Trump’s Election Dreams Becoming Impossible, Georgia Indictments Coming & A.I. Chatbots Wreak Havoc
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- čas přidán 21. 02. 2023
- Today is the first day of Lent and Guillermo talks about what he has given up, the National Weather Service issued a blizzard warning for parts of LA County this weekend, A.I. Chatbots are taking over and there are a number of unsettling reports about how they interact with humans, Jimmy reads the first ever computer-generated late night talk show monologue joke, there are hints of multiple indictments being handed down over Trump’s brazen attempts to overturn the election in Georgia, the foreperson on the jury Emily Kohrs is speaking to the press before they even announce indictments, Donald Jr,. is bigly upset about Joe Biden’s trip to Ukraine, Junior was on the road with Daddy in East Palestine, Ohio today, and even with the majority of Republicans believing that the GOP has a better shot of winning the White House without Trump, Donald Quixote continues to dream the impossible dream.
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Passing out Chinese made red hats 🤣
😆😆😆
TAN OF LA MANCHA!! 😂 That bit alone is worth an Emmy!!!
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
Bravely, Guillermo has never given up on a single meal in his entire life. He's my hero!
"Not every day you get to see a train wreck talking about a trainwreck" Comedy gold!
"Somebody go grab me another six-pack of lawyers."
After the 2016 election, one of my patients said "We've gone from class to trash." So, so true.
never were class
Obama was everything America thought it could be. Trump was everything America is.
@@jakelachance4408 And yet Biden never incited an insurrection like the sore loser who made America a global joke.
what have you been smoken
@@jakelachance4408 Every Democrat is Einstein compared with someone who types "won" after over 60 failed legal challenges
“Tan of La Mancha!” 🤣 PURE GENIUS MASH UP!!!
The montage of the 🍊 one was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you!
It's not often you see a train wreck, talking about a train wreck. 😂 😂. Nicely said JK.
Did it again “Bar a Largo” Thank you all
“Train wreck talking to train wreck” The best punchline of the week😂
Tan of La Mancha deserves an Emmy
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
It’s not everyday a train wreck talks about a train wreck! I died 💀😂
Perfection!
Can't top that one!
While a train wreck chugs to Ukraine and buhhdah edge edge thinks about the lights he put under bridges in South Bend Indiana as he pulls his bike out of the car trunk to ride it the last block to work
Yet you watched. And that sends his ratings even higher. You support Kimmel as much as any fan. Does it make you feel good? It makes me feel great!
@@andrewp7509 dump f**ked up, which causes you to come to the comments to make an attempt at english so you can do a Right Wing whataboutism.
Jimmy Kimmel, Colbert, etc. need a medal for service to humanity. Some of the new is so depressing that the only way to digest it is through these guys. Thank you! Thank you! thank you!
Totally agree. I wouldn't have survived the last two years without my daily dose of Jimmy and Stephen.
Seth Meyers & JK got me through 4 very unsettling years of outrageously disgusting current events. Gotta laugh to keep from going mad 🤷🏼
(Hint: 2017-2020)
@@hgr.7857 agree the current events and current state of the country are outrageously disgusting. It is a relief to listen to these jokers as you can't take them seriously.
DJT always looks like he's in a skit where they have someone else hiding behind him, reaching around doing the hand motions!
I think Jr's on blow again.
Again? Never not on it
Another monologue, another Nailed It.
Impossible dream edit is GOLD!
Oh Lord Jimmy, LMAO. The train joke did me in LOL.
That jurist, Emily, had the best expressions and was so fun to watch. But Emily, please 🤣
She sounds so excited to be part of something that most people will never be a part of. I get it. But, yeah. She needs to go home and relax. 😂
@@theinquisitor18 She needs to save up some of that enthusiasm for the inevitable tell-all book.
What a dork.....sheesh
She bugs me. She's a narcissist who screams, look at me! She probably will be the cause of a change of venue which would be unfortunate.
She didn't actually say anything.
I walked down Paradise in Vegas, winds were strong when I went to the store, walking back winds got to 60mph a homeless friend I'd helped out came to my side as I was crouching holding a pole. He dragged me off the street and hid me in his shelter behind the 7-11. When it calmed down I made him dinner and did his laundry. Every time I go back to Vegas I look for Eric at Paradise and East Twain 7-11.
If you see him please give him something to eat a blanket, a tarp. He's convinced he's better off on the street. I tried everything to get him help.
What’s his ethnicity?
@s jones why is that important? Honest question
@@sjones3191down & out
@@sjones3191 he's human.
Do you have someone writing the soundtrack for this song yet?
Emily Kohrs’ childlike expressions are oh so cute… 😂😂😂❤
The ending was PERFECT. Jimmy. Congrats to your staff. Keep up the gooood work, we love ya. Canada Quebec.
Thank you for telling her to shut up!!!!! She's going to screw it all up! Lord please send her home!!!
Yes! TFG will get off because this stupid child has to have her 15 minutes of fame. "*Giggle*I just thought it would be an awesome moment!!!!" Smh.
03:29 That letter is like my labrador dog got a human voice 😂😂
I hope MTG is thrilled with her boy’s brilliant performance in Palestine, OH. Such a hero for the Common Man. The hero who, during his sole administration, dismantled railroad regulations. (Among many other disasters...)
False
@@markg1727 such stirring rhetoric.....
What a moronic thing to say
The Federal Railroad Administration creates and enforces rail safety regulations, administers rail funding, and researches rail improvement strategies and technologies
@@markg1727 True
Best monologue ever!
MAD PROPS to the EDITOR that assembled those tiny clips to make a hilarious parody.
Don Jr. admitted his father didn’t even bother to tell him he’s not coming to dinner.
Jr. is very intense!
"not the first time it happened" lmfao
And it was Christmas not Thanksgiving! 😂 Go snort another line Jr.
So he finally figured out who that was?
If Don Jr isn't a cokehead, then no one is.
2:59 "Bing the Conqueror" ROFL! Kimmel's writing staff comes up with the best puns!
If Emily screws up indictments it's on her and shame on the news media for enabling her.
already been stated that she is able to speak about the deliberations, so. No, it's not on her.
Jonelle Patterson: It was so ludicrous, would fit right in with the shenanigans against the American public. Don't think they could have found a better character actress if posted on central casting.
Jr is starting to sound like he's doing a comedic impression of Sr.
The Man From LaMuncha can't catch a break here - WELL, he don't deserve one. SNAP
I'm gonna find somebody to smile at me the way Emily smiles.
"A train wreck talking about a train wreck"
Nailed it.
On fire Jimmy!
Wow Circuit City, that's a throw back 😆
“The impossible dream” was genius. Thank you.
Give your editor a raise for that ending.
Absolutely!! The editing of Trump's soundbites was dope!! And too funny!!🤣😂 "Tan of LaMancha!!"🤣😂
@@bianca-sg8zq ; was dope? sure
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
@@paradisepipeco BRAVO!!!!!!!
@jones that's hilarious 😂
Those outhouses? It looks like they had someplace to go.
As the tumbleweeds blow through your comment, the plaintive cry of the wind can be heard across the swooping plains, _"r/woosh"_ . . .
Last night there was a break in at police headquarters, and all the toilets were stolen. The investigators are baffled. They have nothing to go on.
Another masterpiece 👏🏽👏🏽🏆
Loved the ending, kudos to the editor
The opening monologue never gets OLD! Porter potties 🤣
Best monolog ever.
When don jr said he showed up to thanksgiving dinner they should’ve played a clip from Austin powers Daddy wasn’t there 😂😂😂😂
He's like Santi-Clawz handing out all those expensive little red hats.
Red hats made in China I bet🤬
Cheaply made chy-na hats
OMG! Jimmy and his writers deserve an Emmy for that Tan of La Mancha bit! Solid Gold! A true work of art!!! THANK YOU! 😘
I liked MAGA Teresa.
I love Jimmy's monologues especially when he focuses on trump and trump has gotten to the point that I can't tell him from the worst caricature or impression of himself!
Audio and video editors, take a bow! Give them some Emmy love too!
Not every day you get to see a wreck talk about a wreck, one of the best descriptions of donald tdump.
“Train”!
This was one of your best shows ever!!! The Trump segment was golden, should be shown on all news media.
Jr. needs some shoulder pads!!
& a spine
@@zippyustar6350 set of stones could help. Bet he sits down to pee.
And a brain
Craig:. You nailed it. I kept staring at the space where there should have been shoulders. He's a freak! Who is also now doing the accordion hand trick.
DJT Jr. has shoulders that apparently sloped away in utter embarrassment. Or perhaps he ate them. Gone at any rate.
I’m really not a fan of body shaming in any respect, but I gotta confess that I couldn’t stop staring at his complete absence of shoulders during that clip. I’ve never noticed it before - he must usually wear ‘80s shoulder-padded power suits?
Also I can’t help but ponder whether he is really Trump’s biological son? There’s no physical resemblance there at all! With Eric, yes, you can kinda see it. But Jr? He looks bugger all like his mother OR father! 🤔
@@clothilde1623 I love your reminder about body shaming.
That shirt does not fit. Cant he afford something better?
I bet DJT had a security person following him around collecting a Jackson for every one of those hats. Two bucks each for every one of those 12-year-old bottles of water, too.
What a thrill for those people. Superhero Donald in their presence...😂
And a bottle of water and a hat.
The montage at the end! Had to watch three times… brilliant work!
Don Jr seems like he's progressively working on impressions of his dad
He reminds me of a lush that lived in my neighborhood. That man was always drunk, high in something or both.
That poor bastard. He is half as smart as Don Sr.
Don Jr sounds more like Kermit the frog rip off to me 🤣🤣
just listen to him say “Chy-na”
FDT
Gotta like the lil hands with the pinched fingers move.
Jimmy Kimmel, that was an epic show!
Big props to your editing staff.
"This might be the first ever computer generated late night joke"
I don't believe you 😂
To whom ever of Jimmy's staff who had to probably listen to thousands of hours of Trump ramblings to find all those words, those "Biggly Lots of Words" WE SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
For Don Jr, isn't that every Thanksgiving
The comedy never stops!
Love ❤️ You Jimmy ❤️ You Make Me ❤️ Laugh 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂
Thumbs up for the framing joke.
Greatest Hit ever, collage of The Impossible Dream. Very creative.
The AI threatening to ruin that professor's career and destroy his reputation reminds me of my ex-PhD supervisor! Ahhh!
That probably happens to Jr. a lot.
I love Jimmy Kimmel he's funny as hell
Watching crack head Jr cry is always HILARIOUS
You was watching Hunter. You haters need God in your lives.
Hunter Biden....
@@nataliejacob9438 That bastard is calling himself a crackhead. Girl it's all jealously. The Trump family got all of them nervous as hell.
@@omiikojackson6445 they still dealing with the Trump syndrome. Bunch of blind demo sheep.
@@nataliejacob9438 We know who the hater is, Princess. And you misspelled _"Dog"._
Dude you killed it tonight LMAO!
Outstanding episode!!! 🤠
I love her grin, you so cool Emily!
That ending had me gasping for air, too funny!
I was dying hahaha holy moly hahaha hilarious 🤣👍🏼
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
Don Jr. is a son that keeps on giving.
grifting
An atomic grade presentation, Jimmy and crew ...brilliant!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I love this jury foreperson, she's just out there living life and having fun.
She doesnt seem to be aware that our ex-president was recorded trying to bribe and coerce our GA. Secretary of State!!
Watch "Trump Water" turn out to be ocean water from Florida...
Nope. It is sweat. Lots and lots of Trump sweat... so avoid Trump Water.
Toilet water from the backed up bog full of classified documents…
@@michaelbray109 yeah I don’t see it as salty ocean water, but unclean toilet water, definitely.
Water from the contaminated stream
Wasn't tRUMPS bottled water discontinued 10 years ago?
Love and respect for Jimmy, Guillermo, staff, and the warm-up guy!!! 🤗🩵
Spot on,Jimmy!! Loved it! Thanks for making me LOL !!
Emily should do interviews every day! She has rules from the judge and DA and I'm sure she's following them. She's quite charming and a refreshingly human voice on the media.
Ya think? Huh. It's interesting how differently people see others.
That song was the best! Emmy material for sure
The end of the monologue was so fun 😊 thank you forever making me laugh from all the BS..and texting from Ohio Jimmy.
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
Trump is saving Ohio
@@Station7Jason *_Trump is highly skilled at the art of the con. "Con" is short for confidence, and it is based on gaining confidence or trust from the potential victim. The skilled con is an expert at "baiting" the rube; telling the target what he wants to hear (as the “bait”), inspiring trust or confidence. Trump is truly a dedicated master baiter, spending a good part of each day master baiting his base._*
@@Station7Jason
Q: _What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine?_
A: _The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida._
@@Station7Jason
Q. _What’s the difference between a Trump Republican and a Ukrainian?_
A. _A Ukrainian defends his Capitol._
Don jr aka snow plow and DON THE CON are in panic mode 📌🤣🤣🤣🤣
Snow plow 🤔😂😂😂😂
Snow Plow made me lol 😂👏
¨It´s not every day you get to see a train wreck talking about a train wreck.¨ = GOLD!
My sympathies to the editors who had to watch SO MUCH footage to grab each word.
Jimmy Kimmels' media/video editing people are geniuses. This is funny stuff.
Giving Kohrs the job of spokesperson is indicative of the American system. Give a child such an important job and that child will be the one that takes the whole thing to a retrial. WTF is wrong in America? Wow 🤮
Other countries don’t have this “Grand Jury” concept. It’s not clear what legal purpose it serves: either you press charges and prosecute, or you don’t.
Are the republicans granular enough to have orchestrated this or is it the predictable result of celebrity culture?
What? No paper towels! We in Ohio are not good enough for paper towels!
That Grand Jury spokesperson is just too adorable :)
"Guilty" means "total exoneration", to that goof.
Is it me or DJTJ looks like you can blindfold him with dental floss?
She got the energy of a child giving her parents a powerpoint presentation on why they should take the family to Disney land this summer 😂😂😂
Junior Donnie is totally disgusting
Trump water is special bottled in a public toilet
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jr's Kermit the Frog impersonation is really getting good.
Tan of La Mancha-impossible Dream segment deserves a raise. I hope it wasn't the AI chatbot.
*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶
I Really Enjoyed Today's Video So Much And I Really Like Jimmy Kimmel So Much
Hit by a porto-potty.....Imagine the wording of THAT car insurance claim?!?!?!?! Lol
Emily, I LOVE You for this…😂👍
The foreperson Emily Kohrs acted like she was dishing high school gossip. 🙄
It’s such an Emily thing to do.
If she was still on the jury, then that's a real legal problem and grounds for a mistrial. Her grand jury was dismissed in January
@@IndependentConversations saying over a dozen indictments have been recommended doesnt constitute a mistrial
@Vvoh vaelez I know that but thank you. I was trying to get back at a troll
@@vvohvaelez9277if that doesn't, her nose clearly should. Looked like she was terrorizing Gotham city
That was the BEST Jimmy!!!😄
"I showed up for Thanksgiving Dinner and my father wasn't there"
That's because he just came out of a 2 week coke binge and it was Christmas day. His Daddy was celebrating at the Kremlin with his boss, Putin.
brilliant spoof! made my day.
Excelente monologue 😂🎉