Everything Wrong With Oblivion In 12 Minutes Or Less

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  • čas přidán 26. 05. 2014
  • In anticipation of Tom Cruise's big sci-fi movie, Edge of Tomorrow, we decided to go back to the most recent Tom Cruise sci-fi movie for sins... Oblivion. It co-stars Morgan Freeman and that guy from Game of Thrones whose name I don't feel like trying to spell... but the sins are still there, plain as day.
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  • @EnderSwagger
    @EnderSwagger Před 10 lety +1057

    Not gonna lie, I freakin loved this movie.

    • @FntX-Video
      @FntX-Video Před 10 lety +36

      me too but it has some flaws :)

    • @HenningDanielGaming
      @HenningDanielGaming Před 10 lety +9

      I like it up to the end would have been way better if he stayed dead among a few other points.

    • @BigAigge
      @BigAigge Před 10 lety +7

      El Neuro Quila The story for example

    • @TheLimitlessLegacy
      @TheLimitlessLegacy Před 10 lety +11

      The film was badass :) I loved everything about it :)

    • @SamePaul
      @SamePaul Před 4 lety +3

      you should feel ashamed :)

  • @Aeroldoth3
    @Aeroldoth3 Před 8 lety +1276

    Tom Cruise plays Jack Reacher, a man living on the Edge of Tomorrow as the world faces Oblivion. A flashback in the beginning shows us he was Born on the Fourth of July, foreshadowing the Legend he would become. For Jack is no simple maintenance tech, but a man, a warrior, whose honor is Far and Away greater than those of other men, making him like The Last Samurai on earth.
    He starts Losin' It when he discovers there's actually a War of the Worlds going on, as aliens are draining the planet of water leaving deserts and Vanilla Skies. He will need All the Right Moves, and the Endless Love of his female warrior companion, his Valkyrie, to succeed. With only a Few Good Men to help, he will engage in some Risky Business and take the fight to the heart of the enemy. Out of all the guns that have tried and failed, he will be the Top Gun that will succeed in defeating The Outsiders. Unfortunately, there will be Collateral damage in what everyone had classifed as a Mission: Impossible.
    Though not all will know his name, he will be remembered as the one who saved the water, and life, of the planet. All will honor the ultimate sacrifice of the Rain Man.

    • @BrynjarReynisson
      @BrynjarReynisson Před 8 lety +142

      that is one of the best comments I have read in my life.

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 Před 8 lety +54

      Brynjar Reynisson
      I'm glad you liked it! I didn't think anyone was reading it.

    • @jacobwojciechowski1299
      @jacobwojciechowski1299 Před 8 lety +21

      Wow I'm gonna have to use that in a story

    • @narreddarr8092
      @narreddarr8092 Před 8 lety +10

      +Aeroldoth3
      and?
      what about the closets?

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 Před 8 lety +2

      Narred Darr
      What?

  • @magicmulder
    @magicmulder Před 6 lety +159

    Folks, there are no aliens. The Tet is a giant AI moving through space.

    • @kennethkennedy7118
      @kennethkennedy7118 Před 4 lety +5

      magicmulder but why would AI need water??

    • @matheuroux5134
      @matheuroux5134 Před 4 lety +40

      @@kennethkennedy7118 I think it is implied it uses it for fusion reactors

    • @aaronstarr391
      @aaronstarr391 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah, seawater can be used by fusion reactors along with a much smaller amount of radioactive elements compared to fission reactors today.

    • @michaelmcneil4168
      @michaelmcneil4168 Před 3 lety

      @@aaronstarr391 What would water decay into?

    • @aaronstarr391
      @aaronstarr391 Před 3 lety +5

      @@michaelmcneil4168 The water would be released as helium after fusion, that would be great because earth has very little helium in it. The small amount of tritium required could be contained in a ceramic sphere which would allow it to me used very efficently and would not require liquid cooling. The remnants of the tritium could be stored in a more convenient place because the ceramic spheres would block most of the radiation and can withstand hitting other speheres or dropping from a reasonable distance.

  • @jamjam445
    @jamjam445 Před 5 lety +49

    I actually LOVE the soundtrack in this movie! It matches the tone of the movie perfectly.

    • @giorosiles2220
      @giorosiles2220 Před rokem

      Where are the comments after 3 years in a popular video.

  • @fruitsalad5802
    @fruitsalad5802 Před 8 lety +1457

    Y'know, love it or hate it, this is a fucking beautifully shot and animated movie. You can take half the screenshots from this entire film and they'd make stunning desktop backgrounds.

    • @rikkatakanashi9208
      @rikkatakanashi9208 Před 8 lety +52

      +technobarry You know, that's exactly how Tron: Legacy is, too. I'm a huge Tron nerd, but IMO, the plot was severely lacking and hole-ridden. I just stop looking for a story and start indulging in the emotion, the visuals, and the score. It makes it all a whole lot more enjoyable :)

    • @ottodemare662
      @ottodemare662 Před 8 lety +7

      +technobarry Yeah, it's a great movie, but even great movies sin.

    • @kristinnmoller2185
      @kristinnmoller2185 Před 8 lety +4

      Go to Iceland then

    • @brandoncrook5361
      @brandoncrook5361 Před 8 lety

      Not really

    • @szymusiek1980
      @szymusiek1980 Před 8 lety

      +KrissiUltra bravo troll bravo!

  • @FSVectors
    @FSVectors Před 8 lety +70

    "Vicka is a dick-a to Jack-a". Pure gold.

  • @ZeroSuitSamo
    @ZeroSuitSamo Před 7 lety +229

    You usually do a good job pointing out the little things, but you missed a good one. If my memory is correct, the song that plays when Jack starts the record player in his makeshift house is Ramble On from Led Zeppelin II. That is the third song on side two, but he drops the needle on the outside if the record. Since that it is one of my all time favorite songs on one of my favorite albums, this bothered me greatly when I saw it lol.

    •  Před 5 lety

      Lol good spot!

    • @cubnz7391
      @cubnz7391 Před 2 lety +4

      Fuck that's good

    • @zenleek2129
      @zenleek2129 Před 2 lety +10

      Yeah, I can see why he didn't catch that one

    • @duggygee1232
      @duggygee1232 Před 2 lety +3

      Good catch!

    • @breakfreak3181
      @breakfreak3181 Před 2 lety +1

      That's a good spot! It probably is a mistake, but could there be a compilation album with that track on it first (unlikely, I know!)

  • @marcoferreira3832
    @marcoferreira3832 Před 6 lety +56

    Watched the movie just now, it was great , yes it has some plot holes but tbh I figured out the story pretty well. And you don't get bored, you get glued to the screen for the entire movie, which is awesome!

    • @dragospahontu
      @dragospahontu Před rokem

      The first part was kinda boring and dragged on a bit.

  • @DARIVSARCHITECTVS
    @DARIVSARCHITECTVS Před 7 lety +140

    So many critics didn't like this film, but I found it so inspirational in so many ways, the love story, the struggle for survival and the struggle to find one's self, with the music setting the emotional tone to perfection. All these things drown out the plot flaws, and leave you with a sense of loss and wonder.

  • @robicenco1
    @robicenco1 Před 9 lety +55

    10:51 - I don't think this is a fault at all. The TET sensed that Harper didn't answer the previous question honestly, so he has to answer the next one honestly. And it is the kind of answer that the TET would expect to hear - it has fooled the clones into thinking that they are saving humanity, even though they're really doing the opposite. Harper's answer is therefore honest, but he knows more than the TET knows he knows.
    It's hard to defend the mistakes and inconsistencies in this film. But it's still quite watchable. I enjoyed it.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 Před 9 lety +3

      robicenco1 I watch it because it an atheist movie, Tom Cruise didnt realize that he was doing a movie were to be happy you need literally to destroy "God", because that is the TET represents.

    • @faceripper77
      @faceripper77 Před 2 lety +1

      Achuwally, tom cruise was supposed to be a human communicating with another human, thinking the war was long over. When he mentions saving the species he’s revealing that he knows whats up.. but he’s saying julia will be an “effective team member” so the tets like meh lettem in good enough for me. In the interest of improving their system I guess.

  • @gravesclayton3604
    @gravesclayton3604 Před 2 lety +71

    Even with it's flaws, I loved this movie, too! The last 20 years have been conspicuously lacking in narrative quality, despite all the CGI. I count this as one of the few exceptions! Loved it!

    • @giorosiles2220
      @giorosiles2220 Před rokem +2

      Where in the fuck is this comment after 1 YEAR of existing has no comments.

    • @chocomilkfps1264
      @chocomilkfps1264 Před měsícem

      This movie has narrative quality?! Holy shit your mind is gonna be blown when you watch even a 3 star film

  • @palp66
    @palp66 Před 7 lety +46

    "I'm ordering you to *pull out*"

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 Před 7 lety +847

    So Jack #52 shows up at the end. What happens when the other 50 Jacks also show up at the house?

    • @LiarraSniffles_X3
      @LiarraSniffles_X3 Před 7 lety +376

      Orgies.

    • @AegisOfAthens
      @AegisOfAthens Před 7 lety +77

      Darren Z How Oblivion Should Have Ended, watch it

    • @TsuladanGaming
      @TsuladanGaming Před 7 lety +181

      Better question, what happened to the 50-something Vika clones still out there, especially Vika 52 who is likely off hunting for her Jack.

    • @JounLord1
      @JounLord1 Před 7 lety +34

      Maybe join the Jacks at the cabin? Make things awfully awkward with all the Victorias porking all the Jacks who were all still technically married.
      That or they all die in their towers after the Tet goes offline.

    • @mickmaxtube
      @mickmaxtube Před 7 lety +51

      It's called an Orgy. Or gangrape. Statistics tell us that 4 out of 5 people enjoy gangrape.

  • @JohnSmith-rb6zj
    @JohnSmith-rb6zj Před 10 lety +40

    I found it funny that Tom Cruise, the Scientologist, played a character that was made by aliens.

  • @ChaseStull
    @ChaseStull Před 4 lety +50

    The one comment that actually made me laugh
    "It's like after inception EVERYBODY had to use that noise in their movie"

  • @Tee-Ess
    @Tee-Ess Před rokem +37

    Great movie. Way underrated. Minor plot inconsistencies? Sure. But stunning visuals, great music, and a compelling story.

    • @ivanaschramke6967
      @ivanaschramke6967 Před rokem +2

      Minor?!? Lol

    • @chocomilkfps1264
      @chocomilkfps1264 Před měsícem

      “Minor plot inconsistencies” my brother in Christ not one thing about this movie makes any sense from any of the actual characters perspectives…
      Honestly cinema sins didn’t even brush on some of the most egregious plot holes… like if any army of Tom Cruise’s had no issue conquering the world, why do they now have to be separated from one another and tricked into doing what the tet wants? So really the revelation of Tom hanks clones is only a cool twist to the audience but makes 0 sense to characters involved… and this movie will do shit like that 100 more times tbh

  • @finalgaming8053
    @finalgaming8053 Před 7 lety +537

    I think you guys need to start adding sins for main protagonist name "Jack"

    • @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506
      @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506 Před 7 lety +21

      FinalGaming that Tom Cruise plays, on top of it.

    • @michaelmcneil4168
      @michaelmcneil4168 Před 3 lety +3

      You missed the point his last name was Harper as in HAARP. See Weatherwar101.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor Před 3 lety +1

      OK but then same thing with Keanu Reaves' characters being named "John" or "Johnny"

    • @Gigacow
      @Gigacow Před 2 lety

      handsome jack was the opposite

    • @finalgaming8053
      @finalgaming8053 Před 2 lety

      @@Gigacow but he was Handsome Jack, not regular Jack. He’s an exception

  • @dedreviil
    @dedreviil Před 10 lety +348

    Although very sinful sins were pointed out in this video I shall watch this movie tonight! :)

    • @MeshaMichaelSavio
      @MeshaMichaelSavio Před 10 lety +96

      Yeah even with these sins, I thought the movie was great. The soundtrack is amazing as well!

    • @Bike0r
      @Bike0r Před 10 lety

      Hello!

    • @bradcook1537
      @bradcook1537 Před 10 lety +18

      ***** Not that I'm saying this is a bad thing, but the soundtrack just made me want to play Mass Effect.

    • @EvieCorwell
      @EvieCorwell Před 10 lety +2

      Joseph Lightfoot Just stop at ME3's Priority: Earth.

    • @Cinnoney
      @Cinnoney Před 10 lety

      ***** i think so too!!

  • @thisisanaccount7383
    @thisisanaccount7383 Před 6 lety +40

    The only thing i wonder about:WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOG!!!!!

  • @nomeaknat
    @nomeaknat Před 6 lety +10

    I would remove a sin or two for how terrifying or at the very least intimidating they made the drones.

  • @kruger7796
    @kruger7796 Před 7 lety +158

    "-I am Jack Harper"
    "Really? I thought you were Jack Reacher.."
    Killed me x)

    • @terenciogalindo3893
      @terenciogalindo3893 Před 4 lety +1

      And I was thinking he was Jake Harper, consider how shocked I was!!

    • @JR-ju3kj
      @JR-ju3kj Před 2 lety +1

      Fun Fact:Tom Cruise has played three characters in three different movies named Jack! He did it in Legend,Jack Reacher and Oblivion.

  • @xdeser2949
    @xdeser2949 Před 9 lety +175

    0:54
    This isn't the Elder Scrolls IV
    +1 Sin

    • @Seussenshmirtz
      @Seussenshmirtz Před 9 lety +2

      Yes

    • @killlannisters7195
      @killlannisters7195 Před 9 lety +1

      ***** Genius.

    • @karlplatzer7478
      @karlplatzer7478 Před 9 lety

      ***** It's Mass Effect, judging from the soundtrack
      +1 sin
      And not being TES IV is a good thing in my book^^

    • @xdeser2949
      @xdeser2949 Před 9 lety +3

      Karl Platzer Count me as one of the people that really likes IV.

    • @jeffg5917
      @jeffg5917 Před 9 lety +3

      ***** I swear to god the only reason I watched this was to hear CinemaSins open up with, "Not Elder Scrolls" *Ding!*

  • @koroplays3200
    @koroplays3200 Před 7 lety +28

    I really liked Jack's weapons in this movie. they looked pretty cool.

  • @DarthVader-iy6zo
    @DarthVader-iy6zo Před 4 lety +51

    I think if people truly understood this movie, it wouldn’t have been rated at like a 50 on rotten tomatoes, and this movie was truly ahead of its time.

    • @Alvan81
      @Alvan81 Před rokem +6

      Old comment, but still relevant. The 'plot holes' are mostly "didn't get it holes".

    • @jeffreywilliamson4863
      @jeffreywilliamson4863 Před rokem

      @@Alvan81 Enlighten us on a few if you don't mind.

    • @Alvan81
      @Alvan81 Před rokem

      ​@@jeffreywilliamson4863 Sure.
      "Aliens wouldn't need our water, that's dumb". Explanation: Everything Sally/TET said, was a lie! So why believe _that_ part of her story? TET was terraforming the Earth for sterilization or future colonization.
      Any Energy production could have been for storage, manufacturing, or for the next interstellar leap, etc.
      Lost motorcycle, but he still gets home on time. The Autopilot, can fly to pilot's homing beacon.

    • @stemakwest7165
      @stemakwest7165 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@Alvan81 .. I see that all the time including in this video right here. There are many nonsense points in this one.

    • @chocomilkfps1264
      @chocomilkfps1264 Před měsícem

      I truly understand the movie and that’s why I know it’s garbage lol
      Tell me… if an army of Tom Cruises marched out of the ship together and conquered the planet, why do they now have to be separated from each other and tricked into service?

  • @QuesterPaul
    @QuesterPaul Před 10 lety +79

    You missed a sin. When Jack #49 goes into Jack #52's house and meets Vika #52, she didn't notice the big 49 on Jack's jacket's shoulders when she was looking right at him.

    • @nikeraikage5318
      @nikeraikage5318 Před 10 lety +10

      Good point.

    • @QuesterPaul
      @QuesterPaul Před 10 lety +2

      ***** the thing is, 49's colour is blue and 52's colour is beige/brown, not to mention that 49's whole suit was pretty roughed up, which, one could guess, would lead her to look at it, and hence notice the 49, or at the very least notice the different colour.

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 Před 3 lety +6

      I am not sure that is a Sin. After a while you don't notice stuff like that. If someone switched your license plates would you even notice?
      I know I lost my name tag after some searching found what thought was my tag in the floor and put it on. Like a week later at work said someone said "hey that's my Tag".
      Apparently I had been wearing the wrong tag for a week.
      Not saying wrong number would not jump out at her but just saying from experience it's possible it wouldn't.

    • @QuesterPaul
      @QuesterPaul Před 3 lety +2

      @@puellamservumaddominum6180 the thing is this is a universe where they only ever see each other in a very structured and minimalist environment, so it's not at all like a modern day workplace, really. So I would still argue that Vika 52 would notice that Jack is actually 49, not 52.

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 Před 3 lety +3

      @@QuesterPaul yes but did vika 52 know there were dozens of others jacks? That cloning technology even existed?
      Why would she think that Jack 49 was not hers that he was just being weird that day? Maybe each of the jacks have full sets of different colored coveralls? I doubt the aliens would make a seperate color for every jack.
      If your wife came in one day wearing a different outfit even different hair color would suspect that she was someone else?

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR Před 7 lety +88

    "Vicka is a dick-a to Jack-a" is one of my favorite Cinema Sins lines! X-D

  • @anthonyblack3579
    @anthonyblack3579 Před 5 lety +20

    Another sin for Tom Cruise playing another character called "Jack"

  • @Sk4M_.RangeroftheNorth
    @Sk4M_.RangeroftheNorth Před rokem +6

    I absolutely love this movie and will continue to do so, but i couldn't help but laugh at the huge gaping plotholes especially the flight recorder bit.🤣🤣🤣

  • @TigerKirby215
    @TigerKirby215 Před 8 lety +830

    Missing the obvious "Is not an Elder Scrolls movie" sin

  • @courtneykurtenbach2230
    @courtneykurtenbach2230 Před 9 lety +31

    Ahhh, I hate the 'slamming butt of the gun into someones forehead and they black out' thing. It always seems to magically make them instantly black out, but then wake up totally fine a while later. That kind of a blow to your head would most likely be pretty devastating depending on just how hard it was. But still, they make it seem like knocking someone out is just so easy-just hit them on the forehead with you gun, and 'boom'! they're unconscious! Like this guy said in the video, it isn't some 'consciousness button', nor does one exist in that way.

    • @benedictnsenga8920
      @benedictnsenga8920 Před 9 lety +1

      Haven't you seen that happen in almost every action movie? Also, he was hit with the butt of the gun, that ought knock someone who is being protected by the "power" of the plot. Besides, he was gushing blood after the hit.

    • @Pottan23
      @Pottan23 Před 9 lety +4

      I know right, if someone get's knocked out and stays out for more than 5 minutes they need immediate medical care to check for potential brain damage.

    • @Adumzzinthehouse
      @Adumzzinthehouse Před 2 lety +4

      God damn people it’s a movie. It’s not going to be realistic.

  • @angelsanwinhtay5171
    @angelsanwinhtay5171 Před 6 lety +14

    i really liked the movie it was beautifuly filmed

  • @90sbaby1
    @90sbaby1 Před 5 lety +3

    Ohhhhh bleeeeeep Cinemasins did one for Oblivion. Let me grab my proverbial seatbelt and literal Doritos, cos this shit's about to get INTENSE. I look forward to him roasting movies more than I look forward to seeing the movie he roasted.

  • @ricogoldstar
    @ricogoldstar Před 10 lety +53

    What is the deal with so many action movies naming the protagonist JACK. Did market research have a panel team of experts all vote on it?
    Jack Harper, Jack Reacher, Jack Ryan, Jack Bauer (24), Jack Shephard (LOST), Samurai JACK, Jack the Giant Killer, Captain Jack Sparrow, Jack Napier ( antagonist aka the JOKER), Jack Crawford (Hannibal series), Jack Frost....any others?

    • @AdamRozza
      @AdamRozza Před 10 lety +23

      There's probably a hero called Jack Jackson somewhere.

    • @MrBarlion
      @MrBarlion Před 10 lety +7

      ***** Jack Jackson is a character in Pillars of Earth. Not really a hero though.

    • @alinioan100
      @alinioan100 Před 10 lety +8

      Jack Dawson Titanic

    • @NovemberCrystal
      @NovemberCrystal Před 10 lety

      Jack the Ripper.

    • @christopherwatkins2284
      @christopherwatkins2284 Před 10 lety +1

      There have been thousands of characters in movies and tv and Jack is a very common name so it isn't that much of a coincidence. Jack Bauer is the coolest Jack there is btw

  • @TechNoirMK
    @TechNoirMK Před 10 lety +207

    The very first sin should be "mistaking it with The Elder Scrools 4". Which I did. Shame on me.

  • @minhtriethoang8198
    @minhtriethoang8198 Před 3 lety +10

    "You named it after the Vietnamese new year?"
    *greatly appreciated*

  • @rey273
    @rey273 Před 5 lety +2

    for sin 2, it actually would (astrophysicist here) especially if it was blown up slowly! the moon is very far away and how it exploded also pushed it towards us, making it appear bigger and the pieces even closer then they would have been. but yes, it does seem quite weird doesnt it!

  • @abigguitar
    @abigguitar Před 9 lety +58

    A tet inside a tet? No, it's a tête-à-tête. :D

    • @uglygod92
      @uglygod92 Před 9 lety +3

      Pas drôle

    • @abigguitar
      @abigguitar Před 9 lety +1

      Airbus Nasa Yes, this movie is pas drôle.

    • @maxonite
      @maxonite Před 9 lety +1

      abigguitar magnifique!

    • @uglygod92
      @uglygod92 Před 9 lety

      abigguitar Yes the movie is not funny but I was talking about your joke

  • @OldChannelNoSee
    @OldChannelNoSee Před 10 lety +83

    11:33 Cruise drops in a Scientology reference. "If we have souls, they're made of the love we share."
    One of the many many reasons I really don't like him. That and another reason is every character he plays is the same damn person, just maybe named differently sometimes with a slightly changed back plot.

    • @MrAspentree
      @MrAspentree Před 10 lety +10

      I don't think Cruise gets to choose his lines. Mabe the screenwriter/director made him say it, I dunno, but Tom Cruise is not to blame on this one.

    • @Cinnoney
      @Cinnoney Před 10 lety +17

      dude there is a thing called a script

    • @nilloc93
      @nilloc93 Před 10 lety +25

      Cinnoney big actors has a lot of say in their own lines.

    • @OldChannelNoSee
      @OldChannelNoSee Před 10 lety +16

      He did have some say in small lines that he wanted to add in. Yes, I believe that was his lines. He's said many times in the past that he uses his fame, movies, money, and power to spread the message of scientology throughout the world. Also going back again to the other point, every character is the same. He's got one style of acting and that's that. Oh and he chose, begged almost, to get the role in Oblivion.

    • @Groaznic
      @Groaznic Před 10 lety +1

      MrAspentree You're not helping yourself with that, buddy. You're second hand shit precisely when you are a huge star who's in fact a total puppet without the balls to improve your shitty script and lines the tiniest bit.

  • @itsmeinnit832
    @itsmeinnit832 Před rokem +2

    I like how Sally can detect an increase in respiration and heart rate but can't detect the massive fuckn nuke in the back of the ship

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 Před rokem

      Maybe they didn't think about building in a big fucking nuke detektor in the ship?

  • @ruthgifford7801
    @ruthgifford7801 Před 4 lety

    I live for a CinemaSins sigh. Makes me blissfully smile every time 💕💕

  • @Krasinski1
    @Krasinski1 Před 10 lety +146

    Lets be honest, this was an AMAZING movie, straight up stands out from all the other crap in the last 10 years. The soundtrack throughout the film alone was unreal.

    • @LeviStutzman
      @LeviStutzman Před 10 lety +21

      Yeah I love this movie.

    • @dingsda4925
      @dingsda4925 Před 10 lety +47

      Meh its like transformers imo: amazing visuals and sound, 0 points for story line

    • @fornamnefternamn1532
      @fornamnefternamn1532 Před 10 lety +3

      dings da
      Maybe. But I still think it's really good!

    • @sirensoundwave
      @sirensoundwave Před 10 lety +9

      dings da Why do we keep falling for these movies and making them blockbusters (or at least very profitable)? Half way into this in the theater, I literally shouted "WTF?!". My fellow moviegoers did not appreciate the outburst.

    • @muy150
      @muy150 Před 10 lety +50

      Let's be real honest for a second though. This movie was absolute trash.

  • @over9000ftwbaby
    @over9000ftwbaby Před 10 lety +38

    9:37 The food source is Soylent Green.

  • @VainqueurRoy
    @VainqueurRoy Před 6 lety

    Dear cinemasins...
    I luv your vids, there awesome. Keep up there good work 👍👍👍
    I can't look at movies anymore and thinking about cinemasinsthe same time. 😬

  • @jeffreystroman2811
    @jeffreystroman2811 Před 4 lety +14

    Ok, the "sky tower" with the huge window and a landing pad just below really is a cool pad. Add a naked hottie and the heated sky pool and I could totally see being happy, for at least 2 days. Then I'd be on the dual sport with a rifle slung on my shoulder for the rest of time. I guess that's their point huh? Perfect man cave with options

  • @COctagons
    @COctagons Před 10 lety +54

    They name the huge mothership the "Tet", presumably short for "Tetrahedron", a 4-sided 3-d shape... yet, with the cropped corners, it technically has 8 faces, making it an Octahedron, meaning it should be called the "Oct". [Ding!!]
    1:18 Super-high-tech alien technology is great for everything except screens, which are limited to GameBoy-style greyscale dot matrices. [Ding!!]
    The drone leaves immediately, rather than help out a friendly trooper, or even play bodyguard. Drones are dicks. [Ding!!]
    Was New York buried in, like, a day...? Because, rebar-inforced concrete crumbles kinda quickly without maintenance. They definitely wouldn't last long enough for sediment to build up and bury them like that. And why the hell are there so many traces of buildings left after a war that destroyed the world as we know it...? Shouldn't it just be all rubble and wasteland? [Ding!!]
    Considering it was able to blow up the fucking Moon, shouldn't the Tet be able to hit the one rebellious Tech with an orbital strike of some kind when it was RIGHT OVER HIS FUCKING HEAD as he took off in the aircraft that it somehow can't shut down...? Buuuuut, we wanna do a dogfight! [Ding!!]
    7:27 Or felt the excruciating pain of being shot by a high-powered firearm!! [Ding!!]
    Nuclear stuff has to glow so we know it's nuclear cliché. Buuut, at least it's not sickly green, so only half a sin! [Ding!]
    9:01 Why the hell would the Oct-err-Tet come to Earth to suck up all the water? Isn't there more water on Europa, which by astronomical standards is practically right next door to us...? As well as it, like... being a whole fucktonne easier, as there's no indigenous lifeforms to put up a resistance...? [Ding!!]
    Well-known and outspoken advocate of alien cult $cientology is in a movie with aliens. Go figure! [Ding!!]

    • @MrAspentree
      @MrAspentree Před 10 lety +6

      Actually, it is common not to feel the pain right away when shot by a high velocity round if you don't know it.

    • @COctagons
      @COctagons Před 10 lety +14

      But not only did she see the gun fire at her, meaning she'd expect to be shot anyway, but it looks like a relatively low-velocity round, as it hit her dead-centre in the stomach, but didn't pass straight through her, hitting and shattering her spine and doing major damage to her spinal cord, or even severing it, in which case her so much as standing's a sin. :P

    • @NiggasInCongress
      @NiggasInCongress Před 10 lety +5

      This has nothing to do with anything but I read your entire comment in the traditional CinemaCins guy narrative voice. So this was like a bonus round. lol

    • @Zeb737
      @Zeb737 Před 10 lety +2

      Here in my country (Belgium) "Tet" means "Tit" XD
      believe me, you can't watch this movie seriously without laughing XD

    • @paulforester6996
      @paulforester6996 Před 4 lety +1

      How do we know the tet didn't clear water in the solar system, on its way to earth?

  • @charlescunningham4314
    @charlescunningham4314 Před 8 lety +43

    "Vicka-is-a-dicka-to-Jacka" best Cinema Sins quote eva!

  • @theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268

    Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought the drones are cute
    I mean look at them *THERE SO CHUBBY*

    • @lovell8983
      @lovell8983 Před 4 lety

      u right
      chubby KILLER laser

    • @Honeybee-zf2ci
      @Honeybee-zf2ci Před 3 lety

      If I saw that coming to me I would die right there they are so scary yet so humanly scary even though its just metal

  • @davidobrien2541
    @davidobrien2541 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Unapologetically love this movie. Beautifully shot, chopped, scored, acted and cast with stunning visuals and a real sense of place in a postapocalyptic world with unique technology.
    (Unsure how creator-inserted jokes about Tony Romo are the movie's fault.)

  • @Oversamma
    @Oversamma Před 10 lety +23

    Damn, even your ads are funny as hell :D

  • @NjniaVanDerWald
    @NjniaVanDerWald Před 10 lety +34

    PLEASE do "Everything wrong with Human Centipede". :D

    • @snussBARON
      @snussBARON Před 10 lety +1

      Hahaha oh man!

    • @slsove
      @slsove Před 10 lety +24

      Everything about HC is wrong

    • @hedrack08
      @hedrack08 Před 10 lety +10

      Only one sin is needed for that movie: "Some sick bastard had this idea." *ding*

    • @BlackBeard23456
      @BlackBeard23456 Před 10 lety +3

      Everything is wrong with that movie.

  • @adamrote1225
    @adamrote1225 Před 6 lety

    Great review. Funny moments in your comments! LOL! I laughed out loud a few times.

  • @Arbaal
    @Arbaal Před 4 lety +1

    Great movie with a superb soundtrack as well!

  • @TaHoMasWilliams
    @TaHoMasWilliams Před 8 lety +163

    I feel like, despite the fact that it's copying Hans Zimmer, M83 did a great job on the soundtrack.

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime Před 7 lety +21

      only parts of it sound like Zimmer.
      most of this music has a percussion heavy 80s movie feel to it.
      M83 worked with Joseph Trapaneze and Daft Punk on Tron Legacy and it shows.

    • @TaHoMasWilliams
      @TaHoMasWilliams Před 7 lety +4

      I see

  • @UpaGammer
    @UpaGammer Před 10 lety +44

    Not even one mention to the kingslayer? I feel that would be a sin

    • @UndeadSon
      @UndeadSon Před 10 lety

      Heh, my thoughts exactly.

  • @deztroyer76
    @deztroyer76 Před rokem +1

    This must of been stellar to see in the theatre.

  • @johnyricco1220
    @johnyricco1220 Před 7 lety

    LOLz. The don't you smoke crack bit had me in stitches for hours!

  • @txaggievet
    @txaggievet Před 10 lety +14

    Ok my favorite Cinema Sins yet, the Tony Romo and Houston Texans jokes both stung a little and were hilarious (And I am a fan of both teams)

  • @michaelklaus
    @michaelklaus Před 8 lety +58

    The thing about the hut is the only thing that made sense in this movie.
    1. Why does Vikka not know that Jack went off screen so often to build the place?
    2. How did he build the place and found the place?
    Easy: The clones are clearly not 50 years old, so every few years they are not an efficient team anymore and they get replaced with new clones.
    So a few clone generations of Jack-49 have all wandered off their path and found the lake each building another portion of the hut and collecting more stuff.

  • @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE
    @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE Před 6 lety +5

    0:11 huh ? what is wrong with that image ? the red core ? the debris staying still ?
    ALSO : You forgot about the part where the first contact shuttle was approaching the tet, they tried but couldn't reverse from the tet and their shuttle was sucked towards the tet, BUT they detached the large part of the shuttle with survivors init AND IT DID NOT GET SUCKED towards the tet... which is weird.

  • @sirev1
    @sirev1 Před rokem

    Thank You!!! This makes me feel not so alone in a seemingly ever-increasingly nonsensical world!

  • @Jumpingplayer
    @Jumpingplayer Před 8 lety +3

    Thing that bugged me most:
    He's flying to the alien-space-pyramid saying that he's delivering that cryobox, posing as Tech #49, but his ship was destroyed and he's now using the ship of dude #52 with a BIGASS orange marking on it saying "52" - HOW can the drones and all the entire surveillance system on the pyramid NOT spot that?!

  • @xX_Gravity_Xx
    @xX_Gravity_Xx Před 8 lety +61

    It May be bullshit, but I still love this movie

    • @blountman747
      @blountman747 Před 5 lety

      Yeah I thought it was pretty badass too when I saw it in theaters

  • @tonytrilex2555
    @tonytrilex2555 Před 3 lety

    you should do commercial sins cause your ad at the end was awesome and deserves some sin removals!!!

  • @tide-podchan8861
    @tide-podchan8861 Před 5 lety +4

    "Vika orders Jack to pull out"
    **Dirty Movie Sin Counter: 1**

    • @JR-ju3kj
      @JR-ju3kj Před 2 lety

      That's probably not the first time she's ordered him to ''pull out''.
      Ha! Ha!

  • @macedawgy
    @macedawgy Před 7 lety +180

    This was a damn good movie

  • @scully745
    @scully745 Před 8 lety +120

    Not sure if that was sarcasm or stupidity, but Tet is obviously short for Tetrahedron.

    • @FedericoLucchi
      @FedericoLucchi Před 3 lety +8

      "obviously"

    • @water5210
      @water5210 Před 2 lety +3

      @@FedericoLucchi ah yes, whenever I hear "tet" the first thing that comes to mind is tetrahedron

    • @ng.tr.s.p.1254
      @ng.tr.s.p.1254 Před 2 lety +1

      yep, as a vietnamese, I can confirm that our new year holiday is about celebrating the tetrahedron, obviously.

  • @shaunbarnett2972
    @shaunbarnett2972 Před rokem +3

    Oblivion is one of my all time favourite movies. It's flawless. Great acting, amazing story, fantastic special effects, and it has heart and soul.

    • @ryanlevis7532
      @ryanlevis7532 Před rokem

      Ah, yes it was a fine movie. I loved the part where the guy said "Stop right there criminal scum"!

    • @chocomilkfps1264
      @chocomilkfps1264 Před měsícem

      “It’s flawless”
      holy shit something about you posting this on a video detailing major ways the plot failed to make any sense at all is hilarious

  • @mikewarnke404
    @mikewarnke404 Před 6 lety +4

    9:38-“cupcake in a cup, wait what”. *dings*

  • @JSwaggDon
    @JSwaggDon Před 8 lety +151

    Sin 44: "Vika orders Jack to pull out" #FuckNo lol

  • @Ellnoob
    @Ellnoob Před 9 lety +7

    "Vica ordered jack to pull out" 😝😂😂 lol

  • @valkyrie9646
    @valkyrie9646 Před 2 lety +1

    Still love this film and M83 did a phenomenal job with the soundtrack. It is so beautiful!

  • @PyramidHeadsLacky
    @PyramidHeadsLacky Před 6 lety

    Your ad is so damn pleasant I actually listened to it.

  • @happy14945
    @happy14945 Před 10 lety +11

    One thing, Inception didn't introduce the sound. Mass Effect did! :)

  • @blanktester
    @blanktester Před 10 lety +29

    Fucking hated this movie. Blowing up the moon would not cause "earthquakes and tsunamis," and after that line in the introductory monologue, I was facepalming at all the science in the whole damn movie.

    • @RoySherfan
      @RoySherfan Před 10 lety +85

      If the moon exploded and its gravitational mass was shifted abruptly, the gravitational forces enacting upon the earth would be suddenly shifted and would cause, in accordance with Newton's 3rd law, a huge readjustment of the displacement area of the oceans that were lifted higher due to the lunar tides and a sudden shift of gravitational weight on the earths crust causing a readjustment of the earths crust.
      Don't get me wrong, there is lots of facepalm worthy pseudo science in this film but earthquakes and tsunamis are a realistic outcome if the moon goes or even gets shifted slightly... along with the potential of earth losing its elegant spin along its axis.

    • @luismatheus1181
      @luismatheus1181 Před 10 lety +14

      The irony.

    • @blanktester
      @blanktester Před 10 lety +5

      Roy Sherfan
      But most of the mass of the moon is still within the 3 degrees in the sky! The thing formed a goddamn accretion disk! If the moon disappeared, maybe we'd get tsunamis, but earthquakes are caused by tectonic plate activity. That's completely inexcusable.

    • @RoySherfan
      @RoySherfan Před 10 lety +14

      blanktester I see your logic there. Considering the amount of potential energy being released and exchanged between the earth and the moon, including forces due to tidal locking, I see earthquakes and tsunamis as plausible (which is all I really need to suspend my disbelief watching a sci-fi film) but Its hard to say definitively without going through the math and knowing exactly how much displacement and shift occurred.
      I also just read that a tsunami is caused by earthquakes specifically so I assume they would go hand in hand in this hypothetical scenario. It only takes the ocean floor shifting a few feet to create a massive tsunami so an abrupt change in the delicate lunar - earth relationship is enough for me to be okay with that part of the script. Cheers.

    • @blanktester
      @blanktester Před 10 lety +3

      Okay, maybe it's a bit more plausible than I give them credit for... I still thought the movie was cheesy and boring.

  • @bobbykimble2013
    @bobbykimble2013 Před 3 lety

    this is my favorite channel on youtube. ding!

  • @richardsinclair9449
    @richardsinclair9449 Před 6 lety +1

    I made the bubble craft drone and house in the clouds in mesh. Good project to complete. Loved oblivion.

  • @UncopyrightTNT
    @UncopyrightTNT Před 10 lety +25

    Star wars episode one.
    To me, that holds the record for max sins

    • @FreiTrain
      @FreiTrain Před 10 lety +2

      Nuh uh. Planet Terror was so much worse.

    • @UncopyrightTNT
      @UncopyrightTNT Před 10 lety

      How?

    • @FreiTrain
      @FreiTrain Před 10 lety

      It's horrible and completely destroyed my appetite. It's got this guy who collects testicles for a living I think. I don't remember if that was ever explained. It goes way too far with blood and guts. I usually like movies with a lot of blood and gore, but Planet Terror went WAY overboard, and I couldn't handle it. There's even dog that gets completely severed just instantly, and blood flies all over the place. There are also so many pointless characters. This mom gives his son a gun, and I was actually really excited to see him blow some heads off. I thought I would like the movie. But instead, he just shoots himself, and I was pissed. I can go on and on about it. It would make a lot more sense if it was directed by Roland Emmerich and Joel Schumacher.

    • @Sbirri4000
      @Sbirri4000 Před 10 lety

      Frei Train
      Omgosh. Planet Terror ROCKS! I'm talking the short version in the Grindhouse double feature along with Tarentino's Death Proof. Robert Rodriguez gives us a satirical over-the-top nightmare world full of pseudo-zombies and psychotic doctors. It is not meant to "make sense". Everything is so exaggerated it becomes funny. And the fake trailers! I will say no more to avoid spoilers. Any true cinema junkie must see this.

    • @UncopyrightTNT
      @UncopyrightTNT Před 10 lety

      Frei Train But was it a good movie otherwise, other than the blood and gore?

  • @thatsphreshish
    @thatsphreshish Před 10 lety +32

    I still fucking loved this movie. Had amazing CG and cinematography

    • @VeeZee777
      @VeeZee777 Před 10 lety +2

      I know right

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 Před 10 lety +3

      Albert Valenzuela Also, it's not a mere action movie, but contains true sci-fi elements (true to the genre, of course). The focus on Jack's and Vica's relationship throughout half of the movie is quite interesting (also, Vica is quite interesting. If I were Jack I would never exchange her for his real wife in the movie).

    • @VeeZee777
      @VeeZee777 Před 10 lety +2

      Alexandre Martins i loved the scenery like how it showed the desolate abandoned future like new york city half submerged.

    • @callowaymotorcompany
      @callowaymotorcompany Před 9 lety +1

      This channel is just nitpicking.

    • @VeeZee777
      @VeeZee777 Před 9 lety +1

      callowaymotorcompany thats the point

  • @sgtdan8159
    @sgtdan8159 Před 5 lety +2

    Here's another thing wrong that comes to mind. What about the other Jack clones that are flying around? After the Tet was destroyed you would think that they would go looking for answers. At some point they would eventually run into Julia again. That would be a bit confusing for her and the new daughter, don't you think?

  • @hyri3188
    @hyri3188 Před 4 lety

    How dare you make this video, I LOVE Oblivion lol
    Just because of the flying drones and triangles

  • @bones22j
    @bones22j Před 10 lety +26

    I liked Oblivion. I thought it was a solid film.

    • @MrEphimer
      @MrEphimer Před 10 lety +3

      Would you recommend it for a movie night or do you think something else would be better suited? I feel kind of bad for spamming the comment section with a 2 hour argument that led to nothing but more time wasted.

    • @GreenRupee
      @GreenRupee Před 10 lety +7

      Ephimer Sicarius It's definitely worth watching once, even if you never watch it again. I really liked it, but it is cliche. I agree with bones22j, I think it held up well overall.

    • @MrEphimer
      @MrEphimer Před 10 lety +2

      Alrighty, thanks. It's gonna be on my list for tonight then. :P

    • @GreenRupee
      @GreenRupee Před 10 lety +3

      Ok, please don't kill me if you think it sucks :S

    • @MrEphimer
      @MrEphimer Před 10 lety +3

      GreenRupee I might...XD

  • @EMETRL
    @EMETRL Před 9 lety +14

    Alien Logic: We know there's hundreds of planets around us that we could go to instead and have a much easier time, but fuck Earth.

  • @lordclangtheintolorable2094

    Wow look at that concept art at the end, that is wicked cool, wish he was in the movie though

  • @eskohc984
    @eskohc984 Před 6 lety

    this was fun to watch klishe :D

  • @garrickzheng5034
    @garrickzheng5034 Před 8 lety +14

    you forgot the sin where jack is in the "sinkhole" and when he is jumping the gap in the fight, his gun is nowhere to be seen, then in the next shot, his gun is right in his hand. I think CinemaSins REALLY inspired me to nitpick the HELL out of movies. JUST LIKE YOU!!!!!

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal Před 10 lety +1300

    It's one of those movies when you watch it you HAVE TO see it again, and when you see it the second time you realize it's actually dumb.

    • @SolarWindsRider
      @SolarWindsRider Před 10 lety +195

      Well, watching it once was enough for me to realize ...

    • @GuillermoVizcaino
      @GuillermoVizcaino Před 10 lety +83

      ***** I actually really enjoyed it as well

    • @iSJS96
      @iSJS96 Před 10 lety +68

      I really liked this one actually. Considering the massive disappointments of the summer of 2013 (like Man of Steel and Pacific Rim), I found this one to be underrated and very enjoyable.

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 Před 10 lety +8

      Efe Aydal Dude..... That's exactly how it happened for me! I watched it once, and thought it was great. I watched it again the next day. It was shit.

    • @juonithzramos1089
      @juonithzramos1089 Před 10 lety +8

      iSJS96 I'd rather watch Man of Steel. At least Henry Cavill is sexy.

  • @dreamsworks9831
    @dreamsworks9831 Před 7 měsíci

    Dude u crack me up

  • @anzaeria
    @anzaeria Před 2 lety +1

    When they're powering up the captured drone while it's being restrained, Jack Harper tells everyone to back away because it's "nervous." A few seconds later, he says: "It's just a machine."

  • @stanley7598
    @stanley7598 Před 8 lety +16

    "Towers of Nope" that got me XD

  • @bucwhovian8305
    @bucwhovian8305 Před 10 lety +16

    The 2017 Would Champions with actually win the 2018 Super Bowl, when it will be played in Minnesota, so you whole point about it not happening is still valid because the Vikings suck as well.

  • @rwxstudio7173
    @rwxstudio7173 Před 5 lety +1

    The folding bike reminds me more of the cyclone bike/battle armor from Robotech: New Generation.

  • @user-hs5vb6kc9o
    @user-hs5vb6kc9o Před 4 lety

    "Ah, I see this was a Tony Romo game, then, right?"
    SHOTS FIRED!!!
    XD

  • @funtourhawk
    @funtourhawk Před 8 lety +17

    Man I fucking love the music in this, great visuals as well

  • @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s
    @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s Před 8 lety +17

    When I first saw a link to a trailer for this movie a few years ago I thought it was based on the video game... Needless to say, once I finished watching it I was slightly confused and disappointed. Finally decided to watch the movie in December and it was pretty good despite having no connection to the The Elder Scrolls :)

  • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
    @user-yw8sr3uj1w Před 4 lety +2

    "i thought you were jack reacher" FUCKING DIED XXX

  • @williamgrover4992
    @williamgrover4992 Před 5 lety +1

    Cinema sins. I have a question. From when you watch the movie till you take notes make the video add the text and post to CZcams. How long does one video take you to make??

  • @SonicLamb
    @SonicLamb Před 10 lety +28

    Is the reason why you haven't done EWW Scream 1-4 yet is because I ask for it too much?

  • @shamicentertainment1262
    @shamicentertainment1262 Před 8 lety +73

    As soon as I watched this movie I wanted to see the "Everything wrong with Oblivion" video

    • @monkeytown1239
      @monkeytown1239 Před 8 lety

      +Shamic Entertainment why would u do that?

    • @shamicentertainment1262
      @shamicentertainment1262 Před 8 lety

      Gor1llaGor1lla Because I wanted to see what was wrong with it?

    • @monkeytown1239
      @monkeytown1239 Před 8 lety +1

      for me it killed the whole movie ;(

    • @shamicentertainment1262
      @shamicentertainment1262 Před 8 lety +4

      Gor1llaGor1lla Lol, that's why I watch the movie first

    • @butzmanniam
      @butzmanniam Před 8 lety

      +Shamic Entertainment, as soon as I watched this movie I wanted to get my money back. Oh, the glory of torrents.

  • @MegaParrotMan
    @MegaParrotMan Před 4 lety +1

    One of my favourite Sci-fi films.

  • @ElephantRage
    @ElephantRage Před 5 lety +8

    You guys litterally missed the only true hole in the script. The flight data recorder recovered on the survival capsule could not have recorded dialogues between Jack and Vicka after the capsule itself was ejected.
    By the way this movie is epic regardless.

    • @spoonman475
      @spoonman475 Před 4 lety +1

      10:20 he does actually mention it