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  • čas přidán 5. 01. 2017
  • #TomPapa (comedian, writer, actor and host of Come To Papa) on attending his daughter's dance recital, why married men get fat, and the reason he hasn't had a proper sleep in 9 years.
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Komentáře • 106

  • @troythompson2
    @troythompson2 Před 5 lety +173

    On a Tom Papa binge. I haven't stopped smiling yet!

    • @papajish
      @papajish Před 4 lety

      Troy DC Thompson I’m on one right now!!

    • @kylostefan4661
      @kylostefan4661 Před 3 lety

      I realize it's kinda randomly asking but do anyone know of a good place to stream newly released series online?

    • @eligatlin144
      @eligatlin144 Před 3 lety

      @Kylo Stefan i watch on FlixZone. You can find it by googling :)

    • @rickydariel2018
      @rickydariel2018 Před 3 lety

      @Eli Gatlin yup, been using Flixzone for years myself =)

    • @nasircallum411
      @nasircallum411 Před 3 lety

      @Eli Gatlin Thanks, I signed up and it seems like a nice service =) I appreciate it!!

  • @Loknath009
    @Loknath009 Před 5 lety +160

    I just spent 2 hours looking at this guy's videos, I can't believe I never heard of him before. He is hilarious, agree specially as parent. The barf joke literally lived it 🤣.

    • @alaz9269
      @alaz9269 Před 4 lety +2

      Loknath 007 and no repeating jokes

    • @chrissysconvos
      @chrissysconvos Před 4 lety +2

      Its 3 am I'm watching and cracking 3Bout the kid bard jokes. I thought I was the only one who lost my dignity catching childrens PUKE in my hand for the greater good😂😂😂 it made me feel better to know someone else knows the struggle

    • @mikkinoble77
      @mikkinoble77 Před rokem +1

      He is definitely one of my all-time faves. Always good for laughs

    • @irishdivajeffries6668
      @irishdivajeffries6668 Před 11 měsíci

      He opened for Jerry Seinfeld in Peoria IL and the audience loved him!

  • @JakeRoselli
    @JakeRoselli Před 7 lety +148

    if you are a parent, this guy's stuff is priceless. Very funny.

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack Před 5 lety +6

      You don't even have to be a parent...I'm an uncle who stayed at his brother's a few times...and he has 2 demons of his own, plus 2 more from other people...I tried to take a nap in a recliner...bam, nephew yells in my ear as loud as he can while spitting on my face at the same time.

    • @bigeric1030
      @bigeric1030 Před 4 lety +1

      Especially if you have two girls as I do and he does. He’s been more prophet than comic since my girls were born.

    • @StephJ0seph
      @StephJ0seph Před 4 lety +1

      @@MastaSmack lol lil devils

    • @kinngrimm
      @kinngrimm Před rokem +1

      i am not and it still is

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 Před rokem +14

    Tom isn’t a comedian, he’s a motivational speaker who brings me much joy!

  • @evelynrivera8799
    @evelynrivera8799 Před rokem +8

    Tom Papa is a comedy genius. 😁❤

  • @djfreem6881
    @djfreem6881 Před rokem +8

    0:58 😂😂😂 this man has spoken for every single male father figure at once

  • @mikegustafson5336
    @mikegustafson5336 Před rokem +6

    Saw him for the 1st time as an Opening act for Smokey Robinson a few years ago. He was Terrific!! I love watching his videos when I need a Great laugh.

  • @ReverendSoupbone
    @ReverendSoupbone Před 3 měsíci +1

    Papa is in the top tier of comedy. His delivery, timing and phrasing is masterful. I can watch his stuff over and over (I have, actually) and still laugh. I’d love to see him live.

  • @Herrcampzalot
    @Herrcampzalot Před 2 lety +12

    I love when i find random comedians who i binge on. 😂

  • @rosemunroe8100
    @rosemunroe8100 Před 6 lety +37

    He is the funniest. Part about sound when his child vomits, my gut hurt so hard from laughing

  • @user-tk9hn3ys2f
    @user-tk9hn3ys2f Před 5 měsíci +1

    Love Tom Papa. I think one of the things that makes him so funny to me is his delivery, the way he says things twice.😊

  • @maryrichards5264
    @maryrichards5264 Před 2 lety +7

    One of the funniest people alive!

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 Před 6 lety +65

    The love child of Jack Nicholson and John C. Reily😆

    • @MOTLEYBRUE
      @MOTLEYBRUE Před 4 lety +3

      I said previously Don Rickles and George Carlin...lol

    • @DonnaPiaVocci
      @DonnaPiaVocci Před 3 lety +1

      whose grandfather was Jack Benny.

    • @86sineadw
      @86sineadw Před rokem +2

      Elton John and Jack Nicholson

  • @Baxternbeer
    @Baxternbeer Před 9 měsíci +2

    You made beer come out of my nose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅❤

  • @littlemissmichele9254
    @littlemissmichele9254 Před 5 lety +14

    I love this man.

  • @pimurdock9553
    @pimurdock9553 Před 5 lety +13

    Tom Papa, Tom Papa. Funny dad jokes, dad jokes. Funny dad jokes.

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 Před rokem +6

    Omg !! I can't breathe!
    The next time someone asks me if I'm ever having kids, I'll show them this video. I'm sure Tom really does love it, but it's not for me.

    • @TheTishy44
      @TheTishy44 Před rokem +2

      If only had I seen these videos, I would’ve been better prepared.

  • @bigeric1030
    @bigeric1030 Před 4 lety +10

    The kid puking story is a true story in my house.

  • @wudip6306
    @wudip6306 Před 3 lety +17

    If anyone needs a dose of birth control, just listen to this guy!

  • @mr.leininger4604
    @mr.leininger4604 Před 5 lety +11

    His bit on the dance recital has several ideas in common with Louis CK's bit on his daughter's tap-dancing recital, which appears in his 2015 special, Louis CK: Live From the Comedy Store.

    • @bigeric1030
      @bigeric1030 Před 4 lety +6

      Mr. Leininger Tom debuted his bit in 2011 in “Tom Papa: Live in New York”.

    • @hwuilee
      @hwuilee Před 4 lety +3

      And papa s actually funny.

  • @kevinangus4848
    @kevinangus4848 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "(arpp)Get her out of here! She smells!" 😂

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 Před 4 lety +4

    He makes me happy!

  • @micheleboris2851
    @micheleboris2851 Před rokem +3

    Tom is hilarious 🌹

  • @koleyw932
    @koleyw932 Před 6 měsíci

    Such a funny guy, love his act

  • @beatleme2
    @beatleme2 Před 5 lety +6

    that Mr.clean bit 😆

  • @joemm96
    @joemm96 Před 6 lety +44

    dead crowd, good act

    • @siriusfeline
      @siriusfeline Před 5 lety +3

      Montreal would be the problem, in this case.

  • @MrWallybones
    @MrWallybones Před 6 měsíci

    Tom is hilarious! 😂 especially if you have raised kids and been through those experiences.

  • @Angela-tt5ik
    @Angela-tt5ik Před 4 lety +6

    Canadians are kind of reserved.

  • @HippieMosquitoQuatro
    @HippieMosquitoQuatro Před 6 lety +4

    just do it honey!

  • @morvildavidson338
    @morvildavidson338 Před 4 lety

    This is funny

  • @arreandomocitozn68
    @arreandomocitozn68 Před 4 lety +4

    Wow he was stressed the fuck out in this one!

  • @demetriolanderos8742
    @demetriolanderos8742 Před 4 lety +4

    "MAKE IT STOP!"

  • @chrissysconvos
    @chrissysconvos Před 4 lety +2

    YES!! THIS GUY IS FUNNY!

  • @meganfrazier
    @meganfrazier Před 9 měsíci

    I’m literally making granola for my husband as I watch this in my kitchen. Yep - I’m a nester. Haha

  • @philwright2480
    @philwright2480 Před 11 měsíci

    😂

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 Před 5 lety +6

    making you too fat to fly ;D

  • @joekoz3815
    @joekoz3815 Před 2 lety +4

    I always sat near the back for my kids events. When they finished I left. My wife brought them home.

  • @parcos79
    @parcos79 Před 4 lety +3

    OMG PAPA IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE....

  • @tacticalsweater5119
    @tacticalsweater5119 Před 5 lety +24

    Advice for single men-stay single.

    • @Brascobadboy
      @Brascobadboy Před 4 lety +1

      Yes

    • @billreddy7593
      @billreddy7593 Před 4 lety +6

      The difference between knowledge and wisdom is that knowledge is when you make a mistake and choose not repeat it.
      Wisdom is when you see someone ELSE make a mistake and you make better decisions in the future.
      And that's why I'm single (at 54) and loving life. Lots of money in the bank. Owned an E class mercedes, BMW Z3, 400 hp Jaguar XKR convertible, RX-7...Whatever I want. Go on vacations with no drama. What's not to like?

    • @minhtrivo6922
      @minhtrivo6922 Před 3 lety

      @@billreddy7593 this motivates mee hehe this is all facts ! Keep doing you mr bill! ☺️

  • @Anonymous-ry1jb
    @Anonymous-ry1jb Před 2 lety +5

    You didnt get your wife's approval for this outfit, did you? 😂😂

  • @John-lo6ck
    @John-lo6ck Před 4 lety +4

    How about your audio engineers figure out how to mix a video?

  • @robertfrantz9469
    @robertfrantz9469 Před 11 měsíci

    It’s stress eating

  • @JanetBeebe-nh9re
    @JanetBeebe-nh9re Před 7 měsíci

    Try living on 2 hrs. Sleep for 16 years trying to keep a severely handicapped angelic little boy alive.❤

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 Před 4 lety +10

    Tom Papa is so great, but the Just for Laughs crowd is always so dead.

  • @kendradunn3907
    @kendradunn3907 Před 2 lety

    His girls, are gonna be tough,

  • @EwaldDieser
    @EwaldDieser Před 2 lety +2

    He speaks a little bit like Carlin.

  • @hawksfan8870
    @hawksfan8870 Před 2 lety +1

    Wait, why did he go all the way to Montreal just to do 7 minutes of standup?

    • @corrado
      @corrado Před 2 lety

      cuz he got paid to do so

  • @stephendavis7321
    @stephendavis7321 Před 5 lety

    Who needs a longwinded comment after a "sunset corona" U-tube videocation like this anyways!? I'd rather (insert joke here) with my grandma's ( insert punchline here) than do that!

  • @jocelyntroher2115
    @jocelyntroher2115 Před rokem +1

    Bleach clean

  • @bucketfullofbutter
    @bucketfullofbutter Před 5 lety +6

    Tom’s jacket and shirt combo doesn’t work for me

  • @hiitsme6639
    @hiitsme6639 Před 3 lety +2

    I love him, but what in the crap is going on with the patterns he is wearing?

  • @tier1solutions28
    @tier1solutions28 Před rokem

    Saw your rogan interview. Horrifying.

  • @CannabisTechLife
    @CannabisTechLife Před 4 lety

    quiet af

  • @rg2265
    @rg2265 Před 6 měsíci

    Gay, straight or pirate...😅😅😅

  • @h3ckNo
    @h3ckNo Před 3 lety +3

    Unless he heavily exaggerates for comedic effect, his whole family situation is kinda bad. Being there for your kids is great, but you should not follow every whim of your kid and put up with everything they do, this is how you raise a spoiled child.

    • @elliana9635
      @elliana9635 Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elliana9635
      @elliana9635 Před 2 lety +3

      It's not a matter of how many things your kids do and you support, It's a matter of how you teach, you can allow your kids to do a lot while teaching them about real life issues as well, Spoiled doesn't always equal Physical things, But menta and emotion Ways as well

    • @JAEGATS
      @JAEGATS Před 2 lety +3

      Online parenting experts strike again

    • @h3ckNo
      @h3ckNo Před 2 lety

      ​@@JAEGATS Because you need to be a master chef to criticize someone's cooking, right?

    • @JAEGATS
      @JAEGATS Před 2 lety +1

      @@h3ckNo No i just love how people online always have something to say about how somebody else raises their kids

  • @barriedehaan1238
    @barriedehaan1238 Před 2 lety

    Trait of a bad comedian us he will repeat words to make himself clear

  • @siriusfeline
    @siriusfeline Před 5 lety +9

    As PG and unoffensive (and hilarious) as Tom Papa is, this routine, that emphasizes male and female roles, would get him into trouble today...hard to believe but true.

  • @904Anonymous
    @904Anonymous Před 4 lety +1

    I find it amazing that anyone thinks this dude is funny.

  • @barriedehaan1238
    @barriedehaan1238 Před 2 lety

    Cringe....

  • @sb-tb1ld
    @sb-tb1ld Před 4 lety +1

    I'm sorry. This wasn't funny. Try Theo Von or Bill Burr.

  • @guyparris4871
    @guyparris4871 Před 8 měsíci

    This guy is not funny at all!