activities equally
*earlier that day*
Pete: ...I don't care for going out
He's always such a joy with his ridiiiiculous laugh
I miss the Pete Holmes Show.
@BosoxnationI972 well its 2 people so far, so guess your wrong bosox.
I was about to comment the same exact thing but you beat me to it.
@BosoxnationI972 .... except people with sense of humor that doesn't suck.
Why did it stop in the first place?
"Watch True detective season 1 and 3" killed me. Good to know im not alone
Vital Productions it’s universal knowledge that season two sucked
Season 2 was underrated. I enjoyed it. Not as good as 1 or 3, but it was different.
I haven't watched S3 because S2 sucked so hard. Was it a step up?
There was no season 2 in my reality.
@@trillohate that's a reality i wanna be a part of
This guy is great. His comedy sketches on you tube are hilarious.
My favorite is when he plays Professor X and fires all the Xmen.
Badman was awesome too.
Dude wtf, please use **SPOILER ALERT**’s
@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 Sorry
Didn't you get the memo
WHERE'S THE COMMISSIONER???
-puts his glasses back on-
Oh there he is.
😄
HARVEY DENT, can we trust him?!
Girl scout cookies....
Dr. Fishy! NOOOOOOO!!!
Hey... what are you doing for the next couple months? You wanna go to the same café in Italy with me every day... and wait for my butler?
I'll analyze it... with SCIENCE!
WHERE ARE THE DRUGS... (cough, cough) Where are the drugs going?
"The donkey or a butt" deserved a giant laugh.
"The baby is the ultimate excuse to stay in"
Little did he know.....
“Have you ever met a happy vampire?”
He just interviewed Keanu Reeves...
I like that show Crashing. He reminds me of John Ritter his voice and his looks.
This guy is sooo funny! Getting across deep thoughts thru comedy !!!!!!! As a hospice nurse I can totally relate!
"Have you ever met a happy vampire?" Surprisingly deep there. That said, I've met plenty of very happy, well-rounded liches over the years.
I binged all 4 seasons of Crashing on HBO...pretty pretty....pretty good.
but not as good as curb, right?
@@mantistoboggan5171 not close but its good.
Is it a remake of the British Phoebe Waller Bridge show?
There was only 3 seasons of Crashing.
If Threes Company is making a rerun let him play Jack Tripper
I never watched any of Pete Holmes' shows, but I have seen some of his stand-up. I am addicted to his best-selling book, currently. Love this guy. A BIG COSMIC HUG TO YA, PETE.
Love the official announcement of friendship. Consent is important. 😁
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. 😎 Nice Freddie Freeloader intro.
Fun fact: As I was watching this, I thought Pete was familiar to me, but I couldn't remember where. About mid-way through the interview, I remembered: Pete was one of the actors who played Batman in College Humor's "Badman" series (of course, this was years ago, back when CH was actually funny).
“Reckless hair.” The best new phrase in my life!
Sir I adore you
You are like an inspiration to me
Pete is just super fun. Squarely in the running for my favorite funny person.
Peter Holmes gets me! We want to stay in!
All I saw of Pete Holmes was a floating head in hands.
I live in England and he’s unheard of here, which is a massive shame. I think he’s hilarious. Also, the older he gets, the more he looks like Jeff Bridges 😄
He was recently on Your Moms House podcast. If you haven't seen it you should. Pretty funny
Omgosh ur right! 🤣👏
I'm English and live in England, I know who the guy is (I'm not friends with him though). I think he's sadly unrecognised here, he's awesome! We should start a campaign or something...
The UK and the US need to exchange comedians for a bit: You guys take Pete Holmes for a year or two, we'll take David Mitchell.
@@BuildinWings It's a deal, Mitchell's great but he gets annoying after a while!
This was one of the funniest and realist interviews I have seen in a while.
I work at a used bookstore.....and his book Comedy Sex God FINALLY came in used....so I snatched it up!
Gonna start reading it tomorrow....can't wait.
I adore Pete.
“Watch handmaids tale now” 😂😂😂😂😂
He really is the cat's meow!
I thought for a while now that Pete Holmes is one of the coolest guys out there, proven by the fact that Steven actually asked him to be his friend.
I love watching these and looking for the slight psychological jabs they throw
I agree with Pete so much. never understood this whole going out thing.
He'll always be my favourite Batman!
Whatchu know about green eggs and haaaam?!
YES! It's a little pill you can keep behind your teeth if you need a dose of happiness!
This comment is McDonald's.
i havent seen this guy for a long time his x men skits are the best.
Pete is incredibly intelligent, endlessly optimistic, deeply thoughtful, and fucking hilarious. And if he weren't the last thing in the list, I'd never have known who he was.
Buy his book and see him preform live. I don't think I'll ever be as happy or as optimistic as you, Pete.... but I love you all the same!
The show used to have three couch chairs, but Pete Holmes had one taken to make his suit.
I really miss Pete's show, and all the shit he did with Matt.
Pete is 6’6”... I had no idea
Ice cream is fleeting, so true
Freddie the Freeloader by Miles Davis as intro music for the guy with the tv show about crashing on people’s couches. Nice.
Great conversation!
6:41 You and I are mystically minded. And I sort of I think everybody can relate whether you’re religious or spiritual or not. Its like a fool’s game, this thing we are stuck in. I was recently eating ice cream on a beach. I was like ugh I was having this nice moment: I’m eating ice cream. I’m on the beach. But it’s fleeting. This is something about ourselves. It is fleeting. You eat the ice cream, then it’s gone. Then you want water. Then you have to use the bathroom. Then you eat dinner. Then you’re bored. Then you watch tv. And then you’re tired. And then you go to sleep. Then you go to shower. Then you need breakfast. Its like feeding an animal. It’s never ending. And Happiness is so momentary and fleeting. So I wrote this book to kinda tell it’s like a spiritual memoir about the journey that I learned through joy and the only piece that I’ve experienced is in learning to identify with your soul, or which Christians would call it, your spirit.
Book came in yesterday! Keep it crispy.
As a parent I can vouch for the "watching dark shows now". Or get used to staying up later just to catch up on shows XD.
I don't know him but he reminds me of John Ritter. (A little)
Kent Wow. It’s been a while since I’ve heard his name.
@@christopherryan697 what did you think? *_reminder?_*
They look alike and have similar smile
Kent I was agreeing with you. He does look alike.
@@josha9029 that's what I thought!
I fucking love Pete Holmes, he's wholesomely hilarious which is difficult to be.
My experience having had 3 kids, FWIW: You can totally still go out (at least to restaurants) for at least as long as the kid can be confined in baby carrier (like those detachable car seats that are so awesome to have). In fact, the noise and commotion of being out at a restaurant will probably be more soothing to the baby than you think.
him on the Todd Glass Show is everything.
"That's an excellent stupid point"
He looks like Harry Strickland after too many cheeseburgers . Good to see you survived Kings' Landing, elephant master
Boom!!! hit him with that commercial Breaker right there at the end there
Pete Holmes understands me as a person.
I love Pete when he's invited on Conan.
Pete Holmes is underrated
Stephen should go on You Made It Weird!
Great idea 👍
Stephen Colbert would keep it crispy!
ooo that freddy freeloader cover. very nice B-)
Pete Holmes is tall. Very tall.
He's so John Ritter!
Pete looking like young John Ritter and Jeff Bridges morphed together
I thought this is the commander of the golden company in game of thrones
wait it's not?
Same. He looks a lot like him.
Omg that's who he looks like THANK YOU
Oh...me too!
No this is Pete holmes, he’s a comedian not a commander
In the Netherlands we would be mildly horrified by two people on TV saying: ¨I like God, I assume you do too?¨ I just hope it´s sarcasm, but... it´s the U.S.A. so I am not really sure...
Making Games Sadly, probably not.
yeah, i think we all know the usa is regressing now. they elected that fascist conman, call anything further left of clinton a socialist, and, as you've pointed out, still, inexplicably, religious fundamentalists.
They are both Christians, so they do like God.
all i saw was teeth wearing a tie; and that laugh which those teeth loosed upon this earth!
Same. Bit if a strange gap he's got going on there. Almost, artificial?
Rock and roll Pete. Rock and roll.
Love this dude. Super authentic. I wish he worked at every grocery store/bank/restaurant and they pay him CZcams money.
This guy is really happy
ANd he's lucky too.
Keep it crispy, weirdos!
The donkey or a butt....I caught it lol
so please be nice😂😂😂
Went from Batman can't stop thinking about sex to Stephen Colbert hahaha "A is for Alfred B is for bat"!!!
He still reminds me of a stoned Batman.
Watch Badman. You won’t regret it
No word lovers out there anymore, I feel with you! Literacy, my ass!
Maybe vampires wouldn't be so sad if people around them didn't just keep on aging, getting sick and dying... ;P
Pete Holmes AND "Should Be The New Jack Tripper In The Reboot Of Three's Company"
As soon as the band started playing him on I was like fuck I know that song what is it, and I didn't expect Pete to ask for me moments later haha. It's fkn Miles Davis
He bears more than a passing resemblance to Zach Braff!
Come on Pete, just do the Iron Man moment - I am Comedy Sex God!
Pete Holmes AND "That Weird, Tall Gangly Guy With The Sweaty Palms Who Lurks Around The Water Cooler At The Office"
what a charismatic dude
Pete Holmes perfectly nails the "rich person fake laugh"
I adore Steven's religious attitude.
No wonder: if he goes out he's constantly asked if John is his father...
i love it Pete. Sounds you might like Taoism. Glad i got to see this clip.
*HARVEY DENT, CAN WE TRUST HIM?*
Wrong introduction, Stephen! We best know him as the best bad Batman!
I LOVE PETE HOLMES SO MUCH!!!
"You are just like Ryu, and you are not needed."
John Ritter & Val Kilmer mash-up! He's cute!
Babies are the ultimate excuse to go out? Oh my sweet summer child
good guest !
Pete seemed so vulnerable promoting a book, compared to when he hosts a show.
He looks a bit like a young John Ritter circa Three's Company era
Everybody compares him to John Ritter, and I agree, may John rest in peace.
"Comedy is my iowasca tea". Wouldn´t be ayahuasca?
Too bad as adults we can't just ask, will you be my friend.
All I can see is Batman and Commissioner Gordan or maybe a Movieverse version 9f Riddler 😍
He matches the chair