Brendan Schaub Is An Absolute Embarrassment
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- čas přidán 19. 06. 2024
- Brendan Schaub is many things: A former UFC fighter, a podcaster, a victim of CTE, a joke thief, a cheating husband... But he also LARPS as a comedian! The sad reality of Brendan Schaub is that he'll never tell a joke half as funny as the joke that is his career.
From his beef with Ariel Helwani, to his trashing of Mike Tyson, or his betrayal of Bobby Lee, and even his ongoing feud with the entire comic community, both alive and dead. He's failed at everything he's tried to do and only continues to embarrass himself and those around him the longer he sits in front of a microphone. Bapa is truly beyond the wings of redemption.
You're gonna want a helmet for this one. Buckle up B, and get ready to jump into what's left of the mind of Brendan Schaub.
Frankly, I blame Joe Rogan for all of this.
0:00 Intro
0:40 Worse Than Unfunny
2:50 Cheater
4:00 Beast of a Dad
5:45 Rogan's Worst Friend
6:48 No Respect
8:35 CTE
9:00 Joke Thief
9:31 Now Stealing From Legends
10:39 The New Mencia
11:41 Homeless Cat Got Your Tongue?
12:59 Spreading Positivity
14:25 And So Much More
16:16 Big Ups r/TFATK
17:24 Outro
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Hey why you going so hard at b for? What did he do? I understand not liking him and his comedy but to actually waste alot of time to make a video like this ? If you don't like him just avoid him? 🤷there's alot of people I don't like but I won't do this cause I'm not a loser? Why are you so worried about this guy? Who cares. He still gunna make money? You ain't stopping you know that you idiot? I bet you wouldn't say that shit to his face
You're the definition of a key board warriors, online gossiping like a girl
You just perfectly described what we call in Australia as WogBoys... Like the Jersey Shore type, Mummy does everything for them 😳💯
@@syre456 He right tho 🤔🧐
@@syre456 Agreed, its pathetic
Brendan Schaub's comedy career peaked when he was fighting
Now that shits fun y. Lmfao
Lololol 😂😂😂
Lmao
@@89kylestyle aqqqqqqqqà0⁰q00rw4
This comment made me laughed harder than any of Schaub`s jokes legit
I’ll never get tired of Brandon Schaub slander
Slander implies lying
@@CatnamedMittens good point. *hatred*
Its not slander or hatred its just stating facts
Ain't slander if it's true.
I think Brayden Shalob is hilarious! I’m always laughing at the dumb shit he lisps out
the fact that brendan has the nerve to call anyone unfunny, especially shane gillis, is funnier than any joke he’s ever told.
Brendan Schaub is the epitome of 'It's not what you know, it's who you know.'
He's also the epitome of "Not funny, but funny-looking."
He has a terminal case of derp face and somehow always looks like his mouth his full even when he's not eating anything.
“But if you go personal...and I see you in the streets...there’s going to be repercussions..”
That is such a Bryan Callen statement
At least with Bryan I feel like he does that just to set up other comedians to roast him. Maybe I’m wrong tho lol
That is very much a bryan callen statement lol it’s hilarious when he does it though because it is often met with resistance
That video was taken way out of context fake news just like when the Liberals tried accusing Trump for January 6th the riot at the Capitol and then the Russia hoax all these videos they tried to edit and compile together making him look bad when his lawyer showed the full videos and it literally had nothing to do with anything these liberals were saying Trump said it's sad people in this country get Dumber every day I really hope my kids don't meet any of your kids I literally couldn't take it
@@grayson0916 That's always the Callen defence. "He's not realy cringe, this is all an elaborate Spiel."
Yeah right.
@@Bigjuicydumbdumb it just seems to me any podcast I’ve ever seen him on he’s mostly just there to set up the other comedians. He could really be like that, I don’t know the guy or really listen to him much. Just commenting from what I’ve seen here and there.
Brendan Schaub is talented. I've never seen anyone else have horrible stand up in two different failing careers.
Lmao true
3 careers. You forgot his failed football stint.
His accomplishments still outweigh any of yours together.
@@johnedillittle416 speak for yourself
Haha, nice.
"No one got bullied by a metrosexual mongoloid in highschool"
Killllllled me. Im at work dying😅
It is pretty funny how he's so against the libs but would fit right in with the most beta-looking of all of them.
He says he's the bully that picked on the geeks, at the same time complaining that he is being bullied by the geeks. But it's really just people telling the truth to a spoilt brat that believes he's better than other people
I mean, not defending him, but he did say that he *looked* like a bully, not was one.
Brendan is what happens when you tell someone they can do anything but you forget to mention you need talent to actually make it
YES!!!!
hes rich as fuck, and he has athletic talent. the fuck are you moaning about, cocksoldier?
@@devinmcgroot7560 they all just salty cuz they’re stuck at a job they don’t like while this guy made a better living just talkin shit on podcasts and fighting people
He seems to be doing pretty decent. Guess he's doing something right.
Joe coached him into qutitng the UFC and becoming a full time comic so there was some one worse than himself.
“Potato faced metrosexual mongaloid” kills me every time I come back to this video. Incredible
😂. He fuckin nailed it.
Made me subscribe 🤣
Lmao you just casually rewatching this? Wtf
@@LaZaRo___ haha when I need a morale boost, yes
Not really a great word to use when arguing that someone is a piece of shit though.
Nobody has ever accused Brandon of being "a funny guy"
Schaub trying to be serious is way funnier than Schaub trying to be funny!
I actually admire his capability of earning large amounts of money by being pretty bad at everything he does. It’s quite remarkable
It proves that nothing truly holds substance in this schizophrenic circus we deem as a miracle.
He’s the physical embodiment of “it’s about who you know”
I'll be honest...
The fighter and the kid is a good podcast...
I guess we should have seen it coming. The standards for fame and celebrity have been falling precipitously even before the internet really took hold (eg with Paris Hilton and then the Kardashians) and the line between celebrity and competence also becoming increasingly blurred (with people like Reagan and Trump and worse in other countries being elected to office and surveys showing that people think soap opera doctors have real medical skills). Lo and behold now you have someone without even the thin qualifications of the Kardashians being famous and doing both comedy and podcasting despite having no talent for either
If he wasn’t trying so hard he could enjoy it
"I would rather crush em with words."
*Can barely put a sentence together*
Crush um with words.
That's going on a shirt 👕
Oh man so original.. oh wait.. you repeated what he said...
Lolz I laughed so hard at that part thinking damn he better have Eminem ghost writing for him
Lmfao
@@abrakadabra9210 don't we all ?
My uncle was sober for 20 years and after he seen Brandon stand up, the man started drinking again! He said that the images of Num have been replaced by Brandon’s cringe performance!
Brendan Schab is the kind of guy who rides a horse side saddle
and then lies about it
Brandon Schuab is the embodiment of " its about who you know not what you know"
Did you post this exact sentence on a different Schaub video lmao
@@bm.c.7178 it's very possible my man 😆 🤣 the world needs to know he sucks 😆
That’s a understatement. He literally got rich from being Rogans friend lol. Even though he has like 1% of Rogans followers but that’s all you need.
whatever you say,
F U C K B O I
Yep, Brenda goes full throttle on the first while braking the engine on the other.
Joe Rogan should have to pay reparations for the damage he's done to stand up comedy
My thoughts exactly since the beginning!! My man
😂
Wonder why he hasn't said anything about it
🪑
Rogans a hack comedian too let’s be honest
For people to rush the stage and call Brendan out for jokes theft, people would actually have to show up to his shows. Ned had an audience
You tried. But your comment is added to the bin of fails.
The fact that he's married with kids, then talks crap about his wife, cheats on her, talks crap about being with his in-laws on holidays, tries to get with "friends" significant others, steals jokes, can't spell, can't have an original thought is sad but it's brendaism 101
I think Rogan doesn't have the heart to confront Brendan cause he encouraged him to try comedy
100% Joe would have to tell his friends he's a failure in two pursuits
Nah, boost someone with no chance of success and even the worst of his comedian buddies won't get the axe.
He's a sacrifice.
@@arthurmorgan4460 Alright I’ll catch ya later then
But think of how amazing it would be if he had ANOTHER intervention convo with him, just telling him this time he's not good at comedy and he should try something else 🤣
Or Rogan is pretty bad at it himself too
He’s the kind of guy who you get introduced to at a party, listen to him talk for 5 minutes and hope to god you ever meet again
A+
I believe you mean “never” meet again, not “ever meet again” my guy
He lives 3 houses down. I can never get a word in a conversation when he gets going. I just have to stand there and act like I'm engaged in conversation, but it's so far from the truth.
@@Livvvid now imagine, your wife is now friends with his wife and you have to endure the torture because of wife's friend.
@@sunstar2310 doubt
Not sure how I feel about shitting on people who are mentally disabled.
The release of his first comedy special made me start believing in conspiracy theories. You are telling me, out of the entire circle of comics around him, NOBODY sat him down and explained that he shouldnt release it? I have to believe they all absolutely hate him, and keep him around as an elaborate troll job. No real friend would get through 5 minutes of that thing and not do everything in their power to spare him the humilation.
I watched it cuz I wanted to support the guy, but DAMN it was not funny at all.
Damn I wanna watch it so bad but I don’t wanna give him the view lol what do, what do
@@ummwhodidnt watch it. You're gonna laugh so hard at how bad it is.
It reminds me of when Charlie Murphy tried his hand at stand up because of his run on Chappelle Show. At least his friends would openly tell him he stunk and got better.
Rogan did say that he told Brendan it was too soon to do a special
Brendan is the only person who's ever been crushed by words and ironically it's his own too...
but hes genuine, and he can literally beat up every single commenter on this video. he's fought in the ufc and WON some fights, which is insane. weak ass people better respect that.
@@devinmcgroot7560 he's not very tough if he can't handle getting made fun of/criticized
@@SkitSkat8008 that's true
@@devinmcgroot7560 he's genuine? Dude he is one pathetic liar, he fabricates so much stuff that didn't happen but makes him look “cooler“. And wow, he might beat up some mean commenters.. but what's your point? That's what a child would say: “Back off, my dad could take you all!“ Good for you man, but you have a shitty taste in personality if you like this guy. Also him getting fked in the ring is the funniest he's ever been, climbing that invisible ladder after he KO'ed
Him and Tito Ortiz
Getting Kevin holland and Bobby green mixed up is top tier comedy
That face after he said "Rogan" is priceless
Imagine a middle aged man thinking that “thicc boy” is how you’re going to brand yourself.
it worked
38 is now middle aged?
I get he's not 21 but surly middle aged is like 50+
Cringe worthy no matter If his fan boys show up to comment.
Middle aged? Trust I can’t stand brenda and I agree thicc boy is just.. yeah.. but 38 is not middle aged 😩😂
Not a fan boy but turn to Twitch and CZcams and see just what grown ass men will do to appeal to a younger audience and spotlight lmao
Brendan is literally less funny than the average person in conversation. It is so crazy that he was just given a career in something he has no business doing. lol
Not being cocky but i have way better jokes than this clown.
Wish I could like this comment multiple times
There is really something at play here that; some sort of facade. If I had to take a wild guess, I would say that Joe Rogan feels some type of responsibility for virtually ending Schaub's career as a UFC fighter by talking him out of being murdered in the ring by more talented opponents. He then must've surmised "Oh shit, athletes with brain-damage and no career almost always end up committing suicide" and then--in a panic-stricken frenzy--began handing Brenden Schaub podcasting jobs and comedy gigs in hopes that, so long as he's being kept busy, he won't have to kill himself and make Joe Rogan feel guilty.
He trys to make himself funny in conversation when hanging around other comedians. You cant make yourself funny. It just comes out of the mouth of a funny person because that is how they see the world
He does ok with food truck diaries. And can occasionally be a decent analyst for mma. But he has no business doing comedy ever lol
Lmao he can't even get other people to model his merchandise. How embarrassing. 😂
I didn't know this lump of dough existed. I have to say I lived much better before.
He's just so untalented. He is aggressively unfunny and unlikable. So am I, but I have the decency not to release comedy specials out of respect and courtesy to all of you.
so unfunny and unlikeable that people just like you still watch his podcasts.
Thank you Chicago Mike. You are a good man.
The same could be said about 99% of female "comics"
Thank you
Lmao mf legit made me spit out my drink!
One dude that truly deserves all the shit he gets. I was a supporter after he stopped fighting and was trying new things. The lying, being hypocritical, and the contradicting himself, sometimes in the same sentence is just too much.
Just finished saying this exact same thing. What a shame.
I think after years of reflection, its okay to forgive ourselves
Once he started bragging about being rich and making fun of Cheeto finger fat dudes who is the majority of his fans. I knew he was done! He’s a complete idiot and has no idea 😂.
13:42
"Sychofantic, opportunistic leach..."
😂😂😂😂😂
2:26 Did he not have enough time to go home and change after his shift at Dairy Queen? What is that shirt
Brendan:" You judge a man by how he treats his kids".Also Brendan: cheats on their mom, half of his special is blatantly making fun of her culture. Also delivers lines like "Damn, lock down SUCKS, right? I'd rather be anywhere than stuck at home with those demons!"(there's nothing after that. That's the whole "joke")
Surprised more comedians don’t publicly clown this dude. It’s too easy .
Rogan is too powerful
@@FallicIdol FACTS
Redbar does
@@classicepisodesofcrimewatc9971 Redbar gave up on his dreams as a comedian eons ago. He now lives off of daddy's money
@@FallicIdol no silly. Dude had health problems.
Could you imagine if Schaub interviewed Tito Ortiz? Even in closed captioning it would be “?????”
He was born with the most fitting initials of all time.
I blame Rogan, he co-signed some of the worst comedians of all time. Thanks to him Stand-up Comedy is now for people who watch Big Bang Theory
There was a time when nobody dared question Papa Toe on ANYTHING. If Joe said it, much like Stalin’s subordinates, cheeks would clench at the instinct to push back but self preservation forces you to shut up.
Rogan is a hack as well. his comedy makes me cringe .
Indeed. Fuck Rogan on that regard. Coming up with unfunny douches and launching their careers, we end up having to deal with this shit.
Nothing like an endorsement from the never-funny Joe Rogan to let me know who sucks at comedy.
Rogan has finally realized his mistake. Notice Since Rogan moved to Texas a couple years ago Schaub has only been on ONE time? Scoob was on JRE 18 times in a single year at his peak.
Louis KC sounds like a barbecue joint.
Best ribs in Kansas City
For sure, B! That Louis KC is spicy spicy!! Best ribs I've had.
KC Masterpiece sauce
Its so good that youll want someone to sit their and watch you while you eat....
He stole from patrice but changed the fish from salmon to trout. Smh
what version of tetris are you playing? great video
Brendan is a gift to comedy. We all get to laugh at him.
even then its not funny ..its just sad ..
“Potato-faced Metrosexual Mongoloid”….
Bro that roast is single-handedly funnier than anything Brendan Shaub has ever done in his life. (Done intentionally I might add)
The way Brendan butchered Martin Scorsese was so bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 12:29
Two minutes in and I've laughed the whole time. You're so completely right about this talentless tool, I LOVE hearing you describe him. I believe "potato faced mongoloid" is my favorite at the moment. Subbed.
At least Uncle Joey was honest with him..
A "stand up comedian" saying George Carlton would be like a NBA player saying Micheal Jordache
Seems the drugs has made mince meat out of his brain.
Facts that’s wild how the hell is he a pro comedian😂
The "suscribers" line was honestly the funniest thing he ever said, and it was completely unintentional. He sounds like a child, truly.
He sounds like a child? Lol you should go look in the mirror for a good hour and tell me what you see
@@bluecheesewithwings2105 awww did your feelings get hurt LOL
@@bluecheesewithwings2105 yea man… I don’t have anything against Brendan but your comment was super cringe. Stop white-knighting another grown man
@@bluecheesewithwings2105 he probably sees your mom in the background when he looks in the mirror
This guy wanted to kill Bobby Lee for no reason
You can see the pain he went through trying to say “Patrice”
But he was able to effortlessly spit out "George Carlton" 😂
*Patreesh
@@BlibbaBlob hey leave Vos alone
He's a numbers guy not a letters guy B
Louis KC
I’m not sure it’s CTE, I just think he’s that unintelligent.
He’s definitely a dummy but is also definitely affected by CTE from football and fighting.
Plus CTE on top of a low IQ at birth 😂🤝🤛
@@americandissident9062 It sure doesn’t help his situation lol
Holy Sh!t 😆 that's hilarious that he's stealing comedy 😂 not only that but I guarantee you at least 30% of his material is given to him by Callen or somebody that didn't want those jokes, tryna help him out... I kinda feel bad for the guy by now 😆 just like Our President
Poor Brendan. He’s too far in the deep to turn around. Hope he seeks the help he needs to get sober.
Unlike Brendan, that was hilarious.
What the hell did I do to deserve this?
@@brendanshannon2725 You were too good at comedy and fighting. It's an us problem.
@@PrincipledUncertainty 😂🤣
if you think this monotone virgin is funny then you don't know comedy, dude.
How has he gotten famous for doing things he’s not good at? It’s honestly impressive
It helps when you're friends with Joe Rogan.
He was top 15 in the ufc
You can’t say he’s not good at fighting dummy,
You can’t say he isn’t a good athlete
Talk about his comedy and his silliness all you want
Don’t go overboard!
@@yeshuasage3724 trash
@@yeshuasage3724 whoa I read your comment and I said this friend talks like me. Then I seen yeshua sage and seen why….god said what up indeed
Friends with Joe Rogan it's apparently enough to become famous
Goes to show you that anyone, literally anybody can do what this 🤡 does !!!
If you get in with the right people
His kids are named after a big cat, a city, and now a misidentified character from a Netflix kids show 😭
Schaub just thought it was pronounced "Patreesch" O'Neal because he heard Rich Vos talking about him.
Yeah and don't forget George Carlton. Schaub is a pure dolt.
These types of videos are the only thing keeping Schab relevant, This weird anti-fan club is bigger than any genuine audience the guy has.
Preach
I don’t like Brandan Shaun as the next guy but god damn, these videos are more cringe than him.
@@gabrielgandar9039 lol I don’t think the person was complaining about these videos.. they were just saying these type of videos are what is keeping Brendan “relevant” he was talking down on brendan not these videos
The funny part is the more I see these videos the more I like Brendan
@@dannydiamonds8682 what’s funny about that
@@Tylar122 what’s so funny? The fact that they’re trying to smear him everywhere and it’s not working hahaha
Have you met my son?
Here he is, Hymen Destroyer.
His middle name is throat tickle.
I envy people like this, no shame. I'd be locked up in my bedroom at this point.This guy is standing up in front of hundreds of people in the view of millions more I don't know but I kinda respect that.
I remember watching my poor mother slowly die of colorectal cancer over almost a year.
It was actually funnier than Brendan's last special.
hahaha omg brutal
hahahhaa dude that one fucking killed me.
Damn 🤣🤣🤣
Omggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Damn dude
George Carlton? Jesus Christ!
Anyone that outright proclaims they are a Beast OF A DAD.....well......you already know the rest
You know you’re an ass if you have to tell people how good of a person you are and how you’re a “beast” of a dad.
Yeah, you know who calls you a beast of a dad? Your kids. Not you. Self proclaimed.... are we even surprised?
Have you seen
Post Malone meets Elon Musk
It’s hilarious!! 👽
100% only an asshole would actually say shit like this
Yeah what a loser.
@@blm1256 nobody asked
Patrish O’Neal, Louie KC, and George Carlton. Thank you Brendan Schaub for introducing me to these legends of comedy and everyday household names.
And hes a real student of the arts not the names what a f****** idiot Brandon is🙄
Sounds like some coal miners from Eastern Applachia or somethin.
Yea like what the fuck was that? These are literal LEGENDS and he doesn't even pronounce their names right? What a piece of shit. I mean . GEORGE CARLTON??? IT actually makes me mad.. George Carlin is 1000000000x the comedian Shaub could ever hope to be. Same with Louis CK
@John Doe r/whooosh
Lmao
He doesn't realize a trolley is a shopping cart.Not a transportation trolley.
15:25
"Brendan, pull up your big boy skinny jeans..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need more exposure of these hacks, kudos to ya.
💯💯
Redbar..... he has been missed
Im sure this did nothin to brendan.
@@MikeSaha89 Still in the objective scheme of life hes very succesful and an angry youtube guy isnt gonna change that.
@@MikeSaha89professional athlete, branched to a media career. financial stability and financial freedom are 100% a pillar of success. of course theres happiness etc but to take away from the mans success because you dont like him is lame
The sad truth is, if Brendan actually took the time to genuinely improve as a person, he would have nothing left that was entertaining about him and his career would dry up.
lol. Thats harsh! xD
Thats the cruelest thing you could say about him.
People leave him alone ! He the dude needs is a trug wolg.
@@mikerodrigues2906 _From the alley to the valley, you never know where we at. You about to fuck around and meet some homeless cats._
That was funny!
“Suscribers” 🤣😭
"I'd rather crush 'em with words"
Phenomenal.
Honey roasted salmon is delicious.
As is watching BS getting hammered by everyone on CZcams 😅
Yeah! His initials are BS! BS!! Fantastic!🤩
Mix maple syrup and soy sauce for the most delicious salmon glaze darling
the lesson Schaub teaches us is that comedy is a pay-to-win hobby that was once great but now is easily corrupted. He is just average dude funny with mafia-like connections
Well said. Pay to win, no one will criticize schaub because they want on that Rogan train
he is not average dude funny, he;s the type of guy everyone talks shit about how annoying and unfunny he is as soon as he leaves
@@andersondalmeus1406 we know this. That’s exactly what he was saying was that brenda isn’t funny he simply got in the comedy scene due to his connections not bc he’s actually funny
I feel like everything is now. Eh?
@@andersondalmeus1406 I know you were..
11:16
"Same sh*t, different toilet..." 💩🚽
😂😂😂
george carleton -.- i can't e: patrieche... kill me plz
Rogan feels guilty for ending his fight career and humiliating him on the show. That’s why he helps him.
In fairness he probably should feel guilty. That wasn't the way to handle it.
@@CandaEH so you're saying he should've lied to him?
Schaub didn't retire until a year later. It was because of The UFC made a deal wtih reebok that killed fighter sponsorships. It was over money.
@@lbhrn2007 Naw, he's saying he shouldn't have called him out on his podcast and instead had a conversation with him in private so that the whole world didn't have to watch Joe humiliate his friend.
@@ryanmcallen8713 I dont think they were really friends at that point. Real friends tell you the truth, even though it hurts and may piss you off. Think of drug addicts - their "friends" watch them spiral out of control and keep reassuring them they can quit and they're fine. Real friends put them in check and tell them they need help. Schaub was saying he could out wrestle Cain Velasquez... dipshits like Callen would probably tell him he could because he seems like a piece of shit. Joe hit him with cold truth for his own good.
Most comedians don’t watch other comedians specials let alone 8 in a day. He’s doing the same thing I did when I was in fifth grade. I would just listen to albums and quote them.
On his podcast, he asked what Mandarin was when people were talking about China. Given his age, that surprised me.
Chappelle's "How was my weekend?" bit is a classic.
its pretty incredible how a person with 0 talent gets to be this famous just because more famous people kept pushing him into fame
We talking about shaub still or Dax shepherd?
@@opticalcanine never heard of her
@Nate Spencer i cant judge his fighting too much, i was referring to his comedic Talent. Although when u hear some really accredited fighters Talk about Schaub it doesnt look gr8. Although it takes some Talent to make it to the UFC. His comedy however is in 0 percent Due to Talent. He does stolen jokes and mannerism in stage rogan provides
Who even knows this guy, it’s the first video and time i see his face
@W cro cop was already on the decline After entering the UFC, Schaub was promising but never lived up to the expectations. Not untalented fighting-wise, though not incredible either ( he was 6-5 in the UFC but Lost to pretty Big names ) but definitely comedy-wise wich is besides the point because we're talking about his career in comedy
The fact brendan schaub makes a living by speaking is a greater tragedy to mankind than what has befallen Ukraine.
Hahaha 🤣
@A Z not that much longer though, it's crumbling from the inside even worse than the USA.
@A Z you've lost every conflict in history. get ready to lose again.
@A Z eventually? Russia will stop Russia. At some point ol' Vladdy no-shirts will be eliminated by his own men. It's coming, you watch.
and unlike with Ukraine, Schaub might actually get away with it as long as he clings to DMT turtle man.
The trump dance ending is everything… don’t change that… not ever
12:40 now THAT is how you play Tetris. Holy crap
I hope this man never stops doing comedy. His specials are so god damn funny for all the wrong reasons.
Seriously. Like watching old Van Damme movies that are ironically hilarious.
@@clootscalhoun9481 do not disrespect JCVD like that! His movies are the perfect combination of 80's cheesiness, bad acting, and over the top fight scenes. They are timeless masterpieces. Brandon Schwabs is an unwatchable hack.
@@theymademepickaname1248 haha true that. Actually exactly how I feel. You’re right, very different.
@@clootscalhoun9481 know what, I love you both this was the most civilized common section I’ve ever seen.
@@stracera2523 haha thanks man. You know it, I’ll bond over JCVD movies all day.
Brenda’s biggest problem is that he’s so easy to hate
Guy who made this video was like fuck the monetization I’m going nuclear in this video
Where did the dicey dicey thing even come from?
I've always wanted to know how he was able to circumvent the entire "training years" for comedians and skip right to making specials, when seasoned, actually funny comedians, haven't reached that level yet.
Then turns around and tries showing Bobby Lee's brother the stand-up ropes lol
He was already famous like Jeremy piven and Steve isn’t a comic Brendan has done more mics than Steve that makes sense I’m not the biggest fan but this is lame as hell
Its all about who you know! Joe Rogan got him started at the Comedy Store… More than 1 person has said Mitzi would NEVER of let work the store right away like he did! And with his show on Showtime that got him his Showtime special! He should never of been given these opportunities. He is kinda funny when he was on Rogans podcast feeding off others he is ok funny… But not standup funny or special funny!
And if he cheats on his wife he is a piece of shit Dad! Seeing that where he said Im a beast of a Dad… Is very cringy I’ve never seen a great Dad talk about what a good dad he is! Ugh he is so hard to watch! Only thing I think he is kinda funny on is Stink and the King, and Theo carries both them most of the time…
He also adds swear words here and there thinking it helps him being funny when he’s onstage and not being funny. His stand up is so hard to watch!
I mean I totally respect Rogan for looking out for his friend worried about him fighting when he was just not good enough and worried about him in the wrong fight and get destroyed! BUT he pushed him to the front WAY to soon!
@@hubes96 I understand not liking him just people making videos doesn’t Help anyone but him same thing with Schumer both sell out arenas, what did they hypnotize people? Obviously someone likes him Plus it’s me too era why keep his name quiet? Like a Michael Jackson documentary there’s more loose ends than necessary
Navigating social constructs can be difficult. Brandon is an example of what happened when you can never correctly learn the material but you have an incredible amount of false confidence that you have.
Disagree, theres a lot of talented people that never correctly learn the material, but end up doing amazing with their own way. I think in branden case, he just DONT HAVE IT! And for false confidence, its not bad at all as long as you willing to try.
Yall are so hard on people in the comments like you ever say this to his face
@@tigermskie17 ill say it and spit on his face if i ever have chance to meet brenden goofy ass piece of garbage + spit on your face to for trying to be hero in wrong time wrong place. Go fk yourmom kyle.
@@atomicflame22 wow dude your name is not fitting your character at all, what's got ya so mad lil guy?
@@atomicflame22 hahaha delete them comments 🤣
How has no one made the song “trugg walk” yet 😂
Brendan Schaub couldnt make Arthur Fleck laugh.
He shouldn't be silenced. We need idiots like Brenda so we can keep making fun of 'em.
your life is wasted
@@rolyatnad hi Chen
@@synthWizkid my secret identity is blown...
I'd rather be brendan than a fascist lmao
The worst thing Joe Rogan has done is telling Brendan that he is funny.
Stupid people say stupid things
Rogan isn't funny either. Don't get me wrong, Rogan has a cool podcast and he is entertaining, but his stand up routine just isn't really funny.
Imagine trying to sit through his episode on No Jumper. Sweet Jesus say goodbye to your brain cells
I have never looked at bapa & thought to myself, " Man, he looks like a mean bully." Not once. If anything, as a 1st impression, he gives off clunky, clumsy, Lenny from Mice of Men vibes.
Schlaub is the male equivalent to Amy Schumer. And this is the greatest and most validating audio I have ever heard in my entire life. Well crafted, sir.