Tom Papa - Dads Get No Respect
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- čas přidán 21. 08. 2024
- #TomPapa on why kids are better than adults, whether men care about make-up, and modern day fathers.
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The "it's your fatherrrrrr", IM CRYING 🤣😂 my mom use to do that, too.
My mom does that too lol
geez
Top comment so I was waiting for it… when it got to this part: I had to hold in my laughter so I would not choke on the wild Cherry Pepsi I was drinking
I'm mad but I'm laughing cause he's describing me, I'm that angry mom. 😠😂🤣😭
@PBR Street Gang we hate ourselves dipshit. Now go brush your teeth and get in bed you little twat.
Crowd is sleeping on this man. He's funny as god know what!
JFL crowds have never impressed me, but that could be a Canadian thing. In America we are boisterous with our laughter.
This guy is so laugh out loud funny! I enjoyed his Epix Special yesterday so much. Absolutely howled for an hour!
Lol my daughter literally will open up my eyes too. Also, open the blinds, turn the light on, open the drapes, generally be obnoxious whenever I try to sleep if she too isn't asleep.
_"The whole image of what a woman is in the culture is demented. ... It's something (women) can't be, and it's something (men) don't want."_
Tom Papa nailed it.
Tom I love your comedy. Thank you. You deserve your success.
He always makes me cry. He is too funny!!
HE IS HILARIOUS 😂 🤣 😂
I never heard of this guy. He’s great. Binge watching him tonight.
he's one of my fav nowadays standups
One of the best stand ups out right now.
I just started watching him for the first time today... I've got to catch up... he's great! & then I realized....NO PROFANITY....LOVE IT!!!
Tom papa is the best, truthful....and hilarious!!! Great book too!
God he is so funny.
Great work - got here from the Kevin Nealon-hike - very uplifting with two dudes having similar,
upbeat energy. You're the best Tom.
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so true about strong women...thought about it. not the helping out and other crap he said. just women who are... human( my vocabulary set is not vast enough to define further what i mean). they are pretty nice to be around.
Well said. More skill than you give yourself credit for
@@universaltruth2025 well I'm gonna be single forever then. Damn.
L K what makes you say that?
@@universaltruth2025 educated, not high maintenance, don't really leave my house, take pride in cooking and cleaning but would rather, or even insist, on staying in. CZcams is my only social online participation, no pages, no intentions of such either, not having any more kids I'm too old and tubes tied. I don't want to even attempt another relationship with anyone who has a kid(s). I think that's why. Lol. Not too mad about it. Considering a weighted blanket
@@universaltruth2025 that is first and foremost. I love cooking, organizing, cleaning, that's my jam. But I'm no princess. Lol. I've known that 41 years
TOM PAPA, THE LAST OF THE REAL MEN.
RIP XXX
Hook up the Wii... hook up the Wiiiiii! Just perfect
Say they want appliances I felt that 😂
Funny and true. That’s the best.
So good and so true.
Tom papas is legendary
about the father back in the days, somewhat relatable for old asian parents tho. That's funny.
So hilarious!! 😂
That's hilarious! She's so fried she wakes up like did everyone do what they're supposed to do?!
God, I remember when my kids were young. I never got any sleep, and my wife would complain that all I want to do is sleep on the weekends. Never mind, I had to wake up at 3 o'clock every morning!
Tom is delightful!
He has been one of my Coronavirus /stay at home comics to watch. Had me in stitches. I was laughing so hard the other night my wife thought I was having a COV-19 reaction. "Are you ok? " Comes at me with the mom hand to check my temperature. I told her i was fine. Watching Tom Papa! I think sh'e's planning on murdering me in the middle of the night/burning my body in our back yard next to our dog who also died under mysterious circumstances. I think my wife is. a serial killer. 😉
Tom Papa is so funny and real in 2020!
Tom you are Super funny!
Girls should ONLY use make-up for fun. Otherwise it's not worth it. Natural looks are AWESOME!!
Protectobot Relax these are jokes.
@@loopsruby obviously! I just think girls try too hard sometimes. It just seems like a waste of effort and I wanna know what the girl looks like naturally. I have a friend who tends to use a lot of eyeliner or mascara (don't know make-up terms very well) and it makes her look kinda fierce and angry. She does it to highlight her eyes but I think she has nice eyes and she looks so sweet and gentle w/o the make-up, but she tends not to want to leave home w/o it, so I seldom see her that way. It's a confidence booster for her.
that was funny
😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
I CAN'T STOP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's hilarious if you agree with mom you lose all your credibility. Fucken amazing.
Please come to Everett Washington!!!!!
This is the most accurate comedy bit of a woman thinking makeup matters
Oh make up does matter! Every time I show my husband a hot celebrity without make up he says they’re so ugly!
dude looks just like jackson pollock
This man is brave
VOT TIME EZZ CUDDLE TIME??
What time is cuddle time? 😆😆😆
💛👏👏👏👏👏🗣️ you get it (carrying luggage and art supplies for life ✌️)🤖
Great comedian, weak crowd.
Elliot Gould called, he wants his sideburns back.
He's best boomer
Too young for a boomer.
hook up the wiiii!
it sounded like hook up the weed.
yeah, sounded like that. I didn't get that either.
Hook up the Wii...
Give those kids a couple of years and it will be.
My dad sent this to me.
Mi libido en el subterráneo y este vídeo lo lleva a la cima de la torre más pervi/kitsch/exhibicionista 🎉
He's papa Papa.
Believe me or not but this whole thing that he said might be funny but has a deep lesson behind it.
I feel sad tbh.
Funny stuff
He's right, get a strong woman. Lookout for princesses out there
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I get no respect - Micheal Scott
Fine CZcams. I watched it. Happy now?
😂
Etch-O-Shrek
Hard truth is funny
Maschilista del c
Even like Number 600😄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahaha😂😂😂
Check out the sideburns on Papa! Looks like his face could be on money.
He sounds like jimmy fallon
Lmfao.
Scary dads create better citizens
looks like his hairline froze in the early 70's
According to the accent His 'strong woman' choice is a Russian woman
Very old people humour, it's nice for old people humour I guess
😁
Lots of men care and want that. A made up woman etc.
Olivia Relax it is a stand up comedy set.
Yep. My poor brother married that. Now he just works for trips to Facebook/Instagram photo shoot locations and designer hand bags.
I hope he's getting *something* out of it, but I'm not about to ask. She's all sickly, too, whenever there are no trips, or parties or fancy people around to impress. And it's not like she just gets a headache like a normal person and goes away to lie down - she has to have her hand held. She's called him out of work for this shit. Twenty years, and he still hasn't kicked her to the curb. Some men are just... I dunno. I don't get it. I think naybe having a dick impairs your thinking.
Men do care what women look like
Olivia Macpherson don’t we all care about what people look like when it comes to attraction, one way or another?
make up is fake up+a lie is an ugly thing. authentic is beautiful ::: :
@@sebastiannoir5712 I’m sure all the celebrities you love wear tons of professionally done make up
Nineteen people don't know what funny is.
Or are super models being dissed for the first time in their lives.
But dads don’t want anything for presents, you said.
Started off for about 60 seconds, no chuckles. Ended with hilarity though. #norespect
btw, those models he mentions, their realy not women, for real,
"mre abc" channel, have fun.
All we care is that you're not a dude...lol
For the record.
Dads today get no respect when they have and bestow 0 discipline.
You can only acquire respect when respect is earned. How you decide to achieve the respect will decide what kind of respect you will get, but you will get it.
His dad had respect through fear.
My 2 cents. Now give me 💰.
Mildly amusing at times.
Is this what square people consider funny? This guy is vanilla ice cream for 1950's Christians.
Disagree. Not every comedian needs to be like Kat Williams and cuss all the time. Parents really relate to this guy.
Square people? There’s an audience for everyone. Very ignorant comment.
@@EB-gt1pq I agree with your comment but you didn’t need to bring Katt Williams into it. As I mentioned, there’s an audience for everyone. Let folks like who they like.
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Only just discovered this wonderful comedian. Thanks to the Conan O'Brien Show.