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    "I'm Herby Promoting You To A Major." - Catch-22 (TV Mini Series 2019) #shorts #catch22 #movie #ww2
    Catch-22 is a satirical dark comedy television miniseries based on the 1961 novel of the same name by Joseph Heller. It premiered on May 17, 2019, on Hulu in the United States. The series stars Christopher Abbott, Kyle Chandler, Hugh Laurie, and George Clooney, who is also an executive producer alongside Grant Heslov, Luke Davies, David Michôd, Richard Brown, Steve Golin, and Ellen Kuras. The series was written by Davies and Michôd and directed by Clooney, Heslov, and Kuras, with each directing two episodes.
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  • @movieinsightreal
    @movieinsightreal  Před měsícem +27184

    There’s Major Major (Lewis Pullman, perfectly befuddled), a sergeant who gets promoted to major because the brass read his name and assumed he was senior command. It turns out that Major’s father, a practical joker, named him Major (first name) Major (middle name) Major (last name) as a gag. Not wanting to look foolish by bringing a sergeant to a high-level meeting, Colonels Cathcart and Korn promote him to major right away despite his lack of nerve or qualifications.
    Soon, Major Major Major Major is whisked away from a pleasant pickup basketball game and given an office he can’t fill and responsibilities he doesn’t understand.
    YOU CAN WATCH THIS TV MINI SERIES "CATCH-22" (2019), THROUGH OUR WEBSITE IN OUR BIO

    • @hunters_kia8813
      @hunters_kia8813 Před měsícem +127

      Neat

    • @ImmortalSage69420
      @ImmortalSage69420 Před měsícem +665

      At least someone knows how to educate people on where to watch something

    • @zaidinstrobel8006
      @zaidinstrobel8006 Před měsícem +498

      This is how yt channels should do this post the clip and post a description also love it

    • @hondawilky
      @hondawilky Před měsícem +418

      The most realistic Army thing to ever happen in a movie: promoting a junior NCO to 0-4 just to prevent yourself some minor embarrassment. 😂

    • @ThatsOneNiceKitty
      @ThatsOneNiceKitty Před měsícem +64

      @@zaidinstrobel8006Yeah glad they described the scene exactly how it happened, I had no idea what was going on until the comment…

  • @JimmyMFP
    @JimmyMFP Před měsícem +17510

    His father gave him a 20 year career boost.

    • @SolomonSage
      @SolomonSage Před měsícem +267

      This is halarious

    • @roadtrip8453
      @roadtrip8453 Před měsícem +351

      but the position is fixed for next 40 years 😂

    • @smasher.338
      @smasher.338 Před měsícem +305

      More than that, sergeant is an enlisted rank, he became an officer.

    • @sandraal2585
      @sandraal2585 Před měsícem +44

      ​@@roadtrip8453 True but mayb after that headache he wont want to keep going up the ladder 🤣

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn Před měsícem +73

      ​@roadtrip8453 A Major's retirement pay is twice what a Sergeant would make on full pay.

  • @KingK9
    @KingK9 Před měsícem +69487

    Command being more annoyed with having to repeat themselves rather than the lunacy of the decision is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen

    • @tfuwan1248
      @tfuwan1248 Před měsícem +2188

      "I know how stupid it is, you don't have to tell me I literally made the decision"

    • @sethwarren8106
      @sethwarren8106 Před měsícem +697

      The demands of beauracracy lead to lots of puzzling decisions until you understand how the system works. The system becomes more important than anything else.

    • @thorden762
      @thorden762 Před měsícem +47

      Hard truth

    • @sqike001ton
      @sqike001ton Před měsícem +103

      I could see making him LT major major that's not much of a stretch the issue is that not strictly a field officer billet

    • @gordonlove5121
      @gordonlove5121 Před měsícem +82

      ​@sethwarren8106 the system has to support the system. The IRS is a great example. It doesn't need to exist, so the system creates problems for the system to solve and companies pop up that need not exist that lobby for the system to keep on systeming.

  • @RashaKahn
    @RashaKahn Před měsícem +2876

    Later on in his career as General Major Major, he gets demoted to Major because of the same confusion.

    • @danieleasterling5325
      @danieleasterling5325 Před měsícem +198

      Nah, they just promote him to major general

    • @mahpell7173
      @mahpell7173 Před měsícem +156

      ​@@danieleasterling5325Major General Major Major. Beautiful.

    • @Drejco515
      @Drejco515 Před 29 dny +46

      @@danieleasterling5325 Still a demotion. General is a 4-star rank, Major General is 2-star.

    • @danieleasterling5325
      @danieleasterling5325 Před 29 dny +24

      @@Drejco515 but in the end still a jump up from just being a major.

    • @zacharia1446
      @zacharia1446 Před 29 dny +22

      Early game buff but a late game drag

  • @seandremel337
    @seandremel337 Před 27 dny +343

    For context, I’m an Airman, and one of my superiors in South Carolina was a Staff Sergeant (E-5, often shortened to just Sergeant) Majors. He tells the story of one day when he goes to visit an Army Base, having called a few days beforehand to say he was coming. The person who had taken the call had misheard, and thought it was a Sergeant Major (Army E-9) coming to visit, so my superior got the whole nine yards of treatment - private parking space with a driver, lunch at the SNCO/O-Club, a some really good touring. The people figured out what had happened not long after he arrived, but they had everything set up and decided to not let it go to waste.

    • @cardinalbob1
      @cardinalbob1 Před 27 dny +30

      Reminds me of an Air Force Captain calling a Navy base, he always got what he needed because they thought he was an O-6.

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh Před 17 dny +4

      you don't call your staff sergeant "staff" or "staff sergeant?""

    • @PsRohrbaugh
      @PsRohrbaugh Před 17 dny +12

      ​@@cardinalbob1to avoid this confusion, marines / army / airforce captains (o-3) are addressed as "Major" (o-4) when on board a navy vessel (since captain is o-6 in the navy, and often specifically the person in charge of the vessel). You don't want a junior officer from another branch being mistaken for the vessel's commander.

    • @seandremel337
      @seandremel337 Před 17 dny +7

      @@SantomPh Nope, acceptable shorthand is Sergeant only. Staff Sergeant is used mostly for formal kinds of events - promotion, awards, retirement, etc.
      In Air Force, E-7 is Senior Master Sergeant and the “correct” shorthand is Sergeant as well, but I’ve heard people use Senior as the shorthand plenty of times.

    • @seandremel337
      @seandremel337 Před 17 dny +2

      @@cardinalbob1 Also true 😅. You’d think Navy would learn to ask about that since every other branch uses Captain as O-3 and Colonel as O-6.

  • @americankid7782
    @americankid7782 Před měsícem +31167

    Promoting a Sergeant to a Major to avoid a Headache is peak old military man energy.

    • @jenniferbreidenbach579
      @jenniferbreidenbach579 Před měsícem +241

      Not necessarily old

    • @morphingninja
      @morphingninja Před měsícem +581

      How many ranks were skipped with that promotion?

    • @JustAboutToEat
      @JustAboutToEat Před měsícem +138

      ​@@morphingninjaI wanna know roo!

    • @sahibathind5373
      @sahibathind5373 Před měsícem +27

      Yeah... 😅

    • @cosmicfails2053
      @cosmicfails2053 Před měsícem +1438

      ​@@morphingninjahe didn't just skip ranks, he skipped officer school.
      Sergeant major of the first army is the highest rank someone can obtain without being an officer,
      He just skipped 10 ranks and several officer qualification exams

  • @farhanthedude
    @farhanthedude Před měsícem +26941

    His dad after knowing his Major got promoted to a Major : "well... it worked"

    • @e_t_t9553
      @e_t_t9553 Před měsícem +493

      Can’t argue with the results 😂

    • @IdiotDoomSpiral69
      @IdiotDoomSpiral69 Před měsícem +303

      Imagine writing the letter back home to inform them of your field promotion

    • @spottedslash4256
      @spottedslash4256 Před měsícem +336

      ​@@IdiotDoomSpiral69 if I was his dad. I would of pissed myself laughing.

    • @SgtMjAlex
      @SgtMjAlex Před měsícem

      @@spottedslash4256 Quote from the book: Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His speciality was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa [...] He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbours sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. 'As ye sow, ye shall reap,' he counselled one and all, and everyone said, 'Amen.'

    • @Pioneer_DE
      @Pioneer_DE Před měsícem +207

      Pros: Quick promotion to Major
      Cons: He'll never be anything but a Major

  • @neotuxxedo
    @neotuxxedo Před měsícem +720

    Bro is now “major Major M. Major”

    • @HansWurst1569
      @HansWurst1569 Před 19 dny +12

      The word starts too lose all its meaning after saying it so many times

    • @dallindespain5082
      @dallindespain5082 Před 17 dny +6

      ​@HansWurst1569 That is called semantic satiation, a delightful little term that will cause itself

    • @Freebies107
      @Freebies107 Před 9 dny +1

      What does the M stands for?

    • @chefscorner7063
      @chefscorner7063 Před 9 dny +1

      Every time he's introduced whomever is introducing him sounds like they're stuttering. 😂

    • @markvarga9507
      @markvarga9507 Před 2 dny

      There were four Majors initialy

  • @Imetalman2000
    @Imetalman2000 Před měsícem +94

    Instead of admitting they made a mistake,they promoted him. This feels based on a true story.

    • @ryanpeck3377
      @ryanpeck3377 Před 18 dny +4

      It kinda is, and there is a possibility it was influenced by Henry Fondas wartime service and promotion.
      (The character, while the author denys it, is possibly based on his real commander along with Henry Fonda (who the character in the story resembles and is a plot point for the character)

  • @ericpmoss
    @ericpmoss Před měsícem +37269

    His poor cousin, Private Private, didn't have such a good career.

    • @rvtech101
      @rvtech101 Před měsícem +2899

      His other cousin General General however, . .

    • @quangminhnguyen9079
      @quangminhnguyen9079 Před měsícem +550

      Could be his oder brother major major general major pull some string

    • @noone-nj6ps
      @noone-nj6ps Před měsícem +421

      We shall not remind president president

    • @Silirion
      @Silirion Před měsícem +92

      Major…ly Private

    • @dubious_potat4587
      @dubious_potat4587 Před měsícem +176

      ​@@rvtech101 not least Field-Marshall Field-Marshall Field-Marshall

  • @Glados1080
    @Glados1080 Před měsícem +11678

    Promoting the guy to major just so they don't have to re schedule

    • @nicksoutforharambe
      @nicksoutforharambe Před měsícem +1062

      Most military shit I’ve ever heard

    • @halvorson566
      @halvorson566 Před měsícem +376

      @@nicksoutforharambe Classic! Note to self: rename my son Colonel Colonel Colonel.

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 Před měsícem +97

      ​@@halvorson566 it would be hilarious if he was a six year old making silly decisions

    • @alexnovak2669
      @alexnovak2669 Před měsícem +42

      If he is a good sergeant he'll be fine.

    • @brandonrichards8086
      @brandonrichards8086 Před měsícem +35

      They just didn’t want to have to do all the paperwork

  • @modelcitizen72
    @modelcitizen72 Před 29 dny +158

    "He was a piece of work, sir." The love on his face.

  • @henryrhodus5172
    @henryrhodus5172 Před měsícem +120

    So he's now Major Major Major Major. This is the proudest day in his father's life. His practical joke has officially come full circle 😂

    • @adam422
      @adam422 Před měsícem +7

      One day he's gotta become a Major general Major Major

    • @emperorlokire7648
      @emperorlokire7648 Před 28 dny

      @@adam422your missing a Major.

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper Před měsícem +7256

    “Remember Major?”
    “Yeah, poor guy. I hear they’re promoting him to general.”

    • @davidrossi5096
      @davidrossi5096 Před měsícem +373

      “Command has taken certain circumstances into consideration and is willing to compromise by promoting you straight to Major General, sorry son, it’s the best we can do.”

    • @jessicaregina1956
      @jessicaregina1956 Před měsícem +71

      Promotion to General requires endorsement by congress or something 😂

    • @brodull1142
      @brodull1142 Před měsícem +92

      @@jessicaregina1956 So it's much easier then. If a military personel promote him to avoid reschedule, what do you think congress will do once thay found out about Major Major Major Major?

    • @nolansaylor7710
      @nolansaylor7710 Před měsícem +68

      now he is the very model of a modern Major General Major Major.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před měsícem

      @@nolansaylor7710 he is well versed on all things mathematical and nautical

  • @IVIÚ5I-IR0ØIVI
    @IVIÚ5I-IR0ØIVI Před měsícem +4718

    "Just get in the god damn jeep." Bro was sick of it 😂

    • @tylermccann2518
      @tylermccann2518 Před měsícem +24

      My dad named me 100k yearly salary

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 Před měsícem +29

      "We are going to take a ride and very carefully explain to you how you were *always* a Major. We have enough time to rehearse your lines."

    • @derekb.6956
      @derekb.6956 Před měsícem +3

      @@tylermccann2518 let me know if this works I’ll change my name

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue Před měsícem

      @@IVIÚ5I-IR0ØIVI tethering

  • @Soldier1287
    @Soldier1287 Před 25 dny +54

    E-5 to O-4 is wild.
    Better come with the Pay tho

    • @johntterry2222
      @johntterry2222 Před 22 dny +2

      Seriously

    • @Soldier1287
      @Soldier1287 Před 18 dny +3

      Almost as wild as the whole ass Captain who went to the Marines & started as a Private

  • @AmethystShard82
    @AmethystShard82 Před měsícem +184

    "Colonel Korn"
    Me: *OH MY FUCKING GOD, KORN-*

    • @monicarodrigues985
      @monicarodrigues985 Před měsícem +1

      Could you explain the joke to an outsider?

    • @AmethystShard82
      @AmethystShard82 Před měsícem +7

      @@monicarodrigues985 Yeah, of course. I'm talking about the band Korn. They're a heavy metal band, and if you've ever listened to bands like Slipknot even once and you liked it, I'd totally recommend them 😊

    • @monicarodrigues985
      @monicarodrigues985 Před měsícem

      @AmethystShard82 oh, now I get the reference, thanks.

    • @AmethystShard82
      @AmethystShard82 Před měsícem

      @@monicarodrigues985 No problem

    • @grinjnbren
      @grinjnbren Před měsícem +1

      ​@AmethystShard82 nu metal*

  • @senorseriemucho
    @senorseriemucho Před měsícem +1577

    No one can leave him alone. Life just keeps adding more majors to his name

  • @timothysmith8283
    @timothysmith8283 Před měsícem +7267

    As a former member of the US Army, this all makes perfect sense....

  • @wademccormick4371
    @wademccormick4371 Před měsícem +22

    Oh nooo! God forbid he misses Wednesdays subcommittee briefing. 😂

  • @fefnireindraer144
    @fefnireindraer144 Před měsícem +48

    "Get in the god damn jeep" LOL!!!

  • @joshuabannio1610
    @joshuabannio1610 Před měsícem +3738

    “Coronal Corn” such an underrated joke that gets missed in this scene

    • @rockmyworldmusic
      @rockmyworldmusic Před měsícem +25

      Of course his duties will be different.😆

    • @natehill8069
      @natehill8069 Před měsícem +57

      I worked with a Capt Corn. I dont think he stayed in long enough to make LTC. But I also worked with a Col Cobb.

    • @AnastasioCostaMeno
      @AnastasioCostaMeno Před měsícem +27

      COLONEL KORN!

    • @AnastasioCostaMeno
      @AnastasioCostaMeno Před měsícem +10

      You’re literally reading it and you speak ONE language. COLONEL KORN!

    • @lukienman
      @lukienman Před měsícem +12

      Coronal? That is neither Colonel nor Kernel, what kind of corn are you smoking boy?

  • @kryptoknyght5224
    @kryptoknyght5224 Před měsícem +2538

    The Monte Python crew would've imploded with these lines of dialog 🤣❤

  • @mar10ssj1
    @mar10ssj1 Před měsícem +61

    He went from an E5 to an O4. That's a helluva promotion. MAJ Major Major should really thank his Dad.

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki Před měsícem

      Grade 4, so e4 at the time.

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 Před měsícem

      @@nyetloki cool story

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 Před 5 hodinami

      His name is Major Major Major. Family name is Major and he also has Major as first and middle name. So he went from Sgt Major Major Major to Major Major Major Major.

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 Před 20 dny +13

    “Congratulations Major Major, you are now Major Major Major”

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 Před 5 hodinami

      Well he was Seargent Major Major Major, now he is Major Major Major Major.

  • @Zooooom01
    @Zooooom01 Před měsícem +2122

    “Get in the goddamn jeep” - sounds just like my grandfather telling his war stories when I was kid

    • @inconspicuouscupofblood7730
      @inconspicuouscupofblood7730 Před měsícem +17

      I remember stories from my great uncle from Vietnam, he'd sit me down at the campfire, light his cigar, and talk about the village kids he fished with, even taught a few of them some cool ties and lure designs
      He missed his rifle dearly when his eyes went

    • @mx6989
      @mx6989 Před měsícem +3

      That makes laught loud 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Riftyboy22
      @Riftyboy22 Před měsícem +3

      That's the part that got me cackling.

    • @ObviouslyNotABlackadder
      @ObviouslyNotABlackadder Před měsícem +3

      In "Catch 22" (1970) it's even more annoying in how they force Major Major to promote into a real Major

  • @A_Man_Named_Mark
    @A_Man_Named_Mark Před měsícem +1486

    As an old-school Army guy... this is the most accurate shit I have EVER seen 😂

  • @danegerdes9345
    @danegerdes9345 Před 16 dny +5

    I read this book and it is honestly the best work of comedy writing that I have ever come across

  • @5P3CT3R
    @5P3CT3R Před měsícem +32

    "Major Major congratulations you're a major." 😂

  • @user-cg3im9pk9l
    @user-cg3im9pk9l Před měsícem +586

    the longest dad joke in history

  • @Nazze001
    @Nazze001 Před měsícem +1287

    Congratulations, son! You’ve been promoted from Major Square to Major Cube. Just remember, with great volume comes great responsibility!

    • @aeashenemby
      @aeashenemby Před měsícem +59

      Actually he's Major^4, his middle name is Major too. His full name+title is Major Major Major Major

    • @Nazze001
      @Nazze001 Před měsícem

      @@aeashenemby Then I guess he’s a one man s*quad*

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 Před měsícem

      ​@@aeashenembyMajor⁴

    • @moonshiners-cv6kd
      @moonshiners-cv6kd Před měsícem +9

      @@aeashenemby everything is major with major,major,major,major

    • @skullcollector7016
      @skullcollector7016 Před měsícem +1

      Y'all are funny asl😂😂

  • @corvokuro
    @corvokuro Před 5 dny +1

    “Get in the goddamn jeep” I love his energy as he says it

  • @DoomFlavored
    @DoomFlavored Před 6 dny +1

    This feels like the WW2 equivalent of “get in loser we’re going shopping”

  • @YourFBIagent118
    @YourFBIagent118 Před měsícem +2851

    That’s a hell of a pay raise 😂

    • @SoldierofKreig
      @SoldierofKreig Před měsícem +89

      Like 80k a year more

    • @sqike001ton
      @sqike001ton Před měsícem +87

      So there wasn't a Sergeant major in WW2 (E9). but an (E8) master sergeant made $140 a month a major (O4) made $250 so it was about $100 a month. which is about $1700 more a month. but he is now responsible to buy all his personal gear and food allowance. (unless in combat) so yeah fairly big bump in pay

    • @weisshxc
      @weisshxc Před měsícem +53

      @@sqike001tonHe wasn’t a SGM, he was a SGT. Named Major.

    • @sqike001ton
      @sqike001ton Před měsícem +10

      @@weisshxc I took it as he was saying I'm sgt major named major confusing XD anyways add $80 to that then

    • @weisshxc
      @weisshxc Před měsícem +27

      @@sqike001ton His name is Major Major Major and he held the rank of Sergeant. It's meant to be confusing lol.

  • @a.murdoch5446
    @a.murdoch5446 Před měsícem +635

    I feel like the army has enough of a sense of humor that if there was actually a guy named major major, they would move heaven and hell to make sure he got promoted to major. 😂

    • @reyalsregnava
      @reyalsregnava Před měsícem +39

      Navy has a Captain Kirk. And a Seaman Swallows. So....

    • @DavidWalter-gz8ue
      @DavidWalter-gz8ue Před měsícem +12

      Or pay him to get a proper name by deed poll or simply ask him to invent a first name for himself.

    • @zecaptainpegleg8820
      @zecaptainpegleg8820 Před měsícem +42

      Yeah I've known guys with major for last names and they got rushed to sergeant rank just so they can be sergeant major and fuck with everyone.

    • @kibbs325
      @kibbs325 Před měsícem +5

      This is the air force

    • @mwills24
      @mwills24 Před měsícem +16

      I know a guy, last name Cobb. Man stayed in until he made O-6 just for the sake of humor (Colonel Cobb)

  • @SonofTheMarine68
    @SonofTheMarine68 Před měsícem +5

    "Hello major major major"

  • @spub1031
    @spub1031 Před 14 dny +1

    Not only did he get promoted, but he skipped the whole green to gold progress

  • @Mariana-xk3bp
    @Mariana-xk3bp Před měsícem +707

    "He was a piece of work, sir" poor boy. That line felt heavy

    • @scionixx9568
      @scionixx9568 Před měsícem +25

      Kind of felt like he was reminiscing about his dad being a joker and being proud of them

    • @Hagen-HenrikKowalski
      @Hagen-HenrikKowalski Před měsícem +2

      @@scionixx9568 mah mot at all wasnt a good dad i figure

  • @Johnny_Sinns007
    @Johnny_Sinns007 Před měsícem +862

    No Military Academy, No OCS, No Nothing.
    Sargent to Major without commissionship appointment 😂 I'd like that kind of military promotion system

    • @LtSheppardXxL
      @LtSheppardXxL Před měsícem +22

      and his soldiers know he's willing to get in the dirt and exercise with them too

    • @DaGooseMan305
      @DaGooseMan305 Před měsícem +25

      Field Commission 🤣😆

    • @nico-v113
      @nico-v113 Před měsícem +41

      Back in WW2 you could do Field Promotions to commission officers. It’s actually real.

    • @bennai2
      @bennai2 Před měsícem +8

      In theory you can do it even now. But there wasn't a conflict in the last years so huge that the military needed to do it

    • @gidi3250
      @gidi3250 Před měsícem +9

      ​@@bennai2most military's allow this, but it has to take place on a battlefield, and it's less of you getting a new rank but rather filling the void of a senior officer who's now a kia, after the action the military's tend to send the guy for some tests to see if they can actually do the needed tasks then they tend to allow the person to officially receive the rank.

  • @jakedillingham
    @jakedillingham Před měsícem +4

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. What an excellent bit of dialogue there, well acted for sure!

  • @mitchalmaines1104
    @mitchalmaines1104 Před měsícem +3

    Sergeant to Major automatic promotion is wild

  • @KosherLover
    @KosherLover Před měsícem +196

    Major Major you're promoted to a Major, congratulations son.
    His anger felt so deep.

    • @cameronvanatti6629
      @cameronvanatti6629 Před měsícem +1

      Maj. Major Major at your service 😂😂

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 Před 5 hodinami +1

      Seargent Major Major Major you are hereby promoted to a Major let's go.
      Major Major Major Major reporting Sir!

  • @nocturnalrecluse1216
    @nocturnalrecluse1216 Před měsícem +419

    Now that's what I call a major promotion.

  • @user-tb8gv1me1k
    @user-tb8gv1me1k Před měsícem +2

    He was a piece of work sir got me rolling

  • @keepingitclassy443
    @keepingitclassy443 Před 3 dny

    Hearing "Lt. Colonel Korn" spoken out loud never gets old for me.

  • @dave2808
    @dave2808 Před měsícem +892

    If I was him, be calling dad “well I’m a major now, fuck you I have no idea what I’m doing now”

    • @daviswhite3591
      @daviswhite3591 Před měsícem +7

      You assume guys could call home in WWII?
      Stop. Get help now.

    • @sqike001ton
      @sqike001ton Před měsícem +16

      You mean write home

    • @dave2808
      @dave2808 Před měsícem

      @@sqike001ton which ever one works, either way fuck you dad

    • @KazzoKiller3890
      @KazzoKiller3890 Před měsícem +31

      ​@daviswhite3591 this funny joke, and this is what you're focusing on?

    • @garyslayton8340
      @garyslayton8340 Před měsícem +11

      ​@@daviswhite3591
      Have you ever heard of a radio?
      Ya know
      The things that were commonplace in homes since the 20s?
      Letter would be easier and cheaper but dtill

  • @laurenciozabala4296
    @laurenciozabala4296 Před měsícem +125

    Sergeant Major Major Major got promoted to Major Major Major Major. That was a mouthful.

    • @hermeticascetic
      @hermeticascetic Před měsícem

      Also a hell of a rank jump. From enlisted to officer

    • @Jewelbell2024
      @Jewelbell2024 Před měsícem

      Nah it was Sargent Major Major, Major, Major, that got promoted in Cinco Major or Major, Major Major Major Major

  • @donttouchmykokoropls5752
    @donttouchmykokoropls5752 Před měsícem +3

    Now he's Major Major Major Major.

  • @Iike_tonk
    @Iike_tonk Před 23 dny +1

    So he’s Major Major Major Major

  • @richardgreen49
    @richardgreen49 Před měsícem +356

    Probably the most successful promotion in history. Dude skipped about 6 pay grades in 1 minute!

    • @Lupinthe3rd.
      @Lupinthe3rd. Před měsícem +26

      the most sucessfull promotion in modern american military history belonged to William Knudsen he was directly commissioned a LT Gen in WWII serving from1942-1946. Knudsen was president of General Motors from1937-1940. He was made Director of Production in the Office of the Under Secretary of War. In July 1944 he became Director of the Army Air Forces Material and Services (later, Army Air Forces Technical Service Command),
      He was basically the one who was responsible for converting civilian industry to war time output total aircraft produced for the U.S. military in 1939 was fewer than 3,000 planes. By the end of the war, America produced over 300,000 because of Kundsen work.

    • @stevenserna910
      @stevenserna910 Před měsícem +15

      More than 6. He went from a E-grade, to an O-grade.

    • @mashedxpotats
      @mashedxpotats Před měsícem +2

      ​@@stevenserna9107, which is more than 6, yes lol

    • @Blazo97
      @Blazo97 Před měsícem

      How many ranks did he skip

    • @AlexBabcock-hw9iz
      @AlexBabcock-hw9iz Před měsícem +3

      For enlisted men there 13 ranks. Then officer ranks to Major are 4 2nd LT 1st LT Captain then Major.
      So if he was an E1 he'd have gone up 16 pay grades to Major.
      Today's Army pay E1 24K a year O4 Major 88 to 139K a year.

  • @Wormhole798
    @Wormhole798 Před měsícem +1

    We had a guy in the Navy named Seaman.
    You guessed it... he was Seaman, Seaman.
    Seaman was his name, Seaman was his rate.😂🤣

  • @marth8000
    @marth8000 Před měsícem +779

    The hilarious thing is that if it goes under the radar and with even just a little tutelage he'll probably be alright.

    • @SenkaBandit
      @SenkaBandit Před měsícem +87

      Extra points if he’s good at his officer duties lol. Everyone loves a mustang

    • @SoldierofKreig
      @SoldierofKreig Před měsícem +15

      This was ww2 bro they didnt do. Think like oversight

    • @SgtMjAlex
      @SgtMjAlex Před měsícem +42

      It practically ruins his life in the book.

    • @Aden_III
      @Aden_III Před měsícem +1

      @@SgtMjAlexhow so?

    • @jacobbillups4715
      @jacobbillups4715 Před měsícem +1

      @@SgtMjAlexI second the question

  • @WolfgangvonHam
    @WolfgangvonHam Před měsícem +444

    Better than what his second cousin had in the Navy… Seaman Stains was bullied relentlessly

    • @ajax54
      @ajax54 Před měsícem +10

      I gotta admit this one cracked me up

    • @liammitchell9900
      @liammitchell9900 Před měsícem +3

      RN has a Seaman Specialist rank 😂

    • @rodzilla134
      @rodzilla134 Před měsícem +3

      So that would be Seaman Seaman Stains? Damn! That's a lot of Seaman for one Seaman.

    • @liammitchell9900
      @liammitchell9900 Před měsícem +2

      There used to be Seaman Operators but they were just wankers.

    • @dakotaanderson7906
      @dakotaanderson7906 Před měsícem +6

      I knew a Seaman Guzzler who was in the navy. Not even joking, that was his last name.

  • @Vince_070
    @Vince_070 Před 7 dny +1

    This was a major moment in major major major’s career by getting promoted to major to make a major difference in this major war.

  • @shruggzdastr8-facedclown
    @shruggzdastr8-facedclown Před 27 dny +1

    I suggest anyone who hasn't read the book (by Joseph Heller) that this miniseries is adapted from to do so before watching said miniseries. I read it when I was in my 20s back in the '90s, and it's one of my all-time top-fav books that I've ever read!

  • @maisumsilva704
    @maisumsilva704 Před měsícem +247

    "Promoting you a Major
    Congrats, Major Major Major"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @evelyan4604
      @evelyan4604 Před měsícem +37

      Actually it's Major Major Major Major.
      He got a middle name too. 😂

    • @maisumsilva704
      @maisumsilva704 Před měsícem +6

      @@evelyan4604 true
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mwills24
      @mwills24 Před měsícem +5

      Why didn’t they just make him E-9? Would still have counted and he would have been sgt major major major major

    • @Resmund
      @Resmund Před měsícem +3

      He was promoted to Major but his military career stopped at that point bcs no one wanted the extra hassle.

    • @POTATOSOOPS
      @POTATOSOOPS Před měsícem +4

      ​@@mwills24because there was no sergeant major rank in WWII

  • @Supreme_Dalek_
    @Supreme_Dalek_ Před měsícem +477

    Major Major Major Major

    • @D3nn1s
      @D3nn1s Před měsícem +20

      Had to scroll way too far to find this

    • @mohamedzafir8566
      @mohamedzafir8566 Před měsícem +3

      Fr ​@@D3nn1s

    • @snomandonly
      @snomandonly Před měsícem +3

      Nah its major major major

    • @soren2951
      @soren2951 Před měsícem +19

      @@snomandonlyhis first, middle, and last names are all major. So Major Major Major Major.

    • @celebishiny2912
      @celebishiny2912 Před měsícem

      ​@@D3nn1ssame

  • @Just_Mr_K
    @Just_Mr_K Před měsícem

    Classic..."just get in the car" 😂

  • @RealGoodTalk
    @RealGoodTalk Před 28 dny +2

    He went from Sergeant Major Major Major to Major Major Major. Realistically, he was demoted.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 Před 5 hodinami

      No he became Major Major Major Major.

  • @LegatusLucius2
    @LegatusLucius2 Před měsícem +335

    Remember the good old days where people got Skyrocket promotions because paperwork was annoying😂

    • @sqike001ton
      @sqike001ton Před měsícem +20

      Yea it can still happen I know a staff sergeant who got a commission to LT in country but that was because the LT died and he took over the radio and command during a fight I do t know what happened to the first sergeant as he would have been 2ic

    • @LegatusLucius2
      @LegatusLucius2 Před měsícem +5

      @@sqike001ton you mean like an infield promotion was he a badass or something

    • @thaneoffife6904
      @thaneoffife6904 Před měsícem +25

      @@LegatusLucius2 Officially it's called a battlefield commission when an enlisted member is granted an officers commission in the field. It allows enlisted members to bypass the normal requirements to receive a commission based on leadership and merit. From WW1 to the Vietnam war 31000 service members of all branches received battlefield commissions. Generally when there is a transition to peacetime such members are given a set timeframe to meet the normal requirements to keep their commission.

    • @mikaeljohnledet1060
      @mikaeljohnledet1060 Před měsícem +1

      @@sqike001ton Its called a "battlefield promotion" and is if not normal, then atleast often seen in combat.

  • @codwarlord98
    @codwarlord98 Před měsícem +2889

    "Major Major, congratulations, you're a Major!"
    Lol. That line had me dead!💀 😂
    Edit: Oh, wow! That sure is quite a nice surprise! Thanks everyone for liking my comment! Much appreciated!😁🙏🏽🙏🏽

  • @RendezvousTribe
    @RendezvousTribe Před 24 dny

    Way to go! Keep it up man you’re doing great.

  • @phumomasinga4272
    @phumomasinga4272 Před 9 dny

    His annoyance at having to repeat himself then promoting him is sadly way to accurate

  • @phxmotor1
    @phxmotor1 Před měsícem +152

    Catch 22. ..."That's one hell of a catch you got there".

  • @mikeratixxd7397
    @mikeratixxd7397 Před měsícem +94

    The dad: You can question my methods but not my results

    • @MartinFinnerup
      @MartinFinnerup Před měsícem +2

      Of course you can.
      Getting promoted like this is not a good thing. He was just thrust into a rank way above what he knows, without an ounce of training.
      He has no idea how to fullfil that position.

    • @mikeratixxd7397
      @mikeratixxd7397 Před měsícem +3

      @@MartinFinnerup Shut up and stop trying to analize a joke

  • @PhoenixBlaze1776
    @PhoenixBlaze1776 Před měsícem +1

    He got one hell of a pay raise 😂😂

  • @lencavallaro6781
    @lencavallaro6781 Před 14 dny

    That’s some catch that Catch-22. I spent the first 30 pages confused and spent the rest of the book laughing out loud

  • @StuartGodbold
    @StuartGodbold Před měsícem +84

    I served with a Cpl.Sergeant and a Sgt. Major.
    The telephone calls were the funniest 😂

    • @MrCargod05
      @MrCargod05 Před měsícem +7

      I have a General Admiral on my army installation

    • @StuartGodbold
      @StuartGodbold Před měsícem +5

      @@MrCargod05 My Friend joined up as a steward, only to find once basic training had finished he was sent to chef training. His surname, Cook.
      It has always happened, I hope it continues 😜

    • @nelsontoondrawer7618
      @nelsontoondrawer7618 Před měsícem +1

      I had jury duty... witness name.. a nurse named 'Blood!'. True. Another witness in this court case about a speeding bus in NYC? His name? Mr. Speed. Not making it up. 😊 🎉🎉🎉

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin Před měsícem +61

    His dad in the afterlife: HAH! I knew that would happen. I wish I could still get the bet money

  • @user-ry3hx8il8r
    @user-ry3hx8il8r Před 25 dny

    Bro is Major Major Major Major now 🤣

  • @ricomorales1307
    @ricomorales1307 Před 7 dny

    You just go promoted and then "get in the goddam jeep!"😂

  • @bird.of.hermes.4
    @bird.of.hermes.4 Před měsícem +51

    Kudos to the dude who came up with the "Unless..."

  • @jtk360
    @jtk360 Před měsícem +22

    his fathers joke got him a promotion

  • @robertoquing6878
    @robertoquing6878 Před měsícem

    Is he a sargeant? Is he a major? Is he a sargeant major? 😂😂😂

  • @JGarcia2016
    @JGarcia2016 Před měsícem +2

    Major becoming a major lmao 😂😅

  • @tommyaoi1183
    @tommyaoi1183 Před měsícem +158

    "Get in the Got Dam Jeep." 😂😂😊

  • @c-maxprime
    @c-maxprime Před měsícem +40

    It only made sense to promote him to major 😂😂

  • @sandhilltucker
    @sandhilltucker Před 7 hodinami

    Meanwhile, Private Dancer will never be promoted due to not wanting to ruin the joke.

  • @emmanuelmercene
    @emmanuelmercene Před 21 dnem

    "get in the damn jeep" had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gorgi__
    @gorgi__ Před měsícem +53

    his dad was a major comedian

  • @Zenitchik_130
    @Zenitchik_130 Před měsícem +22

    How people fixed spreadsheet mistakes before Excel was invented:

  • @goldskull05
    @goldskull05 Před měsícem +2

    Rank: major
    First name: major
    Middle name: major
    Last name: major
    Major major major major

  • @Zander_dagnallsYT
    @Zander_dagnallsYT Před 12 dny

    "MAJOR MAJOR CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING A MAJOR NOW GET IN THE GODDAMN JEEP"

  • @connorschultz7928
    @connorschultz7928 Před měsícem +163

    congratulations sir. You just got a raise because of your name. Thank you, dad for naming me what I want to be in life.

  • @gobot4455
    @gobot4455 Před měsícem +89

    If dad was serious, first name Lance middle name Corporal last name Major. How does that fit on the TOE. Now imagine he went to OCS and got stars. General Lance Corporal Major.

    • @johnlloyddy7016
      @johnlloyddy7016 Před měsícem +23

      And if he ever gets his three stars he'd be Lieutenant General Lance Corporal Major

    • @robertsurbaugh6459
      @robertsurbaugh6459 Před měsícem +2

      Please let's not bring the navy into this. 😂

    • @jessicaregina1956
      @jessicaregina1956 Před měsícem +1

      @@gobot4455 u don't get stars simply by completing ocs.... U have to complete a lot of schools just to be a colonel usually.

    • @lovelybraintoaster164
      @lovelybraintoaster164 Před měsícem +2

      Kinda good, because Lance Major sounds like a pretty normal name until you put the corporal between it.

  • @emm_gee1294
    @emm_gee1294 Před měsícem

    Bro just got bumped to that Officer Pay

  • @jamestewell7721
    @jamestewell7721 Před měsícem

    Sergeant Major to Major is a damn big leap.

  • @qawi272
    @qawi272 Před měsícem +19

    At this point Major major major became major major major major.

  • @enigmagrieshaber5555
    @enigmagrieshaber5555 Před měsícem +16

    "My son your name is now general general general, go in the goddamn army" 😂

  • @tmac9208
    @tmac9208 Před 6 dny

    I have watched it 5x while sharing and I keep laughing more and more.

  • @calebmantle2910
    @calebmantle2910 Před 2 dny

    "Of course they are you're a major!"

  • @biasmushroom6311
    @biasmushroom6311 Před měsícem +22

    Dad came in clutch and got him a promotion

  • @fubar1_29
    @fubar1_29 Před měsícem +14

    The fastest promotion in the army from sgt. to major in just two sentences

  • @cosmo2244
    @cosmo2244 Před 26 dny

    Driver looks like he finally escaped hamunaptra

  • @Andrew34234
    @Andrew34234 Před 20 dny +1

    I want to be a general, tough you're a Major.

  • @g-mancollections5264
    @g-mancollections5264 Před měsícem +14

    Here we have a major who isn't a major, a sergeant Major who isn't a sergeant major, a major who's actually a sergeant, and a sergeant who's actually a major.

  • @colcumbine
    @colcumbine Před měsícem +18

    Love that they just were like aw fuck it let's promote him so we don't have to redo all the schedules 😂

  • @egyptwns89_26
    @egyptwns89_26 Před 29 dny

    That's one hell of a promotion.

  • @logazer
    @logazer Před 19 dny +1

    So that makes him Major Major Major

  • @sparolek_PL
    @sparolek_PL Před měsícem +7

    "Major Major congratulations you're a major"
    😂