In theory "non-toxic" morty pulled that line on every single girl he met, It's "the douchebag's guide to girls" trick Supposedly, you literally just play the numbers, and if you ask enough women and are okay with humiliation then it should "eventually" work. Obviously "non-toxic" morty doesn't care about feeling and just wants to get laid.
*> STACEY)"* [ tired of waiting to be hit on - downs her drink - now thinking *** A little cocktail weanner banging is better than scissoring ***.] __"Fuck it!"
2:46 I think what I love most about this is Rick and Jessica bickering in the background. They're BOTH needy narcissistic sociopaths. But who is the neediest?
Anyone else hate how they had the perfect woman jaquiline but never went with her showing up from time to time in the show as a side character thats morties main lover becuase lets face it jessica is just damn toxic
Rick shit on him for it the whole episode, Basically they could have just left the purge planet after getting gas but morty had to be horny and save a girl his age
@0:58 *> KING JELLYBEAN):* "Well now, playing hard to get, Morty. Now that it's all over, what do you think?" *> MORTY):* "WOW! __,Well, tomorrow, when I hope we meet here again, call me Morticia!"
@TJKang-fx8mt Sorry to hear that. To me it was just a cartoon. To you it must have been something else. It's called difference of opinion. That's why every Presidential candidate has eather a love or hate relationship with their potential voters. - I was more disturbed when Rick committed cold blooded murder of pervert JELLYBEAN at the end of the episode with out a moral thought of killing someone for just an attempted physical transgression. - But, it didn't seem to bother other viewers. I geuss it's OK to kill somebody if you don't approve of their short commings. - Oh, & I also know people who like to be manhandled during sex. It's called being a " *Masochest* " - Sorry once again that you don't approve.
I can't believe you put king jellybean in there
ong😅
What the heck men he was After his Face
I audibly shouted the same thing.
And his sister😭
And his sister…. Jesus
Morty got so much game that he can consistently get with 20 year old baddies at 14
yea its uh...kinda weird and...unrealistic but i mean the world of the show isnt really realistic at all lmao
@@toophoot2757 for real. Looking neat and clean and talking skills, etc.
He’s like Bart Simpson😂
Exactly why this show is for complete degens.
@@izzjugg1709 I guess so
Including a sex doll, an incestuous dream and an attempted rape in a character’s romantic history is CRAZY. Where else but Rick and Morty, I guess.
You never had that?
No fucking way bro pulled Stacey with those lines
Please don't ever try that irl.
In theory "non-toxic" morty pulled that line on every single girl he met,
It's "the douchebag's guide to girls" trick
Supposedly, you literally just play the numbers, and if you ask enough women and are okay with humiliation then it should "eventually" work.
Obviously "non-toxic" morty doesn't care about feeling and just wants to get laid.
Sometimes its the aura, the confidence in the air that matters more than the actual content of the words. Trust me...
*> STACEY)"* [ tired of waiting to be hit on - downs her drink - now thinking *** A little cocktail weanner banging is better than scissoring ***.] __"Fuck it!"
@@wildpianokorean679I don’t think a Gen alpha should be giving advice on how to pickup a girl, but that’s just me I guess.
2:46 I think what I love most about this is Rick and Jessica bickering in the background. They're BOTH needy narcissistic sociopaths. But who is the neediest?
You think Jessica is a sociopath? That's an interesting take
That first clip caught me really off guard..
"Are you kidding, I'm hoping I can get to both of them Rick"
2:40 hits different!
From which episode is that from ?
Oh damn never knew he finally pulled Jessica, lol go Morty!
He did not
She just kissed him that’s all, after she said it’s better for us to be friends
@@j4ckson432in season 7 we see a flashback of them on a date
NOT THE JELLYBEAN SCENE..
Anyone else hate how they had the perfect woman jaquiline but never went with her showing up from time to time in the show as a side character thats morties main lover becuase lets face it jessica is just damn toxic
I didn’t know, until now.
bro really fumbled king jellybean
3:03 This story arc, HURT. Nothing else came close. And I JUST realized she had her hand on her Mace spray in her bag at the ready.
And it ends with Fuxk off, I'm a Time God!
1:50 never knew morty could pull like that
She got a lot of action for being just 14.
For real no cap
She?
What a degen boar. Am i right, fellas?
you do realize, that he has been 14 for at least 10 years now ... just saying.
Pedophile only for lil girl
Lol. Morty got game
Ikr more than me.
@@Mr.WestcottXGame is rarely natural, if I learned how to, you definitely can.
@@scottmeager5919 of course by training in real life
you evil for throwing in king jellybean💀
king jellybean and summer??
AUGHHWWW GROSS GROSS !
"Morty, you dirty doggy..."
This edit should be called: A rizzle in time.
Rizz and morty
Morty : professional rizzler
Stacey was just perfect
Hot ginger was a big L
I have a little concerning by the fact Planetina may return someday.
I really hope so she was such a good character
You put in king jellybean but left out the flu incident cmon now
I say the one for Morty has always been Jessica❤️
I liked planetina. Before she lost her mind. She seemed much more on mortys level. And it was much more passionate, brought back a lot of memories. 😥
@@scottmeager5919 That's cool but I still like Jessica better.
@@gibbs615 Why?
@@scottmeager5919 Well she was the most close to a normal girl than the others.
@@gibbs615 facts. For her age
Bro u forgot the "they are Enemies, not friends" face off scene
Go with the flow 💀
And people say Mordecai (Regular Show) is the biggest cartoon simp character.
He’d be second place
Way more pull than I have
Damn Morty has better rizz than me
Rizz n' Morty
I like how Morty was looking at his sister’s boobs for like 3 seconds and only after that he turned his head around lol
Is this just MORTY being
Gross
This show is demonic
The creators of the show don't even believe in god what did you expect
the first one isnt a love circle its his sister
why jellybean
Jessica 😍
1:50 no way
I wanna be Morty now. Kinda
bro the first clip should not be here
А ему достаточно часто перепадает
3:52
In 1:38 WAS MORTY FLIRTING WITHT A FURRY?!
*with
Is it a furry if it’s genuinely another living species?
Fuck that feels like such a furry thing to ask 😂
Rick shit on him for it the whole episode,
Basically they could have just left the purge planet after getting gas but morty had to be horny and save a girl his age
Someone didn’t watch the show lol
@@Spoopball So true. Morty liked that pussy you know
@0:58
*> KING JELLYBEAN):* "Well now, playing hard to get, Morty. Now that it's all over, what do you think?"
*> MORTY):* "WOW! __,Well, tomorrow, when I hope we meet here again, call me Morticia!"
what the fuck
Mate you’re gonna get thrown out the air locker with all that suss you’re carrying.
what the fuck
What is wrong with you, that scene left me deeply disturbed
@TJKang-fx8mt Sorry to hear that. To me it was just a cartoon. To you it must have been something else. It's called difference of opinion. That's why every Presidential candidate has eather a love or hate relationship with their potential voters.
- I was more disturbed when Rick committed cold blooded murder of pervert JELLYBEAN at the end of the episode with out a moral thought of killing someone for just an attempted physical transgression.
- But, it didn't seem to bother other viewers. I geuss it's OK to kill somebody if you don't approve of their short commings.
- Oh, & I also know people who like to be manhandled during sex. It's called being a
" *Masochest* "
- Sorry once again that you don't approve.
W rizz
For real. Getting the girl.
💀
Isn’t this cp
0:05
Awakened.
That a 14yr old people
And he deserves 14 high fives in a row.
0:10
What u doing with these time stamps
Morty living every heterosexual guy's dream. Hot ladies around him.
bruh ive seen all the episodes but i cant remember this one at 3:04
Its the vat of fake acid episode
> Season 4 Episode 8.
You don't remember it because of the reset button
Never saw Morty so happy with someone, i started to hate Jerry after that ep
Summer and Jessica are hot af
And underage
Let me ruin everything for you : Summer is just Jerry with a ponytail...