Got To Be Joking - The Apprentice - Series 7 Episode 12 - BBC One

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Komentáře • 90

  • @TheMrbc74
    @TheMrbc74 Před 2 lety +279

    “You charmed me, you got the job” David Brent

  • @The13thDoctor95
    @The13thDoctor95 Před 13 lety +672

    Helen should go into stand-up

    • @owencook2332
      @owencook2332 Před 3 lety +37

      I think she should sit back down tbh

    • @lk7923
      @lk7923 Před 3 lety +5

      @@owencook2332 lmao

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 Před 2 lety +7

      she makes something stand up thats for sure

    • @light.lawliet
      @light.lawliet Před 2 lety +3

      @@tc98826 ayo

    • @jr5296
      @jr5296 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tc98826 lol

  • @KillSmilex
    @KillSmilex Před 2 lety +31

    He definitely fancied her 😂

  • @stevenstone307
    @stevenstone307 Před 2 lety +151

    I'm not going to lie, I've been using that joke ever since it came out, it actually gets a laugh lol

    • @Professional_Youtube_Commenter
      @Professional_Youtube_Commenter Před 2 lety +11

      its an interesting joke. I think the oh damn line comes prematurely and you miss it, expecting a punchline next. But when you realise you missed the joke it causes a much bigger relief and laughs.

    • @malkayas1
      @malkayas1 Před 2 lety

      Fish cake 🍥

  • @peaky237
    @peaky237 Před 2 lety +120

    Would have been so hilariously awkward if he just stared into her soul and didn't laugh

  • @cardwitch91
    @cardwitch91 Před 2 lety +169

    Gosh, this was the first year the investment was offered instead. There were a lot of really likable candidates and some of the best made it to the final. Jim was the ultimate sweet-talker, Susan was savvy, Helen could do almost anything (and had it been the old system would have undoubtedly won), and the winner Tom had more tenacity than I'd ever seen in a candidate and managed to stay energetic and full of ideas the whole time. I think S7 is still the highest rated ever and deservedly so.

    • @WaniZame
      @WaniZame Před 2 lety +9

      I think you are right, this season, season 2 and the season with the “sandlewood” ( I think season 5) disaster are always the ones I think of with this show. Jedi Jim was one of the strongest personalities ever in the show, I genuinely think he’s probably the most dominant contestant ever and would have been the strongest personality in any season but Tom has to be the most likeable winner. Probably the most successful (although I understand Susan Ma, who didn’t win, is the most successful candidate ever).

    • @LetsGoToTheTheatre
      @LetsGoToTheTheatre Před 2 lety

      @@WaniZame nope I hear that mark with climb online is the most successful apparently.

    • @reececollison5101
      @reececollison5101 Před 2 lety

      S7 was good, but I think in terms of sheer calibre, S9 was strongest. There were some exceptionally talented people that year.

    • @mharbinson8952
      @mharbinson8952 Před rokem

      I liked series 7 and it had its disasters too but generally there were people who were strong and it wasn't guaranteed to be a disaster. I think now in the the apprentice its more or less guaranteed it will work out badly.

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 Před rokem +1

      Cool season but the tasks were ultimately pointless because it just came down to their business ideas. Tom was useless as a businessman and lost almost every task but had some great ideas

  • @adamdickinson2894
    @adamdickinson2894 Před 4 lety +55

    Banging joke tbf

  • @lukeeadie6922
    @lukeeadie6922 Před 5 lety +220

    Back when the interviewers were nice...

  • @iseriver3982
    @iseriver3982 Před rokem +7

    The shear lack of comedic timing or personality she delivered that joke with makes it all the better.

  • @timl4257
    @timl4257 Před rokem +10

    She was brilliant, you need people like her on the apprentice. That joke was hilarious

  • @SRPC21
    @SRPC21 Před 3 lety +299

    The sad fact is, the only genuinely funny jokes most people can say on the spot are offensive.

    • @Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights
      @Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights Před 2 lety +33

      Correct. I could absolutely get a chuckle if I whip out my massive schlong and slap it on the table but I would also be kicked off the show

    • @peterfrancis7
      @peterfrancis7 Před 2 lety +10

      I don't think it's a sad fact when it has obtained a laugh, which is the purpose of a joke. If someone chooses to be offended at a joke that's the sad part.

    • @JoeyRhubarb
      @JoeyRhubarb Před 2 lety +1

      Good comedy is "offensive". Shock.

    • @jakerockznoodles
      @jakerockznoodles Před 2 lety +3

      @@peterfrancis7 But then surely if the joke offends the person, then it has failed at its purpose (to get a laugh)?
      I mean, it's obvious that it's really the joke teller's failure in reading the room. And it's a poor comedian who blames their audience for not laughing.

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan Před 2 lety +21

    1:15 me when a colleague does something stupid

  • @555pontifex
    @555pontifex Před rokem +4

    "I can petch"

  • @Fuzion180
    @Fuzion180 Před 13 lety +16

    great entertainment!

  • @itsamz
    @itsamz Před 13 lety +16

    Margret's Returned!!!

  • @beardedbloke2521
    @beardedbloke2521 Před 2 lety +9

    Funny how these old Apprentice videos from over ten years ago are popping up.....

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden Před 2 lety

    Best series

  • @stevenhike8575
    @stevenhike8575 Před 5 lety +39

    Helen was just a PA

  • @hanifabibi177
    @hanifabibi177 Před 5 lety +2

    Nice.💗💝

  • @hughezee
    @hughezee Před 13 lety +13

    @RighteousPsycho oh yeah Iget the joke now : P

  • @LetsGoToTheTheatre
    @LetsGoToTheTheatre Před 2 lety +30

    This was the first year lord sugar offered a business partnership, instead of a job, I think Helen would of won had it been a job with lord sugar.

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 Před rokem +2

      Easily. By far the most outstanding candidate had they played by the old rules that year.

  • @djackman4229
    @djackman4229 Před 2 lety +10

    This is the best show.. but very hard to access from 'the rest of the world' (Australia in my case).

    • @chrisjlocke
      @chrisjlocke Před 2 lety +2

      Loads of UK episodes on torrent to download. I'll burn a load to CD and post to you if you want! ;)

  • @ca1.1um
    @ca1.1um Před 4 lety +2

    Holy cow😂😂😂😂

  • @robbryant52
    @robbryant52 Před 2 lety +7

    Helen absolutely gorgeous

  • @Samtheman91
    @Samtheman91 Před 2 lety +4

    how were BBC on to the shorts business 10 years ago?

  • @viceminerrr4802
    @viceminerrr4802 Před 2 lety +1

    Jedi Jim

  • @MrTigersKeyboard
    @MrTigersKeyboard Před 6 lety +3

    heh

  • @somedude8807
    @somedude8807 Před 2 lety +4

    Don’t give up your day job Helen…

  • @hughezee
    @hughezee Před 13 lety

    @RighteousPsycho yes.. why..?

  • @shsh._-
    @shsh._- Před 3 lety +6

    What is the name of the person taking the interview at 0:31 ?

    • @lk7923
      @lk7923 Před 3 lety +3

      He was like the head of some company

    • @shsh._-
      @shsh._- Před 3 lety +1

      @@lk7923
      But what's his name?

    • @zacharyjacobson7506
      @zacharyjacobson7506 Před 3 lety +2

      Matthew Riley

    • @philipwant8531
      @philipwant8531 Před 2 lety +1

      He looks like dec from ant and dec😂

    • @rainbowlady1532
      @rainbowlady1532 Před rokem

      ​@@philipwant8531 with a bit of Frank Lampard and Ryan Gosling thrown in

  • @jessebella9322
    @jessebella9322 Před rokem +1

    I would have told a really bad dirty joke lol, lets face it, thats more human side than some crappy fish dam thing she said

  • @t-rex4211
    @t-rex4211 Před 2 lety +2

    We Never did find out what the fish swam in to. Why don’t people finish their jokes

    • @eivom1
      @eivom1 Před 2 lety +11

      It swam into a sharks backside and got eaten

    • @shaunhunterit342
      @shaunhunterit342 Před 2 lety +3

      @@eivom1 classic joke

  • @ohwhatworld5851
    @ohwhatworld5851 Před 2 lety +13

    I hate Jim. He has that constant 'I'm innocent and not trying to manipulate you at all' look plastered across his face constantly, becasue he is a manipulative weasel who I can see right through.

    • @rainbowlady1532
      @rainbowlady1532 Před rokem +2

      I think we've all known someone like Jim. Manipulative, two-faced and makes those subtle digs and or throws others under the bus to elevate themselves......then act all "innocent" when superiors are around & deflect all blame to look like the "victim". Those people make my skin crawl 🤢🤮

  • @zackbrown5201
    @zackbrown5201 Před 5 lety +9

    Sorry I didn't get the joke....can someone please explain me ??

    • @jibanrahman7605
      @jibanrahman7605 Před 5 lety +22

      So the fish said oh 'DAM' (as in the wall dam as the fish swam into it) instead of oh Damn

    • @kyz6227
      @kyz6227 Před 2 lety +2

      Congrats on your recent 1, 2 in Monza!

  • @anth00000
    @anth00000 Před 3 lety +3

    I don't get the joke

  • @galvatron3214
    @galvatron3214 Před 2 lety +1

    Her joke was funny because it was a bad joke

  • @jonathandixson1424
    @jonathandixson1424 Před 6 lety +21

    don't get it

    • @ra0146
      @ra0146 Před 5 lety +6

      ShadowTron OH DAM. Not oh damN

  • @RegumRai
    @RegumRai Před 3 lety +1

    i didnt get the joke

    • @SRPC21
      @SRPC21 Před 3 lety +2

      It’s a play on words: a dam is a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level. So the fish bumping its head on something is likely to be a dam “oh damn”

    • @lightening791
      @lightening791 Před 2 lety +1

      @@SRPC21 not funny at all

  • @aek3945
    @aek3945 Před 2 lety +1

    She is so insincere…

  • @moobslikejagger5653
    @moobslikejagger5653 Před 2 lety +2

    That joke was cancer

  • @shamizil
    @shamizil Před 3 lety +3

    Such a lame joke!