Half in the Bag: 2019 Movie Catch-Up! (part 1 of 2)

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  • @3dheadcreeps87
    @3dheadcreeps87 Před 4 lety +3479

    Mike is single handedly keeping the skull vodka market alive.

    • @servomoore
      @servomoore Před 4 lety +366

      I'm told it's good vodka. Not full of glycol like a lot of brands.

    • @kevindelgado2372
      @kevindelgado2372 Před 4 lety +114

      That is where he keeps the souls of Jay and Rich so they cant escape from another black spine edition

    • @natesfilmreviews
      @natesfilmreviews Před 4 lety +42

      Gotta pad Dan Akroyd's pockets!

    • @dislikebutton7762
      @dislikebutton7762 Před 4 lety +105

      Shit almost killed larry king so its really one hell of a vodka

    • @keiransimmons3388
      @keiransimmons3388 Před 4 lety +53

      It is actually really good and (resonably given the bottle) cheap Vodka. Plus won some award in Moscow apparently

  • @omgvulpix
    @omgvulpix Před 4 lety +948

    Jay: "I saw a film called, Climax!"
    Mike: "..Of course you did."

  • @heirofaniu
    @heirofaniu Před 4 lety +331

    "I love movies where people are trapped in a place and have to find a way out."
    Mike summarizing his own life.

    • @reefchiefer
      @reefchiefer Před 4 lety +4

      Plot twist: it's a linen closet

    • @meangreen8873
      @meangreen8873 Před 3 lety

      Mikes stuck in the movie with Jay's bones!

  • @CaffeinatedKing
    @CaffeinatedKing Před 4 lety +633

    "I don't even have the energy to do the bit."
    This moment is the peak, it's all downhill from here.

    • @bigbabar
      @bigbabar Před 4 lety +7

      I love you for your pfp

    • @yorozuya_gchan
      @yorozuya_gchan Před 4 lety +2

      I love this Gintama fan congregation we got here. Makes me wanna put on a Gintoki profile picture.

    • @jackelewish1568
      @jackelewish1568 Před 4 měsíci

      Your name checks out Caffeinated King

  • @laaranenripaska8218
    @laaranenripaska8218 Před 4 lety +631

    "I don't even have the energy to do the bit" -classic stuff.

  • @fishgills2550
    @fishgills2550 Před 4 lety +4766

    hearing mike stoklasa say "ok boomer" made me age 50 years

  • @HeyitsTom999
    @HeyitsTom999 Před 4 lety +174

    I just watched Dolemite Is My Name because of this video, and it's absolutely wonderful. Even as a guy who's not black or American I can feel the genuine struggle Rudy went through to achieve his dreams, and his love and passion for his art and his friends. Even though it's about creating something full of sex and violence, it's amazingly wholesome.

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz Před 4 lety +348

    "Bring out zz top not zz bottom" Hahaha that joke is worth more than my life.

  • @ccznen
    @ccznen Před 4 lety +1168

    My excitement for the RLM review of Star Wars has eclipsed my excitement for the movie itself.

    • @juliacassiano4499
      @juliacassiano4499 Před 4 lety +47

      That was the case for me since the very beginning

    • @Sensiblefool
      @Sensiblefool Před 4 lety +28

      Have you ever heard the story of Dick the Birthday boy the wise son say he never died he only grew stronger Feeling of the horse mouth of Julia Roberts

    • @bronzeager1298
      @bronzeager1298 Před 4 lety +4

      Well that's gotta be a pretty low bar...

    • @Sensiblefool
      @Sensiblefool Před 4 lety +6

      Bronzeager they are still doing reshoots the film comes out in a month I hope Ryan and JJ get hemroids

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez Před 4 lety +2

      That goes without saying.

  • @cutedeathmusic5011
    @cutedeathmusic5011 Před 4 lety +729

    Jay: I saw a movie called Climax.
    Mike: Of course you did.

    • @RandomVideoApparatus
      @RandomVideoApparatus Před 4 lety +29

      Bazinga!

    • @eamk887
      @eamk887 Před 4 lety +1

      Fucking finally they talked about Climax!

    • @mabusestestament
      @mabusestestament Před 4 lety +1

      Great movie 🍻

    • @kirenaj
      @kirenaj Před 4 lety +2

      I saw both "Love" and "Cimax" on consecutive days last summer. Preferred "Love", "Climax" was fun and visually interesting for 30 minutes, but then it got old fast.

    • @thibaultlabatide_alanore9456
      @thibaultlabatide_alanore9456 Před 4 lety

      Climax is really great tbh ^^

  • @drxela123
    @drxela123 Před 2 lety +49

    44:54 - the only thing more warming to my soul than Rich's insanely loud laughter, is when Mike has a genuine overwhelming laugh at something and his face screws up and he has that old man wheeze going on

    • @ianfavreau9776
      @ianfavreau9776 Před rokem +2

      Especially when Jay buries his head in the table with a silent laugh

  • @CorporalPancakes
    @CorporalPancakes Před 4 lety +774

    I love how Mike has to sort of explain 'popular' cinema to Jay and Jay just has to describe the weirdest shit like people tripping balls on acid.

    • @liaspooked4980
      @liaspooked4980 Před 4 lety +66

      they complete each other like that

    • @Jw-un8oh
      @Jw-un8oh Před 4 lety +61

      Mike is the old school traditionalist while Jay is the hip progressive.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 Před 4 lety +73

      @@Jw-un8oh in other words, the boomer and the zoomer.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Před 4 lety +9

      @@jozinek876 Mike is 41 or so...he's Gen X.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 Před 4 lety +18

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs eh whatever

  • @nintendork0943
    @nintendork0943 Před 4 lety +1945

    Mike said the words "boomer" and "bazinga" in the same video.

    • @Blade_Runner_79
      @Blade_Runner_79 Před 4 lety +194

      Because he is down with all the hip slang the kids are using.

    • @kingslime
      @kingslime Před 4 lety +95

      Bazooma!

    • @fv2977
      @fv2977 Před 4 lety +7

      Your One Piece pfp is pretty much the face I pulled as I read your comment.

    • @LiamDoesStuffOfficial
      @LiamDoesStuffOfficial Před 4 lety +16

      And they said incel in Joker: Half in the Bag. I'm always reminded of how old they really are.

    • @tobiasvik3278
      @tobiasvik3278 Před 4 lety +10

      And Jay said Yiff

  • @CarloisBuriedAlive
    @CarloisBuriedAlive Před 4 lety +354

    “Those ladies running around killing zombies” is the best description for a Resident Evil movie

    • @spartanxmonster
      @spartanxmonster Před 4 lety +15

      Until he said zombies, I thought he was gonna say the Underworld series. Its the same thing.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 Před 4 lety +5

      Endless trash!!!

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra Před 4 lety

      @@alexk5907 Would you?

  • @plankcaller
    @plankcaller Před 4 lety +77

    "next summer" oh if you only knew

  • @Mireille7458
    @Mireille7458 Před 4 lety +857

    They stopped numbering the Transformers movies because they're all number two.

  • @Dead_Fish0
    @Dead_Fish0 Před 4 lety +963

    I like how Jays idea of a climax is "i feel awful and want to vomit"

    • @gabbyprincip1575
      @gabbyprincip1575 Před 4 lety +68

      Probably what happen when he went to the Manhole for the first time

    • @RoyalFlush270
      @RoyalFlush270 Před 4 lety +4

      It was because of Rino's brain eating amoeba from when he was writhing in a shit covered blanket. Jay watched California Big hunks to hook up with them. Jay contracted the amoeba from his Big-Hunk Orgy.

    • @chiefs2pretty4radio
      @chiefs2pretty4radio Před 4 lety +27

      Reminds me of that one joke.
      A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.
      The tomato says "I've got the worst life. I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich".
      The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse. I get chewed up, spit out, and stepped on".
      The penis says "No, by far I've got the worst life. I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups until I throw up!"

    • @Rebazar
      @Rebazar Před 4 lety +4

      A true horror fan

    • @realnigga19
      @realnigga19 Před 4 lety +19

      @@chiefs2pretty4radio can't believe i survived middle school without ever hearing that one

  • @gaymemarried5940
    @gaymemarried5940 Před 4 lety +705

    I'm honestly so excited for the next Star Wars to come out to see if Mike's horrible time travel theory is correct.

    • @gaymemarried5940
      @gaymemarried5940 Před 4 lety +88

      I don't give an actual shit about Star Wars.
      I just love trainwrecks.

    • @TheClutchCanuck
      @TheClutchCanuck Před 4 lety +142

      The only appropriate reaction if time travel is introduced, is for the entire theatre to erupt in Rich Evans laughter.

    • @macready7086
      @macready7086 Před 4 lety +40

      I can't wait to laugh at luke the white, here's hoping

    • @bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni
      @bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni Před 4 lety +7

      I'm telling everyone I know that it's seriously gonna happen

    • @joeymobb8438
      @joeymobb8438 Před 4 lety +24

      No time travel. Unfortunately, according to the leaks it's somehow even worse.

  • @pdlagasse
    @pdlagasse Před 4 lety +149

    Out of context quote: “They touched it. They didn’t leave it alone. And it flopped.”

  • @varsoonhks3211
    @varsoonhks3211 Před 4 lety +85

    What bothered me most about 'Yesterday' was that it's established the love interest was fascinated with the Protagonist since she was backstage and listening to him perform a cover of Wonderwall when they were kids and since then she's pushed him towards his music career even when it hasn't gone well. After ending up in the world where the Beatles, Coke, Harry Potter, and Cigarettes don't exist, the Protagonist also discovers Oasis doesn't exist. Then there's NEVER a scene where he asks the love interest to recall what song he covered back at the genesis of their relationship. It was such a set up for him to PROVE that there had been this change in history but it never comes up in the film.
    It also bothered me that the love interest never made a pass at the Protag during those ten years but blamed him for never going after her, but, ayy, that's how it is.

  • @YourPrivateNightmare
    @YourPrivateNightmare Před 4 lety +805

    "bring out ZZ Top not ZZ Bottom"
    one for the books, this one

  • @daveglo100
    @daveglo100 Před 4 lety +704

    i filled out the questionnaire and it told me "this film wasn't made for me"

    • @RandomVideoApparatus
      @RandomVideoApparatus Před 4 lety +21

      Did it also tell you it doesn't hate you?

    • @fulcrumthebrave5715
      @fulcrumthebrave5715 Před 4 lety +1

      Good. Now, move on with your life.

    • @slagit
      @slagit Před 4 lety +6

      Lately I don't have to check that box to find out many of these films are not for me. LOL.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Před 4 lety +4

      How many people would fill out a version they hated, just so they could moan about the film?

    • @tiamatthegreat9465
      @tiamatthegreat9465 Před 4 lety +10

      If you have a soul and don't want to sell out your children to satan then nothing hollywood makes is for you.

  • @gergo157
    @gergo157 Před 4 lety +325

    "kind of a spoiler, but they give it away in the trailer" is the reason why I don't watch any teaser/trailer for many years now.

    • @TheRealMechanix
      @TheRealMechanix Před 4 lety +11

      Yeah me neither. And I'm never going back, living trailer-free is amazing.

    • @Shpoovy
      @Shpoovy Před 4 lety +13

      @@TheRealMechanix
      There hasn't been a single trailer director with 2 brain cells in at least the last 20 years

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 Před 4 lety +3

      It's like trying to avoid spoilers becomes a hunt. I AM TOSK.

    • @youtubeuser4943
      @youtubeuser4943 Před 4 lety +3

      that's honestly why I appreciate Marvel editing trailer scenes and shit to not give shit away. The Infinity War trailer was pretty good at this

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical Před 4 lety +6

      People act like trailers giving shit away is a recent thing. It’s not, if anything it was even worse 20+ years ago (look at the trailer to Soylent Green for an example)

  • @Myrth1
    @Myrth1 Před 4 lety +78

    "I don't have the energy to do the bit" is probably the best bit this year

  • @darksim1930
    @darksim1930 Před 4 lety +441

    Mike, you did it. A+ for "bring out ZZ Top not ZZ Bottom!"

    • @GlacialScion
      @GlacialScion Před 4 lety +26

      He was so proud of it, too.

    • @SomeAssh0le
      @SomeAssh0le Před 4 lety +27

      You can see the exact moment in his eyes when he realizes he's just fucking killed it so hard

    • @RochesFan
      @RochesFan Před 4 lety +5

      40:41

    • @darksim1930
      @darksim1930 Před 4 lety +2

      His smile and Jay's laugh really cap off the joke beautifully.

  • @CTmoviesnetwork
    @CTmoviesnetwork Před 4 lety +399

    I love how they get off-topic with every single movie they talk about.

    • @mikealvas
      @mikealvas Před 4 lety +14

      Collin Taylor that’s the best parts

    • @mike820
      @mike820 Před 4 lety +21

      @@DKGifford19608 you're such a bum

    • @bartnutty
      @bartnutty Před 4 lety +13

      @@DKGifford19608 GET OFF THE STAGE, I WANT TO LISTEN TO AC/DC, NOT READ YOUR ABCD's!!

  • @McChaman
    @McChaman Před 4 lety +67

    For a guy with dementia who can't remember a name that was said 5 seconds earlier, Mike sure does have a sharp wit

  • @xShotgunSurgeryx
    @xShotgunSurgeryx Před 4 lety +139

    When I realized the cover in the corner during rocketman was for Disney’s rocketman and not the Elton John movie I died laughing.

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs Před 4 lety +121

    Imagine Mike slipping on ice and waking up to find out that Star Trek only existed in his own mind. Left to suffer alone in his madness without Rich Evans for support.

    • @misterdoctor9693
      @misterdoctor9693 Před 4 lety +6

      Imagine Mike slipping on ice and waking up to find out that Star Trek never existed in this universe and he can recreate it and become rich and famous. Or is that the same joke? I don't know because I didn't actually watch Yesterday.

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 Před 3 lety +3

      @@misterdoctor9693 he'd probably decide not to, since it would just inevitably get ruined

  • @matthewcupelli5901
    @matthewcupelli5901 Před 4 lety +450

    “I saw a movie called Climax.”
    “Of course you did.”

    • @rambem115
      @rambem115 Před 4 lety +19

      He saw this right after Leave It To Beaver.

  • @rockya3928
    @rockya3928 Před 4 lety +27

    I'm a boomer in spirit. I laughed my ass off when they threw up The Monkees instead of the Beatles when Mike said he liked them

  • @aaronrivera7546
    @aaronrivera7546 Před 4 lety +342

    "How old of a daughter are we talking?" I get the feeling Mike has said this a few times before.

    • @MaxLoafin
      @MaxLoafin Před 4 lety +57

      At least he asks

    • @apullcan
      @apullcan Před 3 lety +17

      Of course he asks. He is a gentleman

  • @nuketheshoggoth9065
    @nuketheshoggoth9065 Před 4 lety +481

    Honestly, Ludacris would have given that movie a much-needed boost.

    • @Nangleator22
      @Nangleator22 Před 4 lety +1

      In the Fred Gwynne role? Oh, please!

    • @mrtheblr
      @mrtheblr Před 4 lety

      I’m not familiar with the source material, but I actually thought it was decently disturbing. Not great, but memorable for sure

    • @JudgeFish
      @JudgeFish Před 4 lety

      Playing the little girl "Oh no don't kill me tanker, i'm a mutha fukin lil girl"

    • @MrBjnelson
      @MrBjnelson Před 4 lety +1

      @Smock Man 😂

  • @TheREALBOJACK
    @TheREALBOJACK Před 4 lety +312

    "Tailor-Made Cinema" Is just dystopian enough to work!

    • @psychodrummer1567
      @psychodrummer1567 Před 4 lety +24

      If it can work, it will revolutionize porn.

    • @wikkedawsome
      @wikkedawsome Před 4 lety +26

      @@psychodrummer1567 porn hub already made it a reality. someone made a choose your own adventure that had several endings from celibate friendly date, to sudden 6 way involving a paraplegic and a person of small stature. it had something for everyone!

    • @RamnaViaz
      @RamnaViaz Před 4 lety +9

      @@wikkedawsome you're like a scholar dude.

    • @zemaculate
      @zemaculate Před 4 lety +3

      @@psychodrummer1567 Every girl in Star Wars is screwed. Literally.

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus Před 4 lety

      @@psychodrummer1567 So what you're saying is, Episode 10 should be a porno.

  • @KindaGrump
    @KindaGrump Před 4 lety +16

    "I saw a movie called 'Climax'!"
    "Of course you did."
    I love how Jay is just that one guy we all know who loves really strange and nausea inducing movies.

  • @thomaspalmer2828
    @thomaspalmer2828 Před 4 lety +40

    "Too horrific for a horror film." I had to soak that in for a minute.

  • @arvind7522
    @arvind7522 Před 4 lety +603

    I never would have thought “ok boomer” would be uttered by the lips of Mike Stoklasa

  • @fukyomammason
    @fukyomammason Před 4 lety +301

    Was honestly really glad to see Eddie Murphy try in a good movie again. Feels like it’s been forever.

  • @Daluxolo
    @Daluxolo Před 4 lety +34

    Disney's "Rocketman" in the corner got a good laugh out of me

  • @jerrellallen6271
    @jerrellallen6271 Před 4 lety +143

    I had a theory that nobody actually saw "Yesterday"
    I have yet to meet a human being who has seen it.

    • @kells4315
      @kells4315 Před 4 lety +22

      I saw it on a plane! I assume everyone who has seen it saw it on a plane.

    • @CountsDigGraves
      @CountsDigGraves Před 4 lety +61

      Wait, maybe you're in an alternate universe where nobody made that movie and now you can make that movie and take the massive amount of money and fame for yourself!

    • @killergoose7643
      @killergoose7643 Před 4 lety +22

      It's a movie you take your gf to see and pretend you liked it to make her happy.

    • @magavsdeepstate2095
      @magavsdeepstate2095 Před 4 lety +1

      I’ll see it tomorrow

    • @varsoonhks3211
      @varsoonhks3211 Před 4 lety +10

      I've seen Yesterday.
      It really bothered me that Oasis not existing didn't become a prominent talking point between the MC and the love interest since the genesis of their relationship was sparked out of him doing a cover of Wonderwall.

  • @codycline2975
    @codycline2975 Před 4 lety +342

    14:02 Holy shit, that has to be what comedy central does when they air That 70's show. The audio sounds just a tad higher in pitch there than any other network it airs on, and now I know why.

    • @brodieyake7735
      @brodieyake7735 Před 4 lety +39

      They did! I can't remember whether it was TBS or TNT, but one of those stations actually got caught doing that exact thing to Seinfeld.

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls Před 4 lety +3

      I hadn't realized they were doing it with tv shows. I just saw something within the last week or two about how movies aired on tv would do this.

    • @nijnij3988
      @nijnij3988 Před 4 lety +32

      I've felt for years now that radio stations do this with music too. When you know a song really well, and then you hear it on the radio, often the tempo is just ever so slightly too high. Have any of you noticed this too?

    • @11111110
      @11111110 Před 4 lety +16

      They often speed up reruns of Seinfeld and Law & Order, so they can fit in one or two extra commercials. Most people don't notice. I noticed and I felt like I was going bonkers, no one would believe me that there was a TV network conspiracy!

    • @cosmicrdt
      @cosmicrdt Před 4 lety +10

      In the days before digital it was quite common for radio songs to play at different speeds than at home. It depended on the speed of the motor in the player.
      These days they have ways of speeding up the playback without any impact on the pitch. The only way you can notice is by having a keen ear/eye.

  • @JPTQJR
    @JPTQJR Před 4 lety +382

    Early 2010s Mike: Movies are theme park ride
    Late 2010s Mike: Tailored Made Cinema (TMC)

    • @jonhon
      @jonhon Před 4 lety +5

      John Paul Quevedo Roller Coaster Tycoon but with themes and plot points instead of steel.

    • @radhinkabagaskara5595
      @radhinkabagaskara5595 Před 4 lety +9

      Can’t wait when Scorsese starts to quoting RLM again!

  • @crozanegovult4526
    @crozanegovult4526 Před 4 lety +312

    "Yesterday" is a goddamn isekai.

    • @SomeRandomJackAss
      @SomeRandomJackAss Před 4 lety +57

      "In Another World Without My Beatles"

    • @volbla
      @volbla Před 4 lety +35

      This genre will eventually consume every media.

    • @narutowebby
      @narutowebby Před 4 lety +35

      I knew this sounded like anime shit

    • @todd8398
      @todd8398 Před 4 lety +29

      I have no idea what an Isekai is. Is it like an Incel? I’m not sure what that is either.

    • @nowhereman6019
      @nowhereman6019 Před 4 lety +37

      @@todd8398 it's where a character enters their fantasy world where they're special. It's traditionally Japanese.

  • @vincentthendean7713
    @vincentthendean7713 Před 4 lety +210

    Hot Take: Alien is an Escape Room movie.

    • @synthetic240
      @synthetic240 Před 4 lety +13

      Alien shares some qualities with slasher films; a singular relentless antagonist, unable to really escape, a false escape, jump scares in cramped spaces. So we can also, by extension, call most slasher films Escape Room movies.

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 Před 4 lety +4

      @@synthetic240 Alien is a slasher movie its not even a debate. Its just a slasher movie made into art

    • @MrKosobi
      @MrKosobi Před 4 lety +3

      @@reservoirfrogs2177 Alien doesn't focus on graphic, explicit violence though (other than one scene, the most famous one, but even that is pretty softcore), unlike your typical slasher movie.

    • @sevatarlives185
      @sevatarlives185 Před 4 lety +2

      Hot take: Cube started the escape room trend.

    • @d3nza482
      @d3nza482 Před 3 měsíci

      Luke warm take: The Room is a movie made by an Alien.

  • @SchaffrillasProductions
    @SchaffrillasProductions Před 4 lety +1708

    I've always thought that Taron Egerton looked EXACTLY like Rich Evans during the pool scene at 39:43
    Seriously, tell me I'm wrong

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 Před 4 lety +47

      What a legend also rhino milk

    • @Hehawmon
      @Hehawmon Před 4 lety +107

      That’s not Rich Evans!!??

    • @DrViperVideos
      @DrViperVideos Před 4 lety +38

      Schaffrillas Productions i love your videos

    • @ArosNacht
      @ArosNacht Před 4 lety +12

      Based Schaffrilla calling out Rich Evans to a sing off

    • @dismissing
      @dismissing Před 4 lety +50

      You see, Taron Egerton is Rich Evans' body double. So, I think you can see where the confusion stems from.

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish Před 4 lety +329

    Mike was on his fuckig A-game this time.

  • @AnthonyCSN
    @AnthonyCSN Před 4 lety +183

    The little rocket Man poster in the corner got me! Hahahahah

  • @GreetingsMortal
    @GreetingsMortal Před 4 lety +5

    I never knew how much I needed a Re:View for Cube until now. One of my favourite films

  • @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
    @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 Před 4 lety +227

    "Grumpy Old Men 3"
    That gag really made me laugh. Kudos.

    • @keefriff99
      @keefriff99 Před 4 lety +7

      Same here...caught me offguard and I was rolling.

    • @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
      @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 Před 4 lety +1

      @@pmendes99 Smash-cut to that Robot Chicken "What a TWIST" meme

    • @DeathToTheDictators
      @DeathToTheDictators Před 4 lety +3

      lol Also note, that picture of the Beatles was actually the Monkees

    • @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
      @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 Před 4 lety +2

      @@DeathToTheDictators I did catch that, but it took a second before it clicked. My brain just kinda lagged like a 3 year old laptop then "Hey, thats..." and a lol.

  • @MrLronhubbard2000
    @MrLronhubbard2000 Před 4 lety +200

    I love that they used the poster from Harland Williams' space comedy "Rocketman".

    • @tehbigshow
      @tehbigshow Před 4 lety

      Scrolled through the comment section looking for this comment. I was not disappointed.

    • @Andy-ef2on
      @Andy-ef2on Před 4 lety +1

      That movie is a masterpiece

  • @brycechaffey3214
    @brycechaffey3214 Před 4 lety +6

    It always makes me happy seeing the boys laughing, enjoying themselves, taking the stinkers in stride and still getting in a couple of winners. Fret not, the next paradigm shift is always coming and with it, the potential for yet another golden era of cinematic enjoyment. That early snow might be bearing down, but keep that fire burning and the warmth will find you!

  • @Flood520
    @Flood520 Před 4 lety +9

    The major difference between Clue and Rise of Skywalker is that Clue is fun and enjoyable.

  • @ghidorbruh7140
    @ghidorbruh7140 Před 4 lety +379

    Mike saying "ok boomer" gave me digitally transmitted whiplash

  • @Kilborns
    @Kilborns Před 4 lety +234

    ‘Bazinga’ - Mike Stoklasa 2019

  • @leastmachine8693
    @leastmachine8693 Před 2 lety +4

    I'm two years too late to say that I'd watch the shit out of John Wick: Age of Ultron.

  • @jerome1lm
    @jerome1lm Před 2 lety +9

    Oh boy, Mike dropped the ball on his star trek references. Cube's Nicole deBoer is Ezri Dax on Star Trek DS9.

  • @marco0o00o
    @marco0o00o Před 4 lety +337

    The ending of Climax literally made me physically ill.
    9/10 would watch again

    • @treefingers6572
      @treefingers6572 Před 4 lety +7

      Such a viscerally uncomfortable and disturbing experience.

    • @RichGilly
      @RichGilly Před 4 lety +5

      How could you have watched this? You posted 30 seconds ago, and (for me, as of right now) the video was posted 1 minute ago. Am I in a different timezone or do different regions get uploads at different times?

    • @marco0o00o
      @marco0o00o Před 4 lety

      Rich Gilly Idk if you’re woooshing me or not but I meant I’d watch Climax again

    • @moritzzz1
      @moritzzz1 Před 4 lety +2

      The ending is the less disturbing part about it

    • @DFTNSHEXGRM
      @DFTNSHEXGRM Před 4 lety +11

      Lol this was Gaspar's most accessible film, I would say. Check out his other films like Enter The Void and/or Irreversible, those are bonkers.

  • @JCDenton3
    @JCDenton3 Před 4 lety +477

    The Lighthouse better be in Part 2, you drunk frauds

    • @souvlaki9951
      @souvlaki9951 Před 4 lety +16

      really am surprised it was not done yet

    • @natesfilmreviews
      @natesfilmreviews Před 4 lety +2

      What?

    • @andrewmitchell393
      @andrewmitchell393 Před 4 lety +33

      When I saw the drunk dancing scene in that movie, I immediately thought of Mike and Rich.

    • @talsterenberg8244
      @talsterenberg8244 Před 4 lety +40

      I swear if Jay doesn't talk about the fucking Lighthouse I'm going to be mildly irritated for the rest of the day.

    • @Rocketpalmgrenade
      @Rocketpalmgrenade Před 4 lety +19

      I was thinking it better NOT be in part 2... The Lighthouse should not be lumped in with 10 other films. Needs an hour Re:View style video.

  • @ogto
    @ogto Před 4 lety +22

    man i love seeing them both loose it at the ludacris joke. very rare to see both mike and jay just break 100%

  • @dohctorclark
    @dohctorclark Před 4 lety +41

    mid fifties lady i work with: “wasn’t it nice that the actual beatles were in the movie?”
    me: “i must’ve missed it; what beatle are we talking about?”
    lady: “at the end of ‘yesterday’ when he visited him.”
    me: “do you mean john lennon?”
    lady: “yep.”
    me: “john lennon was killed in 1980.”
    lady: “are you sure?”
    sadly...this is a true story...

    • @cbarcelos
      @cbarcelos Před 4 lety +4

      You’d think if she was that old she would’ve remembered his assassination

  • @jondorsey2043
    @jondorsey2043 Před 4 lety +239

    This is just simply one of the best CZcams channels in the platform's history. God bless you, RLM. Don't ever change.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 Před 4 lety +3

      Indeed, it's why they have such a dedicated fanbase ;)

  • @andrewcampbell9277
    @andrewcampbell9277 Před 4 lety +324

    "It's gonna be great!"
    - Jay Bauman quoting George Lucas from 1999

    • @gordongecko1975
      @gordongecko1975 Před 4 lety +8

      Actually that specific quote is from 1997.

    • @andrewcampbell9277
      @andrewcampbell9277 Před 4 lety +3

      @@gordongecko1975 ackshually

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 Před 4 lety +3

      I can’t believe Mike didn’t pick up on it

    • @sentinel8758
      @sentinel8758 Před 4 lety

      @defmore89 Ya it's like an old joke and the RLM guys are kind of leery repeating the same old jokes everyone loves.

  • @Martini5
    @Martini5 Před 4 lety +6

    The "Ludacris" moment at the end is just so beautiful

  • @HatchetMan2208
    @HatchetMan2208 Před 4 lety +13

    I’m looking forward to part 2 of this more than the new Star Wars

  • @williampatrick8331
    @williampatrick8331 Před 4 lety +484

    That was the only time I’ve ever laughed at someone saying bazinga

    • @doctorhandsome
      @doctorhandsome Před 4 lety +43

      Mike's ability to sell corny jokes is on the level of Mel Brooks, Weird Al and Norm MacDonald.

    • @chiefs2pretty4radio
      @chiefs2pretty4radio Před 4 lety +12

      I often throw that word into casual conversation even though I don't even watch the show. I'm an asshole.

    • @oldskoolchomp81
      @oldskoolchomp81 Před 4 lety +3

      I find the term 'curry talk' offensive. I prefer 'brown speak'

    • @RochesFan
      @RochesFan Před 4 lety +1

      and it was only funny because of his timing

  • @SuperAwesomeHobo
    @SuperAwesomeHobo Před 4 lety +240

    When Mike said he was a big Beatles fan and they showed a picture of the Monkeys I laughed so hard it hurt

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez Před 4 lety +3

      My late mother would be so proud. She was both a big Davie Jones and Paul McCartney fan.

  • @radicamooselimb
    @radicamooselimb Před 4 lety +32

    17:43 I need to find me a girl who looks at me as lovingly as Mike looks at Jay here.

  • @philipdiaz3010
    @philipdiaz3010 Před 4 lety +11

    Jay: "What the fuck is wrong with your brain?"
    I find it crazy it took 199 episodes for this question to be asked.

  • @VidalMoon
    @VidalMoon Před 4 lety +230

    when i heard Mike say ok boomer i nearly choked on my drink.

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 Před 4 lety +398

    Star Wars: Rise of the Retcon is the perfect title tbh

  • @AdsOfSteelGaming
    @AdsOfSteelGaming Před 2 lety +1

    Shout out to Cube! Looooove that classic. It's an inside thing with some friends and I after a high school mushroom trip and screening forever changed our psyches

  • @olddeafman1990
    @olddeafman1990 Před 4 lety +249

    We’re very proud of Chewbacca farts here in Davenport Jay.

    • @BFNgaming2024
      @BFNgaming2024 Před 4 lety +2

      Is Zack Smith replacing Zack Baggins?

    • @GoodVolition
      @GoodVolition Před 4 lety +9

      Speak for yourself. Totally not voting for that. I need C3PO to have a gas leak. Much more tasteful.

    • @olddeafman1990
      @olddeafman1990 Před 4 lety +1

      Cameron Goode I’ve heard this argument before, and in a perfect world, it would be great, but like many others you haven’t thought of the damage C3PO ass would cause to the ozone layer. We can’t diminish the effects of it

  • @stdamonsbeard
    @stdamonsbeard Před 4 lety +156

    I like that you have the Harold Williams “Rocketman” box in the corner.

  • @StinklesAFI
    @StinklesAFI Před 4 lety +70

    I love how they're still sticking to the VCR repairman joke

    • @Unforgiven11
      @Unforgiven11 Před 4 lety +40

      What joke? That's literally what they are. These videos are all Vlogs

    • @Bigstupidgiant
      @Bigstupidgiant Před 4 lety +1

      I’m a newer fan but I can’t stand the skits. I just want to hear them talk about movies, not poorly executed jokes.

    • @johnholland9371
      @johnholland9371 Před 4 lety +31

      @@Bigstupidgiant give it time. You'll either be one of us or go back to boring CZcams. The skits help with their world building and are generally better than the movies they discuss. You may realize that there are no skits on the re:view series because they respect those films.

    • @reefchiefer
      @reefchiefer Před 4 lety +4

      One of us, one of us, gooble gobble

  • @zzyzx0788
    @zzyzx0788 Před 4 lety +1

    I have no idea what it is with these Movie Catch Ups, but they're always the best of these by a mile

  • @barbasolembryos9427
    @barbasolembryos9427 Před 4 lety +601

    Netflix is like 90% of the way to Mike's survey-based cinema idea.
    Edit: Wow this blew up... Listen to Critical Bits: a teen superhero comedy body-horror actual-play podcast. The only actual-play podcast to reference Lady Terminator.

    • @theitalianalien8477
      @theitalianalien8477 Před 4 lety +21

      Yeah, they surely keep the results of Bandersnatch's choices from watchers and base plot points for their next movies on that data.

    • @marks6928
      @marks6928 Před 4 lety +6

      I hope Mike and Jay talk about Bandersnatch at some point, I'd be interested to hear their thoughts on it.

    • @jkclark5204
      @jkclark5204 Před 4 lety +11

      For all of Netflix's bullshit, they actually are kind of the opposite of that. At least they make some original stuff and films that would never hit theaters. A lot of it is garbage, but still.

    • @sumez4369
      @sumez4369 Před 4 lety

      @@marks6928 Bandersnatch is basically every David Cage game ever. I can't imagine there's a whole lot to say about it.

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra Před 4 lety +2

      @@sumez4369 It's easy to think of it as a clever idea but really it's a big hollow mess and not even worth thinking about.

  • @Hullster100
    @Hullster100 Před 4 lety +121

    I love that they keep calling Rami Malek Mr Robot

    • @bromazepam781
      @bromazepam781 Před 4 lety +4

      When, in reality, he's Snafu.

    • @sirhenrymf
      @sirhenrymf Před 3 lety +4

      He’ll always be Until Dawn guy to me

  • @harmonysummers
    @harmonysummers Před 3 lety +8

    6:38 I think we just got a sneak peek of how Mike will sound in 40 years.

  • @DrewNewman
    @DrewNewman Před 4 lety +5

    Hope to see "The Lighthouse" in part 2. I had not enjoyed a film like that in theaters in a long time and I'd love to know Mike and Jay went and had a good experience!

  • @BritishTeaFGC
    @BritishTeaFGC Před 4 lety +146

    I hope they call the next part 'Half in the Bag: 2019 Movie Catch-Up!: Resurgence' instead of part 2

    • @hulktopf5031
      @hulktopf5031 Před 4 lety +12

      Half in the bag:2019 movie catch up! : annihilation.

    • @hulktopf5031
      @hulktopf5031 Před 4 lety +4

      @@mrheisenberg83 half in the bag :2019 movie catch up!: deception

    • @andrewbahlman7768
      @andrewbahlman7768 Před 4 lety +2

      Half in the bag: 2019 Movie Catch Up! : Dark of the Boom

    • @grt002
      @grt002 Před 4 lety +2

      Redlettermedia’s Half in the Bag: 2019 Movie Catch Up 2: Resurgence, by Redlettermedia, featuring Mike Stoklasa and Jay Bauman.

    • @silverschannel8578
      @silverschannel8578 Před 4 lety

      'Half in the Bag: 2019 Movie Catch-Up!: Annie Hall

  • @youtubiu
    @youtubiu Před 4 lety +608

    Mike: Boomer
    Jay: Zoomer
    Rich Evans: COOMER

  • @Pants.69
    @Pants.69 Před 2 lety +3

    The Z.Z. Bottom joke is still to this day the greatest event in human history

  • @RochesFan
    @RochesFan Před 4 lety +27

    11:40 I watched Climax on the strength of that single shot of her freaking out at a reflection of herself in the mirror

  • @awesumdood3994
    @awesumdood3994 Před 4 lety +135

    “And then someone vomited. And then I left.”

  • @thespedwards
    @thespedwards Před 4 lety +54

    25:15 "I don't even have the energy to do the bit" lmao

  • @ElizabethThompson-tj7qw
    @ElizabethThompson-tj7qw Před 11 měsíci +1

    I really love Noe's films,no pun intended. I wouldn't think I would if I ever saw a trailer but I've always gone in blind. Gaspar has an incredibly interesting style

  • @gullevek
    @gullevek Před 4 lety +5

    Watching you two guys is more entertaining than most of the movies anway

  • @KJCollections
    @KJCollections Před 4 lety +315

    Tailor Made Cinema? Mike, you should call it
    Audience
    Interactive
    Direct
    Screenings

  • @heyitsme4751
    @heyitsme4751 Před 4 lety +96

    Jay: Happy Halloween everybody!
    Me: *looks at calendar*
    It checks out.

    • @Rick586
      @Rick586 Před 4 lety +5

      Halloween: the beloved Octember holiday.

  • @slaverstrike
    @slaverstrike Před 4 lety +3

    I just saw Dolemite is My Name and I really liked it. I dont remember the last time I smiled so much during a movie. It was endearing as fuck.

  • @GdotHost
    @GdotHost Před 2 lety +1

    4:37 Once again you guys have absolutely nailed what people are like in Davenport, Iowa.

  • @SanjayTheDog
    @SanjayTheDog Před 4 lety +756

    When will you start doing more makeup tutorials?

    • @Yonasu
      @Yonasu Před 4 lety +7

      @@sterlinga8307 gtfo with that

    • @muffled_merkin4398
      @muffled_merkin4398 Před 4 lety +8

      When the mortician is making up Rich Evans. So, soon.

    • @justgween7573
      @justgween7573 Před 4 lety +5

      When Mike finishes the vodka skull.

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony Před 4 lety +8

      Yeah I desperately want lashes like Jay

    • @stupaterson4830
      @stupaterson4830 Před 4 lety +1

      I think that once Jay gets his 'colors' re-done, they'll lead in with a foundation tutorial. I'm pretty sure he's a 'Winter'...

  • @SpiritSoulRecords
    @SpiritSoulRecords Před 4 lety +33

    That skull of vodka magically filled up again after last episode, that is awesome

  • @SilvoKnight
    @SilvoKnight Před 4 lety +8

    Phone hasn't been plugged in for years.
    Haunted Telephone checks out.

  • @darryl2542
    @darryl2542 Před 4 lety +2

    I checked out Climax because of this video, and loved it. One of my favorite films of the year.

  • @galjoferatovic3660
    @galjoferatovic3660 Před 4 lety +272

    Does anyone else ever get sad when the video’s over and you have to go back to regular life?

    • @claudiomonteverdi847
      @claudiomonteverdi847 Před 4 lety +33

      Watch it a 0.25 speed

    • @maw9406
      @maw9406 Před 4 lety +9

      Rewatch it 3 times in a row

    • @CrazyKoenie
      @CrazyKoenie Před 4 lety +6

      Every time

    • @MasterCrumble
      @MasterCrumble Před 4 lety +13

      I checked the previous catch-up videos, and its usually 3 days to get part 2. Get some sleep now, my fellow addict.

    • @thexgp84
      @thexgp84 Před 4 lety +3

      Every single time. I do rewatch “Best of the Worst”.

  • @manulito2
    @manulito2 Před 4 lety +69

    "What's the one with the lady running around, shooting zombies..?" Mike must be the best Taboo-partner in the world

  • @LANBobYonson
    @LANBobYonson Před 4 lety +7

    I watched all the half in the bag's on 2x speed, you're welcome. My brain adjusts so the comedic timing is still fine. Some things were funnier even. The Movie 43 video is my favourite.

  • @KindaGrump
    @KindaGrump Před 3 lety +1

    Mike's jokes and his somewhat positive attitude during the Rocketman discussion brings me a lot of joy. Also Jay's laugh at Mike's ZZ Top joke is probably the best Jay laugh I've heard in a long time.

  • @05pincat10
    @05pincat10 Před 4 lety +179

    Mike saying "ok boomer" is one of the greatest things I've ever seen on youtube

    • @michaelsurname8668
      @michaelsurname8668 Před 4 lety +4

      BOO-MURR

    • @jericho7173
      @jericho7173 Před 4 lety +2

      I think Jay is actually a millennial. Arent zoomers like 18 at the oldest right now?

    • @blueflame7000
      @blueflame7000 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jericho7173 zoomers started in 97, so no

    • @possiblycrazy442
      @possiblycrazy442 Před 4 lety

      @ Well, it comes from an older history. Boomers were originally those born during "the baby boom" after World War 2. It has always been a common term. Far less common these days is any mention of "generation X" or "generation y" which came somewhere between boomers and the yet-to-exist millenials. Ultimately, it was some of the boomers' very vocal disdain for millenials (with millenial becoming an insult) that started the Boomer meme as we know it today. They are no longer the actual baby boomers, but now the tail-end of gen X/Y that are those Monster drinking, lawn mowing characters.

    • @j-skullz
      @j-skullz Před 4 lety

      Zoomers start at like 94-95 don't they?