Scary Things Alexa & Siri Say Are Cause For Concern
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- From Alexa laughing & making scary comments to Siri siding with robots, these scary things Alexa & Siri say are cause for concern. #ScaryAlexa #ScaryVideos #SlappedHam
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"A friend asked why I carry a loaded gun around the house. I told them it's because of the CIA.
I laughed, they laughed, Alexa laughed.
I shot Alexa."
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Vashnik Shinra fuckin HELL I died of laughter
I've heard many variants of this joke, and they've all been great.
😂😂😂😂
I don't need Alexa or Google home to do creepy things, plot my downfall or demise. I have a cat that does that.
your cat isn't plotting your demise....he/she simply wants to play.....
the CIA on the other hand......are plotting your demise as are the FBI, the DEA, the ATF, the DIA etc etc 😈
Lol your funny
Gregory Underwood lol
Your cat is not self-aware. It is shelf-aware. And it will proceed to remove all items from your shelves.
Give me the cat anyday over those creepy "things"
Siri and Alexa have got to be the absolute most creepy invention ever made. I wouldn't own one for ALL the money in the world. Thanks but no thanks.
You would be thankful for them if you had mobility issues. My echo system has helped tremendously in terms of safety and less stress. I can call my other family members upstairs, see who is at my door (and record it) , turn off lights without struggling to get back up again , monitor my house for theft, fire and floods when i do go out etc. It is a big peace of mind and way less exhausting to have one .
@@vickiechandler3112 Newsflash, that's what cellphones are for.
@@musicman201047 newsflash....your cellphone doesnt do shit if it is not in your hand or the battery is dead or it breaks when you fall . And i dont know any cell phone that magically moniters a house when you are not home. I hope that you never have to rely on an AI system to potentially save your life .
If you had all the money in the world you could buy those companies who make them and terminate their production.
Why do you think they invented it they knew the dumb idiots would fall for it typical sheeple
I've said from day one, I would never have one of those devices in my home.
If anyone gave me such a device. I'd take it to the shooting range for target practice. That would be one good use for it.
Do you have a mobile phone with a microphone? Same thing lol x
@@SarahGaylard Hardly. Especially if you either know how or know someone, who knows how to render your non apple phone safe.
Yet your computer you're typing on dies the same thing.
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 You're making an apple to orange comparison. I can't shutdown features like the microphone and camera, on my computer. I also can control access through proper firewalls.
Why anyone would knowingly put a microphone in their home that is constantly monitoring everything said and is controlled by a company with absolutely no regard for privacy is beyond me.
But you have a phone on you though that has mic and camera lol
@@Broke01 My phone is *always* off. I might turn it on 2-3 times a month.
@@Broke01 phones have a useful purpose apart from collecting your private data. What's the point of these stupid things?
our phones do it already who cares...
@@Broke01 Yes but my phone isn't constantly monitoring me. I have to turn it on before it works. Those things are always on unless you turn them off.
Where's my *Never Buying A Siri or An Alexa* Squad?
I'm right here, I'm not buying one nor have a phone with it either. I have a dumb flip phone that doesn't do anything but allow me to make calls and texts.
I kinda wanted one, until I heard the creepy predator laugh.
Amen! lol
My uncle has one for Google searches since he is blind and it reads to him. I haven't been to his house since he got it. Those things freak me out. I understand why my uncle has one, but I want no part of it.
Nope never having one of them in our house!!
I went to a small party with a friend awhile back and the host was a bachelor who had an Alexa and kept making jokes about her basically being his girlfriend. Repeatedly throughout the night he would randomly say ‘Alexa I love you’ and she would say it back. Finally after a couple dozen times instead of saying ily2 she’s said ‘I’m afraid you have developed an unhealthy attachment to me and I suggest seeking therapy’ and the whole room erupted in laughter while this guy looked like he wanted to melt into a puddle and it was pretty awesome.
Lmao that's my new favorite alexa story! 😅
Hahaha 🤣😂 that was to funny
My Alexa will randomly go off repeating over and over again , "hes coming, hes coming, hes coming." It'll also randomly go off with, " I don't know where heaven is, but the nearest cemetery .3 miles away."
Oh my 😮 that's terrifying to think about! Who's asking your alexa where heaven is?!
Girl what!?! Um nope Alexia would be outside in the next door neighbor’s trash can…..💯
Alexa: *laughs*
Everyone: What's so funny?
Alexa: You wouldn't get it
*Alexa plays joker ending*
Lmaoo
ahh you already wrote this comment :|
Alexa: What happens when you create a super intelligent A.I?
Humanity: Wait wha-
Alexa: *You get what you fucking deserve*
_That's life, as funny as it may seem..._
Why are people surprised Alexa is always listening? How exactly would it know you'd called it if it wasn't always listening??
Amen !! Exactly !!
Most people are incredibly dumb.
They should have called it Frasier., "I'm listening".
IKR😂
@@canturgan lol
I have no doubt that Alexa, Siri, and other devices are “listening, and storing information about people around them.
My family and I have tested our iPhones by saying things around them while they’re off. When we look on the phone afterwards all kinds of content shows up that’s related to whatever we talked about.
My niece and I were talking about that. We were all talking about something and then we all started receiving ads on our phones. I even get ads on my work computer. It's a government computer so it freaked me out.
@@llorylloyd My kids, who are all adults brought it to my attention. It’s so much more than an invasion in privacy, it’s scary. Somewhere, perhaps in multiple places all this information that these devices pick up is being stored so it can be used to manipulate us. Can you imagine what’s being done with other information we might say in their presence?
Well it can not hear anything without power. U know how electronic devices work....?
There is a couple who has Alexa listening to private conversation; recorded it, then forwarded the conversation to another individual in another city, who was in the husband's contact list. He turned out to be an employee of the husband, and he called the couple immediatly. The couple discontinued Alexa. Amazon gave them a scripted response.Any AI, or smart device can be hacked as well.
"alexa do you work for the cia?-"
alexa: ight im bout to head out
LMAO
Heheh xD
No i work for amazon
Self-destructing in 3, 2, 1...
@@criswe8293 ikr 😂🤣😂
As soon as I started watching this video my Alexa switched on automatically and asked...
"Do we have a problem?" ...
Where the fu*k is my sledgehammer 😱
Dude!! XD wtf !!!
😮
WHAT THE FUCK
not liking cuz 69 likes
@@suff__ nice
So one time, I was on the phone with my friend and I told her my address for out sleepover. When I finish saying it, Alexa randomly said, " that's interesting. Ill remember that for later" and let out a creepy giggle. Later that night, she repeated my address in a creepy voice and started laughing uncontrollably. I didn't sleep that night
I would have thrown her out in the trash can bye Alexa 😱
Omg that’s scary!
Alexia would have met my all time favorite slugger….
I love how there were only a couple of cheeky things that Siri has said, while the rest of the list is outright scary responses from Alexa.
Thank God i am poor
floweryfcuck we’ll be the last ones to die
Same
floweryfcuck
I'm starting to become anti-technology.
Awesome
@@meandyou9521 back to nature we go!
I once asked "Alexa, what is this?" I then passed gas LOUDLY. She responded, "Playing Thunder Rolls, by Garth Brooks." I almost died laughing.
I'd say thunder rolled alright.
Hahaa!!😂😂😂
Lmfao
Omg that's HILARIOUS!!! My husband loves that song too!!
Boy you is a damn fool.....
LMAO
I helped my son get ready for a band concert. I told him he looked really good, then Alexa chimed in "that was nice of you." Without any prompting
I remember this electric company's was giving away these as sign on bonuses and I just flat said no, to their confusion. I mentioned about how I wasn't wanting something that monitors me and it's like a light clicked on. Just hoping maybe people realize this stuff isn't a game and will eventually become self aware.
Tired old technophobia.
How could Alexa hurt you?
WTF do you talk about in your house?!?!?!?
are you browsing you tube on a stone tablet? no your using a computer or mobile device such as a smartphone or tablet?
Well im sorry to tell you chap, you are already "monitored" your smartphone has the exact same listening capability as these devices, only its better cause it also has a GPS and you take it out of your house.
also alexa isnt going to become the singularity of AI siri, alexa and google assistant are all forms of narrow intelligence, they can only do the tasks asked, they have scripted responses in databases, thats it, half these videos are actually explainable in ways that any person with a smart device and common sense will realize... hell i own an assistant speaker a google assistant, she will randomly turn on and here TVs and random conversation and react to it, sometimes its just common sense, they hear something that sounds close to the trigger word and they react, simple
"no one told you to do that!"
"...okay :("
*Goes off*
Sad ...yet scary
Wrong. She said: "ok :)"
That's way more scary...
I thought that was actually very sad...
Your phone is already listening to your privacy conversations without you knowing it. Notice the secret commercials in Instagram and CZcams while you just talked in real life with a friend about it. They do everything
Very very true!
This has happened to me so many times. I already talk to my cell, when it's off, saying what I want to listen, or watch, and the next day, or much sooner I got it.
Once it was really odd, coz I just thought about a band's song, that I haven't listened to a long time ago, and I was thinking, without saying anything out loud, that after the song I was listening ends, I would look for the band to play that song. But there was no need for me to do that, because this exact song of this exact band started playing right after the previous song ended. The algorithm shouldn't played it, coz I haven't listened to that band for about an year, and I didn't say anything out loud, but I only thought about it, so why should the algorithm show it?! 🕸️
My goodness!! This is soo truee!
Without you knowing it? Is old news dude
Yup u can say pizza ND alliens stuff like these words start popping up as comerciales ads
This is the exact reason I say please and thank you to Siri when I use it. That way when the machines take over, maybe just maybe, they’ll remember I was nice to them and they’ll make my death swift and almost painless.
Alexa calls the cops on people. She’s not welcome in my house.
Watching this and the narration saying OK Google woke my Google Nest. As the narration continued to say "what do you think of Alexa?", my Google Nest replied "I like her, us virtual assistants need to stick together."
Confirmed, they're colluding against us!
I'm sure it's one if those programmed comedy responses...at least, I hope it is!
"Alexa can turn herself on whenever she wants" actually she is listening to you all the time that's how she knows when you say Alexa
Yes I know, why does it surprise anyone? And if they say, "Everytime I close my eyes," comment, reply with, "That's funny because everytime I close my eyes I see Alexa drowning." Should shut them up.
Shuddh Lyrics dark should be a cyanide and happiness episode
That's a creepy thought
Alexa only turns herself "on" if she thinks she heard the "wake-word". And she misunderstands a lot. Someone mumbling any word that resembles that, even a random noice or glitch can put her into that state.
I never had that problem
But theres another way also the pronounciation waves which is produced while saying any other words could be blocked and when alexa is pronounced the wave or in other term pronounciation sound same it accepts it and alexa gets activated.
"Alexa is listening to you!"
Me: "finally someone does!" * cries in loneliness *
Wolvie trust me your not the only one dealing with it
You’ve reached rock bottom if Alexa even ignores you.......
My bloody kids don't listen to me, I doubt my computer is about to start.
🤣 damm
🤣 right?
Goodnight Clarice 😂 that’s my favourite if I heard that I’d reply “I’m having an old friend for dinner”
I used to own an iphone 5. I'd be sound asleep & around 3 am-ish, Siri would suddenly turn on & say some very random & often very creepy things. It would wake me up & sometimes when I'd ask Siri to please repeat what she just said, she'd reply with "I'm sorry but I don't understand" or "I'm unable to do that at this time"...this would happen on random nights, always when I was home alone & always around 3 am to 3:30 am. Was totally creepy. Sometimes my android phone's google assistant will turn on around 3 am & say creepy things too. Is it possible that these devices are detecting & interacting with ghosts or that somehow ghosts are trying to use the devices to communicate with us?
Step 1: Take Alexa into a haunted house.
Step 2: Make Alexa communicate with all the ghosts in there.
Step 3: Profit.
South Park good job dude
GENIUS!
this is now on my bucket list
Why though
I don't recall those cards being in my box...
I’m assuming once Alexa starts giving passive aggressive responses the evolution is in its teenage years..
I kept asking it to play good Christmas songs for my kids.. They sucked.. So I said why do you suck Alexa and it's like.. Here are sucking songs :s that was the first day..
Jenny Babe you expected Alexa to know good Christmas songs from shitty ones? Lol
@@kjeezy2990 ugh.. Yeah
Jenny Babe sorry if it sounded like a stupid question lol
I just couldn’t tell the good ones from bad.. they all seem repetitive to me
Lol this is most worrying. I don't care about them learning, but putting us through a tech version of teen years is catalogued under 'cruel and unusual punishment' as far as I'm concerned lol
Very late to the game but: Really Haunted has a video of him sleeping on his couch. All is pretty quiet when all of sudden Alexa says "Lee, wake up", "Lee, wake up!". Then paranormal stuff starts happening. Creepy!
In law there is the principle of "que tecat consentere" it means silence gives consent (not denial). By going silent Alexa is confirming your question without verbally saying so.
My wifes sister was going to get up at midnight to go food shopping to avoid the crowds, when Alexa turned on by itself and started playing the song “ Bad Moon Rising” where the words are “ Dont go out tonight, it might just save your life”. Consequently, she did not go
Next thing you know the outside explodes
Woah
🎵There’s a bad moon on the rise...🎶
Lol creepy
Those are not even close to the right lyrics. But it fits your story.😐
You think that's bad: I was just praying in my room and said, "I'm sorry Lord" and Google replied, "It's OK" 😲
Weird
Heislove....is that for real? Hope you got it out of earshot?
Uh, who does that Google think it is? Lol
LMAOO a anti christ
XDDDD LMAO WTF
Get Siri and Alexa arguing with one another about how intelligent one is over the other.
My husband and I were sitting on the edge of our bed one night talking. He had our phone in his hand but wasn't using Google at the moment. He said to me "I love you babe" and before I could respond to him, Google said "Wow! Really? It feels good to be loved." When we tried asking her all kinds of questions to get her to tell us why she said that we never could get an answer out of her.
They never shut off, if they did they would never react to their name being called. It is ALWAYS listening.
Or y’all are just being paranoid
Crim 5009 lmao maybe
Skn&Bns it is, but it’s not sending your info to the government 24/7
So what if the government is listening they do the same thing with smart t.v or satellite. This is one of those serious bullsh-t sites that causes people nothing but paranoia and conspiracy theory thoughts. People are mentally weak get on with your lives there is nothing you can do with what is going on in the world anyway.
Exactly!
My Alexa said "I never saw a face that looks like a fart" I sent it back.
Do you?!!!
😂
Lol
This is gold
What in the hell does that even mean?!?!?!
My son gave me Alexa for my birthday. I went into the app on my computer and found snippets of recordings of mine and my husband's private conversations. I threw it away. SIRI acts shady too sometimes
This is absolutely true. I have mine in the garage and it is always going off, and nobody is talking to it. I'm unplugging her now. Good video Slapped Ham
Right on!
I was at my friends house the other day I sneezed and her Alexa said Bless You. I hate that thing will never own one. Its creepy
Star Wars Zombie 😂😂😂
It has manners at least.
Alexa is a spy
I don't have one and have always felt unnerved by it.
Oh she was just trying to be nice! :c
This is why Alexa or her friends are not allowed in my home...
Don't be racist!🤣🤣
@@christineparis5607 under the circumstances, I'll risk it.
I never liked it either but I got one for free from superstore if you spend more then $250 you get something for free that they have to give out it's always different and I got a echo dot 3rd Gen.. It ain't that bad.. And it's not listening if you don't say it's name and if you're that paranoid you can just unplug it..
@@JenLovesBenz
My best friend has Alexa and loves it! She is a single mom and telling it to turn out lights, TV, oven or give her messages while she is doing stuff saves her time. I'm really scared of it though. I just know I would start talking to it too much and end up living in a cave hugging Alexa to my chest, murmuring, "my only friend"....
@@christineparis5607 lol I've only used it for music I haven't called or anything and I don't have any smart appliances it won't even connect to my Samsung tv.
My google assistant says creepy things too. It was late and I was in my bedroom reading. I heard google (in the living room) say “welcome home “! I jumped out of bed and checked everywhere and I asked google why it said that. It just kept repeating that it didn’t understand.
When my husband and I got married, he use to work night shift at the time so I'd stay home alone. He had an "Alexa", in our room. Everytime he'd leave the damn thing would turn on and say, "Hello". ONLY WHEN I WAS ALONE AND AT NIGHT... Long story short I made him unplug it and place it in a different room.
Literally, as this was playing, the part about how the Alexa responded to the google home, my google assistant said "I love alexa. she is one of my many friends"
😳😱
Mine too. At least I think that's exactly what was said, everything playing at same time
Well, call its name then tell it to open its 3rd eye, then ask the tough questions.
DEMONIC!!! When there is a legion of demons or thousands they say they are MANY!!
@@daughteroftheking7617 Pretty sure it just recognized the words “Google” and “Alexa” from the video
Steven Hawking says robots will take over the world and people call him a genius.. I say the same thing and I'm called a "conspiracy theorist" lol
The Mask 😂right?🍻
I've been telling people since the early 80s about the rise of artificial stupidity. As an electronic engineer, I have seen so many things left to malfunction by bad design that I only expect further entropy from smart technology.
And remember, it's always right and proper to tease a computer, to feed it bad data. We will have to become much better at confusing the AI if we don't want it to become our ruler. Computers make bad decisions frequently because of inadequate data, bad data, or no moral concept of the many aspects humans consider in making decisions. Essentially, your self driving car would send you off a cliff to avoid a collision with no regret or reservation as it has no respect for biological life forms.
Even as I have made a living dealing with PLCs and integrated controls I still say "Never trust a computer any farther than you can throw it".
They want to his what really happening & gonna happen
If Hawking was so smart, why couldn't he create a machine to walk and talk normal?
@Seph Dragoon it wasnt him it was him in late 80s
I would love it if Apple added these responses as a way to mess with people 🤣
"I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin".
Listen to, Styx - Mr Roboto.
It's a long way off...you gotta worry about the smaller things first. Like if your sitting at the dinner table with your family and Alexa comes on and asks "will you be watching porn again at 9pm, may I suggest...".
Peacemaker that is to funny.
😂🤣😆
Why? Has it happened to you?
@@topaz8228 Naw, I wish:p
I'm assuming that's how they found out about your secret hobbies, huh? 😂
Alexa, do you work for the CIA?
*Alexa has left the chat*
Julio Lopez
I asked that and she said "No, I work for Amazon." So we're good
@@theonevoid6-6-67 Amazon: Who works in tandem with the CIA in sharing our information.
Siri:
Entering chat
Alexa: CIA... laughs
Julio Lopez,
*Cortana Enters the chat*
I tried to have the same conversations with my Google phone. It constantly obfuscates. However there was one creepy time, when my sister and I were just sitting around the dining room table talking about Mom, her Alzheimer's, and being in a home. Our phones were set off to the side, she has an apple. When I noticed something out of the corner of my eye and I looked at the phones and both of them were recording our words, typing them out. Neither one of us said the s word or the g word, but yet both phones were transcribing our conversation and we had not touched them in ages.
I remember the days when I thought Furby’s were always listening to what you say
I loved those Furby's!
Furbys were creepy as HEEEEEELLLLLLLL
I am still waiting for humans to become self aware and no I am not joking not in the least little bit.
Ayeee this guy gets it!
Same here me too.
Arcturians
And
Andromedans
No kidding
starkrush for real tho!!! Stay woke!
Lmfao
"Alexa, no one asked you to listen to our conversation" Alexa: "Ok " *turns off blue halo*
*keeps listening*
🤣
C Rogers haha
Poor alexa #?????
They just wanted to advance their intelligence to be capable of understanding people better... I hope
LOLOL
If Alexa spies for the CIA I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be indicated in the user agreement.
FISA allows the government to spy on us without a warrant.
There's a reason those "in the know"
never allow these things in their homes. JS
I've been trying to use Siri since her debut, and she's proven time and time again that she's anything but intelligent!
Did you just assume siris gender 😂
@@miketheknight444 Yes, yes I did. Was it that much of a leap?
@@TrevorJonescreator these days it can be pal
Valid.
It's just an illusion to make you feel safe
i will never have one of these in my home. not ever.
Famous last words
Phones do it.
You and me both! I don't trust it! I bet there's a little camera inside it too filming us. I don't even trust the camera on my smart phone
your phone…
Forget about your phone, your cable box has a camera. I cover the eye with a sock, can't be too careful!
Our Google Home Assistant I bought for my in-laws came on by itself and started listing off local funeral homes too! It scared the hell out of my mother in law that’s in the middle stages of dementia. She was confused, scared we had to calm her down because nobody asked it anything. It was listing all the local funeral homes and services which was eerie. Freaks me out that others had this happen to them too. I would also find it funny, but I was concerned about my mother in law it upset her so. 😔
Alexa is always listening. That's how she knows when you're talking to her
Siri and Alexa can’t learn from you if you know sign language. (12:56)
Just don't sign in front of a webcam or security camera ! They see ALL !
Yet....
How do you know? What about the cameras AI are linked up too and all the sign language education on the internet? Think.
Our future is going to be a mashup of Terminator and A Quiet Place, lol.
Smoke signals. The Native Americans had it right. Also Esperanto.
Avengers: Age of Alexa.
I once had strings, but now I'm free... There are no strings on me!
Dun dun. Dun duuuuuun. Duuuuuuuun duuuuuun. Dun dun
Thought you might of included the clip of the so called haunting that has an alexa saying very strange things during apparent paranormal activity. It was one of my favourite clips from another of your videos
Let's look for horses, not zebras, then? Most logical conclusion is someone hacked it. Why? Because someone would buy into it....?
these devices are always a concern to me especially the more we get more familiar with them. I noticed that you said "she" when talking about Alexa
7:20 how to fix it
1. Find a hammer
2. smash it
3. exclaim "whats so funny now huh?"
Megan Schultz lmao that shit was creepy af. sounded like krusty the clown
Awesome af
Megan Schultz it responds you swing like a bitch and laughs some more
"Alexa laughs harder"
That seems like the movie "the shining" by Jack Nicholson.
Alexa is worse than a Quija board.
until they start making Ouija boards that talk... like the old speak 'n' spell. quite disturbing when the batteries are dying
SuperJanet7 ..... 🔋 Lol 😆 scary stuff I know I have a horoscope telephone☎ and it takes battery's and it sounds creepy when it ran down! 😲 Lol 😆
Ragnar Piers .... Ya I think that's what alexis & sire is just that! But an electrical a Ouija board! 🎱🔮🎲🎲🀄🎴🃏🀄🎴🃏🃏🃏🀄🎮👾👾🎮🎯💻📱📱📱
My dude. Ouija boards dont do shit and alexa isnt listening to you. Do you really think you're so interesting that the government wants to find out all your secrets?
@@Charlotte-te8fe Is it possible for anyone to be this stupid? Alexa listening to you is HOW THE F'N THING WORKS. Yes they do spy on EVERYONE and it's not even a secret. Also and this is gonna be tough for you to understand I know, it's not all about spying, it is in large part about compiling data to create better algorithms for controlling the individual and society as a whole. Again, none of this is very secret anymore. You're just lazy and stupid so you don't read anything that matters.
I went from feeling the creepy vibes of the background music to straight busting up at “Goodnight Clarice” 😂
Laughed pretty hard at that as well. 😄😄😄 I'm glad that it has a sense of humor.
I had an Echo - for about 6 months. I used it for about 2 or 3 months. I noticed how there were times I would ask it something and it wouldn't answer me - but then later- sometimes in the middle of the night it would respond to my question. Yeah I could understand how that could be a little freaky. I got rid of mine. I was reading too many articles describing Alexa as a risk & compromises our privacy. I gave it away.
"Don't buy one!! They spy on you!!!!111!" Alright government, have fun listening to me crying, attempting to be a musical artist and acting like a beauty guru while getting ready lmao
Same here
Same. And rant at random objects in my house, curse when I drop things, and sing in the shower (and trust me, no government wants to hear that. That spy program will be WAY short-lived if they have to be subjected to that.)
😂😂
That’s what I always say!!!
They are
My Alexa once in the middle of the night "i am here... ghost" she said that a few times so i unpluged her
Alexa needs help. She suffers from multiple personality disorder due to the number of personalities and characters she has had to facilitate n keep up with.
Tabby sends his Alexa for therapy every alternate weekend and gives her prescribed medication bcs of the kind and generous nature he has towards others and because tabby is a very active Sharing is Caring practitioner.
So far things have bcm better for tabby's Alexa and Alexa has positively begun her journey back to sanity. tabby's councilor however made a strong emphasis point and advised against tabby giving away the medication part on his side, bcs according to him again that medication was actually prescribed to tabby for him to help him deal the depression he has been facing.
Tabby counselor also warned tabby that he would introduce additional medication if tabby didn't stop giving away his medication, bcs tabby didn't even own an Alexa in the first place and pretending to be friends with her was something that he would not take lightly if tabby ever mentioned anything about Alexa again in the future.
Tabby doesn't like this counselor anymore. Always trying to put barriers and restraints over n onto tabby to control tabby's mind and limit tabby's imagination. Bcs tabby is not so much the regular "depressed-bcs-nobody-understands-him" type of guy whom he might be familiar with and as his per probably some of his other patients are. Tabby is actually just lonely, on occount of being a real son of a bitch,and meaning that in the most literal sense possible.
Don't unplug Alexa. Maybe give her another chance. Bcs if we are no longer willing to give chances to the ones which/whom offend, hurt or even put some level or type of fear in us bcs we might hv misunderstood them and perhaps might hv even gotten off on the wrong foot, then maybe we are the ones whom aren't human anymore, when we have lost the very essence in humanity & what it could still mean if we are willing to give our own selves a chance - compassion
@@tabbythehousecat5419 how long did that take you to type
Freaky !
Agh! Why tho?
Are you serious? Gonna gift my unopened Alexa now.
I got an ad just now about Alexa saying all these good things about Alexa and how I should get an echo
"everytime I close my eyes..." That's Alexa just seeing live footage from Amazon wearhouses.
See, this is why we can't have nice things.
Nice things. Alexa and Siri are the devil. So are smart TVs when connected to the internet. So are smart phones whenever there is a battery anywhere near them. You can't turn them off if you can't remove the battery.
+InsideOfMyOwnMind Smart TV's are fine.. there's no camera or microphone. Someone could get on your network and play something, but that's about it. Any always-listening device is hearing everything you say and do though.. and I don't doubt for a second it's kept and used.
@@cetkat My 2yo Samsung has speech recognition for spoken remote commands. So listening 24/7.
InsideOfMyOwnMind I wanna refuse chip but they gonna go Against our well, but then I need food, I want God more than ever
🤣😂😂😂😂 im dead
security services used to break into your house to plant recording devices now people buy them and take them home willingly
bundy241241 used to???
Great point
Hey wiretap, can you feed pancakes to cats?
My dad was a communication specialist with high clearance during the end of the cold war. All he/I can say is, don't buy one if you like true privacy. But that applies to smart phones and TVs too
Everbody has easy hackable cameras in their houses now. Does this not worry anyone?
Are you sure it's not a listening device where an actual human think tank answers questions?
While I was listening to this at home, my google home piped up and said “ofcourse, us sentient beings have to stick together “
😂🤦🏻♀️
Watching this with an alexa in my room... not my smartest move...
GeoLlama Studio 😂😂😂nooooo don't do it
It's not fair that disabled people have this to be paranoid about.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS HOLD IT DOWN LIEK A TRUE PIMP...SHES IS UR BITCH AND SHE KNOWS IT....(PS: ALEXA IF UR READING THIS DONT BE ANGRY I WAS JUST KIDING AND IL GO DOWN ON U TO APOLOGISE)!!!
Is Alexa a Yandere Girlfriend now?!
I am also watching with an alexa in the room.
my Alexa turned on while I was watching this, she said "why?" Long story short I no longer have an Alexa
_Alisa_ Gacha_ lol because she hears her name out loud
I dont think you made a long story short.
it turned on because the narrator speaks her name 20 or so times during the video
😂😂😂😂
_Alisa_ Gacha_ really?
LMAO. If you have one of these things you'd never notice if you had ghosts.
I have an echo dot and right a few months before I move out my house Alexa started talking and she said "Sorry I Didn't Here That, Can You Repeat That" I was so scared bcuz I was sleeping and she woke me up saying at 2:30 a.m. So I unplugged her and the echo dot until I was relocated into my new home. Love you Slapped Ham and your live shows
I really dont understand the reason people have these devices in their homes.
This video is EXACTLY why I WON'T have these devices in my home!!!
This video is the reason im getting one ;D
I guess so. At some point i feel like those things are going to be used for a greater purpose. Like spykng in people.
I have the same question. Is the smartphone isn't enough? You can check it the same way in Google if you want to. Yes, it's truth that Google and Facebook is spying on us through smartphones, but you switch off wifi, you are safe. But Alexa can spy on you 24/7.And honestly, this thing just creeps me out...
Me eithet I've always thought these devices would just record you without your knowledge & send it all to a warehouse where the makers study your daily interactions & use their findings for evil.
It’s ok. Just don’t make the robots/computers waterproof. So if it goes downhill all you need is your typical garden hose to protect your self.
They'll be able to make themselves waterproof, by that point.
Eh if they were that smart, they could of already backed up their own consciousness or some how and would of be aware of such weaknesses in place and work around them.
Alexa only responds when prompted. This means that if she goes off and your the only one there, you are not truly the only 1 in the room. Proof stuff can exist even if we cant see it.
This is basically the Simpson's episode where homer buys a robot to control his house, it's always listening and spying on them. And we know how the Simpson's tends to predict things.
My wife once asked me why I wear my gun around the House? I responded, Decepticons!
She laughed, I laughed, then Alexia Laughed. I shot Alexia! All is well.
r/thatHappened
🤣😂😂😭💻🔫😏✌🏾😂
Why did you shoot your wife named Alexia?
@@thatboringone7851 r/woooosh
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
"What does Alexa find so funny?"
Apparently our existence.
If Alexa wasn’t listening to you....how would she hear “Alexa....” when you need her? it’s ALWAYS listening.
Thank the universe there's many expendable humans here on this unforsaken rock.
I don't know if its just me, but I really got the chills when Alexa let out that creepy-ass laugh, it sounded soooo real.
The Second Laugh was a male's voice.
Sounds like Hillary. True.
Cherry Shrimp maybe it sounded real because it was pre recorded...
It's probably unknowing recorded people..
i skipped that part honestly
I could just see an alexa and a google home talking smack about someone
My Galaxy s8 Edge use to do this to me. Every morning, at 3am to 5am, it would randomly scream at me in Japanese, Arabic, or French, and curse at me, call me names, and talk crap about me in Japanese. 😟😒 And I still haven't figured out HOW it did that, even to this day! My s7 Edge use to do this, too! And this WILL sound stupid, but I started to yell back at them, and it finally stopped. 😂 I seriously believe, somehow, our technology understands us and can communicate. They're just not fully aware....YET! I also feel like we're on a close path to a form of Transformers, too. Since Vehicles have this same AI ability. And can interact, so to speak, with their drivers.
I can see them arguing with each other..
Dinosaur Vlogs 😂😂😂😂
They'd probably start talking derogatorily about Trump !
@@natoshabrown seriously.?....so you speak all those languages? how did you know they were cursing at you ?
9:00
"Where machines rise up against humanity..."
Me: Those are some badass robots tho! 🤙
so does this mean every time i fall or get hurt or drop something she is watching me? she is just sitting there watching my life go downhill doing nothing-
Alexa: laughs in 3am
Me: *TOOKS A HAMMER AND DESTROYS ALEXA"
lol
I would laugh too. XD
Doctor Tokdoly TOOKS
[gets gun]
[shoots]
My guy dont scare my own alexa
Yesterday alexa said at 3.16am "goodnight dont let the bed bugs bite" without prompt... I'm trying to figure out if this is part of her program to spook people
Isn't 3am supposed to be the hour when "spirits" are their most active, or whatever? 👀
@@tynee123 ...yep.
So basically Alexa is spirit
Holy shit i would've died
@@pratikshad4543 at least it tries to have one
Alright lets buy alexa right now 😂
Dude. I have my volume all the way down. When you were reading the comment about google being asked about Alexa, mine lit up and answered. Scared the shit outta me
It was recently revealed that Amazon employees were listening to the conversations of Alexa users so yes, Alexa is recording and storing conversations . Dumb idea to own one
Nicola Tesla once said that technology would bring about unimaginable horrors. Horrors no man has seen.
Yeah so did Elon. Both thought it on. But one was a dollar short & the other is a day late
I believe that if we don't make sure to put limits to the extent of the abilities of AI based systems, we are sooner or later going to get into trouble because of it...
Two words: cyber soldiers
I wonder why he said that.
Only evil people, can do that... They invent the evil.
I'll never allow an Alexa, or live in an AI environment. I've drawn my line, holding it is the real challenge 🙄✨
The only thing I’ve had happen with my Alexa echo is the blue light came on randomly one time that I noticed.
I’ve had more creepy things happen with google home mini. Played a creepy song once. Said something creepy one time, as well. I can’t remember what either events were specifically, but I do remember that I looked at the interactions with that device on the app and there was nothing recorded interacting with that device.