How to Protect Your Shopping Trolley From Improvised Explosives
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- čas přidán 1. 03. 2021
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Many people have experienced their groceries being exploded by an improvised explosive. In this video, we will show you how to safely shop at a Tesco's by mounting the appropriate modifications on your trolley such as the M2 Browning heavy machine gun and Trophy active protection system. These will effectively protect your shopping trolley from almost any attack such as anti-tank guided missiles and rocket-propelled grenades.
This was reuploaded. - Krátké a kreslené filmy
*"Is This image familliar to you?"*
n-
*"Of Course It is"*
Bruh u just rickrolled me 👁️👄👁️
N"ot a single doubt about it" you meant to say.
N”ever not seen it”
What it isn’t to you? Happens to me nearly every time I go out
Yes I'm actually from 2048 and We hate it when this happens
finally i can get my tesco meal deal without it being blown up
Tell that to the CIA
Yeah that £3 waisted just because someone lobbed a grenade
@@SpamlessGrim1 the most annoying thing ever
A weapon to surpass metal gear
Gordon Ramsey is actively tracking you.
"Put a few more if you live in Birmingham" peak british humor
I'm French and right now there's a lot of burning trolleys because of riots.
Thanks for your intelligent and inovative solution !
Dammmmmmmmm
Unprotected trollys like the video says are easy, vulnerable targets.
Jokes aside, stay safe out there my friend
glad im not a french shopping cart
just a normal one
is that racist?
@@shoppingcart69420 No, realistic. But France is fine now, beside enormous taxes and our horrible president. So, it's fine for shopping carts I guess ahah
@@simoun1er516French, huh? That was your first mistake.
So that’s why dads taking so long with the milk, he’s driving back enemy forces.
Maybe thats why my dad is taking so long too
Edit: Or he died =(
*URA* *Banzai* *god bless America*
He's a hero of mankind
Simon foking cowell
@@Ethan.YT. he's joking
Hello guys,
This is the reuploaded version after the original was removed.
Thanks.
DEJA VU
What's annoying when this happens is all the comments get lost.
which board game is your profile picture from
Trolley?
Thank you!
Thank you for highlighting the use of the BUK (Birmingham Upgrade Kit) but after 2 years reactive armor would be a welcome addition
At that point just get a tank
You Can Use an Ionic Shield,_ generAted byThe wheels In SphERical Setup, with 4D 8tube auto impull self phasor, if they thiank bad they get it Darko Co.
Give it wings so that you can leave Birmingham
The way he said “and a few more if you live in Birmingham” killed me. 😅☠️
Birmingham folks are prepared for anything I guess
First comment :D
@@bearcline9027 reply*
I'm from Birmingham and I can confirm this is how we do it
Love your channel
Not defending english girls tho.
"a few more if you live on Birmingham"
I _died_ laughing
whats in Birmingham?
@@dimitrypetrenko3470 a joke about the crime rate which i live near
@@dimitrypetrenko3470 poverty
@@dimitrypetrenko3470 Br*tons
@@dimitrypetrenko3470
Cultural enrichment.
I've been so sick of people throwing grenades into my trolly, this was really helpful, thank you.
same here man
im so glad this vid can help
So glad you are bringing awareness to this, I have been sending letters to managers and directors for last 6 years telling them about how open they are to an avalance of grenade attacks, they never listened. I actually feel a lot safer now. No parent should have to bury there child after going to get milk.
“and a few more if you live in Birmingham” had me dying
OMG I'm still laughing my ass off cause of that
@@Sexynhomeless0092 i hate your name
And even more if you live in the USA
@@nukclear2741 Not because the US is unsafe (Florida and certain well known cities exempt), but because no actual American would ever mount just one Browning. Three is the bare minimum to satisfy the urge to freedom.
@@isosev exactly.
"hundreds of pounds worth of goods and groceries"
*Cinder blocks*
You mean you don't eat your daily cinderblock?
@@pokedude720 I know right I mean I take mine with milk
@@dixiebloom722 a real man takes theirs with bovril and raw beef.
Conderblocks only weigh like 20 pounds each
@@averagegamez240 pounds as in the currency not the weight
I love how specific they are about the gun types.
I live in the US and I hadn’t eaten in days because some nerd kept throwing bombs at my food. This was the most helpful video on the internet thank you.
I miss the “In France where he belongs” part lol
I was waiting for that
Me too, and I'm french..
That's what happens when special snowflakes who are easily offended and have never heard of hyperbole get a tiny amount of power.
@@lavetissene339 I don't get the joke
@@lavetissene339 i believe the original was removed because of copyright issues, not because of violating youtube community guidelines?
"Penetrate the enemy before the enemy penetrate the trolley"
Sun Tzu, the art of war in supermarket.
Tzu sun war of art
"I never said that" -Sun tzu
"Penetrate the enemy"
Sun Tzu
@@asylumskp4391 "I never say that either"- Sun tzu
"Why does everybody have to quote something I never said"- Also Sun tsu
I am so glad that this simple tutorial has existed to help society in all way possible.
This is one of those videos you nedd to bookmark, you are going to need this in the future
*Ah yes, I seem to be having a rather similar problem, you see, I seem to have seen this video before.*
Please do a tutorial on how to protect your youtube video from cyber warfare.
Spoiler: It'll involve defending your computer software being vastly defended by plutonium stinger missiles and RC miniguns.
hmm yes, I must learn how too defend from defend
@@uncreative4081 hmmmmm yeah, defend the defending defensive defend by using the big defended defend (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If u want to protect your youtube video from cyber warfare, just add the modification of trolley from the video
omg thats actually an amazing idea
As a Tesco employee, I can confirm that this is real real training video that we had to watch.
Cast this to TVs so that people can be aware
as a ceo of tesco, I approved this comment
@@varietyban3552 a Tesco? There’s multiple?????
@@sunhohwang4884 ceo of multiple tescos
Still beats be less white
Tesco boss: Why our shopping trolley costs 1 million each?
The shopping trolley:
As a Tesco customer I’ve survived multiple Bombings just using your techniques thanks!
“Is this image familiar to you? Of course it is.”
Are you saying it isn't familiar to you? *NANI?*
@@Blue-pk4ny I’m referring to how it was reuploaded - I watched the original several times
@@4te-9 Same, I can't seem to understand why they had to cut out this funny part in 0:19
It's the "Where he belongs" bit for context
@@Blue-pk4ny ah maybe that was a copyrighted bit
@@4te-9 I'm not particularly sure how just saying "where he belongs"could het you a copyright. But at the same time I'm not a copyright professional. Am I?
Google's Answer: Self defense tactics
Bing's Answer:
Bing is weird
I searched on bing how big a brain is and it said 2.2 cm XD
@@VKminus with all the anti-vaxxers I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss that number
@@iqbalhussein5434 XD
Iqbal Abdishakur lol ikr
Here are some extra recommended additions:
1 inch Kevlar around the cart chassis
New wheel structure
New off-road capable wheels
Kevlar-protected roof (with hatch for shopping)
Remove all 12.7mm M2HB guns and replace with a frontal axial minigun
Engine mounted in Kevlar-protected back compartment(with hatch for fuel)
An armoured compartment for the driver(with doors of course)
A 3rd set of wheels to support the driver’s compartment
Top-mounted flares
Frontal minesweepers
These will make your shopping cart an effective fighting vehicle.
Edit: The Type 1 shopping carts (the one in the vid) and the Type 2 shopping carts (type 1 but with these add-ons) are rolling off the production lines as of today.
I love this channel so much. As it provides me with the easiest and practical solutions to my everyday problems using easy materials i have lying around my house.
This design has just one downside: The engine is mounted inside the cart, leaving considerably less space for groceries. I propose installing the engine under the basket and mounting a seat at the back of the cart to allow people to ride their chariot of grocery shopping in comfort.
I then propose we mount the cart on car sized wheels to allocate more space for the engine and ammunition storage. Of course, to combat the extra weight we'd need to upgrade to a V12 engine, as otherwise our cart's potential speed would be severely limited..
I must say, I'm also quite worried about the possibility of attacks from Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus tanks, which have a considerable firepower and could withstand our current defenses, for this reason I suggest we add bulletproof and explosive resistant pannelling to the cart for added user protection, along with a few railguns and anti-tank guided missle launchers (as well as manual missle launchers just in case) Perhaps as an added precaution we should mount one (or two if you deem it necessary) Schwerer Gustav, as with their considerable firepower it should be able to penetrate any tank's defences.
Obviously with all of this added weight we will need to place the cart ontop of one of our own Panzerkampfwagen Maus, and to power this we will replace our v12 engine with a few Wärtsilä-Sulzer RTA96-C engines.
There are still improvements to make, but I think that our new design will be much more practical in real use...
@@Ixarus6713 ah yes
Can we just call highly modified armoured humvee a Detroit's shopping cart?
@@kammmmal211 No. Yes.
Me: I don’t live in South London, I live in Philadelphia and I regularly go out at 3AM.
Bosnian Ape Society: *Cruise Missile Silos*
"How to deal with a bully"
Google: "talk to your elders and find a way out"
Bing:
i do not currently see a problem with this solution.
Just bring your favorite shotgun
Call ambulance, but not for me.
The shopping trolley will take out the bully before he takes out the shopping trolley
@@dhclassicwasstolen I would like to suggest the CQS48 Bulldog
“Is this familiar to you, of course it is”
I don’t know why, but that got me.
Instructions very clear: Now have a shopping cart tank
“we will be mounting a browning MG” is the most American thing said by an English bot
bot?
@@aiz5249 well it's clearly not a person narrating the video
As an American who loves Browning HMGs I can confirm this.
Its hard to argue with your statement
I actually want make this
Glad you were able to get the issues resolved. These are truly a gift.
Words can't describe how delighted I am to discover this lovely gem has finally been accepted by all of society!
@Skeleton copyright laws on CZcams are basically just American corporatism gone wild
Can anybody tell me what issue is being referred to, I know nothing about it
What are the issues? What copyright claimed?
@@diazzlingpictures2236 In the original it after the shot of the tube train departing it transitions to a shot of the Eurostar departing. Now it is just one long shot of the tube train going past. I guess this might have been the copyright complaint.
This should be a training video at all stores and online shopping websites.
"A few more if you live in Birmingham." had me dying
As an American, this makes perfect sense to me.
dude I see no problem with this solution. They guy didnt know what hit him
I legit need this to go in Walmart on black friday
I know im late but you should put the motor lower and get increased wheels powered with electiciry so that its balanced and mounting youself a good leg space helps but you should'nt forget about a control stick for better flanking
@@jootkujo9075 good one
Isn’t Tesco only in England?as far as I’ve been Tesco Is only in the uk
“In the dangerous area that is south London at 3 am”
Never have I been so offended yet i agree so much
I mean when someone is right they're right, right?
@@habib6499 As a former / reformed inhabitant of Deptford, I agree whole heartedly!
"you have just insulted my entire region"
"but yes"
“And a few more if you live in Birmingham” honestly same. I’m offended. But I get it 💀
i live in naples. There are a lot of monkeys on the scooters going around to rob your wallet and phone, and if you mind fighting 2 minutes later you'll find the whole monkey gang in front of you
As a tesco employee i indeed had to watch this as a training video. It was very helpful
This is exactly what I needed. Much appreciated
As a shopping trolley bomber. This officially sets back my plans
Up your game dude
@@Pootis-hn3ky I did now I just gotten access to the ability to replicate nuclear fusion using a solid block of Uranium 235 and unleash a beam of radioactive fire and have ascended to another plane of existance above all other humans
Do you obtain the official shopping trolley bomber certificate by Tesco or are you just one of these dammned freelancers???
@@petergrossmann420 not only Tesco nut also Walmart, Ikea, Target and many others cause you see when I flee to the next country I am not stopping
@@Your_Impulsive_Thoughts Wow, my mad respect, you really really put up the notch in the business, what im interested in is'nt it hard to bomb trolleys at IKEA ??? Because those trolleys used to be packed even more dense then at Tescos and has,nt sweden signed the anti trolleybombing treaty of Trelleborg? Im curious.
The perfect shopping tutorial is back thank god
I was halfway through the tutorial before it got taken down, my shopping cart was blown up 36 different times this week. thank god its back up
Thank god
Tank god
Nice
Thank the tea
Thank you so much for helping me protect my shopping, you saved me and many others' lives.
"If it doesn't work, use more gun."
-Random smart guy in a game.
Random Dude in school
Sentry going up!
Wat if this does not work
“If gun don’t work use more gun” that is fetching amazing
meet the engineer
I've lost 2 loved ones at my local Tesco store due to 85 year olds throwing f1 frag grenades in their shopping cart. This video helped bring me closure. I thank you so much for your dedication to our nation.
God bless them 🙏
Sorry for your losses.
@@teamofone1219 I appreciate it. It has been 5 months moving strong ✊. It's hard to wake up every day and continue my life without my loved ones. I just hope these 85 year old unibombers are put to justice.
@Study Gz No, it's just Southern London.
I've lost 3 in a 12 inch cordite propelled naval shell at Birmingham. I can relate.
This should be a ted talk
Imagine losing a drag race to a shopping cart with guns on it.
CZcams tried to silence the truth, they were afraid of the power and wisdom of the trolley.
It was the mailboxes who removed ir
youtube is the 85 year old loon
@@karstenalbers2255 and those MBTs helps threatening youtube remove every evidence of their existence
This is all well and good but it's ultimately ineffectual. You've completely overlooked the possibility of burried anti-tank mines near the frozen goods. A forward facing mine flail, hardened underbody, and ground penetrating radar are essential additions for the modern shopper.
What about the use of Howitzers on your shopping cart?
@@CarterWills1 that's a great idea, as they say the best defense is a good offense and nothing says offense quite like a 105mm HE shell
ah yess Call of Duty : Modern Shopper 3
@@chdn 105mm? ammiture, we use 155mm
@@matthiuskoenig3378 yeah I just picked a size off the Wikipedia page of howitzer cannons that seemed common
Thank you. This video was so helpful.
I shop at Tesco regularly most days, and I have found this short video very useful and informative. Thank you. I will feel so much safer next time I shop at Tesco or any other supermarket 💣 🚑
Beginner mistake: you put the motor into the cargo hold of trolley, not in the appropriate area below said cargo hold.
This creates two problems:
1. It significantly reduces cargo capacity
2. It leads to a higher center of mass, making the trolley more susceptible to falling over in high speed take overs and the likes.
Also your solution door nothing against preplaced mines.
Overall a good try for a beginner, but it still lacks substance
As long as there is a seat belt for your child I see no problems.
Any experienced aggressor will have placed mines outside the grocery shop, which makes placing an exposed engine below the trolley a lethal decision. A complete, but doable, overhaul is necessary in such a situation. Firstly, we install second-generation Chobham armor plating below the trolley and covering the bottom surfaces, greatly increasing resistance to mine detonations. To clear mines ahead of our trolley, we shall attach a Python rocket-propelled hose to detonate mines rapidly. Finally, we shall reinforce the entire frame of the trolley to prevent collapse from this additional weight. With these modifications, our trolley can now withstand any lightly-armed aggressor.
Def need a lower center of mass or else we won't be able to do the sick outside overtakes on turns
We need camouflage, change the colour!
Another mistake: spelling, it’s a shopping cart
I hate it when someone throws a grenade at my two cinder blocks and "central zone" sign.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I love how this is in my recommendation list
thanks man my grandpa is happy his groceries aren't getting burned anymore
As i live in Birmingham i am pleased to say, the extra 12.7mm M2HB Browning heavy machine guns, have greatly helped my grocery shopping, at the local Tesco.
I'm afraid you would need more than that for Birmingham. They would have the wheels off and the radio out while you were installing it all. Come back and your trolley is up on bricks.
don't try the GAU 8 avenger
@@JohanErasmus-mk6qmsadly it would be too big.
The amount of jihad muslims in Birmingham, this video makes sense.
I almost feel bad
'And a few more if you live I'm Birmingham'
Proceeds to triple the number of guns, but it may not be enough, you obviously also need the high ground, so I'd recommend chinook rotors in addiction to wheels
High ground? Just have an A-10 on CAS duty
General Kenobi would approve your comment.
I approve of this comment
@@negate3 we are british, the A-10's target us
@@argentinianbunker3976 yeah sorry about that. Orange panels and all yknow
“Mum what’s for tea?”
“Central Zone”
"Is this image familiar to you? Of course, it is."
Yes I indeed, have seen a trolley set on fire.
You still haven't fixed the oversight of _vulnerability to IED's._
I lost *a slab of lager* to a old artillery round hidden under a paving stone and triggered remotely.
I recommend shaped armour to deflect the blast on the bottom rack of the trolley - which does unfortunately sacrifice some space…
And a ECM system to jam mobile phone and radio detonators.
But not only does it sacrifice the trolley's space capacity, It also makes it extremely difficult to perform flanking maneuvers around an adversary. So what I'd suggest is a high-quality signal jammer to undetonate the bomb, thus keeping it intact so It won't explode in your vicinity.
There, problem solved!
maybe also bring a main battle tank friend (if you can trust it, trust me i have learned from my m1 abrams friend that the t-72 guy is a malicious main battle tank)
Just use a trophy system.
My condolence to you and your war torn *lager slab* I lost my *bag of easy cook skinny fries* to an M2 slam mine down the dairy aisle. The product was devastatingly written off upon cleanup. Awful
I've had the same situation happen to me. Try putting some sandbags and NERA blocks on the trolley's floor, to protect against IEDs and mines. Also, be sure to equip yours with snake launchers to help clear any line of mines and explosives laid in your path. Some market aisles can be very menacing, while some are completely normal, others look like the Yugoslav Wars. For this, I recommend adding composite armor plating to your shopping trolley, to prevent attacks from fridge-launched ICBMs and smoke launchers, to hide yourself from shopping security.
I was only halfway in the research and development when CZcams took down the video, anyway I can finally finish my armored shopping trolley with stealth camouflage so I can shop in any war zone without worries of getting hit by anti-tank guided missile and JDAM
Hello good shopper. Mind if you share your results? I’m having that problem too. Thanks!
I should start using this tutorial more even though I am American. Also love how your pfp is the USAF Thunderbirds logo
@@the_void996 Hello fellow shopper I'm sorry for the delay but I was busy testing my new shopping trolley at the ultimate limit. I did the test at my local walmart at busiest hour of the day to secure a valuable cargo that is a pre-ordered PS5. So once in walmart as soon as the PS5 lands in my trolley hundreds of evil minded scalpers were staring and rushing towards me. I start the engine and accelarates to a speed of a 100Km per hour in 3.6 secondes and easily plowed into 5 cube meters fat scalpers. Then someone rang the alarm for an unknown reason leaving the front entrance locked. I fired one missile and destroyed the entrance because I did not want to harm myself with broken glass. Once outside I was greeted with people shooting 5.56 mm ammo at me, hopefully I had enough speed to make flank manoeuvers aroud them. I was heading to the highway but a M3 lee tank was blocking the entrance. I fired my last 3 missiles, 2 of them hit and destroyed the tank but M1919 machine gun damaged my camouflage. Once down the highway I reached a top speed of 400km an hour and a helicopter spotted me , it was an apache. It fired many missile barage most of them were detonated by my trophy system but it sure was stressing. The sun was setting and the helicopter lost track of me thanks to the dark and my stealh camouflage. I was lucky but if it was a C-130 chasing I wouldn't have been here to tell the story but I managed to head home safely. My advice for you would be to enginneer different shopping trolley for each type of situation and cargo. So anyway I hope you found my message useful and I wish you good luck for your next shopping sessions.
@@JetFalcon710 I feel like Americans prob need it more
I used to be a freedom trolley fighter. This brings back good memories.
I’m so angry that my parents taught me to shop the wrong way for all these years😡
Same, it was only recently I learnt that I should add a M2 Browning heavy machine gun to defend my self against B-52 bombers targeting my groceries.
I hope we can get a more portable one
Same here!! I never knew my shopping trolley lacked anti aircraft capabilities either
Don't blame the parents. You're too stupid to realize and plan the things for yourself.
I learnt this at school but my parents never bought me the materials
I am here to watch this 2 million times on repeat until you get your views back.
A true hero
ayo
You legend..
Thats gonna take 10 years man
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this is the perfect video, ive always been searching for a video like this
This has changed my life
This is single handed the most useful CZcams tutorial I have ever seen
Innit
I know! I always hate it when a veteran lobs an improvised explosive into my shopping cart!
@@leonardorolingstella8554 thank god they came up with a solution. it's so annoying!
So Sad
1:05 "And a few more if you live in Birmingham"
I live there And I can confirm this will keep you safe for about 5 minutes.
Excellent tutorial, thanks!
Needed to hear this!
Instructions unclear: got fined £3.54 for unlicensed operation of a firearm and possession of an automatic weapon.
While your in the chip aisle, grab as many lays chip bags as you can, you’ll need them to breathe on Mars.
@@Adam-xf6sq I was sat for about 5 minutes wondering why the f**k there would be an aisle designated to chips, Then I read the Lays and being British I had no clue what the f*ck Lays were and I thought that a company had invented a bag of chips (fries). I also realised that you are probably American so you dont speak properly. Also McCoy's crisps have a 59% air apposed to 49% from lays. You would also need multiple bags, being this is a one way journey I think you would need approximately 4,986,706 packets, being that this is a F*cking shopping trolley, the blatant response to this would be to install twin-engined, tandem rotor, heavy-lift Lycoming Honeywell T55-L-714A turboshaft engines (from a Boeing CH-47 Chinook), each rated at 4,168shp maximum continuous power, fitted with 2 dual heavy load fixed pitch propellers to carry the weight.
@MageBurger I mean I think I remember seeing them too but we also have hot pockets and pop tarts. But to be honest everyone knows walkers is superior.
Dude in the U.S our police would freak. You would not make to the register.
If the area is that bad why not use a small imperial hover tank instead of a shoping cart. Ha ha.
But the truth in the U.S we order on Amazon have our stuff delivered in bulk.
Come to think about it. Should we have droids by now. Imagen a dozen B1 battel droids tring to get general knobey moreing coffee? Ha. Ha.
While the addition of a TROPHY Active Protection System will destroy oncoming anti-tank guided missiles, the shrapnel produced from ATGMs destroyed by our APS may penetrate the shopping trolly and destroy the baked beans stored inside. We therefore need to install 50 millimeters of rolled homogeneous armor angled at 15 degrees to provide basic protection against shrapnel to protect our baked beans.
The only person who I've heard use the word homogeneous was Binging with Babish.
No explosive reactive armor will shouls be used of the enemy used armor penetration or h
HEAT rounds. Just extra protection for our baked beans
I used this design last week, very helpful
The line where the narrator says the thug takes the Eurostar ‘back where he belongs’ was removed... :(
Weird i thought that was apart of the tank video guess it was removed :(
Darn, I loved that part
The mailboxes copyright striked it
My comment said the same exact thing mate.
I noticed as well, but I'm still glad to get some version of the video back.
That "and a few more if you live in Birmingham" bit gets me every time lmao
I love ur pfp
@@cs_lira thanks :3
Np :> much luv
As a true brummie I can confirm we do this
As someone who lived in Birmingham in vacation(Bulgarian gamer) i needed this video to help me as i killed a trolley bomber
Wow this is very useful definitely using these tips and tricks next time I go shopping
I was looking for this tutorial! You got me out of a really bad situation!
This ordnance is sufficient for the streets of South London, however on the streets of Birmingham they are already using anti-tank mines which destroy at least £5 of tinned spaghetti per year. I'd recommend upgrading the front of the trolley with a 12-Wheel Anti-Landmine Roller™ with active suspension bar and blast protective plating on the undercarriage for maximum effectiveness
As someone who has lived in Birningham, I agree.
Where can I buy one?
@@mrbassett4388 Tesco
@@tanjeeschuan4999That's a shame. I shop at Sainsbury's. Lets hope they introduce something similar soon, I am fed up with my groceries getting targeted due to lack of protection...
Honestly everytime I go to TESCO to buy 2 bricks and a sign, I always get thrown a grenade by a eighty five year old man so this video made me feel relieved that TESCO is doing something about this
Finally someone noticed the cinder blocks and the sign
Tesco: We're doing something. And by "doing something" we mean tell you to do something while taking no responsibility.
Thank God sombody made this, This is the exact tutorial that i was looking for.
Thx this tutorial was so helpful I’ve been struggling with this mission for hours
... in France, WHERE HE BELONGS.
Yes, he does belong there!
Who would want to live in FRANCE?
@@cones914 imagine unironically being born in France
Thanks for all the likes.
For context, the previous version of this video had the sentence finished at 0:21 "...in France, where he belongs.", but apperently it's highly ofensive to imply that a 85 year-old loon that lobbed a granade at your shopping trolley belongs in France, so the sentence got redacted. It was amusing for some reason, though.
1800s: There's no need to lock our doors, everyone is our friend!
Now: Brb mounting my shopping trolley with machine guns
7 years war
@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent what about it
1800's: THE EMPEROR WANTS ME DEAD BECAUSE I LOOKED AT HIS DAUGHTER
1800s wasn’t perfectly safe. The expected life span was fifty to sixty years.
Modern day terrorists are an acceptable risk factor. When you consider the right to keep and bare arms for self defense. As an effective deterrent or countermeasure.
@@charleshawkins699 I;)
man, I hate it when this happens. this really helped. Thank you!
Thanks this has been a very big problem for me and luckily i found a practical and fast solution
Thanks. I've always wondered how I can defend my Tesco goods from an eighty-five year old loon lobbing a grenade at my shopping trolley, exploding my goods, running out of the store, escaping via the tube station across the street, taking the tube to London St. Pancreas railway station, and boarding the 7:55 am Eurostar service to Paris-Nord in France. I thoroughly enjoyed this very informative video.
well atleast it wont happen no more
@@ghost-om4lr happened to me last week. absolutely devastated. so glad i found this video
lucky
Oddly specific
@@pixiedust1383 Did you get a refund ?
Imagine driving a lamborghini and seeing the most strapped trolley ever pass you in speed
WEEEEEEEE
That was a Porsche...
@@pupaepedorra point still stands
@@monkeman8759 it doesn't it will never out turn a lambo
Thank you so much 🥰 I hated it so much when my shopping trolley blew up. Now I will never have that problem 😍
This guy is able to add explosives to any situation and it never gets old
Very useful information, thank you very much.
"sir the enemy are attacking!"
"are they sending the tanks"
"no worse"
"oh no you don't mean"
"they are sending the shopping trollies!"
ANY THING BUT SHOPPING TROLLEYS
SURRENDER BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
The shopping trolleys?!
(Throws hands up in the air) Guess I'll die.
June 6, 1944
I feel like the small and thin wheels cannot hold the weight of cart, I recommend stealing some Caterpillar tracks from the M1A2 Abrams tank stationed at the nearby secret United States Military outpost
Or just create a hovering system that makes it float above the ground. It would be much more easily maneuverable and would not need the engine, as there would be no friction between the tires and the ground. Add a miniature rocket engine to propel yourself and a platform to stand on, as well a a steering wheel to turn.
Stealing the tracks would be cheaper, allowing tha trolly to remain affordable
Another modification that I would recommend is to have the engine on the “lower shelf” of the trolley, as it would leave more room for both ammunition and other supplies.
Lol! Yeah now that is gonna make me have nightmare now! Imaging your carrying too many heavy things and you need a trolley and literally all of them just starts aiming at you! I'm afraid now 😂😂
@@qbertking1910 how to turn your trolley into a modern mbt
I have found your tutorial most useful during the hours of 10:00 and 14:00 on working days at less than 50ft above sea level.
How?
Thanks for the tutorial. This really helped me out.
This is the most American British thing I've ever seen
What would be if the US was still under the British monarchy
@@mafia2boy33 you wish mate
all thats missing is skis on the bottom if your from Finland
he forgot to arm his trolley with triple big mac burgers limited time BLT edition with extra Big Mac sauce which any american would indulge themselves within because they are morbidly obese
luckily, i am not american, so i do not have to take these precautions. however, you may have to
*British American as an it’s set in Britain and is more Britain
As an overnight manager at a McDonald's, this situation is honestly not even that farfetched...
ok but i have never been to a mcdonalds before
This was so helpful you. Thank you for helping me I’ve been waiting for a tutorial on this kind of stuff. This is so useful my shopping is now safe and is now I can finally shop in peace. 😂
Great advice, thank you so much
“And a couple more if you live in Birmingham” as a brummie can confirm more weapons are necessary
All it is missing if you live in Birmingham is a early warning for a 8 year old going to stab you
How many weapons?? *YES*
Gotta love how this information was more useful than 5 years of high school
LMAO