Babysitters are a Rip-Off | David Rodriguez | Stand Up Comedy
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- čas přidán 27. 02. 2024
- Comedian David Rodriguez reveals his dishwasher conspiracies, his hatred for spaghetti, and how babysitters are getting too greedy!
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Colorado-based comedian living in Fort Collins where he runs the Comedy Fort in between errands for his children and dogs.
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Credits:
Written and Performed by David Rodriguez
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
End Music: Maxwell Phillips
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA - Komedie
"The kids are still in the car" 🤣😂🤣
😂 I snorted when he said he would still do hand stuff. Great set
That spaghetti joke was the tip of the roller-coaster 😂
Yes!
Right?😂😂😂
One of the best I heard in a while lmaooo
Are you saying it was all down hill from there 😂😂 but nah I agree it was pretty funny
Thought it was pretty formulaic, an excuse to relate it to hot lesbians turning down dick. It's probably all made up and he loves pasta.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who truly dislikes how long dishwashers take like I need a time setting
Bought Samsung appliances when I built my house. The dishwasher, oven, microwave, washer and dryer all tell me how much time is left…..you can even start and stop it from your phone
@@benstolen4478 dishwashers need the option to set the time duration of the entire wash
@@benstolen4478mine does too, my appliances all say how long the cycle will take before you start it and how long is left once it starts
The more energy and water efficient something is, the slower it is. You can make a wash much faster, it just uses up a lot of energy and wastes a ton of water.
Most dishwashers have instructional videos on their website that explain how to load a dishwasher properly, it’s almost a guarantee that everyone does it wrong until they watch one. It’s also almost a guarantee that everyone is ruining their clothes and their washers with too much soap and fabric softener
@@benstolen4478 😮
@@benstolen4478 crazy! you must not have house servants? to each their own i guess!
the dishwasher joke is seriously brilliant
As an Asian person...oh boy , he didn't even scratch the truth...and some of it...hm...i don't think i believed it. Having dishwashers and not using them runs deep...
As a lesbian, I sincerely thank you for bringing attention to that very real, irksome occurrence in a different aspect!
As a dishwasher boohoo
Why is dishwashing so funny all the sudden 😂😂😂
This is the edgiest clean comedy. Absolutely f****** love it! (He also owns a fuckin awesome club. Comedy club.)
@dude3146 it's not a comedy club, it's a literal club, a stout shillelagh.
Hope to see more from this guy!
Glad to hear the original outro music ❤ 😂
Also The comedy is top tier as always
Always love some good clean dishwasher jokes 😁
When he asked "what is happening in the dishwasher that's taking so long?!" I felt that😅
I love the two women behind David at 5:42 lol!
Why what did they do??
@@Malali16I think they're talking about the nudge
The reason we scrape the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher is because cleaning that siev is the grossest thing most people will ever have to do
Really strong set!
As a lesbian, I will NOT try your grandma's 😂😂😂😂
As a lesbian trapped in a man's body I agree. Women are works of art, but us men are grotesque looking.
❤ bless you we need more lesbain
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David rocked this set. Gotta join his channel 😂😂😂😂
Funny and overall wholesome (then again sometimes I do like spaghetti), time flew by !
You could hear the crowd pause and think “oh shit that guys 38” 1:37 lol
this is fantastic
Thisguy is actually good... We want more of him
David is one of the best
hilarious set, love the scream from the dishes
Hilarious 😂😂😂
Maaaan that was good.
Grandpa for the 2nd joke 🎉
effin great! loved the dishwasher joke 🤣🤣
Absolutely incredible! Great job, love the Comedy Fort!
Great set! I loved the dishwasher material!
Genuinely so hilarious!
Super funny, relatable and no bad words!!! ❤️❤️❤️
I'm curious about this. If he used the word "ass", but left out the joke that ends with him giving a young dude a handjob, would you think it was more or less appropriate?
Except for that very obvious F bomb lmao
@@frostxinfinity747 oh! oops! Comparatively few, let us say😁
@@jillsy2815 yes indeed, I'm just funnin' with ya! 😁
Incredible set! Made me burst out laughing multiple times :D
You have a dishwasher!!!!?😂😂😂
This is the second stand-up in a row at this venue I've listened to that was nicely interrupted by parking lot traffic. Very nice touch 👌 lol
i love comedy so much. especially when it's david rodriguez comedy 💓
Amazing set!!! 😂
Loved him😊 yes the outro music is back!
Mad funny !!! Loved it
Amazing set !👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂
"I don't like spaghetti and you don't have to either" Instant like!
Love that they brought back the song!!
This was a good set
Good laugh every minute
THE MUSIC IS BACK BABYYYYYYY!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
First time seeing this guy. AMAZING work!!!
very good and enjoyable!!!
Loved it
Hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
This dude is great 😂
3:47 my jaw dropped. I’m 19 and my boyfriend has a bearded dragon😭
This is the first set to make me genuinely laugh in a while
thanks fr bringing back the ending song
I'm surprised that at the end of the spaghetti joke he didn't say "Have you tried my grandpa's"?
Friken awesome, think this guy my favorite right now
So good
Hell yes
This guys hilarious!
Saw him in Boise with Dude Dad. Amazing set. Had us laughing so hard.
omg that was so funny!!
25 dollars for a night, pizza and Hulu?
Deal, that is a golden opportunity.
Not a joke, that sounds good!
I hate spaghetti too. I usually end up with it all down my front.
great ender!
He was so funny!
Great video I hope he gets to come on again!
Very funny. Would love to see a 30 minute set.
Solid
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U gotta try ma grandmas spaghetti 🍝
Pizza hand stuff was a great ender.
Holy shit this guy is incredible
this set was so fuckin good, new fave dude !!!
i’m literally misting my lizards house as he made the lizard dude joke wth
Good to hear the original music back!🫶
Smooth ass close for the set
I just sat down with the bowl of spaghetti, looking for a video to watch and I stumbled across this lol
You "stumbled" lol you mean you say down with your bowl of perfect spaghetti excited to eat it and asked yourself "who doesnt like spaghetti?" And then on your phone with no texts and nothing to do with your perfect spaghetti went "hmmm I wonder." And googled 'who doesnt like spaghetti?" With this beautiful comedy set video that made you chuckle and laugh hysterically so you wanted to comment but not brave enough to admit so you went "i stumbled across this coincidentally"lol no shame weve all done it.
You "stumbled" lol you mean you say down with your bowl of perfect spaghetti excited to eat it and asked yourself "who doesnt like spaghetti?" And then on your phone with no texts and nothing to do with your perfect spaghetti went "hmmm I wonder." And googled 'who doesnt like spaghetti?" With this beautiful comedy set video that made you chuckle and laugh hysterically so you wanted to comment but not brave enough to admit so you went "i stumbled across this coincidentally"lol no shame weve all done it.
My boy looks like a grown up Timmy Turner. Brilliant set!
How can you not like spaghetti and meatballs?!
50/hr is Crazy. In highschool, like 5 years ago, i babysat for 20 flat - because i was a teenager.
Yeah, that's wild. Those are low-key 'I don't like your kids, please stay at home' prices.
Wow this dude had some fucking awesome material....
Glad to hear you brought back the old outrio song. That other one was bad. Also, this dude was funny
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You have to try SpaghettiEis I think 😂😏
I remember back when we had to poop without our phones cause cellphones back then were primitive as fuck, some people would have stacks of magazines in the bathroom to pass the time, others like would just read and re-read the contents label on our shampoo or hair conditioner, shit was boring as fuck. Now we can view spicy memes on demand on Instagram and shitpost across the world with colorful strangers, who are also in the bathroom taking a shit.
I only know what pyrithione zinc is because I would constantly read the Head&Shoulders bottle for 15 years
I think this is the first time I’ve heard a joke about dishwashers that also wasn’t about women, good shit bro bro😂😂
Wonder if his kids was in the car 😂😂
🤣🤣
Sweeet ! Needed some good laugh
das good
Oh honey, Vodka doesn't freeze.
Your lesbian woman at the bar comment was perfect!!! I love how it had a set in and burn for a little for me to get it
haha yes that IS camping
The set was bombing a bit before the dishwasher joke, but that joke put things into the rinse cycle for sure. 🤓
That why my kids are n the car LOL
As someone who did babysit in high-school I always quoted way more than was reas9nable because I did not want to babysit and more often than not parents are so desperate for a night out they'll just pay it like ransom
Then why babysit ?? Like what lmao
That was fantastic!!
Only thing I would have changed is the part about the babysitter where you talk about your son on youtube. Would have been a good time for call back to the shower thing. Be like and my son will be in his room watching youtube. That is if he ever gets out the shower. I swear i left for work and got home and he was in the shower. Im 90% sure he never got out.
Hello Alex.
😁😄😅🤣😂
Hello Paige.
I don't like spaghetti either.. maybe in Italy..
I also dislike spaghetti. Especially the spaghetti and sauce. I’d prefer ravioli with pesto but not spaghetti. I’ve never heard anyone say that before.
Damn I was definitely undercharging. I charged $3 - 3.50 per hour per kid back when I was in high school in the 2010s
sometimes these videos start like a zoom recording where the host forgot to start recording at the very beginning.
also, my insta pot rice cooker takes multiple smoke breaks during its shift. it takes like 45 minutes to cook rice, on *quick cooking*. other cheaper rice cookers can do it in 5. i’m like what are you doing bro