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0:00 Bad News for Billy
0:43 It was a normal day till...(chris chan)
2:00 There was already Warning (E-Girl economics)
2:57 Onlyfans gave warning back in June
3:46 Help me hewie lewis
4:16 fair warning!(who knows)
4:51 Lewds No moar (the fallout)
6:51 Hiding in my room is devistated
7:51 Content (the path of least reisitance)
8:38 Melt downs(Don't beat me mama susan)
10:00 "Get a real job"
10:36 BBC Onlyfans Leaks (Serious)
14:44 back to the lighthearted takes
15:41 Onlyfans press release
16:16 back on subject
17:36 underage users BBC news
18:26 the messages sent to top creators?
19:00 I contacted women in the industry
20:17 The Sites sprining up to take onlyfans place
21:30 The women that weren't making money anyway
22:54 The other fansite that want's a 30% price cut the e-girls are enraged
27:10 Rant:30
29:50 final thoughts - Hry
Journalists: "Coal miners need to learn to code."
**OnlyFans bans pr0n**
Also Journalists: *"REEEEEEEEEEEE!"*
Sums up modern journalism nicely.
I'm shocked /s
E-thots gotta #LearnToCode
Girls can do programming too! Hahaha!
@@DonVigaDeFierro Well they are always saying we need more women in STEM! 😂
@@ChaplainJoshua The real journalists who tried to expose the Hodomolor when Stalin was ruling the USSR were killed and thrown under the bus by their own peers in UK and United States.
"When Onlyfans ends, Subway will be hiring."
-Kevin Samuels
That was the best rant
Trust me, many are the types that will never get a regular job. They would become escorts, before getting a job at a subway. lol
Walk into Subway, recognize the girl behind the counter.
"Hey, isn't this you?"
Watch her run into the back and cry for the third time that day.
i watched the entire podcast and i love it
Where can i find this i want to laugh
“Google is gonna ban porn, what are you gonna do then?”
Bing: “ *My time has finally come* “
*boots up torrent program*
But Bing will only find R*pe-P*rn and Snuff. Only the Dark stuff
@@ezragoldberg3132 Bing never said it would use its power for good…
@@supergingerr Guess that rules out Yahoo. Why do I hear ducks going?
@@asparrow9876 Just ask Jeeves.
I love how an iPhone app scanning your face for verification is considered "an invasion of privacy" but not posting spread-eagle for the world to see LOL!
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again alot of these girls are gonna feel disgusted with themselves when 10 years from now when there kids or there friends inevitably find there onlyfans images
theres a lot of hoes who dont show face or wear masks who think some basement dweller with haxxors and dox them....and tbh they totally will XD also dudes who dont want their friends to know they are making extra money letting some woman ram her entire arm up their ass on camera.
@@wilmagregg3131 Most of them won't nor will they understand why their kids are having depression or anger issues.
Don't give I phone any ideas....
"But but..... My girlfriend only responds to me when I leave her a tips on onlyfans." -Idubbz
lol
Oh yeah Icuccckz, I forgot about that guy and when he made a few funny videos.
What a time
lmao
OUR girlfriend
i almost forgot about him damn
When Krystal (They/Them, BLM, ACAB, Non-Binary, Scorpio, Vegan, Marxist) has to get a real job to continue buying hair dye
_"The horror! Having a real job is LITERALLY SLAVERY!!"_
There's only one way we can tell these people get bent weirdos.
you bigot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you forgot {insert random thing} now cancel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal/Krystal is universally known name, I promise.
@@DonVigaDeFierro Literally fashcism
"What're you investing in?"
"That's none of your business!"
"Is it secret?"
LoL.
"I'm investing in myself or my business"
Girl Mani pedis are not an investment, they are a luxury with a 0 sum return
Investing in buttplug
And they couldn't even tell that he was trying to give them good advice. That's the sad part.
@@oneandy2 He is far too condescending to give advice and he does not know jack about sex work.
@@DanielBMS Rather sweet lies than sour truths?
"If you don't know what a Hitachi is, you're clueless"
I felt a little cleaner in my soul prior to knowing. Thanks Gundam, Ya dick!
tekken character?
@@santosdr2 You're thinking of Heihachi.
@@DragoonWarrior790 ehhh crap ole i guess in this world it is now heihachi. Fucking shit, this world is stupid and not smart at all. My memories are being. UGh. stupid quantum living.
Hitachi makes large hammer drills,
But I suppose it still fits.
It's a type of sauce, isn't it?
Onlyfans: So how will I bounce back after banning porn?
Tumblr: That’s the neat part. You don’t.
I was telling someone about the good old days of tumblr,just the other day. They didnt even know that tumblr was rowdy back in the day 🤣,perfect analogy though.
Biggggggg rowdy bro 😂😂😂
Tumblr was crazy before the fall in 2017
@@bmwright1991 😂😂
Tumblr was going crazy bonkers back in the day, but after they banned all the porn, all the lewd artists and smut connoisseurs migrated toward different sites
I'm gonna have a drink. Cheers to simps for letting us have a good laugh with this great news
As the old saying goes, "Haven't you heard of the learning power of laughter?"
@@Megatron_95 we can either laugh or cry. I'll be here all day long laughing
God bless the simps. Endless entertainment 😂
"In a world so full of 💩 you might aswell have it for dinner" LMAO 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll pour me a glass of gin for celebrating our small victory gents
Newest patch removes easy mode glitch for those with high beauty stats. Player base divided on issue
"The truth is an ugly child."
Is a surprisingly deep saying.
Let the day of the banning be known as “October Thirst”.
_b r u h_
B R U H
Wouldn't it be the October Pull Out?
They should wait until november to call it "The Final No Nut Challenge".
So November is to recharge for the month of October?
“I can’t see this horribly backfiring.” -some OnlyFans Exc.
I really hope they succeed without the thots just to spite them
They prob know what they doing better than all the h03s
well letting all the that illegal sex trafficking-slavery torture,incest,sh-t eating,pedophilia, beastuality for money backfired so bad ,, stopping it for money and having thousands ho3s whining is not quite as bad
😂
@@Veros245 they won’t. Tumbler comes to mind, and when that failed we suffered.
Damn, Billy's on some hard times. Last time we saw him he was sick, now he's better and it's right into another crisis. Poor guy.
@trueblueprussian 23 Billy is the puppet seen in the beginning of the video.
"I cant do anything. I got no skills." Shows her dirtbox to the internet. okeh
😂
@trueblueprussian 23 Crying isn't practicing, don't believe me just ask Mick Mars from Motley Crue.
At least she is honest in that moment.
Gundam: "I hate these videos. I hate talking about thottery. I don't want to do it anymore, I want to paint robots."
Me: "I felt that."
"Yeah, I feel ya." (goes back to kitbashing wardollies)
I was reading that as he said it in the vid
I'd rather draw them difficult as hell but worth it
Yah, feel bad for him. I wish I could I could stream myself UV and Normal Mapping all day, but let's be honest....90% of us ain't gonna sit here 30 minutes watching a video about any of that stuff. I don't even get a real Dopamine hit when I'm the one doing it. That's why I come here to see these other videos instead where he's running Down the people who don't know what real work looks like
i too want to paint my gundams
When the news dropped my husband kept asking " has gundam dropped a video on this yet?" Lol
Your husband has exquisite taste in comedy.
@@m3tr0id86 why I married him
@@LadySquiffington I will have a drink to that.
You two are classy people ! Salute fellow highbrow comedy fans 😁
Huzzah! A man of quality!
This man needs to host a TED talk for these "content creators" to try and explain how the system actually works lol. They'd just yell and call you a biggot tho
Look up kevin samuels
Let them die on the streets homeless of live a life of shame at their parents house, no use trying to make a donkey drink
Gundam: If you don't know what a Hitachi is, you're clueless.
Me: Yeah, it's a brand of drill.
Me: It's a brand of television my mother liked in the 90s.
"OnlyFans BBC Leaks" was the most frightening transition slide I've ever seen
Not at all what I expected
No Huw Edwards! Why? You didn't need to sell yourself on Onlyfa- Oh, wait...
I was sure it wasn't the paper.
*SAME*
I'm scared...
Lonelyfans is going to leave a lot of lonelymans. 😂
Dont forget the lonelyfemales who will be left with lonelybankaccounts after the jobs they apply to do a background check or realise that the people that are applying have absolutely nothing to them except looking good
@@selka1661 that motel in the center of my town likes this.
Escort sites are gonna be flooded with bargains from new providers
McDonald's is hiring if people are interested.
@@selka1661 Hooters recruiters will have their hands full.
I'm a fan of any type of Thotaudit, whether it's by a trending hashtag or inconsequentially due to a change in a site's TOS lol.
The best is there is no outrage from their "loyal" simps.
Them: "30%? They want to take a 30% cut? That's too much!"
Me: "I can invest (blank) amount of money in to a product, sell the product, and make a 30% profit? A 30% PROFIT?! I'M ON IT!!!"
I don't think economics are these girls forte. Or even have a third grade understanding of it at that.
@@scooterjones303 The amount of people that don't understand how a business works financially is staggering. I am not the brightest guy but I even know.
@@xeldinn86 honestly, my mom doesn't understand why 75% of my money goes into savings/investment with the rest going to bills/loans and a single 100$ fun money spending spree a month. In about 10 years I project that my net worth will be more than her entire working career.
"20% is far too much"
boy, have you ever saw the income taxes in most countries ?
for real. Between state and federal I gotta pay upwards of 30% on fucking Doordash income, and I lose another 20% to gas by default. I guess I should be whipping my cock out on camera or something instead, idk
@@Phoenix0F8 you sounding exactly like an entitled woman...that tough job delivering food 🤣😂
@@ftniceberg874 while delivering food is not a tough job I agree with his point. Fuck the gov taking ANY of my money. Taxation is theft.
@@ftniceberg874 You're 100% an involuntary celibate haha. Can sense it accross the interwebs
At least kids won't have to be worrying about their mother's joining onlyfans anymore
Mom pages are the best pages
Yes they will. How do you think this content will be removed? Automatically? Please. It going to be like everywhere else - report based removal. And who is going to pay, to get behinda paywall to get what they just paid for pulled.
It's like these people must have NEVER watched South Park before. Cartman getting constantly bullied for his Mom being the neighborhood thot should have taught these people a lesson. Kids can be more savage than adults when it comes to insulting and bullying one another, that's a fact.
That one poor kid whos mom had an onlyfans and he was getting bullied to suicide, may he now be saved
@Kelly Betita easy money with zero effort is appealing to today's self-centered generation.
Them: The site taking 30% of my donations isn't fair! It's MY body and MY image that I'm selling!
Me: Yeah. On THEIR website that they THEY created.
THIS
"the world is so full of shit, you might as well have it for dinner." one of the best quotes i've heard in a while
What's wrong, Gundam?
Gundam: I sensed a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of voices screeched out in anger and were suddenly silenced. Excellent.
OH SHIT HE ALREADY HAD IT IN HIS VIDEO! Beautiful!
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am the ULTlMATE L0VER on this platform. Don't enter the ch*nnel of me, AxxL, if you are not above a certain age, dear bla
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
"I felt a great disturbance on the internet. As if a hundred million e-girls suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly jobless. I feel something funny has happened."
- Obased-wan Kenobi
You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
“Is that a raincoat?”
🔪🩸
🪓
Yes Paul! It is!
10:17 Damn, I knew Papa G was a man of culture, but slapping Dice in there is one hell of an overkill, Bravo Good Sir!
Reddit simps and onlyfans broads were literally having mental breakdowns yesterday. Funniest shit ever.
I want to see compilations of this
I mmean when are they _not_ at the verge of a mental breakdown?
Good it time simps realize they wasted their money on nothing.
D I lookup 'Reddit simps" to read it?
Maybe they should...learn to code..
"Onlyfans shutting down reminds us that The Patriarchy still exists"
I'm waiting for this article to come out, I'll take a shot for every matching word, and 2 shots per word if it's exactly the same.
Commenting to return later to this gem
Exactly
Well good luck on your 20 shots cause you just gave them there headline lol
bonus shots if the article tries to shoehorn in the term for "guys that didn`t get laid", double if they somehow construct a connection with trump.
I would advice something smooth, like mead, for that drinking binge btw. ^^
Brother I hope you have a backup liver
"I have no other talents!" Idk, your acting is *almost* perfect xD
"I can't dance, i can't sing" because Burger King requires all employees to put on a show whilst serving!
True that. You'll be fine long as you can get that two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
TWEWY Shadow Ramen
“They dance while they cook!”
XD
The simpocolypse is here and my boi Gundam is archiving the good stuff for 30 minutes. My body is ready
OMG! I am totally going to imitate the Halo Medal voice to "Simpocolypse" just for giggles.
There are multiple sayings.
"Never be dependent on 1 job. Always have a backup in case you lose you're main source of income."
"Never put all you eggs in 1 basket. Spread them out, in case 1 basket gets smashed."
"Always invest your income. In case something happens, you have a net to catch you if you fall."
Most of those "creators" have 0 financial education, probably they wasted their income in stupid shit, sucks to have only one skill
Never put all your eggs in one basket
What should i invest in lel,a full suit of armour to deflect thottery and saucyry,no really 2000 pounds steel samurai armor why not why is
I highly doubt it takes that much effort to do sexual photos or videos of yourself. The woman's not play victim have the right to when they're purposely putting their bodies out there and wanting thirsty men to give them money or expensive items
@It's Because If you open an investment account and just put in the minimum $25 per month. It can add up in the long run. What you're thinking of is playing the stock market and trying to make it big in a short amount of time.
I recall Hitachi being a television manufacturer, perhaps this was longer ago than I thought.
Didn't they also make power tools as well?
Hard Disk Drives with middling reviews is my familiarity.
I got a hitachi miter saw, maybe she needs to put here energy in to that kind of hitachi 😆🤣
Japanese electronics manufacturers tend to have a pretty broad portfolio, it's just they cater to local markets as a priority and only send stuff overseas piecemeal
That is unironically my favorite Huey Lewis song playing in the background during the intro.
Remember that Simpsons gag where they are "confident that the new alcohol free Duff will sell even more than regular one" and after seven minutes they are in bankruptcy?
This but for real.
@john smith lol
People watch only fans for the women’s personalities of course
@@wpeniche Big, juicy pairs of personnalities
@@wpeniche - It's "ART". Don't be a hater. lmao.
In Duffs' part, it was the only way they can try to make a profit when the town of Springfield issued prohibition during that episode. sort of how the payment companies are going to bail out of Onlyfans because of it's adult activities.
I've lost 3 family members this month. It's also my birthday month. This news and video has managed to cheer me up a bit. Thank you. Edit--thanks everyone for the wishes. It's very much appreciated.
Sorry for your loss and Happy Birthday. 🎂👍
Condolences and belated birthday wishes 🍻
Dude..... I lost someone this year too..... I wish you well and a Happy Birthday EvilKabuki.
Sorry for your loss. Just remember good times are always ahead
Came to the comments to laugh but this is truly sad, really sorry to hear that you've had that kind of month. Take care of yourself!
It's sad when Gundam is having a mental breakdown on the thottery and wants to build gunpla. Meanwhile me building gunpla listening to this.
the editing here is perfect. hilarious. what a great video. thanks for the break down, i was gone all weekend and this was great
If you knew what bad things really are.
I love your content!
Beastiality is all over the internet
Honestly if people only truly knew. The surface is nothing in comparison to what happens under the surface. Actual evil people doing evil crap and they also happen to have complete control over the culture of the western civilizations. All by pushing different types of markets to shift the culture just from a few years of ads and movies.
Thats super billionaire villain stuff.
@In2sanity idk if I’d say in a “better” world. I think its natural that things always get corrupted. The real problem is there is no actual unifying culture and culture has become a band of actual cults that hate each other. I don’t think there’s anyway to fix that other than God himself correcting it.
If you look back in history, anytime an empire was lead by a man that wasn’t lead by God. The empire would fall apart. Which I just don’t think we’ll ever see an empire lead by God until his empire actually comes into reality.
Until then we are stuck in a wheel.
....you'd stay away from bad things forever
What I learned from only fans is that women are ok with being objectified as long as they get paid for it
Not all women. But yeah, Only fans definitely exposed a lot of em
Some do it more for the attention than the money
That wonderful art piece at 4:34 by Lewds No More, hats off to you man that shit got better the more i look at it.
And this Gundam, is why I'm subscribed. It all came down to this. Thank you for your service
"The truth is an ugly child." -Mama Gundam
"It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! It is a good pain!"
This is just gravy 😁
Someone plays chaos on dawn of war 😆
*_WE'RE BACK, AND BETTER THAN EVER!_*
"Chaos sighted"
Blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne
Faithful...
Enlightened...
Ambitious...
Brethren...
22mins had me belly aching, great quote at the end too, cheers gunner.
In refence to the section in 21:30 I literally spat out food yelling at my computer screen to get a fucking regular job and then died laughing at the Lebowski refence. Thank you It'sAGundam and I'm unsure if Stu does any of the editing but he deserves a shout out as well.
I was half expect a skit of Billy getting some rope ready for himself.
I was thinking more along the lines of eating a bullet
Nah brah. Gundam's gotta be able afford more than 2 bags of packaged tuna
He'd get the video age restricted for breaking community guidelines.
OnlyFans creators: "What am I supposed to do?? I can't find another job!"
Retail stores / Restaurants: "I will literally pay you $50 just to show up for an interview"
Probably 99.99% of those creators didn't even foresee that this kind of cash cow don't last forever and didn't even bother to invest and diversify their income, probably they wasted it on stupid shit.
I'd rather not have those nasty walking stds around my food
The funny thing is they can still do sex work on onlyfans but they can only post nude videos and photos, they just can't post anything involving masturbation, or having sex.
@@travisseagroves69 that's not sex work. Sex work implies that the customer gets sex in return for their payment.
@@Drums_of_Liberation that WAS the original definition of ex work but the woke expanded it to include any form of lewd work that isnt drawing pron
Also fundamental, I love your content and the way you talk about things. Keep it up!
Just found this channel and I’m binging it all at work, thank you ☺️
The most hilarious thing to me is only fans thinks they’ll survive this. like dude this move is literally “bankruptcy with extra steps”
It's basically the Tumblr suicide, but with slightly fewer autistic otherkin twink furries.
@@berserkasaurusrex4233 i’ve heard this comparison before but honestly it doesn’t even compare.. Play Tumber always had cutesy little arts and craft wanna be Pinterest crap on it.. what the f**k else was only fans ever used for? seriously do you or anyone you know ever use it for anything other than b()()biez?
this is like harbor freight banning power tools
if they choose this path is prob because they were already sinking.
Apparently it isn't how we perceive it to be. they're only banning the most extreme content like ppl actually screwing.
@@berserkasaurusrex4233 tumblr also had a massive CP problem. Verizon decided to ban porn to limit CP in anyway possible because it was such an issue.
All restaurants, bars and stores will have a influx of new employees come October 😂😂
And many... many massage centers and dark alleys...
And the Adult Entertainment Industry is still recruiting, ladies.
@@josueveguilla9069 that's above their skills... and yes, I know we're talking about "pr0n".
“When OnlyFans Stop.. Subway Will Be Hiring”
-Kevin Samuels
@@rjzavala87 And Brazzers, Reality Kings, New Sensations, Family Sinners, etc, etc, etc, too.
Bruh... this channel has awesome editing and funny as hell. Bravo.
I absolutely love your videos brother. Love the content and quality. I gotta say though, that BBC leaks transition screen was metal as fuck. Well done
Looks like Hooters is about to have a fresh batch of employees soon.
half of these chick don't have the hooters for Hooters
@@nikoclesceri2267 that’s why push up bras exist.
I don't think hooters takes fat chicks
@@biggusdickusiv5883 we’ll send the fat chicks to India or North Korea, whichever is cheaper.
@@DocGadget11 push up bras mean jack if most of these chicks are flatter than a 10 year old.
I love it when people claim SW is work, like nah sis, you take pictures and upload them. That's like 10 minutes of your time to make what I make in a week busting my ass with a 40 hour week. I wish I too lived on recruit difficulty.
My favorite is the "Well, you sell your body too!" When they get mad at manual laborers for shitting on them. No, I don't sell my body, I sell my skills and time.
@@brandondavis7777 That's because you have self respect and actual worth.
@@sleepykitty8918 Nah more because us men don't get paid (as much) as them
As a motorcycle tech, I sell my body. Everyday I labor I’m selling my body through manual labor and my soul through spending more time there than I do at home or with loved ones.
I can’t be mad at anyone who found a way to sell their body using less work and making more for doing it. Why the hell not? I would so do it if I could. I feel like anyone mad about it is just jealous and never learned to be an adult about it so they act like little kids who didn’t get the same toy as their sibling.
I'm an ugly man, so I studied a PhD in order to get a well paid job without working too much... I'm still searching for a job because the pandemics coordinated with finishing my thesis...
glad you liked using my simp song, god speed.
I came here not expecting to see drag clips in the edit but here we are and I'm not mad 😆
Let’s be honest, this shouldn’t have come as a surprise. This is the exact same situation as the hot tub meta on Twitch. If you keep pushing the envelope without any consideration for the future, at some point you’re going to push it too far and something is going to break.
Also, CZcams, in a sense, right?
I see this as the same thing that happened with Tumblr. People were using it for illegal sex stuff (I think pedophilia), Tumblr was threatened with removal from the google app store, they responded by just banning sexual stuff outright... when most people were using it for porn at that point. The platform died out fast after that, all because they were too lazy/corrupt/incompetent to moderate properly.
And Twitter seems to be having a similar issue so we might get Tumblr's 'Pro Gamer Move' 3.0.
the body?
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring
@john smith I work there, their standards aren't that high
@@osets2117 word😂
What about hooters
@@osets2117 even even degenerates like me could get a job there.
Bruh don't make Oops even more of a joke than it already is. I'd prefer my packages to be intact. I don't want to have to build both the gunpla and the box it comes in.
When he asked if she was investing her money and she said "that's none of your business" you know she is just burning all the money she is getting from the simps with no actual backup plan in case the well dries up.
Some of your best work man.
When I saw the "BBC Leaks" title come up, my jaw hit the floor, like where the hell is this goin? I now know he is talking about the British broadcast channel 😅
Yeah F the BBC.
Ngl I kinda thought the same thing.
*Normal Person With A Clean, Cute, Smooth Brain: British Broadcast Channel*
*$1mp5 Brain: 𐐒1G 𐐒Ł4₵K ₵0₵K*
You some sad coomers if the first thing you think of when you see BBC is a brothers schlong.
It’s almost like the adult industry is shady.
*Hmmmmmmmmm…*
It’s really not, in specific, though. Especially if you do it yourself… people are shady in general so it encompasses all areas. You think this device you’re typing on was made using honest labor? Nope, all smart device companies out source to sweat shops that pay unlivable wages. But hey, sex work is the real problem!
@@TheSCPStudio Don't tell him how chocolate and shoe industry operate. You might break a few people when you tell them that the US didn't end slavery. Just outsourced it or have slave labor in all but name.
"That's because I basically tell you the God-forsaken truth, & as my mother used to say, 'the truth is an ugly child.'"
That should be your sign-off from now on. Liked, added, shared, subbed.
What an s-show, my goodness...
Insightful as always Gundam!
That shriek of simp horror at the beginning made me spit out my coffee. 😂
Never have I laughed so hard at such a large group of reality deniers. Anyone that sincerely thought the good times would keep on rolling was hopelessly optimistic at best, and willfully naïve at worst. And the ones that quit their jobs? Enjoy working at McDanks I guess. Freely expressing your sexuality is all well and good until you want to be paid for it, that's always going to be a minefield of legalities and moralizing. Financial institutions and investors have little patience or understanding of that and expecting it to change suddenly is just not realistic.
It'll be a great time to go back to work and see nice looking women be humiliated by some hard work at a nice store, or some restaurant, or you know, a normal job.
It's quite funny when you think about it. These "sex workers" have no other Skills, Interest, or Identity other then sex or anything close to it.
Hey is like Kevin Samuel's said when the onlyfans thing is over subway will be hiring
Imagine if the executives of only fans are just that based. They created the platform with this planned from the start to help the hoes ruin their lives by doing what they always thought of doing but never did
@@iamlucidess Except when they're part of your workforce. Then you get to pull her weight as well!
I love these videos Gundam I appreciate your work.
The NE ranting is just music to my ears....
Gundam you're my spirit animal
Oh how I've missed Billy. It's good to see him again. Don't ever stop doing Billy skits, he's one of my favorites.
I also liked the SFM animations with scout wearing a gundum helmet
I looked up hitachi on google and all I got were pictures of excavators, so I'll just assume it's a vibrator shaped like an anime character.
😂😂😂😂
It's the one bored housewives refer to as their back massager.. looks a bit like a baseball bat with a (vibrating) baseball stuck on the end.
@@nuclearmedicineman6270 I was watching a commercial the other day that was selling a very real massager (for deep muscle massage) that looks like a hitatchi had sex with a jack hammer. It would be murder to use it for sex stimulation, though. I think it was for some Olympic athlete.
Or my old Hitachi-hard drive, which vibrates and is loud as all hell.
They also have to pay for lawyers, and lawsuits for when shady shit goes down on the site and that shit is really expensive.
That American jingle during the rant was so perfect, god I am in stitches!
This is *exactly* how strippers sound when it comes to paying their house fees and tip out “but I’m the one who gets naked!” Waaaaaaa 😫
"What are you invested in?"
"That's none of your business."
"It's a secret?"
"I'm invested into my onlyfans."
*Naked Gun face palm meme*
That is a great movie.
When the one chick starts freaking out lol get a hold of urself airplane slap meme
gundam? This is even NOT invested...
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Just saw that movie 20 mins ago coz I did t had any internet since last night. Damn they don’t make movies like that any more.
@@MyEvilTaco there was a blankman clip in there somewhere, it’s my favorite superhero movie. Definitely worth a watch too. Not as good as naked gun though, but still pretty funny and different.
Damn .. the Multiverse is merging. I'd never have dreamed that I'd see Kevin Samuels referenced on a Gundam video.
Great commentary, as always 👍
This is hilarious keeps us posted.
"sex workers(most women) always look for the path of least resistance" lmaooo gundam lay off the red pill, susan's gonna kick you out for being too based.
This entire situation is hilarity lol
most things that make the news is!
I mean, prostitution is ILLEGAL in the USA. Who thought this goes well.
@@AmstradExin ummmmm it’s not though. It’s legal in some parts of America. Nevada for instance. Rhode Island even had a loophole for it being legal behind closed doors until the Craigslist killer.
And even then it’s not as long as you film it pretty much. Than it’s just making pornography with a paid actress. And the porn you most likely watch was most likely made in America.
Only fans isn’t prostitution. If anything it’s on par with being a stripper or a pornstar. Neither of which is illegal.
I don’t really care what happens to onlyfans but you should probably work on critical thinking skills with brilliant takes like that, champ.
I love you Gundam, your one of the realest on the platform 😌
lol the high pitched scream in the beginning !
These women throwing a fit for 30% which is what Doordash, ubereats etc take as the fee from actual restaurants on food orders. No simpathy here
yeah they really seem to lost touch to reality ... i mean, whats less profitable per hour, working 8-10 hours a day, and getting payed at the end of the mont/week, or selling a picture/video of whatever made in a couple of minutes, to sell it a few hundred times do desperate n thirsty simps.
They look at what the potential cut for the company is ... while becoming ever more greedy relating their potential bonus income. But why oh why do those that complain, strangly enought not toot about creating a own company, with a own serverfarm, app with backend & admin/payment processing staff that offers it service for completly free, i wonder.
"When OF stops, subway will be hiring" - The godfather Kevin Samuels
Seeing Trixie Mattel, Eddie and Patsy in your vid was enough to make me sub. Your points are spot on too. Awesome vid!!
The people with onlyfans accounts, are only going to find out how undesirable it's made them. Relationship prospects with them will drop like a rock, and their only talents will involve something damn near everyone is capable of.
"I am investing into drugs and plastic. Both go into my body." - OnlyToths
"Sex toys are not allowed, but two gay guys humping each other is." - SusanToth
Gundam, you need to make a vest out of ridge wallets. Then you can be hood-protected (given your background).
it'sAgundam and kevin samuels should be protected at all times. anything happens to them we gotta rideout. bless you gundam
Indeed
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We should do an interview between the 2 of those guys. Kevin Samuels & ItsAGundam should talk together on CZcams😎😢🇨🇦
@@ChristianGibbons777 doubt that would happen, the internet wouldn't be able to handle such
Where is that clip from?
30 min nothing but heat legendary.. Bless u papa gundam
Shout out to Gundam for actually doing the proper research.
Thanks for putting Chris-chan in there. I was wondering where my next therapy session was going to be about.
I like to think Gundam rationalized putting that in the intro, saying something along the lines of
"Look, if I had to see this, then you will see this shit too."
I’ve seen the documentary and my god I need to be put on suicide watch 😭
"I'm personally vibrating like a f*cking hitachi" Ah so you were making one last video for your onlyfans before the plug gets pulled on that content huh?
Got em!
Your banned sir!
Butt plug.........amirite fellas!!!! 😈
Wasn't Hitachi a make of video tape player back in the day?
Hitachi's are heavy construction machines aren't they. We got a zw220 here on work
I have to admit that, while I quickly uncovered what was meant thanks to looking at the context, when I saw the mention of "a Hitachi" my first thought was "you mean a VCR?".