Not Gettin' Any: Losers - Saturday Night Live
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It's easy to see why these losers aren't getting' any. Aired 03/16/91
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Even how aggressively Chris Farley smokes his cigarette is funny
It's not acting. It's drugs abuse.
When you're on coke, speed, or alcohol cigarettes are especially good!
@@valdemaar3000 when Chris was working his drug abuse was not bad, was during down times he would binge, but yes he was an addict... but drugs didn't make him funny, quite the opposite☺
It's sad how far he could of went if he didn't die
That’s cocaine
This isn't a circle of losers.
This is a circle of comedy and movie legends in their own right.
Is it a circlejerk?
This is a circle of comedy and movie legends in their own right, saying lines written by ACTUAL losers who probably weren't gettin' any.
@@DunmoresMovieMania the only thing I wish is that it wasn't so gross. This crew could've made history, but whoever wrote this obviously hated women. Not the inability to 'score', that could be funny. Since that is the lot in life for millions of men. But the words r creepy. Aged BADLY.
and David Spade too, unfortunately
Sandler has done the best so far
Chris always gave 110% in everything he was in, love going back and watching his stuff
@@pashadyne Go away
@@pashadyne
Farley. Rock is stupid.
@@pashadyne Hey bozo, he meant Chris Elliot.
@@lomarsweed6604
FARLEY!
Not mathematicians.
Wow, 1991 was the year MJF got his Parkinson's diagnosis, and he didn't go public until 1998. He was carrying one hell of a load at this time.
Damn no way
Really?
Bc he wasn’t gettin any...
He was only treated for Lyme disease for two weeks....he developed Parkinson's shortly after that...
@@josephwheeler2672 you'd think the shaking would make it a better time.
The world would be much much funnier if Chris Farley is still around.
Kevin James owes his career to Chris Farley dying. Chris Farley would have been in Paul Blart as well as Grown Ups. Farley was way funnier than Kevin James. Such a tragedy.
Unless he got worse with his habits and his brain went.
Was*
@@eddhanks IS* video made him immortal
@@tommynorthwood True.
I remember Chris Farley but, like @Raoz wrote, "I would have first known him from Shrek when I was a toddler rather than a Conan O'Brien Interview I only saw last year."
The fact no one broke character when farley sang that song is a miracle lol
Dude, Farley quoting Fleetwood Mac as a pickup line is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life!
Sandler almost did
This feels like all 4 SNLers are doing a bit from their stand-ups.
Spade clearly did, he just looked away and covered his face.
It seems crazy because in today’s show that is all they do is break character.
When Farley sang the “let me lay you in the long grass...” I don’t know how MJF didn’t lose it.
I pissed my pants when I heard that
Cause he isnt Jimmy Fallon and knows how to control his reactions...even with a crippling disease.
David Spade mentions it his biography. Check it out on audible.
That was a great voice i wish he had become a singer
@@FlamingoKicker He didn't have it then.
This is the only SNL episode I saw live in the studio audience. Had great seats and was so happy to be there.
Hope you were one of the three people laughing
That was a hell of a lineup you saw.
That’s so cool you were there.
It would have been awesome if Michael J. Fox got to host SNL more than once. He's so effortless with comedy, he fits so well into this sketch.
100% agree
He was diagnosed with Parkinsons shortly after this.
A true legend
You know what "J." say: "Not every Fun Fact, is a Fox Fact and not every Fox Fact, is a Fun Fact."
@@RyanConnell5150 All the more reason it would be great to see him host. What do you think?
This feels like the old testament for InCells.
Epic of Gilgamesh must be Revenge of the Nerds.
Holy shit lmao 😂
Came here to try to say something like this but you nailed it 😄👍
the kind with gold pages that isnt allowed to be looked at
Guys have not gotten laid for centuries.
Chis Farley is the king of awkward here. "Come on, Who's with me, fellas?" None of them.
Always love Phil Hartman’s voice intros. Never gets old.
Adam Sandler coming in with the sincerity at the last second. I did not expect it but I love it. This clip is such a time capsule, talking about the Gulf War with Michael J. Fox. Good stuff!
Did you miss the part where all their stories pointed out that they were pedo’s?
Hell yeah man. 😮 Bring back the days.
I enjoyed Sandler’s humility here. Comedic or not he definitely has a humble heart. The reason for his Success.
Michael J Fox looks like Harry Potter here
when he dies, i hope they get radcliffe for the biopic.
Both Michael J. Fox and Daniel Radcliffe are short.
He sure does!
Chad Hero Maybe that’s why he’s not getting any..
Harry isn’t getting any, either
“Let’s ruined it baby, It’s just a bunch of games that’s all it is…” Chris Farley put so much energy into that line
That look on Michael J. Fox's face when Farley starts singing is priceless.
This was 1991
RIP Chris you were awesome
what are you saying Chris ist still alive..
@@sugarraybow He means Chris Farley, not Chris Rock.
As long as the planet has people they will still be watching Chris Farley
I was 10. Old sketch.
I dont think it was 91...im guessing about "95-96.
I can see why they gave Farley the scene. He's like the Marlon Brando of comedy. What a natural.
Except Farley wasn't delusional..
2:06 MJF's timing and delivery is so good here. Good comedy performer.
I thought the same thing... He nailed it.
Incredible.
I can’t imagine SNL still being even remotely this entertaining.
Chris Farley is a hell of an actor and comedian. He goes all in every single time. The cig killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
Farley, Sandler, Spade, and Rock - true comedic legends.
Michael J Fox is no slouch either.
@Dark Avenger if Farley was still alive, he’d replace Kevin James
David Spade is a tool
My lame joke was funnier then his whole career
what about Michael J Fox who was already really famous for his back to the future character?
@@TruVers not replace, I don't think. He would def be in the movie too of course... but Kevin James is great friends with Adam Sandler.
“A donut bumper” 😂😂😂😂 I’m freakin DEAD. 😄
Lol I know never heard that one and it certainly wasn’t appreciated during this skit
Lol
😂😂😂😂
When they rub their peach pits together
“Well, I travel…..A LOT.” “Chicks are for kids.” Chris Farley could deliver a line like no other. The GOAT.
5 legends under the same roof. Spade, Farley, MJF, Chris Rock and Sandler. Imagine what Chris Farley could have done with his life if he was still alive. We all miss him so much. Tommy Boy and Beverly Hills Ninja are my favorite movies. Congrats to Adam on his Mark Twain award. 👏
Not Chris Rock.
Remember watching this when it aired. Was in high school and everyone would talk about the sketches on Monday.
No one would directly ever talk about the skits in my HS; meant you we're watching TV Sat nights oppose to partying. But they did come up indirectly days later.
We partied all night on Friday and went home early on Saturday to watch SNL followed by Don Kirshner's Rock Concert
We did the same. And also talked about every episode of Seinfeld after it aired as well. Good old days before internet.
"LAAAAY YUH DOWN IN THUH TALLLL GRASSSSS, LET ME DEW MY STUUuuuUUUFF!!!" Who's with me fellahs?!?!
Best Part.
Lol greatest Fleetwood reference ever..
Legit cried laughing 😂
Chris Farley was such a scene stealer. Absolute legend!
NO HE WASN’T… Farley was No legend!
@@nsasupporter7557 why not
@@kid--presentable because he wasn’t, plain and simple.
He was pretty well loved by his fellow comedians but he wasn’t a respectable person. His life was sad and tragic, he only had one successful movie which was Tommy Boy
He was pretty well loved by everybody.just because you don’t think so doesn’t make it so..
I hate being old but I'm glad I got to grow old with these guys at the same age
Do u steal call women chicks??
everybody that grew up in the 80s miss Micheal J Fox...
??
He is still alive 2019, and i saw him in a movie a few days ago, "See You Yesterday", so not sure what you are saying there.
Yeah he's alive, but his career died, and along with it, our relationship (as the public) with him. Granted, he has made a valiant effort in acting regardless of his condition (we're talking Parkinson's disease [P.D.], just to be crystal clear) in shows like the Good Wife. And he did brilliantly, embracing the P.D. as a part of - but not all of & b only-the character he played. Full five-star credit for that.
But to be fair, it's entirely different to the career he would have had, had it not been for Parkinson's.
* I can't speak for the guy who wrote the comment, but that's what I inferred from it, and that is why I clicked like 👍
@@lueyteledeluxe7457
He did a little bit on Designated Survivor and he wobbled his way through it just fine, in fact I thought it added a certain charm to the character. I doubt though he could handle any kind of solid work load, so...
When I was born Feb 1987 my parents filled out a baby book and in the question "who is the most popular actor in the world?" they wrote Michael J Fox. 31 years later I got to go to a Back To the Future Autograph signing and was lucky enough to get photos and autographs from Lea Thompson, Christopher Lloyd, Tom Wilson.....at the start of the show they had announced Michael wouldn't be feeling well enough to come out and sign, and everyone was real understanding....then hours later, toward the very end of the day, people started to cluster and you could tell there was excitement....sure enough, Michael J Fox had come out to his table and was happily signing HUNDREDS of autographs! He looked great and had great control of his body at the moment! I got to go up and say hi and told him about my baby book and how I'd always hoped to get the chance to meet him. Man was super nice. All four of them were extremely generous actually. Everyone at work was very jealous of the photo with Lea Thompson where she let me grab her by the waist and she rested her head on my shoulder
80s was so cool growing up
So young all of them......but David Spade looks older here than today
Yes. He aged well! He was too thin when he was younger.
that's the 'magic' of botox
The magical hair on his head helped.
Yess!! Spade got better looking with age. He looked old when he was younger. Too thin, his hair was bad. He looks great now. Botox has nothing to do with it.
I think he goes in for those teenager blood transfusions. That shit really works but the media lies about it to keep the price down.
I love that David Spade’s girl was 13 and yet they put it in there so casually like she was nearly 18
But there was grass on the field.
Yeah and BARELY 13…
…. and you actually DID the math 😂
@@DragonGPPLAY BALL! ⚾️
That joke didn’t age well with all the pedo stuff going on at the border and in the government. :(
Chris Farley was such a wonderful performer. So sad about his personal difficulties
Just study Farley's mannerisms and even the way he smokes..... he took acting to a completely new level!
He could read the phone book and mine comedic gold
its called cocaine
@@robertloveiv9207 Contrary to what a lot of people seem to think, cocaine doesn't make people funny or good at acting. Chris Farley was naturally very talented and funny, although yes, he did alot of cocaine.
@@rynehall9990 yes, it's called being high.
Yeah, if you're not funny when you're not high, you're not going to be funny when you are.... It just doesn't work that way...
Funny people actually have to use drugs to enable them to handle normies... It's science.
David Spade: She’ll be 18 in 58 months.
Chris Hansen: Have a seat over there please.
David Spade: Oh Cawd!!! 😭
Chris Hansen, ''The Ladies Man''!
You made me cry ;)))
So she's like 13?
He's cute tho, built good.
Okay Mr. DiCaprio! Have a seat!
It was good to hear the show opened up by the legend Phil Hartman.
This is spot on hilarious and Chris is so wild even the crew struggled to keep a straight face 😂
"Doughnut bumper" 🍩 😂😭
yeah, ive never heard that one before!
Lesssss-be-friends....right? Am I right? Who's with me fellas?
some of the woman who doesn't get any at all, like the poor cat! ;p
hormones keep raging but still all alone. GET USED TO IT! ;p
@@BrianCarnevaleB26 hope you got your brain fixed in these 2 years. it looked bad.
“I tell ya - a chick that doesn’t have sex sounds to me like a donut bumper, alright!” 😅
We miss ya Farley!
"whose with me?!" 😂😂
Holy cow what a lineup: Spade, Farley, Fox, Rock and Sandler. I don't know if there was ever any other season where so many superstars came out of the cast. (With the exception of Michael J Fox of course because he was already a star in his own right)
Because it was the best cast by far.
Am I the only person who found that "Lay you down in the tall grass, and let me do my stuff," comment hilarious?
Me too. Chris Farley is awesome 😔
yes, yes you are.
Uh....no!
Justin Guerra. Think that comes from a country song.
It is a line from a Fleetwoodmac song
The human form of the Reddit incel subreddit. Sandler is inceltears
Accurate.
very
I have no idea what this comment means. It might as well be in Chinese.
@@fezzik7619 Sir, did your Google stop working?
@@fezzik7619 there’s a website called Reddit. There are Different sections of the website called subreddits based on different subjects. One section is inceltears which is basically a subreddit that posts examples of incel (involuntary celibate) forum posts across the internet and they just make fun of them
Ok, I'm appalled by the fact Chris Farely doing a perfect 'Fleetwood Mac' riff didn't get more than a nervous chuckle...that was hysterical.
The amount of combined talent in this skit is amazing!
It's really tough to see what Michael J. Fox has had to endure with Parkinson's Disease. I've always admired his toughness and fortitude. Everyone always thinks of the Back to the Future films, but for me, Bright Lights, Big City and Casualties of War are my favorite films that he did. Keep fighting the good fight, Michael!
I loved secret of my success
And his foundation has funded something like 2 billion in Parkinson's research. Incredible guy. Doc Hollywood and Teen Wolf are fun movies too :)
Lol Michael J Fox here looking like his character Milo from Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Or the "Harry potter" actor of that generation..forgot his name lol
Daniel Radcliffe
Kuzco is in there, too.
If they had a table with microphones it be every podcast on CZcams.
Phil Hartman is always the smooth announcer
wow Michael J Foxx, David Spade, Chris Rock and Adam Sandler in one skit! SNL churns out talent!
dont forget farley
Do you think Michael J Foxx is related to Jamie Foxx?
@@NxDoyle It's Fox...
Yeah I didn't even realize it was Chris Rock till he started talking.
@@NxDoyle would certainly install some athleticism into the parking lot during the tailgating ritual.
"Well, as long as you are gonna be 18 that's cool" I wonder if that holds in court.
Connor
"you know the drill... 18 is legal, 17 with consent, 16 with a note, 15 if her dad is in the room"
If there’s grass in the outfield...
In Alabama...
When Chris Farley sang "Second-hand news" I went into hysterical fits of laughter!
You know this was a long time ago when David Spade's character can joke about having a 14 year old over to make out😄
Some stuff on SNL was so low brow but because it was late night or referred to subtly it go away with it. Like the canteen boy and Alec Baldwin would never get on tv now 😂😂😂 I heard Phil Hartman say there was big backlash when they made a joke bout Chelsea Clinton growing up to be a babe, when she was 14 at the time , something like that . Not sure they ever aired it
I remember when 14 was the age of consent in some states. But that was 1985.
Yeah, but it's supposed to be super cringey just as it is today. All of them in one way or another are meant to be losers. Sandler's character is the only redeemable character.
@@WestOfEarth if you have a good memory, SNL is where Louis C.K. states pedophilia must "be pretty good" and the Rock created a robot that molested children... Lorne Michaels probably visited Epstein's island 🏝️
I'm wondering if the line was supposed to be "58 weeks" or even "58 days"!
Year after year, I continue to forget how utterly hysterical Chris Farley was.
Good thing we still have these clips and his movies to remind us from time to time. Which reminds me, I gotta add Beverly Hills Ninja to my Farley collection... :)
michael j fox was my first crush as a kid.
Me too!
@RaozSkillz excuse me?
@RaozSkillz you make a nonsensical remark saying something about pedos (and how they "should be allowed"??) and childporn, or something to that regard, but _my_ brain doesn't do much?
Michael J Fox is definitely a legend.
ok, should've known I was dealing with an incel.
@RaozSkillz boring as fuck probably. Bye, I'm done.
R.I.P. Chris Farley (1964 - 1997) ❤️
Remember when this was funny?
It still is! Thank you gentlemen for bringing the real comedy and impacting my life growing up! 🖤
Back when the performers didn't crack up every 2 seconds and stare at the cue cards constantly.
The constant cue card reading ruins every skit now...
@@TitoTimTravels what do u mean?
@@walterwhite1 I was agreeing with the comment. I mean the current cast is horrid. They read from the cue cards constantly, as if they have never performed before. Very distracting, very unprofessional.
@@TitoTimTravels I get that but did the old cast not read cue cards or did they have to memorize everything?
@@TitoTimTravels the new cast with the exception of maybe McKinnon and Thompson is the least funny collection of comedy “professionals” I’ve ever seen. The writing is terrible too. I can’t believe no one’s doing anything about it
What Farley Sang @ about 2:00....was an old ( great) Fleetwood Mac song called 'Second Hand News' from the Album Rumours. Lol!
Right!!!! I knew it was familiar Thanks!!
Legends...every last one of em! How I miss this era in time.
1:53 - 1:59
Chris Farley (Singing) 🎶 Later you let me lay down in the tall grass, and let me do my stuff 🎶
Do yourselves a favor and don’t do the math on that Spade equation, yikes
I did. Yikes.
13 and 2 months old.
Guys it's *supposed* to come off as skeezy as hell, relax.
@@koalanectar9382 exactly, relax your farts idiots
Oh Cawd! 😭
Young people need to know this is like an All-Star SNL lineup. Spade, Farley, Rock & Sandler with MJF hosting? Doesn't get much better than this...
Young people are way too offended by it to even see
Enjoyed that...needed the laughs, that's the way I remember AmericaWork hard,play hard, truth and Justice... Best of times. USA. # 1 .
Wow look how young they all are wow they're also very very talented that's an honor to grow up watching these guys there are truly truly amazing comedians and truly amazing people thank you guys for everything you have given us throughout the years just in case you haven't heard it in a while we fans greatly appreciate all of you thank you again
I need to watch this everyday for depression. Lol all total comedy giants in this sketch!!!! LOVEZ this ❤😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
"Who's with me fellas?"
Chris Farley
Michael J. Fox was the inspiration for Harry Potter it seems. LOL
No. Watch the BBC show "The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole" and "Young Sherlock" from US television.
Murderer
This skit was ahead of its time and it has a lot of "Nice guy" vibes.
Lmaoooo fr 😂😂
they've always been a thing. it isn't new.
I'm 44 now I remember when this first came out I would sneak up so my parents wouldn't hear me and record Saturday night live episodes in this happened to be a skit that was in one of them and I'm so sad that I lost the tape over the years
"Yeah, is that what you think?!" - Farley LOLOLOL
Holy smokes, straight up murderers row of comedy right there: Spade, Rock, Farley, Sandler... Wow. Felt like the sketch ended to soon, like there was so much more story to be explored. If this had been made into a full-length movie it would have been a cult classic. Miss you Farley!
They kind of did with Night at the Roxbury with Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan. Two pathetic cringelords trying to score at clubs. Even Wild and Crazy Guys, which preceded it.
@@micktoney7704 There were a few scenes in Shallow Hal about that.
I bet there have been more than a few sketches that were looked at for further development into a movie over the years at SNL. Kevin Nealon talked about Hanz and Franz being considered, and I think Mike Myers was toying with the Dieter character in a movie.
So many great actors/comedians in one room! I can't believe this was from 1991!
Wow what a lineup all the great actors of my time! Chris Farley, Michael j.fox, Adam Sandler, David Spade, and Chris Rock! I would have loved to been in that audience or even just in that room!!
Farley, Fox, Spade, Sandler and Rock all in the same skit....freaking awesome!!!
Fox's mannerisms real nail the role in this bit. I love how he keeps almost putting his leg down but then changes his mind.
thats parkinsons for ya.
@@snuffmeister6720 yup that was Parkinson’s
Parkinson
" frankly I'm scared" " as you know I have a salt imbalance " Chris Farley was a one a kind !! Wow the way he could deliver a line! He was lovable !!! Funny n you know he was sweet he really was that sweet teddy bear we all want as our pal.
The Second Hand News reference was a nice touch haha
When he starts singing at 1:55 best part of the skit... didn’t know he had range!
🍩 bumper I’m dying😂😂😂
Wow. This aired 33 years ago! I remember you, Chris. Hang in there, M.J.!
Reddit in a nutshell.
Alt right in a nutshell
That's why femboys are getting so big.
What a gem of history here. This is such an iconic and motley cast.
90's The big bang theory
KozenaDrzka - Retro IT, Mafia a gaming this was funnier
THIS COMMENT GIVES ME LIFE
90s incels lol
Everytime I throw on Fleetwood Mac's Rumours I think of Chris Farley and have to come back to this skit 😂
Wow, how have I never seen this! Two timeless classics!
So relevant. I have not 'got any' in twenty four months, because I want to work on myself and got tired of trying so hard. I do hope people are more compassionate now.
They are less compassionate than ever before in the history of the world
I wonder if Spade made Sandler the humble one when he wrote the skit or if Sandler came up with it on his own. Here we are 30 years later the humble guy is the one on top by a pretty wide margin. RIP Farley we'll always love ya
How Can we find out who wrote which skits? Is it usually the lead cast member?
David Spade's first written sketch to make it to air. He told a story about how Chris didn't tell him that he'd stolen the "weight problem" dialogue from Stripes until the last minute.
LOL. The way Farley says, "A LOT!"
I could watch these comedic geniuses all day!! These are reminders of far better times!
I Miss my Country, and the old ways and much better days. What is going on ? Corruption... sucking the life out of the United States, better get this evil out of system and lives.
First time seeing this sketch. Once again, Farley owns the scene. This belongs right up there with Matt Foley and the "decaf coffee crystals" flipout. They could've just done Farley singing "Second Hand News" dancing in a Chippendale's outfit for a whole sketch. He had the Midas Touch. We who grew up in the 90s were so blessed with his extra thick presence on our extra thick TV sets.
Church bro. This world needs Chris Farley. I mentioned his name a few days back ago to someone younger than me, and I said "You know..? Tommy Boy!?" they said who's that...🤬
After 9/11, we all seemed to have lost our innocent laughter and EVERYTHING became fuckin so serious, yet here we are.
@@ghkillah1995
Lots of younger people know about Chris Farley, that younger person you talked to is just an airhead.
Amen! I love Chris Farley, and grew up watching him.
Michael J. Fox's deadpan when Farley sang was hilarious. Of course the singing was hilarious on its own, but Fox's reaction made it even funnier.
"Lay you down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff"...I can only imagine how hard it was for the cast to hold in their laughs
Seriously it was quiet for a min. Idk why that is so funny man
I never knew MJF was on SNL. Love him.
Michael J. Fox, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Chris Rock, and David Spade all in their 20's. Look how young they were.
Great lineup
I miss Chris Farley, I still remember when I heard he died. On the radio, in Texas 😭. Broke my heart
Classic sketch! Legendary Crew!!
We ALL want to be that guy, Chris.
chris rock just doing his standup
The great Chris Farley
in australia we say 'if there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket'
Really love all these guys a lot