Pee news - Peculiar Portions Podcast #55

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  • čas přidán 13. 09. 2024

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  • @niros9667
    @niros9667 Před 2 lety +323

    Lewis literally looks 20 years younger with his new trim, looking fresh pal

    • @ArkonArchive
      @ArkonArchive Před 2 lety +5

      I second this

    • @nobodycares743
      @nobodycares743 Před 2 lety +8

      He looks a bit like himself in the trials fusion challenge years ago

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone Před 2 lety +3

      the thom yorke effect

    • @airl10
      @airl10 Před 2 lety

      It looks like one of his previous haircuts

    • @hiluke444
      @hiluke444 Před 2 lety +1

      I literally came to the comments to say this exact same thing!

  • @pokerfandk
    @pokerfandk Před 2 lety +331

    Yum yum
    also, I love that Simon believes that his legacy will be: the diggy diggy hole man

    • @magiliangaming
      @magiliangaming Před 2 lety +12

      i dont think he realises that he brought it on himself xD

    • @ChuckHaney
      @ChuckHaney Před 2 lety +1

      Simon is the real star of yogscast. I think it's sad that Lewis can't figure that out.

    • @SoybeanGravy
      @SoybeanGravy Před 2 lety +15

      @@ChuckHaney oh no, Lewis knows this well. It’s the entire reason he started the Yogscast. I think it was an old podcast interview where he detailed that he started Yogscast to show people this absolute nut case that he had been playing WoW with (Simon) and that it just kinda took off from there

    • @Yasha277
      @Yasha277 Před 2 lety

      It might not always be, but right now that is definitely his top legacy.

    • @jacobnorris8256
      @jacobnorris8256 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ChuckHaney In case you're (wrongly) assuming this because Simon doesn't appear as much in videos anymore, and had a long period where he was nearly absent, that's Simon's personal choices and not Lewis disregarding him.

  • @AlexxAndHisGuitar
    @AlexxAndHisGuitar Před 2 lety +113

    Simon with the shaved head last time and Lewis with the haircut… they both look bloody good for lifetime gamers

  • @jackkamo5175
    @jackkamo5175 Před 2 lety +135

    Lewis cut his hair about 5 minutes ago and he is already lecturing others about midlife crises.

  • @Marclinian42
    @Marclinian42 Před 2 lety +29

    As someone doing an Astrophysics PhD, I can confirm Simon's description is accurate.

  • @zeeperry1576
    @zeeperry1576 Před 2 lety +27

    "When a man reaches a certain age (44!), he finds himself transformed into a big boobed clown cat lady" Lewis "the haircut" Brindley

  • @glisa3801
    @glisa3801 Před 2 lety +18

    As someone with rather bad ibs this advice was very helpful thank you

  • @chrisjou42
    @chrisjou42 Před 2 lety +17

    During the segment about plants having senses, some plants DO have rudimentary forms of vision.
    Look for the paper "Boquila trifoliolata mimics leaves of an artificial plastic host plant" if you're interested.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Před 2 lety +8

    Yum Yum.
    PISS NEWSSSS!
    Love how Simon made a "Diggy Diggy hole man" joke and is now fully embracing it!
    Someone: "Do you know who the Diggy Diggy Hole Man is?"
    Simon: "Well of course I know him. He's me."
    20:00 This is like every math question ever.... except with pee.
    "Pee is being wasted. That pee is gold!" - Simon Lane 2022.
    24:27 "Cause they haven't got ears. Corn has." Okay Simon, THAT was a cleverly inserted joke. SMOOTH! LMAO

  • @psychix1111
    @psychix1111 Před 2 lety +22

    Getting back into the yogs. I am really loving this series (:

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 Před 2 lety +19

    27:50
    Lewis: “I’m not sure where Zambia is…”
    Simon: “Shall we look it up?”
    Simon: *types into Google: ‘Zambia pernus’*

  • @ComXDude
    @ComXDude Před 2 lety +19

    3:13 And a stray cat also peed on his Amy Pond cardboard cutout, many years ago.
    Yum yum

  • @BesaOMC
    @BesaOMC Před 2 lety +23

    The energy of this video is fabulous.
    Lewis is looking fantastic with his hair cut. He looks soooo much younger!
    I still love Simon’s shaved head look too.

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 Před 2 lety +29

    That's Simon Lane! That's the Diggy Hole man!

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 2 lety +51

    As a biologist, when Lewis started googling "dolphin p e n i s" I already started laughing before they even revealed the result, because I was anticipating his facial expression. 😁But yes, dolphins, whales and other Cetaceans are mammals; they have the same genitalia as humans (except the males keep their p**** hidden safely in a skin pouch when not in use), they breathe air (no gills, they're not fish!), their female have uteruses and give live birth and they nurture their young with milk.
    Female dolphins have two mammary slits on their underside, which each have an inverted nipple inside, and for the baby dolphin to suckle the mother had to open the slits first.
    Dolphin and whale mother's milk is among the most fatty and nourishing among mammals, as the babies need to grow a thick layer of fat quickly to be protected from the cold ocean water. Humans would not be able to digest that milk, it has way too much fat in it for our digestive tracts.

    • @desOOOm
      @desOOOm Před 2 lety +9

      Keep going.. mm

    • @kingkuma4112
      @kingkuma4112 Před 2 lety

      @@desOOOm Username checks out

    • @totallycarbon2106
      @totallycarbon2106 Před 2 lety

      So uhhh how much dolphin piss and / or milk have you tasted personally, as a biologist?

  • @KyleDB150
    @KyleDB150 Před 2 lety +9

    15:50 as a postgrad engineering/science student, I can confirm that jobs like these are mostly looking at numbers on computer screens, and then writing something and making ms word crash. Sometimes someone else who looked at numbers on a computer screen wrote code that converts your numbers to pretty pictures and graphs, which makes a nice change. :P

    • @MrV1604
      @MrV1604 Před 2 lety +2

      That's why you use LaTeX, not Word :p

    • @KyleDB150
      @KyleDB150 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MrV1604 I should've I know lol

  • @Chick3nluvver
    @Chick3nluvver Před 2 lety +71

    totally forgot Tom was a part of the first PP, I wish he came back

    • @Jugbot
      @Jugbot Před 2 lety +17

      Maybe a TOM & BEN special

    • @Orillion123456
      @Orillion123456 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Jugbot Ah, yes - TOM&BEN's PP (they share one).

    • @RubelliteFae
      @RubelliteFae Před 2 lety +8

      Guess he didn't like the taste

  • @MrAltheArtist
    @MrAltheArtist Před 2 lety +3

    15:38 I'm an astrophysicist and that is exactly what we do haha, feeling called out 😂

    • @MrV1604
      @MrV1604 Před 2 lety

      Simon's background is astrophysics, so he should know

  • @SeriousBeard
    @SeriousBeard Před 2 lety +1

    Thanks for another amazing PP! You guys kill it every time with this Podcast.

  • @ryanhutchison476
    @ryanhutchison476 Před 2 lety +3

    Lewis with short hair again? I feel like the Old Yogscast is back! (Not that they ever left)

  • @djfuzzo1
    @djfuzzo1 Před 2 lety +5

    we just need doctor simon clark in yog tower 24/7 to do nothing but answer science questions

  • @GretchenDawntreader
    @GretchenDawntreader Před 2 lety +8

    I am not sure the takeaway of the dolphin pee article is that dolphins are the only mammal that identifies by pee taste. Taste for them is like scent for land creatures, in fact in humans, smell and taste are very related senses. So a dolphin tasting for familiar pee is like a dog sniffing a tree for familiar pee. I don't see as it's such a remarkable thing, it's common in mammals they are just doing it their way because they are in water.

    • @GretchenDawntreader
      @GretchenDawntreader Před 2 lety +1

      Yum yum!

    • @DjDolHaus86
      @DjDolHaus86 Před 2 lety

      Male giraffes headbutt females in the bladder to make them pee and then taste it to detect whether they are fertile

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey Před 2 lety +13

    Did Lewis stick his finger in a plug socket before filming this
    *Edit* YUM YUM

  • @illpunchyouintheface9094
    @illpunchyouintheface9094 Před 2 lety +3

    They replaced the vegan cult leader yoga instructor with a young handsome chad

  • @proginfoalmondnut4148
    @proginfoalmondnut4148 Před 2 lety

    YumYum just I had too! Been just listening to a bunch of your posts in reverse order slowly working back into history and laughing as I go. Your Peculiar Portions are a delicious treat to listen to while playing games, that require me to pause ever now and then to look at images. Thank you! Keep up the great work!

  • @DarkSnideoftheRainbow
    @DarkSnideoftheRainbow Před 2 lety +5

    Today I learned the Bank of Zambia should actually be located in Chad

  • @2dumd2live
    @2dumd2live Před 2 lety +4

    What happened to Lewis' lustrous mane?

  • @docdragoon8095
    @docdragoon8095 Před 2 lety +6

    I laughed so hard when Simon went to bad dragon. As someone who is a dragon I can approve

  • @carthius
    @carthius Před 2 lety +46

    Lewis would be right about pee in water being like air to dolphins IF dolphins didnt breath air....

  • @strictlyformyninja
    @strictlyformyninja Před 2 lety +3

    Lewis has had quite the glow up over the years. He used to look like your basic nerd back in the minecraft days. He has drastically changed his appearance for the better. Looking good 👍

  • @MrDelferi123
    @MrDelferi123 Před 2 lety +2

    As an astrophysicist I must correct Simon. I don't just sit in front of a computer and look at numbers! Sometimes I also look at pictures or graphs.

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 Před 2 lety +2

    We've really travelled back in time today lads!
    Great to see another great episode of PP! Peculiar Portion Pee News!
    PPP!!

  • @anthonyfletch
    @anthonyfletch Před 2 lety +2

    Lewis’ new haircut has had me so confused because he looks so young lol

  • @NoahLikesPie
    @NoahLikesPie Před 2 lety +4

    Haha, pee news

  • @midnightllama777
    @midnightllama777 Před 2 lety +14

    Lewis' hair is looking good these days

  • @emi2276
    @emi2276 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm so happy you brought bad dragon up 🤣

  • @g3ngar04
    @g3ngar04 Před 2 lety +3

    PPgang!

  • @MrZangetsu1997
    @MrZangetsu1997 Před 2 lety +1

    In Australia, Proffessor's are higher than Doctors in Academia, but they're also *Required* to do so much research &/or teach classes in University as well in order to keep their Professorship if I'm not mistaken, the title of Professor is usually only given to those whom have demonstrated outstanding competence and academic leadership in research, teaching, and service as well as achieving international recognition of their scholarship, typically you'd start off as a Lecturer and as you progress you work your way up to Professor.

  • @baalrog887
    @baalrog887 Před 2 lety

    "Can you do the accent?" YOU KNOW LEWIS THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A MOMENT! I mean, old yogscast wouldn't have even thought twice about doing it so good on them for learning

  • @SeanKojin
    @SeanKojin Před 2 lety +3

    Could have gone with a Head of Cabbage Lewis...

  • @capulcinka
    @capulcinka Před rokem

    i like how Lewis has different cup every recording, they must have really well stocked kitchen :D yum yum

  • @artfulgamers4665
    @artfulgamers4665 Před 2 lety

    Lewis's hair is back to normal! WOO. Good job, Lewis!!!

  • @bustymaiden
    @bustymaiden Před 2 lety +2

    Sugar is good it feeds the microbes in the soil and won't burn your plant. If you wanted to do it intentionally you would use molasses during bloom

  • @spiderlilying
    @spiderlilying Před 2 lety +1

    not sure about lactose intolerance but I grew up with a dairy allergy and was lucky enough to see a specialist when I was about 10 and they basically prescribed me gradually increasing doses of milk in other drinks until I could drink a whole 250ml glass of standard milk (as opposed to boiled). so I've basically been "cured" of my allergy that way but if I go a long period of time without any milk in my diet the allergy does start to come back. Maybe that's what Simon was thinking of at 8:15

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi Před 2 lety +1

    Ah, finally time has passed on PP, as Lewis's 3 week old haircut finally appears.

  • @Retales
    @Retales Před rokem

    "Cuz they ain't got ears. ... Corn has!"

  • @FiaraGC
    @FiaraGC Před 2 lety +2

    Zambia, the land of fuckin badasses Lol

  • @Maedelrosen
    @Maedelrosen Před 2 lety +2

    25:50 Peevaporation and peecipitation

  • @xxmarsterofyugiohxx
    @xxmarsterofyugiohxx Před 2 lety

    Awesome video as always, episode 54 is missing from the playlist however.

  • @alexjoeluke
    @alexjoeluke Před 2 lety +4

    Tisk tisk Lewis. You gave up on your hair. Sad times.

  • @charlesanderson9926
    @charlesanderson9926 Před 2 lety

    Never stop making these.

  • @Tucker358
    @Tucker358 Před 2 lety

    My company I used to work at, helped work on that dolphin study with Dr Jason Bruck! I used to be a marine mammal specialist and dolphins are the funniest research partners

  • @peter4210
    @peter4210 Před 2 lety +1

    The US should take a tip from Zambia in dealing with terrorists

  • @Balsiefen
    @Balsiefen Před 2 lety

    15:39 As an astrophysicist, I am shocked and appalled by this misrepresentation of our field.
    Actually we mostly sit at a computer looking at line graphs.
    And listening to yogs in the background of course.

  • @budjy1
    @budjy1 Před 2 lety +1

    LEWISES HAIRRRRRR

  • @bmxdude1337
    @bmxdude1337 Před 2 lety

    Huh, not as large as I thought it would be. LoL DisneyWorld, you mean SeaWorld?
    That professor is a quack.
    LoL those Africans would do something like that🤣
    *YUM YUM*

  • @maudrid
    @maudrid Před 2 lety +1

    That was the South African national anthem

  • @middlemonster
    @middlemonster Před 2 lety +1

    Lettuce and cabbages have heads.

  • @GretchenDawntreader
    @GretchenDawntreader Před 2 lety +1

    Simon, go watch some youtube archive of the show Flipper for reference, I think trying to channel your inner dolphin you got a pterodactyl instead :) Also LOL homeopathy.

    • @GretchenDawntreader
      @GretchenDawntreader Před 2 lety

      I watched a presentation on homeopathy at a folk festival once and I think British people would have described it as "bollocks." The person actually used the example that a certain plant's essence is good for bruises because it grows on rocky hills and if you fall on rocks you can get bruises so that makes the plant a good bruise medicine? Also the idea of more dilute potions being more potent is anti-rational. They are selling vials of distilled water and saying it's super-medicine because all that's left is the idea of the plant...may as well just practice voodoo. Actually voodoo is more dignified than homeopathy.

  • @knitterknerd
    @knitterknerd Před 2 lety

    That last headline could be reworded, "Bank Sexually Harasses Hacker." There's no good guy in this story.

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 2 lety +1

    Excrements have been used for millenia as fertilizer. But you can overdo it... saturating the soil with too much urine and thus nitrogen will poison the ground water level and can also kill the plants from too much of a good thing; depending on species, some (i.e. stinging nettles) can tolerate high levels of nitrogen, some need the nitrogen and others dont: plants like legumes and clover have symbiotic bacteria on their roots which "fix" air nitrogen for them and accumulate it in the soil where the roots can pick it up, thus helping other neighboring plants as well.

  • @guardiangarasu
    @guardiangarasu Před 2 lety +3

    How did you guys miss calling this Peecock news?

  • @kylarking
    @kylarking Před 2 lety +1

    Reminds me of the honeydew and xephos days

  • @SMlFFY85
    @SMlFFY85 Před 2 lety

    If nothing else, I learned that Zambia's national anthem is the same tune as South Africa's.

  • @Minimikeish
    @Minimikeish Před 2 lety +2

    Yum Yum Peculiar Portions

  • @TheManicMole
    @TheManicMole Před 2 lety +1

    corn likes Korn got it

  • @Delaterius
    @Delaterius Před 2 lety

    Human : Fart :: Dolphin : _______
    A. Fart
    B. Piss
    C: Asparagus
    D: Krognos

  • @DjDolHaus86
    @DjDolHaus86 Před 2 lety

    Pee was collected in cities in times gone by for use in the leather tanning business, poop was also collected for use as fertiliser but this no longer happens because of the potential for spreading pathogens

  • @carolinekim405
    @carolinekim405 Před 2 lety +1

    yum yum delicious news

  • @dankirt15
    @dankirt15 Před 2 lety +1

    Wow it's like I've fallen back in time seeing lewis' fresh do

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 Před 2 lety

    17:10 I'm gonna call a bit of bull on this one. Here in America we usually use "professor" for teachers university/college level and above. Just general teachers in K-12 grade school are never called "professor." The line might be a bit lower than Britain, but it's definitely not a synonym for "teacher."

  • @MrEggyman99
    @MrEggyman99 Před 2 lety

    The dolphins are definitely from Wakefield

  • @Tachii31
    @Tachii31 Před 2 lety +1

    Damn marine biologists not solving climate change.

  • @skuzzbunny
    @skuzzbunny Před 2 lety +2

    Yum yum!! 😋

  • @Sem5626
    @Sem5626 Před 2 lety +1

    lewis finally not looking like a homeless hippy, looking good with those salt flicks as well

  • @ChaZcaTriX
    @ChaZcaTriX Před 2 lety

    20:25 Fun fact: in historical russian the word "goldsmith" meant the same as "nightman" in English.

  • @gotenks5633
    @gotenks5633 Před 2 lety +1

    Jesus, i kinda love lewlews new do!

  • @wolfie5133
    @wolfie5133 Před 2 lety

    HEAD of LETTUCE, Lewis! Head of Lettuce!!!

  • @TeaSquiffy2
    @TeaSquiffy2 Před 2 lety

    7:11
    A beautifully, well-made raspberry

  • @QuantumKumquat
    @QuantumKumquat Před 2 lety +1

    Yum, yum.

  • @slicphone
    @slicphone Před 2 lety

    as a scientist Simon is completely right we just look at numbers. Dolphin piss levels or stars or chemicals it's all numbers on a screen these days

  • @Meechree
    @Meechree Před 2 lety +1

    I missed short-hair lewis

  • @MrMegaPussyPlayer
    @MrMegaPussyPlayer Před 2 lety

    17:55 They are not just peonies, now they are pee-o-knees.

  • @Lynxifer
    @Lynxifer Před 2 lety +4

    Yum yum

  • @jeepwarrior1737
    @jeepwarrior1737 Před 2 lety

    "Yum Yum"

  • @ExtraGamr
    @ExtraGamr Před 2 lety

    I’m not a scientist says Lewis after having mentioned his degree in Chemistry many times

  • @IndirectSoter
    @IndirectSoter Před 2 lety

    Mhm... another banger to quench my thirst for Simon's P... P. Yum yum!

  • @MiketehTV
    @MiketehTV Před 2 lety

    That is such a Chad response, oops wrong African country.

  • @epictom3423
    @epictom3423 Před 2 lety +2

    Epic

  • @user-co2ps4yo7k
    @user-co2ps4yo7k Před 2 lety

    michigan profs pushin p

  • @CoreyKaha
    @CoreyKaha Před 2 lety +1

    Yum yum.

  • @josav09
    @josav09 Před 2 lety

    Yum yum. Wish my government had a backup

  • @iridescent5455
    @iridescent5455 Před 2 lety +1

    Lewis looking 🔥 🔥🔥

  • @iamcatlegend
    @iamcatlegend Před 2 lety

    3:47 and yet, somehow, Simon is the stable one of the two.

  • @magiliangaming
    @magiliangaming Před 2 lety

    'ahh, pissto'™

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 2 lety

    Also, don't put anything down a dolphin's blowhole! That's their nostril! It's how they breathe... it leads into their lungs. (They can close it when diving underwater, they only open it to breathe out and in once when they surface.)

  • @alexjuuh1
    @alexjuuh1 Před 2 lety +1

    Yum yum indeed

  • @skr776
    @skr776 Před 2 lety

    Ok also on a side note ....
    The bamboo sticks in the background... Are they blue??
    Red??? Or am I having a stroke ? 🤔💭

  • @darkracer5
    @darkracer5 Před 2 lety

    Yum yum 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @divamon5602
    @divamon5602 Před 2 lety

    WOOO!