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  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2017
  • From seasons 1, 2 and 3.
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  • @RomanZolanski123
    @RomanZolanski123 Před 4 lety +21170

    I still love “you’ll play the role of my father” “I don’t want to be your father” “perfect you already know your lines”

  • @x7universe76
    @x7universe76 Před 4 lety +5076

    “If you mess up one more time, I’m segregating the school.”

  • @noahardon5208
    @noahardon5208 Před 3 lety +3120

    Jeff Winger: “The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note.”

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 Před 3 lety +11

      God, Jeff has the laziest lines ever.

    • @arfbark
      @arfbark Před 3 lety +125

      @@jenm1 yeah.. that’s kinda the point of his character

    • @rachnakapoor2685
      @rachnakapoor2685 Před 3 lety +35

      I thought they were pretty quick though

    • @marekb1556
      @marekb1556 Před 2 lety +62

      I liked "Okay, I will talk to Chang... But if you find my body, dont believe the suicide note." better

  • @elidamelova5664
    @elidamelova5664 Před 3 lety +2330

    Annie: When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a “pool party” that turned out to be a baptism.
    Shirley: Well, excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.

  • @psyclops973
    @psyclops973 Před 4 lety +9248

    "The only difference between Señor Chang and Stalin is that I know who Señor Chang is."
    -Troy

    • @adamdevlin4533
      @adamdevlin4533 Před 3 lety +82

      et tu brute! am i using that right?

    • @expiredmilk5435
      @expiredmilk5435 Před 3 lety +7

      @@adamdevlin4533 no et tu? means you too?

    • @adamdevlin4533
      @adamdevlin4533 Před 3 lety +44

      @@expiredmilk5435 do they find thoughts in our butts?

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@expiredmilk5435 "We gotta tell people!!!"
      *Walks out of the study room and into the middle of the library*
      "MINUSES ARE MADE UP"

    • @VinnieG-
      @VinnieG- Před 8 měsíci

      if chang was dictator I can actually see him being much worse xD

  • @jamespeeler6229
    @jamespeeler6229 Před 4 lety +6154

    “The professor was so old…” line kills me

    • @joel6672
      @joel6672 Před 4 lety +21

      I don't understand that joke

    • @miraeshin8652
      @miraeshin8652 Před 4 lety +653

      @@joel6672 she quit the class after the lesson in setting up jokes so she only learned to set up jokes not finished them like "the professor is so old,. . . ."

    • @jorgeneedssleep7978
      @jorgeneedssleep7978 Před 3 lety +350

      Especially the way everybody leaned in to hear the punchline

    • @niteshprabhu6791
      @niteshprabhu6791 Před 3 lety +119

      I think the joke was there was no joke just the statement which sounded like a setup for the joke but was not

    • @mngbb11
      @mngbb11 Před 3 lety +50

      @@niteshprabhu6791 Yes, but as Mirae stated, beacuse she only took the class on set ups, the joke doesn't work without that vital bit of info

  • @guusgeluk3693
    @guusgeluk3693 Před 3 lety +1111

    "Who are you texting all the time, everyone you know is in this room!"

  • @lbboardingb3356
    @lbboardingb3356 Před 3 lety +990

    Pierce: I don't hold grudges Jeffrey. My father held grudges, I'll always hate him for that.

  • @CarlosEduardo-qf5gr
    @CarlosEduardo-qf5gr Před 4 lety +7463

    "Fire can't go through doors, stupid, it's not a ghost"
    "Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid, they're not fire"

    • @lumine4418
      @lumine4418 Před 4 lety +84

      You need to check the door before you go through it

    • @JustSeb825825_p4ssw0rd
      @JustSeb825825_p4ssw0rd Před 4 lety +14

      oh OH

    • @crow_7717
      @crow_7717 Před 3 lety +73

      Lol I love how writers leave small details for us to find

    • @Pedro_eqw
      @Pedro_eqw Před 3 lety +4

      I don't remember that, what's the context?

    • @noahadams8746
      @noahadams8746 Před 3 lety +41

      Pedro The first line was said as a small joke, but then the second line was said a bunch of episodes later as a much delayed nod to the previous gag

  • @Vexe
    @Vexe Před 5 lety +6654

    "I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"

  • @Mbehrhshhenr
    @Mbehrhshhenr Před 3 lety +815

    3:00
    “Greendale’s music department is flat baroque.”
    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Dean?

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 Před 3 lety +16

      I never picked up on this because that is not how we say baroque where I'm from.

    • @tonyzacker8946
      @tonyzacker8946 Před 10 dny

      ... now I get it!

  • @Anonymous_Individual
    @Anonymous_Individual Před 2 lety +353

    I’m surprised, “NOW THIS IS A MAN, WHO KNOWS HOW TO MARRY HIS COUSIN!” Wasn’t on the list. Best line of the last three seasons

    • @casht6195
      @casht6195 Před dnem

      This Dan Harmon seems like a real interesting character, sure hope he doesn't overplay that joke.

  • @ipodbaby
    @ipodbaby Před 5 lety +5389

    chang: are you ignoring me because im korean?
    shirley: chang youre chinese
    chang: oh like theres a difference!

    • @malbua7066
      @malbua7066 Před 4 lety +471

      Firuza H. This is even funnier when you realize the actor is Korean

    • @marcperez8268
      @marcperez8268 Před 4 lety +217

      Later on in the show he tries to read Korean characters and says he really thinks he’s korean

    • @psyclops973
      @psyclops973 Před 4 lety +75

      We don't know his nationality but we at least know for sure that Chang spoke chinese. In the episode where a rival company tries to merge with Hawthorne Wipes, there's a scene where Jeff and Pierce's new asian girlfriend have a brief conversation which ends with her handing him a wet wipe with the label "Red Dragon". Chang then appears and mentions that her name also meant "Red Dragon" in chinese. Jeff then used this info to expose her as a corporate spy.

    • @marcperez8268
      @marcperez8268 Před 4 lety +49

      Psyclops No it’s confirmed he’s chinese. The GI Joe episode at the end Shirley says it. That’s what I was talking about in the above comment

    • @HugsmadeDrugs
      @HugsmadeDrugs Před 4 lety +5

      @@psyclops973 Chang is a chinese surname you RACIST PIECE OF CRAP

  • @TheSazukiultra23
    @TheSazukiultra23 Před 4 lety +5735

    “That’s like blaming owls for how much I suck at making analogies.”

    • @submissivelover
      @submissivelover Před 4 lety +136

      That's pretty fucking clever

    • @perunplague9794
      @perunplague9794 Před 4 lety +426

      “I know what an analogy is! It’s like a thought with another thought’s hat on it.”

    • @123duker
      @123duker Před 3 lety +142

      @@perunplague9794 Jeff's facial reaction is absolutely perfect. He's trying to find a flaw in her analogy of what an analogy is lmao

    • @theshadow9238
      @theshadow9238 Před 3 lety +3

      That one was so funny

    • @atdyeam1605
      @atdyeam1605 Před 3 lety +5

      She really Britta'd it

  • @s29nv1sr1
    @s29nv1sr1 Před 3 lety +1268

    I think this is extremely underrated:
    Abed: "College is where most mental health problems manifest"
    Troy: "I hope I get multiple personalities" *beat* "it gets lonely in the shower"

    • @giovanna5380
      @giovanna5380 Před 3 lety +2

      which episode is that?

    • @s29nv1sr1
      @s29nv1sr1 Před 3 lety +5

      @@giovanna5380 Unfortunately, I don't remember. I think it's in season 1 though

    • @chloebissada3096
      @chloebissada3096 Před 2 lety +18

      @@giovanna5380 It's the pottery episode in season 1

  • @lukemartindale3567
    @lukemartindale3567 Před 3 lety +2105

    One of my favorites
    Jeff: Pierce will say something more racist within one minute
    Troy: You're not my mom, Shirley
    Pierce: She's not?
    Jeff: 29 seconds

    • @mia-ci2ur
      @mia-ci2ur Před 4 měsíci +2

      so glad someone said this i love this one

  • @jackeyrich2877
    @jackeyrich2877 Před 4 lety +9685

    I told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture. You can't disappoint a picture!

  • @willauman2804
    @willauman2804 Před 4 lety +4521

    The fact that streets ahead isn’t in this is streets behind

    • @paballomatlhabegoane3697
      @paballomatlhabegoane3697 Před 3 lety +262

      the video maker got changnesia

    • @emmcapellan8196
      @emmcapellan8196 Před 3 lety +7

      hahahaha

    • @William.Shakespeare
      @William.Shakespeare Před 3 lety +145

      Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
      Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
      Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie
      And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies
      Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em
      Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em
      Barack Obama is scared of me!
      Beause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free
      Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!

    • @gio3868
      @gio3868 Před 3 lety +20

      @@William.Shakespeare ah yes, poetry

    • @MrGakn
      @MrGakn  Před 3 lety +109

      @@paballomatlhabegoane3697 No, I’ve always dean that

  • @mallaidhdevlin4512
    @mallaidhdevlin4512 Před 3 lety +297

    "You sat in a room for twenty-six. Straight. Hours! Didn't that bother you?"
    "Yeah I was livid."
    "Then why didn't you leave?!"
    "Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends."

  • @bbschroeder7125
    @bbschroeder7125 Před rokem +366

    Troy: “You’re more of a fun vampire. You don’t suck blood, you just suck.”
    All time favorite line

    • @Luna-ps6ei
      @Luna-ps6ei Před 7 měsíci +12

      "knock knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good come in, for a second I thought it was Britta"

  • @greywillner901
    @greywillner901 Před 4 lety +12010

    “I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty.”
    “You can excuse racism?”

  • @JorgeRodriguez-ox3hx
    @JorgeRodriguez-ox3hx Před 4 lety +4282

    Britta: “Annie, I know I’ve never told you this, but I come from a long line of wives and mothers”

    • @emmaforde3745
      @emmaforde3745 Před 3 lety +312

      Many do...

    • @beatrizf9563
      @beatrizf9563 Před 3 lety +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tarsierontherun
      @tarsierontherun Před 3 lety +26

      I mean, it's certainly impressive that none of the children in that long line was born out of wedlock.

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland Před 2 lety +1

      @@tarsierontherun why would that be impressive

    • @nategwright
      @nategwright Před 2 lety +4

      @@tarsierontherun line of wives _and_ mothers, so maybe not all were married.

  • @EmmyJay12
    @EmmyJay12 Před 2 lety +343

    “I loved you in IMDB” literally dying over this one
    It literally gets me every time

  • @rosemenon
    @rosemenon Před 3 lety +154

    “STOP SAYING I’M DIFFERENT” will always have me laughing my ass off for 5 minutes straight no matter what.

  • @robofistsrevenge3288
    @robofistsrevenge3288 Před 4 lety +3429

    "Troy, you can't bring that in here!"
    "Yes I can, it's all-terrain, dummy!"

    • @A_ldo..
      @A_ldo.. Před 3 lety +1

      👌

    • @coltonwilliams9090
      @coltonwilliams9090 Před 3 lety +60

      Say what you want! I’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster!

    • @jaxbell3326
      @jaxbell3326 Před 3 lety +1

      @@coltonwilliams9090 famous last words 😂

  • @maximumforehead3452
    @maximumforehead3452 Před 4 lety +4866

    "Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines."

  • @guillermocordon9481
    @guillermocordon9481 Před rokem +151

    Troy: “My worst fear is waking up as a donut”
    Abed: “You’re afraid you would eat yourself?”
    Troy: “Wouldn’t even question it.”

  • @katherine2996
    @katherine2996 Před 4 lety +126

    “I have to call my penpal” one of the best delivered lines on the show, cracks me up every time

  • @Rumblecore
    @Rumblecore Před 4 lety +4299

    "Uruguay kindly requests that Somalia stops pronouncing it UR-A-GAY"

    • @liammckinley2976
      @liammckinley2976 Před 3 lety +78

      Switzerland would like to discuss the threat of earth 2

    • @reverzive4166
      @reverzive4166 Před 3 lety +45

      The tropical paradise of Somalia graciously yields

    • @fedo4849
      @fedo4849 Před 3 lety +36

      as someone who is from uruguay, that joke was VERY relatable

    • @veronicavaz4350
      @veronicavaz4350 Před 3 lety +10

      @@fedo4849 y la emocion de ser mencionados es increible aunque sea asi

    • @mondler107
      @mondler107 Před 3 lety +10

      CRISIS ALERT!

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good Před 5 lety +2643

    Pierce: "I need to send this email before the post office closes."

  • @eleanor252
    @eleanor252 Před 3 lety +123

    "Oh my God, my cousins funeral is today. I knew I had somewhere to be"

  • @FrumpleTJBoyd
    @FrumpleTJBoyd Před 3 lety +83

    “Now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin”- Elroy

    • @reyy1812
      @reyy1812 Před 2 lety +4

      Lmao I always liked him
      That episode was so weird

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 Před 2 lety +1

      He was like God spilled a person.

  • @athithanandavathanan3990
    @athithanandavathanan3990 Před 5 lety +3969

    "Annie, you're acting like a little schoolgirl and not in a hot way."

    • @cooperredmon3430
      @cooperredmon3430 Před 4 lety +101

      Athith Anandavathanan yeah that was a gross oversight by the makers of this video. Easily one of the best quotes in the whole series

    • @MiniSage
      @MiniSage Před 4 lety +280

      Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella Před 4 lety +94

      @@MiniSage Britta and Annie's actresses are the same age, so that line is always funny to me.

    • @howardsaintpaul7232
      @howardsaintpaul7232 Před 4 lety +6

      MiniSage shut up shut up shut up you insignificant clod

    • @notabot5062
      @notabot5062 Před 4 lety +35

      @@howardsaintpaul7232 Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

  • @poyam615
    @poyam615 Před 4 lety +10149

    Britta: When’s our culture gonna outgrow this wedding thing.
    Annie: You’re anti-wedding now?
    Jeff: No, she’s just pro-anti.

  • @shadowsrising4661
    @shadowsrising4661 Před 4 lety +151

    “My best friend when i was 6 years old was a black man” omg the insinuations lmfao

  • @JamieAllen1977
    @JamieAllen1977 Před 3 lety +39

    "Pierce has given me something I've been looking for my whole life.... MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!" Troy - best line ever

  • @rodzilla6053
    @rodzilla6053 Před 5 lety +9646

    Greatest quote "I was never one to hold a grudge, Jeffrey. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that."- Piece Hawthorne

    • @SchulzEricT
      @SchulzEricT Před 5 lety +81

      That reminds me of "one and done I always say. I say it once." Solid joke.
      (From "Zombieland")

    • @phatnecc7307
      @phatnecc7307 Před 4 lety +227

      Best quote in my opinion, "You mess this up one more time and I'm segregating the school." Dean Pelton

    • @jodzict
      @jodzict Před 4 lety +121

      “I’ll tell you what my father told me the night I lost my virginity, ‘Just pick one, they all cost the same’.” -Pierce Hawthorne

    • @azeezbashir1734
      @azeezbashir1734 Před 4 lety

      I dunno

    • @numbo655
      @numbo655 Před 4 lety

      No...

  • @LimeGreenGlasses
    @LimeGreenGlasses Před 4 lety +2075

    "My self-published novels aren't going to publish themselves."

  • @smiley_face2872
    @smiley_face2872 Před 3 lety +56

    “We were just-“
    “About to-“
    “Eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go last!?”

  • @TheNakarum
    @TheNakarum Před rokem +22

    The best one for me is from Abed: "When you really know who you are and the things you like about yourself, changing for other people isn't such a big deal".

  • @psyclops973
    @psyclops973 Před 5 lety +4429

    Troy and Abed restaurant scene: "They said market price... WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?!"

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone Před 4 lety +13

      Gary Gulman has a great bit about market price

    • @drkFenix9
      @drkFenix9 Před 4 lety +11

      I imagined a posh waiter looking back at them and replying to this - "Somewhere with Class...." :D

    • @tiffiguevara2926
      @tiffiguevara2926 Před 4 lety +5

      This is my favorite! Hahaha

    • @jarrickhillery8664
      @jarrickhillery8664 Před 4 lety +18

      TROY AND ABED AT A REEEESTAURANT.

    • @imd123
      @imd123 Před 4 lety +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED HARD AT THIS SCENE 😂😂😂

  • @capricorn1993
    @capricorn1993 Před 4 lety +3898

    Jeff waking up Pierce.
    "Discrimination lawsuit."
    Immediately wakes up. "Preposterous!"

    • @garf4264
      @garf4264 Před 3 lety +60

      No you gotta know how to do it

    • @jaxbell3326
      @jaxbell3326 Před rokem +5

      Oh my god I think Pierce is dead!

    • @lukerussell3782
      @lukerussell3782 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Dan Harmon: “Chevy, for the last time. The line is (what’s going on?)”

    • @susurrus5047
      @susurrus5047 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Will this take an unexpected turn?

  • @t.c8551
    @t.c8551 Před 4 lety +98

    Pierce (As Somalia): "Uraguay sounds like *Ur-a-gay* "
    Jeff (As Uraguay): "Uraguay kindly request that Somalia stop pronouncing it *Ur-a-gay* "

  • @therandomizer-oy9nf
    @therandomizer-oy9nf Před 2 lety +23

    “Ok so this is definitely a gun” will always be the best line in the entire show

  • @SirZapdos
    @SirZapdos Před 4 lety +2324

    I remember when this show was about a community college.

    • @sheilakemunto5728
      @sheilakemunto5728 Před 4 lety +7

      Me 2

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 Před 3 lety +364

      I find it funny how some people think that's just your opinion and not an actual line from the show

    • @TheLADYinORANGE
      @TheLADYinORANGE Před 3 lety +25

      Quoted Abed

    • @doepekdmdkk
      @doepekdmdkk Před 2 lety +3

      @@incog0956 it's actually quoted

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 Před 2 lety +6

      @@doepekdmdkk it literally isn’t. Do know what quotes are?

  • @soupalex
    @soupalex Před 4 lety +2009

    "WHAT is UP with that CAT!?"
    "IS SOMEONE T H R O W I N G IT!!?"

    • @EricZucchini
      @EricZucchini Před 4 lety +63

      I had to pause the episode because I couldn't stop laughing

    • @123duker
      @123duker Před 3 lety +93

      Abed - "What about the zombies"
      Jeff - "BACK BURNER, this cat must be dealt with" lmao

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 Před 3 lety +15

      I laughed so hard at that scene

    • @tasnimanimanimaa
      @tasnimanimanimaa Před 3 lety +10

      I was pissing myself why was the cat just being thrown? 😭

    • @barbaracelestrini7694
      @barbaracelestrini7694 Před 3 lety +4

      ONE OF THE BEST LINES

  • @paulhenke1149
    @paulhenke1149 Před 3 lety +20

    “If there’s three doughnuts, you don’t eat one and then lick another!” ~Troy

  • @dangrahamdrums
    @dangrahamdrums Před 3 lety +28

    “The professor is so old.........” is a genius line and you can see her trying not to laugh after it.

  • @rotsu2108
    @rotsu2108 Před 4 lety +12631

    my favorite exchange in community will always be:
    troy: jeff, what does a pregnancy test look like?
    jeff: like a little white plastic tube with a thingy at the end
    troy: okay so this is definitely a gun

    • @gabeestrada8854
      @gabeestrada8854 Před 4 lety +59

      HAHAHAHA

    • @mkale1749
      @mkale1749 Před 3 lety +176

      “They never reroute parades.” “They rerouted Kennedy’s parade.”

    • @agnostos6378
      @agnostos6378 Před 3 lety +8

      @James Cooper clever

    • @ethanbowman4748
      @ethanbowman4748 Před 3 lety +47

      @James Cooper Now, that was streets ahead.

    • @JDDJGN
      @JDDJGN Před 3 lety +34

      Ethan Bowman I wish Kennedy was streets ahead

  • @nathanielstein8904
    @nathanielstein8904 Před 6 lety +3199

    The devil coming in and yelling gay marriage kills me every time

  • @melinarosen911
    @melinarosen911 Před 3 lety +59

    "donde esta la biblioteca?" " me llamo t-bone la arańa discoteca" will always be superior in my mind

    • @paigestubbs9718
      @paigestubbs9718 Před rokem +1

      discoteca muñeca la biblioteca es en bigote grande pero manteca

    • @Kettwiesel25
      @Kettwiesel25 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Manteca bigote gigante pequeño
      Cabeza es nieve, Cerveza es bueno!

    • @Jack-sy8mr
      @Jack-sy8mr Před měsícem

      Buenos días, me gustas papas frías
      Bigote de la cabra ¡es Cameron Diaz!
      Yeah boi! Boi! Yeah! What? It's 2009
      Word

  • @purplerainzz
    @purplerainzz Před 2 lety +32

    * Shirley says something in her ‘sweet’ voice*
    Her husband: “Don’t use your sexy voice on me”
    * Everyone else being disgusted *

  • @katie8881
    @katie8881 Před 4 lety +1890

    Britta: "If I wanted the government in my uterus, I'd fill it with oil and hispanic voters."

    • @jennifermunoz9758
      @jennifermunoz9758 Před 4 lety +32

      This is my all time favorite Community quote!!! Lol! 😂

    • @vickyvale711
      @vickyvale711 Před 4 lety +51

      @@CP-ns5ed to be fair, she usually goes on some political rant, so this kind of joke is on brand for her

    • @auroranicol
      @auroranicol Před 4 lety +1

      she wasn’t wrong here

  • @KeiFresh
    @KeiFresh Před 6 lety +3567

    Um where is “What does a pregnancy test look like? Well then this is definitely a gun”

    • @elelder5
      @elelder5 Před 4 lety +6

      KeiFresh iconic

    • @sirocco2810
      @sirocco2810 Před 4 lety +84

      That entire episode could be on there for real.

    • @tripikice
      @tripikice Před 4 lety +11

      best episode no doubt

    • @235T1NGR4Y23
      @235T1NGR4Y23 Před 4 lety

      Number one for me.

    • @arko9151
      @arko9151 Před 2 lety

      @@RobustNut you need to see it for youself

  • @Jijijijijij5
    @Jijijijijij5 Před 2 lety +16

    Frankie's "you're so dumb" rant to the Dean in season 6 is still one of my favorite parts of the show.

  • @rumplestiltskins7590
    @rumplestiltskins7590 Před 2 lety +12

    2:35 Jeff’s “okay” sounds so tired no wonder he always wants more alone time with all that the rest of them get into.

  • @kiritosbrothero
    @kiritosbrothero Před 4 lety +1341

    "Pizza, pizza go in tummy. Me so hungy; me so hungy."
    --Britta Perry, 2011

    • @Ladililn
      @Ladililn Před 3 lety +97

      Oh, Britta's in this?

    • @TheLADYinORANGE
      @TheLADYinORANGE Před 3 lety +13

      That was one of the best episodes...what timelines did that line show up again?

    • @SC-gn6bc
      @SC-gn6bc Před 3 lety +9

      @@TheLADYinORANGE she said it in most of them I think

    • @virginiapeterson1404
      @virginiapeterson1404 Před 3 lety +12

      Just so you know jeff, you're now creating 6 different timelines

    • @sullyycow
      @sullyycow Před 3 lety +1

      Profound

  • @SoRatedR52
    @SoRatedR52 Před 4 lety +9557

    Wow, no one talking about the best lines of the show.
    Jeff - "I'm saying you're a football player, it's in your blood"
    Troy - "That's racist"
    Jeff - "Your soul"
    Troy - "That's racist"
    Jeff - "Your eyes ?"
    Troy - "That's gay ?"
    Jeff - "That's homophobic"
    Troy - "That's black"
    Jeff - "That's racist"
    Troy - "Daamn"

    • @mordecaimengesteab5336
      @mordecaimengesteab5336 Před 3 lety +285

      Best scene on community

    • @SoRatedR52
      @SoRatedR52 Před 3 lety +307

      @@mordecaimengesteab5336 Hands down that's the scene that made me completely fall in love with the show ahah

    • @lanrelogan2468
      @lanrelogan2468 Před 3 lety +87

      That scene is hands down what got me hooked

    • @SkinsFirstGeneration
      @SkinsFirstGeneration Před 3 lety +82

      whats the relationship between thats homophobic and thats black? is the joke that many black people are homophobic?

    • @Pedro_eqw
      @Pedro_eqw Před 3 lety +1

      @@SkinsFirstGeneration Probably?

  • @Hayanomie
    @Hayanomie Před 3 lety +9

    4:52 spot on Rene Zellweger impression.

  • @ileyhasnoetiquette8324
    @ileyhasnoetiquette8324 Před 4 lety +11

    Chang: how do you pronounce bagels?
    Britta: I don’t.

  • @Coratlan
    @Coratlan Před 6 lety +9435

    Missed one of my favorites: "i can excuse racism but i draw the line at animal cruelty" "you can excuse racism?"

    • @karda009
      @karda009 Před 6 lety +400

      El Principe I woulda liked an inclusion of 'You know what else is nice? The rainforest. Too bad our fascist oligarchies are raping them to make hamburgers LOOK IT UP!'

    • @juliagregory3319
      @juliagregory3319 Před 6 lety +215

      My favourite is "Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!"

    • @toomanybanks7
      @toomanybanks7 Před 6 lety +36

      Julia Gregory my absolute favorite scene. just reading your comment made me laugh because I visualized Jeff struggling in that straitjacket😂

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain Před 5 lety +6

      karda009 Britta😂

    • @TheCrimsonDrummer
      @TheCrimsonDrummer Před 5 lety +41

      and the all too forgotten "you said there was gonna be buttstuff...."

  • @gregolas5873
    @gregolas5873 Před 5 lety +2766

    One of my favorites from Britta and Shirley:
    "Excuse me Britta, I think we about the same age."
    "Yeah, unless time is linear."
    "I'll make your ass linear."
    "That doesn't make any sense!"
    "I'll make your ass sense."

    • @calmbbaer
      @calmbbaer Před 5 lety +90

      One of the few times Britta was right and Shirley was wrong: Britta's 28 in season one, Shirley's the same age as Jeff, and Jeff turned 40 in Season 5.

    • @marcusmadden8142
      @marcusmadden8142 Před 4 lety +7

      Gregory Fister SO FUNNY, should’ve been included

    • @ZR38315
      @ZR38315 Před 3 lety +2

      @@undonesweater that is in season 5

    • @samparker5488
      @samparker5488 Před 3 lety +13

      @@calmbbaer shirley is a couple years older than jeff she's 12 during the foosball flashback and he looks about 9

    • @reyy1812
      @reyy1812 Před 2 lety

      It doesn’t make sense

  • @Sina-dv1eg
    @Sina-dv1eg Před rokem +8

    "That's like blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies" -Britta Perry

  • @Maria-le5jp
    @Maria-le5jp Před 4 lety +953

    Dean when he was filming an ad with Britta and Troy hugging - "if you don't get this right, I'm segregating the school".

  • @olobzjr
    @olobzjr Před 5 lety +5976

    You forgot the greatest Community quote of them all:
    *POP! POP?!*

  • @HawkinaBox
    @HawkinaBox Před 3 lety +14

    0:21 I love that she's still in the acting business. I loved her in Drake and Josh. :)

  • @loganc1962
    @loganc1962 Před 3 lety +25

    1:44 me when the... me when... when the...

  • @gregolas5873
    @gregolas5873 Před 5 lety +508

    There's too many good Britta quotes to even name.
    "Knock knock! Who's there! Cancer? Oh good, come in! I thought it was Britta!"

    • @TheStranger513
      @TheStranger513 Před 4 lety +4

      That was good

    • @Alertacobra12
      @Alertacobra12 Před 3 lety +24

      Pierce:"- Death is that you?"
      Britta:"- No, it's me, Britta"
      Pierce:"- Oh"

    • @olandir
      @olandir Před 3 lety +16

      And the always classic "Oh, Britta's in this?"

  • @loganfrench8824
    @loganfrench8824 Před 5 lety +854

    “Yell at me all you want! i’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster!”

    • @christalkelly9599
      @christalkelly9599 Před 4 lety +2

      Logan French I almost forgot about that one and it always cracks me up. Lol

    • @daringducky6236
      @daringducky6236 Před 4 lety +10

      christal kelly For real, Troy has so many amazing quotes that a vid like this could never possibly do it justice

    • @christalkelly9599
      @christalkelly9599 Před 4 lety +2

      DaringDucky true true

    • @uniboy13
      @uniboy13 Před 3 lety +1

      "It's called all terrain dummy"

  • @sophiabenz6335
    @sophiabenz6335 Před 3 lety +5

    One of my favorite scenes: *Britta as MJ, moonwalking* “Jeff is in grave danger, HEE HEE!”

  • @charlifair3967
    @charlifair3967 Před 3 lety +16

    “i am a strong believer in hierarchy. someone needs to take control and that person is me.” I fukcinh loveeeee Frankie

    • @reyy1812
      @reyy1812 Před 2 lety

      God I hate her so much

    • @treasuremage7546
      @treasuremage7546 Před 2 lety

      Yes, she defo needs more love!
      "Shut up, Leonard, you are OLD, and you deserve less because of your age."

  • @Fannyceph
    @Fannyceph Před 4 lety +931

    Shirley : "I marked you as spam"
    Pierce : "Who the hell's Pam ?"

    • @starstriker8268
      @starstriker8268 Před 3 lety +22

      "F, F minus"
      "What? Did you say S?"

    • @reyy1812
      @reyy1812 Před 2 lety +3

      Pierce had so much potential but he had to be racist and homophobic
      Not to mention the constant s3ggs jokes
      It’s sad, I actually liked his character sometimes :(

  • @SamSoundly
    @SamSoundly Před 4 lety +507

    “Why would I sexually harass someone who turns me on?” - Pierce

    • @bian2208
      @bian2208 Před 4 lety +1

      umm.. no

    • @andrewitzla
      @andrewitzla Před 4 lety +1

      HEAT Youth Ministries maybe because it’s not the exact quote?

  • @captainwatercress
    @captainwatercress Před 2 lety +4

    “Please, it’s Christmas!”
    “It’s December 10th!”

  • @BenRajan
    @BenRajan Před 3 lety +9

    6:07 One of my favorite Pierce moments.

  • @psyclops973
    @psyclops973 Před 5 lety +371

    "I'm an activist! Words are my weapons!
    I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons."

  • @caramelcoffees
    @caramelcoffees Před 6 lety +7632

    the set up "the professor is SO old...." is a genius joke

    • @dippotyrannosaurus
      @dippotyrannosaurus Před 6 lety +129

      caramel coffee To this day I still don't get it.

    • @martianmanhunter37
      @martianmanhunter37 Před 6 lety +863

      She stopped attending after the class on set ups. She never learned the punchline.

    • @caramelcoffees
      @caramelcoffees Před 6 lety +1094

      the joke is that annie only attended the class for setting up jokes, but never got around to learning about punchlines. so when she goes "the professor is so old..." it sounds like she's setting up a joke so the study group, and the audience expects that to be followed up with a punchline - but like she said, she dropped the class after set ups. so we don't get a punchline and THAT becomes the joke. :)

    • @thamiris.
      @thamiris. Před 6 lety +32

      omg you like two of my favorite things in the universe: soshi and community.
      ily.

    • @caramelcoffees
      @caramelcoffees Před 6 lety +4

      Thamiris Almeida bless

  • @zachb1344
    @zachb1344 Před 3 lety +9

    I know this was in season six but my favorite quote is: “Now this is a man who knows how to marry his own cousin”! Just the way he says it gets me every time.

  • @noisejunkie8159
    @noisejunkie8159 Před 3 lety +12

    1:25 the timing of these 2 clips couldn’t have been better

  • @nickbentley8107
    @nickbentley8107 Před 4 lety +824

    I can’t be the only one who remembers when Troy said “I’ve seen enough movies to know that poking a hole in the back of a raft makes it go faster”. Had me rolling

    • @dylanadavis6522
      @dylanadavis6522 Před 3 lety +14

      Ah yes in the flashbacks of all their fights we didn't see.

  • @duygupolat1901
    @duygupolat1901 Před 4 lety +1550

    Jeff: Good luck
    Pierce: Don't need it. Never had it.
    I think this is the coolest and at the same time the saddest quote ever.

    • @nurse0857
      @nurse0857 Před 4 lety +54

      Duygu Polat That’s probably my favorite Pierce quote from the show and that scene is my favorite Pierce scene.

    • @duygupolat1901
      @duygupolat1901 Před 4 lety +88

      @@juli8288 Well I choose to interpret it as "I don't need luck, I never had luck." Considering his abusive father, failed marriages and inability to relate with people. Also the fact that he says this line on a boat he made himself because his friends let him fake die to get an A in a very stupid class.. I don't know I find it very sad but cool at the same time because he just never gives up.

    • @redskullz1249
      @redskullz1249 Před 2 lety +12

      It's maybe Pierce's best moment but...umm...he was a born into a millionaire family. Dude was plenty lucky.

    • @TheImapotato
      @TheImapotato Před 4 měsíci

      The line that although I relate to Abad as the greatest Aspergers character put in media, I felt the trueness of Pierce's statement and liked him after that. He had persistence!

    • @TheImapotato
      @TheImapotato Před 4 měsíci

      @@redskullz1249 Having money was never what he 'wanted' He used it to try and blackmail, control and buy intimacy but all Pierce wanted was to belong to a family and have friends.

  • @Islandkid679
    @Islandkid679 Před 2 lety +6

    4:44 Chang pouting just kills me lmao

  • @bubba3484
    @bubba3484 Před 2 lety +2

    "Why am I crying? Did I accidentally listen to Come Sail Away by Styx again?"
    ~Troy Barnes

  • @boomerbomb1
    @boomerbomb1 Před 4 lety +805

    “My name is Alex, dude!”
    “Well maybe you should spend 5 hours sculpting that on your face”

  • @BrianCole
    @BrianCole Před 4 lety +727

    May favourite “the word he’s looking for is sass. He better pray he don’t find it”

    • @cloverbun2574
      @cloverbun2574 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm pretty sure it's 'urban' not 'sass'

    • @BrianCole
      @BrianCole Před 4 lety +35

      Went back to check and it’s “sassy”

    • @vitornunes1515
      @vitornunes1515 Před 3 lety

      In what context was that again?

    • @BrianCole
      @BrianCole Před 3 lety +14

      @@vitornunes1515 documentary episode. Dean wanted Shirley to be more sassy

  • @uwaiskhan4343
    @uwaiskhan4343 Před 3 lety +7

    One of my all-time favourite lines:
    "He has Asperger's"
    "ASSBURGER"
    *Troy and Pearce laugh*
    "It's a serious condition!"
    "If it's so serious, why didn't they call it meningitis!"

  • @C-Hood
    @C-Hood Před 3 lety +5

    “This my is SISTERS outfit!” -Jeff acting as Dean
    “It’s all terrain, dummy!” -Troy

  • @jordynstevens3945
    @jordynstevens3945 Před 4 lety +372

    “I’m giving you an all tomato, meaning you give me the whole tomato or else.”

  • @joeking88
    @joeking88 Před 6 lety +3220

    I feel like Chevy Chase just wandered onto the set one day and they just shot the show around him and he had no actual script as he thought it was real life.

    • @BananaManPL
      @BananaManPL Před 5 lety +347

      Just like Creed from The Office.

    • @TheSpokenBanana
      @TheSpokenBanana Před 5 lety +431

      "Hey Chevy, don't get on our show."
      "...Screw you, I'm getting on the show!"

    • @bradregan4709
      @bradregan4709 Před 5 lety +33

      thats how good he is!
      best one for sure

    • @WardNightstone
      @WardNightstone Před 5 lety +4

      makes sense

    • @akertheinternetwanderer467
      @akertheinternetwanderer467 Před 5 lety +124

      Ooh and he left the show because he felt like people were disrespectful towards him now it makes sense.

  • @dylansickinger545
    @dylansickinger545 Před 3 lety +5

    "I scolded Leonard. So according to the Greendale bylaws, I have to grant him 3 wishes."

  • @VioletVaermina
    @VioletVaermina Před 3 lety +8

    1:00 I've watched the whole show 3 times and I never got that joke until now

  • @12171010011010
    @12171010011010 Před 6 lety +2840

    Favorite quote - "an analogy is a thought with another thought's hat on it"

    • @Havealook-qf7xe
      @Havealook-qf7xe Před 4 lety +62

      12171010011010 and then Jeff tries correcting her but then realizes that it kinda makes sense and lets it go

    • @TheStranger513
      @TheStranger513 Před 4 lety +34

      @@Havealook-qf7xe What about 'Complisult' and 'Explainabrag'

    • @Jotakumon
      @Jotakumon Před 4 lety +33

      "He’s the one making bad bridges, that’s like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies."

    • @RandomPlayIist
      @RandomPlayIist Před 4 lety +14

      Not enough Britta in this compilation.

    • @lenonel3286
      @lenonel3286 Před 4 lety +6

      @@RandomPlayIist they really Britta'd it

  • @CarlosEduardo-qf5gr
    @CarlosEduardo-qf5gr Před 4 lety +596

    "Guys, um, why are there costumes involved? These are short conversations, they're not supposed to take-"
    "your breath away?"

  • @tejassivan1799
    @tejassivan1799 Před 3 lety +3

    This video made me watch the show and now it's my all-time favourite. Thank you.

  • @diegola-bella9375
    @diegola-bella9375 Před 3 lety +4

    Commumity has at least 38 great quotes per episode. Greatest show ever.

  • @williambeck8966
    @williambeck8966 Před 6 lety +1814

    The Dean will forever be one of the best parts of this show.

    • @Chris-hp9be
      @Chris-hp9be Před 4 lety +54

      "Even his shadows"!!

    • @danielponder690
      @danielponder690 Před 4 lety +6

      Go heels! A UNC grad, so is Ken Jeong who later went to Duke for medical school

    • @aiba6540
      @aiba6540 Před 4 lety +42

      Season 3 onwards was when I realized he gave the show so much value. Such a great character.

    • @RomanZolanski123
      @RomanZolanski123 Před 4 lety +6

      Robertson Thirdly yep, when I started the show I was in 9th grade and thought he was so unfunny, annoying and forced. Nowadays at 21 I just love him. He’s Greendales soul.

    • @danielguevara6921
      @danielguevara6921 Před 4 lety +4

      I guess I am the only one that didn’t like him that much.

  • @3_Hit_U_Quit
    @3_Hit_U_Quit Před 4 lety +1368

    Haven't seen anyone mention when Annie breaks Abed's disc.
    Troy: Whyy?
    Annie: I stepped on it
    Troy: WHY?
    Annie: I was dusting the TV
    Troy: WHHYY?

    • @3_Hit_U_Quit
      @3_Hit_U_Quit Před 4 lety +176

      or when they start a secret vote to keep Jack Black in the group, so they cover their eyes;
      Annie: We won't know the results
      Pierce: Well say your vote outloud
      Shirley: We'll know eachother's voices
      Pierce: Troy's got a point

    • @arirhamdar394
      @arirhamdar394 Před 4 lety +15

      Reuben Manuel yes that voting scene kills me everytime lmao, i never see those lines in community compilations tho

    • @gleo1016
      @gleo1016 Před 2 lety +7

      *christian bale batman voice*
      Annie: This scene was a challenge for everyone involved

  • @nirmoreno192
    @nirmoreno192 Před 2 lety +6

    "What exactly happend in the class earlier?"
    "You pulled 40 minutes of Theory of Anesthesia out of your butt."
    "Yes, yes I did."

  • @ambernichelle9368
    @ambernichelle9368 Před 4 lety +666

    this needed “POP POP!” and “This better not awaken anything in me...”

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 Před 3 lety +22

      Specifically Magnitude's "dying" pop pop after the paintball explosion

    • @chloebissada3096
      @chloebissada3096 Před 2 lety +11

      @@mattnorris7124 POP WHAT MAGNITUDE? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY?!?

  • @spiralSZN
    @spiralSZN Před 4 lety +690

    I was dying to hear "Troy and Abed in the morning!"