Ceres Fauna cutely rants about annoying video tutorials
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- čas přidán 4. 02. 2023
- Tech tips with Fauna! - Ceres Fauna hates youtube video tutorials. Fauna once sought out a video tutorial for help with an issue in Sony Vegas and accurately describes how long winded they are. A Fauna pet peeve - the average bad video tutorial.
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[Apr 18, 2022]
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The worst part of those awful long-winded tutorials is how you screw yourself on more complicated stuff if you try to skip to the relevant bits, because they ALWAYS leave something vital in the sections that seem useless so you HAVE to backtrack and listen to their inability to abridge a thought.
It's not so much they can't; they do it b purpose to get the video long enough for ad revenue or something.
Its free so why are you bitching in the first place?
I use the "most watched" to scroll and this always screws me. Why do they talk so much
@@wds3222 Someone advertising a pie giveaway then shoving a sharp stick in my eye is free too, pretty sure I have a right to bitch then as well.
@@onii-chandaisuki5710 I think at least in the case of the really amateur ones addressing specific problems, that's giving them a lot of credit
Some people just really don't know how to present information in a way that's useful to others
One of the classic hidden getting over it streams. Those were magical times
I am hoping for more as they were basically the comfiest podcasts/zatsudans ever.
If someone were to ask me "what is a transformative work?" I would point to this. Amazing editing, made it so much more funny.
That is very kind of you to say! I really like when Fauna goes on these tangents and rants and I initially wasn't sure if I was adding anything meaningful, but I am glad people seem to have enjoyed it.
@@SentientSapling You definitely did! I laughed out loud a couple times actually
No you did a good job. It really adds a lot to the humor of the rant.
Yeah this is the kind of editing clips should have (if they’re gonna have any).
Usually I just see people add terrible memes that interrupt the actual clip that you clicked on the video for. And then people still call that good editing for some reason. I hate that.
This just added visuals related to what Fauna was talking about, and didn’t interrupt her at all, perfect.
@@SentientSapling imo its really nice as a viewer to see edits like this, the editing isn't "trying too hard"
no forced audio/visual cues or whatever just feels comfy overall (also the text is rlly cute btw)
if i were to say anything it would be maybe a little bit less volume on the bgm but im biased against bgms in clips most of the time so
It's like the tutorial equivalent of recipes that start with five paragraphs about the author's backstory learning this recipe from their grandmother.
Only like 10 minutes later do you actually get to the recipe and the cooking...
...in a 12-minute video. And the recipe only stays on screen for like 2 seconds. Blink and you'll miss it.
I remember reading somewhere in an article that defended the long winded backstories, suggesting it was to prevent auto copyrighted content spam, but did not explain why these 5 paragraphs of intro/backstory then have embedded ads every 3 sentences...
Once I wanted to find out how to cook frozen dumplings, or specifically, use hot or cold water to do that. When I searched turtorials online, those videos started with "what kinds of dumplings are worth buying". Advertisements? Actually no.
She left out the part where you try the solution mentioned in the video and it doesn't work, so then you go back and rewatch the video to see if you missed anything. Then after watching another video, you realize the first video left out a critical piece of information:
"Note: In order to obtain Shedinja, you need to have at least one Pokeball in your bag."
The comments section tends to help in this situation cause there will be people asking questions and the replies will be the answer that person and possibly yourself needed.
I’ve seen some tutorial videos that disable the comments section and it’s like buddy, that’s a necessity for these kinds of videos, don’t disable that, lol,
Wait do you actually need a pokebal plus the empty party spot or were you just making an example? 🤔
@Orlox Phoenix you gotta watch a tutorial now to be sure
yes
somewhere in the middle of the video they just said "note however that this only works on x, otherwise the (entire) solution will not work".
Now I'm mad because this tutorial doesn't even work in my case, and I didn't know it until 10 minutes later
@@OrloxPhoenix both, yes
It's not just in tech tutorials, but also things like cooking videos where the host goes into a story about how their grandma's grandma used to make this dish in the Great Depression or whatever, and how the dish reminds them of home or family and all that shit. Who cares?! Just get to the f**kin' recipe!
And the fucking recipe is abridged! Just mix this in that, pour that into the ovenmagic cake purposed thingie that was in your oven at minimum heat pre-warming at 120c then turn to 180c and in 30 minutes your cake should be about to explode so puncture it with a knife or brochette to see its not raw inside and take it out.
It's like that on recipe websites too 😑.
Cooking With Nick Stellino was literally that, i don't want to check how old the show was.
I don't mind the stories as long as they don't get in the way of the recipe, put it at the end of the video/article, or a separate subpage on the webpage, or something like that…
Fauna's rants are simply amazing.
If Fauna delivered every useless tutorial, I'd watch the whole thing no problem
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The editing here is banger, thanks for the clip Senti 💚
Appreciate it! This was awhile back but its been stuck in my head ever since and knew I had to at least try to do something goofy with it.
@@SentientSapling you must have had a lot of help from vegasprofessional47
And sometimes they don't even give you an answer, they answer something completely different.
thats why they removed the dislike button just to make sure u watch every last bit of crap vids before u can actually find what u looking for
Her ability to keep the banter going is why she's my favorite
That video with the Indian guy with 62 views and a heavy accent helping you solve your very specific problem from 2013. You the real MVP 🏆
It's so accurate it hurts
The short "uuuu" at 0:27 IS SO CUTEEE
Reminds me of my learning about how good editing usually focuses on brevity first. And in the first place, editing is about cuts and arrangements.
Nothing can beat the How to videos with the 009 Soundsystem song, the Unregistered Hypercam watermark at the top of the video, and of course, the obligatory usage of the notepad only to make a mistake on a single word to erase the whole sentence and then type out the whole sentence again!
That’s why I always look on forums first for tech help. Much more concise.
Idk if vegasprofessional47 can make tutorials as good as this one I'd drop a like and a subscribe
First Clippy and now Sentient Sapling. The algorithm is sending me to low sub count Fauna clippers that are doing god tier editing. The algorithm is feeding me good this past year, more excellent fauna clips please and thanks.💚 May the algorithm send thousands more sapalings your way, you deserve it amazing stuff.
I wholeheartedly agree! I hate when I am looking for something simple and I am flooded with stupid videos. I just need one paragraph of text, that's it.
Tbh she’s not over exaggerating.
Some of these tutorials are legit 🤣
The worst are the ones that spend most of the tutorial self promoting and telling jokes
its like every recipe online, you have to scroll through the person's life story before the 12 lines at the bottom that just have the ingredients and for how long to cook them.
Dancing gratuitously nanoscopic fauna gives me life
I like how shes elaborating the tutorial video while shes already half way of the game sasuga game fauna
And people wonder why saplings are so clingy to her. She is such a fluff ball that you dont want to let go 🤗
I actually genuinely needed that tutorial. Thanks, Fauna.
All it needs is Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape blasting in the background and the youtube tutorial is perfect :)
This is one of the biggest reasons why the dislike button going away sucked so much. Clicking on a random videos and seeing the like-dislike ratio being 15 likes and 2000 dislikes helped to know right away this tutorial was bs. Rummaging through tutorials has become even more hectic.
The editing for this was SO good! Love seeing all the Sony Vegas stuff and showing off the timeline at the end too. As someone whobuses Sony Vegas (and apparently Fauna does too) i feel exactly what she is saying.
My copy of Vegas is ancient and my methods of editing are a disorganized mess, but including it when she said "minutes of nonsense" just felt perfect.
So it's basically every cooking recipe on the internet
The cooking recipe is buried underneath 4 blogposts, Stephen Hawking's notes on theoretical physics, and 420 ads.
I love the edits in this.
thank goodness for sponserblock highlight feature.
The best way to complete this whole routine is to have Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape playing in the background
Fauna did such a good job at mimicking those awful tutorials that are I started to get genuinely annoyed. Only thing missing was that cringey royalty free beat
the dedication of this edit, worth my sub
This excellent editing! Lol that Cortana XD
Tutorials like what Fauna says makes me just scrub the video or just read the comments instead lol. Especially during an emergency x_x . And yeah I'm finding myself going back to text websites and reddit I can control F
Yeah it can definitely be a struggle, either long winded video tutorials or somehow worse, a forum post from 2007 that is locked for new replies with the only evidence of a solution being an old expired photobucket URL. SOMEONE out there solved it.
@@SentientSapling oh no not expired image link x_x
a possible thing that might be able to help is if the video has the automated captions you can popup (same place as chat would be) subtitle transcription overview (it's bellow the report option in the ⫶ menu), with that you can do a ctrl+f (or the search box at the top of popup) to find keywords which you can then click to get to that point in the video.
but the main problem is that your relying on youtube to get the transcription correct which isn't always the case (and it has trouble with stronger Accent so you would be mostly out of luck with this if that's the case)
@@aceae4210 This is actually a good tip
I was just starting to work on a dang video tutorial assignment for college.
I think the universe is giving me a dang sign...
Fauna is the best, these clips are great
Her voice kind of changed these past few live sessions and I genuinely kind of like it. She sounds more.. uh.. I dont know how to describe it without sounding weird but she kind of sounds more "Real", yknow? Anyways, Fauna bestgirlyo!
It sounds like she got a better mic? Not sure though.
1:37 "Did you mean edge?" 😭😭
What a thorough Vegas tutorial. So speedy and succinct!
I want a smol fauna dancing on the corner of my windows screen
this kinda reminds me of those blog posts that are like "Everything we know about season X of Y!" and its like paragraphs and paragraphs giving a rundown of what Y show is, and then at the veeeeeery bottom its like "unfortunately Season X of Y has not been officially confirmed yet..... have a nice day!"
If you had Cortana in the times those tutorials were a thing, not only you were rich, you were a time traveler.
Kronii: "I WILL NEVER ALLOW THAT!"
@@shinigamimiroku3723 poor Kronii... she probably still has nightmares about that occasionally.
"Those" tutorials still get made today. They never stopped, they're just recorded at a higher resolution now. But it's the same thing. Bonus points for if some extremely vital piece of information is hidden away in one of the rambly parts so if you try just skipping to the relevant part you end up needing to backtrack anyway
Source: am learning Unreal Engine to make an indie game, was in tutorial hell for a while
I hate how I'm so mad and yet so soothed at the same time.
Omg a hit senti clip i love you so much i cant contain myself sorry
adorable editing captures her story lol
This is actually some high level clipping lol
Those annoying tutorials are the main reason why we have Playback Speed option.
Also nice editing, Man.
Dude, this video is fking hilarious to me 🤣
That's why I've always preferred written guides.
They're either like this or they show you how to write your own new operating system in order to solve your problem.
That's some commitment to a meme! xD
shh don't tell but it was actually faster to create a different channel and name it this than do any editing for that one screenshot
only missing the generic youtube tutorial music, but this is great lmao
And don't forget the shitty, generic 3d animated channel logo/intro that takes 30 seconds and is way louder than the rest of the video.
Fauna told me to like and subscribe.
the rant 🤣
A static webpage with *good* pictures and diagrams is often faster to read / understand than a video. The problem is it is hard to produce such content and it takes a lot of effort too.
Then you get into the economics of it which push more towards padded youtube channels which is a whole other thing
I feel the pain of skimming through tutorials with so much fluff to fill time, but if Fauna did it, I don't think I would mind tbh
All she needs now is an unregistered copy of hypercam and she's good to go
and then Vegasprofessional47 says "but wait, there's more, and that is a word for our sponsor, RAId sHAdOw legENDs"
Wish she'd play the zatsu game- I mean getting over it again
Clever channel name you got there.
Thank you! This is one of my biggest pet peeves with tutorial videos. Was playing a game, new expansion came out, new mechanic, wanted to know how to enable that mechanic, a single button press, and it was a 7:47 video! Like are you sh*tting me?
The video was titled (how to use this new mechanic) paraphrasing, and the whole video was about how the new mechanic was so great and all the things you can do with it, and it wasn't until like.. 4:40 something did they mention the button.
To be fair, that same button (CTRL) on every other character did essentially crouch/move down. But on this unique character it activated the new mechanic and the move down was moved to another button. But only when a certain thing was equipped.
If the tutorial has Notepad or an earraper sound, a ten years old kid is doing it, and has an intro with dubstep... The tutorial is going to work is the Law
I had this today, trying to find out the resistance of a rectifier regulator on a monkey bike, the guy went through how the entire part worked, what it does and loads of other useful to nobody stuff before saying the 7 numbers, the video was TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES LONG!!!!
Exactly why I prefer tutorial as text over video. Much easier and better imo.
The ones where they don't talk, but just type in notepad.
"So what you can do" SOOO true..Every tutorial seems to say that.
This is half of online tutorials. The other half is "draw the rest of the owl" material.
The joys of learning Blender!
Thank you for the tutorial, I've been trying to figure out how to turn on my PC and open Sony Vegas for months now.
Same here.
Video tutorials are the fucking worst, bless Fauna for this rant.
0:09 thank you for your dedication.
We need Fauna tech tips
It’s all about dragging the video to ten minutes to get some ad revenue. That’s why watching shorting tutorial videos are better.
1:10 bro predicted Fauna Unregistered Hypercam
Also forgot how the audio is either the worst rap song you ever heard in your life or a monotone voice so nasal that it makes Fran Drescher sound like Barry White.
SO FUCKING TRUE
Yeah, I agree with fauna for the most part. One caveat is if someone is indescribably stupid, they may need that level of handholding. I know one possibly two people like that IRL that make you question life every time they open their mouths.
It's either that or "Turn on your computer, then you run this code, fly to Italy, make 1M US dollars *in italy*, fly back, and then you're done! It's that simple."
cute fauna rants.
video tutorials can be either a hit or a miss, depends.
The speed controls are a game changer
She forgot the part where they explain where to download it from (the official site, *gasp*) and then shows you how to install it. Which is useful in a video titled "How to Download and Install (program)", but useless in "How to Disable (annoying feature)" or heaven forbid "Ten Tips to Improve your (program task)". Seriously, if I got that far, I probably already have the damn stuff installed and ready to go.
Also I love how Getting Over It streams always cause the streamer to either having an incoherent raging meltdown or to start ranting about unrelated things that piss them off. Sometimes both.
Jesus Christ, finally a streamer who doesn't keep raging when falling down on this game.
I feel this so hard.
this is what happen when youtube remove disslike button. so they increase watch time generaly accros the board.
people need to watch good amount of the video to determind if its sht or not and sometimes you still confuse if its legit
The only thing she forgot to touch up on is that some of them don't have background music and there would be this obnoxious low, faint hum of either the AC, maybe the computer, or a fan, like a vacuum cleaner with the volume turned down low. Sometimes, the mic gain is set so high that when the person starts talking, you're blasted with, "HELLO. I AM VEGAS-SOMETHING-OR-OTHER47 AND I'LL BE TEACHING YOU ABOUT SONY VEGAS." ☠🤣
And this is why I use Resolve.
You can use a mouse, it can be any mouse, it doesn't matter what brand it is. Sony, Samsung, Microsoft, it can even be an unbranded Chinese knock off, it doesn't matter. Also it can be of any colour, it doesn't matter if it's red or white or blue, black, even see through. If you don't have a mouse that means you're probably using a laptop. Most laptops tend to have trackpads so that you can swipe using your fingers. You can use any finger you want of either hand, whether it be your index finger, middle finger, your thumb, your pinky, you can even try with the useless finger no one uses but may find some difficulty. Actually, here's a neat trick you can do, you don't actually need to use you fingers, it can be any part of your body from your nose to your toes. You can even use your....
After you've decided how to navigate your computer, navigate the cursor to the top right of the screen & click. You have successfully closed a tab.
I hope you read all that with an Indian accent.
And the fact that they removed the dislike button so you will have a hard time finding out which guide is good and which ones aren't does not help at all.
Fauna: "Activate Cortana..."
**Kronii has left the conversation**
"Hi! I'm Cortana! Hi! I'm Cortana! Hi! I'm Cortana! Hi! I'm Cortana! Hi! I'm Cortana! Hi! I'm Cortana!"
*Fauna saying activating Cortana*
MEANWHILE
Kronii: ...
Mumei: Is something wrong, Kronii? You're sweating.
so true
i find reddit is a great place to get the information fast and without fluff
or its at least easy to skim through fast even if there is fluff
gotta pad those tutorials out for that sweet ad money
my favourites are the ones that are like
This is a tutorial on what to do if you cant open this app!
step 1: open the app
Like wtf do you mean! i cant do that!
Don’t tell her it’s Magix Vegas now 😂
I dare her to mention Cortana infront of kronii🤣🤣🤣
Use sponsorblock to skip most of the fluff and check the video's timeline by hovering and will likely show the point where most people are watching the video for.
Hey, the part about how to turn on your computer could be absolutely vital! What if somebody burned the video to a DVD-R for someone else to watch? 😉