How To Beat The ZOMBIE INVASION In "Zombieland"
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- čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
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If you were trapped in a post apocalypse United States, what would you do?
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@@HowToBeatYT you three 😻✨💖
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Anybody notice this isn't our regular cinema summary friend? He must be making enough money to not even narrate anymore!🎉
Yeah I’m surprised there aren’t more comments about
*it
Me too. I thought it is strange.
I'm surprised more people didn't notice
Nooooooooooooooooooo i loved cinemas voice im not used to these guys
i miss him
Right off the bat, I'm absolutely terrified and put off. Who's this new guy?
My autistic ass couldn't even get past the two minute mark. Nothing personal; I'm sure he's a nice guy and a good narrator. But he is NOT THE HOW TO BEAT GUY AND I DO NOT DO WELL WITH UNEXPECTED CHANGE 😭
Same. I really struggled to get through this video
I was thinking the same thing
maybe a friend while he is on a vacation? or he sold the channel for a solid chunk of change 🙂
REAL
this new person doing this video done a great job but i was confused about why he didn't mention wasting ammo and making unnecessary noise earlier in the video
Yeah, that's a bad mistake, if you don't got access to a big stock pile and even the means to make new ammo.
Or saying that they should shoot anyone they see
its his voice, using AI
@@sholohhh ok, i dont know why he would do that
I was shocked nobody ranted about how dumb it was to play zombie infront of armed teenagers
As one of the zombies, i can confirm this is how you beat zombie land.
Thanks zombo you the man🙏🏽
U fr a real one🙏
@@Channel2012yt you wont stop me, i swore an oath that i will do this every video.
Oh damn bro you a zombie too? Where you at homie? Yeah you saw that last zombo who got blasted off the weird up and down ride, yeah das me
@@yusufbektas1961 well I respect the grind
Get a large enclosed cab dozer, up-armor the exposed hydraulic hoses, go to where the zombies are and spot-turn as the horde rushes you. The final and most important step is to head over to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
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I see a critical flaw in your plan. Your terrible fuel econemy. Perhaps that could be solved bij upgrading the engine to one powered by solid aluminium
@@Turbo-jj5wp The fuel might be a problem...NOT! Who's watching the economy during the apocalypse? If you thought politicians were zombies before, you're in for a big surprise: They're all dead.
Wrong, you can spot turn a dozen on a full tank for hours. Every zombie that comes into contact with the tracks will be annihilated. If you still feel uncomfortable with the tank you can either weld or chain a 500 gallon supplemental tank to the roof and perform sufficient modifications to allow it to gravity feed into the tank, operated from inside the cab. Just put some holes and weld plates on it in a manner that will work. This will happen organically across the world if a zombie thing happens and the biggest issue will be operators passing out from drinking too much while doing this.
Where would you aquire all that feul tho?
What happened to the old narrator??🤔🤔 I guess the new narrator didn't do bad. Oh... Also I guessed the new narrator used him a meatshield as a replacement.
Probably quit
Tallahassee: I'm here to eat Twinkies and to kill zombies, and i'm all out of Twinkies
Zuri: there is two things I’m good at eating cookies and kicking butt, and we are all out of cookies!
I swear nothing gets this man down, the how to beat community will survive against literally anything
This dude is delusional, and would most likely die within 2 or 3 days of every apocalypse he has reviewed
Ima die for sure💀
I recant my previous comment...idk who this narrator is but its not the usual guy. This dude is much more grounded
Even God
No seriously they made how to beat God back then
Last narrator didn't survive so they changed new narrator guy.
The girl's plan was risky as hell.
The guys could have shot Little Rock the moment they heard she was infected.
The guys could have put up a fight when they ladies turned on them.
The gals never searched the boys , so they could have been back shot.
They did not know for sure that the guys were alone, so could have faced angry friends of their's when they went for the car.
Any number of things could have turned this con into a bloodbath.
Had this not been a comedy, one of those would've absolutely happened.
but if they shot little rock instantly witchata would have probably killed them with her manipulation or the advantage of the small room
@@alexleverton5095
And Witchata could then console herself on her little sisters death with their cooling corpses. Sound like a good trade. Her sister's life for some guns and a car. Because those things are so hard to come by in the zombieland universe Columbus and Talahasee stumbled on them more than once.
It was a big risk
@@Narra0002
Very.
Pretty sure this guy narrated some of binge expresses videos. It's not that the guy is doing a bad job I think the narrator is doing great. But a huge part of what we love about these channels is the original guys who made them. Their jokes, their voice, their personality. Without that it isn't the same. I see a new How To Beat video and I am like hell yeah. But with another narrator it isn't a how to beat video. It is just a video of the same style by someone else. Sure it's still good content but it isn't the same.
@mell8580exactly.
nah i'd prefer less videos@mell8580
@mell8580I mean, you saw what happened to Game Theory when they tried to bring on more narrators, there’s nothing wrong with it, and the content is still great, but the viewers like consistency, they associate the channel with that one person.
@@BohoAstronaut0819hush ur trap
@@bluebomber875well well well
I want the old guy BACK!!
yeah
Give the guy some break. Even Dead Meat had a sub host when the main is not around.
@@harlanx Its been a year now
@@harlanxthis didn't age well 💀
@@Crossbox1frr
I'm not gonna lie, the only reason I used to prefer cinema summary, to the other channels with how to beat content, was the previous guy :c
dont panic, maybe hes just on a break? 🤧
Bro needs a vacay
It's alr he's on break.
If you gonna have a new guy tell us before the video starts!
I need to adjust my expectations and watch this later to be fair to the new guy.
Wait where is our regular guy? I hope he’s doing ok. Gotta bring him back . I don’t like change lol
I'm not used to this new and energetic voice 😭
Exactly- i thought this was a different channel until I saw the comments
@@madisen6730 💀💀 not a whole other channel 😭😭 but yea i dont like his voice, cinnema is better.
Something you should remember the reason Tallahassee decided to call him by the city name aside from the attachment reason he gave is the fact it would also make it harder to put them down if they become infected if he were to form an attachment to him
It's a good move. Have a nice nickname and not worry about becoming too attached and for the survivor you're with to be okay.
My man sounds like he's been replaced with a robot
frfr i was like where is is voice
basically that's what happen when the channel gets big enough, the owner will start to outsource some of the work.
A zombie outbreak would be the ultimate test of endurance, cardio and wits.
And that's why it's one of my biggest fears, I have asthma and am as weak as a twig.
Better hit the gym soon
Better hit the gym soon
Holy moly my favorite zombie movie, covered on how to beat! Am I dreaming or what?! 🤩🤩
same
But not done by the usual person so it may as well be a different channel.
@@SpyroTek i just imagine he wrote this too
"the trio drives away" - there's 4 people in the car lmao
Who leaves a shittone of food in the road. Those snowballs would be great for supplies
As one of the twinkies I can confirm this is how you survive Tallahassee land
Sus
I love this movie. Where's our other narrator? I liked him.
A more cheerful narrator this time
Bro, of course a zombie outbreak in America comes from a BURGER.
That's just fekkin hilarious
I like how the black suv changes brands. It goes from a Cadillac Escalade and then a GMC Yukon. I guess the budget got lower 💀
I watched this movie so many times when i was younger and to this day it is still one of my favorite movies of all time.
Who the hell is this guy?!
Where is our "Definitely not a math asian" dude?
This is crazy. I was just watching this movie not four hours ago. Well, listening to it. I drive a lot and let movies play in the background. Of all the movies for a How To Beat, I'm so glad today it was Zombieland.
Years of Cod zombies have prepared me on how to run in a circle to train zombies. I'm already prepared.
Same 7 years ive been playing
12 years of juking training and surviving
Hopefully, you skipped any products that came from cow.
I love this movie, but what happened to our other guy's voice?
"Today, I'm going to be telling you the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the new narrator in Cinema Summary"
Tallahassee doesn't use a shotgun in that scene, it's a Mare's Leg....And while we're on the subject, Columbus shouldn't be using a double barrel. This is America. You don't have to randomly come across a hummer full of better guns. They're plentiful.
One of my absolute favorite movies.
But seriously zombie Apocalypses are more or less impossible and I am not talking about the virus making no sense if the initial outbrake isn't killing nearly everyone the zombies would never reach global destruction lvls.
Zombieland does walk away with it being shown in the second movie of how fast the outbreak occurred, all because of some really bad beef, as we can see in the opening of the first movie. Went from Mad Cow to Man Man to Mad Zombie Disease.
tbh if there was to be a zombie outbreak i'd be able to arm an entire squadron of poeple with sticks
So the channel has gotten so big there are multiple hosts now? Your voice sounds different if it is you.
Always a good movie to re-watch, I'll still be one of the first to die though
How do I survive not having our normal narrator 😢
Only Og's remember his name used to be Cinema Summary
Nah how to beat isn't how to beat without him
hey man , replay me with your old bullys IG and ill go crazy on him ong brotha
@@exo-zaddy4886 uhhh who are u btw
I love y’all videos I hear a new narrator I think you guys are testing out the waters. I’m here for it. You have my support
That new voice is sooo wierd. Btw all the zombie movies have pretty much the same plot or the plan to beat it is pretty much the same, so id like to see less zombie movies. However, love the content keep on the good work❤
In an apocalypse is probably not best to have a side-by-side 12 gauge shotgun. There are better options for shotguns whereas the side-by-side 12 gauge is only two shots before reloading! 😂
In FNV, the riot shotgun is a good choice.
Man how did these people live this long , man the main character plot armor is strong af.
Having rules in an apocalypse is so useful and actually increases your chance of surviving drastically. Also he most likely avoided survivors from the way he reacted when he met someone
@@Evelastic well I should say Main characters cayse they were all pretty L in the brain.
what I am saying is that all the main characters really shouldnt have even live this long and if those jerk offs lived there would be hundreds if not thousands of survivors all around.
@@CyberPunkBadGuy There probably was, I'd like to think this story pick up near the dying era of the zombie takeover, getting closer and closer to the end of the apocalypse
@@purest_evil well no matter the head cannon its clear its really a comedy for a love and friendship story and than a horror or zombie survival movie so I wouldnt reccomend wasting time and braincelss theory crafting and all that.
I think it has also to do with the fact they haven't seen people. If he hadn't found Twinkie guy he would of died of loneliness. So they might not have been acting so rational after they finally met somy
Wait, I'm 2 mins in and just realized this is not the same narrator. For a second i thought I clicked on one of those knock off how to beat channels.
I know this movie is meant to be kinda a joke but it’s really well made and I love it
Never seen disappointment like opening a hostess truck expecting twinkies and not find said twinkies😢😂😅
2:50 Tallahassee has a sawed-off Winchester rifle, not a shotgun. Just fyi.
Babe wake up, How to Beat has a new narrator
😘😘
Funny thing is the theme park scenes were filmed at a theme park where I live in Valdosta Georgia and it has a water park but the park is called Wild Adventures
I have another version of Tallahassee
Micheal, he is just like Tallahassee but instead of Twinkies he wants a Takis bag to remember what it was like when he and his family ate Takis together in the living room
Wouldn’t it be wiser to have multiple rides going to spread out where the Zombies might go? If it’s just the ride you’re on going, then they’ll all just come right at you. The “zombie trap” idea basically acknowledges that but does realize that what it had just said before that is different. This sounds like Cinema Sins levels of not caring.
I'm just glad that Tallahassee got his TWINKIE :)
Woooooooo hell yeah. Wait a minute you sound different
Who else remembers when he said, “Have a damn good day”
When 5 minutes in he starts talking about psychological studies at stamford university I was worried where he was going with that, lol.
Use rides as weapons. The one that just swings back and forth is perfect. Turn on bells and whistles. Rig the bottom of swing with blunt objects and cow catcher on front and back. There would be too many zombies for sharp objects to be viable for long term. Blunt force to the top half of Z's until they stop wiggling. Then lure them away with bells on the other side of park. Clean your Zsmasher, have a pint
Ay that new voiceover guy is KILLING IT
fun fact: "pacific playland" isnt actually near the pacific or even in california. its wild adventures in valdosta georgia. ironically its about 80 miles from tallahassee fla.
does he sound different or am i going insane
Stopping by to say the new narrator did great! Of course we all feel connected to the original, but a little change-up should always be welcomed.
Is this a “how to beat” or an entire plot summary.
Goddamn.
pause at 13:05 because there is a tank that they could've hijacked for extra protection
Do you know how to drive a tank? That’s what I thought.
Bill Murray, to me, has always played a villain, low key. When I was a kid he always seemed like a bully😂
epic movie from my childhood. have a dam good week .
Isn't this movie only a couple of years old?
One thing about this movie I never got was why did the sisters have different names? Like they were from different towns? How?
Ive watched this movie way to many times :D
I’m so glad that they put comedy horror in this movie, it was the best 😂
I unironically believe that zombieland is one of if not the best zombie film
The two reason to beat Zombie land.
1 - Don't be mean spirit stooge, and a jackass.
2 - Jokes are for laugh, not follow a clumsy way otherwise it become a zombies early all day buffet.
This definitely isn’t the guy telling me to have a damn good day every video👀
Ahh 😌 Zombieland such a great movie 🍿
As cold-blooded as it is, Rule #17 may be one of the most important of the rules. Sure, altruism is very important, but for me, it'd only be for if it's convenient for my benefit.
This is probably one of my favorite videos from how to beat loved the walkthrough of how to survive
24:26 the switches do provide power to the lights and rides, but without people operating the rides they should not automatically go
also, how the **** are ALL rides and ALL lights working, despite a significant lack of maintenance done on them? are the rides wearing plot armor too? i thought that was just for protagonists
26:36 this, and hope that nothing explodes from lackluster maintanance
honestly theres an apocalypse everywhere at this point
WAIT WHAT I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED ZOMBIELAND RIGHT BEFORE WATCHING THIS VIDEO WTF
Who’s this guy and where is our regular guy
This feels more like a movie summary not a HOW TO BEAT
How too survive?
Don't die.
Fun fact (for anyone who doesn't know): Pacific playland is an actual theme park called Wild Adventures and is located in Valdosta, Georgia
Have a damn good day, happy to see you post today :)
One problem with double tap ammo so get some steel toe boots and stomp the skull instead of wasting ammo or use a knife or machete
love your content!! thank you for making these!!
why he sound different
I would like to point out that there is an exception to the don’t be a hero rule if you’re trying to save a lolly like in high school of the dead then it’s OK to be a hero. She was just the best. And sometimes it’s good to have a morale booster built into your group
if your life is on the line and there is little to no reward then it isn't worth it in a zombie scenario, and if you inevitably die saving someone you just doom them, so it is irrational and a bit selfish
@@danknados as a lolly con I have to disagree with you on that one. They are one of the things in this world worth living for. And the lolly is the reward. And if you die trying to save one of those that is of course going to suck but if the world’s gonna poop that much you might as well. And if trying to save a lolly is selfish than I am one selfish bastard and I’m OK with that. I knew there was a reason I liked the walking dead game from telltale. In high school of the dead
Alice Maresato and psycho are my favorite characters
@@charleshunt3806 oh I see as in the sweet/candy I'm sorry I misjudged you
@@charleshunt3806 is this satire
@@ppose777 well I can neither confirm nor deny. I can only say that I did enjoy zombie land and high school of the dead
How TF can someone get a crush on a girl that robbed him at gunpoint with her big sister TWICE in the span of 24 hours and cruelly exploit their kindness.
Anyone else noticed that, around the plane crash there's no scorched marks around the plane especially the grassy area or on the plane?
The immediate double take I did when I heard the new voice😭
Pretty sure Wichita's plan wasa murder suicide at pacific play land. Give her sister a 'best day ever' And then kill her.
The everything leading up to that plus the zombie horde kinda broke that illusin of 'best day ever' so they went back into survival mode.
Lol hey the new guy got my like, comment and apocalyptic approval😂😂😂
Have a DAMN good day :) !
Sed it after me so second you to!
Did anyone notice that its a different narrator?
Am I tripping or the voice is different
Different guy. IDK where the other one is
@@FaceFamous yeah that makes sense
i am at 4:31 currently and i just want to say that i love the fact that he is going to be called ,,Ohio'' by him
As much as we love the video... Its sad to hear that the og voice on how to beat is not in this video ☹️. Even tho its like that, we have to respect it, even tho it hurts.
The amber heard scene in the beginning was actually home video of her daily life. 😅
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Already a mistake. Yes, double tapping is essential in a zombie apocalypse to lessen the risk of an unexpected bite to the throat. Columbus should've double tapped in a more resource efficient manner. Such as, stomping or bashing the zombie's head in. A shot to the head may be more clean but also wastes ammo on a possibly dead and/or vulnerable zombie.
This is why a small or large melee weapon in your arsenal during a zombie crisis is not a bad idea
@@PadoruAlwaysComeBack heavy large sharp weapons are also not recommended unless you have the muscle or training to back it up. A blunt weapon would be better since if it doesn't kill the infected, it will at least stagger it or knock it back as opposed to fighting a horde with a blunt fire axe or an overused machete, getting stuck in rotting flesh is a con that blunt weapons do not have.
@@X-SPONGED Anything's better than double tapping with your gun, which waste ammo and alert some zombies nearby but yeah, I agree with you.
Edit: Bashing using your gun would work but it might break the more you use it for bashing.
@@PadoruAlwaysComeBack using the stock should be fine but yes, a bat or a sledgehammer would do better
you should make your own version of the zombie apocalypse survival rulebook
This video is more like how to explain all he’s doing is explaining the movie not how to beat it.