Best of Glenn Quagmire - Seasons 8-14

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  • čas přidán 23. 09. 2016
  • Here are some of the best and funniest moments from Glenn Quagmire which I believe broadly portray the type of comedy used by his character in seasons 8 to 14. The video includes insulting and making jokes about popular topics and relatable real life situations and personifying them.
    I do not own ANY of the property and rights, they are owned by Twentieth Century Fox. I am simply giving commentary on the some of which I believe to be some of the best and funniest moments. This is considered to be fair use.
    Family Guy is an animated show created by Seth Macfarlane which is about the Griffin family consisting of Peter (Father), Lois (Mother), Chris (Son), Meg (Daughter), Stewie (Baby Son) and Brian (Talking Dog). Other popular characters include Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown and Glen Quagmire (neighbours), Carter Pewterschmidt (Lois’s father), Mort Goldman (Pharmacist and family friend), Dr. Hartman, Mayor Adam West and Tom Tucker (News Anchor). The show is in a fictional city called Quahog in Rhode Island. The show is extremely famous for its cutaway scenes that often insult celebrities, politics, religion, stereotypes, cultures and other popular topics.
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  • @baixaki349
    @baixaki349 Před 7 lety +13855

    Quagmire is lefty

    • @skyvoid6259
      @skyvoid6259 Před 6 lety +664

      ShayCormac xD Im right handed, but I mastetbate left handed

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 Před 6 lety +76

      Trump is a lefty then.

    • @skyvoid6259
      @skyvoid6259 Před 6 lety +26

      Barricade 04 Thats how it is for me. And thats all I said, and then some dumb ass goes off...

    • @skyvoid6259
      @skyvoid6259 Před 6 lety +34

      _ D0ct0r _ Ok first of all who the fuck are you, why did you come here.. And what are you talking about chapter four, wtf does thar mean. You know what idc, Im done with this thread

    • @jimtinker2042
      @jimtinker2042 Před 5 lety +7

      _ D0ct0r _ What are you talking about

  • @Onizuka2107
    @Onizuka2107 Před 4 lety +3660

    00:29 cutest giggity ever

    • @DaL3g3nd_713
      @DaL3g3nd_713 Před 3 lety +204

      00:30

    • @Bugretti
      @Bugretti Před 3 lety +61

      We're talking about Quagmire so um FBI moment

    • @Alpharelic
      @Alpharelic Před 3 lety +64

      He should've named that baby Gwen Quagmire.

    • @henrywalke9129
      @henrywalke9129 Před 3 lety +11

      Ohhhh I say that

    • @julianmoe928
      @julianmoe928 Před 3 lety +19

      It's always adorable when the kid says the parent's catchphrase.

  • @nobodyshome4633
    @nobodyshome4633 Před 3 lety +1873

    I love Quagmire’s serious moments... like “Joe that was like right in my f*king ear” - for example. I love when he goes out of character and talks really seriously about a situation he has found himself in. I found it so hilarious, some of the best moments.

    • @Cyrussy
      @Cyrussy Před 2 lety +50

      I think it's funny that he's simultaneously the most disturbing person and yet usually the most level headed and normal person in the show.

    • @no_ot9235
      @no_ot9235 Před 2 lety +4

      69 haha

  • @yourboidentono1845
    @yourboidentono1845 Před 4 lety +3087

    Every boy after quarantine: 0:15

  • @tylertherriault1121
    @tylertherriault1121 Před 7 lety +12186

    He need his own show

  • @ultrainstinctgoku6687
    @ultrainstinctgoku6687 Před 7 lety +6137

    2:10 " what the hell are you supposed to be" lmao 😂

    • @SurvivingAnotherDay
      @SurvivingAnotherDay Před 5 lety +63

      Did you even watch the video?? It’s a condom

    • @SurvivingAnotherDay
      @SurvivingAnotherDay Před 5 lety +177

      @@lucdoucette562 My bait brings in more food for tonight. My family lives another day.

    • @eptray2264
      @eptray2264 Před 5 lety +36

      @@SurvivingAnotherDay R/WOOOOOOSH

    • @SurvivingAnotherDay
      @SurvivingAnotherDay Před 5 lety +91

      @@eptray2264 Mhmmm, my bait brings in more food for tonight. I shall have a feast tonight

    • @twilychan1312
      @twilychan1312 Před 5 lety +15

      I just now realized the joke omg XDD

  • @90sDripLord
    @90sDripLord Před 4 lety +1801

    2:46 lol anyone else hear that slide to unlock

    • @OtterverseGaming
      @OtterverseGaming Před 4 lety +19

      Pre iOS 7, oh I miss those days

    • @90sDripLord
      @90sDripLord Před 4 lety +7

      Otterverse Gaming it was on ios 1-9 the sound was only on ios 6 and lower it had no sound on ios 7-9

    • @battleswarm4679
      @battleswarm4679 Před 3 lety +1

      All I heard was this czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html

    • @Exoticmuffinjuice
      @Exoticmuffinjuice Před 3 lety +1

      Battle Swarm an ad saved me😃

    • @battleswarm4679
      @battleswarm4679 Před 3 lety

      @@Exoticmuffinjuice bollocks

  • @Holliday0089
    @Holliday0089 Před 5 lety +533

    1:59 I lost it when he moved the bucket

  • @TelikiMouse
    @TelikiMouse Před 7 lety +7749

    that first scene XD

  • @mintikkuma
    @mintikkuma Před 7 lety +857

    "GET SOME!! GET SOME!!" "Hey Joe, that's like right in my fuckin ear"

  • @shufflestyle113
    @shufflestyle113 Před 4 lety +472

    1:32 BEST SCENE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @andre_mod3282
      @andre_mod3282 Před 3 lety +38

      NO NO NOT ALRIGHT!

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync Před 2 lety +10

      I don’t see how he’d have been alright with that scenario anyway. If he doesn’t know what a condom is? Or would have to be on a guys stuff regardless.

    • @themintaddict2090
      @themintaddict2090 Před 2 lety +6

      HAHAHAH YOOO WTF

    • @paulinhoxavierii3744
      @paulinhoxavierii3744 Před 2 lety +1

      Comment I wanted to make

    • @paulinhoxavierii3744
      @paulinhoxavierii3744 Před 2 lety

      @@dubbingsync I don't know if I understand your comment but the joke is about quagmire being a condom. As a condom he expected some pus** but then it was a guy

  • @jonnyrodz943
    @jonnyrodz943 Před 5 lety +970

    0:59 So true, Joe is always unnecessarily loud

  • @stratuscloud791
    @stratuscloud791 Před 6 lety +1798

    The best clip was when Quagmire came at Peter's house as fast as the Roadrunner with sign saying "Giggity".

  • @Christian_Martinez_yt
    @Christian_Martinez_yt Před 5 lety +1623

    Take him away we got all the awesome evidence we need

    • @KadeSutherland
      @KadeSutherland Před 5 lety +21

      Chris Martinez 3:13 LMAO

    • @iToldYou922
      @iToldYou922 Před 4 lety +4

      Wrong time

    • @penisbutthole1720
      @penisbutthole1720 Před 4 lety +13

      joe would be arrested for posession of child p

    • @oceanbreezeyy764
      @oceanbreezeyy764 Před 3 lety +2

      Quagmire has statutory rape charges, and child pornography crimes under his belt.

    • @mr.randomperson9900
      @mr.randomperson9900 Před 3 lety +2

      So we not gonna talk about how quagmire was only buying meat in the grocery store

  • @andrewjay2340
    @andrewjay2340 Před 3 lety +536

    2:07 I laughed so unbelievably hard

  • @azraelgorge9203
    @azraelgorge9203 Před 5 lety +137

    "Oh yeah, BOOM!"
    "You disgust me"
    "Take him away, we got all the awesome evidence we need."

  • @RedAssassin
    @RedAssassin Před 7 lety +2456

    Holy shit, I only just now figured out the condom joke

  • @abdullahibouraleh6919
    @abdullahibouraleh6919 Před 7 lety +3843

    The first one... XD!

    • @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421
      @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 Před 5 lety +2

      Can you explain it?

    • @johnthechamp4208
      @johnthechamp4208 Před 5 lety +9

      Abdullahi Bouraleh you literally copied and pasted another comment from 2 years ago

    • @Ynenemo3795
      @Ynenemo3795 Před 5 lety +1

      @@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 he beat his mean to long

    • @XXKXKX
      @XXKXKX Před 5 lety +2

      Stolen comment you thief

    • @peterkent5153
      @peterkent5153 Před 5 lety +1

      @Donate a sub to punch a baby He's right handed. That's the one he's using for the mouse, leaving only his left hand free...

  • @esauvillegas2143
    @esauvillegas2143 Před 4 lety +115

    3:13 I'm sure you do Glenn; I'm sure you do.

  • @skymaster256
    @skymaster256 Před 3 lety +54

    1:06 amazing jaws reference

  • @brooke8795
    @brooke8795 Před 6 lety +1632

    2:02 HOW DID HE GROW SUCH LONG ARMS XDD

  • @TelikiMouse
    @TelikiMouse Před 7 lety +1040

    Quagmire the roadrunner XD

  • @user-BadUsername
    @user-BadUsername Před 3 lety +50

    0:11 every teenager after quarantine is over

  • @the1stwing
    @the1stwing Před 5 lety +680

    Quagmire: "Fast forward. forward, forward, keep forwarding."
    Cleveland: "Is that woman going to be okay?
    Quagmire: "Yeah, yeah, we're having brunch after this... (God I look huge in that bed, don't I?)"

    • @eugenehughgene4271
      @eugenehughgene4271 Před 4 lety +7

      congratulations on being the only one who's ever watched this video

    • @alidirani2295
      @alidirani2295 Před 4 lety +9

      The best fucking part

    • @Kpimpmaster
      @Kpimpmaster Před 4 lety +9

      Did he know that the camera was there before or after he banged the kid’s mom

    • @Dman4901
      @Dman4901 Před 4 lety +3

      The_1st_wing Cleveland was genuinely concerned for that women

    • @an_absolute_moron
      @an_absolute_moron Před 4 lety +7

      Eugene Hugh Gene congratulations on being a ass

  • @petergriffin4065
    @petergriffin4065 Před 7 lety +1396

    Giggity Giggity Goo

  • @imabsolutetrash3401
    @imabsolutetrash3401 Před 7 lety +736

    I love how Chris dressed up as a condom xD

  • @judahsmith8986
    @judahsmith8986 Před 4 lety +21

    0:30 she even did the head thing 😂😂

  • @boxyrants
    @boxyrants Před 4 lety +23

    2:47 “Oh yeah, boom!” - Joe Swanson

  • @ThePieMan305
    @ThePieMan305 Před 7 lety +354

    He's Quagmire! Quagmire! "GIGGITY-GIGGITY-GIGGITY-GIGGITY LET'S HAVE SEX!" lmao makes me laugh everytime xD

  • @playhardpt4096
    @playhardpt4096 Před 7 lety +844

    Quagmire its a lefty haha

    • @SpardauDebesi
      @SpardauDebesi Před 7 lety +4

      So ???

    • @fukquro
      @fukquro Před 7 lety +2

      You watch the video?

    • @SpardauDebesi
      @SpardauDebesi Před 7 lety +2

      YES. Im "lefty" so fucking what ? :(

    • @SpardauDebesi
      @SpardauDebesi Před 7 lety +1

      I do get the joke , but i don't get the comment.

    • @lustre3432
      @lustre3432 Před 7 lety +34

      They weren't making a joke. They were just saying how they just realized that.

  • @michahi3
    @michahi3 Před 4 lety +90

    1:12 I thought quagmire was aiming for Lois's ass but instead just ran into her cart

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 Před 2 lety +1

      Ha had that sausage and the rest if the meat

  • @Kota_Fox
    @Kota_Fox Před 4 lety +38

    0:15 months in quarantine.

  • @azrielhenderson4679
    @azrielhenderson4679 Před 7 lety +557

    G-i-g-g-i-t-y
    G-i-g-g-i-t-y
    G-i-g-g-i-t-y
    Gig. Gig. Gig. Gig. Gig Gig Gig
    GIGGITY! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Lois. hi

  • @Haywood2
    @Haywood2 Před 4 lety +156

    No guarantee it’s your baby.
    Gigity
    This is the first case we don’t need a DNA test

  • @cinthiamelo6252
    @cinthiamelo6252 Před 5 lety +30

    his baby's "giggity" was the cutest thing ever

  • @jasonjimenez8368
    @jasonjimenez8368 Před 5 lety +94

    “Giggity giggity gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi giggity

  • @bradleystopher8725
    @bradleystopher8725 Před 4 lety +35

    2:22 "Quagmire will show up like the Roadrunner"
    Roadrunner MEEP MEEP
    Quagmire GIGGITY GIGGITY

  • @nicklasveva
    @nicklasveva Před 2 lety +44

    "Hey Joe, that's like right in my f*ing ear."
    I love that line so much. It's so funny because of how non-wacky and unexpected it is.

  • @propellerknight6334
    @propellerknight6334 Před 2 lety +78

    0:01 his "hey Peter" is even better than that of Doc Ock.

  • @TornikeKostava
    @TornikeKostava Před 4 lety +101

    0:07 when i go out of quarantine and see my friend

  • @spookyslitter4294
    @spookyslitter4294 Před 6 lety +329

    0:00 HEY 🅱️ETER

  • @luqas99
    @luqas99 Před 6 lety +141

    2:14 I thought Peter was lying on his stomach.

  • @reddi3574
    @reddi3574 Před 5 lety +68

    1:00
    *Joe:* GET SOME, GET SOME!!!
    *Quagmire:* Hey Joe?
    *Joe:* *Backs up and looks up at Glenn*
    *Quagmire:* That's like right in my f***in ear.

  • @IzichiUchiha
    @IzichiUchiha Před 5 lety +70

    0:15 when your mum asks why you got this grade for final exams

  • @pomegranteappleson1628
    @pomegranteappleson1628 Před 6 lety +74

    He's like my favorite character. Perfect mixture of pervert and funny

  • @lucasgamecraft9914
    @lucasgamecraft9914 Před 7 lety +272

    God I look huge in that bed...

  • @chinoschmino9108
    @chinoschmino9108 Před 4 lety +11

    2:33 I mean...the man speaks truth here

  • @fimmt684
    @fimmt684 Před 5 lety +57

    I laughed so hard, this is gold

  • @bryanttecanhuehue9950
    @bryanttecanhuehue9950 Před 5 lety +11

    He said “god do I look huge in that bed don’t I “😂😂

  • @autocorrect3055
    @autocorrect3055 Před 4 lety +11

    0:11
    Everyone when we walk out of quarantine

  • @NicoleJoAnn
    @NicoleJoAnn Před 3 lety +13

    “Hey joe that’s like right in my fricking ear”😂

  • @ekocyctem
    @ekocyctem Před 5 lety +39

    Peter: there is no guarantee it’s your baby
    Baby: Giggty?

    • @Its_Charlie_Young
      @Its_Charlie_Young Před 4 lety +2

      QUAGMIRE: "Oh...I say that..."

    • @kuramayoko23
      @kuramayoko23 Před 3 lety

      It's weird because he denies having a mutant baby with a giraffe. It literally says "giraffity" and he goes "yeah, that's not mine."

  • @dreydengaugel4349
    @dreydengaugel4349 Před 3 lety +14

    I love when quagmire’s baby says giggity

  • @levifletcher5541
    @levifletcher5541 Před 4 lety +14

    The first one is how every guy is gonna come out of quarantine😂

  • @justjabari6430
    @justjabari6430 Před 3 lety +5

    0:22 everyone after quarantine

  • @mintymango3717
    @mintymango3717 Před 3 lety +9

    0:11 LMAO 🤣🤣 one of the best characters on the show

  • @javieralmodovar7815
    @javieralmodovar7815 Před 6 lety +39

    "Hey Joe that was like right in my fuckin ear." 😭

  • @glennhoddle10
    @glennhoddle10 Před 5 lety +9

    _Guagmire's eternal contribution to mankind :_ *"I like where this is going...Giggity, Giggity, Gig... Gity!"*

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 Před 3 lety +5

    2:02 His arms just doubled in length

  • @prxshxr
    @prxshxr Před 3 lety +7

    "I don't wanna go to jail, but I really wanna take credit"
    Says every criminal ever 😂

  • @bunnygamer9806
    @bunnygamer9806 Před 7 lety +307

    1:07 to 1:22 was my favorite part

  • @JaqenHghar.
    @JaqenHghar. Před 4 lety +8

    "Joe that's like right in my f****ng ear" is my favorite part because I feel the same way when people around me are getting too excited about shit

  • @khameronsmith108
    @khameronsmith108 Před 3 lety +15

    The part I didn't get at first was that Quagmire had no idea what a condom was 😂😂😂

  • @elhatesallofyou
    @elhatesallofyou Před 5 lety +21

    After 183 years, I finally understood the joke in the first scene.

    • @imalemon3841
      @imalemon3841 Před 2 lety +2

      Really? The first first joke??? Bruh how did u not understand it

    • @LEVPQR
      @LEVPQR Před 2 lety

      @@imalemon3841 I wouldn't have understood it too a few years ago 😂😂

    • @nicksawyer320
      @nicksawyer320 Před rokem

      @@imalemon3841 you annoying af like you never got a joke before..

  • @henrybennett2676
    @henrybennett2676 Před 5 lety +5

    2:19 😂😂😂 that smile and blink he does

  • @thewhygodyt4471
    @thewhygodyt4471 Před 4 lety +7

    2:13
    Quagmire : what the hell are you supposed to be
    Me: something you never use

  • @joe_yt3004
    @joe_yt3004 Před 4 lety +11

    Me after quarantine 0:03

  • @theepicfail7017
    @theepicfail7017 Před 7 lety +181

    Jaws reference 😂

  • @treroney4720
    @treroney4720 Před 6 lety +59

    Apparently he's a lefty! Lol

  • @gulerville
    @gulerville Před 4 lety +7

    the last one literally killed me :DD

  • @joshuamckenzie5827
    @joshuamckenzie5827 Před 5 lety +7

    The fourth one was so dark on so many levels, but funny in so many ways. Lmao

  • @deandresimmons4240
    @deandresimmons4240 Před 3 lety +10

    Quagmire : ima go check my mail
    Peter: U been lifting weights lmao 🤣 *quagmire arm *

  • @TailzorR6
    @TailzorR6 Před 5 lety +3

    Like how you put the thumbnail as the first clip thanks a lot bro

  • @kasumihayabusaONCE
    @kasumihayabusaONCE Před 4 lety +4

    1:07 lmfaooo shits so funny

  • @alexavilaz15
    @alexavilaz15 Před 3 lety +8

    Is that woman gonna be okay?
    LOL that last scene makes me laugh every time

  • @kingtao5902
    @kingtao5902 Před 4 lety +10

    0:00 After Quarantine

  • @ayeTobi
    @ayeTobi Před 4 lety +6

    0:11 that’s how I spend my time on quarantine.

  • @YamzieMoyo
    @YamzieMoyo Před 2 lety +1

    0:00 "My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm." - Tryndamere.

  • @Yugiohfans11
    @Yugiohfans11 Před 4 lety +70

    Peter: Now hang on Quagmire, there's no guarantee it's your baby.
    Baby: Giggity.
    Me: well, there's your DNA test.

  • @Double-V13
    @Double-V13 Před 2 lety +6

    Him not knowing who Chris was legendary 🤣

  • @hawkmaster381
    @hawkmaster381 Před 5 lety +10

    That was pretty much me when the Internet first came out. lol

  • @black_nerdy
    @black_nerdy Před 3 lety +1

    You started with the thumbnail and for that you have my respect

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman Před 3 měsíci +1

    1:10 the Jaws reference killed me 😂

  • @shoka_01
    @shoka_01 Před 2 lety +4

    “Oh yea, BOOM! You’re disgusting. Take him away, we’ve got all the awesome evidence we need.”
    Lmao joe

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 Před 3 lety +3

    "Hey Joe, that's like right in my f***ing ear." XD

  • @carloscarlos9729
    @carloscarlos9729 Před 2 lety +1

    1:15 the visual poetry of putting a salamy right there

  • @jmkplayz9076
    @jmkplayz9076 Před 4 lety +5

    1:07 me at Wal-Mart

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 Před 3 lety

      So you basically just revealed you’re a pervert.

  • @theonlygod5119
    @theonlygod5119 Před 5 lety +4

    “Oh......I say that” 😂

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul Před 6 lety +3

    love how joe goes from excited friend to serious cop.

  • @irenebanerjee4211
    @irenebanerjee4211 Před 2 lety +2

    the baby saying giggity! how cute!

  • @UOYKCUF....ReadBackward
    @UOYKCUF....ReadBackward Před 2 lety +3

    The popcorn scene had me dead

  • @boofjake
    @boofjake Před 4 lety +16

    *CZcams:*
    2016: Nope
    2017: Nope
    2018: Nope
    2019: Still Nope
    2020: *RECCOMEND IT NOW!!!*

    • @jasons8734
      @jasons8734 Před 4 lety +4

      Just Jacob whats the point of this comment, its overused and not funny. Get some of your own material, this video was recommended in 2016-2020 just because you saw it now doesn't mean everyone saw it now

    • @zegolem3607
      @zegolem3607 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jasons8734 you are on CZcams what did you expect?

  • @madern7
    @madern7 Před 3 lety +2

    1:22 look in the cart 😂

  • @alexandriacooper8007
    @alexandriacooper8007 Před 4 lety

    Awesome 👍

  • @FreshBeatles
    @FreshBeatles Před 5 lety +2

    "hey, hey joe? that's like, right in my fucking ear." LMFAO

  • @kcollins3703
    @kcollins3703 Před 5 lety +7

    Quagmire as Shark omgf XDD

  • @maksymilian4000
    @maksymilian4000 Před 3 lety +4

    The first scene is every guy after quarantine.

  • @KellyCalKelsey
    @KellyCalKelsey Před 4 lety

    This is the first video I watched in a year

  • @goomy_
    @goomy_ Před 3 lety +2

    He does it with his left hand lmao

  • @azrielhenderson4679
    @azrielhenderson4679 Před 7 lety +585

    It. took. me. a while. to. realize how. Quagmire. had. a. giant. arm . when. I. realized. how. I. laughed. my. ass. off. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars Před 7 lety +28

      part i find hilarious is he is a lefty and this is how we find out

    • @tankimarkgraaf
      @tankimarkgraaf Před 7 lety +4

      hardwire No you dumb

    • @diabloa.1700
      @diabloa.1700 Před 7 lety +31

      what's up with the dots

    • @tataki2016
      @tataki2016 Před 7 lety

      Azriel Henderson thhjnnnkjkzkzkzososoerosurofkfdmldjsjssjsjsijsjskdllddksoosso

    • @jai5063
      @jai5063 Před 7 lety +14

      laflacko spacebar probably broke