The Vasectomy: Decker Edition

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  • čas přidán 13. 06. 2023
  • The special ingredient for this year’s Vasectomy is Reluctance. Happy Father's Day.
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  • @pavelmedbery3055
    @pavelmedbery3055 Před 11 měsíci +853

    I wouldn't be surprised if we get another ad similar to this but it is just Ryan Reynolds at the vasectomy office and Blake Lively is just there mixing up a cocktail talking to the camera.

    • @randomsimpsonsquotes6033
      @randomsimpsonsquotes6033 Před 11 měsíci +14

      After a painful and marathon event like a vasectomy, Ryan will be bed bound for months.

    • @uggZymoroon
      @uggZymoroon Před 11 měsíci +3

      font give him ideas

    • @randomsimpsonsquotes6033
      @randomsimpsonsquotes6033 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture absolutely nobody cares

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@randomsimpsonsquotes6033 Makes me think of the dog in Van Wilder... put me off eating eclairs for life... ;-P

    • @randomsimpsonsquotes6033
      @randomsimpsonsquotes6033 Před 11 měsíci

      @Igor Schmidlapp bit you'd had them before.... right?
      (Love that low key roast in that film)
      😆

  • @johnrobichaud1983
    @johnrobichaud1983 Před 11 měsíci +974

    Ryan's channel is advertisement disguised as comedic entertainment and I am here for all of it

    • @bufanda
      @bufanda Před 11 měsíci +5

      The only ads I enjoy to watch and I don’t try to skip on this platform.

    • @gilbertjacobs3705
      @gilbertjacobs3705 Před 11 měsíci +1

      best type of advertisements.

    • @mr.absolute8556
      @mr.absolute8556 Před 11 měsíci

      @DontReadMyProfilePicture.25 ok

    • @stacyh8056
      @stacyh8056 Před 11 měsíci +3

      They are not disguised. Very clearly ads, just done right. Sell me more stuff, baby.

    • @swr1240
      @swr1240 Před 11 měsíci

      All forms of comedy and entertainment are advertisements.

  • @discombubulate2256
    @discombubulate2256 Před 11 měsíci +183

    as someone who has had a vasectomy and had his partner tell him that she was pregnant then tried to get child support out of me when the kid was born. i will always remember the look on her face when my lawyer told her about my little snip.
    good times :)

    • @imisstoronto3121
      @imisstoronto3121 Před 8 měsíci +15

      they can fail.

    • @timechanger6679
      @timechanger6679 Před 8 měsíci

      Honestly I love this. Bitch got what she deserved and I’m all for it 😂

    • @deedrole5296
      @deedrole5296 Před 8 měsíci +23

      a DNA test would have sorted that straight out.

    • @Elphaba1952
      @Elphaba1952 Před 8 měsíci

      Vasectomies fail... without a DNA test to prove otherwise, the child might be yours... but you be you...

    • @patrickd9551
      @patrickd9551 Před 7 měsíci

      @@imisstoronto3121 Yes, highly unlikely. There is a 1 in 300 chance of reversal in the first few months. That is why you need to have your semen tested after a few months, which is (at least here) part of the package deal. Once you get beyond that point chances on reversal are very very slim. Besides that, most urologists recommend the double method, both removing a part of the tube and looping it. Reducing chances even more.
      But in this instance, the woman in question would have doubled back on her story after hearing about the vasectomy. If she was faithfull, she would have demanded a DNA test when the lawyer told about the snippy part.

  • @CarmenVallone
    @CarmenVallone Před 11 měsíci +181

    Shout out to whoever edited the sound in this. So good! So crisp... Makes me want to drink.

  • @jpwoelfling
    @jpwoelfling Před 11 měsíci +290

    Ryan is a marketing Genius! These are so funny

  • @kikikz8608
    @kikikz8608 Před 11 měsíci +15

    Have a nice day everyone!!

  • @kruegerpoolthe13th
    @kruegerpoolthe13th Před 11 měsíci +44

    I like how he shows up
    Takes the bottle
    And refuses to elaborate further

  • @GlenNewsome
    @GlenNewsome Před 11 měsíci +10

    I had one on a Friday in 2015. Spent a weekend on the couch with ice packs, taking Advil and watching Netflix. Went to work on Monday. Easy peasey.

  • @Capitaine.Albator
    @Capitaine.Albator Před 11 měsíci +55

    Only Ryan can make me watch ads voluntary 😂👍🏻✌🏻🇨🇦

  • @zierlyn
    @zierlyn Před 11 měsíci +105

    I got one. No needle, no scalpel, just topical anesthetic. In and out of the clinic in less than an hour (though you're not supposed to drive yourself home).
    Kept an ice pack on the groin for the next couple days, which honestly during the summer is kinda nice. Oops-free for 6 years and counting.

    • @Player420_
      @Player420_ Před 11 měsíci +6

      I'm planning to have my vasectomy, after the recovery, it's everything back to normal? The balls gets more sensitive or any other side effect?

    • @jsilbern8973
      @jsilbern8973 Před 11 měsíci +14

      I first read "oops free for 6 kids and counting" lol.

    • @DMJoeBing
      @DMJoeBing Před 11 měsíci +9

      ​@Player420_ less sensitive to hits in my experience, but just as sensitive to actual touch. After you "clear your system" (post-op ejaculations), my semen was thinner in consistency, sometimes almost like water. But that could just be diet-related, as now, over 10+ years later, it's thickened back up. The odds of Spontaneous Regeneration after 10 years are so astronomical, I'm not concerned about that (if mine regen now, I'm fucking Deadpool). The odds drop significantly after 1 year. Definitely go to your post-op checks for that.
      The worst part is after the anesthetic wears off. Have frozen bags of peas ready and something for pain (if they give you something). Otherwise no serious side effects here. Good luck! Enjoy 3 days of lying in bed (you aren't supposed to get up and do anything on your own).

    • @zierlyn
      @zierlyn Před 11 měsíci +9

      Joe's account of it is pretty accurate. No sex for a week, don't fully trust that the pipes are clean until the follow-up. At most I was uncomfortable for a while for the next week or so, but after like a month everything was back to normal.
      If anything, I became MORE interested in sex afterwards because there was never any fear of accidents, and no more need for condoms.

    • @iowafarmboy
      @iowafarmboy Před 11 měsíci +1

      I have heard that labeto goes down, anyone experience that?

  • @danheward5799
    @danheward5799 Před 11 měsíci +78

    Yay more Ryan

  • @dgminner
    @dgminner Před 11 měsíci +7

    I had my vasectomy over 25 years ago. I am glad I was told to get it done

  • @MrBoop4345
    @MrBoop4345 Před 11 měsíci +13

    Vasectomy is the best thing I ever did. All the benefits and none of the consequences.

  • @Weapon_20_X
    @Weapon_20_X Před 11 měsíci +12

    Ryan Renolds is great at advertising. He knows people want to see him in bits just like this, lol. I love it!

  • @1Annoying_Bitch
    @1Annoying_Bitch Před 11 měsíci +6

    Happy fatherless day to all my fellow fatherless people

  • @geertcrommentuijn
    @geertcrommentuijn Před 11 měsíci +15

    Can say from personal experience. Just do it if you are done having kids.

  • @MahlenMorris
    @MahlenMorris Před 11 měsíci +1

    Thank you, sound designer for this ad.

  • @TM-nu2iz
    @TM-nu2iz Před 11 měsíci +56

    Once again a great video from the one and only Ryan Reynolds

  • @gp2774
    @gp2774 Před 11 měsíci +12

    As someone who recently got one...and someone that learned lidocaine stops working for him after the first dose. The procedure was super easy and not an issue on the first side. The second one, well I felt the incision, the clamps, the cutting and tugging. But still would do it again. Maybe I am insane.

    • @korpakukac
      @korpakukac Před 11 měsíci +2

      Guess you found a new kink

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Před 11 měsíci +134

    "something my husband has refused to get, so im taking matters into my own hand"
    She is the type of girl he tells you not to worry about

    • @valipolarbear5773
      @valipolarbear5773 Před 11 měsíci +1

      We have the same algorithm dude ,a little bit of everything 😅

    • @CharlieTheNerd91
      @CharlieTheNerd91 Před 11 měsíci

      You are under all the videos I watch lol so many different creators

    • @CharlieTheNerd91
      @CharlieTheNerd91 Před 11 měsíci

      @@valipolarbear5773 My thoughts exactly, I keep seeing this dude XD

  • @Maxxis1941
    @Maxxis1941 Před 11 měsíci +136

    In and out of the doctor's procedure room in 13 minutes (my wife timed it).
    The nurse and I were joking the entire time. One stitch and I was "Adios doc!"
    Home, blue balls. ice pack. No biggie. The one stitch fell out at 10pm. Drive myself to the ER, got fixed, home to watch another movie before bed.
    Day 2 was a bit swollen but no concern. "Tighty whities" were no problem.
    Point being: IT'S AN EASY MINOR INCONVENIENCE vs a painfil surgery for a woman.
    As Nike says: Just Do It
    To add to other comments about ejaculate being clear like water/not white after vasectomy: there's little literature on it (strangely) but it's normal. I've had three Drs tell me it's due to the lack of sperm because sperm is white.
    Whatever the reason, it's normal. Dont sweat it.

    • @ililililililililliil
      @ililililililililliil Před 11 měsíci

      Nah buddy, it’s not normal. To damage a part of yourself, you are too far gone. Body modifications of any sort, tattoos, to degrade yourself to the level of permanently altering your body, you should sit in silence and grieve your poor choices. No excuse in the world to remove a part of your body unless you had a cancer growth. No amount of Therapy will help you realize what you just did to yourself, goes to show how desperate guys are for woman attention

    • @CedricBassman
      @CedricBassman Před 11 měsíci +5

      If it's your decision, yes just do it.
      If the Wife insits on it but you don't want to, don't do it.

    • @ghandimauler
      @ghandimauler Před 11 měsíci +1

      If it goes well. My godson's dad got his done and he had massive swelling for 4 days, hugged up with the bag frozen peas. As someone who had service commitments, he was cheesed because the odds of serious side effects were low to the point where it wasn't really discussed. Just realize you may be out longer than you think.
      I've also known these procedures to be done and not do what it was supposed to for the rest of a person's life. I've known two people for whom it worked for years, then worked again and they ended up with a late life unexpected child.
      Is it safe?
      Mostly.

    • @iSTEFIXi
      @iSTEFIXi Před 11 měsíci +4

      hey honey look we have a kid great il go get a vasectomy so we dont have more
      later there was a aciddent there kid died and there bloodline died too because of the vasectomy or she cheated on him he got a vasectomy found out the baby isnt his and killed his own bloodline

    • @17arando
      @17arando Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@ghandimauler The oopsie risk is different depending on how they do it and unfortunately they don't tend to distinguish between them because all of them are low. For best results, (although least reversibility) the method you want is cut section, cauterize, and bury in tissue. That pretty much takes an act of God to fail.
      To be fair though, vasectomies of all types, even clamps, have pretty much the lowest failure rate. Far more likely to have an unexpected child on the pill.
      The extra healing time one is a bit odd. It's a very topical thing and nowadays the incision is so small they don't even need a stitch, just a tiny bandaid. Maybe a reaction to the numbing shot? Hmm

  • @82guitarman
    @82guitarman Před 11 měsíci +4

    One of the best decisions I’ve ever made! Drink sounds good too!

  • @BO-dc4xg
    @BO-dc4xg Před 4 měsíci

    This is one surgery I highly recommend you get referrals on. Mine went great, afterwards took a couple Advil for a few days and a pack of frozen peas for a few hours afterwards and laid low for about a week, …at the time I climbed trees (arborist) so rope and harness type work, needed to be sure I was completely healed before doing any climbing. Thankfully had no problems! Blessings
    Not a drinker so haven’t tried the drink, but enjoy the commercials!

  • @l7weenie273
    @l7weenie273 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Props to the editor. The sound effects are amazing 🙂

  • @emmittjaydelong
    @emmittjaydelong Před 11 měsíci +3

    He's in like 4s and I'm still watching them. The man is GOAT.

  • @constantdvdcollector
    @constantdvdcollector Před 6 měsíci

    Nice cinematography for this and the other vasectomy ads. This ad made me wince a couple of times in considerable pain, especially when she snipped the extra piece off the orange peel. That makes me wince!

  • @Shadoweclipse1386
    @Shadoweclipse1386 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Happy to see some Betty Buzz love! Their ginger beer is easily my favorite ginger beer ever!!

    • @deathbevo
      @deathbevo Před 11 měsíci

      Wait. It's even better than Bundaberg's ginger beer? That's a tall order.

    • @Shadoweclipse1386
      @Shadoweclipse1386 Před 11 měsíci

      @@deathbevo I'm not generally a fan of ginger beer or ginger ales, so I'm not sure if I've ever tried Bunderberg, but it's very very good.

  • @tristanmace9303
    @tristanmace9303 Před 11 měsíci +16

    Quick. Not painless

    • @mamawnamidreviews9978
      @mamawnamidreviews9978 Před 11 měsíci +11

      But not like giving birth, neither quick or painless. Plus, we usually do it more than once.🤔
      Either way, enjoy the gin!

  • @Owl_Space
    @Owl_Space Před 11 měsíci +4

    I like that she's so perky and just a little bit threatening.

  • @CappuccinoLife
    @CappuccinoLife Před 6 měsíci

    One more of this one pls, thanks!

  • @TomSedgman
    @TomSedgman Před 11 měsíci +16

    It’s one week after my vasectomy and I can confirm it’s nothing more than a mild ache. Unless you go cycling or jogging up and down the stairs. Time to go buy some cranberry juice.

  • @MizLaur
    @MizLaur Před 11 měsíci +36

    First medical procedure to have an official alcoholic drink! 🎉😂

    • @princessmanner1
      @princessmanner1 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Clearly you've never had a colonoscopy

    • @MizLaur
      @MizLaur Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@princessmanner1 You’re absolutely right; reply has been edited!

  • @Tantejuju65
    @Tantejuju65 Před 11 měsíci

    Very cute! Hi from Minnesota

  • @jonbowles7480
    @jonbowles7480 Před 11 měsíci

    Priceless!!

  • @AkumakoCross
    @AkumakoCross Před 11 měsíci +126

    Back in college, a friend told me about their family’s tradition of the husbands getting a vasectomy when the couple/his wife decided they were done having kids, rather than make their wife get a hysterectomy (or other permanent methods). Once they’d had the procedure, they got to put their name down in a signature book with everyone else who had done it. They were quite proud of this tradition, and I think it should become more common.

    • @limitlesssky3050
      @limitlesssky3050 Před 11 měsíci +2

      That's because female became impotent after reaching menopause which is about 50, so don't need any procedure.

    • @moazzhussain6720
      @moazzhussain6720 Před 11 měsíci +5

      This ensure that if the wife becomes pregnant after the husband's vasectomy being public knowledge then she is definitely cheating.

    • @tetianadonets9095
      @tetianadonets9095 Před 11 měsíci +18

      @@limitlesssky3050 many women have a late menopause, so still a worthy procedure. Also 50 is usually about 10 years after people are done having kids. 10 years of condoms or birthcontrol vs a 15 min procedure? pffff

    • @salimalbitar
      @salimalbitar Před 11 měsíci +2

      NO!

    • @moazzhussain6720
      @moazzhussain6720 Před 11 měsíci

      @@salimalbitar It's a safe bet if you want to go around fucking anyone you want without worrying about being responsible for child care. Also, it makes sure that if you have a wife who becomes pregnant after your vasectomy then you will know she has cheated on you. In my humble opinion, both husband and wife should become infertile after they have reached the desired number of kids.

  • @projectnatal11
    @projectnatal11 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I can just feel Ryan's clever writing behind every word. Or I am just dead wrong

  • @GWAForUTBE
    @GWAForUTBE Před 11 měsíci +3

    Ryan you are the writer of writers. Truly gifted with just the right amount of dementia.

  • @4biz
    @4biz Před 11 měsíci

    HAHAHA.''FREAKING'' LOVED THIS.BRAVO RYAN.

  • @Chartel77
    @Chartel77 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Oh brilliant thank you for making my day 🌹❤️😂😂😂😂

  • @Bee_Bill287
    @Bee_Bill287 Před 11 měsíci

    That looks fantastic gotta give that a try.. the drink that is...

  • @RedDevil_Joe
    @RedDevil_Joe Před 11 měsíci +64

    No idea who they are but Ryan needs to do this joke every year 😂

    • @kevinschultz6091
      @kevinschultz6091 Před 11 měsíci +22

      Yeah, had to look these up - she's a Country Music singer, he's her (retired American football player) husband who has played for the Broncos, the Jets, and the Titans. They have 3 kids.

    • @gyongyiszatmari37
      @gyongyiszatmari37 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@kevinschultz6091thanks!

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@kevinschultz6091 So you're saying the husband can't keep a job.

    • @kevinschultz6091
      @kevinschultz6091 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@AlbertaGeek - eh, I don't follow Gridiron Football specifically, but my understanding is that 10 years is a pretty good career in the NFL. According to the interwebz, the average NFL career is 3.3 years, and he managed that with 3 separate teams. So, he was definately "above average" material; a solid B-lister (nothing wrong with that in high-end professional sports) probably in the layer just beneath the actual name-brand superstars.

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@kevinschultz6091 Bet you're fun at parties.

  • @White_devil1980
    @White_devil1980 Před 8 měsíci

    I got mine on valentine day 2012 and the wife got to watch 🥰🥳

  • @AussieVet
    @AussieVet Před 11 měsíci

    Wow that's way better than the one I had !!!

  • @archwolf3835
    @archwolf3835 Před 11 měsíci +20

    Me watching this after getting one last Friday

  • @Nobody_Here_Except-Us_Ghosts
    @Nobody_Here_Except-Us_Ghosts Před 11 měsíci

    Alfred Hitchcock couldn't have directed this better, the snip at the end left me somewhat emotionally scarred for life :)

  • @LadyLeomon
    @LadyLeomon Před 11 měsíci +8

    If this man recommends a drink I’ll buy it for as many occasions as I need to 😎😎😎
    Always a Fan Mr Reynolds (and Mrs Reynolds) and go hug your furbabies all 💙🐱💙

  • @Rankbaajin
    @Rankbaajin Před 11 měsíci

    I've had 8, absolutely hammered

    • @cmorris9494
      @cmorris9494 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Kids, the medical procedure or the drink?

  • @socalhockey72
    @socalhockey72 Před 4 měsíci

    I got mine at the request of my wife. They made me take a pre-surgery class that scared the crap out of me. But the surgery itself went fine. I was in and out in an hour or two. My wife even gave me a balloon that said "Snip Snip Hooray." The real fun came the next morning when the hospital called to tell me that our counties first documented case of COVID had showed up in the same area of the hospital that I'd been in the night before. At the time, that was a little alarming. Made it more memorable I guess.

  • @harreetteB477
    @harreetteB477 Před 11 měsíci

    Ryan Reynolds humor is fabulous!

  • @jamesc7894
    @jamesc7894 Před 11 měsíci +23

    After drinking that, you wake up a different man.

  • @SoliRhymesWithJulie
    @SoliRhymesWithJulie Před 11 měsíci

    Why can't commercials on actual TV be this good.

  • @retrojake228
    @retrojake228 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Listen mine was extremely painful during and after. Maybe my body has a higher tolerance to pain meds and I needed more but danggggggg it hurt.

  • @dharmeshyadav4009
    @dharmeshyadav4009 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Bottle reminds me of Red notice movie

  • @FUTMATE
    @FUTMATE Před 11 měsíci +1

    Where are these ads when I’m raging at 30 seconds ads on CZcams

  • @michael3625
    @michael3625 Před 11 měsíci

    Each time they show the drink, its a different one, and it seems the portions change, if you watch the coloring of the drink. It goes from slight pink, to red hue, then straight to blood red.

  • @jeebugorn
    @jeebugorn Před 11 měsíci +1

    maybe it was cause mine was done by an Army doctor, but it was surgery itself was painful and the recovery was...unpleasant. but yes, still easier than a hysterectomy or tubal ligation for my (now ex)-wife.

  • @AnnaAnna-uc2ff
    @AnnaAnna-uc2ff Před 11 měsíci

    Good idea.

  • @17arando
    @17arando Před 11 měsíci +2

    Had mine done at 28. (No kids, Planned Parenthood does them for anyone without unnecessary hoops unlike most doctors) My only regret is not getting it sooner. If I hadn't been awake the whole time, I'd have no way of knowing I had it at all. Vs women I've been with, hormonal birth control side effects can range from annoying to awful and are damn near universal.

  • @disneyplusfree
    @disneyplusfree Před 11 měsíci +1

    So CZcams is now featuring celebrity ads in "trending" - a manually curated list of what CZcams thinks should be popular?

  • @Smt37
    @Smt37 Před 11 měsíci

    Can’t even find your aviation anywhere around my area. But I’m in the middle of the US, so pander to the coasts, or maybe it’s just not that good.
    Try Hendricks Gin, and you’ll never be disappointed or try another again. ✌🏻

  • @TheKnitch
    @TheKnitch Před 11 měsíci +2

    Yup. Because a vasectomy is way easier than pushing an elephant thru a keyhole. Lol

  • @MR-ly4xt
    @MR-ly4xt Před 11 měsíci +4

    I really want to try this drink! 🍸 ❤

  • @tomaszborowski685
    @tomaszborowski685 Před 11 měsíci +2

    We love you Ryan Reynolds 😊

  • @JemHawkes
    @JemHawkes Před 11 měsíci

    Perfectly delivered ...

  • @mattreynolds981
    @mattreynolds981 Před 4 měsíci

    Lol love them!

  • @piratepress6958
    @piratepress6958 Před 11 měsíci

    I've thought she was gorgeous since her "Wanted" song came out way back in 2009!

  • @salimalbitar
    @salimalbitar Před 11 měsíci

    that snip at the end looked scary! 😥

  • @emogeekloner
    @emogeekloner Před 11 měsíci +1

    Hey Ryan Reynolds are you going to give us an update on Deadpool 3 on your next video. I just finished watching a video saying we won't be getting Deadpool 3 or any marvel movies until 2037 so I just wanted to get clarification from the man Deadpool himself on what is really happening with the Deadpool vs wolverine movie.
    Love you Deadpool!

  • @jenna_tolls
    @jenna_tolls Před 11 měsíci

    I grew up in a house a block away from the just friends house, in moose jaw, kinda neat

  • @chaba.abir.Cleopatre31
    @chaba.abir.Cleopatre31 Před 11 měsíci

    Respect from Algérien 🇩🇿😍😍🇩🇿😍😍🇩🇿😍😍🇩🇿😍😍

  • @OraC6666
    @OraC6666 Před 5 měsíci

    Good name for gin because it all tastes like aviation fuel.

  • @duhovnik
    @duhovnik Před 6 měsíci

    These advertisements make want to do a shift in my career, i want to become an alcoholician now!

  • @Blitc8122
    @Blitc8122 Před 11 měsíci +4

  • @Chunda8
    @Chunda8 Před 11 měsíci +20

    Best thing I ever did, you're welcome world. My free time belongs to me and I can do whatever I want with it, no regrets ever. Painless, inexpensive, fast recovery and really took my relationship to the next level. I got it done as soon as the doc would do it, most don't seem to want to do the operation before the age of 29. He said it is reversible, I said he would not be seeing me again. I have a bad feeling that your average man is only a little bit smarter than an adult Border Collie and this has been my experience. Kind of a raw deal for most women.

    • @gregorybatz7297
      @gregorybatz7297 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Thank you for not reproducing. My six children thank you, also. 😎

    • @AbbieeTube
      @AbbieeTube Před 8 měsíci

      Yes, I second the notion. Thank you for not reproducing. The world already has enough beta males.

  • @shadowwbender
    @shadowwbender Před 11 měsíci +1

    another one bites the dust

  • @WisperTheWolf025
    @WisperTheWolf025 Před 11 měsíci

    Ryan, it it true that the release for Deadpool 3 has been moved to May 3rd?

  • @OnkarNath91
    @OnkarNath91 Před 11 měsíci +1

    So for Vasectomy, do I have to visit my local bar or my doctor ?

  • @wingman-1977
    @wingman-1977 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Did Ryan write the monologue for this?

  • @therealmfwic9503
    @therealmfwic9503 Před 11 měsíci +1

    He needs to have Nick Cannon doing this commercial.

    • @randysmith4707
      @randysmith4707 Před 11 měsíci

      Nick Cannon did it last year...

    • @therealmfwic9503
      @therealmfwic9503 Před 11 měsíci

      @@randysmith4707 not from what I’ve read. People suggested it but he hasn’t done it

    • @randysmith4707
      @randysmith4707 Před 11 měsíci

      @@therealmfwic9503 czcams.com/video/YMSUoiT0efA/video.html

  • @ApolloXL5
    @ApolloXL5 Před 8 měsíci

    At first, I could have sworn it said 'Dexter edition' and I thought, oh, that's going to be bloody. XD

  • @Asaski09
    @Asaski09 Před 11 měsíci

    Fantastic.

  • @LoLifeIsForever-hl2nm
    @LoLifeIsForever-hl2nm Před 11 měsíci

    @Ryan Reynolds:
    I love the vid; great product placement!
    May we please have Deadpool 3 NOW, please??

  • @MaestroGrey
    @MaestroGrey Před 11 měsíci +1

    The procedure is painless.
    Then the anethesia wears off and it feels like you've be hit in the nuts for a few days.

  • @gilledgar2243
    @gilledgar2243 Před 11 měsíci +10

    The op to get the vasectomi was a cakewalk.
    The anesthesia shots before? They... were not fun.

    • @pesky716
      @pesky716 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Such a hot sting.

    • @DMJoeBing
      @DMJoeBing Před 11 měsíci +4

      I can't recall if the anesthesia or post-op after it wore off was worse. That pain from belly button to asshole the day after was intense. Could've rode a Harley home, but once that wore off, it was worse than any kick to the balls ever.
      BUT...the bags of frozen peas helped, and it was 3 days straight in bed playing Arkham Asylum (yeah, that's how long ago it was), plus a lifetime of no worries about any more kids, and not having my wife side effects of birth control. Totally worth it.
      Another upshot: any shot to the balls doesn't hurt nearly as bad as before.

    • @gilledgar2243
      @gilledgar2243 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@DMJoeBing I went to work the day after. That was not smart.
      /decorator.

    • @gilledgar2243
      @gilledgar2243 Před 11 měsíci +4

      It is totally worth it. Partners not having to take pills (that could kill them if they are unlucky), or getting pregnant (that could kill them if unlucky).
      So yes. So so worth it

    • @DMJoeBing
      @DMJoeBing Před 11 měsíci

      @Gill Edgar oof! I wasn't moving after the anesthetic wore off. Going to work the next day? Nope!

  • @germains79
    @germains79 Před 11 měsíci

    Y'all so crazy!🤣

  • @c.a.g.7707
    @c.a.g.7707 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Ryan Reynolds almost makes me want to drink alcohol.

  • @naebalvas
    @naebalvas Před 11 měsíci +1

    Hell nah, not drinking that xD

  • @waberoid
    @waberoid Před 11 měsíci

    I would try this but my dad hates gin. I enjoy it some times

  • @nagyovatimea5509
    @nagyovatimea5509 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Could someone help me please? Who were these people in this video? I know I should know them but I don't know yet

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 Před 11 měsíci

    Ryan Reynolds bought an unspecified minority stake in Aviation Gin in 2018. In 2020, the brand was sold to a company called Diageo in a deal in which they acquired the majority owner, Davos Brands. It is unknown if Reynold sold his portion, what that portion may be, or how much his interest is worth. The fact that he continues to advertise for the brand indicates that he does still have a stake in it. Other alcohol brands owned by Diageo are:
    • Johnnie Walker
    • Tanqueray
    • Smirnoff
    • Guinness
    • Bailey's
    • Canadian Crown Royal
    • Captain Morgan
    • Don Julio

    • @spartanx169x
      @spartanx169x Před 5 měsíci +1

      I'm pretty sure you can search online and find out how much money Ryan has made on the deal and what his involvement in it still is. I can't remember the amount, but it was staggering, like 10s of millions of dollars, possibly 100s of millions. All total with his endeavors, He has made money than he could ever spend. He could have multiple movies failures and not be financially hurt by it. To his credit, He is a lot more financially literate that Johnny Depp and Nicolas Cage.

  • @lucaswhite12
    @lucaswhite12 Před 11 měsíci

    Do they work?

  • @alexiatorrez7680
    @alexiatorrez7680 Před 11 měsíci +1

    #RyanReynolds has become a marketing genius.

  • @shaner2221
    @shaner2221 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Better Half!!! She seems like a nightmare.

    • @Asaski09
      @Asaski09 Před 11 měsíci +1

      It's a facetious skit

    • @EmperorRahem
      @EmperorRahem Před 11 měsíci +2

      They've been married 11 years, I think they're doing just fine 😂

  • @lasbrujazz
    @lasbrujazz Před 11 měsíci

    So, are these ads for vasectomy or gin?

  • @jpallen719
    @jpallen719 Před 5 měsíci

    Damn…… she’s a beauty…..

  • @Cartoonylol
    @Cartoonylol Před 11 měsíci +1

    Yessir

  • @DJ-fn3jm
    @DJ-fn3jm Před 11 měsíci +1

    who are those people

  • @salacitastranscendentiamors
    @salacitastranscendentiamors Před 11 měsíci +1

    Fk Ryan shows up... Deadpool

  • @user-nk2lr4zd7k
    @user-nk2lr4zd7k Před 7 dny +1

    Похожа на одну нашу Русскую актрису она!) Улыбаясь)

  • @controversialtalks
    @controversialtalks Před 11 měsíci

    meant to be a gin commercial but I ended up ordering a 6 pack of betty buzz tonic lol