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"Chivalry is dead, and women killed it"
- Dave Chappelle
Almost like they just needed us long enough to stay alive and take what they needed from us? X D
Women shot it in the back of the head.
@@JinzoCrash pretty much, they played the long game back since the 80s and finally are biting the hand that fed them. Calling for all men to be executed and frowning on the same "toxic" masculinity that built this country
@@CeeZee001 I'll happily leave this country to them and laugh as they ruin it. Then we can come back, take the country back, and build it back up. They'll (hopefully) learn their lesson.
yup
Don't worry, they learned this one in gender studies class.
Defintely. Most likely. Probably. Why else would people want to get that degree?
why does the man hatingmilitantlesbo hate men so much they act, dress, look, present male????? hmmmmmmmmmmm
It's enough to act entitled to solve any car problem ever.
Ha
@@LCARSDATANODE same reason why a man won woman of the year in 2015.
I remember reading this story once in a mechanic's magazine. And basically, the story went; the woman came into the shop, complaining about her brakes not working. The mechanic checked and the brake pads were entirely gone. Just gone. He asked the woman how she even drove it to the shop. Her answer?
She'd just been using the parking brake for the last month.
As her regular brakes.
HOLY hell
What makes that even funnier is that the E brake uses the brake pads, there isn't a separate braking system for the E brake.
Drift queen
@@JohneGhuzemahn Well, front versus rear bias, so maybe that made a difference, but still stupid.
Wait until you encounter a trucker pulling that crap, using the trailer brake handle alone to stop a coupled combination truck.
@@JohneGhuzemahn Depends on the vehicle.
Some trucks actually have the E- brake on the drive shaft and some have a separate shoe as well as disc brake pads. I still wouldn't want to drive a long way on just the E-brake.
I've been fortunate enough to have very nice gentlemen help me when I really needed it. I had a blow out on my way to the hospital (I was 8 mo pregnant) and couldn't get my tire off. This man struggled to change my tire, in the pouring rain, in his nice suit, in heavy traffic, while he insisted I sit in his car. He was the only one who stopped; I was struggling awhile. I appreciate every man who has offered to help, or helped me.
Most decent men would help a woman in distress like these guys did but so many of these young modern women spouting all this feminist BS these days "we don't need no man" i think men are getting fed up with it now especially young men.
@@justsomeguy5063That and some will randomly accuse you of wanting to get in their pants. I once saw a girl drop a $20 bill, so like anyone would I picked it up and caught up with her to get her attention and give it to her, I swear she didn't even finish turning around before spitting out that she had a boyfriend.
@@nonope7592 I asked if I should be returning it to him then.
I don't know why...But a lot of women think men are the same. Maybe the first male they know outside of their family made them think men are like that....
@@TheTrikaithey all casually date assholes on tinder etc and think all men are the same 😂
FYI: this isn't a very well known trick, but if you strap two cars together and head north, you'll eventually get some cold air.
Girls: Write that down! Write that down!
Perfect
This made me lol.
@trueblueprussian 23 Exactly my thoughts. I'd have called the cops.
LMAO... dead
"You're going to electrocute yourself."
"I have a boyfriend!"
"My mistake, carry on."
lol
“You can revive your gold fish by putting it in your mouth and holding these two metal rods during a thunderstorm. If it doesn’t work the first time just keep trying... don’t tell your boyfriend who is a man or he won’t let you do it so it’s between you, me and your dead relatives when they see you”
That's exactly how it should have went, let nature take its course. 💯💯💯
What increases your chances of being electrocuted if you happen to this kind of stuff?
@@White_Tiger93 depends on where you’re shorting the circuit, and whether the current passes through your heart to ground. Of course, the word electrocution implies a fatality, you touch bare copper and short anywhere and you’ll get a nasty shock.
The best part is the smug smirk coupled with "we know what we're doing"
Its a master class in how to look like a sitcom idiot.
Reminds me of the time I stopped to help someone with their car, a woman, I asked her what was wrong with it, she proceeded to tell me she thought the battery was dead, then proceeded to crank it and the starter turned it over just fine, indicating to anyone who actually knows anything about cars that the battery was in fact fine. I tried to explain that to her, and she hit me with "I'm a mechanic I know what I'm doing" then the ACTUAL mechanic walked away and went about his day. I still try to stop and help people, regardless of gender, but the moment I catch attitude like that I walk.
"Hey, that's dangerous."
"Stop hitting on us! We're not interested!"
...this is what happens when people think the world revolves around them like they're just the greatest thing to ever walk the earth. This shit is why I don't help people I don't know anymore.
And I'm glad this is happening. Society can go fuck itself.
@Gisli Brynjolfsson Feminist indoctrination for women + mangina indoctrination for men. You fill the country with poorly socialized simps and teach women to hate men, it produces these results.
@Gisli Brynjolfsson They're very clearly at least mildly attractive who are you trying to fool?
@@riner9 it's a trend I've been noticing. Likely he has no sex drive so to him she's really not.
I would just sit back and enjoy the fireworks with EMS on speed dial
"My Dad's a mechanic. I KNOW!"
Don't insult your father like that.
Proper response is “Well my sister and mom are women too, but they can’t change a tire between them either.”
Is she implying the knowledge of a mechanic is hereditary? 😂
He washed his car one time so he's a mechanic
ive stopped to help somebody on the side of the road before, the the swing arm, wheel and everything flew off into the ditch and the bitch told me "my dad is coming to fix it".
i laughed so hard.
Women treat knowledge like it's something you get out of a relationship. Like you marry a astrophysicist, so naturally you are now an astrophysicist.
I love how even if this particular video is staged, everyone in the comments have come out to share their experiences with women who shouldn't be near cars. Here's mine: one time in high school, I saw one of the popular girls pouring oil into her gas tank. I freaked out a bit and told her not to start her car, and luckily she listened, but the fire department had to come and flush the engine out. So that was fun.
Civil service, all young guys on driving duty, the only job available there. One had to refill oil on one of the cars. Asked gas station clerk for a funnel. Got one. Came back, said it's too big. Gas station clerk was scratching his head. - Turned out the guy had struggled to refill the engine oil through the measuring stick hole.
I took the opportunity to explain the 710-cap to him. 😆
But that's nothing compared to years before I did my civil service there, where a guy had to top up engine oil and took the topping up a bit too literally. 😂 Imagine the mess at the gas station when he tried to start the engine. ... Well, oil pressure was definitely sufficient. 😆
When I was 20 I helped out a pregnant woman by leaving my car at the side of the road and pushing her car after it died and everyone just kept going around her. Me and another guy pushed it while she steered it down the street to a parking lot so she wouldn't have to worry about an accident occurring. She was very grateful for our assistance.
My mother though gave me shit when I got home for getting out of my car on a busy street. The moral of this story was "Never help people". Thanks mom.
Sorry, but I'm with your mom.
If anyone was recording, there would have been Tiktok videos about you accosting a pregnant woman.
@@oompalumpus699 Luckily this was 17 years ago, so TikTok didn't exist yet.
That is why cars are killing social cohesion
You are what we call, a sucka and need to stop with those practices. Keep to yourself regardless. Just mind your own business bc a foid will flip any situation against you and has the law on their side so you’re basically effed no the second you open that avenue. Trust me.
"Don't save her. She don't wanna be saved." - Project Pat then J.Cole
Better?
The older I get, the more I understand this line.
Project Pat - Don’t Save Her
@@awesome316 stupid children unwilling to learn.
@@awesome316 thank you, funny vid as well
I hate to see such disrespect to mister project pat !
Problem is.... men are "fixers".
We thrive when we get to be "useful" like that...
...but there isn't any helping the women of today.
Shouting "I have a boyfriend" in the wrong context shows how much of a narcissist that girl is. She thinks every man is interested in her when the reality is, these guys are just trying to keep her from getting electrocuted.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING. These girls think they're so hot, gorgeous or whatever they probably think people are constantly trying to hit on them even when they're blatantly being told by the people filming the video "we aren't interested" "we aren't hitting on you" but they can't seem to grasp that.
@@oiimi5948 Because somebody not being interested is impossible.
Turns out its not a meme.
PS While actualy having a boyfriend never stopped any of those garden tools from hanging out and hooking up with other guys.
Boyfriend must have bad taste if he found that butterface attractive.
that was the fould (?) of the guys don't stop natural selection
Her first mistake is she forgot the holy oils and didn't pray to the Omnissiah to inspire her car's machine spirit.
I never thought for a second that someone would interpret "recharge your a/c" in such a horribly dangerous way...
I would have called the cops. After a long day of stress, they could use a good laugh, before citing them for dangerous driving and mischief.
Simp police wont do anything against "cute girls", if it was 3 young men they woudlve been charged on the spot.
“Stop, you could electrocute yourself!”
Me: Don’t interfere with Darwinism.
Same
Life finds a way 🤣
While not true, they could short the battery, and have a nice little engine fire going.
@Vincula Omega oh man your ruining the fun
@@vinculaomega5283
No, actually true.
The voltage may only be 12v but the current from a 12v battery can stop your heart if it grounds through you.
"mam what you are doing is dangerous and won't work anyway."
"I have a boyfriend."
"Send him my condolences, I can see he has a lot to deal with."
😂😂😂 Ahhhh got to remember that one.
This is some 1000 Ways to Die shit ngl.
He should have said that.
Dayum, nicking that one
There still are nice people willing to help, my sister pulled over on the side of the highway because her back hatch was ajar, and she shut it and then had to turn her car off and on to start it. But someone stop ahead of her to see if she needed help. It still nice to know people can be nice in this day and age.
The problem is eventually those nice people run into some asshole that makes them regret being nice people.
8:30 "Yes it does. We KNOW what WE are doing." Ohhh, okay then. Let me get my phone out and pres NINE and ONE, and hold my finger over the ONE button.
I remember when a girl over heard me talking to my wife about fitness related stuff and the girl said "no it doesn't work that wayyyy. My boyfriend is a body builder" I replied "oh I didn't realize that sleeping with someone made you an expert in whatever field they are in. Fyi I am a personal trainer" she got mad and left for the room in a hissy fit. So funny.
Yeah, imagine doing that as a man. Only man I can think of would be Ben Shapiro, whose wife is a doctor btw, and that's a meme because people mock him for it.
Yet chicks get to pull that bs.
I'm an artist that uses computers and other stuff, and I still get women telling me shit like that, like trying to imply I don't know how computer's work or that this paint wont work with this paint.
@man with a username it's like women think they can absorb male knowledge deposited on their vaginal walls, chests, or faces.
Can confirm. I banged a heart surgeon. 2 weeks later I was fitting pacemakers like a boss. I banged a police woman the other day, so I've been keeping my eyes out to make my first arrest.
I'm a retired soldier. I was pretty good at it too. Soldiered in 19 countries, 3 wars, many schools and exercises too numerous to name. I was on the range and this chick tells me I'm using iron sights wrong (I was center target every shot). She says I'm supposed to have a scope or I wont hit anything. I say, "Oh, really? And who told you that?" She says, "I know because my ex-boyfriend was in the Air Force." Okay. Well that settles that.
"My dad's a mechanic"
"Then call him"
It seems the girl just assumed that her dad's mechanic knowledge was passed on his genes to her. Yeah, that's not how it works
its the same level of logic a kidergarden kid has
@@yairalanis8992 he’s not her real dad pmsl
Her dad must be a comedian, because she's a joke.
Tbf I think most women think this way. Saw a lot of ‘my dad is a doctor’ these past couple of years as justification for saying the most heinous sh1t about people 🤷🏻♂️
ITS THE ANCESTRAL RECORDS THAT TRANSCEND PHYSICALITY AND COMMON SENSE
I'm a woman, not only do I not understand cars, trying to learn about them gives me a headache.
Several times in my life, in my 20s and even into my 40s, a man has come along to help me as I stood next to my car looking stupid. I was always incredibly grateful, and the most I was ever asked for in return was a meal from Jack in the Box.
I heard about a guy that tried to warn a woman something was dangerous, and got arrested after she died. The court said he had taken on responsibility for her safety by warning her, so he was responsible for her not listening. My advice is to never warn them. It isn't worth the risks.
The only women you should protect, are the ones in your immediate social group, such as your wife, daughter, sister, etc. If you destroy your life helping a woman you aren't even in a relationship with, it is no different than abandoning the women that currently do count on you for support. The end result for your family is the same as if you ran out on them.
What a load of shit. He warned her so he was responsible, what kind of logic is this?
"that's a very bad idea!"
"I have a boyfriend!"
At that point I would've watched the fireworks.
Good thing it wasnt me, i almost automaticly respond with "His standarts are quite low then".
I´m probably going to die for my jackassery someday but it´ll be fucking worth it
@@Darknessblade4me "rather die standing then live kneeing"-Larry the Cucumber
“I have a boyfriend.”
“I feel sorry for him then.”
That's when you park the car and remain silent so we can get good audio on the video.
@@thomastyler5582 "You think he's your boyfriend. One of you is wrong."
“Excuse me. Your engine is on fire and is about to explo...... “
"I have a boyfriend"
Tell him to bring a fire extinguisher.
"Then call and tell him to leave home for the hospital now -- he can beat the traffic and meet you in the burn unit."
If they say "I have a bf" and "I'm not interested" they're a f*ckin lost cause.
5:06 the ‘Should we try’ is just excellent. It’s borderline existential.
"My dad's a mechanic..."
IF, her father really is a mechanic,
she obviously doesn't listen to her father either.
@man with a username same here on that I just do not care when he tryed to teach me about it but hey I know how to chang a tirer at lest xD and know how to check my air pressure in my tires xD
She is just saying that because her brain is connected to her dad. Wow that is some sci fi shit right there..
@man with a username right but she said it like it gives her knowledge through osmosis.
My ex would always say this about her dad. Her dad told her that using the handbrake when parked on a hill would ruin the transmission, among other dumb shit, the car now needs 10k in repairs lol.
That's assuming her dad is around
Here's how you handle that situation. 10/10 perfect response:
1)Pull up next to them
2)point
3)laugh
4)drive off
What I would do is:
1)Pull up next to them
2)Ask if they need help
3)If they don't, call them Stupid B****!!
4)Drive off
You forgot the *down* after point.
This is now a Dark Souls reference... for these girls have truly gone hollow.
@@excaliber2010 yea that's probably how I'd do it LMAO
"haw haw!"
Why waste all that energy pointing? That's power you can put into laughing harder at them.
My dad's a retired fire fighter and as I kid I went on a lot of calls with dad and needless to say I saw alot of stupid people. He saw way way more idiots in 40 years. Between being a leo and in the uscg I can't tell you how many stupid people I ve seen like this as well. I've told dad alot, hey if people got common sense we'd be outta a job, and someone's gotta add another chapter to the never ending book "you can't make this shit up"
You're a leo? omg i'm an aquarius!
@@Matt_Alaric oh my bad, leo as in law enforcement 😆
@@natejones902I was almost call you one of the stupid people your father met for believing in movement of stars can affect a person. I think 'Matt' wss being sarcastic but the sarcasm is too thick to understand.
My god, I'm barely literate when it comes to taking care of my car. I can change the tires, jump start it, change the oil, and a few other bits and bobs, but that's about it. But this is on another level.
“Ma’am your brakes are loos-“
“HEY YOU BIGOT, IM MARRIED ALL MEN SHOULD BE AT WAR”
Right away ma'am -- cuts brakes
Your married then call your husband
"women can also be at war. That's sexist, ma'am"
you don't ask sex as a reward for a simple task? #NOTALLMEN
Actually no they want to be frigging guys so let them go to War instead of us.
“Excuse me ma’am, do you need help?”
“I have a boyfriend!”
“Understandable, continue to struggle”
Yeah, I see your boyfriend here helping you and that is why you are driving down the street with your jumper cables connected to another vehicle with a another woman holding them in an attempt to fix your AC..... o_o
I guess they say the same shit to the boyfriend as well.
I would’ve left her like Aizen left the soul society after fucking it up. No remorse and my ass is ➡️ gone
@@jameamason8697 LMAO!
@@RazorTrap That sounds like it would make for an entertaining video.
"Hey honey, need help?"
"I have a boyfriend!"
"Uhh, yeah.......me.....right here." 0_o
"No, I have another boyfriend!"
*"0_0......YOU WHAT?!?!"*
:P
As an actual mechanic of 6 years... this pains me to see, but got a good laugh out of it.
Yeah, I know how that feels. A lady ask me if I can see what is going on with their AC. I look at it and ask her a few questions. The answer came to a leak issue. Luckily found the leak at the service ports and have confirmation to replace two shraeder valves and instill freons. I told her, "it is going to take some time to recover the freons and set it in a vacuum. Will that be ok? Do you need to go anywhere?" She was notified and said nothing. It gets worse. An hour later, I was putting in freons that came with the dye. She insist that I put a stop leak in the HVAC system. I told her, "no, madam. Those do not work." Her face expression was like, "you calling me stupid?" I explain to her how it works and corrected her that the cans are either false advertised or the can is self-sealing that doesn't leak after use. She rant at me for 2 minutes. I pack up my stuff and left.
"My dad's a mechanic" Her dad also enjoys playing practical jokes, much like sending her to purchase blinker fluid, he explained to her in great detail the rolling AC recharge procedure, which she is executing flawlessly.
God I hope you are correct. Mechanic dad becomes an instant legend to mechanics everywhere. His myth will be told in break rooms.. well.. at least where I live.. tomorrow.. at break =d
Lmao 🤣🤣 I hope this is true. Lol
the blinker fluid video is real for anyone passing by
so you know this people?
You'd be surprised how many "experts" I've made look stupid by mentioning "blinker fluid" and "muffler bearings".
"Excuse me, Ma'am, do you need any help?"
**incoherent banshee noises**
"Alrighty then, y'all have a nice day."
I laughed harder then I should have.
::banshee noises::
*Final fantasy encounter music plays*
Natural selection.
this video is definitely fake
🦣🦧🦣🦧🦍
Oh my God, this is embarrassing to witness. I’ve never been anything but grateful when someone’s stopped to help me with car problems. I can’t imagine acting like these chicks under any circumstances.
We need a series of Uncle Gundam telling crazy ass stories from his past
"My dad's a mechanic"
"You should call him"
I agree, he probably needs a good laugh too.
Indeed!
Speaking as father I may love my daughter to bits, but the only times she makes me smile is when she does something stupid - I smile a lot!
Damn!! xD
Taught her everything she knows but the humor just didnt stick or college sucked it out of her.
Hahaha!
Funny how they disrespect these men cuz their men then use “my dad’s a mechanic” as their appeal to authority logical fallacy. That’s another man, btw.
When they go told to stop hitting on them the best response is "we're gay honey, stop being a bigot" Would have shut them up there and then.
100%!
Yes but then I'd be lying. But definitely would work.
@@TheKing-qz9wd they were probably lying when they said they had boyfriends so I don't think it would be bad if you did the same.
I ain't gay, but as a mechanic I'm 1000% using this next time this kind of shit happens to me 😂
And then if they let me help, I'll flip it on them and try to get their number hahaha
@@dragon_turtle go forth and flourish buddy
9:42 Please dear God tell me she didn't "vent" a HOT. FUCKING. RADIATOR.
my dad was great at fixing cars... but all I learned from that time was how to hold a flashlight and get yelled at.
Dude, same.
"My dad's a mechanic!" So by the laws of physics if you're related to someone, their expertise rubbs off onto you through no work of your own.
my mom's a teacher so I guess i couldve skipped school
Not even the first woman I've heard say that kind of thing. One woman told me she knew as much as me about a subject because she knew a lot of guys who did that job. And I used to do that very job professionally. Women today have no humility at all.
My dad is an aeronautical engineer so surely I am qualified to push the buttons or levers or whatever controls a plane couldn't tell you.
Clearly she didn't learn a damn thing from her dad. That is, if he didn't leave the mom for acting this same way when she was 4.
It worked for Rey....?🤷♂️
A couple of years back in Sydney, a man stopped to help a young woman having car trouble. He was a mechanic and he was able to successfully help her. She was very thankful to him and he went on his way, thinking all was well.
Next day he received a visit from the police and he was arrested for sexual assault. He was thrown in jail and the incident was picked up by the media who ruthlessly attempted to destroy him. But at least he had his loving wife by his side, right?
Wrong. She believed the young woman. She believed that her husband, to whom she had been married for decades, had sexually molested the young woman. So she kicked him out and left him.
And then, it was discovered that there was a security camera covering the alleged site of the rape. Eventually the police got around to actually viewing the footage and it showed him helping her as he had stated, and nothing more. So he was released. The woman, of course got a slap on the wrist.
I don't know whether he got back with his wife, but personally I would have never spoken to the unfaithful btich ever again. I imagine he will never look at a woman the same way ever again.
Caitlyn Gray - just shows the type of power women have especially young women to ruin a man's life with just her words. You just can't trust a girl isn't having something fucked up going on in her life and scapegoating some random guy for stalking her is a way to get attention and/or get her out of some trouble she is having.
Why the west has fallen apart and will continue to die
Can you please give a source
thats why men are going their own way for the most part
believe women
Such a shame we live in a world where people can't even help each other anymore
Overlord poggers
Just now i googled "air conditioner won't run in car solution" and got back this gem: "The most common reasons could be a clogged filter, cooling fan problem, radiator trouble, or it could simply be that you need to recharge (regas) your air conditioning" "recharge the AC" omg. thought id share the chuckle with ya'll, much love
Thank you for this information.
I love how independant women always roam in packs
One can read, one can count, one likes to hang around with intellectuals.
😂😂😂
Also love how those who don't need no man can never go without one.
One for each braincell
One man, if he's the right man, can take on the world. I've seen it.
I've never seen one woman take on anything. They can't operate outside the Sisterhood.
Car mechanic dad while watching this: "I'm sorry, never met that woman before. I have no daughter"
*After the electrocution fried her alive, and he did not care* "Not anymore."
@@tereninsecundus6084 and *nothing* of value was lost.
I fixed computers and web servers and as a hobby repair PlayStations. My wife tells me how electronics and computers work and I smile and say “isn’t that cute! You go make all the money now. I’ll stay home and do nothing”
She always has an answer.
Don’t even get me started on the argument she tried to have with a certified tenured hvac repairman.
It’s hilarious and she never learns.
Your GF who didn't wanna learn how to change a tire clearly had no desire to be strong or independent.
"Excuse me, ma'am; what are you doing?"
"I have a boyfriend!"
"And I'm sure he'll thank me later for saving you from exploding your car. What are you doing?"
Fixed it for you
"Excuse me, ma'am; what are you doing?"
"I have a boyfriend!"
"And I'm sure he'll thank me later for saving you from exploding HIS car. What are you doing?"
How has she not killed her boyfriend from her sheer stupidity?
Hahaha these responses are gold.
"But Ma'am thats not..."
"Shut up, I know what I am doing, my son is a computer technician that works overseas" is the one that I heard the most.
One of my biggest peeves Is people who assume one piece of Technology Is the same thing as another
I have basic knowledge on How to fix phones and PC's. People assume That means i can fix a car.
"I help my girlfriend who lives in Canada"
so now I delete system 32 and the computer will be fine
I eat the flesh of my relatives and I gain their knowledge.
My next door neighbor is a gardener so I pretty much know everything there is to know about botany.
Former technician here. People in general are largely ignorant of the inner workings of their vehicles. There are 3 skills that will save you a headache and money. 1 learn to change a battery, 2 learn to put on a spare, 3 learn to check your tire pressure (all cars have a sticker on the driver's door telling you the PSI of the front and rear)
In this case the car likely had a refrigerant leak. In today's world this is usually due to an O-ring failure. These o-rings can be bought for a few dollars. In a worst case scenario this is the condenser coil puncture. All the techs I worked with knew this, and would bring in their cars after hours and save themselves literally hundreds of dollars in repairs. Knowledge is power. Use the internet.
It's the gym maiden complex. If a guy talks to you, he has to be hitting on you.
Electrocution isn't a concern with 12 volts. But shorting out and fire is a concern.
I bet they ended up calling their dad and he said, "Don't do that, you'll get electrocuted." And when they tell people the story they'll stick to "guys came to hit on us" story instead of them being idiots 😂😂😂
He should have said don't do that your battery might explode.
Then they will forget what actually happened and be telling the story of some guys hitting on them while the were fixing a car for the rest of there lives.
i mean they are on the iternet now, the net never forgets
@@Ando1428 it would not explode though, nor would they get electrocuted. i work with building li ion batteries at high capacities and voltages.
Every time a girl tells me a story that started with "these guys came to hit on us" i know the entire story is a lie
When the entire culture unconditionally praises and validates everything they do, it's hardly surprising they can't see the errors of their ways
Missed opportunity to let them electrocute themselves then stand up and do it again because it was the fault of the men watching.
@@VioletDeathRei I don't want them to get electrocuted, they're empowered enough already
Yeah I don't help women at all anymore. Even working as a personal trainer with the goddamn "Trainer" shirt on, half of them wouldn't accept help when offered as part of my job.
It's a waste of time and not worth the risk in personal scenarios
@@theperfectbeing typical response. What's this 'trainer' shirt when a queen wears a crown.
Legend has it that they drove till they ran out of gas, and then several of them continued by pushing the cars, while two steered.
My mother went to university, so she was pretty smart. But when the water level in the fish tank kept dropping she thought the fish were drinking too much.
Me: "Excuse me ma'am that won't fix your AC"
Wahmen: "Ew, go away creepy man"
Me: "Righto"
(drives away and dials up police)
Me: "Hello, I like to report an incident where I seen two vehicles take up the same street, I think they clipped a parked car"
"they seems to be playing skip rope between two moving cars, i think they are on drugs"
I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on CZcams. So don't feel too bad for me, dear h
@@AxxLAfriku It's ok buddy I have to wear a paper bag.
not all hero's wear capes...
Honestly I would have done the same. Moved along and called the police. Not out of malice but their stupidity was actually endangering themselves and others.
"My dad's a mechanic."
Aye and mine is a pipeline engineer. Nobody's going to be drafting me in to design a fuel transportation system though because I don't know the first thing about it.
I don't even believe for one second that he IS a mechanic anyway. It's the kind of lie the extraordinarily stupid tell when called out on whatever stupid crap they happen to be doing.
Exactly right. My Dad is a pilot, I have no knowledge or interest in flying.
Yeah, and I was never invited by Santana to play guitar, despite all the CZcamss I've watched!
"My dad's a mechanic!"
This woman has never met her father.
“My dad is a mechanic”
D-Does she think that mechanical knowledge gets passed down through genetics or some shit???
Some people: "We don't need help we can do this on our own."
When they can't do it: "No one even tried to help us"
the words a mechanic loves to hear, "we tried to fix it but now its worse"
This could easily be resolved with a quarter trillion for free roadside service for everybody, forever. It will be funded via a punitive tax on men who offer to help women with boyfriends.
@@Rutherford_Inchworm_III that'd be the day I become a tax evader.
My ex wanted me to drill into brick to fit a folding table to her wall. She handed me a drill bit for wood. I told her she needed a masonry drill bit. Her answer to me was, "Mum said it would do the job". I literally had to show her it turning black, bending and snapping before she admitted she needed a masonry drill bit. Chicks man.
Yep. I cut precious stones and I learned that I need special dremal accessories designed for rare stones. The regular bits are not good enough and will overhear the dremal.
Next time use Marilyn Manson bit instead.
@@dickbrett9827 you can, I'll stick with doing things the right way.
I would have believed you. I know a guy who's a electrician apprentice and I trust his opinion completely because he the expert. I only argue if it's facts about demonology lol
@@clairdelune2400 what? Lol
I’m a technician and actually taught at a community college. I remember taking my company truck, a diesel, to the dealership (second job) and while in the office of the fleet service writer a wahman tech comes into the office. She thought she was so badass because she got done installing wiper blades. I refuse to help anyone now besides my family.
Over and over I discovered that you cannot learn much from books, and schools are even worse. But DOING something will learn you faster than you ever thought possible.
"No good deed goes unpunished." - 21st Century Yearbook Quote.
I left a note on a woman's car that said "Your tires are bald, you need new tires immediately" I could see the wire mesh through parts of the rubber. She complained to HR I left it because I was being a misogynist. She had to get security to go through the footage to find out it was a male before she made that claim. Thankfully it was easily rebuked by me saying "I have no idea who's car that was until now, how can informing them of something that may kill them be misogynist if I didn't know they were a woman". HR never came back to me for that issue.
Ain't it the truth.
I lived it.
@@DaemonRunner God bless you sir. Shame she had to be a screaming banshee.
The road to hell is paved with good intention.
As valiant as this guy was, being a gentleman died years ago.
You try to help a lady, you'll be considered a creep, a bigot, or an ass for trying.
If I may add, these aren't ladies, they're just _girls._ _Ladies_ appreciate Gentlemen and vice versa. But both died some decades ago.
@@D-Havoc Disagree, try to say that anywhere else but here and you'll be called an incel and a misogynist by seemingly normal women.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
@@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers yep. I'd just look the other way.
Being a gentleman only works if you're a hot jacked dude. Then women will flock to call for your aid.
Narcissists.
Back in the 80's I came out of restaurant and saw this girl standing next to a car looking distressed. I asked her what was going on. She said her car wouldn't start and she thought it was the battery. I told her to turn the key and let me hear it. Turned over really fast like normal but wouldn't kick over. I told her to stop and that it wasn't the battery by the sound. I opened her hood and saw a distributer cap. I took it off and the contacts were pitted as was the rotor. I got a screw driver from my car and scraped off the cap contacts and rubbed the rotor on the asphalt. Put it back together. Told her to start it and vroom. Running good. I told her it needs a tune up. Sparkplugs, cap and rotor. Thats all, don't let the shop sell you anything else. She offered to pay me. I told her no. But that if she had the opportunity to help someone in any way to please do it. Pay it forward. I wonder about her sometimes and how she is doing.
"We have boyfriends"
That's nice, I'm married. Now that we've established that I'm winning in relationships. Let me help you out.
I’m with Gundam, just leave them to their fate.
Absolutely
Absolutely not. The world must know! Record that shit!
It's a shame Darwinian selection isn't as prevalent in society as it used to be. If this were half a century ago, these women's funerals would already be in session.
@@spimpsmacker6422 give it time.
Ask first, then if refuse politely tell them how they mess up, then if they continue call 911( or country equivalent) and tell the police of a traffic violation if its like this specific event.
"I have a boyfriend"
I feel sorry for him already
He probably also sits down when he pee's
If only he responded that!! XD
Of course, that might also be a lie..
The issue of helping women with car trouble will resolve itself soon anway, since almost no one has a laptop with them. (And also no access to the software if right-to-repair doesn't establish itself properly.)
You talking about jumping the fuse box? Hahaha!! Paperclip works, but it also works to burn your wheels down hahaha
She probably read google to “charge the AC”, genius execution.
Oh holy shit!! Do you mean that to suggest that google gave results on the battery because they specifically typed in AC? I bet that’s exactly what happened, I’d be shocked if you weren’t at least partially correct, that’s the only thing that makes sense to me
This...actually makes sense.
This makes absolute perfect sense
100% it’s probably because their AC needs a recharge or there’s some small leak in the refrigerant etc
But people are morons
This explains everything lol
"She keeps saying they have boyfriends" "i hate woman" I felt that line in my soul.
I don’t think he QUITE said that but he likely almost did. You could hear him say “I hate-“ then cut himself off. 😂
Doctor: "Miss you appear to be bleeding to death did someone stab you we need to put pressure on the wound!"
Woman: "Eww excuse me I have a boyfriend and my dad's a pharmacist so I know what I'm doing!"
Ironically they probably either don't have boyfriends or at best they're losers cause look who those dudes are settling for. What chump would stick around more than a night with these feminist bimbos.
@@NoName-rl3fh true lmao
timestamp?
The problem is they're being nice when they should be verbally abusive to get result.
Late here, but your last story reminds me of my sister. I'm generally a pretty optimistic dude, but I'm also in touch with reality.
My sister and I were talking about dream homes and she tells me she wants a home with at least a mile between her and her closest neighbor. I'm not a big city guy but that's a bit extreme for me.
Mind you, we live in Idaho and she's talking about Idaho, Montana, or Wyoming for a home. I ask "What happens if there's a fire and it's 2am in the dead of winter with 3 feet of snow? You gonna walk through the snow in sub zero temperatures in your underwear so you can talk to your neighbors, tell them what happened?
She kept coming up with excuses as to how that wouldn't happen and I'm sitting here thinking "shit happens, and she's not ready". I'm also the youngest sibling...
They probably heard men talk about "recharging the AC" and thought it had something to do with electricity.
Underrated comment
Oh god, this is probably what they actually thought...
After reading this comment, suddenly the video makes sense. Initially it was so stupid I thought it HAD to be staged
Dad on phone: “so you need to charge the AC system with Freon gas…”
Girl: “got it. We’ll recharge the battery and press freely on the gas! Thanks dad. Bye”
This is what I thought. They are trying to recharge the A/C
Man I would've died laughing if I seen this in person.
Yeah but y R u So CrEePy
I wouldn't of said shit but watch lol let natural selection do its job
i would park my motorcycle on the road side and enjoy the show and pretend im having a break
I would of had the same reaction as these guys. I wouldn't be able to spare the brain energy to even laugh. My brow would of been furrowed and my eyes squinted. And I would just been there befuddled trying to figure out what they are trying to do and somehow have it make sense
@@shadowsfall42 The scary thing with natural selection is these people sometimes take others down with them.
I knew a chic who was a self-proclaimed car enthusiast. My car needed a jump so she got her jumper cables. I hooked up my battery, told her what color on which terminal. 30 seconds later it started smoking. I quickly unhooked the cables. She'd hooked her end up opposite to mine. Thankfully I undid the cables fast enough that there was no electrical damage to my car.
She also liked to tell people how smart she was.
🤦🏻♂️
Her dad: "I trained her wrong on purpose, as a joke."
You belong in prison because that just killed me 😂
I'm married to a mechanic, I've seen him help countless people over the years.
I can't stand women who just automatically hate on men for giving advice.
Ok stay stranded or break your shit, that's on you🤷
I can understand things like being nervous. Women have been attacked when they're stranded somewhere, after all.
But there's definitely a clear difference between being nervous or scared and being an asshole.
@@emeryltekutsu4357 The problem is when women assume everyone is out to get them, or to get something out of the encounter. It's plain hubris what these women in the vid did. Why would two normal looking and behaving men want to attack women that outnumber them in broad daylight? Simply not gonna happen, so they can't play that card. A lot of women try to act like they're helpless prey animals and are living in a world of predatory men who are just bound to attack them someday. Victim mentality.
"You're so creepy!"
Said to men who are trying to keep them from dying over stupid AC.
It never fails to entertain me how people can say stupid s*** with such confidence, lol.
Technically, you do have to "charge" the ac, but you do it with cans of refrigerant and an ac gauge. No electricity involved in that part of the system.
"The future is female!"
We're all doomed, aren't we?
Iceberg, dead ahead.
Bruh we beyond doom
We sure are
You know who's behind it:
They are very powerful, yet not numerous at all.
Pointing out their power is a societal taboo. 😉
@@Mayhzon To know who controls you, you must simply look at who you're not allowed to criticize.
There was some road work being done by a crew in my neighbourhood this one time. They were almost finished, but covered this big hole with sand and stopped for lunch. The site was isolated with a plastic orange fence.
I was going to the bank and saw this woman driving an SUV with a baby in back, who thought it was a good idea to push the fence aside and just keep on driving. Naturally, her car got stuck in the sand.
I felt bad for the baby and decided to help her. I used a few wood planks lying around and managed to unstuck the car. I asked her how did she miss the orange fence isolating the area. She just gave me a "humpf" and drove away, no thank you, no nothing.
I just shrugged it off and went about my day and forgot all about her.
An hour later, I was returning home and walked past the same site and what do I see? The same car, same woman, stuck in the same spot. I look at her, she looks at me. I keep on walking.
I feel bad about that poor kid bro. With a mother like that he’s not gonna be all right.
This actually sounds true
@@orionroberts1253 Don't mock Goldfish by comparing them to a Karen. Goldfish are smarter than people realize.
She was actually looking for a new man to take care of her baby but saw by your car you werent rich enough. So she continuously gets stuck so that men will come to her aid and she can repay them. Better than match.
That poor kid is now a two soul gender fluid furry majoring in sociology and genderqueer studies with a perfect 4.0 gpa.
at least they managed to connect the cables without electrocuting eachother
Hey - i saw two GUYS in the middle of downtown, jumper cables backwards, batteries smokin', confused faces.
I, a female, helped them. Imagine that.
💪 You were raised right, also more likely you were raised 50+ years ago barely any young women can do it.
Seeing as they refused help, I'd be tempted to leave, call the police, and tell them "Yeah...there's a girl walking two cars down the street, like dogs, on a jumper cable, obstructing traffic. They're trying to jump-start or something, but they're driving IN the road...in both lanes. They're constantly refusing help. Please send an officer to tell them to get out of the road and stop before someone gets electrocuted."
Problem is, it'd take the cops the better part of an hour to get there.
It would take them the better part of an hour (or more) to get home at walking speed, especially once they had to get onto a main road, so it'd be OK. lol
Key word is saying they are obstructing traffic, because I'm sure the cops wouldn't care if the wenches electrocute themselves
I dunno, "walking two cars on a leash" sounds so hilarious I reckon half the department might want to come have a look!
Indeed . It is the only rational,ethical, civically responsible non-simp thing to do. Wtf were those guys trying to do?
Why does nobody call the f... police i would wait they stupid.
Guys: “You might get electrocuted!”
Girls: “I have a boyfriend. You’re creepy.”
I bet they gave up and called daddy 😆
I'd hang up, to die laughing. I'm just nice like that.
Hell I would stop after they refused the second time.
“My dads a mechanic” pfff yeah really shows.
“We know what we’re doing” oh loooorrrrd! God have mercy on her soul xD and that’s coming from a self proclaimed atheist hahahaha.
Some people just can’t admit their wrong.
@@Ludak021 rick..... do me a favor. cause the zombie apocalypse for us please. i think its time
Was this after the boyfriend also was electrocuted being a soy boy?
I hope the got a 12VDC introduction to electricity. Oh man. I would pay to see that.
My car stopped getting cold air so I just drove with the windows down, your flat tire story reminded me of the song "Wisdom" by Mother Mother, a good lesson to not turn away wisdom as you might find yourself stranded when you need it the most.
The problem is, if you actually need help, now nobody will ever help... Because some are mad dumb 🤦🏻♀️
"Hey if you do that you're gonna get electrocuted"
"Quit hitting on me you creep!"
Must be into some really hardcore stuff if she relates electrocution with flirting, I'd know.
Also the word creep has lost all meaning, women just throw it around whenever they don't wanna deal it.
XX chromosomes are so used to lying to avoid minor inconveniences that they do it even when it doesn't make sense.
That's one hell of a pickup line, gotta try it next time I go out
Just pure unadulterated narcissism, thats all that was.
It's a marvellous thing, you know? Watching someone who is SO confident in what they're doing, that they simply cannot be persuaded that they're entirely wrong.
I had a boss like that, he never paid vacation pay because one of his friends told him "just register yourself as a farmer, and you don't have to pay". Wouldn't listen to a single person tell him otherwise, until somebody got a lawyer involved. The guy was a complete moron, but in his mind he was literally the most brilliant person in the world.
Really? I mean, you could just go to Twitter. They're a half-penny a dozen.
@@vithepiltoverenforcer8778 Hell, go outside for more than 15 minutes. A person like that is bound to come by in that time. They're a plague. Ignorant narcissists.
Ego
@@insensitive919 I mean most people are dumb. Half of them are dumber than that. Even most of the people saying things like what the two of us just said are most likely dumb too.
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. I bet her dad said to change the ac. And magic ensued
Imagine living in an age where you have a literal pocket computer that can provide you all the automotive knowledge you may ever need for any vehicle in existence, but you're a woman.
Truth be told, the auto makers are making even basic maintenance a bitch a perform. Imagine having to drop the nose of a car, and remove the headlight assembly completely, just to change out a burned out light bulb.
Yeah, THAT was rude surprise Ford had in store for my 2016 Fusion.
That and it took me 40 minutes to change the battery. Keep in mind, I have multiple tools, both standard and metric wrench sets, plus socket sets. Just to give an idea, due to the battery's location, Ford had to make a custom, three piece fitting to attach the negative cable to the negative terminal. You won't find THAT part at any local NAPA.
@@tailgunner2 That is a good point. Today's vehicles are a royal pain to try to fix or even do basic maintenance.
@@tailgunner2 Point made, but that has hardly any relevance to the OP's comment. It would of taken literally 30 seconds to open up a browser tab on your phone and search "why does my A/C not work? I can assure you that NONE of the results would of said "hook jumper cables to your car and another to recharge your A/C" It would of taken another 30 seconds to find the most common issues for the above mentioned issue, from lack of refrigerant, to a small or large leak to a mechanical issue with the compressor.
Imagine, if you will, where we live in a world where we have literal pocket computers to do research pretty much ANYWHERE, yet somehow we have the most stupidest of people. Now, imagine back in the 70's/80's/ and 90's, where that did not exist. There was no internet to tell you basic things, or even advanced things. If you were lucky, you had a basic booklet that told you some information about your car. Yet, I cannot fathom nor imagine seeing people back then being THIS stupid despite the lack of knowledge. I firmly believe technology has given people the ability to not only be incredibly dumb, but ignorant and completely backwards whereas one would think it would be the opposite.
@SpeCifiC0507 The reason you wouldn’t see people back then doing this, is because they didn’t have the internet and cameras in their pockets. Today, everything can be recorded and shown to the world at any given moment. This makes it seem like stupidity is more rampant.
Lmao
Oh gosh, this joke just cured the AIDS this video clip gave me.
Thx bro.