How to burn game - JonTron way. *1* - Force pull game into hand. *2* - Light lighter. *3* - Throw game in. *4* - Throw lighter in but then force pull it out *5* - *Fire* Done.
Throughout history, mankind has faced mankind (and there's'ereht dna), mankind has faced challenges *far and wide*, building the Great Wall of Mankind, combatting worldwide China plagues, and even escaping our own atmosphere to brave the periless journey... To China Come to think of it... When you think about it *real* hard, that's basically mankind's history in a nutshell.
"Next up is a game called 'Billy Goblin the Sex Hedgehog', a game about... y'know... DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! SO basically you're trying to give your wife scary goblin sex! Ew!"
*Game flies into hand* *Lights Lighter* *Throws Game into trash* *Throws Lighter into trash, but it flies back into hand* *Trash spontaneously combusts*
1:35 "So when tight ass asked him to lend his tight ass name to their new video name game, instead of simply saying **speaks enchantment table language** and taking the money, he chose to be **screams of the damned** he chose to be directly beaten." This whole sequence is just flawless
@Hispanic Wolf what Jontron loves his job here on you tube (probably) Also I love your user icon. It’s adorable and quite well drawn. Did you draw it? If so u did a great job! I’d not who did?
I get how people are annoyed about the DaThings1 stuff but this is stIll freaking hilarious and it's not like there isn't any originality or something... jeez... BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE OFFICE PLANT KILLED ME.
Holy shit please my ribcage is imploding into my body from grevious laughter. I am, as I type this, slowly impacting into a single point of impossible mass and I will soon be a black hole. On a side note, Etch-A-Sketch Soul would be a fuckin' radical band name.
Gabriel Wainio-Théberge lol same but I thought it was JonTron making a joke off of it until I saw the YTP part. Rip Suika and Yuugi dont get to be in the "Scary Goblin Sex" scenes.
You know there's a clip of Jontron saying Dwayne the Rock Johnson so in the "Mankind has faced Mankind" you should've had him saying Mankind has faced The Rock.
At first I was like "meh" and played this in the background while drawing some shit but then the Lose Yourself segment began and I was like OMFG SUBSCRIBED 10/10 BEST MONTAGE BEST MONTAGE EVR. You're a swood editor, made me smael, keep it up!
Transpooper yeah apparently your justification for stealing jokes is that you were high and that somehow made you oblivious to it. yeah anyone who actually buys that has the mental capacity of a 2 year old.
If a wizard asked me: "What is your wish? I'll make it happen." I'd say: "I'd like my life to be a YTP for 48 hours" It would be unforgettable experience :'(
Hey Lily ( I presume ). Your editing is astonishing, it's really fucking creative. Every JonTron poop had me laughing out loud, like loud loud. Keep up the amazing work =)!
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“Combating worldwide China plagues”
Looks like we’re going to have to do this again.
Lmao I was about to comment the same thing
That didn’t age well
@@ange1playzgamez I'd say it aged well.
@@etrangray-mane8610 yea it aged like a fine yogurt after the first year it’s bad but next year it’s pretty good
"Combatting worldwide China plagues."
You fucking predicted Coronavirus with a YTP.
you beat me to the joke. fuck.
"This game requires money to beat the game! What do you know, it's an early EA game."
EA before EA. Genius.
aMAX Animations lololol
PikaBika98 yes
only becomes more true
Congratulations you win the best comment award
0:24 "Combatting worldwide China plagues"
Well that one didnt age quite so well
How to burn game - JonTron way.
*1* - Force pull game into hand.
*2* - Light lighter.
*3* - Throw game in.
*4* - Throw lighter in but then force pull it out
*5* - *Fire*
Done.
instructions unclear, got a scary goblin
FUCKING.... GENIUS!!
No you don't use fire you use my mixtape idiot basic knowledge
DynoSkrimisher You forgot a step: After force pulling the lighter out, unlight it.
@@flamewolfscout3978 Oh, THAT's what I did wrong. Thx
Tight ass corporation asked him to lend his tight ass name to their new video name game.
I'm dead.
2016: combatting worldwide China plagues
2020: oh no
"Combating worldwide China plagues"
"That one didn't age so well!"
"Instead of simply saying, 'neeaflysdgaflsigdhaslkjathslifasdfasfakds' and taking the money-"
Why is this so funny to me?
becuase he's japanese
1:40
"He chose to be directly beaten."
Probably because it sounds like a malfunctioning tape recorder. Those things tend to sound funny.
Throughout history, mankind has faced mankind (and there's'ereht dna), mankind has faced challenges *far and wide*, building the Great Wall of Mankind, combatting worldwide China plagues, and even escaping our own atmosphere to brave the periless journey...
To China
Come to think of it... When you think about it *real* hard, that's basically mankind's history in a nutshell.
Yeah.
+Zentaiges thing is I was though
Oh yeah, with the Bubonic Plague, Marco Polo, and other stuff, it all just fits. Nice job doing your research, Transpooper.
To be specific, history after Christ was born
lmao
"so, basically your supposed to give your wife scary goblin sex, ew"
couldn't have said it better myself.
Goblin Slayer Episode 1
@@jakespacepiratee3740slaying goblins in a different way.
Now in the hypothetical case that said wife is HoneyGoblin, however-
Why would I choose to escape *Billy The Sex Offender?*
Ok that bed bath and beyond joke was pretty good.
"combating worldwide China plagues..."
That hasn't aged well.
"Next up is a game called 'Billy Goblin the Sex Hedgehog', a game about... y'know... DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! SO basically you're trying to give your wife scary goblin sex! Ew!"
Literally the plot of Goblin Slayer
"Combating worldwide China plagues" you predicted the future.
Billy Goblin the Sex Hedgehog is a game about domestic violence.
@@isalt5 EW!
That sounds like an actual NSFW Sonic OC name
Scary goblin sex
"Combstting worldwide China plagues"
Boy Ill bet anything you look back on this, wondering "did I accidently jinx us making that joke?"XD
"Worldwide China plagues."
Did you just predict the future?
YOU KNOW TO MUCH!!!
If the walls could talk, they'd say- OHHHHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
DeadDudeGaming now this is the point where most people like 10% of people would do this
*Game flies into hand*
*Lights Lighter*
*Throws Game into trash*
*Throws Lighter into trash, but it flies back into hand*
*Trash spontaneously combusts*
"Combating worldwide China plagues" had me check the date this was uploaded
1:35 "So when tight ass asked him to lend his tight ass name to their new video name game, instead of simply saying **speaks enchantment table language** and taking the money, he chose to be **screams of the damned** he chose to be directly beaten." This whole sequence is just flawless
10% of the video: the game
90% of the video: goblins!
*AUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*
goblins!
HUUAAAAAAA
0:24 That one didn't age quite so well.
"Combatting worldwide China plagues."
[sweats and tugs at collar in 2020]
"1. Quit job.
JON'S GETTING UPSET!" XD
@Hispanic Wolf
what Jontron loves his job here on you tube (probably)
Also I love your user icon. It’s adorable and quite well drawn. Did you draw it? If so u did a great job! I’d not who did?
goblins are inside us
proof: blood=hemogoblin
Funny, but no
Arty Party *hemoglobin
Arty Theta
Actually, it’s called hemoGLOBIN not goblin.
@everyone
r/wooosh
"It requires money to beat the game. What do you know? It's an early EA game!" I died.
0:57
You did that joke a lot better than I did. lol
Brickertown - real talk, the sound of a Formula 1 is phenomenal
If the walls could talk, they'd say:
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anytime you die in this game, you have to die in this game.
Don't forget to have scary goblin sex!
10/10 100/100
best game best game
Random right?
SOUNDS RANDOM RIGHT!?
"Lets go to BED BATH and BEYOND!"
Jon tron
"Next up, you give your wife scary goblin sex EWW"
Jon tron (so many good quotes can't even choose just one)
Combating worldwide China plagues? This video was ahead of its time
0:24 oh no, relevancy
>worldwide China plagues
I didn't know this video was prophetic.
"Combatting worldwide China plagues," huh? That joke aged... Interestingly...
0:25
John knew all along
I get how people are annoyed about the DaThings1 stuff but this is stIll freaking hilarious and it's not like there isn't any originality or something... jeez...
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE OFFICE PLANT KILLED ME.
CactusErebittsu For my money, this poop is way funnier than the Dathings1 poop.
1910 times were weird
Jack we gotta keep our cool here.
+Niko Alderete Can't forget the flying eggplant.
☺
+Niko Alderete tensions were high. With this herman munster guy.
+Transpooper You could've called this game Bird Vs. Camel, and no one would've argued with you...
The bougiest of beat 'em ups
0:24 "combating worldwide China plagues". This ytp predicted 2020.
That rap needs to be continued.
"Combatting worldwide China plagues!"
...
Well, this is awkward.
0:24
"Combating worldwide China plagues."
Oh...
0:24 couldn’t be more relatable now
0:25 “that one didn’t age quite so well”
Holy shit please my ribcage is imploding into my body from grevious laughter. I am, as I type this, slowly impacting into a single point of impossible mass and I will soon be a black hole.
On a side note, Etch-A-Sketch Soul would be a fuckin' radical band name.
"Combating worldwide China plagues"
* uploaded in 2016
Heh.
4:04
"this game requires money to beat the game. whaddya know? it's an early ea game"
i love this joke
I thought this was gonna be a WE ARE JAPANESE GOBLIN reference
I found this video by searching that song. There are no watermelon 2hus up in here though.
The touhou one?!
Gabriel Wainio-Théberge lol same but I thought it was JonTron making a joke off of it until I saw the YTP part. Rip Suika and Yuugi dont get to be in the "Scary Goblin Sex" scenes.
0:23 well that aged well
"Combating worldwide China plagues"... well that comment aged well
I love these JonTron YTPs! Please keep making them!
You know there's a clip of Jontron saying Dwayne the Rock Johnson so in the "Mankind has faced Mankind" you should've had him saying Mankind has faced The Rock.
+MAN you're a genius.
"Combating worldwide China plagues". Well what do you know. This video is ahead of it's time
Alternate title: Jontron does a review while high on painkillers.
Alternate title 2: JonTron plays a video goblin and questions GOBLINS
RAUUUUUGH
"Combating world wide China plagues" well that aged well
4:36
*_DOMESTIC VIOLENCE_*
4:38
"this game requires money to beat the game! oh look! it's an early EA game!"
10/10 would listen again
0:24
Me: This one didn't age quite so well
“You know it’s only just dawned on me right now, but this is a Nintendo game where you quit your treasure job, divorce nintendo, and go wife hunting”
"combating worldwide China plagues"
that did _not_ age well
6:06 I laughed explosively at that one.
Me too
0:24
"Combating worldwide china plagues"
*Hol up.*
0:25
jontron ytp predicted coronavirus
0:40 I cried from the laughter, OH IT'S GLORIOUS
This is one of my favorite YTPs of all time. Truly magnificent work
world war broke your wife. turn on captions during the video and you'll see those exact words in that exact order
Oh yeah trans. can you link me to your DWAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH? i wanna follow you on it
My social medias are in the description.
Billy the Sex GAWBLIN!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"Tight-ass corporation?"
Oh my god...
4:46
"Beat the shit out of the office plant."
Don't know why I lost it at that.
At first I was like "meh" and played this in the background while drawing some shit but then the Lose Yourself segment began and I was like OMFG SUBSCRIBED 10/10 BEST MONTAGE BEST MONTAGE EVR.
You're a swood editor, made me smael, keep it up!
0:24 That's a bit too relevant atm :')
Your Jontron YTPs are the best.
This is your best one yet
0:23 this aged well
8:10
The ghostbusters trailef comment section in a nutshell.
This never fails to make me laugh. Excellent work. 👏👏👏
Some bits have really good sentence mixing in this one. Love it.
8:00 "i swear to God i don't even think you could beat this segment if there wasn't a God" Your move atheists.
8:10 this joke did not age well
You got me at the younglings lol
it's funny how relevant 0:23 is now... xD
3:28 I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
@3:50 HEH HEGH HEH HIS HEGH IS JON HEGH TRON... HEGH!!!
7:11 is this inspired by jaunt ron?
+TheCommentGuy everything. literally everything. you heard the fatengineer guys. literally everything.
I'm a feminist. we're angry at everyone.
+Transpooper so you're a feminist from tumblr who steals from people, nice.
I've explained what happened enough times
Transpooper
yeah apparently your justification for stealing jokes is that you were high and that somehow made you oblivious to it. yeah anyone who actually buys that has the mental capacity of a 2 year old.
5:42 etch a sketch
My favourite game is billy goblin the sex hog.
If a wizard asked me: "What is your wish? I'll make it happen." I'd say: "I'd like my life to be a YTP for 48 hours" It would be unforgettable experience :'(
Before watching this, I had never seen a JonTron YTP that actually made me laugh. I thank you for this gift.
Exactly the same thing with me
Hey Lily ( I presume ). Your editing is astonishing, it's really fucking creative. Every JonTron poop had me laughing out loud, like loud loud. Keep up the amazing work =)!
0:40 what music plays in the background while JonTron said anddna
Muhnah munah from the Muppets.
The enhanced WAAAH kills me every time.
The Worldwide China plagues part was ahead of it's time lmao
"Why would I try to escape Billy the Sex Offender?"
If you can't answer that yourself I think you have bigger problems.
7:46
"I'm finally queer!"
Great Job
>intro plays
>think your computer is having another CLOCK_WATCHDOG_TIMEOUT again
>think "god fucking damnit it happened again"
>it didn't happen
You earned a sub
8:01 "I swear to god, I don't even think you could beat this segment if there wasn't a god."
Checkmate atheists.