“This Year, My Goal Is to Blackout Less” - Comedians Under the Influence

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  • čas přidán 8. 07. 2023
  • Josh Johnson, Brittany Schmitt, Sheng Wang and more hilarious comics share their experiences of being under the influence.
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Komentáře • 109

  • @benmeiss9901
    @benmeiss9901 Před 11 měsíci +340

    I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

    • @melvincarltonscooterjohnsoniii
      @melvincarltonscooterjohnsoniii Před 11 měsíci +1

      🥳
      😆😂🤣😭🤣😂😆
      🥳
      〽️🌜🎷🥳🥳🥳

    • @himdotcom
      @himdotcom Před 11 měsíci +15

      Oh, he DEFINITELY used to. Too soon? I love Mitch.

    • @dfgdfg_
      @dfgdfg_ Před 11 měsíci +18

      Reality is a fine place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@dfgdfg_😂 Yus!

    • @Spidaface666
      @Spidaface666 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Me too ✊🏿

  • @stefanmarraccini8646
    @stefanmarraccini8646 Před 10 měsíci +29

    "I just received and consumed an unsolicited hot dog from strangers in a moving vehicle."
    Hilarious.

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Před 11 měsíci +27

    honey, tonight’s not a full moon😂 brilliant

  • @YQuake
    @YQuake Před 10 měsíci +22

    Bruh Wanda got me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tvlife19
    @tvlife19 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Wanda Sykes!!! Sheng Wang!!! Mitch Hedberg!!! (killing it) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @D-Rock420
    @D-Rock420 Před 9 měsíci +7

    "....and the priest let me go because I wasn't his type"
    Me: **almost spits out pizza rolls I'm currently chewing**

  • @poppykelly2619
    @poppykelly2619 Před 11 měsíci +21

    A couple of things that would be a great add on- links to the full comedy show and the comics information; year the show was recorded. These were all fantastic!

  • @skeletor1422
    @skeletor1422 Před 11 měsíci +18

    love Ali!!! domino effect 1 & 2 were both incredible!

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Před 11 měsíci +63

    I'll take absolutely any excuse to watch more Mitch Hedberg. 💜

  • @1234fakerstreet
    @1234fakerstreet Před 11 měsíci +17

    They dug deeeeep. Mitch Hedberg. RIP. And young Wanda Sykes.

    • @captain26
      @captain26 Před 11 měsíci

      I had them both recorded on VHS as a kid. Gold comedy.

  • @leahkeefe6510
    @leahkeefe6510 Před 11 měsíci +28

    This guy is so funny! I don't normally laugh out loud, and I'm almost crying about those werewolf!

  • @YQuake
    @YQuake Před 10 měsíci +4

    I might not make the cut as a passenger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @peterDcontact
    @peterDcontact Před 11 měsíci +26

    sweng wang killed it

    • @xjdfghashzkj
      @xjdfghashzkj Před 11 měsíci +1

      Lol everything about his bit was just fantastic

  • @madenee2612
    @madenee2612 Před 11 měsíci +49

    I was stoned as balls one night driving, passed an Audi (while in a Nissan) driver was white boy wasted(stoned also) but very evidently. He goes "Wanna race?" I was like "No." He then says "Me either."
    😂😂😂😂

    • @arronz5325
      @arronz5325 Před 9 měsíci

      Reminder that driving stoned is irresponsible
      DUI
      Driving under influence
      Does not only refer to alcohol

  • @CYBERDELICRELICS
    @CYBERDELICRELICS Před 11 měsíci +13

    I remember that old LSD orange juice story. That went around in the 90's.

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne Před 10 měsíci +14

    I love the Ali Siddiq story. But I love every story he tells, so that’s no surprise

    • @aignemakerofchase
      @aignemakerofchase Před 10 měsíci +1

      Found him recently and im obsessed. I was low-key hyped it took me a while to find him now instead of having to wait to see more of his work

  • @hugh_jasso
    @hugh_jasso Před 11 měsíci +10

    Every teenager I knew was introduced to Everclear like a right of passage. If you hadn't had it you hadn't even STARTED drinking seriously.

    • @johnwinston4761
      @johnwinston4761 Před 10 měsíci

      🫡 half a half gallon of orange juice, eyeball a liver shrinking amount of Everclear into it, put some cranapple/crangrape on top, add a healthy pull of Cook’s Spumante and you’re instantly the life of the party 😂 everybody in the clique had their own and we were perpetually shitty freshman/sophomore year of college lolol

    • @animatedaboutlife
      @animatedaboutlife Před 10 měsíci

      We would all meet on the railroad tracks in the middle of the night and someone would bring a water bottle of ever clear and a bottle of juice or Hawaiian punch. Warm everclear chased by warm fruit punch still sends shivers down my spine. 😅

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Před 9 měsíci

      *rite of passage

  • @danielleschumacher1120
    @danielleschumacher1120 Před 8 měsíci +1

    That is such a Wisconsin thing to say, "I gave up drinking for lent at 15".

  • @mayatenshi
    @mayatenshi Před 11 měsíci +6

    The last one was amazing but the others were good too 😸

  • @anthonymuchokimurigi1476
    @anthonymuchokimurigi1476 Před 8 měsíci +1

    loved wonder sykes

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Před 6 měsíci

    sheng wang fkn killed this lol

  • @jbluntico6821
    @jbluntico6821 Před 11 měsíci +1

    ZAZA MYBOY

  • @Trondiggy
    @Trondiggy Před 9 měsíci

    Hilarious 😂

  • @makasiparsad
    @makasiparsad Před 10 měsíci

    "maybe she live in the woods.."🤣

  • @jasminemcelroy7717
    @jasminemcelroy7717 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Umm if you will pay me in mushrooms, then I will be doing 30mins of comedy no prep. Also two shots of bushmills and I'm like, let's go!!!😂😮😅

  • @JesusisTheWay70x7
    @JesusisTheWay70x7 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Whenever American stand ups joke about their dispensaries I can neither relate and feel like I live in a different era of history 😂 (uk)

    • @heatherrobinson4460
      @heatherrobinson4460 Před 3 měsíci

      I live in Georgia, and it's still illegal here. I've never seen a dispensary either.

  • @jasminemcwilliams5492
    @jasminemcwilliams5492 Před 11 měsíci

    14:30
    Sadly I agree 😅🤣

  • @tnt2324
    @tnt2324 Před 8 měsíci

    My first shot was Everclear too. That burn that burn

  • @amailman1409
    @amailman1409 Před 9 měsíci

    19:05 'ish
    I love this chic 😅

  • @joshlyerla6991
    @joshlyerla6991 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Ngl thought this was a set but the compilation was better

  • @brandonfields4927
    @brandonfields4927 Před 8 měsíci

    That first black dude opened with a Katt Williams joke. Very original

  • @nicolekinder506
    @nicolekinder506 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Does anyone know the guys name that was talking bout werewolves?

  • @Sheistyscorpion
    @Sheistyscorpion Před 3 měsíci

    Losing your virginity to a traffic cone?! 😂😂

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Woman has great Catholic jokes!

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 Před 11 měsíci

    1:09

  • @spexi513
    @spexi513 Před 7 měsíci

    😂 ☠️ @ don’t want to go down in quicksand in my regular body ; rather go down in a car

  • @ZeusTube.
    @ZeusTube. Před 11 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ianlauhon8760
    @ianlauhon8760 Před 11 měsíci +2

    When i found drugs it was a great day. Ive been looking ever since. Some days the drugs find you and other days you find them.

  • @daniellancaster4161
    @daniellancaster4161 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I almost skipped this, glad i didnt!! Dude is 100% correct w the weed, also i knew a guy who ate so much acid he thot he was a glass of oj n if he tipped over would spill, real talk

  • @imronburgundy8602
    @imronburgundy8602 Před 10 měsíci

    I wonder if that dude is embarrassed of telling that orange juice joke now 😂

    • @imronburgundy8602
      @imronburgundy8602 Před 10 měsíci

      It’s an urban myth that has been around for decades (I probably heard it for the first time 25 years ago but it’s actually older than that), that some dude had a sheet of LSD in his pocket and got rained on and began to trip and thought he turned into a glass of orange juice and could never lay down again because he was scared that he would tip over and lose all of his juice and DIE….. if you didn’t know then now you know 😂

  • @laurafalce335
    @laurafalce335 Před 6 měsíci

    Never had a drug problem. Well if I didn't have any drugs that was a problem. But I always had them so I never had a drug problem!

  • @chelseashaffer7727
    @chelseashaffer7727 Před 10 měsíci

    🗣🗣MADISON WISCONSIN

  • @margaretames6522
    @margaretames6522 Před 8 měsíci

    I don’t get high and I still hated Cats.

  • @wailingalen
    @wailingalen Před 11 měsíci +3

    Anybody else think that curly blonde looked like a thicker curly version of Iggy Azalea?

  • @Bailemos888
    @Bailemos888 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Wanda Sykes was pretty

  • @gibsonrickenbacker6317
    @gibsonrickenbacker6317 Před 5 měsíci

    I wish edibles worked on me 😢 I can eat so much and nothing. Liver enzyme is what my doctor says.

  • @justinboyett8843
    @justinboyett8843 Před 11 měsíci

    I need to hang out with Ari.

  • @netkosent1620
    @netkosent1620 Před 11 měsíci

    Anyone see John Wick sitting in the back toward the end?

  • @Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes
    @Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes Před 10 měsíci +4

    I hope more people can learn Chinese to get comprehensive firsthand information about China and seek more job opportunities.
    Chinese is not that difficult to learn as many people imagine. Chinese primary school pupils can easily learn 3000 characters, which cover 99 percent of Chinese characters in newspapers and books.
    I’ve spent lots of time in making many videos teaching Chinese in a humorous way. I hope somebody can give me some advice about how I can reach my target audience who want to learn Chinese.

  • @Zen_Myco
    @Zen_Myco Před 11 měsíci +1

    Too short 😢

  • @philwright2480
    @philwright2480 Před 11 měsíci +7

    I don't trust anyone who doesn't like cats

  • @James-rq3bu
    @James-rq3bu Před 10 měsíci

    Skyler higley's story tripping on acid i hope absolute true story.

  • @kap3469
    @kap3469 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Theres a famous case of this man that got so high on acid that he thinks a glass of orange juice and has the fear of being spilt.
    Mans stealing whole plots to stories that already exist......

  • @malumbomukonde868
    @malumbomukonde868 Před 9 měsíci

    1

  • @user-le4dh6ep3j
    @user-le4dh6ep3j Před 11 měsíci

    Yeah Mitch hedberg should have you know laid off of all the drugs just saying

  • @user-us4fz3tu3s
    @user-us4fz3tu3s Před 9 měsíci

    Pot is not a drug it’s an herb

  • @chasingamurderer
    @chasingamurderer Před 9 měsíci

    Weed jokes suck ppl

  • @yuritahdid1475
    @yuritahdid1475 Před 2 měsíci

    Pete Davidson absolutely sucks! I don't know who told him he was funny along the way but they should've kept their mouth shut. Ugh

  • @sirvaniss
    @sirvaniss Před 5 měsíci

    Comedy Central, it's "black out" if it's being used as a verb. Maybe find better editors.

  • @EmissaryTheGreat1192
    @EmissaryTheGreat1192 Před 11 měsíci +1

    U can really see how hard stand up is when a woman tries it. I wanted to chuckle but she was dry and dull.

    • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
      @AAAAAA-nw1tx Před 11 měsíci +6

      Didn't expect to see blatant misogyny in this comment section lmao

    • @EmissaryTheGreat1192
      @EmissaryTheGreat1192 Před 11 měsíci

      @@AAAAAA-nw1tx well expect the unexpected with comedy. It waa trash and i would have definitely walked off from her set. Maybe u like backyard cookout funny. But i like comics to be polished and have quality material. This wasnt that from the women. I mean most the guys were barely worth a snicker.

    • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
      @AAAAAA-nw1tx Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@EmissaryTheGreat1192 Bruh

  • @dannyboy32125
    @dannyboy32125 Před 11 měsíci +2

    The first guy stole that joke about the orange juice it used to be a guy took acid and he spilled it all out on himself thought that he was a glass of orange juice

    • @netkosent1620
      @netkosent1620 Před 11 měsíci +1

      He quit acid and just smokes weed now. Still orange juice tho.

  • @himdotcom
    @himdotcom Před 11 měsíci +2

    Wanda Sykes as a straight woman isn't as funny as her with a wife.