Causing Trouble with Matthew and a Wild Snow King Appears
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- čas přidán 21. 06. 2024
- Prior to the Friday stream, Matthew invites me to wreak a little havoc on a lobby. Eventually, Snow king joins in on the fun. I hope the banter between me and Matthew is entertaining as you watch us surely make an enemy or two.
Join my Discord and you may be able to get involved in something like this! / discord - Hry
Here's Part 2 of commentary.
18:20
Okay, Goomba.
18:31 and 18:47
See brainrot from the fifth timestamp in Part 1. 🗿
18:40
I take it that Matthew was unaware of the fact that you recorded this and it's now uploaded for my ears to hear.
19:43 and 22:52
Apparently Shigeru is a fan of the gyatt.
20:57
I'm guessing a wild Snow King appeared in between the previous race and this one.
22:30
Perhaps I need to introduce Matthew to an Indonesian blacksmith. 🤔
24:06
I'm normally against slander of London Loop, but Snow King and his countrymen (which includes Huey, of course, but I don't know what Huey's opinion of the course is) get a pass. 😆
24:51
*M O R T I S* , and an unexpected one at that. 💣💥🪦
I was caught by surprise a bit myself. I expected a slightly smaller blast radius that would have given you just enough space to avoid being timestamped here.
25:31
Looked like Snow King tried driving off to avoid the Spiny Shell, but the shell was patient enough to hit when Jugem dropped him back on the track. Truly, a worst-case scenario for both him and you, as if things had gone as he planned, neither of you would have been hit.
Of course, that's based on the video footage here showing what actually happened from his perspective. Only Snow King himself knows for sure if that was what happened or not.
25:42
It's easy to say in hindsight, but the global cycle had you in line with that rising fire because you chose the rightmost path (leftmost on any other cc, but this is Mirror).
I believe this is an alternate take on "fired fired, let's get fired".
27:17
I need to practice the left side of this section, but since it may only ever actually matter for me in a time trial and I'm not all that interested in messing with my current ghosts (either 150cc or 200cc), I find myself lacking the motivation to actually practice here.
27:26
Nearly a self *M O R T I S* moment. 💣👀
27:55 and 39:12
Matthew's not beating the Sam allegations, is he...
See fourth timestamp from Part 1, then see these timestamps.
29:20
Never mind Peachette. What about Daisy?
34:48
The one thing I don't like about Sydney Sprint is how a quick glance at the starting line without taking in the full picture makes it look too much like The Atrocity.
35:16
Seeing as Snow King is in these races, the philosophy my older brother taught me doesn't apply to what Matthew's doing here. Now when we blame Matthew for all the Shy Guy incidents, that's putting the philosophy to full effect, as Matthew isn't actually around when being blamed.
That philosophy? "Blame the person who isn't here." 😆
37:24 and 39:28
Please do not cancel Justin for the words spoken by Matthew. Justin is not responsible for anything that comes out of Matthew's mouth.
37:53
As I said in commentary for yesterday's tournament, I need to practice bagging here. As stated in that commentary, I have unfinished business with Nekomata Okayu as it relates to this course.
But with my luck, I may end up opening a new chapter with Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame, Gigi Murin, Cecilia Immergreen, and/or Raora Panthera before a rematch with Okayu happens. 😆
Which is fine if that ends up happening. ❤
38:08
Foreshadowing.
38:16
Train hop!
Timestamp is a second early because I want to get your full commentary for the train hop, and it's entirely possible that a syllable gets lost by making the timestamp a second later. 😆
39:18
Apparently Matthew isn't the only one who's not beating the Sam allegations. 👀
39:47 (almost mixed up the 9 and 7 on this timestamp, which would have been bad)
If this had been Koopa Cape, if you had been asking for a Bullet Bill, and if you and Snow King were both further back from first place, this would have been a pure reenactment of the most infamous Bullet Bill I ever saw, with you playing the part of Hakos Baelz and Snow King playing the part of FUWAMOCO.
40:00
Nice top 3. 👏
Even more so with that Bullet Bill incident in the previous timestamp. *BAU BAU!* 🐾
As this is the end of another race, it's probably best to break off commentary here and hopefully wrap things up in Part 3. Which is the plan, but there may be a Part 4 if there's a lot left to say and not enough room in only 3 comments. 😆
Time for Part 3 of commentary.
40:50
*BOING!* Shy Guy stilt hop!
41:39
Another possible reenactment, similar to the second-to-last timestamp from Part 2. Only this time you're far enough back for your part of the reenactment, but this still isn't Koopa Cape and you still didn't ask for a Bullet Bill, making this one also incomplete.
42:54
Just because the Yoshi-themed courses from before the Booster Pass are better doesn't make this one cursed. Now that ? cloud might make this one cursed. 👀
45:24
Bowser would have hit at least one of those item boxes. Just putting that out there, since this was filmed before last night's tournament.
45:49
Yay for Yoshi Valley! ❤
45:55
I wonder how Matthew feels about... MILK. 🤔
46:10
Just timestamping this for... let's just say "reasons". 👀
46:49
To be fair, nothing particularly matters until getting an item on the final lap anyway, which is similar to Dry Dry Desert, but unlike Dry Dry Desert, there's lots of fun to be had with Yoshi Valley all throughout the course (and the "alternate alternate route" is just the latest example of such fun), which is why Yoshi Valley is #1 and Dry Dry Desert is #91 on my ranking of the 96 courses.
47:02
It seems that some of my previous insight into Yoshi Valley (on a video or stream a while back) is inaccurate. There are actually 2 coins here, when I had incorrectly stated there were none on this path as my reasoning for saying this path was one of the 2 worst routes to take through the maze. I still stand by the claim that this is one of the 2 worst routes of the maze (if I didn't actually say it in the comment being referenced by this update/correction, I'm saying it here), but it's the better of the 2 worst routes because it has the coins that I overlooked when making the comment that had inaccurate information. The other route, the one that's even worse, is turn right first, then a hard left to still end up only getting 2 coins while taking a slower route when compared to this one.
That said, I don't recall saying either of these routes is actually "bad". Depending on the traffic and item spam, either of these routes could prove to situationally be the best on a given lap. Even during a "final lap" That's a reason I already addressed throughout my comments over the years, primarily here and on Games with Alex, for why Yoshi Valley is the best course in the game.
47:35
To address something you say 3 seconds later, that shock also gave Funky Kong a massive advantage.
47:56
It's actually not as bad a sign as Matthew might think. The first item set is allegedly "broken", as first place only needs to be *on* the bridge for players at the item set to be able to get a ⭐ while first place having just finished crossing the bridge is enough for players in 9th place (in a 12-player room) at the item set to be able to get Lightning.
49:20
Voodoo. Wonderful, my magic.
Pay attention to Funky Kong to see why I chose an Insane Clown Posse song lyric for commentary here.
49:36
The sounds of life!
I know you have your differences with Funky Kong, but this and the "tranquilo" trick animation are why I just can't bring myself to dislike him. He's the only Kong in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe I can honestly say that about, and that's only because my favorite Kong of all, Cranky, isn't in the game.
50:03
Watah in the fiyah... *WHY?!?*
Did you throw those fireballs specifically for me to offer tribute to Inugami Korone in my commentary? 👀
Less than 5 seconds later, we have cause for more singing.
🎼 Fire fire, light the fire.
Brighter, higher, as you desire.
Chasing all that we aspire.
Spreading out like wildfire. 🎶
51:04
Nice top 3 again. 👏
51:49
Looks like a silly jellybean got hungry for a 🍌.
53:14
*M O R T I S* for Donkey. 💣👀💥🪦
After what Seth Rogen did to his voice, part of me wants to say "hasn't Donkey suffered enough?" but the other part of me is holding Nintendo responsible for that vocal disaster because, for all of his flaws (and there are *many* of those), Seth did say he was going to just use his regular voice for Donkey and Nintendo hired him for the voice role anyway. Which is one of the reasons why the entire English voice cast (aside from Chris Pratt and perhaps Anya Taylor Joy) has me refusing to watch the movie unless I can get the Japanese voices.
Welp. Looks like that's the end of commentary. Enjoy.
Matthew's good at making friends and enemies. Depending on the topic, he's made both out of me at one time or another. 😆
Case in point, the chat during the livestream yesterday. I won't rehash the conversation, as that's one where he made an enemy out of me, resulting in my refusal to pick Shy Guy Falls when it showed up in the tournament. A little teaser for my full tournament commentary when you get around to those 3 lengthy messages (and a short fourth one, which you might not want to actually address, considering that was a horrible race for you).
Anyway... on to commentary for *this* video.
0:08
As am I, Matthew. As am I.
0:39
I hear some happy Koopa Troopa sounds.
Even though the meta change technically made Koopa Troopa more viable, I've found that I'm only using Huge Island in single-player mode these days. It may be for the best, since a large part of what makes my builds silly is how rarely I actually use any one particular build, and preserving the silly and the cute of my favorite build will only serve to make it all the more special when I decide to take it out for a friend room or tournament spin.
0:46
That "talent" is *the* biggest reason why I don't go into Worldwide or Regional races as well as why I get so frustrated when I find myself in friend rooms in most other Mario Kart communities. It's also what makes the Hololive Mario Kart sessions my favorites to join, as most of the players there are only interested in having fun, which fits in nicely with my driving style whereas the "talent" Matthew mentions is the bane of my driving style's existence.
No community is "perfect", but our community here and the Hololive communities come pretty darn close. ❤
0:53
I thought this was a collab with Matthew, not Sam. 👀
1:06
I heard "gyatt" from Matthew. As such, I must invoke... the brainrot.
*LET'S GO!*
🎼 Stickin' out your gyatt for Nerizzler.
You're so BAU BAU.
You're so Biboo tax.
I just wanna be your Shiori. 🎶
Disclaimer: I don't want to be a bookmark. 🖤🤍
2:38
*BONK!*
2:55
If only Holst Sigiswald Goneril had *these* mushrooms, maybe he would have been able to better contribute to an important meeting for the Leicester Alliance. Instead, he had some bad mushrooms, prompting his sister Hilda Valentine Goneril to say "leave it to my brother to eat some bad mushrooms right before an important meeting".
3:04
There's no Blooper, but I had one heck of a Bob-Omb during last night's tournament. Just ask Lexus and Tyler, as they were on the receiving end of that *M O R T I S* moment. 💥🪦🪦
As for Matthew, James Storm might have something to say about this sequence. " *SORRY!* About your damn luck."
4:03
Your question about bagging has the same energy as when Claude von Riegen said "Is it Claude time? I think it's Claude time". 😆
4:57 and 15:24
Fired fired, let's get fired.
5:42
Now singin' bling bang bang bling bang bang bling bang bang born. Bling bang bang bling bang bang bling bang bang born. Bling bang bang bling bang bang bling bang bang born. To the next. To the ichiban ue.
Sorry. Ever since that song was released, that's where my mind goes upon seeing Tick-Tock Clock. Might have something to do with the arm motions for the dance resembling a fast-moving pendulum. 👀
It's also funny how FUWAMOCO singing Bling Bang Bang Born is among my recommendations while watching this video. *BAU BAU!* 💙🐾❤
6:13
*CLANG!*
7:47
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I wonder if referring to Yoshi as "the demon Yoshi" earlier had anything to do with this. Perhaps the "favoritism" applies to whether the player has kind thoughts or ill will toward Yoshi. As someone who's been known to frequently use "Time Warden Yoshi" and may need to use Pink Yoshi (in "Sorry I'm So Cute In Pink") and White Yoshi (in a yet-to-be-named build, as I need to spend more time with Ninomae Ina'nis to come up with a proper name for the build in which this color Yoshi is being used) more as well, perhaps my kind thoughts toward Yoshi have had something to do with Justice being on my side last night. 😆
8:39
I'm also appalled. The only part of the old meta that hasn't stuck around for the current meta is the one part of the old meta that I actually liked seeing. 😠
11:05
It's kinda cute how the Waluigi player's name is "Dad". It does tie in to the idea of the Walu Biddy player not updating his game.
13:10
That was Donkey you chomped. That had to feel good once you realized what happened.
14:32
Maple Treeway! Yay for Wigglers!
After Tour Guide commentary, I'm probably going to break off commentary into at least 2 parts, possibly even 3 if there's a lot to say after this race ends.
15:08 and 16:07
(in Tour Guide voice) If you look straight ahead, you can see two happy Wigglers in their natural habitat.
15:21
(back to normal voice) Hey now, Matthew. Commentary on Wiggler butt started in 2023, maybe even late 2022, depending on when we first saw Maple Treeway added to 8 Deluxe.
17:04
(in Tour Guide voice again) If you look straight ahead, you can see a happy Wiggler in its natural habitat, but if you look over to your right, you can see Wiggler butt.
(back to normal voice) Okay. Matthew has a point about "Remy, 2024".
17:43
Oh look. Dad won. Now whenever I make a dad joke, which happens a lot, I can take comfort in knowing I also won this Maple Treeway race. 😆
As stated when Maple Treeway started, the end of the race is the end of Part 1 of commentary. As there are still about 40 minutes left of video, there will likely be 3 parts to commentary this time, but Part 2 might be the end or there might be a Part 4.
I had a feeling you'd have a field day with this one. lol It's a lot to go over between this and Friday's stream so I'll do it later.
Btw, Matthew (and Pokefox) have at least seen part 1 of these comments of yours 😆
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So Matthew and Pokéfox have seen the brainrot at the fifth timestamp of Part 1 (a.k.a. the original message of what is now this comment chain), have they? Koseki Bijou will be pleased that it has spread. 🗿