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  • The Cabin with Bert Kreischer, a five episode Netflix series, was released on October 13, 2020. It stars Bert Kreischer, alongside guests like Tom Segura, Joey Diaz, Bobby Lee, Donnell Rawlings, Caitlyn Jenner, and many more (okay, maybe 7 more). Joe Rogan does not appear on this show, in case you were wondering. The Cabin with Bert Kreischer is also, frankly, unwatchable. However, I'm a big tough guy, so I managed to power through all two and a half hours of Bert's shirtlessness.
    It's the moment absolutely no one's been waiting for! A review of a forgettable Netflix series, released 11 months ago, peppered with the opinions of a man with no comedic credentials, the charm of a hangnail, and the ability to critique media just as well as modern day Roger Ebert (get it? I told you I have no comedic credentials).
    Anyways, I stayed up all night editing this video. My brain hurts, but I like to post videos at 8:25 AM EST, so I guess I'll just sit here and wait till then (and I don't trust scheduled uploads so don't you dare suggest it). I'm literally counting the minutes till I can post this, pass out, and never think about this video again. Does anyone actually read these descriptions? I put way more effort into these than I really should. If you're reading this, drop a "selling lobbies" in the chat so I know you care.
    0:00 Intro
    1:18 Obligatory Patreon Mention (u/overlyenthusiasticyoutuber drops from the call)
    1:36 Episode 1 (MIND, BODY AND SOUL)
    4:13 Episode 2 (TOUGH LOVE)
    6:57 Episode 3 (RELEASE)
    8:47 Episode 4 (FRESH PERSPECTIVES)
    10:54 Episode 5 (NO PAIN, NO GAIN)
    12:54 Rappin' It All Up
    14:15 Conspiracy Afoot?
    16:28 Outro (I Guess)
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    Watch The Cabin with Bert Kreischer :
    www.netflix.com/watch/8120882...
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    "It's always a pleasure to remind content creators that RuneScape Soundtracks are not copyright protected and free to use 😉"
    Songs Used In This Video (In Order) :
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  • @michaell4187
    @michaell4187 Pƙed 2 lety +586

    Bert is what boring people think interesting people are like

    • @billscanlan5639
      @billscanlan5639 Pƙed rokem +17

      Nailed it

    • @spjr99
      @spjr99 Pƙed rokem +7

      Spot on

    • @johnran6015
      @johnran6015 Pƙed rokem +25

      "I did a thing with all these other things combined, and it was like, wooooow soo craaaazy!"

    • @hushlo7575
      @hushlo7575 Pƙed rokem

      Lmao fire

    • @BillClinton228
      @BillClinton228 Pƙed rokem +2

      Bert is what 12 year olds think interesting people are.

  • @mraBJJ33
    @mraBJJ33 Pƙed 2 lety +547

    His audience demanding he tells "the machine" story as his closer every time he does stand up, says all I need to know about the type of audience that enjoys Bert's comedy....

    • @beeman4266
      @beeman4266 Pƙed rokem +34

      Yeah.. I've seen Bert once because a couple friends had tickets and asked me to go. He was alright, I laughed, obviously he told the machine story. I think Bert is an in person kind of comic but he's not amazing or anything.
      Tom Segura though.. good lord he's amazing live.

    • @zitofan4life
      @zitofan4life Pƙed rokem +3

      @@beeman4266 I hope to see Tommy live one day. He is incredibly talented

    • @badgermetal
      @badgermetal Pƙed rokem +6

      Tom is the only reason I can listen to the 2 bears podcast.

    • @beaupeterson188
      @beaupeterson188 Pƙed rokem

      Good point.

    • @beeman4266
      @beeman4266 Pƙed rokem

      @Head Piece I don't drink but that definitely plays a part in Bert's success. When you're in a comedy club you're gonna be more likely to laugh than watching something at home. Also Bert is decent at controlling the crowd.
      That being said.. I wouldn't go see him again, if you've heard the machine story once then you've seen every stand up routine he's done. He's not a good comic by any means, he was funnier than Rogan though imo. I don't understand how Rogan became a famous comic, he's just a genuinely unfunny person. I can't recall every laughing a single time at something he said on his podcast. Meanwhile Segura or Tim Dillon will have you crying laughing every time they're on.
      But yeah Bert kinda sucks at comedy.

  • @williamwhite8355
    @williamwhite8355 Pƙed rokem +76

    The fact that Bert has had so many TV shows and now a movie proves how out of touch these executives are with the actual audience

    • @oblivion2ugaming
      @oblivion2ugaming Pƙed rokem +2

      Maybe you're not the audience?

    • @williamwhite8355
      @williamwhite8355 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@oblivion2ugaming chill dude

    • @oblivion2ugaming
      @oblivion2ugaming Pƙed rokem +4

      @@williamwhite8355 I thought that was pretty chill

    • @Jeezy3k
      @Jeezy3k Pƙed rokem

      That’s exactly what Bert’s audience wants lol. We just hating cause we don’t like Bert to begin with

    • @rocknroll19842
      @rocknroll19842 Pƙed rokem

      You think they keep making new shows with him if the weren't making money

  • @buggedyoutubeaccount3549
    @buggedyoutubeaccount3549 Pƙed 2 lety +683

    Bert always came across to me as the desperate kid in school , hence taking his top off and doing dumb embarrassing shit hoping the bullies give him a pat on the back.

    • @rhysperegrine5100
      @rhysperegrine5100 Pƙed rokem +6

      But the bullies DID give him a pat on the back, because he's genuinely likeable and funny. I bet he didn't even have to drink his own pee or give himself a wedgie.

    • @bleachboys3623
      @bleachboys3623 Pƙed rokem +12

      Do the truffle shuffle

    • @sammyswishem8020
      @sammyswishem8020 Pƙed rokem +9

      @@rhysperegrine5100 I hope this is satire lol

    • @achildnamedhotchick1739
      @achildnamedhotchick1739 Pƙed rokem +2

      he’s EXACTLY like my homie Justin from 7th grade. I mean EXACTLY like Justin

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Pƙed rokem

      He’s that retarded kid who everyone laughed at. He was never in on the joke.

  • @cubeincubes
    @cubeincubes Pƙed 2 lety +927

    Even when i used to drink everyday i never thought Bert was funny.

    • @ticket67
      @ticket67 Pƙed 2 lety +59

      He laughs very hard at his own jokes and fools some people into thinking something is funny.

    • @shaiapouf442
      @shaiapouf442 Pƙed 2 lety +46

      I drink everyday and hes not funny

    • @chrisclarke619
      @chrisclarke619 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I'm make Bert look like a pastor and I hate him

    • @JimeLello
      @JimeLello Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Thank you

    • @orenthalsimpson
      @orenthalsimpson Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Same

  • @mikeperry7335
    @mikeperry7335 Pƙed 2 lety +340

    bert just isn't very funny imo I just don't get it

    • @johnhoover7278
      @johnhoover7278 Pƙed rokem +10

      Super rich parents


    • @Michael-nc3ib
      @Michael-nc3ib Pƙed rokem

      Fuck u guy, ur mom is fat and you won’t except that you’re gay

    • @johnb.shakoor2352
      @johnb.shakoor2352 Pƙed rokem +6

      He seems so full of himself to me.

    • @oldkingcrow777
      @oldkingcrow777 Pƙed rokem

      His stand up in person is hilarious, but his other ventures just don't do it for me

    • @artvandelay48
      @artvandelay48 Pƙed rokem +3

      He’s terrible I’m with you on that. He only tells stories that make him seem “cool” and “ “hilarious” “ everyone stood up and slow clapped” type shit

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr Pƙed rokem +515

    Bert is the very reason we have terms like “overexposed”. I don’t know a single person who’s like “yeah man, I’m a *huge* Bert Kreisher fan” yet the dude has like 12 podcasts/shows and each one feels more desperate than the last.

    • @EmpureMedia
      @EmpureMedia Pƙed rokem +15

      Bruh forreal. How can you really even manage 3+ podcasts without hemorrhaging viewers

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor Pƙed rokem +8

      Yet he has LOADS OF THEM. Listen to anyone who was just on his tour he gets pops like a rockstar

    • @brandendierker5873
      @brandendierker5873 Pƙed rokem

      Dude, you have no idea... i know several die hard fans its FUCKED

    • @urbanarmory
      @urbanarmory Pƙed rokem +4

      I mean it's the only medium where he's at least mildly entertaining, then he's that mild loser friend you've got slowly circling the drain, which can be amusing. When he tries basically at all, he fails.

    • @TheReelMcCoySC
      @TheReelMcCoySC Pƙed rokem

      I’m glad someone said it! You can throw Tom Segura’s wife on that list too. I cant watch your moms house cause she is unwatchable

  • @tomknibbs2273
    @tomknibbs2273 Pƙed 2 lety +169

    Basically if you wanna be a "comedian", just become friends with Joe Rogan

    • @beenrue5672
      @beenrue5672 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      DC's Netflix special is coming out in August I think

    • @theymademepickaname1248
      @theymademepickaname1248 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@beenrue5672 I think you're joking, but it seems completely plausible.

    • @yusukeurameshi6620
      @yusukeurameshi6620 Pƙed rokem +4

      @@beenrue5672 Honestly DC would be a better comic than Bert

  • @HansKlopek
    @HansKlopek Pƙed 2 lety +761

    The west coast comic scene is proof meritocracy is out the window. It's all about who you know.

    • @patreeky5975
      @patreeky5975 Pƙed 2 lety +59

      Like many other fields right now (such as science) comedy is undergoing a coordinated attack. Comedians have always had a very important role in this world, and ‘they’ are trying to end it. Simply knowing the truth doesn’t matter; anyone can do that, but convincing others of truth is where the real challenge is; especially if everything the masses know is a lie. But a good comedian is a master at wielding the truth. They can forever change the way you think; and make you laugh while doing it. They can breakdown reality in its rawest form; so raw that even a moderately brainwashed person will be unable to deny the truth being spoken
      When the world gets bent enough; you can kill truth. But you don’t kill truth by only lying; you kill truth by killing those who can wield it. To help ensure the new world order; comedy has to be controlled. Comedians have to be terrified to tell the truth. They need to self censor themselves and make sure they don’t offend anyone. The funny thing about truth is, it’s ALWAYS offensive. To not be offensive is to be a liar. A world where masters of truth are only allowed to tell lies, is hell
      The entire reason unfunny people are becoming comedy headliners is precisely because they aren’t comedians. They are just clowns who stand for nothing. Hollywood wants an army of Brendan Schuabs and Bert Kreishers; and there’s no amount of money they wouldn’t pay to make it a reality

    • @Featheon
      @Featheon Pƙed 2 lety +15

      even h3h3's girl-talk podcast?

    • @THE.FAKENEWS
      @THE.FAKENEWS Pƙed 2 lety +11

      Yeah with pc culture, stand up is done for. People are too afraid to be judged for laughing. Sad stuff

    • @shaiapouf442
      @shaiapouf442 Pƙed 2 lety +16

      Nyc comics still got it

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Or who you blow


  • @MrTmoney365
    @MrTmoney365 Pƙed 2 lety +477

    All these sad comedians really makes me miss what Patrice brought to comedy even more!

    • @Utrechtborn
      @Utrechtborn Pƙed 2 lety +45

      Can you imagine? Patrice would be smashing these fools daily

    • @max2493
      @max2493 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Facts!!

    • @KameronJ7
      @KameronJ7 Pƙed 2 lety +16

      @FilledWithAwesome Are you judging him off Furry Vengeance and a couple episodes of The Office? The better yardstick would be his stand-up and Tough Crowd

    • @Imnottapinata
      @Imnottapinata Pƙed 2 lety +14

      @FilledWithAwesome You’re insane. Either that, or you’ve never seen Elephant in the Room.

    • @Michael-kn2kw
      @Michael-kn2kw Pƙed 2 lety +9

      Patrice was best on O&A and Tough Crowd.
      His stand up is still top tier, but not as good as him going back and forth with other comics.

  • @emeyeare
    @emeyeare Pƙed rokem +20

    Bert’s the guy u know that comes up and asks u how ur doing, but before u can respond he’s already half way through a story about himself
and by the time u react to that story he’s already finished said good bye and is walking off

  • @RockPuncher
    @RockPuncher Pƙed 2 lety +53

    Burt Kresicher stopped drinking for one month in his life, and he's never stopped bragging about it.

  • @HughezyEntertainment
    @HughezyEntertainment Pƙed 2 lety +576

    I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who think he's not funny, sometimes i think i'm going nuts when i don't find of these popular comedians to actually be funny

    • @GalacticWrestlingFederation
      @GalacticWrestlingFederation Pƙed 2 lety +15

      Everyone is a hack. Can't wait for your Netflix special Hughezy

    • @sca8217
      @sca8217 Pƙed 2 lety +22

      Truth is, The O&A platform raises your humor expectations to such heights that these other hacks just don't compare.

    • @justinroark88
      @justinroark88 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Do you still do the podcast with Konnan and Disco?

    • @HughezyEntertainment
      @HughezyEntertainment Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@justinroark88 for them, sadly i do

    • @HughezyEntertainment
      @HughezyEntertainment Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@GalacticWrestlingFederation it's called Hughezy: UNCHAINED

  • @jmcmike4407
    @jmcmike4407 Pƙed 2 lety +163

    But guys
 HE TOOK OFF HIS *SHIRT!*

    • @runtherockies7
      @runtherockies7 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Actually from what I’ve heard, taking off the shirt isn’t a bit, every time he’s done Standup with it on he sweats the thing soaking wet, it’s function over form

    • @Vergil666.
      @Vergil666. Pƙed rokem +1

      @@runtherockies7 every comedian gets sweaty on stage. Even in shape dudes like Bill Burr, and John Mulaney. It's because that spotlight gets warm fast, and most comedians move around a lot during their act. Like I've done some stand up in that past and it gets hot up there, I'd be pouring sweat and I'm only like 140lbs. It's just a bit Burt is doing to stand out, he's openly admitted to it in multiple interviews. What I wanna know is why people get hyped to catch a fat alcoholic's smelly t-shirt.

  • @OpEditorial
    @OpEditorial Pƙed rokem +15

    Bert just has to maintain that level of drunk where he can remember most of his "Steamed Ham" stories without his imposter syndrome killing the momentum

  • @gorillamcguilla2275
    @gorillamcguilla2275 Pƙed rokem +17

    Bert, the dude who joined a fraternity and never grew out of it.

  • @OmegaBlack85
    @OmegaBlack85 Pƙed 2 lety +19

    "You stink up the whole room when you walk in and its really bad".....

  • @mikehunt3514
    @mikehunt3514 Pƙed 2 lety +170

    I always thought Burt was an unfunny little kid. He handles himself as if you let a 10 year old sit with the adults

  • @Oakshield2
    @Oakshield2 Pƙed 2 lety +103

    These spawn of Rogan all have 59 podcasts and are most of each other's guests. The fresh stories and conversations ran out years ago, I've no idea why Netflix joined this derailing train so late.

    • @theeternalnow6506
      @theeternalnow6506 Pƙed 2 lety +27

      Its one big unfunny circlejerk.

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator Pƙed 2 lety +1

      They all need removing from comedy, heaf first.

    • @jasoncolleran2178
      @jasoncolleran2178 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      joey and tom are funny as fuck

    • @Oakshield2
      @Oakshield2 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      @@jasoncolleran2178 I'll agree on Tom. Joey has some good stories, but personally I don't find him funny in conversation.

    • @jasoncolleran2178
      @jasoncolleran2178 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@Oakshield2 yeah thats a good point , I like joey's stand up and stories but not his conversations so much

  • @brillbillbutstill
    @brillbillbutstill Pƙed rokem +43

    Bert is to comedy is what I am to sobriety. I think of it all the time, but actually commiting to the task is nearly impossible

    • @senseiii3986
      @senseiii3986 Pƙed rokem

      Lol

    • @jjj5413
      @jjj5413 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

      Hang in there.

    • @AnotherOak
      @AnotherOak Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +1

      If you're an alcoholic, I hope you get better.

    • @brillbillbutstill
      @brillbillbutstill Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci

      @@AnotherOak I am actually. Thank u. I wish Bert would get better at comedy, however. No amount of therapy could help with that.

  • @countof3everybodyOD
    @countof3everybodyOD Pƙed 2 lety +232

    I knew Bert was a bum well, long ago, but it became abundantly clear when he and Burr had Norton on their podcast and he was like guys let’s get some land or a cabin and just film it it’ll be wild and they just absolutely tore him up for it

    • @achildnamedhotchick1739
      @achildnamedhotchick1739 Pƙed rokem +18

      I have no idea how genius like burr can even stomach being around a hack like Burt I don’t get it. Bill and Tom realistically shouldn’t even shake a stick at this guy let alone have multiple podcast with him. Him of all people? Like how? How has he been on a 10+ year tear crushing it and literally all his material is garbage and elementary. He acts like this kid I knew in middle school to the teeth it’s honestly eerie.

    • @2112c
      @2112c Pƙed rokem +15

      @@achildnamedhotchick1739 to a tee* nothing to with teeth homeboy đŸ€Ł

    • @mightymoeish
      @mightymoeish Pƙed rokem

      @@achildnamedhotchick1739 Burr has some very hack moments, and only very recently got into good Hollywood shit on the regular. He probably had to do whatever he could to promote.

    • @jamesoclaire4512
      @jamesoclaire4512 Pƙed rokem +10

      ​@@achildnamedhotchick1739 holy shit did you really think the expression was "to the teeth?"
      Can't take knowledge for granite, I guess

    • @tron.44
      @tron.44 Pƙed rokem +4

      ​@@jamesoclaire4512 lol. For granite=for granted. Or for gran ted.

  • @mikek191
    @mikek191 Pƙed 2 lety +18

    I can’t believe you watched this. Thanks?

  • @AfroGaz71
    @AfroGaz71 Pƙed 2 lety +95

    Not a fan of Bert, but fair play to him for making the most of his limited talent.

    • @MrSplintex
      @MrSplintex Pƙed rokem

      i just dont understand how some people have so much confidence, maybe just lack of awareness, but dont they ever listen or read reviews of their stuff?

    • @zeramoke
      @zeramoke Pƙed rokem +3

      Talent?

  • @DennisHyde14
    @DennisHyde14 Pƙed rokem +9

    Bert won't even have a conversation with his friends unless he can record it and monetize it.

  • @VanguardSolarEnergy
    @VanguardSolarEnergy Pƙed 2 lety +125

    I’ve never heard of this show, but I didn’t realize Bert was married to the librarian from my elementary school. Good for Mrs. Nederschmidt. I guess she’d be about 85 now.

    • @klopeck
      @klopeck Pƙed 2 lety +7

      She actually looks like a younger version of the librarian from Ghostbusters.

    • @scorcoz
      @scorcoz Pƙed 2 lety +11

      Bert has hosted at least 25 shows that you've never heard of and hopefully never will

    • @PrivatelyHanging
      @PrivatelyHanging Pƙed 2 lety

      I've never met a lady that looked or was a libertarian who wasn't a bitch

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      She really does

    • @BeeHatGuy
      @BeeHatGuy Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@scorcoz dick riding Bert. LMMFAO

  • @immenseLOTUS
    @immenseLOTUS Pƙed 2 lety +21

    Get ready for that copyright strike bud, Bert's on a roll.

  • @traviswilson329
    @traviswilson329 Pƙed rokem +8

    You know Bert stole the “machine” story. It never happened to him. A version of it happened to someone else and he decided to start telling the story as if it was him.

  • @zackfromtheburgh
    @zackfromtheburgh Pƙed 2 lety +34

    This actually put me in a bad mood. The shuck 'n jive is real. Patrice saw it coming and you can only imagine how disgusted he was that you have to "compete" with unmitigated SHITE like this to be recognized (while you're still alive).

    • @tomb6724
      @tomb6724 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Yes

    • @liamwilkins1332
      @liamwilkins1332 Pƙed rokem +3

      Yeah. Remember when Patrice said he was gonna die in obscurity and was kinda right ?

    • @ccpreddevils25
      @ccpreddevils25 Pƙed rokem +2

      Everytime Bert talks about being around Patrice, u can get the idea that he was annoyed by his antics and need for attention

  • @BadAtTeaDude
    @BadAtTeaDude Pƙed 2 lety +103

    Man can we trade Bert for Norm?

  • @abuckeye26
    @abuckeye26 Pƙed 2 lety +22

    I can't stand him, I've never thought he was funny and his shirtless set gimmick is played

  • @mikewebster8224
    @mikewebster8224 Pƙed rokem +5

    That "Pretending to be Italian with Joey D." had me fucking rollin'. Sums up that loudmouths existence in a nutshell

  • @dominicraynes1569
    @dominicraynes1569 Pƙed 2 lety +52

    Bert’s boys with Rogan. That’s literally the only reason Bert Kreisher and Brendan Shaub are comedians. I know comedy, like art is subjective
 but neither are funny to me. I can only really speak for myself, because they somehow have an audience.

    • @booognish
      @booognish Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Bert is a legit comedian, schaub is a joke.

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Buddy Bert has been doing comedy for a long time. Long before he went on Rogan.

    • @BigSalv
      @BigSalv Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Can't put Bert in the same boat as Brendan, Burt is legit hilarious and always has been.

    • @dominicraynes1569
      @dominicraynes1569 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Sorry. I don’t find Bert funny. I did say in my initial post, that I can only speak for myself. And thats exactly what I did. I’ve never heard of Bert until he was on Rogans podcast. After he was on Rogans podcast, he all the sudden came front and center in my Netflix feed with like 4 specials. Just sayin, he blew up after being on Rogan. The same way comedians blew up back in the day after being on Johnny Carson.

    • @tapset
      @tapset Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@BigSalv he's not hilarious but he's miles better than Brendan shlub

  • @russsnyder2026
    @russsnyder2026 Pƙed 2 lety +107

    Seeing Burt cry over that mentally deranged Frankenstein creation was tough to watch

    • @docnotL
      @docnotL Pƙed 2 lety +18

      Those tears were made up to score Hollywood woke points.

    • @russsnyder2026
      @russsnyder2026 Pƙed 2 lety +17

      @@docnotL so Burr has rubbed off on him

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      Exactly. Burr is as hateable as it gets now sadly...his feminazi horror of a wife and L.A. has ruined him

    • @dmoney7784
      @dmoney7784 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@russsnyder2026 what the fuck?😂

    • @dmoney7784
      @dmoney7784 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@russsnyder2026 its not funny how you take bill burr not having completely conservative view points for being fake woke somehow like you have all the fuckin answers😂😂

  • @mrblon
    @mrblon Pƙed 2 lety +44

    Who would have thought that e-rock is the only one left with a shred of dignity.

    • @darthyvardyreal
      @darthyvardyreal Pƙed 2 lety +4

      A shred much like a shred of bacon.

    • @mrblon
      @mrblon Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Shredded lettuce. Which im certian he's never eaten before

    • @920WASHBURN
      @920WASHBURN Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Erock will be shaking off the o and a years for the rest of his life. Ohhh the abuse of erock.

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens Pƙed 2 lety +2

      That's not actually erock, you nerd

    • @victorherrera2418
      @victorherrera2418 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Hey I just found this channel and am low key retarded. Is that actually him?

  • @ExtremelyOnlineGuy
    @ExtremelyOnlineGuy Pƙed rokem +13

    The fact that stav featured on his show and subsequently left the pod speaks volumes. And I’ve read all of them.

  • @Theboyfugzhard
    @Theboyfugzhard Pƙed rokem +50

    Bert is the most insufferable comedian

  • @soysaucehairdye7869
    @soysaucehairdye7869 Pƙed 2 lety +10

    he got porsalin's doc of him taken down. What a slobbo!

  • @MrM1lkcoupon
    @MrM1lkcoupon Pƙed rokem +6

    The RuneScape soundtrack made me appreciate this even more. I thought there was something I was missing as to why I never think Bert's funny despite enjoying many of his friend's work. I'm glad we're the sane ones, and I appreciate you watching this so I didn't have to.

  • @justinroark88
    @justinroark88 Pƙed 2 lety +19

    Bret's wife looks like ambien-tweet-era Roseanne

  • @flutebasket4294
    @flutebasket4294 Pƙed 2 lety +137

    Bert is the epitome of everything wrong, not just with modern comedy, but modern culture entirely

    • @PiTjlang
      @PiTjlang Pƙed 2 lety +4

      So true

    • @waaaytoodrunkreviews5539
      @waaaytoodrunkreviews5539 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      >multi millionaire that works really hard to maintain thay status
      >father of 2 with an amazing wife
      >best friend is one of the funniest human beings alive (Tom S.)
      >gets to party 24/7 its literally his job
      Yeah hes such an emerassment, really straying away from the american dream.

    • @Sapphire.solstice
      @Sapphire.solstice Pƙed 2 lety +11

      @@waaaytoodrunkreviews5539 Tom segura is very far from one of the funniest people alive, he’s not even one of the funniest people in the comedy business. What do you know like 4 or 5 comedians?

    • @doubledont4949
      @doubledont4949 Pƙed rokem +4

      @@waaaytoodrunkreviews5539 lmao right dude like I don't think the guy is funny either and think this show is dumb but saying he's "everything wrong with society" is dramatic as fuck and ridiculous to say lmfso

    • @nomernomznomz6015
      @nomernomznomz6015 Pƙed rokem

      @@waaaytoodrunkreviews5539 facts bro, haters gonna hate.

  • @PrincipledUncertainty
    @PrincipledUncertainty Pƙed 2 lety +44

    Bert made me reverse my opinion on brutal murder.

    • @BeeHatGuy
      @BeeHatGuy Pƙed 2 lety +1

      He makes me hate being white

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns Pƙed 2 lety +101

    Bert wanted this show to highlight that he has some substance beneath the fat drunk who takes his clothes off and has the comedy act of a 7th grader. However, Netflix stood by on set, threw a stack of money and a thong at him and said, "DANCE, MONKEY!", to which King Shill happily obliged.
    I actually watched this tripe, and Big Jay really does have a vibe of "what the hell am I doing here??".

    • @WaRLoKWYATT
      @WaRLoKWYATT Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Trite*

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Burt seems like a fun guy to party with and is probably a good family man irl. Never understood why people thought he was so funny though. He reminds me of a good natured friend who isn’t very smart and is just averagely funny but you still hang with him because hey why the fuck not he’s nice enough but like you’d never tell him he should be a comedian and you’ll know he’ll work at Amazon until he dies.

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@vaughncollins1386 good family man? Uh i’d rethink that.

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@Gematrinator Is there something I’m not aware of?

    • @Here2shtpst
      @Here2shtpst Pƙed 2 lety +2

      I’m a 7th grade teacher and I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t insult them by claiming Bret is as mature as them.

  • @daveyjoneslocker4703
    @daveyjoneslocker4703 Pƙed 2 lety +9

    I watch videos like these to absorb the cringe through a safe filter, but I’m still getting cringe overload through this filter.

  • @GamrMonstr
    @GamrMonstr Pƙed rokem +3

    My parents came to visit me awhile back. Put on one of Bert’s specials, they haven’t been back since.

  • @Scrimparmy
    @Scrimparmy Pƙed 2 lety +59

    The only way I’d have watched this is if his first and last guest was a forest fire

  • @codydavis1698
    @codydavis1698 Pƙed 2 lety +8

    wave:glow3: Buying lobbies 10% higher than Speaking for Funny

  • @unkelTP
    @unkelTP Pƙed rokem +3

    For the people that didn't know, Bert is a psychopath.

  • @asphalt-cowboy9479
    @asphalt-cowboy9479 Pƙed 2 lety +10

    I have nothing bad to say about Adam Sandler I've loved his work since I was a kid and I'll continue to love it long into my adulthood. They don't take themselves seriously and are supposed to be him and his buddies acting silly and fucking around.

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns Pƙed 2 lety +66

    Now he's making a movie based on "The Machine" story?!? God damnit, didn't he say how sick he is of telling that story over and over? Way to mature and evolve as a comedian. At this point, I can't even tell whether he's more of a dumb oaf or more of a tapdancing shill.

    • @lunchb0x1986
      @lunchb0x1986 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @J V that is the machine story

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Pƙed 2 lety +16

      And it never happened

    • @sourdeez5558
      @sourdeez5558 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Yes it did. 😂

    • @tapset
      @tapset Pƙed 2 lety +1

      That's his only claim to fame

    • @mrglowinthedark498
      @mrglowinthedark498 Pƙed rokem

      ​@Mr.SmithGNR Smith It did happen a bunch of his classmates attested to it I'm sure he embellished a lot of it

  • @johnlemoine6399
    @johnlemoine6399 Pƙed 2 lety +45

    Jim Norton hated this idea when Burt pitched it to him

    • @docnotL
      @docnotL Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Where and when did he pitch it to Jim? I would love to see this.

    • @johnlemoine6399
      @johnlemoine6399 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      @@docnotL Bill Burt Podcast ep.15

    • @daveF1993
      @daveF1993 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Bill hated that shit too he said no way

    • @notsocrates9529
      @notsocrates9529 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@daveF1993 Nia's Husband reminds me of the edgy kid in an honors high school class trying to act like the "badass". It's all so contrived and insincere.

    • @tapset
      @tapset Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@notsocrates9529 duly noted.

  • @jessegandy7361
    @jessegandy7361 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Most stand-up comedians have no business doing stand-up comedy but they can't quit cuz it's such a part of their identity that to walk away would amount to ego-death and mental breakdown. It would shatter their proverbial souls.

  • @TheSnoozeFox
    @TheSnoozeFox Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Im black and I hate how they made all the black guests look so stereotypical it was beyond cringe.

  • @batknuckles813
    @batknuckles813 Pƙed 2 lety +23

    They could have had big jay do something out of the ordinary like write a joke.

  • @madmanmaddox3225
    @madmanmaddox3225 Pƙed 2 lety +9

    Nobody is gonna mention the FAT RuneScape track in the background?
    Keep up the good fight, E to the R

  • @sole__doubt
    @sole__doubt Pƙed rokem +7

    No amount of any drug could make Bert Kreischer's comedy funny. :)

  • @timgonzales2891
    @timgonzales2891 Pƙed rokem +2

    Without Tom, Bert would fade into obscurity. I don't even think it's joe at this point, Tom is his literal life raft.
    And if u notice, there are times Bert "jokes" about Tom's success, and u can tell he hates that Tom solos arenas.

  • @alexyulchiev2887
    @alexyulchiev2887 Pƙed 2 lety +26

    Who are those people that think Bert is funny

    • @Wutaskier
      @Wutaskier Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Carlos Mencia fans.

    • @upthecreek9784
      @upthecreek9784 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@Wutaskier Mexicans call bert the Machina.

    • @ElGordo2497
      @ElGordo2497 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Biden voters

    • @StewartLucrative
      @StewartLucrative Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Beer drinking, mouth-breathing, buffoons that daydream about buying a new pickup truck.

    • @lazarusq6652
      @lazarusq6652 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@StewartLucrative LMFAOOOOO

  • @NJ-os3rn
    @NJ-os3rn Pƙed 2 lety +6

    I actually got uncomfortable and almost turned this off when Burnt started crying to Jenner. Also based OSRS music.

  • @al69420
    @al69420 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +1

    Bert did not deserve to recover from this. If I ever meet Turd, I’m gonna go up to him acting like I’m about to cry and say “my
my dad said you’re a real hero” 😂

  • @MrBetaproject
    @MrBetaproject Pƙed rokem +11

    My parents watch and love him, their reactions and reason for loving him is usually " oh my gosh he's so outrageous, I can't believe he did or said that "

    • @flingymingy
      @flingymingy Pƙed rokem +4

      I’m sorry about your parents

  • @fonz1776
    @fonz1776 Pƙed 2 lety +12

    Bert "my wife tells me who to vote for" Kreisher

    • @fonz1776
      @fonz1776 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @J she was the only one that would let him fulfill his cuckold fantasies.

  • @T3t4nu5
    @T3t4nu5 Pƙed 2 lety +9

    Why did you switch from having the empty column on the left to having it on the right?
    Also, RIP Porsalin's docu :(

  • @godisgay2725
    @godisgay2725 Pƙed rokem +4

    I would describe Bert’s comedy as “surface level humor.” He has some good bits here and there but I feel like he rarely builds off of them.

  • @mightymoeish
    @mightymoeish Pƙed rokem +6

    Oh come on. You didn't enjoy his famous 20 minute fake story of impressing Russian gangsters with his drinking? B-b-but he can drink a lot... and he's shirtless...

  • @UncleWintersDisdain.
    @UncleWintersDisdain. Pƙed 2 lety +10

    Is Burt's wife like 15 years older than him?

  • @tannernathaniel491
    @tannernathaniel491 Pƙed 2 lety +7

    This guy is so bitter it’s funny.

  • @seanbrooks2583
    @seanbrooks2583 Pƙed rokem +2

    Imagine not liking something so you spent hours making a youtube video to talk about how you dont like it. now im commenting about it.

  • @suspicioustumbleweed4760
    @suspicioustumbleweed4760 Pƙed 2 lety +86

    This is literally the most entertaining O&A related type content I’ve ever heard since the show ended. Bro KEEP IT UP EROCKA. It rules.

  • @jdbmd1499
    @jdbmd1499 Pƙed 2 lety +20

    Tom segura and bert have scammed people into viewing their content. Just 2 of the most unfunny over exposed hacks of this era.

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      bahahaha. You have got to be kidding me. They both sell out worldwide. If they were unfunny they wouldn't be doing that.

    • @robdela3632
      @robdela3632 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@michael3448 Tom is ok, used to be a lot funnier. Bert is awful.

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@robdela3632 Well, that's your opinion.

    • @jtaylor3373
      @jtaylor3373 Pƙed rokem

      Tom's podcasts when he's been natural are a lot funnier than his stand up

  • @grimnartusk265
    @grimnartusk265 Pƙed rokem +2

    honestly the image of bobby and bert naked in the room is so compelling mentally
    at the end i boil it down like why is two dudes being naked even funny at all?
    it's weird at most and at the very least gay

  • @JQ20010
    @JQ20010 Pƙed 2 lety +23

    This is the first episode of yours where I didn't catch any self deprivation from you. Its an improvement, your videos are better when your just confident about it.

    • @JNJ1014
      @JNJ1014 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Self-deprecation*, not deprivation. Self-deprivation means to deprive yourself of something. Here's how it's used in a sentence: "Bert will never be more than a fat drunk, as anything requiring self-deprivation of carbohydrates & alcohol is anathema to him."
      On the other hand, "self-deprecation" means to put yourself down. But it's often said as "self-deprecating humor" to describe someone who can make a joke at their own expense.
      Here's a sentence: "Brendan Schaub is extremely thin-skinned, as evidenced by the fact his two comedy specials contain zero self-deprecating humor."

    • @tapset
      @tapset Pƙed 2 lety

      @@JNJ1014 people are retarded

  • @FreedumbFighter29
    @FreedumbFighter29 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    You suffered, so I didnt have to.....thank you kind sir

  • @Skimmerlit
    @Skimmerlit Pƙed 2 lety +13

    0:11 seconds in and Tom Papa is already doing an Asian Yoda impression. Buckling up for this one.

  • @J3TF1RE
    @J3TF1RE Pƙed 2 lety +11

    The one positive in all this is that Berts’ red, inflamed face is telling me there’s a massive coronary not too far on the horizon.
    There’s always a silver lining.

  • @thatnthese7653
    @thatnthese7653 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    i always wondered why bert and tom were so popular, they are funny like the funny guy at work funny, but not professional comedian funny

  • @BadAtTeaDude
    @BadAtTeaDude Pƙed 2 lety +8

    I was subscribed to the podcast Bert and Bobby Kelly did. Bert made it unwatchable.
    Won't waste my time on this đŸ’©

  • @notjimmystewart
    @notjimmystewart Pƙed 2 lety +9

    His wife lives in LA? She looks more menopause than Kaitlyn Jenner...

  • @lockheed67
    @lockheed67 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    This type of “I’m a white guy and sarcastically hate on shit” commentary is my cup of tea

  • @steven1479
    @steven1479 Pƙed 2 lety +12

    Oh my GOD, the part where he cried! UGH! I sincerely despise this gladhanding hack.

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 Pƙed 2 lety

      Idek what’s sadder his dad having to pretend he has any respect at all for Brucey boy or the fact that Bruce has stooped so low for attention that he’s on berts shitty aimless show and had to watch Bert fake cry at him for being rich enough to wake up one morning and chop his dick off at age 58

  • @skraminc
    @skraminc Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Lol big DMCA title screen. Lets see if it works

  • @bean.plants
    @bean.plants Pƙed 2 lety

    I’m glad you brought it up eventually cuz I couldn’t stop thinking about how FaceTime doesn’t look like that lmao

  • @zombiehunter6472
    @zombiehunter6472 Pƙed rokem +1

    "Oh Really - Willy Wonka" Lol 😂

  • @MrCloud-ob7sh
    @MrCloud-ob7sh Pƙed 2 lety +89

    Heard this wasn't good, but then I watched it. It was actually entertaining for what it is. I watched all episodes.

    • @twinklesticks6585
      @twinklesticks6585 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      I agree and since they stated no one new what they were doing the awkward fake phone calls and convos are obviously from Netflix trying to make the show more relatable

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      Wtf do you mean by “for what it is” I’m not only surprised that you made it more then five minutes into one ep but you actually watched every single episode dude??💀

    • @MrCloud-ob7sh
      @MrCloud-ob7sh Pƙed 2 lety +27

      @@revalution1965 Ya, weird huh? It's really rather strange that some people like things that you don't.

    • @Khaleesi_Of_Kittens
      @Khaleesi_Of_Kittens Pƙed 2 lety

      @@revalution1965 I think you probably have to have a fairly low IQ to stay with it.

    • @MrCloud-ob7sh
      @MrCloud-ob7sh Pƙed 2 lety +13

      @Jake Harmon YES! Your so right! OMG, you get a trophy my friend. A trophy for telling me “how it is.” *so many applause*

  • @bmh8674
    @bmh8674 Pƙed 2 lety +12

    Bert is the epitome of man-child

    • @yackum_3331
      @yackum_3331 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Peaked in high school and can't stop acting that way

  • @cyris8403
    @cyris8403 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Poor Joey was dragged there. You can tell he didn’t want to be there.

  • @charles67198
    @charles67198 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    What!?!?!?!? I thought that was just one of Tom Segura's skin tags!!!!!!!

  • @GrandmaJosey
    @GrandmaJosey Pƙed 2 lety +10

    He's gonna take this down, just like the last porsalin's

  • @nicolasbaker9601
    @nicolasbaker9601 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Is it just me or is Leeann's reactions to Bert very reminiscent of Phil and April margeras' reactions to Bam and his antics?

  • @adamlangdon2245
    @adamlangdon2245 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Tom's face during the first question says it all..what were they thinking?? Oh yeah... ...paycheck! 😘😂 I love these guys but they need to really be aware that at any minute, any second, they can potentially be creating something as career ending as gringo papi.😂😂😂

  • @michaelgordon2332
    @michaelgordon2332 Pƙed rokem +5

    I got free tickets to a bert live show and fell asleep about 30 mins in. Yes I was very tired, but that’s never happened to me at a comedy show. I woke up to the crowd singing the National anthem. It was wild.

  • @rainlemon
    @rainlemon Pƙed 2 lety +4

    poor Big Jay
    funnies person Bert knows, still cant catch a break

  • @johnolmos8670
    @johnolmos8670 Pƙed rokem +2

    I’m 37 now and this was the type of humor I would have enjoyed when I was 25. All of the Joe Rogan camp comics kind of just blend together

  • @glitchunicorn
    @glitchunicorn Pƙed 2 lety

    The clip where Bert called his wife stone and said heeeeeeeeeeeeeey... I thought it was you lol

  • @JuggyBohab
    @JuggyBohab Pƙed 2 lety +6

    i'll never understand how bert kreischer is a thing....it's like dane cook. i just dont' get it.

    • @ryanjacobson2508
      @ryanjacobson2508 Pƙed 2 lety

      At least Dane Cook doesn't have a fat slob gimmick.

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 Pƙed 2 lety

      lol. Dane was one of the biggest acts in the world. You don't have to get it, millions of other people do.

  • @crouchingturtle6351
    @crouchingturtle6351 Pƙed rokem +11

    Bert is the guy that told everyone that he's gonna be a comedian but no one wanted to be mean so they just went along with it cause there's no way he was gonna make it. But somehow he did. The same could be said for Bobby Lee.

    • @ehmiguel7602
      @ehmiguel7602 Pƙed rokem +3

      Bobby is a thousand times more of a comedian than Bert is. Bobby actually went through the ringer and worked hard to get where he is. Bert just got lucky with the friends he got.

  • @sevbagle4927
    @sevbagle4927 Pƙed rokem +1

    Love the RuneScape music. I didn't start following you because of it, yet it is a nice touch! Bless you and good luck on further projects.

  • @shawn576
    @shawn576 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I don't understand who the audience is. Things like the 3 Stooges where they just poke each others eyes were common when gasoline and paint contained lead, and everyone was walking around with lead poisoning. Who is laughing at Bert getting hurt or taking off his clothes? We need the EPA to test the water more often and make sure it doesn't contain heavy metals.

  • @livecoilarchive1458
    @livecoilarchive1458 Pƙed 2 lety +18

    I like Bert more than some people. I genuinely like his primary specials. But I only got 5 minutes into this show before shutting it off. I could tell it was gonna be aimless and stupid, and it was.

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 Pƙed 2 lety

      watched 5 minutes and judged the whole show? That's all I need to know about your mentality.

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@michael3448 watching a whole episode of this show could seriously drive someone to madness or even suicide so I don’t blame them even five minutes could’ve permanently damaged their brain

    • @bartvy
      @bartvy Pƙed rokem +1

      @@michael3448 "you don't know my mentality bro"

    • @johnperez822
      @johnperez822 Pƙed rokem

      @@revalution1965 it’s funny seeing how immature every person who is judging Burt and the show are being about him/it being immature. The hypocrisy is hilarious

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 Pƙed rokem

      @@johnperez822 Probably would be funny to someone who thinks being a fat shirtless alcoholic is somehow comedic(it’s not it’s just sad) and you might want to stop drinking from the tap........actually fuck it your amount of brain damage is irreversible plus you need the fluoride from not brushing your teeth like your hero blert😭

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander Pƙed 2 lety +22

    I was holding it together until you said "Some liberal arts student shows up and places chaos emeralds on Bert", then I lost it.

  • @padredemastines3720
    @padredemastines3720 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I recognize the old school rs background music. Man of culture.