Weekend Update on the Government Shutdown - SNL
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- čas přidán 19. 01. 2018
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including President Donald Trump blaming the government shutdown on Senator Chuck Schumer. Stormy Daniels (Cecily Strong) stops by to discuss being an unlikely hero.
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When you click on the video due to the shutdown and realize that its a different shutdown
same
Lmao
Year later a different type of shutdown
Yea same in 2020
@@carlromm lol I didnt see your comment
Their "accomplishments" list caught me off guard and I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Yeisy Diaz best part was he couldn't sip on his coffee lmfao
And that "Go for the gold" song in the background hahaha
4:35 😂
Mike Almonte do you know who the artist was?
Yeisy Diaz that was really funny
“clutch mah pearls!”
its spelled "mah"
" i am finally allowed to look up stormy daniels on my work computer" priceless!
I love how they try to keep a straight face though all of this
Liam Brinton ikr my favorite part
fuck you SNL - full of shit
yu stu it's satire. The idea is to be full of shit while still being truthful
Sounds like unfunny criticism based on half-truth and outright lies to me. It's not Trump's fault the Democrats refused to fund the government.
Two minutes I will NEVER get back from my life....after reading your post. Why don't you pull your head out of the sand for a few minutes and realize it's humor you idiot. And if you think Trump is a self-made millionaire, you're more stupid than I originally thought. His dad was a millionaire you goober, and gave him money to start in the real estate industry. Trump has filed for bankruptcy six (6) times on several of his real estate holdings. Once in 1991, three (3) times in 1992, once in 2004, and once in 2009. I'm not saying Trump hasn't had some success, but trying to tell me he's self-made is an insult to my intelligence, and the equivalent of pissing on my head and telling me it's raining. Trump couldn't make a wise decision unless he had some smart people around him. So...come down from your ivory tower you simpleton and look up the definition of comedy.
“An old rich dude cheats on his wife with a porn star? CLUTCH MY PEARLS!”
😂😂😂
Can you explain that joke?
orange glow is out of control!
Oh my Lord! I do believe I have a case of the vapors ,.....ooooooooooooooh....
"Of course he's afraid of sharks, the man has the body of a seal!" That joke was hilarious!
Simon James , more like an Old Nasty Obese Walrus
#ONOW
hasoevo Haha!
The other guy's face lol
Incoming "fat shaming" people
I was just gonna go there NAILED
Don't insult seals! At least they have a more defined sleek shape and smooth skin.
and natural hair!
Priscilla Jimenez And they black!!!
Priscilla Jimenez And they can move!
And seal livers are toxic to humans due to it's lethal levels of Vitamin A... I.. I don't know where I'm going with this.
poop a it was a good tangent, nonetheless.
I think stormy daniels should run for president. Her campaign slogan could be: "Stormy for President. America deserves to get screwed over by a professional"
👏🏻👏🏻
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She actually has mentioned running for president.
Mertens Veldkamp 10/10 beet comment 😂👌🏻
you win the internet!!! LMAO 👍👍👍
They left out the most disturbing part about Trump wanting to get spanked with Forbes magazine. The cover had a photo of him with Ivanka and Donald Jr. on it. His fixation on his daughter is so creepy!
SCBJQ Yeah it is disturbing.
SCBJQ to us normal people it is I some how think by his approval rate this is norm for alot of people since they are so unoutraged by it
Yeah the testimony of a pornstar is so credible.
Install Fair Adblocker on your browser. I did and haven't been bothered with an ad for months now.
Like the testimony of a former TV reality show host is so credible.
I don't think people know who Caligula was or what he's known for doing. Cuz that reference deserved way more laughs.
Cameron Christian best comparison. Caligula marked the decline of Rome...
Cameron Christian Caligula was a sick twisted emperor. Pedophilia was normal in Rome back then.
Great movie.
Manchelsea City thks
Cameron Christian It wasn't funny, like most of this segment. Ebony and Ivory are getting tired..
"He's a button-downed, conservative Christian, now he's gotta ride or die with CALIGULA." Jesus Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TheDonutFather That was *fire.*
"And my hashtag isn't 'Time's up'...It's 'Ass up'.."
MEGA VoX What the fuck are you even talkin' about?!
"If Martin Luther King Jr. made his speech wearing a black penis hat, he'd still be alive today." I'M DEAD! 🤣😂
Cecily is way hotter than Stormy.
Damn. Cecilys rack.
The "you get a Stormy" bit was spot on.
"Ride or die with Caligula" Ima knit that one on a pillow
“The government owes us an eagle or apple pie lol”
LOVE when they cut away to a list then back to Colin with his coffee cup😂 SO funny!
These two are gold
Jarhead Leatherneck it’s not their fault your life sucks
Of course he's afraid of sharks, the man has the body of a seal!
strikeslifer
😂😂😂
Dead
Just not a Navy SEAL 🤢
strikeslifer 😀😀😀
strikeslifer
Yeah. We heard it when we watched the video.
"Well, of course he's afraid of sharks; the man has the body of a seal!" That was a good one, Michael.
Wonderful! One hilarious joke after another punctuated by "Stormy Daniels is the hero we deserve." Home run, SNL!
Cecily once again looking FINE
Blink and you'll miss that list of first-year accomplishments. Also *_don't_* blink and you'll *STILL* miss that list
*Y O U G E T A S T O R M Y*
I get a chubby.
Shut up... why do you repeat what other ppl said?
Shut up... why do you repeat what other ppl said?
This was a savage af roast! Damn!!!!
Brad Corcoran Hell yes, and I loved it, and I hope it continues, let's roast IT.
Hell yeah! It’s seen so rarely, “brave” is definitely the word to describe it.
Brad Corcoran Only critique is that that thing is a cat ears hat, not a vagina hat. Does no one know what a vagina looks like anymore?
KING LIMITLESS nah
Brad Corcoran only pussies say savage and af
These guys never cease to amaze me with their ability to keep a (mostly) straight face.
Cecily can do no wrong. 💓
"Ride or Die with Caligula" .... YUP, Good One.
The only reason I watch SNL is Weekend Update. Michael and Colin are always hilarious.
Cecily...WOW...
Beoooobs!!!
Joe Collins ... I am Cecily' infant son being fed on a daily.
Damn, Cecily.
“Imagine the coverage if it was reported in 2013 that Obama paid a porn star 130K to keep quiet about an extramarital affair.” 🦉
I love watching these it’s like Colin and Micheal are competing with each other with every joke 😂😂
These two are very, very funny and the material hits the mark every time. Love this programme!
That Martin Luther King joke was gold
CrystalCritter Pussies, not cats. Pussy hats, not cat hats. 😉
Disgraceful!!! Shame on him! #sellout
5:06 Colin checks out Cecily's costume
This is the first time a party controlled all branches of govt and had a shutdown. The ineptitude of Trump and the GOP is staggering.
What a weak BS comment. This is the Dem's fault. get out of your parents basement and actually do something
xxl96 Being unable to compromise for 10 votes is actually an achievement only the GOP could achieve.
xxl96 jesus christ this is an amazingly stupid comment
LinusMLGTips can you read?
Gangstonius Rex they needed 10 democrats to stop a fillabuster and we all know Dems are obstructionists. They opposed nothing on the bill yet they couldn't get it to pass so the republicans changed it again and it persuaded like 4 democrats and lost 3 republicans
2:50 just wait and see Colin's face when he says "loves it"😂
Cecily Strong was hilarious as usual.
Michael Che is amazing!!!
GreatDayEveryone 😍
Yeah, amazingly flat and unfunny. I remember the first time I saw Che on TDS and thought, "This has to be the worst comic correspondent this show has had yet." Then, just a couple months later, SNL hires him. Che is affirmative action personified.
termsofusepolice go stuff yourself u stupid jerk
Of Course he's afraid of sharks the man has the body of a seal!
Closer to Walrus,maybe Manatee, oh he's a beached whale!😄
Yas Anderson Cooper and Gandalf, two of my favs
Julia Taylor The heck
Nah. It hasn't changed the anchors covering trump as much as those defending him. Have you seen KellyAnne Conway!? Giuliani doesn't even show himself anymore. Sabato and Cain, once gorgeous men, have no spark. Baio is a noisy shell. Trump is killing his own even more😲
"An old rich dude cheated on his wife with a porn star,clutch my Pearl's!" Dead 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
Colin : The last president to fail this test was Lincoln after the play.
Crowd: AWWW!
What? Too soon?
I like how they control themselves from laughing lol
This is a year old? Am I in Groundhog's day?
I can finally take the tape off all my cameras
shalika - 😂😂😂
Clutch my pearls! Michael Che, I love you❤️
I really want y'all to think about how a satire live comedy show is giving us more information than our corporate news outlets. What a time to be alive.
damn, the fact that u could watch this a year later amid another shutdown while most of this is still relevant is amazing in itself!
Love the Caligula reference
4:40 CLUTCH MA PEARLS I'M DEAD Y'ALL 😂😂😂
I was finally able to Google stormy daniels on my work computer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey folks, spend an hour watching past weekend updates. Serves as a memory refresher for all the insane TRUE stories that happened, plus quality and creative writing will make you laugh.
Thank God for talent!
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!
I love the details in stormy hands: French nail acrylics LMAO
You guys rock. "You get a Stormy!"
I love you Michael Che!
hahahaha, Stormy Daniels
I love me some Cecily Strong.
“clutch my pearls!” i’m DEAD😂💀
He put the mug back instantly😂🤣
Cecily Strong. What a lady.
Ian Lacey Yea Dem titties
Please don't insult seals. Trumps looks more like Jabba the hutt.
Naomi M why the hell you insult an icon like Jaba the hut?
How do they both keep a straight face doing these hilarious skits?
Weekend update is the best thing on snl
Di you think Lil Donnie had Stormy drizzle on him? 😂😂😂
Seriously, I'm never going to buy a Swiffer or Oral B product with these damn 30 second commercials that can't be skipped.
Lol there is a way to skip them. Pay for the commercial free version. Worth it.
They are both owned by Procter and Gamble.
hutch Oh, you will. You act tough now. But everyone folds eventually.
Lol, "ride or die with Caligula" 1:53 "of course he's afraid of sharks, he has the body of a seal" 2:27
This was one of my favourite weekend updates
Stormy 🤣🤣🤣❤️🤣
Weekend Update killin it as usual.
Yeeessss! I needed this😂😊😂!
"Clutch my pearls!" Lol!
Jesus, Cecily is getting hotter EVERY DAMN EPISODE!!
Yaaaayyy, they did the list 'n' mug gag again :)
clutch my pearls! hahahah too good
"Our industry actually HAS female directors." She nailed
that role, right down to the non-fake cleavage." Somebody please get his woman her GRAMMY.
Five months later, and that list of accomplishments is still accurate.
It is like shooting fish in a barrel--but jeepers! This was hilarious.
I just watched 30 of these in a row!
Weekend Update has been somehow getting better and better with Michael Che and Colin Jost
Anderson Cooper has aged. Lol 😂😂
Stop insulting seals, he has the body of a mutant walrus! LOL
One of the best SNL weekend updates, in recent times !!!
"Do we get prorated or something?"
LOVE YOU CECILY!!!!!
what i love most about this video is how objective this sketch is, so refreshing
“On my work computer” lmao
Stormy Daniels everyone!
Dude this one is good
Cecily Strong totaly killed it lol
Colin trying to get a sip of water/coffee during the on-year summary was a nice touch.
And you get a Stormy! Daaaaaaammmmnnnnnnn :fire:
I wonder if there will be any political comments on this video. Eh, probably not.
Patrick Hogan where's no political activity there can't be political comments.
How's the weather in Moscow today?
I just asked how the weather in Moscow is. You need a safe space brah.
You getting snow or rain?
Debunker Buster I'm sorry to break it to you, but Trump is never right. Absolutely never. No even if he talks about the weather. And all your links to alternative facts is as reliable as the pussy grabbers worthless promises. The GOP and the president are just a ridiculous joke. They control everything but they still get nothing done. And then they have the atrocity to put the blame on everyone else instead of taking responsibility for once. Pathetic spineless losers with zero integrity or shame.
Debunker Buster Yes, of course I'm going to go looking for unbiased news on a website called Trumpisright...
"...1990's Orlando!!!!!" Too funny!
whatever music they used for the "accomplishments" list just made me bust out laughing. so inspiring. so brief. ahaha
That was so hilllllllarious