Smash or Pass (ugly guitar edition)
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The Duck Bass is just fine Jared. It's your taste that's fowl.
Get out
Genius👌
Hahah best comment ever dude.
That was amazing.
And his comments were just Daffy. . . .
This should've been called thrash or trash
Smart
Adam Hall what did you just say?
Play or nay
@@adamhall389 your trash thrash is the best kind of metal
Its junk
"dont know how you could play that comfortably"
plays a 20 string djent guitar
Pft his guitar is only 18 strings, hardly even a djent guitar.
Stevie T played the 20 stringer. Jared had an 18 String but bother were custom built one of a kind pieces, and Davie504 slapdjented on a 36 string 🅱️ A S S earlier this week.
hahahaha least the 20 string can sit on your knee
The guitar of destiny isn't meant to be played comfortably.
It's played so Dave Grohl won't fill you with his mayonnaise.
*cough cough*
Davie has a 32 string
*cough cough*
2:26
This is the guitar i built. This was my first welding project to see what steel sounds like acoustically. Thank you for showing it!
where are the pickups?
@@czyrztof there is no pickups, its supposed to be all acoustic
pretty neat. For highscool?
Nuclear Nadal yeah, it was a high school project
@@Hunkymonkey7492 Sick man easy a+ ig. I only done a wood artwork of it (its not a fuctioning guitar)
4:49 when girls look at me
Dude I love this comment so much
This is one of the best comments I’ve ever seen
But at least your comfortable to play
@@biopanda4226😟
Shoulda been called shred or shed
@Коля Сыч Shrek all the way
Word dawg
You are a god among men. We do not deserve your brilliance.
thrash or pass
Shred or ded
7:56 That looks like schizophrenia was a guitar
It does
@dr.ex.vendetta thx bro, love yours too. RIP Dimebag
3:30 thats a good guitar to train your fingers
True
But only at midnight (If you know what I mean)
Lol
Lol
😂😂
Am i the only one who paused the video and tried out that packman sound with your ear?
I walk beside you, my friend
erdnussfarmer No youre not O.o
Yep.....I violated my ear as well!
I used to do it as a kid and expecting other people to hear it. Spoiler alert: They didn't.
Im on the bus, but i wanted to
0:29 it’s the pick of destiny has nobody seen the Tenacious D movie!?!?
John Doe there’s just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece! He rocks to hard because he’s not a mortal man! 🤟🏻
Yeah ..I'm surprised he would pass ..I dont think he knows the movie
We have but who makes a guitar modeled off of a pick?
It’s Rave ummmm that’s the wrong sign
@@nehemiahzo_ Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can buy replicas of the pick anyway.
1:08 Those aren't whammy bars, they're supposed to look like headers on a hot rod.
I was looking to see if anyone else thought the same as me. The gauge threw it off to be exhaust piping
I believe the name of the guitar is horsepower. Nigel custom music man for spinal tap.
Leonard Crabtree that’s a good name for it!
why would there be like 8 pickups in it? cuz, like V8 hotrod??? or was there a REASON??? anyone heard it play? ....wouldn't this be better if he actually was sittin there WITH THEM trying to play them???? eh, perfekt werld and all that ;) still.....
@@alexmikhael5061 I don't know if ever watched the movie spinal tap? If you haven't it's a dry humor English take heavy rock band tour. The guitar in question I believe was made for VA reunion tour in the 90s. But in the movie Nigel explains that his amp goes to 11 not 10. So turned to 11 is from this movie. Anyways more pickups more better lol is the idea for the character Nigel. There is videos on CZcams of this guitar being played. I remember in the 90s seeing in magazines like what?
“While my Jesus djently weeps.”
Djently sweeps
😂
Pahahah-
hSHHS
Djesus
2:50 that's actually 440,000 japanese yen which is $3,900.16
そですか？
U said it...
That Elvis guitar were totally ruined by the head sticking out of the guitar. The rest of the guitar looks great.
I thought the exact same thing
My thoughts exactly!
5:53 That can't be a reflection. There's no camera lmao
It could be at an angle
I think it was green screened
Now, I want it.
1:06 is a hotrod design. Those "whammy bars" are decorations made to look like exhaust pipes coming straight from an engine.
Even still it’s ugly. Just way overdone
@@Slicks21 Spinal Tap is sick, but the guitar ehhhhh
This is Nigel Tuffneys Guitar, and you should definitely search for "the majesty of rock" by spinal tap... the film is the only one rated eight of eleven stars on imdb.
@@Drops210876 Interesting. I'll have a look.
Now it makes sense lol
¥ is Yen, man
And 44 000 yen is equal to 390$
Lol he must be sm,onked
Dero Monnom it was ¥440,000 so would be $3,898 (usd)
exactlyyy
Zen man zen
*rejected* *jared* *dines* *signature* *guitars*
Thanks for hart man! *call me*
Wait is that jack
that christian guitar is actually gorgeous. no possible comfortable way to play it, but damn if it isn't nice on the eyes. i'm so conflicted. i think i would play it despite the discomfort. it really is something
You just play it standing with a strap
I vote skillet gets all of the Jesus guitars.
Now make the punisher from trigun a guitar
@@ItsJustaMeNow Looks completely like a custom order built for Takamizawa from The Alfee
@@HardMetalString Yeah I checked his ESP custom order history and it's not on it, so I can't be 100% sure it's one of his Angel guitars.
7:57 looks like if TOOL made a guitar
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!
K. So the metal one was my sons grade 10 manufacturing project. He was so excited you noticed his creation today. So there are actually no pick ups as its hollow to work as acustic , its his old behringer neck and headstock! It actually weighs 15lbs and sounds amazing, Also acoustic strings! Again. Thanks for the notice,
nice
Super cool
That's rad man. I've never actually heard of an acoustic guitar made out of metal. I'd love to hear it play.
Oh cool, I think I know your son, we go to the same school and I saw the guitar when I visited the manufacturing room.
Iceland Dude not really, it has a sort of “banjo twang” sound to it. I have a video on how it plays on my channel
That angel guitar at 7:15 is actually so sick
its so epic and unique
Right!
Black Metal, not "Christian Metal" though...
;P
It will be an inverted cross when you play it, so def more black metal than Christian metal ;p
🤔🤔🤔
8:07 reminded me of TOOL
saame.
And 4:08 is primus
I believe that guitar with the side pipes is Nigel's from Spinal Tap! If you look close enough you can clearly see it goes to 11.
7:55 Buy that sucker and make yourself a Tool cover band.
I immediately thought of TOOL when I saw that guitar! Aenima!
Oh shit, youre right
Definitely gives off some tool vibes
I was thinking the same thing.
Lateralus
It was not 5 whammy bars, it was there to look like the 4 zoomie exhaust tubes that you see on hot rods. Also that was a Yen symbol, the currency of Japan.
I could swear i saw that in some famous player collection. I think it was Rick Nielsen? I think it was for sale a couple of years ago when he was thinning out his guitar collection.
It’s from spinal tap
czcams.com/video/k_UekYikDXI/video.html. I wish he added this one
@@amplesscovers8091 It's a customised Albert Lee MusicMan . Fun fact, the tachymeter on the upper horn actually does move in response to being played. IIRc 25 were built.
That's a Spinal Tap tribute guitar. "Nigel" played the original at a live charity performance
I think Davie504 should do one called “Slap or Pass”
DINO YEEESSSS I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT TO 😀
Slap or crap
Thrash or trash
@@EC100_ snoogins
Yes. Epico
2:08
my eyes: see batman, superman and spiderman (aka. spinner-man) in one picture
also my eyes: "burn"
My brain flipped to one of these things is not like the others
Bruh.
You didn’t notice the first Guitar was the pick of destiny? Ughhhh
And the fourth one with t hree humbuckers and the flames is a Spinal Tap guitar...
Yeah, I assumed that our djenty boi knows his Guitar sub culture references
Must be a pick of volition since it's red, not green. Souns like a sequel to me!
Right
Didn't have to look far for this comment. Glad others noticed.
1:40 There's actually a story behind that. The headstock broke off, so the owner figured it would be cheaper to make it a headless SG then to buy a new one or have a headstock repair
2:04 I wouldn’t touch this with 10 foot pole
2:10 this one’s actually *really* *really* cool
Everyone’s got different taste, but ...
2:55 if I'm correct that's in Yen and if its 440 it's only 3.50 in US BUT I believe its priced at 440,000 Yen and thats about 3,560 US
Inflation fucked that one up because it’s now 4107 dollars
jesusarus rex OVER 4,000 DOLALRS FOR A GUITAR THAT LOOKS LIKE ALADINN JUST RODE IT TO A CASTLE??!?!?
UnidentifiableGamer idk man maybe that thing weighs like 50 pound and you need 2 people to play it would be sick
That's the picture I submitted fukyeeessssss
1:22 ya never heard of spinal tap?
Got to see that guitar at London guitar show years ago, had me in stitches, Nigel is the man lol
Exactly. Thank you.
does it explain why the thing has 8 pickups?
Huge facepalm that he didn’t know Spinal Tap. He doesn’t go to 11.
Spinal Tap is awesome! I always loved the look of that guitar!👍🏻
2:52 is that not 440,000 Yen?
440000 yen is approximately 440 us dollars
@Matt B Oh dear, I hate to be that guy. Its $3.98 USD. The more you know!
@@nickes6168 you just made yourself "that guy"
@@mr.pluppy8240 I guess I'm now ' that guy '
@@nickes6168 hahaha its $4,023.59 exactly. lmfaoo your using decimals instead of commas. Its not $3.9 its $3,999usd
2:15 I can really appreciate then artwork on that.
Drinking Game:
Take a shot every time Jared hits his hand on the table.
*Dies Of Alcohol poisoning
I left after he didnt recognise the Pick of Destiny
The pick of destiny was green not red
@@deadflag7030 yeah but the design is basically the same. I wish he knew the reference. I didn't leave the video though.
Well the pick of destiny had a little more carving to it but close enough
This isn't the first time he didn't pick up on a Tenacious D reference.
@@ImFrak clearly he has never partaken of the "D"
0:58 everyone is doing this right now
“mom can we have a Gibson sg?”
Mom: “we have a Gibson sg at home”
Gibson sg at home: 3:00
1:25 you're not even going to mention the 17 pickups 😂
he passed on the pick of destiny guitar fellas
we riot
Which one
Ethan Harman check this riff it’s fuckin tasty *continues to shred*
@@AbsoluteAbsurd The first.
Somebody has to use the audio from this video and make a video where it appears that he's smashing or passing girls.
Admiral Ackbar "4 whammy bars"
@@syafiwyd8926lmao
@@syafiwyd8926 "this one just looks like a fish"
“Looks like a weird mutated crab” 😂😂😂
“That’s just ugly” 😂😂😂 (that’s what all they say about me)
2:25 Kerry kings guitar
7:39 how do you even play that
Yes
You need slenderman arms to reach those bottom stringis
Mind blown about the Pacman ear thingy, been doing it for the past 10min now
First guitar was a pick of destiny guitar and he passed! WTH?!
7:55 this should be used exclusively to play songs off Altars of Madness
anyone else notice that the mirror guitar guy wasn't holding a camera
I guess he has the ability to take photos with his eyes or something. Idk...
Those are yens, jared
When??
@@worrowland8084 2:43
*i guess we smash guitars now*
It's not November. So go for it.
@@cardprophecy97👌
The who intensifies
I disliked your comment so it’s at 69
6:24 I’ve seen that guitar a thousand times in person, it’s a PRS designed and used by Lady Gaga, and now Brian’s Guitars close to my house has it
Honestly, that "Star Trek" Jackson Roswell Rhoads is awesome. Had one in a metallic Midnight Black it was the fastest guitar I ever played. Action was awesome, the bucker was meaty and powerful, it was just an all around great guitar.
That angel guitar has 36 frets.😮 you could do some epic shred.
Godly shreds
I bet you could do some Heavenly shreds with that haha!
7:14 that guitar is made for Dave Mustaine :D
Is from t takamizawa esp japan make a lot of angels guitars for him
8:23 add on a few more strings call it “While Jesus Djently Weeps”
Stolen Comment Alert!! Stolen from Dylan Campbell
2:07 - Bootleg guitar confirmed. Spinnerman
Must be a Japanese lawsuit guitar. Pun intended
Nah it’s cuz the whammy bar spins
0:54 I bet 99% of all tried this
Yup but nothing happened
ZYN0R stfu
poopstain you mad? Dumb little freak
ZYN0R you are the equivalent of Britney Spears shitting in a Pringles can and stomping on it. SPLAT SPLAT
poopstain ummm okay?
Loving the improvement on production quality, you have definitely put more into it and it shows. Would look awesome in podcast form too! Props man.
7:38 looks like something Rob Scallion would play
it's scallon you drop off long time grammar mispeller
More of this please Jared!!
7:54 so, basically tool’s guitar (?)
sventra banane I thought it was Hp Lovecrafts guitar.
It’s a tool guitar for sure
Nah, it's more of a GWAR guitar
razoR Games a gwartar:)
If it was a les paul maybe
Shoulda called this "strum or run"
Steve Carter thats horrible
The Dragon Giutar acually looks cool
1:07-1:27 that is "Nigel Tufnel's" guitar from the Spinal Tap 1991 or 1992 tour
"While my Jesus gently weeps"
Izabela Czerwińska “While my Jesus djently weeps.”
@@ChopTheViking "While my Jesus djently sweeps"
I saw your comment right as the guitar popped up on my screen 😁
The second time he wont come gently.....
@@umerraja2655 brilliant
10:41 Nazi Dines
Man, these are crazier than the ones in Guitar Hero 3.
The guitar at 5:00 is a Burns, model 'Flyte' that they did in the seventies.
Actualy the headless sg was a repair job. Go watch trogly's guitar show's video on it for more details. But for short, the original owner was tired of the headstock braking
It's like a big 'fuck you' towards Gibson
Trogly needs to get that dragon axe
I was gonna comment that but then I saw your comment
@@natanaeldamian3969 ah, I see you're a person of culture aswell
@@jernie9384 it's called being human and getting tired of doing things
0:57 like this comment if you actually tried it
Pac maannn
Holy cow he’s not wrong
I discovered this in the third grade
I did
Cheesiepasta2812 i paused the video and did it for like 3 minutes it was very entertained 🤣🤣
I remember seeing the SG tears back. Apparently the headstock broke in a way that it was practically irreparable, so the owner decided to do something else to fix it, instead of getting rid of it.
so am i the only one that did the pacman thing with my ear through this entire video?
Dudddeee fuckin A if I didnt
Why isn't it called thrash or pass
1:08 is Mr. Horsepower, Nigel Tufnel's guitar from Spinal Tap.
He wasn’t talking about the guitar 3:30
2:55 its yenn not dollars
Jared.....those aren’t ugly guitars, it’s just the 2019 Gibson lineup
Ooh shit. I like your style
I want the angel guitar for Black Metal.I'd just paint it black.
9:18 that's soul eater design from the anime soul eater
Dude that’s so funny one of those airstream guitara was in the used section at my local guitar shop and idk wear it went but it was there for years ...
5:59 if it was his reflection we would have also seen his phone/ camera Jared...
A different dude could've taken the picture from a different angle tho. But it's probably the design like you said
you can see his reflection continued in the pickups and strings
He's also wearing a yarmulke. Just something I noticed.
@@dopealien9350 Maybe those reflections were also pictures drawn in the pickups and strings.
The guitar at 4:28 kinda looks like a one-trick-pony to me
😔
Nyuk nyuk
2:00 3rd fret
looks like Jackson and Ubisoft collabed on this one
I played one of those Epiphone airstreamers a long time ago at a Mars music lol. They also had one shaped like the United States.
1:54 “classical Star Trek look” more like capital one
Haha
InsaNe FiYa Umm no
@@alandouglas2789 uh oh, we got an offended star trek fan...
Jared there not wammy bars there exauhsts ,,,,,and that is NIGEL TUFFNELS guitar.....including notes per second dial.
I felt really old when he didn't get that, lol. Mr Horsepower dialed to 11!
Nice reference dude.....now I feel old too. But here's a thing: Sex Farm Woman or Big Bottom ?
@@penelopegarcia6573 stonehenge everytime......theyll be hearing that one for days..haha
@@kramersurfer5280 yaaaassss....now it's in my head! Thanks a shitload for that.....now I need my vinyl soundtrack. Cups and Cakes, Gimme Some Money, Rock and Roll Creation....🎶🎶
Kramer surfer nah, Lick my love pump in D minor the saddest of all keys 😆😆
please tell me this is a series
The one with the 4 whammy’s is car themed the pick ups are supposed to resemble a intake manifold and all the whammy’s supposed to and does look like exhaust headers and the gauge is just to tie it all together but I’d like it as a wall art
The first one is a red pick of destiny, I’m damn well gonna play that
while my jesus djently sweeps you mean??? 8:14
Its while my jesus gently weeps
@@clazredwolf3366 i don't get the joke
@@Fr33Candy i think its the name of the gutair
*while my djesus gently weeps*
1:29 SGs are known for being neck heavy, there you go! neck dive solved! XD
1:06 I think I saw this guitar when Spinal Tap played the Arsenio Hall show. I remember the tachometer and the 6 pick-ups all together.
Just give those guitars to green day
nah give it to nickel back
That one with 5 wammy bars , the 4 on the side look like there suppose to be exalst pipes, the guitar looks to be a hot rod car design
That's a tribute to one of Nigel's guitars from Spinal Tap. He played it at one of their live charity performances - possibly at Wembley in London.
The guitar right after the Pac-Man guitar at about 1:07 was/is a custom guitar made for Nigel Tufnel (aka Christopher Guest) from Spinal Tap. The pickup is basically just one big humbucker.
5:23 it looks like a meat with strings
It does
You... You passed on the pick of destiny guitar... I'm offended
__ LilyTheDemonSlayer THATS WHAT I SAID
Ethan Harman FuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCK
Yes you are fucked!!!!!!!!!!!
Would have like but i would ruin it. Nice
I mean it's still pretty damn ugly.
The one you said was for PT Cruiser fans... with all the whammy bars. It's supposed to be a 19050s era Hot Rod. The four additional whammy bars were representing half of the straight pipes on one half of the block. It's an interesting idea but they could have gone about it a bit better. Maybe modernized a bit too. Black with traditional or ghost flames would have looked more bad ass imo.
Funny. In the year 19050 I'd expect us to have space ships and teleporters, not hot rods...
@@VSPhotfries Hot Rods never die.
That's Nigel Tufnel's Mr Horsepower from spinal tap
@@shockfctr247 And that makes perfect sense. :D
@@theericg4997 What a save from that typo.
I saw the exact same camper guitar at my local guitar shop
The video started as a smash or pass and ended up with jared just roasting guitars