YouTube comments are getting out of hand.

Yes this is an actual comment I received once. Unfortunately it has since been deleted from the video... Sunscribe to be on the cutting edge of the next absurd CZcams comment!
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The comments I receive on my videos sometimes are totally unhinged, like this one. Other times they're just needlessly rude or arrogant to the point of being unproductive. I am happy to say though that the negative comments are outliers. That said, where are the unhinged commenters!?
In any case, I love a good CZcams comment, and I knew I needed to do a dramatic reading, slam poetry style, of this comment. I forgot about the idea for a while though. I recently re-found the comment and it had me laughing all over again. It's so all over the place that I had to do a little research just to make sure it wasn't some copypasta that I hadn't heard before. It has ups, it has downs, but more than anything it doesn't seem to have much of a point... ***Especially when you consider: To get a large format photograph into a digitally printed catalog or magazine, wouldn't you have to scan the film? 🤔 hahaha but what do I know, amirite?
As promised, make your own version of this wild comment! Mad Libs style. If you come up with a good one, leave it in the comments!
_(verb)__???? What does that mean??? I make __(product)_ on _(substrate)_ in the _(place)_ processed in _(noun)_ and _(noun)_ chemicals archivally. If a _(noun)_ isn’t worth an _(noun)__, it isn’t worth viewing! But I’ve been doing this for a living probably longer than your grandparents have been alive. Last month I earned six figures in income making __(number)_ by _(number)_ and _(number)_ by _(number)_ _(noun)_ for a _(company type)_ corporation’s new catalog. Many _(profession, plural)_ prefer big _(product)_ to _(product)_ - even a _(noun)__… 95% of all __(product)_ sales brochures are _(noun)__. I know the man in Toronto who does them. He’s a millionaire! My late father (my daddy) and I bought a __(noun)_ and I _(verb)_ new _(noun)_ and _(noun)_ in it with _(tool)_ and BIG __(product)__.
And the original comment so we can paste it around and make this the new copypasta!
Scan???? What does that mean??? I make ENLARGEMENTS on baryta paper in the darkroom processed in trays and photo chemicals archivally. If a negative isn’t worth an enlargement, it isn’t worth viewing! But I’ve been doing this for a living probably longer than your grandparents have been alive. Last month I earned six figures in income making four by five and eight by 10 chromes for a sporting goods corporation’s new catalog. Many art directors prefer big chromes to digital - even a Phase 1… 95% of all automobile sales brochures are large format film. I know the man in Toronto who does them. He’s a millionaire! My late father (my daddy) and I bought a warehouse and I shoot new semis and garbage trucks in it with 40 kw/s strobes and BIG film.
0:00 B.D. - Before Daddy
1:08 My Daddy
1:11 A.D. - After Daddy

[@drew_nikonowicz]

If you enjoyed the video, watch it back at .5 speed for a secret message you cowards!
Drop your favorite rewrites and your favorite copypastas in the comments below! 👇☺️

[@modernchow]

I didn’t see the secret message. Better watch it again

[@Cebeis]

This was definitely a journey 😂

[@drew_nikonowicz]

I’m still recovering 😂

[@Opafest01]

Thank you, I was unaware I needed this.

[@drew_nikonowicz]

I should drop a super cut of the 5 whole takes I did hahaha

[@davidlr97]

Better than Phase One 😮

[@drew_nikonowicz]

Still picking my jaw up off the floor

[@twalker500_]

BIG film

[@drew_nikonowicz]

The most biggestest

[@kaitienicole]

If only it was girthy film

[@kaitienicole]

(My daddy)

[@drew_nikonowicz]

( 𝓜𝔂 𝓓𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 )

[@andresamonster]

HAHAHAHAHAHA GO OFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@drew_nikonowicz]

😇

[@Kynaeus]

don't be afraid to follow-up, who is the guy in toronto? I'll go interview them for you. Niko On Location. Maybe this Toronto mandems can shed light on the daddy situation

[@drew_nikonowicz]

Maybe this Toronto fella wants to pay off my student loans!

[@davidlr97]

Based on my experience all you need to do to find this guy is go to your nearest photo club

[@drew_nikonowicz]

*sip emoji*

[@Walkercolt1]

You read MY comment. You PLAY at photography, I work at and have for nearly 60 years. If I weren't nearly 70 and have major health issues, I COULD go back working 60-80 hour weeks and have all the commercial photography business in Northeastern Oklahoma. Your blurry, out-of-focus phone images are my best advertising, especially after you've fuzted around an hour not knowing what you're doing! I go in, and 15 minutes later, I can produce a prize winning photo. CAN YOU???

[@drew_nikonowicz]

Thanks for the content 😘

[@Kynaeus]

I think it's really praise-worthy that you have all these major health issues and you were still able to earn 100k making four by five and eight by 10 chromes! Glad you're able to find ways to take care of yourself in these difficult economic times. I am also an aspiring photographer and would love to work with luxury cars like you do, is your contact in Toronto open to taking on additional clients? All the best Ken xx

[@andresamonster]

"I CAN PRODUCE A PRIZE WINNING PHOTO" LMAOOOOO I AM DYING

[@Kynaeus]

So hang on you started working in photography when you were

[@drew_nikonowicz]

@@Kynaeus Child prodigy of course

[@modernchow]

My Daddy

[@drew_nikonowicz]

( 𝕄𝕪 𝔻𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕪 )