From God's Perspective. (FULL SHOW on YouTube/Netflix)

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    LYRICS:
    The books you think I wrote are way too thick.
    Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick?
    And I don't watch you when you sleep.
    Surprisingly, I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep.
    You're not going to heaven.
    Why the fuck would you think Id ever kick it with you?
    None of you are going to heaven.
    There's a trillion aliens cooler than you.
    You shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to.
    You shouldn't rape because rape is a fucked up thing to do.
    I don't think masturbation is obscene.
    Its absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen.
    You make my job a living hell.
    I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy did that go well.
    You're not going to heaven.
    Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns.
    None of you are going to heaven.
    You're not my children you're a bad games of Sims.
    You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to.
    You can eat pork, because why the fuck would I give a shit?
    You argue and you bicker and you fight.
    Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
    over what they think is true.
    But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
    You pray so badly for heaven,
    knowing any day might be the day that you die
    but maybe life on earth could be heaven.
    Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?
    My love is the type of thing that you have to earn
    And when you earn it, you won't need it. (2x)
    I'm not going to give you love just 'cause I know that you want me to.
    If you want love then the love is gonna come from you.
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  • @viggiomorgenstein5913
    @viggiomorgenstein5913 Před 4 lety +21214

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you..."
    *stares accusingly at the audience*

    • @spadezo_2656
      @spadezo_2656 Před 4 lety +432

      That lines kinda dark though...What is theres an entire world who thinks we are god?..

    • @Tatertottt
      @Tatertottt Před 4 lety +250

      @@spadezo_2656 bugs

    • @krakitty123
      @krakitty123 Před 4 lety +14

      Benecio Starkey that makes no since and it’s rude you have over stepped

    • @Tatertottt
      @Tatertottt Před 4 lety +88

      @@krakitty123 Don't get mad, because I'm not sure how you're reading the reply, but I'm pretty sure they just mean that people in a bad situation might see people with let's say a house or food as Gods because they have essentials that the unfortunate person doesn't.
      Like how people want to come into America because their country is in a situation, whether that be bad governement or lack of essentials. They see America as a paradise of freedom. (Is what I was told. It could just be Americans being self-centered because we do that a lot)
      Edit: had to fix some grammar. I just woke up, sorry

    • @krakitty123
      @krakitty123 Před 4 lety +36

      Totallyahooman sorry when I wrote that it was like 3:00 am so I was very judgemental

  • @ediblejeans
    @ediblejeans Před 5 lety +12985

    “I don’t watch you when you sleep”
    Random background guy:”WOOO!”

    • @jacketlady_1207
      @jacketlady_1207 Před 4 lety +337

      I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT HEAR IT WOOO

    • @shotni9925
      @shotni9925 Před 4 lety +119

      *epic nerd sounds*

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 Před 4 lety +37

      SANTA

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv Před 4 lety +133

      *he probably did something on his bed*

    • @liquidsandwich1052
      @liquidsandwich1052 Před 4 lety +213

      His parents kept telling him God was always watching and he was always too scared to ask anyone if it was true, he felt free from the burden when Bo finally said that he is free to make his own choices in the privacy of his own home without the being that made everything judging you

  • @elomargalib
    @elomargalib Před rokem +5626

    "If you want love, the loves got to come from you"
    Essence of this song

    • @moonlambo5229
      @moonlambo5229 Před rokem +137

      No the essense of the song is that I can eat as much bacon as I damn well please.

    • @kidnamedfinger3958
      @kidnamedfinger3958 Před rokem +42

      @@moonlambo5229 this is the true answer

    • @justexploring2979
      @justexploring2979 Před rokem +13

      @@kidnamedfinger3958 agreed

    • @vizardonator8571
      @vizardonator8571 Před rokem +35

      Yeah I always found it weird when some Christians wondered how atheists could live without a purpose because we don’t believe in God, like if your only purpose is to serve God, and nothing you do is not in his name, then aren’t you just a servant, a peasant, a serf? Working over the lands of the earth to plant the seeds of God’s meaningfulness? (Guess that’s why they call him Lord God) Sure, that’s noble, but you’re not ever living for yourself? Is that not depressing? Have you ever felt self-love, self-worth? The impostor syndrome in even the dumbest Christians must be so high, and that’s just a darn shame. Also, when they ask “what’s stopping you from murdering or raping because you’re an atheist?” What’s stopping me? The law and my basic understanding of empathy, perhaps!

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia Před rokem +23

      Also just as important would be "Life on earth could be heaven, isn't just the thought of it worth a try?" :)

  • @BxIowaIrelandSwAg
    @BxIowaIrelandSwAg Před 2 lety +5079

    Holy shit I can’t believe this came out almost 8 years ago. This guy is the most thought provoking comedian I have ever listened to

    • @DannyBridie
      @DannyBridie Před 2 lety +38

      yessss, he's so ahead of his time

    • @jacobmccain8082
      @jacobmccain8082 Před 2 lety +60

      He's basically the last true philosopher at this point. I dont know that Id even say he's a comedian anymore. Especially after inside.

    • @supernova4199
      @supernova4199 Před 2 lety +6

      WAIT THIS WAS 8 YEARS AGO?

    • @jujuandjesus
      @jujuandjesus Před rokem +13

      I'd say he's up there, Carlin is definitely my number one, even though I feel like he comes off as a boomer from time to time. Carlin blazed a trail and it's a shame that so few people are like Bo Burnham, carrying the torch.

    • @bluebird5173
      @bluebird5173 Před rokem +19

      @@jujuandjesus Too many standup comedians these days are right wingers, or at least, act as useful idiots for the right by parroting their talking points even if they see themselves as politically neutral (like Dave Chapelle and Andrew Schultz). It's refreshing to find an edgy comedian who actually leans left and isn't afraid to show it. Bo Burnham and George Carlin understand that comedy isn't "just jokes" and can actually push or perpetuate political narratives, intentionally or not. That's why Carlin said he was careful not to punch down on minorities while Bo often highlighted ongoing inequalities between privileged and marginalized groups.

  • @autumnapathy2436
    @autumnapathy2436 Před 8 lety +5088

    "Maybe God does not believe in you," holy fucking shit.

  • @sonja5878
    @sonja5878 Před 5 lety +47282

    he’s not ridiculing religion, he’s pointing out that being religious doesn’t make you a good person

    • @benjimain6
      @benjimain6 Před 5 lety +2446

      ye, well...xD
      Maybe there's a thought behind the second part of your statement, but he definitely is ridiculing religion as well. He ridicules everything.

    • @walidassali
      @walidassali Před 4 lety +291

      john doe i would not say that , but people who interprets it are.

    • @user-zt7ex6ce8g
      @user-zt7ex6ce8g Před 4 lety +196

      Carolean Ladies and Gentlemen! Another precious internet atheist!

    • @bubbletea6320
      @bubbletea6320 Před 4 lety +156

      @@imcarolean
      Who hurt you?

    • @walidassali
      @walidassali Před 4 lety +514

      Carolean you know that being an atheist doesn’t make you smarter , and that’s a fact lol .

  • @TheTrueObama
    @TheTrueObama Před rokem +770

    “You’re not my children, You’re a bad game of SIMS” and “Maybe God doesn’t believe in you” are great fucking lines and I’m jealous I didn’t think of them

  • @kristeenprusia9095
    @kristeenprusia9095 Před rokem +497

    This made me think of the idea that: If you need the fear of eternal damnation to be a good person then maybe you're not a good person.

    • @warmereistee7278
      @warmereistee7278 Před rokem +14

      Damn thats deep

    • @simonessays
      @simonessays Před 9 měsíci +49

      EXACTLY!! As he said “who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a di-?” It’s really sad to see that some people only are good people because they fear hell. Not because they genuinely want to be good.

    • @kiwimations2053
      @kiwimations2053 Před 5 měsíci +15

      Some religious person asked me if I don't belong in damnation, why don't I do whatever I want and I was just like "...cause it's wrong?" It's crazy

    • @butHomeisNowhere___
      @butHomeisNowhere___ Před 2 měsíci +7

      "What is more noble? To be born a good person, or to overcome your past nature and grow into a good person through hard work and diligence"

    • @d.b.1176
      @d.b.1176 Před 2 měsíci

      Yup

  • @jackcohn1733
    @jackcohn1733 Před 8 lety +8817

    "I created the universe, you think I'm drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?" is my favorite line.

    • @ryanthompson9156
      @ryanthompson9156 Před 8 lety +271

      My favorite lines are "I sent gays to fix over population...boy did that go well" and "you're not my children, you're just a bad game of sins"

    • @ryanthompson9156
      @ryanthompson9156 Před 8 lety +50

      +That Nerd Who Is In The Phandom *sims

    • @billbenx2r651
      @billbenx2r651 Před 7 lety +17

      +Blue Toast Sims is a game where you create people and run their lives, so it makes sense.

    • @samanthastokes794
      @samanthastokes794 Před 7 lety +8

      GUYS IT SAYS SIM AS IN SIMULATION😂

    • @ryanthompson9156
      @ryanthompson9156 Před 7 lety +12

      +samantha stokes no as in the EA game The Sims

  • @Vauksel
    @Vauksel Před 9 lety +9710

    'No-one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you'
    This line means more than it's face value.

    • @Vauksel
      @Vauksel Před 9 lety +764

      'If you want love then the love has gotta come from you'
      Extremely profound for a comedy song.

    • @jamhard1253
      @jamhard1253 Před 9 lety +51

      El Diablo That part was really really Really GOOD!!

    • @MiningSolo
      @MiningSolo Před 9 lety +275

      The entire second half means more than it's face value.

    • @Vauksel
      @Vauksel Před 9 lety +12

      MiningSolo Okay.

    • @MiningSolo
      @MiningSolo Před 9 lety +196

      El Diablo I love Bo, both his comedy and insight on life are ingenious. In my opinion, it's songs like this that are what entertainment should be. Many claps for bo.

  • @autumnlove96able
    @autumnlove96able Před 2 lety +1008

    I love this song. I’ve grown up Christian all my life and still believe in it, but I was also raised by good people. It’s disturbing and infuriating to me how weird, hateful, and stiff so many other Christians are. I absolutely admire this brutal, honest take on the assholes who think they’ll go to Heaven just because they believe.

    • @Egonsraad
      @Egonsraad Před 2 lety

      bro, hate the sin, love the sinner
      if you're one of those faux-christians who thinks that the only rule of faith is 'durrrrrr be nice or something' then eat shit

    • @catchannel1484
      @catchannel1484 Před rokem +38

      Agreed, 100%. It's disgusting how many people are so entitled because they believe. I love God, but not so much his fans. Still, God tells us to love your enemies, so

    • @DanSoloha
      @DanSoloha Před rokem +4

      It does say something about your beliefs that they can be interpreted in such a hateful and bigoted way, no?

    • @razzdazzjazz
      @razzdazzjazz Před rokem +36

      @@DanSoloha Have you read the Bible? The one topic it makes clear that is the most important thing is to love everyone.

    • @honukane242
      @honukane242 Před rokem +6

      W human

  • @tksnack
    @tksnack Před 2 lety +925

    i wanna preform this at my church's talent show and see what they do.

    • @camelotking5310
      @camelotking5310 Před 2 lety +57

      Vid or it didn’t happen

    • @RyukenXX
      @RyukenXX Před 2 lety

      You alive?

    • @irlmeow
      @irlmeow Před 2 lety +80

      @@camelotking5310 they never said they would

    • @BaphyRae
      @BaphyRae Před 2 lety +16

      @@camelotking5310 tf is you’re problem?

    • @camelotking5310
      @camelotking5310 Před 2 lety +19

      @@BaphyRae tf is not my problem no

  • @TheKittyDoggo
    @TheKittyDoggo Před 5 lety +20546

    This song about a realistic version of god makes me want to be a better person.

    • @nickthepick8043
      @nickthepick8043 Před 4 lety +203

      Congratz! Same here.

    • @ivanatrolalot2173
      @ivanatrolalot2173 Před 4 lety +78

      Same

    • @sebastianbancroft7184
      @sebastianbancroft7184 Před 4 lety +595

      You can make God be whatever you want him to be. It’s easy if you try, but he’s only your god though.
      Edit: strong emphasis on “he’s only your god” meaning this god of yours if not actually real.

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty Před 4 lety +318

      @@sebastianbancroft7184 that's actually really good advice

    • @sebastianbancroft7184
      @sebastianbancroft7184 Před 4 lety +27

      Ethan Sharp
      How so?

  • @LuchoLavalle
    @LuchoLavalle Před 8 lety +5592

    "If you want love then the love has gotta come from you".
    Deep shit right there.

  • @benpenn4761
    @benpenn4761 Před rokem +246

    "Maybe life on earth could be heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try". I'm an environmental scientist who has spent most of my life feeling this but haven't been able to put it to words. Hearing it in this song hits me hard. If everyone else felt the same way, we'd be living in a very different world. You can call it paradise, heaven, whatever. Doesn't just the thought of that make the effort worthwhile?

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Před rokem

      no, we are living in heaven. the world is perfect. we are advancing and the environment is getting worse and we are enslaving/killing more animals than ever. it's awesome for humanity

    • @TeddyG221
      @TeddyG221 Před 9 měsíci +2

      CAN OTHER PEOPLE TRY TO AT LEAST LISTEN TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

    • @FreemanicParacusia
      @FreemanicParacusia Před 3 měsíci +3

      I wish more people thought like that instead of thinking the sooner the world falls apart the sooner they, specifically, will be raptured away to leave the rest of us to deal with the problems they actively fought us not to fix.

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson Před 2 měsíci +1

      Utopia

  • @inomisonotuttipresi
    @inomisonotuttipresi Před rokem +247

    “If you want love then the love has got to come from you”. Literally changed my life first time I heard it.

    • @Rain2k3
      @Rain2k3 Před rokem +1

      changed your life in a good way ?

    • @rayanhiron9607
      @rayanhiron9607 Před rokem +8

      @@Rain2k3 How can that lyrics change somebody's life in a bad way though?

    • @inomisonotuttipresi
      @inomisonotuttipresi Před rokem +2

      @@Rain2k3 in a good way!! 😂

    • @malekhaddad1389
      @malekhaddad1389 Před rokem +1

      Jee you’re the first person who wrote that line right

    • @Luvilli
      @Luvilli Před 8 měsíci

      ​@rayanhiron9607 ngl it made me feel kinda hopeless the 1st time I heard it

  • @Deathray5005
    @Deathray5005 Před 4 lety +8757

    "You're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims™."
    i'm an atheist but if this is what the christian god is actually like, i might convert.

    • @guardianofthehill
      @guardianofthehill Před 4 lety +260

      Slight correction: There is no "christian" god. Christians, jews, and muslims all believe in the same god. Therefore, If god exists (which i hope he does), he is not exclusive to one religion. And thats excluding all the other monotheistic religions that believe in a different singular god . Otherwise, good comment!

    • @theanarkiddie4569
      @theanarkiddie4569 Před 4 lety +143

      Guardian of the Hill he referred to the Christian god since
      1) it’s the most widely adopted religion
      2) simply “god” could refer to the other religions you didn’t reference? Sikhism, hinduism, animism etc etc

    • @AnnabellaCarter
      @AnnabellaCarter Před 4 lety +21

      Guardian of the Hill be quiet

    • @MaulPolska
      @MaulPolska Před 4 lety +10

      @@theanarkiddie4569 Or maybe he simply didn't listen to the fucking song. Why should he?

    • @suraa4372
      @suraa4372 Před 4 lety +6

      Pagan gods are like that thougj

  • @ryanowns5
    @ryanowns5 Před 3 lety +8972

    "No one enertains the thought that, maybe God does not believe in you"
    *DEAD SILENT AUDIENCE DOING SELF REFLECTION*

    • @BaggedBread
      @BaggedBread Před 2 lety +184

      dead silent reply section too lmao

    • @I_the_Taco
      @I_the_Taco Před 2 lety +91

      "ohhhh shi-"

    • @adisrimishra897
      @adisrimishra897 Před 2 lety +64

      They processing it

    • @ferbiously
      @ferbiously Před 2 lety +17

      2k likes, 3 comments🤔 sus

    • @ralph-im-a-star-wars-wiggum
      @ralph-im-a-star-wars-wiggum Před 2 lety +72

      Bo's way of throwing absolute power and gravity into comedy. He demands people think and I love that about him. He is my absolute favorite "comedian" since George Carlin. Their ability to tell it as it is and give the realist perspectives fucking ever is unmatched.

  • @AGreatDayForHockey
    @AGreatDayForHockey Před 7 měsíci +186

    The “Maybe God does not believe in you” line always sends chills down my spine. Such a beautiful sentiment, and the aggressive change in pace on the piano drives the gravity of it all perfectly.

  • @piotrskaa9803
    @piotrskaa9803 Před 2 lety +4788

    Bo in 2013: Maybe life on Earth could be heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
    Bo in 2021: You say the whole world's ending. Honey, it already did.
    It's sad to see such an optimistic outlook on life shattered. Bo has really lost all his hope in humanity.

    • @EshBBX
      @EshBBX Před 2 lety +407

      That's because humanity IS lost.

    • @EshBBX
      @EshBBX Před 2 lety +254

      Note how this was published at the end of 2013 AKA the point of no return and pretty much the last good year overall.

    • @RyukenXX
      @RyukenXX Před 2 lety +50

      Let's go to Mars

    • @user-gk6sg1jw3m
      @user-gk6sg1jw3m Před 2 lety +248

      Nah cuz we would probably just fuck up mars as well until we have nowhere to go

    • @EshBBX
      @EshBBX Před 2 lety +98

      @@user-gk6sg1jw3m Wise words, let it end here.

  • @zoom9826
    @zoom9826 Před 4 lety +5441

    Why does everybody look over the line “you make my job a living hell”

    • @SantiZX
      @SantiZX Před 4 lety +274

      Because he lives in the heaven but he feels that it’s the hell *Isn’t that ironic?*

    • @thememedealer5301
      @thememedealer5301 Před 3 lety +84

      @@RToast13 I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-I-R-O-N-I-C

    • @Your_imaginary_friend_forlife
      @Your_imaginary_friend_forlife Před 3 lety +42

      @@thememedealer5301 I-R-O-N-I-C, I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I-C

    • @philcollinslover56705
      @philcollinslover56705 Před 3 lety +41

      @@Your_imaginary_friend_forlife I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I I-R-O-N-I-C

    • @vanessasamad8286
      @vanessasamad8286 Před 3 lety +29

      @@philcollinslover56705
      I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I-C I-R-O-N-I-C

  • @tehpizzaman6041
    @tehpizzaman6041 Před 6 lety +12606

    We could make a religion out of this

    • @nikhilbathula7590
      @nikhilbathula7590 Před 6 lety +584

      TehPizzaMan ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD I GUESS

    • @Ravenultimatefan
      @Ravenultimatefan Před 6 lety +300

      Just about anything can be a religion. Including the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Their leader (I forget his name) wore a colander as religious headgear in his driver's license photo.

    • @druiry
      @druiry Před 6 lety +50

      I like the idea

    • @sxkyblue4313
      @sxkyblue4313 Před 6 lety +188

      no dont

    • @dunkleosteus7535
      @dunkleosteus7535 Před 6 lety +47

      TehPizzaMan YES ILL JOIN

  • @fallenknight2580
    @fallenknight2580 Před 2 lety +536

    As a ex-muslim the pork part was my favorite. Even when i was a child i was thinking " doesn't god have anything better than writing list for consumable animals?"

    • @rain2092
      @rain2092 Před 2 lety +6

      الله يهديك

    • @6tuf85dyfu
      @6tuf85dyfu Před 2 lety +66

      I always thought this was due to the fact that hogs/pigs carried disease and the food safety back then obviously wasn't the best. It wss therefore labeled unlcear.

    • @Dan_Capone
      @Dan_Capone Před rokem +44

      @@6tuf85dyfu Might be, but there's nothing divine about that interpretation. 600 years before Islam Jesus already said: "A man is not defiled by what enters his mouth, but by what comes out of it.", and I don't think food safety was any better in those times. If anything it was even worse. Today we have food safety and we can eat whatever we want, which makes Jesus words true and timeless, Jewish law obsolete, and Islam just a bad copy of old texts.

    • @cosmicbrambleclawv2
      @cosmicbrambleclawv2 Před rokem +25

      I had the same discussion with my friend a year or so ago
      He used to live with his grandparents in Saudi Arabia and never ate pork but he is a Norse pagan and one day I just looked at him and went "Why don't you eat pork? You like breakfast sausage but not other pork stuff." His response was religion, to which I came back with "Ok... But you're Norse pagan right? Do you realize how many pigs the Vikings probably ate?"
      The look on his face when that clicked 😂 needless to say he eats pork now without feeling bad

    • @cookiecat7759
      @cookiecat7759 Před rokem +3

      @@Dan_Capone ikr

  • @gramps3351
    @gramps3351 Před 9 měsíci +63

    I know this song is mostly a joke, but that certain disdain he added within "You're *_NOT_* my children-" at around 2:11 is actually fucking perfect
    I absolutely love that portrayal of God actually disgusted by the basic idea that we might have come from him

  • @carrots7216
    @carrots7216 Před 6 lety +4481

    "But maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?"
    Oddly reassuring.

    • @trolltoyourheart9051
      @trolltoyourheart9051 Před 5 lety +15

      True

    • @NEVproductions2012
      @NEVproductions2012 Před 5 lety +39

      Incredible line

    • @lbLevii
      @lbLevii Před 5 lety +83

      Also, "If you want love than the love has got to come from you"

    • @davidk2096
      @davidk2096 Před 5 lety +5

      Dude. Check out Jordan Peterson on every decision that you make tipping the world around you more towards heaven or hell every day. This third verse encapsulates thay truth in a comedic song.

    • @justinaccurate347
      @justinaccurate347 Před 4 lety +18

      David K I think Jordan Peterson is the opposite of this song but this is CZcams so who the fuck cares what I think

  • @CockAndBallTorture.
    @CockAndBallTorture. Před 3 lety +18636

    Christian: I love you God!
    God: Pretty cringe ngl.

  • @okboing
    @okboing Před rokem +292

    "But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you"
    why is this so profound, like
    how is Bo like the first person to ever think of this

    • @Starlight-by3cf
      @Starlight-by3cf Před rokem +3

      Ikr..

    • @thedogguy2137
      @thedogguy2137 Před rokem +32

      I don’t think he’s the first person to think this, but he’s probably the first person to actually say something about it

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees Před rokem +6

      He's not, but he IS famous, so it's basically the same thing.

    • @somethingforsenro
      @somethingforsenro Před 9 měsíci +1

      bo isn't the first person to think or say it. even within the highly religious circles of the world, the idea that "god isn't going to save us from our problems" is a long-standing ideal. buddhism's degenerate age of dharma is a good example.

    • @ryanvess6162
      @ryanvess6162 Před 2 měsíci

      The flood? No? Ok.

  • @lillyreynolds4435
    @lillyreynolds4435 Před 2 lety +816

    the sheer amount of people/women cheering when Bo says you shouldn't r*pe people says a lot and it's fucking sad

    • @melovespoon
      @melovespoon Před 2 lety +157

      ik it's not what you meant but people/women is kinda funny

    • @Chuckkills
      @Chuckkills Před 2 lety +84

      People/woman lmao 🤣😂😂

    • @Vengeance1996
      @Vengeance1996 Před 2 lety +39

      Just say people my guy

    • @Euclib
      @Euclib Před 2 lety +79

      I thought women were people, but you made a categorical distinction. Huh. Learn something new every day.

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache Před 2 lety +33

      ...what it says is people support the idea of.. not raping.

  • @alias3660
    @alias3660 Před 4 lety +8512

    I love that as a comedian, he's confident enough to not have laughs towards the end of his songs, but silence from the audience in awe

    • @brendankane4186
      @brendankane4186 Před 4 lety +326

      It's probably because a lot of his songs and bits end in messages instead of just puchlines

    • @jimmyrodopski8265
      @jimmyrodopski8265 Před 2 lety +144

      The last part of the song was pretty serious and I can understand why. It was designed that way. Bo just wanted to express his religous opinion and wanted to be serious about it.

    • @EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE
      @EMPERORSPROTECTION-TERRA4LIFE Před 2 lety +75

      Because there not just joke songs. There legitimate good music. Better than most musicians.

    • @YouAreA_Bundleofsticks
      @YouAreA_Bundleofsticks Před 2 lety +2

      @@brendankane4186 æ Nm

    • @Dutch3DMaster
      @Dutch3DMaster Před 2 lety +21

      Honestly, I'd be cautious to judge that kind of thing from a video, microphones and the way you can mix channels that contain them afterwards can really change how something sounds or comes over. It's easy to make an audience be practically silent while they might be laughing or cheering just by mixing down that microphone in the post processing stage...
      Other than that: the last part is not exactly ehm, the most comedy-part of the whole song and the message it tries to convey...

  • @josephmiranda5917
    @josephmiranda5917 Před 8 lety +5558

    who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out not to be a dck? gets me every time

    • @Jaspartacus
      @Jaspartacus Před 8 lety +74

      Every. Damn. Time. 😂

    • @vendriksondoesthings7911
      @vendriksondoesthings7911 Před 8 lety +118

      I created the universe why would I draw the line at the deli isle

    • @elizabethb4516
      @elizabethb4516 Před 7 lety +26

      Joseph Miranda 420 LIKES HOLY CRAP

    • @cerberusfjel4132
      @cerberusfjel4132 Před 7 lety +16

      Joseph Miranda ye very fitting for todays date

    • @mileslugo6430
      @mileslugo6430 Před 7 lety +3

      Joseph Miranda there are just that many, and a new one is being born every day. hence rape...

  • @schoolwork222
    @schoolwork222 Před rokem +81

    I was being forced to sing in church so I sang this 🥹👍

    • @BringBackStoning
      @BringBackStoning Před 11 měsíci +8

      Legend. Don’t let those religionists control you

    • @gabbyn.3049
      @gabbyn.3049 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Cool story bro

    • @Cloud_hair
      @Cloud_hair Před 8 měsíci

      if this is true, what happened next?

    • @sallynx51
      @sallynx51 Před 4 měsíci +3

      69th like
      hehe
      (I have the same sense of humor as a 12yr old boy)

    • @slothguy8826
      @slothguy8826 Před 3 měsíci

      Well if you sang this then you weren’t forced to sing then, otherwise you would have sang the actual church music. I may not be religious but I still pray you get out of this edgy reddit atheist phase soon

  • @naul6882
    @naul6882 Před rokem +61

    "Maybe God does not belive in you" is the best line in this song

  • @AlexisBrookeM
    @AlexisBrookeM Před 5 lety +9333

    I've heard Bo praised for his songs being witty and funny and linguistically creative.
    One thing people never seem to mention is just how f*cking *beautiful* so many of his songs are from a purely musical, aesthetic perspective.

    • @Kllyec
      @Kllyec Před 4 lety +134

      i was just about to comment that! i have to say the piano alone is insane and compliments what he’s saying so well!

    • @gothclown9013
      @gothclown9013 Před 4 lety +90

      that's what i've been saying...the piano solo in "straight white males" is absolutely incredible

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience Před 4 lety +72

      That’s actually my favorite part of comedians who use music for comedy; the most beautifully composed song being sung with this lovely voice and it can be about the raunchiest thing you’ve ever heard! Especially when it’s just good all around; Bo Burnham, Tim Minchin, Stephen Lynch, somehow they all find this wonderful dichotomy between what should be ugly versus beautiful and make it into the same thing.

    • @HENKO_BEATS
      @HENKO_BEATS Před 4 lety +8

      AND..with a lot of depth and truth.

    • @Unknownsoldier740
      @Unknownsoldier740 Před 4 lety +8

      I misread it as "from a purely musical, atheistic perspective" at first and did a double take.

  • @audree1457
    @audree1457 Před 6 lety +7656

    bless that one guy who cheered when bo said "i dont watch you when you sleep"

  • @deannabanman243
    @deannabanman243 Před rokem +126

    All these years later, hearing this song still makes me shed a tear. He is an underrated artist of our generation. I hope he’s doing well out there.

    • @loralynf.9722
      @loralynf.9722 Před rokem

      it made you cry? haha 😄

    • @kasshill2034
      @kasshill2034 Před rokem +11

      Have some empathy. Some people were abused by the church and the idea that God isn’t happy with the church makes us feel better. I see so many people in the comments going “Ha ha ha what the heck is religious trauma that’s so funny you’re so stupid, you have ptsd lolololol” Maybe you should think before you make fun of someone

    • @thatguywhocallsmebill5797
      @thatguywhocallsmebill5797 Před rokem +1

      Beautiful sentiment. I hope you are doing well out there too x.

    • @LeakyTrees
      @LeakyTrees Před rokem +1

      "underrated" breh

    • @billybob9269
      @billybob9269 Před rokem

      Dont hurt yourself stay clear headed my nig

  • @jirth
    @jirth Před 2 lety +33

    normalize telling people that god doesn’t believe in them

  • @jakubdura828
    @jakubdura828 Před 5 lety +6992

    I created the universe you think I draw the line at the fcking deli line always makes me laugh

    • @CraigFemboy
      @CraigFemboy Před 5 lety +57

      Just say that to a Christian and they will shit themself

    • @CraigFemboy
      @CraigFemboy Před 5 lety +73

      I meant muslim

    • @Xaisix683
      @Xaisix683 Před 5 lety +42

      MR YTP the pork thing is jewish (i’m jewish). pretty sure it’s also islamic but i’m not 100% sure.

    • @afrahe3718
      @afrahe3718 Před 5 lety +1

      Yo same XD

    • @afrahe3718
      @afrahe3718 Před 5 lety +24

      @@Xaisix683 Islamic thing too

  • @nathanielcimaroli8181
    @nathanielcimaroli8181 Před 4 lety +20229

    I played this at my schools talent show (it’s a catholic school) they stopped me after I said I sent gays to fix overpopulation

    • @trixxie8424
      @trixxie8424 Před 4 lety +2486

      That's the best thing ever! Lol, I wanna do this now.

    • @coindorni
      @coindorni Před 4 lety +2198

      You're my hero

    • @radmads1015
      @radmads1015 Před 4 lety +967

      omfg that is amazing.

    • @thedieseased2834
      @thedieseased2834 Před 4 lety +973

      How did you take out some of the other curses? I’ve been thinking about trying to do a cover at school but can’t think of lyrics that are appropriate but still funny

    • @oscarwag9885
      @oscarwag9885 Před 4 lety +781

      Best piece of fiction writing I’ve read all week

  • @camilacl95
    @camilacl95 Před rokem +55

    I imagine God listening to this song and being like "this kid gets it! Get him in a VIP position in heaven!"

  • @patrickanderson62
    @patrickanderson62 Před 2 lety +125

    "I created the universe you think I draw the line at the fucking deli line?" is going on my tombstone I'm not sorry

  • @Jamestech1001
    @Jamestech1001 Před 8 lety +4162

    "i created the universe, think im drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?" i fucking died at that part

    • @bookwormyourordinary5227
      @bookwormyourordinary5227 Před 8 lety +12

      I couldn't breathe!!

    • @gunsmoke5580
      @gunsmoke5580 Před 8 lety +4

      +Jamestech SAME!

    • @r.b.4611
      @r.b.4611 Před 8 lety +5

      +Jamestech God couldn't work out why not eating meat is ethical. Another reason we shouldn't listen to him.

    • @thegamerguy7226
      @thegamerguy7226 Před 8 lety +28

      +Riley B from a scientific standpoint, pork is very contaminated before being cooked and processed due to the fact that pigs will eat almost anything. From a biblical standpoint, I believe it was more of a statement to protect people.

    • @maroondragon618
      @maroondragon618 Před 8 lety +7

      +Riley B Mate, if u look at what happens behind walls of a slaughterhouse, you will KNOW that eating meat is highly unethical.

  • @phoenixjackson7411
    @phoenixjackson7411 Před 3 lety +3919

    “You’re not my children, you’re a bad game of sims.” And, “I sent gays to fix overpopulation-boy did that go well.” Always kill me.

    • @kamller6525
      @kamller6525 Před 3 lety +58

      reduce, reuse, recycle

    • @hi_im_cricket_im_ur_consci2194
      @hi_im_cricket_im_ur_consci2194 Před 2 lety +18

      The lip bite is what does it for me😂

    • @cheeseonyomama
      @cheeseonyomama Před 2 lety +20

      *Sim*
      Legal made sure he didn't pronounce the additional s

    • @breakfaith3031
      @breakfaith3031 Před 2 lety +5

      I always thought he said civ which would still work lol

    • @Haru-nee
      @Haru-nee Před 2 lety +1

      @@cheeseonyomama and pr made sure that he didn't use “Musl1ms” at 2:57. But gotta talk about international conflicts.

  • @q.l.1363
    @q.l.1363 Před 2 lety +58

    I'm a very devoted Catholic and at first I thought I was going to hate this song. Literally my second favorite Bo song (only beaten out by Sad because that always has me ROLLING)

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil Před 2 lety

      💃🕺🎶I saw an old man slip and fall, ha, what a fvcking idiot🎶🕺💃

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil Před 2 lety

      Yes those are absolutely the two best Bo songs

    • @_Overestimated
      @_Overestimated Před rokem

      @@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil i love that funny feeling and look who's inside again. great songs from the new special

  • @jeffML3926
    @jeffML3926 Před 2 lety +52

    "Maybe life on earth could be heaven... doesn't the thought of it make it worth a try?" 😐 dayum, this guy knows how to get real

  • @JustSomeRandomGenshinPlayer
    @JustSomeRandomGenshinPlayer Před 4 lety +2602

    *you can make a religion out of this*

    • @spacebar2323
      @spacebar2323 Před 4 lety +46

      i thought that was and the day goes on by bill wurtz xD

    • @lulooper
      @lulooper Před 3 lety +104

      *The sun is a deadly LAzEr.*

    • @vivivi25
      @vivivi25 Před 3 lety +22

      could definitely make a philosophy out of it and should make a way of life out of it

    • @josephmartinta4129
      @josephmartinta4129 Před 2 lety +37

      "No dont"

    • @tatimangamer4641
      @tatimangamer4641 Před 2 lety +14

      Wait no dont

  • @eastonpeterson7570
    @eastonpeterson7570 Před 9 lety +3785

    "Maybe life on earth can be heaven, isn't the thought of that just worth a try?"
    I came for laughs and left with too many feelings.
    10/10 would evaluate my entire life again

    • @cowbyo
      @cowbyo Před 9 lety +12

      same

    • @StermaPerma
      @StermaPerma Před 8 lety +4

      +zoe HAHAHAA ur profile pick totally fits ur comment xD

    • @cowbyo
      @cowbyo Před 8 lety +2

      just a lamp true :'(

    • @kierankelly3314
      @kierankelly3314 Před 8 lety +6

      +Easter Egg Bo uses didactic methods in some of his songs.

    • @hopoffz
      @hopoffz Před 8 lety +2

      Same.

  • @princessplum2314
    @princessplum2314 Před 2 lety +52

    “My love is the type of thing that you have to earn. I’m not gonna give you love just cause I know that you want me to. If you want love the love has got to come from you.” Kind of like how respect is earned not just automatically given and I wish people would see that meaning more. Just because you’re old or just because of your religion or anything it doesn’t mean that you automatically deserve respect it depends on the type of person that you are. You have to give in order to receive.

    • @wegettingrippedtonight1190
      @wegettingrippedtonight1190 Před 2 lety +11

      I have to disagree with the respect is earned thing, disrespect is earned. Respect is usually given to anyone, like if you meet a stranger at the grocery store and they ask you to reach for an item in a shelf they can't get you usually give it to them but once you realize they're shitty as hell theres a less likely chance of you doing the samething for them again.

    • @thevoiceinyourhead7215
      @thevoiceinyourhead7215 Před 2 lety +5

      @@wegettingrippedtonight1190 damn fucking straight

    • @crycrywolf
      @crycrywolf Před 2 lety +7

      @@wegettingrippedtonight1190 really on point. Respect absolutely shouldn’t be “earned” it’s the bare minimum for being a good person. The whole idea you have to earn being treated with kindness is so gross.

    • @mateomiranda2635
      @mateomiranda2635 Před 2 lety +3

      @@wegettingrippedtonight1190 atheist here and yes I do think there should be some level of respect from everyone, but god doesn’t have to love you back as well love means you like something and god possibly might not like most of the human race. I think that was the point they were trying to make. Love not respect should be earned.

  • @exjetset
    @exjetset Před 2 lety +37

    my favorite line is “none of you are going to heaven - why the fuck would you think I’d ever kick it with you?” - the delivery is perfect and i can’t explain why

  • @TeddyPicker191
    @TeddyPicker191 Před 7 lety +8704

    Bo has the ability to make you laugh your ass off, then start to tear up 15 seconds later.

  • @nathankeeven2140
    @nathankeeven2140 Před 8 lety +1826

    My favorite song by him: A World on Fire

  • @beaucordell438
    @beaucordell438 Před 2 lety +27

    "If you want love then the love has gotta come from you." I needed this line in many contexts of my life, not just my spirituality. Thank you Bo. Thank you.

  • @xXFuzzeeXx
    @xXFuzzeeXx Před rokem +48

    I love the message of this song, it's genuinely something to live by.
    You can have morals without religion, just like how you can have religion without morals.
    But you should still have morals, not for some hypothetical god, but simply because it's the right thing.

  • @allisonhardin1159
    @allisonhardin1159 Před 6 lety +2802

    Plot twist: Bo actually is god and has just been fucking with us this whole time

  • @rachelleleclair6988
    @rachelleleclair6988 Před 6 lety +1894

    “But no one entertains the idea that maybe God doesn’t believe in you”
    Holy shit...

    • @kobefan5901
      @kobefan5901 Před 5 lety

      Rachelle LeClair I don’t get that line.

    • @introdeuce6912
      @introdeuce6912 Před 5 lety +36

      Kobe Fan meaning god doesn't give a fuck about you

    • @dddudemanguy80
      @dddudemanguy80 Před 5 lety +11

      Yeah, HOLY shit

    • @zachtozer7248
      @zachtozer7248 Před 5 lety +2

      Rachelle LeClair I was scrolling through these while listening to the song and he said the line as I read this. Lol

    • @Cramblit
      @Cramblit Před 5 lety +5

      Can't blame god if he doesn't give a fuck about the vast majority of people lol...

  • @niedermitderjagd1968
    @niedermitderjagd1968 Před 2 lety +36

    The last line actually brings me to tears.

  • @noebeckstb7517
    @noebeckstb7517 Před rokem +43

    I believe in God , I'm religious and I love this song , the part of "maybe life on earth could be heaven" it really has a lot of sense and he points out a lot of real things that are true .

  • @gregrosche
    @gregrosche Před 3 lety +7618

    I’ve heard this song literally dozens and dozens of times but the line of “I created the universe, ya think I’m drawing the line in the fuckin’ deli aisle?” still makes me laugh every time

    • @nix5160
      @nix5160 Před 3 lety +20

      Haha same!

    • @stevieturner2598
      @stevieturner2598 Před 3 lety +8

      Same bro, same

    • @foxylordg4886
      @foxylordg4886 Před 2 lety +6

      Same

    • @johndemesa5196
      @johndemesa5196 Před 2 lety +18

      Sorry if I'm dumb but what does the deli aisle joke mean?

    • @same_bruvyt9433
      @same_bruvyt9433 Před 2 lety +76

      @@johndemesa5196 A deli aisle is where someone sells food, bo is saying you can eat pork because he doesn't care he isn't working at a deli aisle

  • @krysimp.
    @krysimp. Před 5 lety +2430

    That transition from 'Hell' to 'I' was powerful omfg.

  • @joeldrawsit
    @joeldrawsit Před 2 lety +70

    The song from god’s view is absolutely an incredible song. Funny, thought-provoking and empowering. Hat’s off, Bo!

  • @lunavixrn5651
    @lunavixrn5651 Před rokem +13

    "I don't watch you when you sleep. Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a total creep."
    Did you hear that Santa, you pervert?

  • @rebekkabagge8534
    @rebekkabagge8534 Před 4 lety +1963

    Omg, the first time he says "you're not going to heaven" the audience just goes completely quiet

    • @peterwilliams2887
      @peterwilliams2887 Před 3 lety +24

      I noticed that too..

    • @nix5160
      @nix5160 Před 3 lety +50

      Yeah, I noticed that too. And by the end of the song, the audience is just in a stunned silence

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 Před 3 lety

      200th like

    • @ProperlyGaming
      @ProperlyGaming Před 3 lety +102

      @@nix5160 yeah they realized quite quickly that this song, while still surely has some funny quips, was burnhams more serious songs about how people need to chill the fuck out. Stop trying to find love from some thing that may or may not be real, and love your fellow humans.

    • @nix5160
      @nix5160 Před 3 lety +27

      @@ProperlyGaming well said, because that's true. That's why I really like Bo Burnham. He keeps things real

  • @jovonbarnes6098
    @jovonbarnes6098 Před 8 lety +5467

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you."
    This line, paired with the ominous look he shoots at the audience, was powerful. My God.

    • @runedoom
      @runedoom Před 6 lety +63

      's point of view?

    • @kattiemartin5457
      @kattiemartin5457 Před 6 lety +167

      Jovon Barnes this is one lf the scariest things ever for me. As a very religious person, this song made me think a lot about what im doing.

    • @MopedOfJustice
      @MopedOfJustice Před 6 lety +36

      kattie Reach any new conclusions?

    • @kattiemartin5457
      @kattiemartin5457 Před 6 lety +51

      MopedOfJustice well I'm still going to be religious. I can only hope that good still believes in me. But its pretty hard to do that sometimes.

    • @MopedOfJustice
      @MopedOfJustice Před 6 lety +13

      Any idea about the criteria for God believing in you?

  • @soap2007
    @soap2007 Před 2 lety +34

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe God doesn't believe in you."
    "There's a trillions aliens cooler than you."
    Bo wants to give me an existential crisis and its working

  • @Riokon
    @Riokon Před 2 lety +20

    dude honestly its so crazy looking back on these videos, as a person who deals with severe anxiety i really appreciate how you've talked about your problems. your new special definitely made me miss listening to all of your stuff. im glad you're back man, i hope everything works out for you. i hope one day i get to actually meet you. looking forward to the day you perform live again.

  • @cclwchtr9046
    @cclwchtr9046 Před 8 lety +1974

    "but maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?" holy shit, powerful

    • @Tubueller
      @Tubueller Před 8 lety +2

      Then what are the other planets in the Universe?

    • @hof8231
      @hof8231 Před 8 lety +14

      Reminds me of that one song by Big D and the Kids Table.
      "If we can build a bomb, can't we build heaven too?
      Nahh, let's make life a living hell."

    • @veledwin1
      @veledwin1 Před 7 lety +4

      +Arizona Dalman The ones with sentient life, you mean? Other games of SIMS, and probably more successful than this one.

    • @dapperbleach1598
      @dapperbleach1598 Před 7 lety +9

      Imposter

    • @tunes12569
      @tunes12569 Před 7 lety +8

      cecilia winchester I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC MISHA BABY 💜

  • @isrose6969
    @isrose6969 Před 5 lety +3928

    I used references to this in my C of E (Church of England) school talent show in my comedy act. The teachers were horrified but the students enjoyed it lmao

    • @benjamin-vy6dz
      @benjamin-vy6dz Před 5 lety +95

      That Girl that’s a little rebellious

    • @ewanw5654
      @ewanw5654 Před 5 lety +292

      What’s the point of shortening Church of England to C of E then proceed to type out the full thing.

    • @benjamin-vy6dz
      @benjamin-vy6dz Před 5 lety +15

      Ewan H ikr

    • @Lazarus142
      @Lazarus142 Před 5 lety +127

      Probably because C of E is what it's known as colloquially, but the other 99% of humanity doesn't live near it, so they clarified for any potentially confused people.

    • @ewanw5654
      @ewanw5654 Před 5 lety +33

      Dudimus Prime so why bother writing c of e if only 1% of people are going to understand it

  • @ginxio1945
    @ginxio1945 Před rokem +11

    I LOVE how it always start of super funny and then the last half always gets more on the serious side and is an actual more strong message. its so cool to see his personality like that on stage

  • @HeroicPorkChops
    @HeroicPorkChops Před 2 lety +33

    ive had this stuck in my head for days. Bo Burnham's works have treated my depression better than I ever did with medication.

  • @jessh343
    @jessh343 Před 6 lety +2390

    I want 'there's a trillion aliens cooler than you' on a tshirt

    • @accound1243
      @accound1243 Před 6 lety +14

      SpiderLovinJess there's a sight you can design your own t shirt :D

    • @SoySauceSmurf
      @SoySauceSmurf Před 6 lety +7

      Me too, Ima make shirts with Bo Burnam quotes.

    • @EzekielDean
      @EzekielDean Před 6 lety +14

      I want "there's a trillion aliens cooler than me" on a t-shirt xD

    • @ceilingeye
      @ceilingeye Před 6 lety +29

      Also “you’re not my children, you’re a bad game of sims” needs to be a shirt

    • @mochamoo4391
      @mochamoo4391 Před 6 lety +2

      JessicaBean I would pay $1,000 for that

  • @cactustree2786
    @cactustree2786 Před 5 lety +2690

    "You can eat pork" Bo *BURN* *HAM*

  • @ankitmyana
    @ankitmyana Před rokem +20

    No living human has ever spoken more truer things through a song of 4 mins

  • @mrbong123
    @mrbong123 Před 10 měsíci +8

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you"
    Woo i know this is comedy show but that line hits harder than any lyric I've ever listened to.

  • @sami6998
    @sami6998 Před 7 lety +1632

    "I created the universe. you think i'm drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?"

    • @ciaran3884
      @ciaran3884 Před 7 lety +5

      samantha maney aisle is a stupid word!

    • @ZenoxyO
      @ZenoxyO Před 7 lety +4

      Ciaran is a stupid word! (ITS NOT A WORD)

    • @ciaran3884
      @ciaran3884 Před 7 lety +2

      jim guzzle Ciaran is a name, in that case all names including Jim would be stupid words, and Jim is a stupid name, so simple and common JimBob Hillbilly.

    • @RyuKazeko
      @RyuKazeko Před 7 lety +4

      Not eating pork actually comes from Pig being a fucked up thing to eat by nature I mean why the fuck would you want to eat something that eats It's own shit :D

    • @sami6998
      @sami6998 Před 7 lety +7

      +Alu- Card didn't ask, but ok

  • @zayhvhnbicknell5474
    @zayhvhnbicknell5474 Před 6 lety +2043

    "you're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims"

  • @glygriffe
    @glygriffe Před 2 lety +135

    This performance gave me chills multiple times: the voice, the lyrics... And the music is gorgeous. Just wanted to say it.

  • @toeclo7771
    @toeclo7771 Před 2 lety +10

    "But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you"
    Gave me shivers.

  • @jaspergrey6108
    @jaspergrey6108 Před 3 lety +9974

    I can just imagine God sitting up on a holy cloud watching this show and just absolutely laughing his ass off

    • @kiingdomkey3857
      @kiingdomkey3857 Před 2 lety +228

      i think the face-palming, pinching his nose image suits better

    • @Sergio-lo6wu
      @Sergio-lo6wu Před 2 lety +73

      Oh, You must be talking about *George Carlin

    • @leahjennings2970
      @leahjennings2970 Před 2 lety +23

      His?

    • @Haru-nee
      @Haru-nee Před 2 lety +210

      “That kid is actually right. I'm not taking those idiots up here. They're xenophobic!”

    • @ludovicapugliese6155
      @ludovicapugliese6155 Před 2 lety +9

      Great comment dude

  • @Eboness
    @Eboness Před 8 lety +4845

    Damn, it got really deep at the end there......I love it.

  • @raggedyanne9631
    @raggedyanne9631 Před 2 lety +11

    Came here because of Spotify taking most of his songs away

  • @AnonymouslyHere_xx
    @AnonymouslyHere_xx Před rokem +22

    Lyrics!!!
    There's things I don't, want to be misconstrued in my act that I feel often are
    I don't want you leaving my show thinking, that I think I know better than people
    Or that I, that I think I'm better than people in general, um
    Okay, I just wanted to put that out there
    Uh, this is a song from the perspective of God
    The books you think I wrote are way too thick
    Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick?
    And I don't watch you when you sleep
    Surprisingly, I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep
    You're not going to Heaven
    Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you?
    None of you are going to Heaven
    There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
    You shouldn't abstain from rape just 'cause you think that I want you to
    You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a fucked up thing to do
    Pretty obvious, just don't fuckin' rape people, please
    Didn't think I had to write that one down for ya'
    I don't think masturbation is obscene
    It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen
    You make my job a living hell
    I sent gays to fix overpopulation, and boy did that go well
    You're not going to Heaven
    Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns
    None of you are going to Heaven
    You're not my children, you're a bad game of Sims
    You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to
    You can eat pork, 'cause why the fuck would I give a shit?
    I created the universe, do you think I'm drawing the line at the fuckin' deli Isle?
    You argue and you bicker and you fight
    Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
    Over what they think is true
    But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you
    You pray so badly for Heaven
    Knowing any day might be the day that you die
    But maybe life on Earth could be heaven
    Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?
    My love's the type of thing, that you have to earn
    And when you earn it, you won't need it
    My love's the type of thing, that you have to earn
    When you earn it, you won't need it
    I'm not gonna' you love just 'cause I know that you want me to
    If you want love then the love is gonna' come from you
    Thank you very much

  • @okay6109
    @okay6109 Před 5 lety +2091

    Lyrics:
    Joke
    Joke
    Joke
    Joke
    Joke
    Joke
    Joke
    *You're all horrible people*

    • @j_grimmie
      @j_grimmie Před 5 lety +68

      bo burnham in a nutshell

    • @aydanangus
      @aydanangus Před 4 lety +31

      No its
      Joke
      Joke
      Joke
      You all suck
      Joke
      Joke
      More jokes
      You suck

    • @genieboyle269
      @genieboyle269 Před 4 lety +12

      Kenn Tries and Fails
      B u t w h e n

    • @thelojay
      @thelojay Před 4 lety +2

      Why not both

    • @gamzee3610
      @gamzee3610 Před 4 lety +5

      More like
      Joke
      Joke
      Joke
      *You're all horrible people*
      Joke
      Joke
      *I'm a horrible people*
      Joke
      Joke

  • @nerveagent1905
    @nerveagent1905 Před 7 lety +5389

    Honestly, one of the best songs on religion ever written.

    • @choppedlettuce3249
      @choppedlettuce3249 Před 6 lety +36

      Emma Reeves Did you forget about "Rant"

    • @sammycopley1
      @sammycopley1 Před 6 lety +26

      "that's why i love mankind" Randy Newman

    • @noahbrown6587
      @noahbrown6587 Před 6 lety +10

      George Kaftan That’s called being nondenominational, not catholic.

    • @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158
      @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158 Před 6 lety +39

      George Kaftan Christianity is flawed, nothing is beyond criticism.

    • @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158
      @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158 Před 6 lety +29

      George Kaftan The flaws of the people following a religion does not guarantee the flawlessness of the religion itself. The people following Christianity AND Christianity can both be flawed, as they are not mutually exclusive. I am claiming that they are both flawed, as there is no such thing as flawlessness.

  • @memelord-dl4un
    @memelord-dl4un Před 2 lety +8

    "No one entertains the thought that God might not believe in you" Damn bro alright

  • @hysteria257
    @hysteria257 Před 2 lety +8

    "My love's the type of thing that you've got to earn, and when you earn it, you don't need it" I feel is a very overlooked yet important line

  • @Alacard0malley
    @Alacard0malley Před 6 lety +3386

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you" is one of the most profound statements I've ever heard

    • @BrightBlueTrousers
      @BrightBlueTrousers Před 6 lety +37

      It really is. I absolutely agree.

    • @lenks0
      @lenks0 Před 6 lety +121

      Fight Club has a similar line. Something like "if God exists, in all likelihood he doesn't care about you. In all likelihood, he hates you."

    • @SoySauceSmurf
      @SoySauceSmurf Před 6 lety +20

      When shit gets real

    • @chiaragiagu1001
      @chiaragiagu1001 Před 6 lety +1

      Alacard0malley I totally agree

    • @part-timepartytime9621
      @part-timepartytime9621 Před 6 lety +15

      a 19 year old comedian wrote the most profound thing you've ever heard?

  • @orionng195
    @orionng195 Před 6 lety +2741

    Now this is a god which I am willing to believe in. Not some guy who's always watching over your shoulder and keeping tabs on everything that you do, but someone who made us and just watches passively. Also, "no one entertains the thought maybe God does not believe in you" and "maybe life on Earth could be Heaven" are two of the best quotes from ANYTHING I've ever read, heard or seen.

    • @briannasimpson6891
      @briannasimpson6891 Před 5 lety +89

      Your comment made me think "Wow. God and Santa Claus have so much in common."

    • @saintsilk
      @saintsilk Před 5 lety +4

      @@briannasimpson6891 they already do for me.

    • @mikooki1874
      @mikooki1874 Před 5 lety +11

      this is a god im willing to belive in too

    • @duffymarie3322
      @duffymarie3322 Před 5 lety +67

      If you seriously believe that God created the universe and watches passively but does not intervene in the life of you are others, that is an actual belief. It’s called deism. Deism is more of a philosophy than a religion, though.

    • @mikooki1874
      @mikooki1874 Před 5 lety +24

      @@duffymarie3322 deism is the most logical shit ever

  • @TheTrueHornyMan
    @TheTrueHornyMan Před 6 měsíci +10

    Sang this at church, apparently i'm not allowed in the church anymore, don't know why

  • @tylerd.1
    @tylerd.1 Před 2 lety +10

    "Bo is the man. I cant wait for this special." - Philip DeFranco, 2014

    • @tylerd.1
      @tylerd.1 Před 2 lety +7

      "Bo is the man. I cant wait for this special." -Everyone, 2021

  • @abominablesnowpanda5053
    @abominablesnowpanda5053 Před 8 lety +1965

    I sent this to a Christian girl... she got really pissed. Like most people, she didn't realize the line that says "Maybe life on earth could be heaven... doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?" Or the part that says "My love's the type of thing you have to earn"..... I don't think she saw anything other than the semi-offensive things that are still true.

    • @letplayabc
      @letplayabc Před 8 lety +46

      *thumb up*

    • @garnalengarnering
      @garnalengarnering Před 8 lety +14

      +Abominable Snow Panda I have very mixed feelings about this song. I love for example the "maybe life on earth could be heaven" part, but strongly disagree with thing like "you're not my children" or "my love is something you need to earn"

    • @bookwormyourordinary5227
      @bookwormyourordinary5227 Před 8 lety +87

      well...I'm not a christian but I think people shouldn't take the offensive(yet quite true) part so seriously.
      I actually think this song is giving us a great message, like don't just go on praying to god and help, do your shit yourself. Well, at least that was what me and my 3 christian friends thought.

    • @done.gsmith6997
      @done.gsmith6997 Před 8 lety +21

      +Abominable Snow Panda but actually, most christians believe that, that is something which is a christian value. to treat this world with love and care for it, like dominion or stewardship. but yeah, maybe consider people's feelings before sending crap. haha

    • @abominablesnowpanda5053
      @abominablesnowpanda5053 Před 8 lety +7

      Donsds Sds i didnt send it directly to her, i sent it to a group chat of about 30 kids that had her in it... i even said that it might be offensive

  • @foadrightnow5725
    @foadrightnow5725 Před 8 lety +3131

    "...Maybe life on Earth could be Heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try? ...My love is the type of thing that you have to earn and when you earn it, you won't need it! I'm not going give you love just cuz I know that you want me to. If you want love, then the love has got to come from you!" These are some of THE most profound words I've ever heard! I literally shed a tear every time I hear it. Bo truly is in a class by himself!

    • @ZeroRekoning
      @ZeroRekoning Před 8 lety +32

      You know its sad because these things are actually taught in church but people are too ignorant to hear it out. By the way I am not a believer I am just forced to go there. That's why I despise most of the people there because they always think they are wise to not fight or change and just believing in God itself or loving God only is letting them to heaven. Everyone just ignores these small details from Bible that make up so much for society.
      If they can't respect or love others at their standard but only love someone really outstanding like God, what makes us all think God will love his followers? It's the government all over again or basically saying I believe in Superman. Funny isn't it?

    • @lilthreegame7991
      @lilthreegame7991 Před 8 lety +22

      it's #deep

    • @emdiar6588
      @emdiar6588 Před 8 lety +5

      "Bo truly is in a class by himself!" Ever heard of Tim Minchin?

    • @foadrightnow5725
      @foadrightnow5725 Před 8 lety +6

      +em diar
      Yes, I have heard of Tim Minchin. And I enjoy his work very much. And while Bo and Tim may share a lot of similarities in their style of comedy, I find Bo's music more profound overall. But it's highly unlikely Bo will ever come close to Tim's piano playing ability. He's an absolute genius when it comes to tickling those ivories! I've commented before that a collaboration between the two of them would be absolutely epic! I'm sure they both were influenced by another great pianist satirist... the awesome Tom Leher!

    • @GuerillaWelder
      @GuerillaWelder Před 8 lety +2

      +FOAD RIGHTNOW I love Tim's song if I didn't have you, he had some very profound lyrics really, but his clarity of speech causes alot of it to go unnoticed until after the third listen. I prefer bo, but maybe because I discovered and memorized him first. my aunt and uncle haven't heard of bo and I'm so excited about sharing his music with them:) I love being part of someone else's discovery of awesome

  • @tvthecat
    @tvthecat Před rokem +10

    Religious people, if this song aggravates you a lot then the song is about you.

  • @fantano2
    @fantano2 Před 6 lety +2399

    *GOD HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM*

  • @OneSmallJellyfish
    @OneSmallJellyfish Před 4 lety +4182

    "No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you."
    "Maybe life on Earth could be Heaven."
    "If you want love then the love's gotta come from you."
    Some of the most powerful lines I've ever heard.

    • @Kuso319
      @Kuso319 Před 4 lety +38

      Fr i love his standup because they're funny yet lowkey #deep

    • @LiquidSandwich
      @LiquidSandwich Před 3 lety +25

      According to the comments, there was another line that was removed about how the real collection point to donate to God is that homeless guy’s plate

    • @lor4504
      @lor4504 Před 3 lety +9

      He 'hides' important messages in his songs

    • @ugaboga9829
      @ugaboga9829 Před 3 lety +7

      ‘’I Don’t watch You when You sleep’’ Bo Burnham

    • @hipeople7338
      @hipeople7338 Před 3 lety +27

      That and "My love is something you need to earn, and when you earn it, you won't need it"

  • @Ellerz03
    @Ellerz03 Před rokem +10

    Moral of this song for the people getting stupidly offended: being religious doesn’t make you a good person

  • @rapidragekade6901
    @rapidragekade6901 Před rokem +13

    gotta be the easiest and most accurate way for me to share my religious stances with people

  • @DaMaG1011
    @DaMaG1011 Před 8 lety +564

    I like how he doesn't repeat stuff too often in his songs, except that one love song.

  • @TheRubyRose
    @TheRubyRose Před 9 lety +1083

    Its funny at the beginning...then gets super deep....

    • @TheRubyRose
      @TheRubyRose Před 9 lety

      Weiss Schnee ((I dont think so....maybe...i dont know...still awesome))

    • @theguywholives007
      @theguywholives007 Před 9 lety +2

      Ruby Rose can i just say i like your username because its from RWBY

    • @TheWayWill
      @TheWayWill Před 9 lety +22

      Ruby Rose So deep in fact... that I named this song... #deep

    • @rocknoter8481
      @rocknoter8481 Před 9 lety

      TheWayWill Nice reference.

    • @Aburaishi
      @Aburaishi Před 9 lety +3

      TheWayWill Your references are out of control, bro. Everyone knows that.

  • @thatoneravenclaw3814
    @thatoneravenclaw3814 Před 3 měsíci +6

    I love how this song is highlighting the hypocrisy in religions. You shouldn’t not do bad things because a deity told you to, you should not do it because its morally wrong. You shouldn’t do good because it may be beneficial to you later, do it because its the right thing to do. Do things for you, not an idea

  • @DZRoshal
    @DZRoshal Před 2 lety +7

    Anybody else here after this got removed from Spotify??

  • @serenahaugland350
    @serenahaugland350 Před 4 lety +7548

    "You pray so badly for heaven, knowing any day might be the day you die.
    But maybe life on Earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?"
    Genuinely the most powerful lyrics in a song I've heard in a while.

    • @johnplayz1264
      @johnplayz1264 Před 4 lety +34

      Ya becouse if this is heaven then I'm scared what kind of place is hell?

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 Před 4 lety +118

      John Playz
      This is hell, we need to make it heaven.

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache Před 3 lety +2

      @@requiemlul3140
      That's not gonna happen unless everyone gets wish granting powers.

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 Před 3 lety +57

      Grape Panta Subliminals
      It can, if people just chose to be nice to each other. The little things like a thank you already make the world a better place.

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache Před 3 lety +3

      @@requiemlul3140
      No. That's just making the world a better place. Heaven is perfect. Everyone can grant their wishes. Etc.