"You're In Trouble When You Open A Pint Of Ice Cream And Throw The Lid Away" - Pete Holmes

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  • čas přidán 7. 04. 2022
  • Pete Holmes, star of "How We Roll" on CBS, returns to The Late Show for the first time in three years and tells Stephen how his friends Ben & Jerry helped him cope during the long months of quarantine. Stick around for part two of this conversation with Pete Holmes, and check him out in "How We Roll," airing Thursdays at 9:30pm ET on CBS. #Colbert #PeteHolmes #HowWeRoll
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  • @karenwillough180
    @karenwillough180 Před 2 lety +83

    “You’re a trained comedian…I’m your guest…help me shine!”😂😂😂

  • @Mintpepperoni
    @Mintpepperoni Před 2 lety +294

    Golden Retriever energy in human form. That's Pete Holmes.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Před 2 lety +62

    "Don't blow holes in my premise" I don't even know this guy and I died.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před 2 lety +7

      HELP ME SHINE!

    • @stacey5440
      @stacey5440 Před 2 lety +1

      Right? Recommend his podcast highly; naturally funny, but not all comedy.

    • @Dropla
      @Dropla Před 2 lety +5

      ok, so, if you don't know Pete, you should definitely search up badman on youtube, right away. You might pee your pants, so, pee first. "I was a boy, now I'm a bat" will randomly pop into your head for years to come, along with "I overfed these men?!" There will be more ofc, but, if I listed them all it would get weirder. Trust me, the Xmen skits with Pete are also amazing. Badman is a binge you will be SO glad you do though.

    • @karltee7862
      @karltee7862 Před 2 lety +2

      Look up college humor batman. He's batman

  • @leroybrownie90
    @leroybrownie90 Před 2 lety +41

    Jon’s piano playing was actually really effective in that moment, made it so much funnier. Congrats on the Grammy!!!

  • @paulthompkins4150
    @paulthompkins4150 Před 2 lety +138

    Pete is so absolutely underrated. He is so much funnier than some of the biggest comedians going today.

    • @JammastaJ23
      @JammastaJ23 Před 2 lety +8

      The Pete Holmes show was infinitely better than Corden.

    • @paulthompkins4150
      @paulthompkins4150 Před 2 lety +2

      @@JammastaJ23 Damn straight

    • @amayramlew
      @amayramlew Před 2 lety

      oh my god, 100%!! please tell me you ‘saw nice try, the devil!’

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Před 2 lety +1

      Wait, aren't you a comedian? Paul F. Tomkins or something hahaha

    • @paulthompkins4150
      @paulthompkins4150 Před 2 lety +3

      @@EmpyreanLightASMR Actually I get that all the time. I am an amateur stand up comic. Been one for 23yrs. I'm nowhere nearly as good as Paul F. Which is why I'm commenting on a CZcams video and not headlining Vegas.

  • @PixelPro-4000
    @PixelPro-4000 Před 2 lety +96

    I would seriously pay to see an actual Batman movie featuring the Batman portrayed by Pete Holmes. A full length feature with the Badman? Absolutely!!

    • @johnrettner4907
      @johnrettner4907 Před 2 lety

      @toty m I'm only upset because now Indian videos will show up in my feed now, just like Mexican videos.

    • @Aeronor2001
      @Aeronor2001 Před 2 lety +1

      "Which one of these tubes do you smell through?"

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain5050 Před 2 lety +40

    Pure gold when Pete breaks down Stephen in a comic duel.

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY Před 2 lety +14

    Wow so many great jokes Pete snuck into this one! 🤣💕👍 "I was on an elevator....not to brag"

  • @usmcsaxoki
    @usmcsaxoki Před 2 lety +37

    Pete Holmes is my sunshine on a cloudy, rainy day.

  • @UzairW
    @UzairW Před 2 lety +56

    Love Pete and his energy! His skits on CZcams are absolute gems, I wish he had a bigger presence on the comedy scene.
    His wit and humor are infectious in this interview as well :)

  • @Dropla
    @Dropla Před 2 lety +56

    I kept coming back, checking, waiting for Pete! I love his humor so much!

    • @dahawk8574
      @dahawk8574 Před 2 lety +2

      Calling Colbert out was priceless.

    • @MegaForrestgump
      @MegaForrestgump Před 2 lety +2

      @@dahawk8574 "HELP ME SHINE!!!"

    • @venkatsarma007
      @venkatsarma007 Před 2 lety +1

      Hey, I have a good sense of humor, you will love it.

    • @Dropla
      @Dropla Před 2 lety

      @@dahawk8574 yeah, especially since he had his own talk show for a while, he knows lol I miss that talk show ~ I was watching old clips of it waiting for this upload to finally come up lol

    • @dahawk8574
      @dahawk8574 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Dropla
      I miss his talk show too. He seems like such a great guy. With that same kind of mischievous grin that John Ritter had.

  • @stacey5440
    @stacey5440 Před 2 lety +13

    "COVID-19." Because there are other numbers. I snorted! Freaking love that dude so much. His podcast is at the very top of my list: nuanced, smart, interesting, honest, smart. Love it.

  • @itbe
    @itbe Před 2 lety +3

    PETE HOLMES! You should have him on more often. Good duo chemistry there.

  • @lauriejones4507
    @lauriejones4507 Před 2 lety +19

    I don't usually watch the interviews but I'm glad I watched this one, I needed those laughs!!

  • @debbiedoodiedandi
    @debbiedoodiedandi Před 2 lety +34

    I always thought the pint was the serving size. Now when you start tossing the lid of the 1/2 gallon tubs, then you're in trouble

    • @dont-want-no-wrench
      @dont-want-no-wrench Před 2 lety +2

      oh.

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 Před 2 lety

      First you would have to find ice cream that still comes in a half gallon size! Most cartons now are only 48-56 oz!

    • @Sandrae7560
      @Sandrae7560 Před 2 lety

      @@amyjackson8725 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @hammun6
    @hammun6 Před 2 lety +3

    Damn! This group mode - solo mode bit is a comedy masterclass.

  • @jwvandegronden
    @jwvandegronden Před 2 lety +2

    Animal!! Love his ruthless commitment to his joke, and killing it... Damn... Calling out hid host is pure gold!

  • @francobenevento7598
    @francobenevento7598 Před 2 lety +8

    Pete is a treasure.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před 2 lety +11

    Pete Holmes: Best Batman ever.

  • @melissagenard4638
    @melissagenard4638 Před 2 lety +7

    Threenager, Fournado and Fivehole are some fun times. I’m currently going through my last threenager rodeo. 😄

  • @williamcortelyou9072
    @williamcortelyou9072 Před 2 lety +18

    Omfg. I still watch badman and the x men firing skits every few months. I luv Pete! So glad hes still doing stuff. If his show had come out 5 years later he would have been a way higher hit. Man was before his time.

    • @bounderby99
      @bounderby99 Před 2 lety +2

      Harvey Dent, can we trust him?

    • @stevecampbell9670
      @stevecampbell9670 Před 2 lety

      I do the same but with the street fighter red tape as well.

  • @SFRainmaker
    @SFRainmaker Před 2 lety +4

    I love Pete. His humor is the best. Colbert is awesome.

  • @kathleenkelly938
    @kathleenkelly938 Před 2 lety +3

    Mr. Colbert's "milk" comeback was classic, naughty Catholic boy.The two men together bring😮 back many deep spiritual insights needed at the present time.😂❤ That's show business.

  • @diaphanouswaffle
    @diaphanouswaffle Před 2 lety +2

    Big fan of his "You Made It Weird" podcast-great stuff-by turns silly & reflective as well, covers the whole range.

  • @kendramangan
    @kendramangan Před 2 lety +2

    As someone who works in a hospital using many elevators throughout the day, getting to see someone go from group mode to solo mode is just as entertaining as he makes it sound. 😆

  • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
    @ThemFuzzyMonsters Před 2 lety +6

    Pete Holmes was the greatest Batman ever committed to the screen!

  • @FreezyPenguin
    @FreezyPenguin Před 2 lety +7

    One of the best guest, hands down

  • @_xentropy
    @_xentropy Před 2 lety +4

    Pete Holmes is so funny, love this dude 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WorklLife
    @WorklLife Před 2 lety +2

    I like this guy! I hope that he goes on tour!

  • @DSAK55
    @DSAK55 Před 2 lety +6

    Pete Holmes doesn't get enough respect

  • @mitrapatterson6568
    @mitrapatterson6568 Před 2 lety +1

    So funny! These two guys create sparks!

  • @gnoscyde
    @gnoscyde Před 2 lety +7

    Big fan of Stephen, but finally, someone said it...

  • @grasshopperfiddler
    @grasshopperfiddler Před 2 lety +2

    What a great guest

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 2 lety +22

    This guy kind of reminds me of John Ritter. Come and knock on our door!

    • @lauriejones4507
      @lauriejones4507 Před 2 lety +3

      If John Ritter and "the Dude" had a baby 🤣🤣🤣

    • @evaadams8298
      @evaadams8298 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lauriejones4507 yes definitely a young Jeff Bridges and John Ritter combo.....

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch Před 2 lety +3

      I'm sure there's some Gary Shandling in there somewhere too.

    • @evaadams8298
      @evaadams8298 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ericminch 100% yes especially the mouth....

    • @gingerriviera3654
      @gingerriviera3654 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes, I thought so exactly!

  • @AshArAis
    @AshArAis Před 2 lety +5

    And because he was so still, that gif is going to be soo loopable

  • @fanaticforager6610
    @fanaticforager6610 Před 2 lety +1

    This Pete, takes it Holmes 🏡 ✨ I’m Helping him Shine ✨ Güys 👏👏👏👏🎶🦋🙌🥳

  • @ashtreelb68
    @ashtreelb68 Před 2 lety

    I needed this laugh. Thank you Pete and Stephen :)

  • @johnhaxby306
    @johnhaxby306 Před 2 lety +1

    I am also Double-Beans!!! I love Frijoles Fritos! keep your dumb rice, I want DOUBLE BEANS!!

  • @daytonjason
    @daytonjason Před 2 lety +3

    love pete holmes. 😂😂😂

  • @patricktilton5377
    @patricktilton5377 Před 2 lety +9

    He'll always be BADMAN to me. "I was a boy . . . and now I'm a BAT!"

  • @catherinedunne1799
    @catherinedunne1799 Před 2 lety +3

    Lol this guy. Haha i like his goofy

  • @PanelDaze
    @PanelDaze Před 2 lety

    I could watch Pete for 10 hrs just riffing like this. Loved him in Crashing.

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed Před 2 lety

    I can't think of anyone more deserving of fame.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 2 lety +6

    1:55 "I want to remind you..."
    "We're on CBS."
    "We're on CBS. We're _all_ watching _Young Sheldon,_ aren't we?"
    I think it's fair to say that quite a _lot_ of people who enjoy _The Big Bang Theory_ have just not been able to get into _Young Sheldon._ They don't cater to the same audience. _TBBT_ is a _comedy_ series. _YS_ is a _drama_ series with the occasional funny _moment._

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před 2 lety +1

      Heck, I have not watched CBS in about 4 years, other than this show on CZcams.

  • @No1_Inpa_Ticular
    @No1_Inpa_Ticular Před 2 lety

    Lol! Great bit! Pete’s hilarious 😂

  • @BestFitSquareChannel
    @BestFitSquareChannel Před 2 lety

    Giggleliciousness supreme!!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 🥂

  • @gloriatyller4554
    @gloriatyller4554 Před 2 lety

    What great segment!

  • @Mybestfriendlivesinboston

    These two would make a good road trip team

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120

    Seeing Pete made me want to watch Badman clips again
    ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @TheChupacabra
    @TheChupacabra Před 2 lety +2

    OOOOOO keep the mics hot for that commercial break, I’d love to hear them talk

  • @2Infinit2
    @2Infinit2 Před 2 lety +9

    His Batman is still the best Batman

  • @bananamansam01
    @bananamansam01 Před 2 lety +1

    I honestly thought I was watching an old John Ritter interview for the first 30 seconds. They look so much alike and have the same mannerisms it's crazy

    • @jamesestelle7260
      @jamesestelle7260 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one! Throw in a little Zach Braff too!

  • @grizzlieplyr5221
    @grizzlieplyr5221 Před 2 lety +1

    Crashing was such a great show. Wish it wasn’t canceled

  • @johnwattdotca
    @johnwattdotca Před 2 lety +4

    Sooner or later, I see this pandemic time in America becoming seen as the age of introspection.

  • @Saixah
    @Saixah Před 2 lety +5

    pete holmes was the best batman

  • @williamcortelyou9072
    @williamcortelyou9072 Před 2 lety +7

    Just so everyone knows, this guy was the best Batman. By leaps and Superman esk bounds. The Skit with Bane and Talia... I still watch that and laugh. 100x later.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch Před 2 lety

      Which one are you talking about, Holmes or Colbert? I don't remember seeing that Batman movie, but I stopped after the first dozen or so.

    • @williamcortelyou9072
      @williamcortelyou9072 Před 2 lety

      @@ericminch
      Holms. Look up Pete Holms Batman. Also worth checking out is his Street Fighters lawyer series, and then my personal fav, his X-Men firing skits. Theyre all on CZcams. Youll thank me later.

  • @henriettaraphael4368
    @henriettaraphael4368 Před 2 lety

    Awww! I like him

  • @nathanmcamis6749
    @nathanmcamis6749 Před 2 lety

    DOUBLE BEANS!!!

  • @iammikevaldes
    @iammikevaldes Před 2 lety

    God, I love Petey Pants!

  • @marlasingerr1996
    @marlasingerr1996 Před 2 lety

    I loved crashing and was gutted when it ended

  • @ArchaosAngel
    @ArchaosAngel Před 2 lety

    AHHH! ROOMBAS!!

  • @AndrewFriedberg
    @AndrewFriedberg Před 2 lety

    Pete Holmes ftw

  • @Zach-The-Voice-Guy
    @Zach-The-Voice-Guy Před 2 lety

    If you haven’t seen Pete Holmes’s Batman do yourself a favor and watch them now!!

  • @dont-want-no-wrench
    @dont-want-no-wrench Před 2 lety

    facts.

  • @ivyblack8145
    @ivyblack8145 Před 2 lety

    People who complain about the terrible 2s have never had a 3 year old is something I tell everyone after hearing Stephen say it a while ago. I actually said it the other day at my daughter's tumbling class.

  • @MrEdukator1
    @MrEdukator1 Před 2 lety

    Pete's s funny guy

  • @icaptureditforyou
    @icaptureditforyou Před rokem

    it's all good, baby

  • @suedeface
    @suedeface Před 2 lety +1

    Wow, glad there are people that like this...I find him so pedestrian. He is like a friend that thinks they're funny. He's learned to imitate comedians behavior's but is just not a funny guy...imho

  • @mogulmayhem
    @mogulmayhem Před 2 lety

    Pete would be a great politician. Who doesn't like this guy?

  • @Shibbylovess
    @Shibbylovess Před 2 lety

    My favorite Batman!! 😂

  • @smoothskiing2000
    @smoothskiing2000 Před 2 lety +1

    Yeah I was over Covid after like the 3rd variant .. toss that ice cream lid.. we’re all gonna die from Covid anyway right ?? Lol

  • @dancingcloudlew4311
    @dancingcloudlew4311 Před 2 lety +3

    The best actors aren't on screen my friends. Pete and Stephen are 'Leading Men.'

  • @skymama65
    @skymama65 Před 2 lety

    One of the questions posed by Ben & Jerry's factory tour guides to their tour groups is, "what's the first thing you do after opening a pint of Ben & Jerry's?"
    Answer: "Throw away the lid"
    And this guy suggests that's wrong? I'm so confused... (getting out a pint of Cherry Garcia to soothe myself)

  • @jasonrowe3847
    @jasonrowe3847 Před 2 lety

    Right. A pint.

  • @celestialnubian
    @celestialnubian Před 2 lety +1

    I feel attacked by the title.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +5

    The lids go back on?

  • @actionmoviefrea
    @actionmoviefrea Před 2 lety

    Group mode sounds like bullying. That was sad.

  • @peytongonavy
    @peytongonavy Před 2 lety

    I thought he threw the lid away on accident at first. But now I'm not worried about that. This was a personal decision.

  • @fredricclack7137
    @fredricclack7137 Před 2 lety +1

    1/2 Gallon!

  • @RLSchanneltwo
    @RLSchanneltwo Před 2 lety

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MichaelSilverMedia
    @MichaelSilverMedia Před 2 lety

    HELP ME SHINE ✨

  • @myrgo1648
    @myrgo1648 Před 2 lety

    He gives me John Ritter vibes which is a high compliment.

  • @laurie6123
    @laurie6123 Před 2 lety

    Young Sheldon is a hoot!

  • @lisahardwick2477
    @lisahardwick2477 Před 2 lety

    A pint?!! Lightweight!

  • @alexmcclead7012
    @alexmcclead7012 Před 2 lety

    I miss Pete

  • @aav_n
    @aav_n Před rokem

    Young Sheldon is *_good_* too💗

  • @nickbremner5336
    @nickbremner5336 Před 2 lety +2

    He kinda reminds me of John Ritter

  • @jamesestelle7260
    @jamesestelle7260 Před 2 lety

    Anyone ever think he looks like the middle child if John Ritter, him, and Zach Braff were brothers?

  • @MdW4177
    @MdW4177 Před rokem

    He looks like he could be Ellie Kemper's long-lost brother!

  • @psychonaut1829
    @psychonaut1829 Před 2 lety +4

    I do with Ben and Jerry's every Sunday.🤤

  • @MaxFleye
    @MaxFleye Před 2 lety

    When you throw away the lid of a 1 gallon tub...Look out

  • @lindapindabelinda3570
    @lindapindabelinda3570 Před 2 lety +1

    Not if it’s a pint of Americone Dream.

  • @tericalynn5134
    @tericalynn5134 Před 2 lety

    Petey Pants is my homeboy

  • @MarleneMeier
    @MarleneMeier Před 2 lety +1

    He reminds me of John Ritter...

  • @RAD6150
    @RAD6150 Před 2 lety +1

    What's with all the harsh editing lately? Whoever is trying to move it along is overdoing it.

  • @jasonrene
    @jasonrene Před 2 lety

    What does Stephen say when he's shaking his hand? After "Hello Pete Holmes"?

  • @georgebourlos1430
    @georgebourlos1430 Před 2 lety

    and we were all wondering who the Successor of Stephen Cobert would be when time comes ...... !!!!!

  • @juri_xiii9977
    @juri_xiii9977 Před 2 lety

    Ice cream carton you mean..

  • @skullduggerysmiles8393

    A pint, ahhh america.

  • @nicolamcguinness8689
    @nicolamcguinness8689 Před rokem

    Paul fix talk about John Wayne