The Simpsons - But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives

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  • čas přidán 28. 12. 2019
  • A riot breaks out during a game and Marge fears for their safety. I started the video a little early because I love that valet scene haha. From Season 9 Episode 5 - The Cartridge Family
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Komentáře • 329

  • @steveurquell3031
    @steveurquell3031 Před 4 lety +1340

    I love how smug and confident Homer is waiting for the fish

    • @jeffc5974
      @jeffc5974 Před 4 lety +73

      I'm still trying to figure out what was supposed to happen.

    • @morgue1484
      @morgue1484 Před 4 lety +55

      @@jeffc5974 nothing could have possibly happened the door opens inward

    • @chambeet
      @chambeet Před 4 lety +35

      “Watch the fish, Marge.”

    • @winternow2242
      @winternow2242 Před 4 lety +9

      @@jeffc5974 I don't think anything was going to happen. That's why it's Epic Homer.

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 Před 4 lety +4

      @Tucker Johnson maybe the fishing rod would be tugged, causing the pan and alarm clock to collide and make noise, which would scare the fish?

  • @The_Great_Darino
    @The_Great_Darino Před 4 lety +402

    “I wouldn’t have thought so, either. But, here we are.”
    I have channeled that phrase many, many times in my life.

  • @BennoRob95
    @BennoRob95 Před 4 lety +460

    I miss when literally everything in the show was a joke

    • @HereticDuo
      @HereticDuo Před 4 lety +70

      Now its just the show that's a joke.

    • @filipzawistowski4390
      @filipzawistowski4390 Před 4 lety +4

      This was LONG after the golden days.

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Před 4 lety +8

      Back in seasons 1-3 lots of stuff happened that wasn't a joke.

    • @adamgriffith-smith9106
      @adamgriffith-smith9106 Před 4 lety +20

      Filip Zawistowski it’s season 9 which is the season when the series began its slow decline into zombie simpsons.

    • @filipzawistowski4390
      @filipzawistowski4390 Před 4 lety +6

      @@adamgriffith-smith9106 The show stopped being touching and realistic after season 7. In season 8 everything just became weird and over the top. And it still is!

  • @justrick1
    @justrick1 Před 4 lety +215

    I just noticed the kids tipping the dog over lol

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 Před 4 lety +17

      That's the type of brilliant subtle joke The Simpsons used to have

    • @justrick1
      @justrick1 Před 4 lety +2

      oh I know, it's brutal now

    • @AConquerorsVendetta
      @AConquerorsVendetta Před 4 lety

      Oh man thanks for pointing that out! Had to watch again
      What's the Simpson's like now?

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 Před 4 lety +1

      @@AConquerorsVendetta Not as good, but there are some good episodes here and there

    • @sagacious03
      @sagacious03 Před 4 lety

      What part of the video?

  • @tomedy_official
    @tomedy_official Před 4 lety +639

    Also $500 for bullet proofing doors and windows that seems too cheap

    • @TimpanKanava
      @TimpanKanava Před 4 lety +106

      9th season aired in 1997
      $500 in 1997 is $801,27 in 2020, so yes, I'd say it's pretty cheap
      edit: or $801.27 for you ameribros

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 Před 4 lety +24

      cartwork2013 lol no it’s not

    • @connorjohnson7059
      @connorjohnson7059 Před 4 lety +4

      Miles Greger If you google it he is right. A 300 dollar difference is pretty believable.

    • @thegreatersnake
      @thegreatersnake Před 4 lety +34

      Guy was a crook anyway, he was just trying to shill for a few bucks I expect.

    • @nickthegamingdude3561
      @nickthegamingdude3561 Před 4 lety +31

      Tomedy it was a scam, he would’ve just taken the $500 and run

  • @theshlauf
    @theshlauf Před 4 lety +158

    $500 for bullet-proof glass? That guy was totally going to rob their house after installing the security system. Homer made the right call.

    • @jabberwock6
      @jabberwock6 Před 4 lety +5

      He was basically just taking stuff that wasn't bolted down

  • @solame10101
    @solame10101 Před 4 lety +109

    I love Marge looking at her groceries in shock

    • @zahraamomand7523
      @zahraamomand7523 Před rokem +1

      Yeah I know 🤣🤣🤣 I don't think an intruder can fit in her groceries well maybe snake

    • @connorhodge23
      @connorhodge23 Před rokem +1

      Watch out for those contortionists hiding in your eggs

  • @extraemontamontes3618
    @extraemontamontes3618 Před 4 lety +43

    "let's get that, the suffocation thing"

  • @dhruvgirgenti8268
    @dhruvgirgenti8268 Před 4 lety +134

    Kent Brockman on the TV at 0:21

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 Před 4 lety +202

    “Watch the fish Marge.”

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 Před 4 lety +6

      😐

    • @CaolanSuibhne
      @CaolanSuibhne Před 4 lety +4

      Yes we all watched the same video.

    • @CaolanSuibhne
      @CaolanSuibhne Před 4 lety

      @Otto Coldbeer That was an original comment unlike OP here.

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam Před 4 lety

      @Otto Coldbeer Oh well, two unoriginal comments then! Happy now?

    • @CaolanSuibhne
      @CaolanSuibhne Před 4 lety

      @Otto Coldbeer You got something against homosexuals?
      That's not very original.

  • @ivantheterrible2594
    @ivantheterrible2594 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I love how Snake just takes Flanders' TV with him protesting behind, "Excuse me sir I think you got my TV, SIR?"

  • @jonfox4239
    @jonfox4239 Před 4 lety +12

    The look Marge give the shopping killed me.

  • @JakeLikesJoking
    @JakeLikesJoking Před 4 lety +13

    That comeback is too good for Homer to come up with. 😂

  • @dannygjk
    @dannygjk Před 4 lety +84

    "...a traditional soccer riot..." LOL

    • @DesertStateNevada
      @DesertStateNevada Před 4 lety +4

      Its cause here in Europe whatever the result is of a soccer game theres mindless soccer fans that will torch their own city, either out of celebration or out of rage. One of the reasons why I hate soccer.

    • @DesertStateNevada
      @DesertStateNevada Před 4 lety

      @nerf triple Youre welcome to search for "soccer riot" on youtube.

    • @Ghost0fDeath1
      @Ghost0fDeath1 Před 4 lety

      @nerf triple search for Juventus arsenal disaster

    • @kivoowl
      @kivoowl Před 4 lety +2

      DesertStateInEu I've lived in Europe my whole life and never seen that happen

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk Před 4 lety

      @@DesertStateNevada ikr.

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog Před 4 lety +35

    0:39 I've always wanted to know how the burglar alarm worked. DAMN YOU, MAIL SLOT!!!

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn Před 4 lety +1

      The magnifying glass burns through the string holding the alarm clock. Im not sure what the fish does either

    • @StefanVeenstra
      @StefanVeenstra Před 4 lety +1

      Like schrodingers cat. If you open the door, the fish might be alive *or* dead. The burglar doesn't know so he can only assume it's both alive *and* dead. Or he just yanks the fish through the mailslot.
      Regardless, the contraption would shatter the bowl, let them know someone broke in.

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 Před 4 lety

      Just like it did. When the fish is gone you know that there's a fish burglar present.

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog Před 4 lety

      PyroNinja713 But what if the burglar replaces my fish with a less valuable fish?

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog Před 4 lety

      Stefan Veenstra But wait a second: I see neither a radioactive isotope nor any poison. Also no box! Nor a cat! That will never work.

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 Před 4 lety +27

    man, even with inflation, 500$ to add bullet proof glass to all the windows of a two story house, thats pretty damn cheep if the offer is legit (which knowing the simpsons....isn't)

  • @neft16
    @neft16 Před 4 lety +226

    What exacrtly was the burglar alarm going to do? Drop a clock on a fish?

    • @dhruvgirgenti8268
      @dhruvgirgenti8268 Před 4 lety +23

      neft16 fr. It makes no sense lmao

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog Před 4 lety +55

      neft16 We'll never know :(

    • @ricksanchezsflask8794
      @ricksanchezsflask8794 Před 4 lety +22

      There has to be some sort of reference or meaning behind that joke. Then again...

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog Před 4 lety +25

      Jerry Smith I think it's just totally random. Which make me want know how it works even more.

    • @johnnyboy3949
      @johnnyboy3949 Před 4 lety +12

      Watch the fish Marge 😂

  • @icaliver
    @icaliver Před 4 lety +17

    See, I told you Marge, burglars in the groceries. I bet that English man who stole Homer’s sugar is in there. 😒😁

  • @RavnerRavner
    @RavnerRavner Před 4 lety +18

    there was a time folks.... The Simpsons once ruled

  • @tommylennon4795
    @tommylennon4795 Před 4 lety +10

    Right at the start the guy gets out of his car and the guy gets in to park it for him with a ticket while it's on fire 😅 these hidden jokes are why I love the Simpsons

  • @june2420111
    @june2420111 Před 4 lety +10

    "let's get that. The suffocation thing" hahahaha

  • @ivanbonet4
    @ivanbonet4 Před 4 lety +4

    When Snake flees with Flanders' TV, Brockman can be seen on the screen for a few seconds

  • @danielhausser8038
    @danielhausser8038 Před 4 lety +3

    Lol at 14 seconds, those boys in the background tip over a dog. 😂

  • @vincentklemann2214
    @vincentklemann2214 Před 4 lety +4

    "every family for itself!"
    benjamites: *laughs maniacally*

  • @tardwrangler
    @tardwrangler Před 4 lety +153

    Maggie 400$
    Marge 99$
    Lisa 1$
    Bart 0$

  • @bloemkoolendestreetgang450
    @bloemkoolendestreetgang450 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Homer actually had a witty response for a change

  • @djeverest4078
    @djeverest4078 Před 4 lety +3

    Ex con security? Guess we know where ant man got the idea from

    • @dhruvgirgenti8268
      @dhruvgirgenti8268 Před 4 lety

      DJ Everest holy shit you’re right. I’m disappointed in Scott

  • @distrologic2925
    @distrologic2925 Před 4 lety +3

    That burglar alarm was definitely gonna work. Too bad they took the fish out.

  • @jadestone5
    @jadestone5 Před 4 lety +6

    0:21 Oh, Ned.... *facepalms*

    • @jabberwock6
      @jabberwock6 Před 4 lety

      This time it wasn't homer stealing from ned again

  • @journeyfortwo5211
    @journeyfortwo5211 Před 4 lety +1

    There were about 20 jokes crammed into that little clip

  • @krol09.
    @krol09. Před 8 měsíci

    The torch is meant to shine through the magnifying glass which burns the string of the alarm clock. The clock falls into the bowl making a splash. The fish is alarmed by this splash and may even be yeeted out of the bowl and onto the floor where it flops around in distress.

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey Před 4 lety +1

    1:35 BASED HOMER

  • @adultmoshifan87
    @adultmoshifan87 Před 4 lety +3

    Let’s get that, the suffocation thing!

  • @joker321boom
    @joker321boom Před 4 lety +3

    “Watch the fish”

  • @Thelodis
    @Thelodis Před rokem

    "But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives?"
    "Yes I can, and don't call me Shirley"

  • @spikemufc
    @spikemufc Před měsícem

    Every house needs one of those Homer's burglar alarms

  • @g-guy0286
    @g-guy0286 Před 3 lety +1

    The seattle autonomous zone...

  • @Wesker0o0o0
    @Wesker0o0o0 Před 4 lety +2

    1:19 Let’s get that the suffocation thing

  • @alexbowman7582
    @alexbowman7582 Před 4 lety +1

    Reminds me of growing up in Maryhill Glasgow.

  • @milesagnew9838
    @milesagnew9838 Před 4 lety +57

    Fun fact:
    *you didn't search for this...*

    • @judemorgan9362
      @judemorgan9362 Před 4 lety +4

      Miles Agnew, Fun fact:
      I must have Alzheimers cuz
      I don’t remember askin

    • @milesagnew9838
      @milesagnew9838 Před 4 lety

      @@judemorgan9362 Good one!!!!

  • @GameDevAraz
    @GameDevAraz Před 4 lety +69

    I Wouldn’t Of Thought So Either... But Here We Are.. lol

  • @crohunter100
    @crohunter100 Před 4 lety +4

    the whole city is on fire and then it's like nothing ever happened

    • @dengueberries
      @dengueberries Před 4 lety +1

      it's also a cartoon, and homer is not a real person

    • @Steveman27
      @Steveman27 Před rokem +1

      @@dengueberries They could at least try to make sense out of it, give some explantion. Otherwise, why not just have everyone in town fly like Superman?

  • @ChrisRedfieldChannel
    @ChrisRedfieldChannel Před 4 lety +1

    Simpson predicted the purge!

  • @toiletpapermerchant9310
    @toiletpapermerchant9310 Před 4 lety +10

    Who's this guy uploading simpsons clips in good quality at the end of the year?

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 Před 4 lety

      your smelly mom

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows Před 4 lety

      "Good quality?" Um, no. Good quality requires the correct aspect ratio.

  • @Doomshroom8
    @Doomshroom8 Před 4 lety

    This was uploaded on my birthday.

  • @GhostDrops1
    @GhostDrops1 Před 4 lety +11

    Writers did a fantastic job on this one

  • @nour2146
    @nour2146 Před 4 lety

    All of the chaos from a soccer match

  • @anthonyblack3579
    @anthonyblack3579 Před 4 lety

    I still use that last line today.

  • @tomio8072
    @tomio8072 Před 4 lety +2

    Ancap be like

  • @Rob-kl1uz
    @Rob-kl1uz Před 4 lety +1

    From the big house...
    To your house

  • @shal-1196
    @shal-1196 Před 4 lety +2

    0:28 every kid's dream

  • @CodingAbroad
    @CodingAbroad Před 4 lety +2

    Here in the uk the bit where the fish was taken was edited out, not sure why??

  • @CobraClutch34
    @CobraClutch34 Před 4 lety +20

    Isn't "X-CON" the name of Ant-Man's security company? Once again, the Simpsons did it first.

    • @jabberwock6
      @jabberwock6 Před 4 lety

      It really doesn't matter seeing that Disney is with marvel studios

  • @AlPal1994
    @AlPal1994 Před 4 lety +2

    Hidden in your groceries

  • @gilliancockroft1719
    @gilliancockroft1719 Před 4 lety +1

    Everyone has a price !

  • @viksaggu9085
    @viksaggu9085 Před 4 lety +4

    Grabbing the fish is an underrated joke

  • @zissler1
    @zissler1 Před 4 lety +6

    0:41 I really wanted to see what would happen with the trap 😔.

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 Před 4 lety

      Maybe the trap is that they'll just steal the fish and move on?

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 Před 4 lety

      @@wchan39 😯

  • @roboppi6368
    @roboppi6368 Před 4 lety +1

    What happened to this majestic humor?

  • @Troy_z
    @Troy_z Před 4 lety

    This 1:43 clip is funnier than the entire 30th season
    Damn the erlier seasons were a masterpiece

  • @jordansweet8054
    @jordansweet8054 Před 5 měsíci

    Ex-CON Security, Scott Lang and the gangs' security consulting company from Ant-Man and the Wasp.
    Simpsons Did It!!!!

  • @billytaj7708
    @billytaj7708 Před 4 lety

    Welledy welledy welledy

  • @sashimiroll5055
    @sashimiroll5055 Před 4 lety +2

    (0:06) Hey look! It’s America’s economic system!

  • @moealn
    @moealn Před 4 lety

    Don’t call me Shirley.

  • @AtreVire
    @AtreVire Před 4 lety

    Homer tries AnCap

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues Před 4 lety +3

    i wouldn't of thought so either but here we are

  • @somertonlord
    @somertonlord Před 4 lety +3

    The ironic thing is that the gun he buys most likely costs more than $500. Not to mention the cost of the rounds to go with it. #JustSaiyan 😂

  • @Spawnfreak
    @Spawnfreak Před 10 měsíci

    "But surely a movie that addresses child sex trafficking wouldn't be a left or right issue?"
    "I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are."

  • @rocou945
    @rocou945 Před 9 měsíci

    i really wish we could see what happened to the fish 😕

  • @mannygomez4272
    @mannygomez4272 Před 4 lety

    Is this Springfield or Baltimore?

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace Před 4 lety

    I like to think that it was Lionel Hutz that took the fish.

  • @tomr6955
    @tomr6955 Před 4 lety

    0:11 they pushed over the poor dog

  • @SuperSubject20
    @SuperSubject20 Před 4 lety

    Can someone please explain the fish joke. What was suppose to happen?

  • @kbo5591
    @kbo5591 Před 4 lety

    He steals a fucking coaster and remote

  • @wellesradio
    @wellesradio Před 4 lety

    At 0:21 you see Kent Brockman in the foreground with Snake in the background holding a TV showing Kent Brockman in the foreground with Snake in the background holding another TV showing Kent Brockman in the foreground with Snake in the background holding a TV showing Kent Brockman...

  • @Mario_1611
    @Mario_1611 Před 4 lety +3

    I'm sorry, but if the price to keep them alive is more than the price for the funeral I'm going for the bargain.

  • @deliocache2528
    @deliocache2528 Před 3 lety

    *they stole the fish...*

  • @Thunderwalker87
    @Thunderwalker87 Před 4 lety

    Poor fish. :(

  • @issacnunez2598
    @issacnunez2598 Před 4 lety

    This is where the writers of The Purge stole, I mean, got inspiration from

  • @bandz6025
    @bandz6025 Před 2 lety

    0:16 why not send the national guard

  • @vladimirplantin6307
    @vladimirplantin6307 Před 4 lety +2

    Lisa: "Somebody's got to stop them!"
    Bart: "Let's wait until they burn the school down!"
    😆😂😆😂

  • @cameronwhyte7223
    @cameronwhyte7223 Před 4 lety

    I agree with Bart.

  • @anthonygreen1579
    @anthonygreen1579 Před rokem

    let's see if you guys can figure out not to shoot down the ball this year

  • @Beatrizbulsara
    @Beatrizbulsara Před 4 lety +1

    0:12 omg who pushes a dog like that those kids are awful people

  • @christopher8659
    @christopher8659 Před 4 lety +1

    So I'm confused. Is season 9 actually good? I always hear 3 to 8, but this proves otherwise?

  • @cameronhodgetts920
    @cameronhodgetts920 Před 4 lety +3

    How did they predict Ant Man and The Wasp?

    • @jabberwock6
      @jabberwock6 Před 4 lety

      It's part of the Disney family now

  • @arthurlinkhorn804
    @arthurlinkhorn804 Před 4 lety +3

    This home isn’t secure at all *takes stuff *

  • @VS-et4pn
    @VS-et4pn Před 4 lety

    Season 9, episode 6

  • @homosexualpanic
    @homosexualpanic Před 4 lety

    Five hundred dollaredoos!

  • @frostiestcaptain5620
    @frostiestcaptain5620 Před 4 lety

    Was Homer actually clever for once? Wow.

  • @carl7810
    @carl7810 Před 4 lety

    0:55 who steals a remote control?

  • @rnt__
    @rnt__ Před 4 lety +2

    Chile riots, October 2019.

    • @EduardoEscarez
      @EduardoEscarez Před 4 lety +1

      I was thinking the same thing xD

    • @Maxodex
      @Maxodex Před 4 lety

      @tanukihat >tacos
      can't get more clueless than confusing chile with mexico

    • @rnt__
      @rnt__ Před 4 lety

      @tanukihat we're about to entablish a proletarian dictatorship pal, we're all about a Marxist revolution with true praxis :)

    • @rnt__
      @rnt__ Před 4 lety

      @tanukihat sure thing, we're getting some russian guns from the new russian weapon factories from Venezuela:-)

  • @winternow2242
    @winternow2242 Před 4 lety +1

    Flanders has a Tv?

    • @jdb2002
      @jdb2002 Před 4 lety

      There are still channels that show only wholesome family programming, as well as all-Christian channels.

  • @steelersguy74
    @steelersguy74 Před 4 lety +1

    Why do they have an ashtray?

  • @Tubuxis
    @Tubuxis Před 4 lety

    Danganronpa be like

  • @Bend818
    @Bend818 Před 4 lety

    But isn’t a gun more expensive than $500? 😂

    • @GhostRider659
      @GhostRider659 Před 4 lety

      Ben Daniels depends on the gun, pre owned revolvers can be pretty cheap iirc

  • @doddthedodo7435
    @doddthedodo7435 Před rokem

    $500 is stupidly cheap, frankly

  • @shanerulez79
    @shanerulez79 Před 4 lety +1

    Why is there an ashtray for him to steal? No one smokes

    • @SaulidSnake
      @SaulidSnake Před 4 lety +3

      shanerulez79 for Patty and Selma

    • @Steveman27
      @Steveman27 Před rokem +1

      @@SaulidSnake Don't Patty and Selma have their own ashtrays?

    • @SaulidSnake
      @SaulidSnake Před rokem

      @@Steveman27 oh maybe

    • @Steveman27
      @Steveman27 Před rokem +1

      @@SaulidSnake It just seems weird that Homer would be so accompanying for them for when they're come over.

    • @SaulidSnake
      @SaulidSnake Před rokem

      @@Steveman27 I'm guessing maybe Marge made him get one :P

  • @PeppyZeb
    @PeppyZeb Před 4 lety +3

    This was classic Simpson's. Well written and packed with humour. How utterly down hill the show went. I have watched a few new episodes in recent years and always end up turning it off

  • @frankpeters604
    @frankpeters604 Před 4 lety

    0:53

  • @plunger8343
    @plunger8343 Před 4 lety +4

    The video didn't start with 2 plus 2 is four I'm disappointed