Rob Haze vs. The Machines | Stand Up Comedy
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- Comedian Rob Haze jokes about censorship online, the latest fashion trends, and a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theories in his Don't Tell Comedy set!
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Rob Haze is a comedian from Atlanta, Georgia. Rob’s new special Frontin’ is available now on CZcams. He is a writer/ performer on Sherman’s Showcase on IFC. He was on the first Sneaker Sketch show Sneak This on B/R Kicks. Rob’s standup has been featured on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, The Late Late Show, Comedy Central, and Viceland. Rob has a podcast called The Inconsistent Podcast with Rob Haze available everywhere.
Instagram: / robhaze
TikTok: / robhaze
CZcams: @RobHaZepresents
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Adam Pasi
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
End Music: Maxwell Phillips
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA - Komedie
No way the conspiracy bells joke is the toppest tier joke I’ve heard in probably literally years. Whole set before was legit some of sharpest writing around period too
It's true to boot. Clocks were a way of controlling people, especially once they entered factory floors. Workers wouldn't be able to afford their own clocks, so the factory owners would often mess with the clocks and have people working overtime without them noticing.
“They tryna control us broo”
Man he’s right, you KNOW someone was saying that 😂
@@JK-qi7pp I'm not surprised at all but that's wild 💀
Nah it was always too loud compared to the comedian's set it was so jarring lol
Am I the only one who wants them to bring back the old Outro music?
Such a banger of a song lol
Yes! What the hell? That was my jam. I was always bankhead bouncing to that.
I'm sure if this comment stay top they'll think about it
YES!
Yes please
Bring back the Shakespeare collar 🤣🤣🤣that's what's up!
This is definitely what I needed after a long day of work while I’m eating some food 😊 thank you Rob!
Rob Haze is LEGIT 😂
🔥🔥😂😂
Dude is hilarious 😂😂😂
amazing storyteller with the right amount of humour, both educational and funny af
#RobHaze comedy special #Frontin is out now on CZcams. Full brain engagement 💡🧠😄
#livecomedy
#standupcomedy
#comedywriter
#comedyshow
I LOVE ROB HAZE!!!
For a guy who seems to be asleep, he has some great riffs on 400 years of technology (I am including collars as a technology).
On an episode of #TheInconsistentPodcast Rob casually inserts a full break down of LASER as an acronym mid-conversation. My whole life I thought laser was just a regular word. 💡🧠😄 #edutainment
#livecomedy
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Just seeing this guy for the first time. This is the hardest I laughed all week😄
Straight faced delivery.😂
“I was closeted about my dad.” 😂
😂😂😂 killa afraid to say kill 😂😂😂
great set
🔥🔥🔥🔥 keep going Rob
Comedy style is Just your high friend rambling
2:50 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂for real!!
About the conspiracy theories, here's an excerpt about sundials from an ancient Roman poem by the comedian Plautus (c250 BC):
The gods confound the man who first found out
How to distinguish hours! Confound him too
Who in this place set up a sundial
To cut and hack my days so wretchedly
Into small portions! When I was a boy,
My belly was my sundial: one more sure,
Truer, and more exact than any of them.
This dial told me when it was time
To go to dinner, when I had anything to eat;
But nowadays, why even when I have,
I can’t fall-to unless the sun gives leave.
The town’s so full of these confounded dials,
The greatest part of its inhabitants,
Shrunk up with hunger, creep along the streets.
Don’t listen to the bells lol… genius.
2:41 "He's eating SOUP!" 😂 😅 😂
@RobHaZepresents Okay.....I'm listening for real now that my brain has released that!
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Good set 😂
Great coverage! I have always found the Guyanas to be intriguing.
Good set❤
Cooking for clicks, is a bar, Rob!! Nicely done, sir!! 😉👌
And I want Shakespeare collar while I’m I’m doing it 😂
😂 they did bring back the collar, in the 90s😂
i laugh mucho
So funny!
You a killer but you scared to say kill?! 🤣😂
He was good on After Midnight the other day
"When I was eating one meal a day, you didn't care." 😂😅😂
"Meanwhile my father was at home....fine." 🤣
There are no throwaway lines. Solid laughs per minute ratio. Thanks to #KattWilliams comedy nerds can now argue using stats! #DidYouKnow #TheMoreYouKnow 💡🧠😄
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#ArtOfficialIntelligence @RobHaZepresents #DeLaSoul
Hell yes
❤
also we are boyocotting mcdonalds :D
Gotta watch out for Rob. Great content and delivery and on your face jokes 😂😂😂
Hello Paige
Hello Alex
Facts! He have indeed been eating’! Lol! We saw him down here in ATL when he was tiny while performing at The Apache. He was a beast then, and is still a beast now.
I wish I was tiny again lol
@@RobHaZepresents Man you are still a beast on stage! Plus, weight comes and goes. I just turned 40 last week and trying to drop 10-15 myself.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
✌🏾
I also would dust a robots back
Did u know
Just as the jokes were making hit hype levels of humor...
He out😢
The unalive joke gave TikTok vibes
First
Hahaha I AM FIRST YAHHHH #johnnyx100 bouta be seen 😮😮😮
Nahh dude, its me
The AI salary is literally a socialist policy (I'm saying that in a good way)
Early Gang
Stone cold killer.
Cooking for clicks is nuts!
first
weak crowd
L crowd
AI-based research into disease analysis, diagnosis, and search for treatment has been underway for years.
bad
Lame