Rob Haze vs. The Machines | Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 20. 02. 2024
  • Comedian Rob Haze jokes about censorship online, the latest fashion trends, and a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theories in his Don't Tell Comedy set!
    Don’t Tell Comedy produces weekly shows in 100+ cities across the US in unique locations for a one-of-a-kind comedy experience! The location is kept a secret until the day of the show and the performers are a secret until they hit the stage! Check out our website for upcoming live shows in your city! www.donttellcomedy.com
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    Rob Haze is a comedian from Atlanta, Georgia. Rob’s new special Frontin’ is available now on CZcams. He is a writer/ performer on Sherman’s Showcase on IFC. He was on the first Sneaker Sketch show Sneak This on B/R Kicks. Rob’s standup has been featured on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Late Show, Comedy Central, and Viceland. Rob has a podcast called The Inconsistent Podcast with Rob Haze available everywhere.
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    CZcams: @RobHaZepresents
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    Credits:
    Written and Performed by Adam Pasi
    Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
    VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
    Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
    Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
    Producer: Jay Bode
    Director of Photography: Mark Davis
    Gaffer: Michael Tellup
    Swing: Dallas Calkins
    Cam Operators:
    Steve Anson
    Angelo Clarizio
    Lauren Doyle
    Tanner Eck
    Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
    Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
    Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
    Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
    A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
    Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
    End Music: Maxwell Phillips
    Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
    Graphics: Megan Hunter
    Production Assistants:
    Rachel Bershad
    Megan Hunter
    Maggie Rosenberg
    Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
    Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA
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Komentáře • 90

  • @famfamfam5782
    @famfamfam5782 Před 2 měsíci +43

    No way the conspiracy bells joke is the toppest tier joke I’ve heard in probably literally years. Whole set before was legit some of sharpest writing around period too

    • @JK-qi7pp
      @JK-qi7pp Před 2 měsíci +11

      It's true to boot. Clocks were a way of controlling people, especially once they entered factory floors. Workers wouldn't be able to afford their own clocks, so the factory owners would often mess with the clocks and have people working overtime without them noticing.

    • @bibsythecottonelf7147
      @bibsythecottonelf7147 Před 2 měsíci +6

      “They tryna control us broo”
      Man he’s right, you KNOW someone was saying that 😂

    • @xapokalypse
      @xapokalypse Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@JK-qi7pp I'm not surprised at all but that's wild 💀

    • @hotgirlmess
      @hotgirlmess Před 2 měsíci +1

      Nah it was always too loud compared to the comedian's set it was so jarring lol

  • @tommymorgan2019
    @tommymorgan2019 Před 2 měsíci +113

    Am I the only one who wants them to bring back the old Outro music?

    • @joemcatee4162
      @joemcatee4162 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Such a banger of a song lol

    • @shaspearman8647
      @shaspearman8647 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Yes! What the hell? That was my jam. I was always bankhead bouncing to that.

    • @Izduk
      @Izduk Před 2 měsíci +5

      I'm sure if this comment stay top they'll think about it

    • @creamyhummus
      @creamyhummus Před 2 měsíci +3

      YES!

    • @sanjemyles3944
      @sanjemyles3944 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Yes please

  • @er...
    @er... Před 2 měsíci +17

    Bring back the Shakespeare collar 🤣🤣🤣that's what's up!

  • @barbedwirehalo3148
    @barbedwirehalo3148 Před 2 měsíci +19

    This is definitely what I needed after a long day of work while I’m eating some food 😊 thank you Rob!

  • @Anonymously_J
    @Anonymously_J Před 2 měsíci +21

    Rob Haze is LEGIT 😂

  • @JeremiahBryant
    @JeremiahBryant Před 2 měsíci +14

    Dude is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @parashar4690
    @parashar4690 Před 2 měsíci +13

    amazing storyteller with the right amount of humour, both educational and funny af

    • @EngagementEngineer
      @EngagementEngineer Před 2 měsíci

      #RobHaze comedy special #Frontin is out now on CZcams. Full brain engagement 💡🧠😄
      #livecomedy
      #standupcomedy
      #comedywriter
      #comedyshow

  • @KBWeeds
    @KBWeeds Před 2 měsíci +6

    I LOVE ROB HAZE!!!

  • @terrytube5247
    @terrytube5247 Před 2 měsíci +11

    For a guy who seems to be asleep, he has some great riffs on 400 years of technology (I am including collars as a technology).

    • @EngagementEngineer
      @EngagementEngineer Před 2 měsíci +1

      On an episode of #TheInconsistentPodcast Rob casually inserts a full break down of LASER as an acronym mid-conversation. My whole life I thought laser was just a regular word. 💡🧠😄 #edutainment
      #livecomedy
      #standupcomedy
      #comedywriter
      #comedyshow

  • @morganmarshall450
    @morganmarshall450 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Just seeing this guy for the first time. This is the hardest I laughed all week😄

  • @_NewtonMeter
    @_NewtonMeter Před 2 měsíci +3

    Straight faced delivery.😂

  • @dre_withwithout
    @dre_withwithout Před 12 dny

    “I was closeted about my dad.” 😂

  • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
    @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS Před 2 měsíci +8

    😂😂😂 killa afraid to say kill 😂😂😂

  • @thenopasslook
    @thenopasslook Před 2 měsíci +6

    great set

  • @006G1
    @006G1 Před 2 měsíci +4

    🔥🔥🔥🔥 keep going Rob

  • @boldnbrash7028
    @boldnbrash7028 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Comedy style is Just your high friend rambling

  • @ruthantiaobong3502
    @ruthantiaobong3502 Před 2 měsíci +4

    2:50 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂for real!!

  • @wew8820
    @wew8820 Před 2 měsíci +4

    About the conspiracy theories, here's an excerpt about sundials from an ancient Roman poem by the comedian Plautus (c250 BC):
    The gods confound the man who first found out
    How to distinguish hours! Confound him too
    Who in this place set up a sundial
    To cut and hack my days so wretchedly
    Into small portions! When I was a boy,
    My belly was my sundial: one more sure,
    Truer, and more exact than any of them.
    This dial told me when it was time
    To go to dinner, when I had anything to eat;
    But nowadays, why even when I have,
    I can’t fall-to unless the sun gives leave.
    The town’s so full of these confounded dials,
    The greatest part of its inhabitants,
    Shrunk up with hunger, creep along the streets.

  • @MrYowen88
    @MrYowen88 Před 2 měsíci

    Don’t listen to the bells lol… genius.

  • @MsMakeba
    @MsMakeba Před 2 měsíci +2

    2:41 "He's eating SOUP!" 😂 😅 😂
    @RobHaZepresents Okay.....I'm listening for real now that my brain has released that!
    #comedywriter
    #StandUpComedian
    #Frontin
    #TheInconsistentPodcast
    #Hazeopedia
    #highbrow
    #blerd
    #adhdrelief
    #listenable
    #DearAlgorithm
    #BlackFutureMonth

  • @romelldawkins5515
    @romelldawkins5515 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Good set 😂

  • @Nicelifeinnature
    @Nicelifeinnature Před 2 měsíci +1

    Great coverage! I have always found the Guyanas to be intriguing.

  • @borlanderobertson5666
    @borlanderobertson5666 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Good set❤

  • @surrelvision1538
    @surrelvision1538 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Cooking for clicks, is a bar, Rob!! Nicely done, sir!! 😉👌

  • @locodinero81
    @locodinero81 Před 9 dny

    And I want Shakespeare collar while I’m I’m doing it 😂

  • @nathanpeachs2704
    @nathanpeachs2704 Před 2 měsíci +1

    😂 they did bring back the collar, in the 90s😂

  • @SOUNDINTHECITY
    @SOUNDINTHECITY Před 2 měsíci +2

    i laugh mucho

  • @-.-E-.-
    @-.-E-.- Před 2 měsíci

    So funny!

  • @user-xs7sw5dc8g
    @user-xs7sw5dc8g Před 2 měsíci +1

    You a killer but you scared to say kill?! 🤣😂

  • @jrob2430
    @jrob2430 Před 2 měsíci

    He was good on After Midnight the other day

  • @EngagementEngineer
    @EngagementEngineer Před 2 měsíci +2

    "When I was eating one meal a day, you didn't care." 😂😅😂
    "Meanwhile my father was at home....fine." 🤣
    There are no throwaway lines. Solid laughs per minute ratio. Thanks to #KattWilliams comedy nerds can now argue using stats! #DidYouKnow #TheMoreYouKnow 💡🧠😄
    #livecomedy
    #standupcomedy
    #comedywriter
    #comedyshow
    #dadjokes
    #90sNostalgia
    #HumansVsArtificialIntelligence
    #ArtOfficialIntelligence @RobHaZepresents #DeLaSoul

  • @admtpasi
    @admtpasi Před 2 měsíci +2

    Hell yes

  • @admtpasi
    @admtpasi Před 2 měsíci

  • @rebekah620able
    @rebekah620able Před 2 měsíci +1

    also we are boyocotting mcdonalds :D

  • @travelwithmestranger
    @travelwithmestranger Před 2 měsíci +1

    Gotta watch out for Rob. Great content and delivery and on your face jokes 😂😂😂

  • @juliogutierrez8859
    @juliogutierrez8859 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Hello Paige

  • @paigechavez9232
    @paigechavez9232 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Hello Alex

  • @spiderpimp33
    @spiderpimp33 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Facts! He have indeed been eating’! Lol! We saw him down here in ATL when he was tiny while performing at The Apache. He was a beast then, and is still a beast now.

    • @RobHaZepresents
      @RobHaZepresents Před 2 měsíci +3

      I wish I was tiny again lol

    • @spiderpimp33
      @spiderpimp33 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@RobHaZepresents Man you are still a beast on stage! Plus, weight comes and goes. I just turned 40 last week and trying to drop 10-15 myself.

  • @LD-ky8bo
    @LD-ky8bo Před 2 měsíci +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LifeOnCoach
    @LifeOnCoach Před 2 měsíci +1

    ✌🏾

  • @locodinero81
    @locodinero81 Před 9 dny

    I also would dust a robots back

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa Před 2 měsíci +1

    Did u know

  • @garciavashchino1
    @garciavashchino1 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Just as the jokes were making hit hype levels of humor...
    He out😢

  • @Kefepdaman
    @Kefepdaman Před 2 měsíci

    The unalive joke gave TikTok vibes

  • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
    @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS Před 2 měsíci +3

    First
    Hahaha I AM FIRST YAHHHH #johnnyx100 bouta be seen 😮😮😮

  • @das_it_mane
    @das_it_mane Před 2 měsíci +1

    The AI salary is literally a socialist policy (I'm saying that in a good way)

  • @laylonidiamondz8447
    @laylonidiamondz8447 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Early Gang

  • @TheDwightMamba
    @TheDwightMamba Před 2 měsíci +1

    Stone cold killer.

  • @furiousrobinson
    @furiousrobinson Před 2 měsíci +2

    Cooking for clicks is nuts!

  • @SnowmanAgent
    @SnowmanAgent Před 2 měsíci +1

    first

  • @thogvii934
    @thogvii934 Před 2 měsíci +2

    weak crowd

  • @geetansh6645
    @geetansh6645 Před 2 měsíci

    L crowd

  • @pbrown7501
    @pbrown7501 Před 2 měsíci

    AI-based research into disease analysis, diagnosis, and search for treatment has been underway for years.

  • @zoenagy9458
    @zoenagy9458 Před 2 měsíci

    bad

  • @gregjones8996
    @gregjones8996 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Lame