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here is a video of me rolling around under the kitchen sink and yelling.
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I will! Im nice
ok junior
Hi Gus
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No prob father figure
"put your hands right there"
"get your hands out of the way"
"NO PUT-"
ah, family time
Some people will have to say "NO" seven times before they can say "YES". I make small skits like gus! If you have time today can you check them out? I'm just trying to chase my dreams😇🥰🥲
No no no no no no no and no thats 8 ur wrong
@@Biscuitcuzican some people have to say No 8 times before they can say Yes
Now I just need him to throw a kiddy pool at me and then I'll be right at home, ahh gatta love the nuceular family!
I tried to read that to the tune of the hokey pokey
"maybe about 5 collective minutes of your time but I'm gonna have to insist you stand here for the next 4 hours"
That's so accurate
5 minutes of helping and 3h55m of lesson on self reliance
gonk approval
-while also yelling at you the entire time
Yeah I can still remember as a kid when me and my brother had to essentially just stand around for an hour or two, when our dad was cleaning up the boiler room or the shed or something, and maybe had us carry something somewhere once every 15 minutes. :D He pretty much did everything himself but we always had to be available in case he needed help :D
Why do dads do this LMAO
“Hand me a three-fifths compromise” That killed me
Can you explain that cause I don’t get it
@@imajsstove2907 In a nutshell, it was an agreement from 1787 that made it so that every enslaved person in the United States would count as three-fifths of a person for taxation and representation in the House of Representatives purposes because the south and north couldn't agree on whether a slave should be counted as a person or not.
@@primordialbias8711 Yeah and the northern states (usually more anti slavery than the south) actually wanted slaves to not count for matters of representation because it would mean that the South would have more power to do things like, you know, own slaves. So kinda funny that not counting people as people was the argument of the side more against slavery (Although the North was perfectly fine with taking the profit from the slave trade so eh this fact isn’t actually that profound anyways lol)
@@sirwabaloo7930 It was also because since they weren't allowed to vote so the north thought it would be unfair for them to count as citizens when they couldn't have any form of meaningful impact on political elections or other things of the sort.
@@a.b.e.1675 yeah, I forgot to say that detail
Everyone's childhood had to have the part when your dad yells at you for holding the flashlight incorrectly when he is fixing something
My uncle is like that
Yes!
Stop going through peoples memories 2521.😂😂
YES
I wish I did
You forgot the part where he refuses to let you do anything, but then later berates you for not helping.
OMG THAT'S SO ACCURATE!!!
Oh you can do stuff, just not "Right" haha
Shit! You are right! Hahahah
Well if you knew how to do some shit right...
So true!
This is incredibly fake. He didn't even hit his head once.
omg it is lol
He cut that part out.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 idk man maybe
You're hilarious
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 you're hilarious too
Dude, I thought that "put your hand away / keep your hand there" thing was the signature move of my dad in particular. Turns out he learned it at dad academy
Mine too.
That whole sequence is exactly how I am when fixing around the house. It is like I am watching a video of myself
i have two sons im allready training these signature moves
The... Dadcademy. *smug face*
This is exactly how it happens.
Make a new Bigfoot story fool, we're waiting.
Oh Hi Bob! Nice to see you on the rest of my youtube
Bro ikr it happens everytime😂😂😂😂
What’s up Checkmark?
The “I’m gonna need you for 5 minutes but you’re gonna stand here for 4 hours” thing is so accurate it’s scary
STRAIGHT FACTS
That’s why gus is the best
Brings back memories: "Git in duh car kids, we're leavin'." Flash forward two hours, and we are still sitting in the car watching our parents talk to people who are even dumber than they are, while our friends play without us in the background. Your time will never be worth less than when you're a kid, unless you get life in prison lol
Yessss
“CAUSE WHEN I NEED YA I CANT FIND YA”
“Damn dog not even good for huntin” *proceeds to treat small dog better than first born child*
Well if you would have been good for huntin', maybe he would've loved ya!
@Thought for Food you must have two moms
wow my dad yells at my dog and calls him mutt and kicks him in the stomach a lot
so i guess still better than first born but not good at all
@@oreowaflles your dad sounds terrible ngl
@@oreowaflles I was referring to the phenomenon of when a grumpy dad doesn’t want a dog and then suddenly bonds with it and they become closer than ever expected. Now you’ve made me explain the joke and it’s ruined so I guess there’s one more thing we can’t have in 2020
The part about yelling at your mom for no reason when she’s just being nice hits closest to home.
"Hand me a three fifths compromise" was one of the most unexpected and perfectly timed jokes I've ever seen, that shit is gold
Knowing that Sabrina is behind the camera makes the “Ugh, you sound like a girl.” so much funnier.
Yeah lol!
Thank you for kindly explaining the incomprehensible joke. I would be lost without you, honey.
@@SeazBreeze you’re welcome!
that's the joke
@@SeazBreeze I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰.
You forgot the part where you suggest something and your dad says "no that won't work", then does what you suggested and it works
Lmfao.
"Hey, what if we did X?"
"Well ACTUALLY, what we SHOULD be doing is X."
Story of my life
That's me and my mom, except she never gives me credits afterwards and rolls her eyes around.
My dad isn’t perfect (and neither am I) but this is one of the things he was good about. He always took my suggestions & ideas and tried them, and if they worked he’d say “good idea Brett!”. Nowadays when we work together on projects he always asks my perspective on certain bits as we go. I wonder if he knows how important that type of validation was to me while growing up. My mom suggesting an idea on the other hand..
What I love about this is Gus totally captures that, “dad who is kind of a jerk but still has a good heart and loves his family despite the tough guy act” sort of person.
You mean like a dad? Like every dad ever?
@@formblazingsword I wish mine was like that.
@@formblazingsword ah yes i remember my dads heart of gold as he beat his children
That seems just to be a bad father tho
hmm "good heart"? really???
Gus forgot the part where the dad gets irrationally angry if you walk away for more than 5 minutes and holds it against you for the next year if you do walk away.
"Goddamn bullshit I NEEDED FUCKING HELP HERE!!! OBVIOUSLY!!!"
What’s with the complete accuracy even berating my mother when she’s trying to be nothing but helpful
“Want some water?”
Slightly raises head. Bonks head. “Motherfuc-“
Yeah it’s completely weird
For me it was my dad telling me I'd be fixing it even though it was way above my skill level lol
I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰
@@merpuffedy no
“Point the flashlight there. No, there. Put it there I said! THERE!!!!” (That’s all I remember about fixing a sink.)
You had it easy. My family was so poor I had to try and point a candle!
Oh my god, I was waiting to see if gus included that, why do dads get so mad about flashlights
I make skits. They're not much, but I try my best. Have a nice day! 😁
I was going to comment on how he missed this flashlight part... I thought it only happened in latino families
"Hold the light still"
Nervous shakes: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole career"
"Put your hand there, GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE WAY" accurate.
"Hey you ever heard this one before?" proceeds to play a very off beat land down under
That hit me right in the childhood
The whole “completely unaware why my wife might hate me” moment was absolutely golden
Tbh I'm feeling silver
that is the exact story of my grandpa and grandpa
holup
Thanks for ruining it for me
That's why I'm thankful I don't have a dad :D
You forget when dad accidentally hits part of the sink, and stuff falls in his eye. and he ends up blaming you for it.
With a couple curse words too
he goes youch ah fuck!
I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰.
@@merpuffedy don’t promote yourself on other channels bruh
that's pretty specific huh
Years ago, I saw a comedian who said "I learned two things from helping my dad around the house when I was a kid: how to hold a flashlight & how to get yelled at."
My dad wonders why I don't talk to him anymore.
Same here...
What comedian was it?
@@nope_118 I genuinely don't remember - it was A LONG time ago.
I would have credited them if I did remember.
Saying I heard it from a stand-up is the 3/5 compromise of stealing the joke.
@@EmeraldLavignewell whoever they were, that at least stuck with you
I do the same with 'I saw it online or I read a post on the Internet that said' hahaha
Did that comedian also happen to make a joke where his dad would fix one thing but break another?
_"I fixed your brakes but now your wipers don't work."_
If so, I remember that guy too.
If I remember correctly, it was Bill Burr.
I love the “hand me a 3/5ths Compromise” line at 0:55. I genuinely laughed at that.
Fr
Shoutout to all the people who can't hold a flashlight without their heart rate spiking bc of dad-related incidents
“Hold this flashlight.”
“Ok”
“Right here”
“Ok”
“YOURE SHAKEN”
“Sorry”
“NO HOLD IT RIGHT. NO NO NO”
“Where?”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE, RIGHT HERE”
Mood lmao
My dad: *_"I SAID RIGHT THERE! NO, WRONG ANGLE!! ...Ok, good. Keep it there."_*
Me: *_keeping the flashlight perfectly still with more focus than a heart surgeon and sniper combined_*
My dad: *_"I SAID KEEP IT POINTED HERE!!"_*
Me: *_dying inside_*
True lol
HAHAHAH OMG EVERYTIME
You forgot to traumatize your child for holding a flashlight in the spot the Dad asked!
Dont worry ill comment
omg this comment hits home
Yessssssssss
STOP MOVING THE DAMN FLASHLIGHT, HAVE YOU EVER HELD ONE BEFORE
@@cosmiccaleb9633 *in tears* here fine??
Dad: *JUST GIVE ME IT*
*“Hey hand me a Three-Fifths Compromise”* had me on the fucking floor...
This man explain my whole childhood in 3 minutes
Lmao
What dedication to fixing a sink!
You forgot:
"hold the torch"
"Point it over there"
"No, over there"
"Can't you hold it straight?"
"Now get your bloody hand out the way"
"What are you doing? Bring the light back"
and like he said at the beginning, hold the torch for 3 hours straight while he's berating you for not holding it straight for a long time and you can't even say that your arm is tired because he says that you are a pussy
yeah something like that
"Now,hold that thing to the left in place."
"NO, TO THE LEFT!"
"NO, THE OTHER LEFT!"
Proceeds to hold it with his own mouth... I can't wait to be a dad, just so that I can do this to my children.
Why would there be a torch in a sink?
Dad: Good job son you've earned a beer
Me: I'm 9
Dad: Grunts
I baked a dog in my recent video. Only Asians get to see.
Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear sky
@@AxxLAfriku Jesus Christ it’s you again.
@@AxxLAfriku everyone can see through what you’re doing.
@@AxxLAfriku dude you've been doing this for years and you've only gained like 2k subs. It's not working.
2:16 "see I say stuff like that in moments like these and walk around the rest of the time completely unaware as to why my wife might hate me" oof that hits so close to home 😂
"Hand me a 3/5 compromise"
*Proceeds to hand him a legislative document*
One detail's missing: The kid has to hold the flashlight still throughout the whole thing.
Not to mention wanting the light to somehow shine in places that can't be reached in a universe that obeys the laws of physics lol l
Hahahahahah my God..so true
Then after he’s done he calls someone to do it a day later
Some people will have to say "NO" seven times before they can say "YES". I make small skits like gus! If you have time today can you check them out? I'm just trying to chase my dreams😇🥰..
@@merpuffedy some people will get annoyed with ur constant begging
@@merpuffedy bit of advice, if you want attention just make one comment. dont reply to a bunch comments with the exact same thing. its really annoying and will turn people off of your channel.
@@merpuffedy I checked them out and subscribed 😃
@@shadowspider4140 you are either him, one of his friends or a massive jackass.
“Hey Arlene we don’t want any DAMN LEMONADE RIGHT NOW”
1:41 when you move the flashlight
"Hey, hand me a Three-Fifths Compromise."
America Circa 1787: "I mean, sure, I guess? It's not going to be very popular."
Someone gets that joke
Funniest part.
I actually audibly laughed at that part.
I just got done learning about the 3 fiths compromise in history
I don’t understand but I’d like to.
“You sound like a girl”- Gus to his GF
I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰..
Good Lord, his relationship with Sven already went that far?
@@maxwellsterling 😟😟
@@merpuffedythey're*
@@merpuffedy alright man just subbed love ur channel keep chasing after your dreams😁
This should have been 5 minutes of someone holding a flashlight in a very uncomfortable way
and then it moves .0000000000000000000000001 millimeter and the dad yells.
I died when he said “ oh my god there’s about 58 fruit gushers down here”. This man is truly a genius
“Hey hand me a Three-Fifths Compromise” My day has been made.
Imagine self promoting your DOPE and FUNNY skits on other peoples content... wow. Anyway you guys should check them out..😇!
@@merpuffedy stfu
Lmao
@@merpuffedy
Funny...
I love how 99% of people who watch this won't get the joke
"HAND ME A THREE FIFTHS COMPROMISE."
I'm dead
RIP
I'm trying to be quiet so I don't wake up my family while I watch Gus videos in the wee hours of the morning. I failed.
I'm not a native speaker, please explain
@@josiahlegacy me neither i’m so confused
@@josiahlegacy Okay, so, it's a bit of a history reference, to a pretty dark spot in history. When considering counting populations for taxation purposes, the Founding Fathers decided each slave would count as 3/5 of a person. It was dubbed the "Three Fifths Compromise"
So accurate. When my dad says he needs my help I can guarantee that it’ll be him under the sink for fourth minutes telling me to stand there and hold a wrench or something
Don't move your hand. MOVE YOUR HAND! that's the most relatable line here for me.
Yeah he wants my hand there but can't accept my arm is attached to it
“In my toolbox, there’s a Phillips head with a red handle. Grab that for me.”
_But there was no Phillips head with a red handle in that toolbox._
He goes and looks in the toolbox under his desk and pulls out a blue handled one.
Or it is there, but the handle hasn't been red since 1986.
@@Hendlton Seems unlikely since 86 wasn't as long ago as we were thinking.
@@myroc1 3 decades ago, 3 years before I was born, that is like some stone age shit man.
@@e3IZrZ no the stone age wasn't as long ago as you think
I sent this to my dad (who does home Reno’s for a living) and he responded with “I do not fix sinks like that” which means you pretty much nailed it on the head so well done Gus you’ve successfully recreated my childhood 👏
HAHA
I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰...
I'm too scared to send this to my dad, so yeah, pretty accurate.
@@merpuffedy just post them to reddit like gus did/does, you'll get s lot more traffic that way
@@merpuffedy no
Why is this so unnervingly accurate.
"maybe about 5 collective minutes of your time but I'm gonna have to insist you stand here for the next 4 hours" THATS SO FUCKING TRUEEE
as someone who doesn’t have a dad, I’m glad I finally I got this experience
Good for you!
woah
Same
Good for u
Hah-oh....
The difference between a dad's good t-shirt and a dad's bad t-shirt is one of the greatest wonders of the world
It's something I can relate to. As a dad, I have shirts that I hardly ever wear or may never wear again, but nonetheless, I save them because they're good shirts
There's a difference between a world wonder and what the world wonders, I think you may have mixed them up.
This is too real. I keep asking him but he never gives a real reason. So mysterious.
My dad still has a shirt that I’ve canonically remembered him wearing since I was a kid except now it just has more holes.
@@beelzemobabbity Did you just say *CANNON-ically?*
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I was helping my dad fix the starter in his car, and that "get your hand out of the way, KEEP IT THERE!" bit is too accurate
1:06 the best part
my dad is extremely swedish and this is still 100% accurate, dad energy is universal
My dad is brazilian and this is 100% accurate
My dad is 100% dad and this is accurate
My dad is 100% extraterrestrial and this is still accurate
Well "Sven" and "Gus" are super Nordic-sounding names so it makes sense
My dad is invisible.
There is a significant lack of swearing. Otherwise it's scary accurate.
Yeah my dad got demonetised back in '98. Glad new dads are learning from his mistakes.
"Shit! I don't have a God damn 8mm socket! Where'd it go? Fucking christ!"
God's Country is a Christian Minecraft server, so no swearing.
Gus was at home for this video. If you remember Gus' mom, swearing is a big no-no in her house. Which is fair enough. She is a funny woman, but it is her house after all.
@@Nick-lx4fo way too accurate
Dad: "Oh no this is one of my good shirts"
Shirt: *has over 20 holes in it, stains, and smells like a taco bell bathroom*
"three-fifths compromise" god this guy is a comedical genius
“Hey hand me a uhh...3/5 compromise”
lmao Gus is doin the most
He had to count the slaves in his basement somehow...
I knew something was coming and still laughed
I feel like too much people didn’t get that joke lol
"Just what i thought. These pipes were made in a communist country."
Lmao this is an actual quote from my dad.
XD
It is a fact that many pipes are made in communist countries.
Source: me, a pipe guy
Boomer dads smh
@@jameswheaton379 oo someone likes communism 🥴
@@aetiusv no, I just hate McCarthyism as much as I hate communism
p.s. "Jam" is a good start for a name
0:32 is the most relatable thing in this video, also when he asks you to get things you didn't even know existed.
This is uncomfortably accurate
this is accurate, but you missed the part of him screaming at you for holding the light at a 0.9897876575667 cm lower or higher than he wants
so almost a centimeter
NINJANEER GAMING
No, you’d stop paying attention and the light would move. Lol at least that was me
Engineer gaming.
Engineer gaming uses centimeters, inches are so stupid, like nothing else
The “put your hand here.” “No move your hand away” over and over and over again is soooo relatable 😂😂
Or the hold the flashlight. No over here
*moves flashlight half an inch*
No hold it there
"Damn dogs not even good for hunting" the most accurate southern man quote ive ever heard
how to get out of a situation; just do everything wrong so he says he'll just do it himself
Genius
When you hold the flashlight without your dad screaming at you: *home depot theme plays*
So goddamn true
tru
I don’t have a dad but my mom does that all the time
@UCzyKhTslwD_5heO-ZrPGY8g wtf
Yes
“Excessive Dad grunts”
midwestern cultural representation
Hey guys so your going to see me alot. But I do small skits like Gus, he's been my inspiration. If you have time today can you check them out? 🥰😇!
Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A: A private tutor.
Bruh I’m only 20 and I’m already got excessive dad grunts.
@@merpuffedy no
This was the first Gus Johnson video I ever saw. I was immediately hooked
He failed to mention the part where you stand there with the flashlight as he screams at you to hold it steady. 😂
My dad ended up seeing this, and I said to my mum afterwards “On a scale of 1-10, how true is that with dad?” And she said “25”, so this is a successful video in my books
girl I think your mom wants a divorce
So your dad is a monster and your mom has a very poor concept of how numbers work
@@ota3933 Oh, so you didn't get my joke?
@One Terrible Animator ironic
@@ota3933 whooosh
"Why do we have to pay all this money for a plumber? He just twists a wrench for 30 seconds"
@@audreyistyping no
Some people will have to say "NO" seven times before they can say "YES". I make small skits like gus! If you have time today can you check them out? I'm just trying to chase my dreams😇🥰!
Notice me papa
Hey Justin...
Dude how are you here already?!?
god..the dad groans are killing me. in all my years helping my papi fix things around the house and in the garage, all i ever learned to do was hold a flashlight x.x
0:55 the "Hey, hand me a 3/5 compromise" killed me
*loud old man groans*
I'm only 25, and I catch myself doing these pretty often...
"Hold on I've got to change positions"
The opposite of quiet young girl moans
Oh god
I seem to do this a lot and im 11. lmao
Man I’m still a damn teenager and I already find myself turning into my damn father
You forgot the part where you have to shine a light but whatever you do, you're shining at the wrong thing
I wanna say he made this joke in a different video
How are these so insanely relatable. I get being relatable but he takes it into another level!
My dad doesn’t need me, he’s to busy getting milk, and so the plumber does that and spends time with my mom in her bedroom
“I say stuff like that in moments like these and then walk around the rest of the time completely unaware as to why my wife might hate me”
Was it me or did that feel a little too personal
i relate yes
I noticed other people who act like that around their loved ones, and it reminds me not to
way too much
that hit a little too close to home
Too personal my dad is just like it at times
“Hand me a three fifths compromise” that caught me off guard, that was funny
same
I was looking if anyone else heard that
I was checking to see if anyone noticed that or knew what it meant, lololol glad to know theres some educated people still around.
@@nickthompson2663 it's funny but don't be pretentious..
That was my favorite line, so unexpected. 🤣
"Hey Arlene we don't want any DAMN LEMONADE right now" got me
"hand me a 3/5's compromise" 😂
"Here, hold this. No not like that, hold it like this. RIGHT HERE. See, there."
Lol check your likes
“I have smaller hands, I could do that for you.”
“No, no, no, I’ll do it.”
Proceeds to struggle for the next half hour
So true lol.
Wow that's me at work lol. "you have trouble reading small print, I can do it. I have 20/20" "nah you go do that thing, I'll take care of this... >.
This is one of the manifestations of my dad’s calling card. Child notices more practical way to do something, dad refuses on principle lol
@@pineappleparty1624lmfao the face made me crack up
@@panikk2 Thanks lol
My dad does this with menus in dimly lit restaurants too. He turns on his phone light and struggles. When I order he's like, "oh, I didn't see that one!" I'm like I KNOW!
*bangs two pieces of metal together* "Yep that's loud"
I was truly transported. I can almost hear my dad as he yells at me to hold the flashlight still knowing full well that he knocked into my arm.
Don't forget him hitting his head at least once trying to stand up and losing his temper for the next 10 minutes
Broooo every timeee
Big iron on his hip.
(big iron on his hiiiip)
Lmao yes! 😂
This is the most relatable Gus Johnson yet.
@@tinkerframe592 they are married, how did you not know that?
I like the way you say gus johnson like he is a famous painter
It really is, though. At least for me it is.
Same
You okay man?
This is the DEFINITION of my life when I’m helping my step dad with anything
HOW is no one else talking about "hand me a 3/5 Compromise"?!?!?! That came out of nowhere to me and hit me like a freight train
"Get me that thing."
"What thing?"
"The thing over there!!!"
"Where?"
"Over there goddammit!"
"Which one of the things?"
"The one that goes HERE!!!!"
"It isn't there..."
"How the fuck it isn't there?! I put it right there a while ago! You kids these days can't find an elephant even if it's in front of your nose! Get out of the way I'll fetch it myself!"
"Oh... it isn't ther... Martha!!! where the fuck you put that thing that I put over there?!"
"You left it in the car..."
"Oh... damn kid why didn't you look in the car?"
"You never told me to look there..."
"Do I have to spell out every little single thing to you? Kids these days so lazy..."
Underrated comment
This is the relatable comment I was looking for.
🥲
This was so relatable it hurt to read it.
Hit different lol
“I coulda done this better” is just a magical dad quote that I’m so glad everyone else has also experienced
It's not false though, just a professional did that in 30 minutes, Dad takes 10 hours with 4x the materials used at about the same cost.
Helping your father = getting unnecessarily scolded for hours
“I’m still gonna Insist if you stay here for a few hours” 😂😂
Hey guys so your going to see me alot. But I do small skits like Gus, he's been my inspiration. If you have time today can you check them out? 🥰😇
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.
@@merpuffedy no
too real, far too real
“Hey could you help me with something here?”
“Yeah sure, how long will it take?”
“Ah, about 5 minutes.”
“Alright sure thing”
*4 hours have passed and it wasn’t 5 minutes*
"YUP just as i thought, these pipes were made in a communist country"
"ganna be a bitch to fix"
I fucking lost my mind
“Good thing I got my American steel. AAAAAAHHHHHH”
Americans really do blame every one of their issues on DA COMMUNISTS
@@thekingoffailure9967 me reading your comment made me slightly mad and now im going to blame those damn communists
@Nonya Business But everything is made in China this days...
@Nonya Business China is State Capitalist.
This is how this session would go with my dad
...
Oh wait he’s still getting the milk.
“Hand me a 3/5 compromise” that had me dying
"Put ur hand over here."
*that gave me flashbacks*
I make comedic skits ! I know their not the best, and I know I shouldn't be promoting. But I'm just trying to chase after my dreams. So if you have a moment today can you check them out? 😇🥰!
@@merpuffedy stfu
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Me too mate me too. Except my dad actually knew what he was doing.
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You forgot the part where he says “what’dya mean you don’t remember how to do this I explained it to you once three years ago in a confusing ramble that didn’t give you time to ask any questions”
Expects me to know every way to tie a knot.
I relate to literally everyone in the comment and reply section
I love this because this is so relatable
"son, we need your flashlight, immediately"
"yeah, point it there... no there... THERE... other son, take the flashlight from him"