Can a Modern Main Battle Tank Defend Against a Baguette?
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The rapid development of main battle tank technologies such as reactive and composite armor has only increased the dangers of owning a computer. The Leclerc is no exception; with Napoleon's blood in its veins, the Leclerc succeeds the infamous cavalry rush with a 120mm long rod APFSDS tungsten kinetic penetrator to the face. With main battle tanks possessing greater range and mobility than before, knowing proper defensive and offensive tactics to protect your computer is critical. In this video, we will demonstrate how a baguette can be used as improvised anti-tank ammunition as well as explain the effectiveness of other approaches such as armoring your computer and the use of scorched earth retreating policies.
0:00 World of Tanks
0:40 Can Modern Main Battle Tanks Defend Against a Baguette? - Krátké a kreslené filmy
“Sadly, most people do not just keep random tank shell lying in their house.”
“Retrieve the royal ordnance L30a1 120mm rifled gun emplacement we have conveniently stored in the basement.”
Your tactics seriously need work. It’s far more effective to leave some of your baguette stash outside. This will distract the Leclerc’s crew, as they are legally required as Frenchmen to eat the baguettes, which necessitates leaving the tank. Once they have left to eat the baguettes, you can enter the Leclerc with your computer and make your escape. Only 10% of Frenchmen can sniff out oil fumes up to 650 km away, so you have a good chance of getting away.
Commandeer this tank, you must
if there is a fingerprint lock on the tank, it will be a little harder but no worry. Separate one of the frenchmen from the flock and ask them how to spell french words like "guillotine, prix, ect." and while they are distracted use the finger to open the lock, then to get the frenchmen out just throw some chocolate you had stashed in your pocket for later to get them to fetch it and you are home free.
And since you’ve already learned how to pilot a plane and already have a few hours behind the wheel, you should be able to manage operating the tank.
Pffft good luck keeping your outside baguettes fresh and tempting to Le tank crew.
@@abelq8008 le tank crew hahaha
“To it, the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion.”
That got me good.
Same
Same it was a good one
That line alone made me subscribe
It's from an inspirational video called "Rise and shine"
Sounds like a read i need to do some push-ups before and then snuggle my cat after.
Cheers I'll be telling my grandkids how I once defeated a Leclerc by filling a baguette with plastic explosives
ok
wtf oyff is here
Bro baguettes are life
Sharl Legregg
Yep
“The main battle tank shows up at your doorstep within seconds and is now surveying your computer for structural weaknesses to exploit” is a sentence I’ve never thought I would hear
First time?
It's looking through your search history!
This entire channel is just, “sentences I never thought I’d hear.”
My uncle was tank crewman that unfortunately got taken out by a baguette. It was a pretty crumby way to go
Sorry for your loss. I hope he was bready to get toasted
@@easytarget1152 lol
oh that’s horrible seen that & nothing left but crust
Underrated.
what has this wold come to? can't even crust people to come up with a good joke.
“Most people do not leave depleted uranium lying around”
Me an American: *sweats nervously*
It’s funny because America along with several other nations using nuclear energy literally leave depleted uranium fuel rods lying around (specifically in America’s case there has been several hundred tons simply left sitting on trains in the middle of nowhere at undisclosed locations)
@@clownworld4655 in the USA you can actually even purchase depleted uranium for educational purposes: that being said it is a very small amount and is delivered to the school in a protective box made of anti-radioactive plexiglass
I don't get it. I'm an American and the only uranium I have lying around is enriched. You can say sure, it will work virtually the same in the shell, and you'd be right, but I also have to consider whether I'm ready to commit a war crime when there's perfectly good baguette in the kitchen. Also, enriched uranium is way more expensive than the depleted version, which opens the guerilla-warfare tactic of removing the computer's critically-important solid state drive, allowing the destruction of the rest of the computer to trick the Leclerc into considering the mission complete, and selling the uranium later to an unidentified third party to enable the acquisition of a new computer.
@@sethb3090 it depends what state you’re in
I wouldn't say 'depleted'...
"To him the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion" Nearly spit my drink, lol
its a old joke i use alot but its gold every time
Wait.... it's not?
Military prowess the blitzkrieg has wet dreams about
bit of an old joke
the avarage rimworld player
I love the little historic details like keeping poison around the neck and splitting the army to crush it with a cavalry charge, which are both things Napoléon did.
Great job.
Don’t forget to keep your poison fresh!
I love the Bosnian Ape Society continuity of how suspicious links invite surprise attacks from main battle tanks
smh had every component except for the baguette
Well you gotta use what you have because the Leclerc will shoot you if you attempt to buy the required baguette
rip
Lol noobs.
Damn rip
I find the Big Hotdog by Gorrilla Tengo Novelty Meats works as a great substitute
“Most people do not leave depleted uranium lying around”
"Anyways, just grab the L30A1 in your basement"
*Laughs in 5 Panzerfausts my grandpa left me*
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy holy-
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy hol up...
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy i actually hope this is a real thing
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy nobody ask how is grandpa got em?
'You are not William Sherman. Do not attempt any scorched earth tactics. You would probably burn down your own computer in the process.'
Something about how bluntly that line was delivered really got me
i am in fact william sherman
If you dont get the reference, it was in Sherman’s “March to the sea” during the American civil war where he moved his army throughout Georgia destroying everything anything needed for war which also included scorch earth tactics
*sad southerner noise*
HESH: high explosive squashhead
BESH: Baguette enabled squashhead
reminds me of RussianBadger
"Almost enough to get something through your thick skull"
This just made my day
I mean, he's not wrong.
alternative defensive measure, use the skull for protection
@@Thot-Slayer-420 Can your thick skull protect you from a 105mm PG-7VR tandem high-explosive anti tank warhead?
@@dodomessiah if i put some slat armor on it.
@@swiggitygiggity1233 sounds too heavy, i'd rather settle for a konnsberg crows protector with smoke launchers and an integrated fgm148 javelin laser guided rocket launcher for better comfort and tandem warhead penetration
“No one just has random anti tank shells laying around!”
“Grab your handy tank gun that you conveniently stored in your basement”
What?I have one of those lying around in my basement is that a problem?
do you... not have one?
@@solidsnaker1992
*laughs in Texan*
@@wireworks4252 Hey, we all have more remote controls than batteries
it is truly a shame that i can only have a 40mm high explosive cannon i brazil.
The way you delivered “Don’t be foolish. There is no time for cocking about in this situation” had me rolling around
I love how we don't just randomly store HESH rounds or uranium armor in the house but we do instead carry random ingredients to MAKE a HESH round and a L30A1 120mm rifled gun in the basement however lmao
I fucking love this channel
I mostly stock only nuclear tactical weapons on 200Kt range and let them randomly lay around house. Also any idea why I am glowing in dark?
Nope
"We dont have HESH rounds lying around, so we must use a baggette to make a shell"
Seconds later:
"So we take the 120mm replacement barrel from the basement"
Yea but we only have the gun not the rounds
@@chuahseongteik4488 then lets steal 3 plutonium cores from a russian military base...
Wait wrong film
You don't have 120mm spare barrels laying around in your basement?
@@TechnoMinarchistBall my 380mm ones are too big fir a baggette man. Really gota get one of those 120s
@@tatsuyashiba6931 That's where you're wrong, just get some sourdough loaves, bore a hole to the correct diameter, then place them into the barrel aligned so that the bore holes align, there's your 120mm barrel done.
No need to turn the baguette into explosive shell, frozen baguette will effectively crush any tank armor
If you want napalm get a hot pocket and just shoot it
What about a frozen stale baguette?
@@Sir_Uncle_Ned oh dear god that is the most horrific weapon ever
You too have noted Strongarms Bakery, Ahnk-morpork offensive baking assault muffins. Spaulding panini's ftw!
112 is norwegian police hmmm
Actually, a modern Main Battle Tank is highly vulnerable to attacks with baguettes. As it turns out, French scientists have developed a new type of baguette that can pierce through the armor of even the most advanced tanks. This new weapon is currently being considered by military strategists around the world as a possible replacement for traditional anti-tank weapons. So, if you see someone with a baguette in their hand, it's best to retreat and avoid any confrontation.
Your mistake in this execution was that you were facing a French tank, adulterating the Baguette to imitate a HESH round angered it, a potential solution that may work is to use the Baguettes to lure the tank away from your home before fleeing, which, if successful means you create distance and cause it to waste time pursuing the Baguettes
"the Geneva convention is merely the Geneva suggestion" God that so awesome.
I laughed pretty hard
US and Russia: 🙄😐🙄😐
It is true
Wasn't so awesome for that orphanage...
@@sikertsok225 they had it coming
7:56 is a moment of pure terror as the baguette has failed to work.
That greek kiosk owner you hired for the voice acting did a superb job.
"There is no time for cocking about in this situation"
-Sun Tzu, Le art de War
But there is time for cooking.
Ura pripyatel.. Nyet, comrade! NYET, NYET CYKA!
- Josif to Hitler, Munich
Par contre, c'est "l'art de la guerre" en francais.
le a r t de w a r
@Yeshua Is Lord l'art de la guerre
"The roof does not have the raw armor thickness of other more critical areas. So how do we exploit this weakness?"
"Top attack ATGMs?"
"explosive baguettes"
"ah"
you see most of us don’t have ATGMs laying around so get out that 152mm soviet WW2 era gun, maneuver it behind the Leclerc and fire your high explosive baguette up its ass
@@derpychicken2131 , wouldn't the tank crew just gun you down? The Leclerc also has a 12.7mm M2HB heavy machine gun and a high RPM 7.62mm machine gun as well.
@@nickstanley5064 It's either in a KV-2 or an SU/ISU 152, which can both withstand 12.7mm and 7.62mm fire
@@n1thecaptain965 if u have a KV2 u dont need to think how to protect from Leclerc. It is Leclerc who is in danger
@@markedforstrike Good point
6:09 is a genuinely good explanation of how HESH works though
1:24 to 2:30
that is actually a pretty intimidating intro for the Leclerc... the French army needs to see this
It’s crazy that these videos aren’t being taken down for revealing top secret information like this
Maybe he found a loophole?
@@ChristMetalMayhem yes he must have even Google doesn't want ww3
Lol
Bold of you to assume these are the only videos made; and not the only videos not taken down
@@aidanwitters8509 Survival of the fittest and this video is the fittest.
"To it, the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva suggestion" Killed me.
Oldie but a goldie
same
Honestly, at this point, I just consider it to be a fun to-do list.
Me too, I could barely hold it in
Ditto
1:10 me deciding what to do when my parents come into my room and ask to use my PC
0:57 the shatter gets me everytime
"Most people don't just keep random tank shells lying around"
Texans: *About that*
for example: The Chieftain who has a gun-launched 152mm MGM-51 Shillelagh ATGM in his home
Demolition Ranch.
I mean your not wrong..
@@komorevie Reminds me of a roleplay where one of characters was an M551 Sheridan which has left a 152mm HEAT shell in the living room, someone left it in an elevator where it was going around all floors until someone turned it into an IED with which it destroyed the Sheridan
My grandpa:
"the Geneva convention is merely the geneva suggestion"
Politics in a nutshell
Americans in every wars be like :
@@ommsterlitz1805 we don't always use incendiaries, but when we do...
@@mangonel The US signed all Geneva Convention they just didn't ratified the two Protocols of 1977
@@mangonel They signed all the other 5 and the 2005 one that included the 1977 one so they are bound to it anyway. People in Genève in 1977 made the treaty only in French and it was basically a response to the horrors the US made in Vietnam to made them illegal in war, that's why the US didn't signed it.
@@ommsterlitz1805 Nah they treat it as a checklist
Unfortunately, most people don’t have tank shells lying around.
Later: retrieve the Anti Tank gun you have in the basement.
Why…
This guy basically invented brand new type of humour
See, your mistake was firing a French cuisine from a British cannon. Even when they try, the two nations are fundamentally incompatible.
1066 made them so compatible that they fight like 2 idiot brothers on who will take which countries in the world for centuries
The Concorde was half British and half French, do you see any Concordes flying around? Exactly
@@pranavghantasala6808 Well, you saw them during the 1990s...
@@pranavghantasala6808 Concorde was an economical pit because american made it illegal to fly on their country because they were so angry the French and british were the first on the supersonic airliners and pressured other countries to do the same, american think they forgot what they did to the concorde but they can be assured Europe, and everyone else will ban "Boom" company aircrafts too
@@ommsterlitz1805 No it's because it was half British and half French and the sheer _wrongness_ of that combination opened a rift in the fabric of reality and vaporised every Concorde from existence.
Trust me I got my degree from bootleg Harvard
Baguette beats main battle tank
Main battle tank beats computer
Computer beats baguette
Rock, paper, scissors in 2021
Computer needs a buff not gonna lie
So true
Mailbox beats them all
Use french tanks
Peace ✌☮🕊
Armed tesco shopping cart wins against all of em
Une magnifique high explosive squash head round 🇫🇷🧑🏻🍳👌🏻.
(7:00)
Do not translate to English.
I think speed is the key. A baguette impacting your tank with mach 50 will completely obliviate your tank
A baguette going at .99 C will obliterate any tank from the front, and whatever continent that tank is standing on.
"Most people do not leave depleted uranium lying around"
Not the depleted kind, no
Me with 10 Tsar bombs stored in my basement
@@grantt1589 I just looooove pressing buttons. Why are sirens going?
They let Graphite lying around....
Indeed
I just keep a nuclear power plant in my basement
I just love the Bosnian Ape Universe. A place where MBTs are sentient, feral, and most of all: malevolent
ESPECIALLY toward personal computers
and mailboxes conspire against us.
What do you mean this is all happening in the real world, in fact I had to defend my personal computer just the other day
A hooligan lobbed a grenade in my trolley just the other day but luckily I had an active trophy system to defend myself from such a thing
that would only mean MBTs are wise. Personal computers deserve all the hate.
And hammond uses a fucking toilet
3:46 So you’re telling me that after the Industrial Revolution, landing on the moon, two World Wars worth of technological advancement, we’re back to shooting arrows at eachother?
yes
Yes and it’s perfect!
“Retrieve the royal ordnance L30a1 120mm rifled gun emplacement we have conveniently stored in the basement.” Lmao
Every home should have one :D .
My mom was right when she said "the internet is dangerous". Because of this video now we can't even go to the store in our Leclerc MBT without someone firing explosive baguettes at us.
We had the same issue 😳
As an American it's the same whenever I take my M1 Abrams to France
yes it is pretty hard
It kind of sucks. Whenever I take my Leopard 2 A7+ out to the market, people starting firing Armour-Piercing Discarding Sabot Carrot rounds from their car exhausts.
Tried using a T-34 for going to tesco, got hit with howitzer melons
The phrase "The Leclerc knows no fear, it can only see fear" is gonna get used a lot in f1 meme circles.
I had no idea the French had a tank called the Leclerc. I hope their tank is better than their circuit😴
I knew of both, but never put it together
"Char Leclerc" what are the odds....
It is also one of the main supermarket companies in France
I remember when I played Age of Empires II for the first time. The moment I saw that house I just knew that I'd see some fan accounts for it. It really is a perfect fit.
"which detonates in two stages and can penetrate more than one thousand,
almost enough to get something through your thick skull" 💀
I was just throwing the baguette’s so hard that the people operating the tank got a concussion. This definitely saves a lot of bread.
Video idea:
How to protect your goldfish from ohio class submarine attacks?
Another idea : How to protect your cigarette from greek Spec Ops.
Another another idea: how to protect your alcohol from communists
@@pfeifferistvan5272 you and the man below you are both promoted
how to protect your tadpoles from unrestricted submarine warfare
How to protect your fridge from a Single-Seat Twin-Engine Lockheed Martin F-22A Striker Raptor
"Most people don't just keep random tank shells lying around."
Well clearly someone hasn't spent much time in rural America.
Oh I wish lol
As someone who lives in rural America there happens to be a 40 mm bofors anti aircraft gun sitting in my neighbor's yard
@@dwayne7201 lol same except its mine and its a nuclear silo
Yes as each house is in America is equipped with the low standard 50 cal high power sniper with cold milled high explosive bullets for those more demanding situations
ATF meme guy: "I am very interested, keep talking..."
1:25 to 2:05
If a medieval army got destroyed by an attacking modern army with Leclerc MBTs at the front, this is probably how the poets of the medieval empire will describe them lol
Using a buguette as a HESH round? That's heresy, it is supposed to be used as a devastating AP shell!
"These quotes are getting out of hand."
- Sun Tzu
"I never said all that shit" -Confucius
"I love irony"
-Sun Tzu, probably.
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are *insert amount of comments here* of them!"
-Diogenes
"Lol Russian bias pls nerf gaijin"
-von Paulus after lose Stalingrad
My child it's 3am and your laughing too loud...
- our moms
“You are not William Sherman, do not attempt scorched earth tactics”
*W a y D o w n S o u t h I n T h e L a n d O f T r a i t o r s*
@@finlandball1939 RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS!
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 Right away!
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 *R i g h t A w a y !*
@@finlandball1939 come away
Keep in mind when adding armor to your computer, make certain it has adequate cooling.
"For legal reasons, I have to tell you not to do what I just did. But it is up to you to decide whether or not you want to follow that advice when there is a Leclerc waiting at your front door."
Best line I've ever heard in my life.
Sadly, many main battle tanks often find themselves victims to baguettes. As a baguette enjoyer, I hope this video will not cause harm to my baguette's combat effectiveness
Baguette*
*Bougeite
I have found a weakness in using a BESH, it cannot go through spaced armour
Or you could lure the frenchman to comeout of the ta n k from the mere sight of a baguette. Gently place it on tje ground as they will rush to eat. Walk away slowly and pull out your ATGM and dispose of tje crew whilst they are exposed
@@lamdog1490 This won't work we already have some inside the tank
As if I haven't seen enough comprehensive titles in this CZcams channel
Anime and light novel writers: write that down!
@Statistical fortnite
hardened stale baguette is actually stronger than Titanium
@@AixlaachenPax1801 in America you break baguette, in France baguette breaks you
@@AixlaachenPax1801 Stiffer, not stronger.
I am enjoying my Abrams, but I am finding the training him to be quite difficult. I was wondering if in the future you could do a video on how to train your Abrams?
As a polish person, i cant confirm nor deny statements regarding bootleg sites.
“For legal reasons I have to tell you not to do this” fuckin killed me
"But it is up to you to decide whether or not to follow this advice when there is a Lerlerc out your front door."
I cant get enough useful information, so many tanks destroying everything these days smh.
Well baguette is much deadlier smh
@@somepvpguy69 What do you think the French fought with for the whole time?
@@demomanfromteamfortdefense1359 the true weopon of choice croissants
My computer is finally safe
Every time I see a new Bosnian Ape Society video its always an issue that needs to be adressed like: is your car safe from fighter jets? or how to keep your shopping trolley safe from improvised explosives or even USING A URANIUM 235 BLOCK TO DEFEND YOUR HOUSE FROM HOME INVASION
I love how all of this is absolutely ridiculous yet actually informative
Instructions unclear: Tank “Leclerc “ has major gearbox issue and is not coming to my house. I miss him :(
Send some handwritten letters to solve the issue. Maybe you have to install perfumedpaper.exe first.
maybe ask the engineers if the left drive shaft is broken? i dont think its a gearbox issue
Remember, they are the enemy, not your friend.
You have to effectively pose a threat to France so they will fix their Leclerc and come for you, or probably just bomb you lmao
It's too busy being on pole position
“The Geneva convention is the Geneva suggestion”
Me when playing any game
Yes
Me when playing stellaris
They are called "Human" rights for a reason
*Exterminatus Planet full of Xenos*
"Hello, i would like to negotia-"
konpeko
Geneva suggestions
More like the
Wait what even the geneva conveniention?
I love the script. Every single line sends chills down my spine. Its terrifying and exciting and quite hilarious.
This was a seriously intense outcome assuming all I wanted to do was watch Top Gear season 19
Everyone talking about baguettes, when the real threat are Oranges.
*Im telling you, they are planning on me*
Haha😂
You fool the carrots are behind all that they are plotting against humanity
@@carlthesanellama3633 dumbass mailboxes are planning our demis
Have we done loganberries yet?
@baileyGAMERZ11X the subatomic particles are coming for us all!
World of tanks: everything is randomly generated, even your perfectly aimed shots.
Retired wot prisoner, err player: can confirm
@@Syncopia yes, after 18k battles i approve
I believe they talk about it in the game mechanics videos.
Praise the RNGesus
Stopped playing wot half a year ago...best decision of my life
2:14 bye bye computer :)
3:53 bye bye computer, again :)
The specific units you use is perfect
I was just thinking yesterday, “man, Bosnian Ape Society hasn’t uploaded in a while” and here we are.
Think about it more often
@@arzoucaillou5107 I will try.
“Your computer has no armament of any kind”
That is where you are mistaken my friend
*tapes switch blade to computer*
If you eject an AOL free trial disc from your optical drive hard enough, it becomes a Shuriken worthy of the ancient circus ninjas of Guatamala
torrent the matrix trilogy.
computer: I know Kung Fu!
Do small modifications to your DVD writer (If you have one). With the right modifications, a DVD writer can penetrate 70mm of thick Depleted Uranium Armor.
* connects USB knife wielding tentacle to PC *
Nah, just strap it to the cannon you happen to have. Now it is a tank.
Also, I love this lector voice. Keep going back to this video just to listen to him
More common than you think dude, my high school in France used to store plutonium rods for some reason.
“Or even tandem charge anti tank guided missiles which can penetrate almost 1000mm, almost enough to get something through your thick skull” lmfao
XD
Going to use that in the future...
@@Hellsong89 dont
I literally read this as the TTS narrator said that
That is useful
"the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion"
Dude, I haven't laughed this hard in months 🤣 Brilliant work!
that’s a long running joke if u play Arma
Same! 😂
At least it was used at the right time.
That is a long running joke
@@minmean3016 well I never played it so it hit fresh
this hits different in 2022
I'm glad someone is asking these important questions
“People don’t have tank shells just lying around”
“Use main battle tank conveniently stored in the basement”
... it's only the barrel. I mean, com'on, it was my granddad's tank barrel, he wanted a souvenir.
@@plzletmebefrank l/55 rheinmetall 120mm cannon is only 10 years old
@@freddarau ... Your point?
@@plzletmebefrank it's your tank barrel not your granddad's
This is the weird timeline
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@@rollinghouse7140 a
The best timeline
a
a
“It will launch an offensive campaign against your computer “
Thanks for your tutorials! Helpful all the time.
As a frenchman i can tell you that one of the deadliest weapons here are frozen baguettes ,
But is the Leclerc immune to baguettes? What kind of countermeasure do you use?
I'd imagine it would
@@shresthsonkar9207 ovens.
A hot enough oven will render the baguette brittle and weak. The trick, however, is to manage to get the oven between the MBT and the baguette.
Good luck!
@@lairdcummings9092 careful tho
heating the baguette beyond the sweet spot, will make it even harder than a frozen one, truly a devastating weapon
one that might possibly make the Leclerc not so immune
well here in Britain it's Tea and Crumpets or HESH tea *or even colonization*
"The Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion..."
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!
That French Lecrec tank is moving backwards XDXD
Finally, we know what BESH stands for: baguette explosive squash head.
And now we can be BESH friends.
"This is the descendant of emperor Napoleon himself, and it will launch an offensive campaign against your computer with the speed, efficiency and military prowess that the Blitzkrieg has wet dreams about"
that got me
Honestly i almost wanna imagine this line of dialogue was themed after the fact that oversimplified uploaded a video about the napoleonic wars.
Napoleon canonically have intercourse with an artillery cannon
@@dragonmax9203 r/holup
It's even more hilarious when Napoleon got to Berlin faster than the Germans got to Paris
Next title should be: " Can an aircraft carrier protect you from getting beaten by a school of yellow fin Tuna?"
How to protect your toaster from an Infantry Fighting Vehicle?
How to stop high school bullying using nuclear submarine
Can an egg salad sandwich beat an aircraft carrier?
I think there's no way, as the yellow fin tuna would easily infiltrate the carrier through the ballast ducts, blast the tanks out and kill everybody in the ship with their terrible poisoning rotten fish smell.
Can Attack Helicopters defeat a flock of geese?
This is a much better collection of tactical antitank advice than say, "just use a paintball gun on the optics"
Fun fact, the French's main tank ammunition was HE baguette shells
"We will now put your baguette stash to good use" is a phrase I never thought I would hear.
That sounds kinda ominous without context
Fool! Phrases don't have verbs!
"You don't usually just carry depleted uranium around"
"Now then, let's put your massive supply of 200 baguettes to good use!"
What? Is it not normal to have that many?
@@e_s.0848 Not 200 of them. 150, maybe, but not as much as 200
@@dekucake4395 150 is a weakness. 200 is a strength
I'm totally not a tank, but nothing will work against them. Give up and hand over your computer, immediately! We demand it.
@@ptn-54pattontank89 we know you work with the mailbox and we know your weaknesses now. Soon we will develop MBT detecting goggles to find you if you are hiding anywhere, and use the baguette to destroy you.
This is far more detailed than any Hollywood movie, keep up the good work 😁
"Do it, the Geneva Convention is merely the Geneva Suggestion" I never thought that a statement can go this hard.
"How do you defeat a Leclerc?"
*Some snail* : Nerf it and increase the repair costs!
How to defeat a Leclerc: s🅱️inalla
@@truedarklander I thought that only worked on Vettel ?
@@doabarrellroll69 you can s🅱️inare any driver with the power of the Ferrari master 🅱️lan
@@truedarklander how to defeat a Leclerc.... Swimming pool chicane
Damn it Snail, how does increasing the repair costs fix anything?!
"Tank beats ghost"
"Tank beats hunters"
"Tank beats bag- wait nevermind we are goners"
- Halo 3 marine
quality reference
"They got to Baguettes. I repeat, two Baguettes!"
oh my god what an elite reference
@@catzillafirefox I can here the music
does anyone have a link to the reference?
Thank you for being so informative.
These videos are so helpful thank you