Cancelling My Barista | Clark Jones | Stand Up Comedy
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- čas přidán 19. 03. 2024
- Comedian Clark Jones jokes about having a racist barista, joining a ballet team, and the best music to listen to during a broke phase in his hilarious Don't Tell Comedy set!
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Clark Jones is a comedian and writer from Chicago. He lives in LA and has written for TV and appeared on Comedy Central and HBO.
Instagram: / clarklarewjones
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Facebook: / theclarkjones
CZcams: @clarklarewjones
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Clark Jones
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Mikyla Jonck
Camera Operators:
Amelia Asilis
John Barrett
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Lukas Day
Jonathan Garcia
Z Gregorio
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Narrative Loft in Santa Barbara, CA - Komedie
“I said, ‘bitch’…” had me CRYING
I bet you he didn’t “stutter” when he said that 😭
😂😂😂😂
I cried too. Then I rewound to listen to it 2 more times lol.
i said... *looking around* "biiii....."
I just know we all said it with him😂
He asked “ who created gravity ?” 😂 I need whatever he drinking on. Lol
"but they think you ain't having sex with anybody" hahaha
"Fuck E=mc2 "😂😂😂
Yo for real, Einstein left his first wife to marry his cousin. He’s canceled 😂
@@RetiredRobot family first😂
@@arthurbwalya8006 lol family first, that’s good
5:34 That’s the sweetest “Bitch” I’ve ever heard anyone say 😂😂🤣
~ That’s his ballet roots showing … He’s a gentleman. 🙃
It truly is 😂
He hits that Hannibal cadence dead on sometimes.
The Ludacris bit 😂😂😂
“You can’t fuck on top of nonfiction”
Right? 😅
Very original I'm suprised no one ever did came up with that joke! Lol
@@iSooFlyyI was 18 when that song came out and I spent a considerable amount of time trying to figure out how to make this idea happen. All my local libraries are too small and some have those giant mirrors that reflect on all the good hiding spots. 🤣🤣🤣
This guy's going places! Much love!
no way
he for sure be swiping up on google maps
The "sepia toned sadness" part sent me!🤣🤣🤣
This shit had me laughing at 730am… under a roof out of the rain 😂
Not a Grand Wizard! Hahaha! Solid Set
This guy is original and has good jokes; love it!
I was a wedding DJ and he is not lying about the songs lol!
Man, Clark is so damn good. Saw him open for Hannibal years ago and have been a fan ever since. Great set!
Crowdwork, spontaneous riffs, good jokes, I loved this set!
My introduction to Clark Jones. Hilarious!!! From start to finish.
~ The people have spoken. They brought the original music back. 💯
Loved the ballet joke flip. Reminded me of something that happened in highschool to me😅
Do tell...
@foy5051 lol i was a really art nerd kid in high school. Didnt have alot of friends ,so I wasn't invited to high school parties at all. Some point after high school someone i went to school with told me their was a rumor that i made puts with a dude at a party in high school. And i laughed...and said you know how thats fake? Someone invited me to a party. But i appreciated someone lied that i got invited 🙃
@@FFmaxxx damn... I'm happy for you🤝
DONT. TELL. COMEDY. Best follow ever. Clarkkk, this was excellent! Keep it up sir 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Shout out to the production team, too clean!
That Ludacris joke was funny af 😂
Man, this guy kept setting up jokes and defying my expectations witht he ending. Definitely a great set!
Lived in a uhaul 😂
The streets talkin’ 😂
big fan of the jumpsuit
"sepia tone sadness" 😭
Intelligent! Well-timed! Actually funny!😂
Very clever and tailored jokes! Need to look up more of his sets.
😂😂😂 this one was one of the best I have seen.
Reminds me a little bit of Hannibal Burress...funny dude
That shit was ludacris
Shout out to my nigga Clarkkk
LOL They brought back the old outro song!
They did, but they shortened it or changed the section that plays! We need the rest of that piano drop! lol
She tried tf outta you brus, also, Clark a dope name for a Brutha ! I fw that
What a set! Need more of this dude!
Definitely need more of Clark, absolutely hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
started slow and built from there. Great 10 minutes.
“Dollar general where your army at?” 🙊😂
I don't think to many people got that one
Had to leave a comment so i can come back and smoke to this later 😂
To be fair, I loved boxes as a kid
You can build a good fort
Instant classic ✨! LOVEDDD it 🥰! A wonderful discovery as usual ❤
That Ludicris song sounds a lot like Dr. Seuss.
Was he propositioning Sam I Am?
Excellent! I’ll search for more of his talent. 🎉
Totally diggin' this guys comedy!
He's great! Greetings from Arg
Hell yeah Clark! This rules!
Dam I been closing the app on some ppl, stupid I never figured they doing it on me 💀
Love that Dollar Store bit!
He funny af
😂 wedding song order is so true too. Crowd didn’t get the Luda joke enough
Clarkkk you're make me happy 😂 9:35
Solid set. Funny dude, lovely delivery, pace and jokes.
Super funny. Great set. Def worth watching
I spit my cereal out laughing. Rarely a comedian gets me to laugh so many times during their performance.😂
This was really great, looking forward to hearing more! Anyone else hear some similarities to Hannibal Buress in his delivery? LOVE IT
🤣🤣 this dude is so fuckin' funny!
I laughed out loud!😂
That's the pass for me!
Loved him!😂
what a solid set man!
Great set 💯
I ordered a Grande not a Grand Wizard Lmao!!!Classic😂😂😂
Randomly found this channel and just love it. I'm hartd to please when it comes to comedy but you guys seem to find gems.
This was good 👍🏾
HILARIOUS!!!!! EVERY SINGLE JOKE WAS BARS
Awesome standup! ❤
bro is hilarious 😹
Luda joke was hilarious made my morning
Lol 😂 😂 this guy good
this is brilliant
Loved it!
So good dog 🐕 keep it up
responding for the algy, my man needs more exposure
Great set 😂😂
If you've been to a white wedding reception, you've heard it😂
Fkn absolutely killed!! 😂😂😂
Hey you guys got the original catchy outro back! Did the owner decide to chill out?
This was so good!
i laughed a lot!
😂😂😂 he’s good!
I enjoyed the way he set up the Ludacris joke.
The andriod hate is real 😂😂😂. Dude was pretty good definitely checking checking his stand up out
Funny every single minute🔝
i’ve seen Clark a few times in LA - he’s great!
Great set
Yo the Luda joke had me dead lmao awesome set man
Man this dude is gooood!
Save battery and go outside.
Holy fuck this was so good
Hilarious!
“Kick ball change” is a Jazz Dance step…. I’m straight, I promise.
😂Grew Up The Oldest
He was Gooddd 🥰👌🏾
I'd love to see a comedic collab with u & Hannibal Burress...y'all are both intelligent & have similar delivery styles...PRETTY PLEASE LETS SEE THAT SHIT HAPPEN🫶🏼🙏🏼🫶🏼🙏🏼🫶🏼😁
Man I got those same shoes! Equalityyyy!
✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
Im sure someome has made a stand up about this, but clan (used a c to avoid auto mod) ranks always crack me up. "Wizard," really? What are they a LARP group? 😂
😂
Funny set😂😂
Very funny!
He’s doing Hannibal Burress. 🤔
?
I felt that
@@ripsey_muscle no hate, but every comic has to find their own voice. 🤷🏾♂️
That’s a great compliment. Hannibal’s a great comic and a friend, we’re from the same city. Much success to you
This dude is niiice I phux with him
Clarkkk