Underrated Spongebob Jokes

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    Changing it up from previous uploads, but wanted to make this.

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  • @racer164
    @racer164 Před 3 lety +65330

    The most surprising thing about this is that patrick went to community college

    • @s.a.m.productions2095
      @s.a.m.productions2095 Před 2 lety +3761

      @@akiraphantom5 Given the history of his intelligence throughout the show... probably not.

    • @FinnFGC
      @FinnFGC Před 2 lety +5245

      I'm sure the real joke behind this is that even Patrick can attend community college

    • @weinschnegge
      @weinschnegge Před 2 lety +1415

      Maybe he just got told they know eachother from there but never attended it and doesn't even know him

    • @jaycrews3707
      @jaycrews3707 Před 2 lety +506

      @@akiraphantom5 he lives under a rock now you tell me

    • @irocjared
      @irocjared Před 2 lety +142

      My thoughts exactly

  • @tricksfollies9549
    @tricksfollies9549 Před 2 lety +15681

    That “unaccompanied minors” joke is too good.

    • @animusswtor4822
      @animusswtor4822 Před 2 lety +706

      yes, but I'm kinda impressed Patrick knows what sulfur is too ^^

    • @valarmis
      @valarmis Před 2 lety +579

      My immediate though when seeing kids was "cobalt miners"

    • @thepokeybird
      @thepokeybird Před 2 lety +291

      @@valarmis Spongebob and Patrick visit the Tesla mines

    • @Friendly_Neighborhood_Qrock
      @Friendly_Neighborhood_Qrock Před 2 lety +104

      He just explained the whole generation in a nutshell

    • @flamegamingx4717
      @flamegamingx4717 Před 2 lety +35

      hearing the word sulfur made me remember infuriating subnautica times lol, i beat below zero before the first one.

  • @yogap6162
    @yogap6162 Před 2 lety +2495

    I forget what episode this is, but there's a clever jokes like this
    Spongebob: Patrick, you are genius
    Patrick : Yeah, a lot people call me that
    Spongebob : Genius?
    Patrick : No, Patrick

    • @LadyNeeka
      @LadyNeeka Před 2 lety +80

      'No, this is Patrick' 😂
      I loved that one.

    • @BaggyTheBloke
      @BaggyTheBloke Před 3 měsíci +112

      Not sure if this is the line you're thinking of but the episode Porus Pockets has the similar exchange of:
      "Good idea coming here, Patrick!"
      "That's my specialty."
      "Having good ideas?"
      "No, being called Patrick."

    • @theactualdarthvader
      @theactualdarthvader Před 3 měsíci +14

      @@BaggyTheBlokethat’s what i was thinking lmao

    • @PikaGirl890
      @PikaGirl890 Před měsícem +1

      OH MY GOSH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE IT'S SO FUNNY😭

    • @OffTheRailGaming
      @OffTheRailGaming Před 23 dny +3

      There was one joke that went like this
      Spongebob: Patrick, you're genius is showing!
      Patrick: Oh no! Where?!

  • @zaydenmYT
    @zaydenmYT Před 2 lety +1634

    "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
    "Not until four."

  • @zenno5190
    @zenno5190 Před 2 lety +13439

    "Some day, but not today."
    such a twisted scene for a kids show 😆

  • @dragonearth9643
    @dragonearth9643 Před 2 lety +15785

    "I'll give him a week."
    "I give him 11 minutes."
    Meanwhile Patrick having a melt down.

    • @dragonearth9643
      @dragonearth9643 Před 2 lety +108

      @@MODNAR67 lol that's funny that you pointed out a typo on a youtube comment.

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 Před 2 lety +152

      “PATRICK SAD!”

    • @daisysourcream13
      @daisysourcream13 Před 2 lety +543

      Also 11-13 minutes is how long each episode is… breaking the 4th wall there

    • @rosegold5720
      @rosegold5720 Před 2 lety +80

      @@daisysourcream13 oh!!! i never got that joke

    • @henryhobert5761
      @henryhobert5761 Před 2 lety +159

      @@rosegold5720 in the episode where they get trapped in the jungle squid ward says “why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with torture” or something along those lines so I think the joke is he thinks spongebob can’t last 11 minutes without torturing him, so it’s some dark humor the way I see it

  • @emeralde3875
    @emeralde3875 Před 2 lety +1887

    I’m still in awe at how smooth the transition is at 2:37.

    • @cannon8235
      @cannon8235 Před 3 měsíci +106

      That's the joke.

    • @svxd7369
      @svxd7369 Před 3 měsíci +178

      SpongeBob breaks the 4th wall by riding the bubble transition and I like that so much.

    • @skankhunt-zo4fm
      @skankhunt-zo4fm Před 3 měsíci

      @@cannon82352 years later I’m sure they know

    • @lalaland2107
      @lalaland2107 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Is that from season 4 or 5? I definitely don’t remember watching it as a kid because my seasons were 1-3…

    • @Slaxckson
      @Slaxckson Před 3 měsíci +26

      This was my favorite bit, especially seeing Mr. Krabs just flabbergasted 🤣

  • @just_jxve9033
    @just_jxve9033 Před 2 lety +236

    0:32 Planktons view on the language of the cedious low brow dives in town: “FELICITATIONS MALEFACTORS I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPRIATE THE FORMULA IN FOR THE PREPARATIONS OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES,WHO WILL JOIN ME-“

    • @superberry5809
      @superberry5809 Před 3 měsíci +31

      "I don't get it" 😂😂😂

    • @kenyaholloway-reliford8213
      @kenyaholloway-reliford8213 Před 16 dny +11

      "Hello, criminals! I seek to steal the Krabby Patty formula and recreate it to sell it as my own. Who's up for it?"

    • @02brother
      @02brother Před 7 hodinami +1

      ​@@kenyaholloway-reliford8213you're a goddamn genius!

  • @heathsharky
    @heathsharky Před 2 lety +18427

    I would think that Patrick went to community college to study wumbology.

    • @averagejoe9040
      @averagejoe9040 Před 2 lety +679

      Of course, the study of wumbo.

    • @bugstarcake
      @bugstarcake Před 2 lety +517

      nah, c'mon, that stuff's first grade!

    • @Justme_1213
      @Justme_1213 Před 2 lety +369

      I wumbo you wumbo he she me wumbo

    • @mackenzieehrgood6173
      @mackenzieehrgood6173 Před 2 lety +147

      @@Justme_1213 How did you get the answers for the final exam?

    • @_David_Velez
      @_David_Velez Před 2 lety +136

      @@mackenzieehrgood6173 I think he put a big top hat on his head with a walkie talkie and got the answers from someone sitting in the attic of his house 🤔 just a guess 🤷‍♂️

  • @boxkidd3685
    @boxkidd3685 Před 2 lety +17277

    "I'm a winner, see my prize
    You're a loser who sits and cries"
    Straight Bars.

    • @keonroshdieh2497
      @keonroshdieh2497 Před 2 lety +89

      More like casinos, buddy 💯💪👍🤙👌👉

    • @somerandom7672
      @somerandom7672 Před 2 lety +215

      "Something guys
      Something thighs"
      Gay bars

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 Před 2 lety +17

      Singular bar

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 Před 2 lety +30

      Imma gouge out both ya eyes
      You say you ain’t whinin’ but it’s all lies

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 Před 2 lety +7

      @@somerandom7672 nice

  • @nicole_cat0
    @nicole_cat0 Před 2 lety +519

    i will always feel bad for the kids my age who were told that spongebob was a “bad influence” and that it was “inappropriate”… they missed out on the childhood on a lifetime.

    • @Speckitt
      @Speckitt Před 3 měsíci +24

      Hello. I was that kid. I'm pissed.

    • @giraffebean
      @giraffebean Před 3 měsíci +11

      Hello. I wasn't that kid. I only had cable in my life for like 5 years and i dont remember any of it. I was the kid with unrestricted internet access 👍

    • @Man_Jr._Studios
      @Man_Jr._Studios Před 2 měsíci +6

      I was that kid until I became a teenager 😂

    • @FatKarma999
      @FatKarma999 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Kids were told this? Wow, this is a first for me.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@FatKarma999 I worked with a woman that hated the show because her 5yr old learned to moon her daycare class from watching Spongebob. I told her the demographic was 12 yr olds and she got angry that I didn't side with her.

  • @marcy8698
    @marcy8698 Před 2 lety +125

    “I gotta take the shortcut!”
    TOO UNDERRATED 💀💀💀

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 Před 2 lety +31365

    “I’ll give him 11 minutes.”
    That’s the episode run time! 🤣

    • @roguebanana8661
      @roguebanana8661 Před 2 lety +2401

      Just Squidward casually breaking the fourth wall 😂

    • @goldensilence5841
      @goldensilence5841 Před 2 lety +611

      @@roguebanana8661 and I would've never noticed

    • @WolfAngelRS
      @WolfAngelRS Před 2 lety +491

      Really? I legit thought that’s how long it would’ve taken him to enjoy himself without his pants on...

    • @SaladBoi37
      @SaladBoi37 Před 2 lety +640

      "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery!!!"

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 Před 2 lety +99

      @@SaladBoi37 i also thought of that line, its from club spongebob

  • @splatgorek
    @splatgorek Před 2 lety +14982

    The fact that squidman had to make a distinction between robots taking over "the world" and "our world" makes me think that the citizens of Bikini Bottom are well aware of human society.

  • @slashbows
    @slashbows Před 2 lety +217

    Underrated joke that I think deserves to be in this video:
    (Source: The Googly Artiste)
    Squidward: Selling one lousy piece doesn't make you an artist.
    Spongebob: How many lousy pieces have you sold, Squidward?
    Another one from the same episode:
    Squidward: I bet he won't sell another one of those ridiculous trinkets!
    Patrick: *Sells another piece*
    Squidward: I'll bet he never sells another!
    Patrick: *Sells a bunch more pieces*
    Squidward: I'll bet-
    Spongebob: Squidward, I think we should have a little talk about your gambling problem.

    • @mauropuglia7991
      @mauropuglia7991 Před 3 měsíci +17

      Some SpongeBob replies to Squidward are truly savage, ngl
      Another one is: «Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said»

    • @jeramiahfryhling
      @jeramiahfryhling Před měsícem +6

      @@mauropuglia7991Another one “ Mr Krabs you shouldn’t talk about squidward that way.”

  • @saratoga4126
    @saratoga4126 Před měsícem +29

    "I'll give him 11 minutes"
    that's how long a SpongeBob episode is 😂

  • @22dallas1
    @22dallas1 Před 2 lety +6354

    2:37 is honestly one of the most creative jokes in this show

  • @vladimir-savage72
    @vladimir-savage72 Před 2 lety +8134

    My favorite is when Spongebob tells Patrick "Your genius is showing" and Patrick replies with a shocked "WHERE?!"

    • @emilygoodman6779
      @emilygoodman6779 Před 2 lety +201

      “But don’t genius live in a lamp? And besides, we don’t know any dumb people.”

    • @emmahollow8898
      @emmahollow8898 Před 2 lety +78

      I get it because genius sounds like penis lol

    • @ayaashraf5960
      @ayaashraf5960 Před 2 lety +39

      @@emmahollow8898 I very much don't think that's the joke

    • @emmahollow8898
      @emmahollow8898 Před 2 lety +23

      @@ayaashraf5960 then what is the joke?

    • @ayaashraf5960
      @ayaashraf5960 Před 2 lety +15

      @@emmahollow8898 I believe the joke is that he was saying where as in where his genius is showing but, yeah maybe you're right who knows-

  • @dedede5586
    @dedede5586 Před 6 měsíci +90

    2:07 is my favorite sequence in the whole show 😭

  • @Based_4_Life
    @Based_4_Life Před 2 lety +155

    Another one is:
    *Bird chirping*
    *Patrick whistles*
    Spongebob: "Gee Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird."
    Patrick: "No, that's Italian Spongebob."
    XD

  • @chriskeller3705
    @chriskeller3705 Před 2 lety +4033

    The funniest joke in the whole show is when spongebob is screaming “I’M UGLY AND IM PROUD” on his roof and squidward next door goes “is that what he calls it?” 😂😂

  • @brianna6087
    @brianna6087 Před 2 lety +6736

    I am personally here to vote for "NOT THE NAVY" as the funniest spobgebob line especially because of squidward's character, him being panicked for once when he is hardly ever anything other than chill and monotone is hilarious

    • @Astro.babyyy
      @Astro.babyyy Před 2 lety +374

      Brooo and the pause and him sayin “OUR WORLD”

    • @zoerose3478
      @zoerose3478 Před 2 lety +145

      I feel like squidwards personality is more like constant internal panic

    • @justchilling177
      @justchilling177 Před 2 lety +13

      Is there a deep clever meaning behind that joke i didnt catch 🤔

    • @DarkPrinceRalsei
      @DarkPrinceRalsei Před 2 lety +124

      @@justchilling177 Spongebob and Squidward were gonna dial the Navy because they thought robots were taking over the world. However, they received an automated message which is technically a robot, causing them to panic.

    • @justchilling177
      @justchilling177 Před 2 lety +15

      @@DarkPrinceRalsei lmao that's genius joke ngl 😂👌

  • @CreativeTankEngine
    @CreativeTankEngine Před 3 měsíci +39

    The “I’d better take the shortcut” was always one of my favorite jokes because of how they casually break the fourth wall and Mr. Krabs questions it for a second. 😂

  • @khaotix64
    @khaotix64 Před 2 lety +205

    Another one of my favorites:
    Barnacle Boy: "I'm going to the dark side!!"
    *half room lit up*
    Mr. Krabs: "Why waste my money lighting the whole store?"

  • @beachybum-bum6390
    @beachybum-bum6390 Před 2 lety +5384

    Can we talk about how a guy got arrested for having gummy fish?

    • @dyl-dyl
      @dyl-dyl Před 2 lety +61

      @@Knock-Knock-Whos-There539 what about it?

    • @hentaihaven2843
      @hentaihaven2843 Před 2 lety +301

      @@dyl-dyl he’s dark skinned

    • @slimcognito383
      @slimcognito383 Před 2 lety +752

      Quasi (aka not quite) Gummy fish to be exact.
      Cannibalism joke hidden behind clever use of wording

    • @Fantaqq
      @Fantaqq Před 2 lety +44

      @@hentaihaven2843 so...?

    • @hentaihaven2843
      @hentaihaven2843 Před 2 lety +185

      @@Fantaqq The stereotype of blacks getting arrested by the police.

  • @mitchinatr7093
    @mitchinatr7093 Před 2 lety +2504

    That unaccompanied minors joke gets me every time.

  • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
    @ShadowtheYouTuber523 Před 3 měsíci +18

    0:00 Season 3 Episode 5 The Bully
    0:25 Season 1 Episode 18 Nature Pants
    0:30 Season 3 Episode 34 Plankton's Army
    0:57 Season 4 Episode 10 Dunces And Dragons
    1:14 Season 3 Episode 17 Krab Borg
    1:36 Season 3 Episode 19 Wet Painters
    1:53 Season 11 Episode 31 Mustard O' Mine
    2:07 Season 2 Episode 24 Shanghaied
    2:32 Season 4 Episode 33 Born To Be Wild
    2:41 Season 4 Episode 8 Selling Out
    3:10 Season 2 Episode 9 Wormy
    3:24 Season 4 Episode 6 Skill Crane
    4:08 Season 6 Episode 27 Ditchin'
    4:31 Season 2 Episode 39 Squid On Strike

  • @br9760
    @br9760 Před 2 lety +31

    The joke about Spongebob teleporting with the bubbles is AWESOME. The TIMING of it is perfectly done. The music too.

  • @nathanr1713
    @nathanr1713 Před 2 lety +12636

    The fact that i’ve seen all of these episodes makes me feel great about my childhood.

    • @Skyewardbound
      @Skyewardbound Před 2 lety +180

      Even the one with the miners?

    • @alanrocha9647
      @alanrocha9647 Před 2 lety +93

      @@Skyewardbound Ngl that one is too funny

    • @sheer9203
      @sheer9203 Před 2 lety +65

      @@Skyewardbound yep
      I dont think i saw that one

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 Před 2 lety +85

      @@Skyewardbound that one’s relatively new, so it doesn’t count until the kids born in the 2010s grow up.

    • @racool911
      @racool911 Před 2 lety +15

      @@Skyewardbound Miners? Do you mean Chum Caverns?

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind Před 2 lety +8357

    "Robots have taken over the world!"
    *Kalm*
    "OUR world!"
    *Panik*

    • @dr_strange800
      @dr_strange800 Před 2 lety +398

      That joke was very well executed

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 Před 2 lety +94

      I don’t get a lot of these but maybe that’s why they’re so good lol

    • @mtj8870
      @mtj8870 Před 2 lety +433

      I love how it confirms they know the existence of the human world

    • @iinorxiqq
      @iinorxiqq Před 2 lety +31

      So accurate 👌

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Před 2 lety +260

      @@sakuraogami6885 they don't care if the human world above water got conquered

  • @pickleodessey8452
    @pickleodessey8452 Před 2 lety +21

    Spongebob riding a bubble definitely breaks the 4th wall

  • @gustavocontreras1834
    @gustavocontreras1834 Před 2 lety +23

    “Doesn’t it just kinda ring a bell?”
    *squidward rings a bell*
    “Yes!”

  • @Enteringdullsville
    @Enteringdullsville Před 2 lety +7480

    “We did it! We painted the whole house, and without getting a drop of paint but anything but the FLAPPING FLOTSAM WHAT’S THAT”

    • @josukefrthistime
      @josukefrthistime Před 2 lety +96

      And That's When Dora's Celebration came to an End
      Dora: No! Don't Close the Book! We haven't sang the-
      *Shuts Book*
      Forget about It. Here's a Song you'll love
      *Plays Giorno's Theme*

    • @sugarpanda2176
      @sugarpanda2176 Před 2 lety +66

      BEST QUOTE EVVER🤣😝

    • @mohammed_the_train_spotter
      @mohammed_the_train_spotter Před 2 lety +21

      duh like we don't have ears or something smh...

    • @josukefrthistime
      @josukefrthistime Před 2 lety +53

      @@mohammed_the_train_spotter It's a Skit! Calm Down!

    • @jocelynjonesey8925
      @jocelynjonesey8925 Před 2 lety +29

      Flapping flotsam, Batman

  • @biggboi3710
    @biggboi3710 Před 2 lety +6496

    the whole "FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS" speech has become part of my daily vocabulary, so i'm glad its being shown some love LMAO

    • @andreamccullough8397
      @andreamccullough8397 Před 2 lety +96

      sure it has buddy lol

    • @justyumi4410
      @justyumi4410 Před 2 lety +35

      The Amoeba Boys walking in on Mojo Jojo, Him, Fuzzy Lumpkinz, and Ace

    • @nickfr1997
      @nickfr1997 Před 2 lety +14

      I don’t get it

    • @iancunn99
      @iancunn99 Před 2 lety +292

      Translation: Greetings criminals. I’m trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula so I can sell cheap food. Who will join me???!!!

    • @pearlchains
      @pearlchains Před 2 lety +4

      @UCJJ3aioZEo5xjoWicxO6kMw shut up loser

  • @flobwad
    @flobwad Před 3 měsíci +16

    1:08 At 28 years old this joke hasn’t been more relatable.

  • @gary_something_else6417
    @gary_something_else6417 Před 3 měsíci +16

    2:07 this episode was just so good.

  • @felixespino430
    @felixespino430 Před 2 lety +4747

    "What's this?"
    "The deed to my house."
    "Okie-dokie then, carry on."

    • @emmanzi_
      @emmanzi_ Před 2 lety +66

      I nearly died

    • @Texan45
      @Texan45 Před 2 lety +82

      I'm surprised he can even afford a house considering he's being paid next to nothing.

    • @benrod-1321
      @benrod-1321 Před 2 lety +72

      @@Texan45 some say he has a side job in the Japanese movie industry

    • @SagetheIdiotArtist
      @SagetheIdiotArtist Před 2 lety +7

      the most underrated joke ever

    • @mattking9220
      @mattking9220 Před 2 lety +13

      Arrrgh, a pirate doesn't say "oKiE dOkIe ThEn"

  • @inoerinoblu6521
    @inoerinoblu6521 Před 2 lety +3914

    I'll give him a week - A new episode every week
    I'll give him eleven minutes - The run time of the episode
    Good joke.

    • @jermarionthegoat2.027
      @jermarionthegoat2.027 Před 2 lety +59

      Thank you

    • @sbdenthusiast21
      @sbdenthusiast21 Před 2 lety +48

      Oh, I thought it meant something else 💀

    • @PlasticChairVergil
      @PlasticChairVergil Před 2 lety +24

      Good catch I never noticed that

    • @gradel888
      @gradel888 Před 2 lety +13

      PATRICK SAD!!!!!!!!

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble Před 2 lety +38

      WHY MUST EVERY ELEVEN MINUTES OF MY LIFE BE FILLED WITH MISERY?!?!?!?!
      Well, because each cartoon is only eleven minutes long, Squid...

  • @josephthememe2555
    @josephthememe2555 Před 2 lety +18

    Ok, but the fact that Spongebob used one of the bubbles in the transition to take a shortcut is so clever

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 Před 2 lety +15

    The best Spongebob joke is where Patrick screams "I can't hear you, it's too dark!" I always loved that joke, but I love it even more now because we told my aunt about it (she doesn't like cartoons) and instead of laughing, she just shrugged and went, "well, I understand that." Our family STILL laughs about it to this day, and she still maintains that she has trouble hearing in the dark.

  • @giddy1337
    @giddy1337 Před 2 lety +4819

    “Coal miners”
    “Sulphur miners”
    “Unaccompanied minors” ‘Ba dum tss’
    Underrated.

  • @jjabbott7249
    @jjabbott7249 Před 2 lety +3568

    "He'll give us forty lashes!"
    [Imagines himself with thick eyelashes fluttering]

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF Před 2 lety +151

      Lol, that's definitely an underrated one, didn't even realize what it meant til I grew up

    • @RobKeenan826
      @RobKeenan826 Před 2 lety +11

      Legendary

    • @selenagomezacapella
      @selenagomezacapella Před 2 lety +6

      @@CelesticCF - How? I understood it and I was like 6

    • @yan_dj
      @yan_dj Před 2 lety +5

      I just got that from your comment, I thought he was just talking nonsense

    • @snailthelostcow63
      @snailthelostcow63 Před 2 lety +12

      If you understand that as a child then uhh…
      That’s rough, buddy

  • @strangelandian
    @strangelandian Před 2 lety +11

    That we have technology joke from Patrick killed me back in the day.

  • @aaaaallie
    @aaaaallie Před 2 lety +16

    I like that there are a few scenes from the newer episodes. Shows that even modern spongebob has its gems

  • @theboldone1961
    @theboldone1961 Před 2 lety +6246

    The amount of fourth wall jokes on SpongeBob FLEW over our heads as kids. Lots of them are subtle af too. Shout out to the early seasons, comedy gold.

    • @trinityx3o522
      @trinityx3o522 Před 2 lety +128

      @wouldacouldashoulda Back when we actually had good writers & directors for shows.

    • @maxthefool
      @maxthefool Před 2 lety +40

      @@trinityx3o522 its more about the network then the creators most of the time

    • @imeverywheree
      @imeverywheree Před 2 lety +75

      “I’ll give em 11 minutes” 😭

    • @KennethSee
      @KennethSee Před 2 lety +22

      “OUR WORLD”

    • @LizardMane
      @LizardMane Před 2 lety +1

      @@imeverywheree I dnt get it

  • @pistincup352
    @pistincup352 Před 2 lety +3275

    I’m a winner, see my prize, your a loser, who sits a cries!
    -Squidward

  • @DiBlaz45
    @DiBlaz45 Před 2 měsíci +7

    1:32 I love how a fish just gets launched across the Krabby Patty.

    • @robloxfan4271
      @robloxfan4271 Před 2 měsíci +1

      You mean the krusty krab, krabby patty is food

    • @DiBlaz45
      @DiBlaz45 Před 2 měsíci

      @@robloxfan4271 yeah mb

  • @mega-chad8809
    @mega-chad8809 Před 2 měsíci +6

    4:36 should’ve asked for the deed to his house back

  • @Seeker-wq8jc
    @Seeker-wq8jc Před 2 lety +4586

    I miss the one in the episode where SpongeBob is trying to get Gary to take a bath, and he's trying over and over to grab him and throw him in the tub, and he finally tosses him directly over it, and Gary just freezes mid air and teleports back to the ground. Gary just casually breaks reality as SpongeBob is left confused and frustrated.

    • @LinkinMark1994
      @LinkinMark1994 Před 2 lety +253

      Also the don’t drop the soap joke in that episode is just a real wtf moment looking back

    • @SilvaShadow1990
      @SilvaShadow1990 Před 2 lety +128

      @@LinkinMark1994 2 doubloons... Don't drop em. Not only is that a prison thing. SpongeBob of all ppl says it. Let that.. Sink in! XD

    • @jayB733
      @jayB733 Před 2 lety +18

      No no u got put the hey Gary how bout some leap frog! (The second time ofc)

    • @MDubHusky
      @MDubHusky Před 2 lety +55

      wa-ter you waiting for, GARY?

    • @SilvaShadow1990
      @SilvaShadow1990 Před 2 lety +2

      @@MDubHusky MROW!!

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 Před 2 lety +3165

    One of my favourites:
    “Would you like next day delivery or time-warp delivery?”
    “I’ll go for time warp”
    “No problem sir your package arrived a week ago”
    [hangs up, sees box on the floor]
    “Oh I wondered what this was”

  • @Magnavox-1972
    @Magnavox-1972 Před 2 lety +8

    Love the attention to detail. For example, in the beginning, when Squidward says “I’ll give him 11 minutes” he tosses the can opener and it hits Patrick in the back of the head while he’s shaking, it makes a slight noise and they animated a reaction to it.

  • @dinobebo5543
    @dinobebo5543 Před 3 měsíci +6

    The shortcut fucking killed me. Instantly got the joke now. Good shit.

  • @Slayerandsprite
    @Slayerandsprite Před 2 lety +2974

    My favorite underrated Spongebob joke:
    "What did you wish for, Patrick?"
    *closeup of the bottle of Patrick's ripped letter to Santa*
    "Another piece of paper"

    • @hobihope2981
      @hobihope2981 Před 2 lety +89

      Another contender: Squidward telling Spongebob abt the Hash Slinging Slasher:
      "So now, every... what day is it?"
      "Tuesday"
      "Tuesday night!! The Hash Slinging Slasher comes to reap his horrible vengeance"
      *gasp* "But tonight's Tuesday night!"

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 Před měsícem

      My absolute favorite SpongeBob joke of all time 😂❤

  • @R2M_Productions
    @R2M_Productions Před 2 lety +1880

    The most underrated joke definitely has to be when they walk into the huge mattress store and spongebob asks how many there are and patrick says “ten”

    • @notkerrystolcenberg
      @notkerrystolcenberg Před 2 lety +80

      That jokes pops into my mind at least 3 times a year

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 Před 2 lety +72

      I’m 27 and still quote it whenever I’m given the opportunity if someone ever says “guess how many…” or “how many do you think there is?”

    • @R.A.M222
      @R.A.M222 Před 2 lety +25

      @@wonderlust1308 24 and same . But most people sadly don’t get it

    • @darkgoesoff5200
      @darkgoesoff5200 Před 2 lety +8

      @@R.A.M222 can you explain it?

    • @darkgoesoff5200
      @darkgoesoff5200 Před 2 lety +7

      @@wonderlust1308 can you explain the joke

  • @shawnbay2211
    @shawnbay2211 Před 2 lety +12

    “The robots have taken over the navy,”
    And
    “The robots have taken over the world…. OUR world.”
    Is the best sequence of jokes in one scene in the whole series.

  • @JesusDaLawd
    @JesusDaLawd Před 3 měsíci +9

    Cops really violated every right of that fish for nothing bruh and still arrested him

  • @sassyimps
    @sassyimps Před 2 lety +2867

    Just for the record, it's never outright stated that Patrick was enrolled in community college. For all we know he could have just wound up there by accident and Flatts helped him find his way back home.

  • @Alphacarmine72
    @Alphacarmine72 Před 2 lety +1988

    Did anybody every notice that fish flying out of nowhere at Mach speed at 1:32 ?? LMAOOOO

    • @terrance3218
      @terrance3218 Před 2 lety +45

      Yes 🤣🤣

    • @someguy6651
      @someguy6651 Před 2 lety +197

      Holy shit, never noticed that. Nice catch.

    • @EBAN207
      @EBAN207 Před 2 lety +55

      @@someguy6651 I *sea* what you did there

    • @someguy6651
      @someguy6651 Před 2 lety +76

      @@EBAN207 I wish I had a good pun to make here but I cant pick just one, I'm swimming in ideas.

    • @pj5403
      @pj5403 Před 2 lety +3

      What happend there

  • @manakings8274
    @manakings8274 Před 2 měsíci +5

    1:32 the one guy just flying across the screen 😂😂😂

  • @quazaz
    @quazaz Před 2 lety +6

    0:57 someday, but not today😂😂

  • @haydenmasters4816
    @haydenmasters4816 Před 2 lety +2306

    I always loved the one right after the “it’s not my wallet” scene
    *patrick drops box on man ray’s foot*
    “what’s in that box anyhow??”
    “my wallets”

  • @jetstreamvik9570
    @jetstreamvik9570 Před 2 lety +1480

    Seeing the fish struggle to resist jamming a spear into his neck really hits different now than it did in 2006.

    • @woda9291
      @woda9291 Před 2 lety +18

      Oof

    • @nonso1078
      @nonso1078 Před 2 lety +45

      I was born in 2006 my birthdate is 06/06/06

    • @officialunitedstatesofamer2944
      @officialunitedstatesofamer2944 Před 2 lety +10

      @@nonso1078 Damn, that is a coincidence if I’ve ever seen one. Are you Christian?

    • @MomoKunDaYo
      @MomoKunDaYo Před 2 lety +5

      @@nonso1078 thats when the movie omen was released

    • @somerandomguy6268
      @somerandomguy6268 Před 2 lety +6

      @@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 im wondering too lol good question

  • @PORT3R17
    @PORT3R17 Před 2 měsíci +6

    "Felicitations malefactors, I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles..." - Plankton

  • @AlexBigShid
    @AlexBigShid Před 2 lety +8

    2:14 this part was oddly hilarious to me when I was a kid and I have no idea why

  • @Anemoia22
    @Anemoia22 Před 2 lety +3429

    Random fish: Literally contemplates stabbing himself in the throat with a spear
    Everyone: Kalm
    Squidward hangs up a clam cage with a rope
    Everyone: Panik

    • @some_goomba
      @some_goomba Před 2 lety +34

      Agreed...

    • @edddy
      @edddy Před 2 lety +31

      The clam thing was more real y'know

    • @Anemoia22
      @Anemoia22 Před 2 lety +151

      @@edddy how coukd it possibly be more real. The spear scene was literally equivalent to someone putting a gun to their head

    • @edddy
      @edddy Před 2 lety +50

      Squidward's involved him looking like he was at rock bottom (not the place, metaphorically) and it showed him hanging up a rope. That's way more "real" then some amusement park attraction worker pointing a prop spear at themselves

    • @Anemoia22
      @Anemoia22 Před 2 lety +100

      @@edddy he literally said "Not tofay. Someday, but not today." Giving clear indication he plans to khs in the future. While it may have looked like Squidward was gonna kill himself, he never outright stated that was his plan

  • @raptapper
    @raptapper Před 2 lety +1722

    I never got the Gummy Fish and suicidal knight jokes until now.

    • @lentrozenol1037
      @lentrozenol1037 Před 2 lety +29

      I still don't get it; what's it mean?

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 Před 2 lety +267

      @@lentrozenol1037 Gummy Fish is cannibalism and the knight wants to stab his throat cuz he hates his job and wants to die.

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 Před 2 lety +112

      @@ShadowtheCZcamsr523 I thought gummy fish was drugs

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 Před 2 lety +53

      Ok-- Wait what?? Didn't you hear the cop say "Eating your own kind"???

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 Před 2 lety +28

      @@ShadowtheCZcamsr523 yeah but I thought it was kinda a combo of both

  • @patcahill3724
    @patcahill3724 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I love these underrated jokes a lot lol, and seasons 1-3 of spongebob are gold.

  • @Coolygirl031
    @Coolygirl031 Před 2 lety +6

    " I know you want olives" 😆 I just love the way they reveal that Patrick is friends with the bully lol

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +6024

    The "unaccompanied minors" one is so underrated. I never understood it, when I myself was a minor watching this.

  • @KitsuneEX-oo8pj
    @KitsuneEX-oo8pj Před 2 lety +3956

    Wait a minute, Patrick went to college?

    • @sdFreerey
      @sdFreerey Před 2 lety +154

      Community college

    • @cttncandytears
      @cttncandytears Před 2 lety +136

      @@sdFreerey That’s still college though

    • @doggosho3044
      @doggosho3044 Před 2 lety +88

      That would explain his genius showing

    • @enceladus2263
      @enceladus2263 Před 2 lety +84

      He went to Squidward Community College

    • @gizmonovack
      @gizmonovack Před 2 lety +7

      @@doggosho3044 oh crap!!! Wait but my pants are up

  • @spooky6oo
    @spooky6oo Před 3 měsíci +5

    I hadn't seen Spongebob in a while, and one day that mining episode was playing as I was flipping through channels and I thought "Is Spongebob still any good?". Then he made the unaccompanied minors joke and I laughed and said "Yup".

  • @SimCityEA1989
    @SimCityEA1989 Před 3 měsíci +2

    3:24
    Most genuine concern surprise scare look on Spongebobs face in any episode

  • @akio_kuro
    @akio_kuro Před 2 lety +973

    2:38 I lost it when I saw this for the first time

    • @Mario-vq6jv
      @Mario-vq6jv Před 2 lety +102

      Krabs reaction really does it

    • @thegamingfan5222
      @thegamingfan5222 Před 2 lety +11

      Probably my fav in this list

    • @sow9smd392
      @sow9smd392 Před 2 lety +16

      The amazing world of gumball makes jokes like that all the time lol

    • @user-kr2hd2fg8c
      @user-kr2hd2fg8c Před 2 lety +7

      The Amazing World of Gumball is also a show of underrated jokes

    • @pruffy6275
      @pruffy6275 Před 2 lety

      Wich episode Was that

  • @Ryan_Carder
    @Ryan_Carder Před 2 lety +2364

    The best joke of the entire show was left out.
    "Insulting a man's ship, be worse than insulting a man's mother."
    "No no wait, it was his mother you said was dirty."

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 Před 2 lety +155

      Also the perfume store joke in the first Flying Dutchman episode.

    • @tingmingxiy790
      @tingmingxiy790 Před 2 lety +99

      I think whats so funny about this is how Spongebob is kind of an instigator in this situation. That and clearly insulting his mother was worse than insulting his ship💀

    • @BatLuz4342
      @BatLuz4342 Před 2 lety +8

      Lol!!

    • @ROLLTIDEBOLES1
      @ROLLTIDEBOLES1 Před 2 lety +12

      That whole episode “Shanghaied” is pure gold!

    • @thegreatpapyrus2306
      @thegreatpapyrus2306 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jeremyusreevu237 I actually still don’t get that one, could you explain?

  • @thebrustkid7080
    @thebrustkid7080 Před 3 měsíci +2

    1:27 I’m so glad I’m not the only one that appreciates this joke. Earth takeovers don’t usually affect the fish lol

    • @GunGunAnimated
      @GunGunAnimated Před 3 měsíci

      Are you arjol? I recognize that pfp

    • @thebrustkid7080
      @thebrustkid7080 Před 3 měsíci

      @@GunGunAnimated I’m afraid I do not know who that is my apologies

  • @CJ-ln5ov
    @CJ-ln5ov Před 3 měsíci +2

    Thanks for this. That biker episode was so forgettable that I completely forgot about that amazing transition joke.

  • @DomozoveoGZ
    @DomozoveoGZ Před 2 lety +1128

    It's a wonder Patrick is so happy, he went to community college, he's not in debt

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai Před 2 lety +74

      I mean, he lives under a rock. So he's just avoiding the debt

    • @sclarinet9088
      @sclarinet9088 Před 2 lety +8

      @@TheKoriKasai technically a turtle

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai Před 2 lety +5

      @@sclarinet9088 no he's not polenareff

    • @luckyalvin3947
      @luckyalvin3947 Před 2 lety +9

      @@TheKoriKasai don't bring Polnareff here.

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai Před 2 lety +6

      @@luckyalvin3947 why not? He's the best french man

  • @personman2454
    @personman2454 Před 2 lety +564

    I appreciate the rimshot on the miners joke.

    • @violetcupcake
      @violetcupcake Před 2 lety +4

      @personman245 I love your Profile Picture! 🤩😂

  • @meidachnate8855
    @meidachnate8855 Před 2 lety +4

    2:49 Imo the funniest scene with Carl was left out here. When Mr. Krabs asks "What have you all done to Squidward!" and Carl says "The less you know, Eugene...the better." (Closes door)

  • @hopelessclown
    @hopelessclown Před 2 lety +5

    Classic Spongebob was such a masterwork of creative genius, it's a shame modern Spongebob can't hold a candle to it.

  • @KevetteofArethria
    @KevetteofArethria Před 2 lety +1764

    "We know he violated his parole /somehow/."
    Yeah, this one is definitely the best joke.

  • @ipgd69
    @ipgd69 Před 2 lety +280

    2:38 this is hands down the best transition in the entire show

    • @jaybird0312
      @jaybird0312 Před 2 lety +17

      Mr.Krabs face too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RedSighted
    @RedSighted Před 2 lety +1

    Watching these back as an adult makes me realize how much pure gold I missed as a kid

  • @cheezkid2689
    @cheezkid2689 Před 2 lety +5

    "I'll give him a week."
    "I'll give him 11 minutes."
    absolute gold

  • @kevinhanger3438
    @kevinhanger3438 Před 2 lety +662

    The fact that I still remember all these episode’s storylines after years is amazing only joke they missed was when Patrick and spongebob raised a clam and at the end Patrick grabs spongbob and says “let’s make another”

  • @shionyorigami3552
    @shionyorigami3552 Před 2 lety +710

    1:35 when artists sees the smallest mistake in their art after posting it

    • @b.tiqueabsolute81
      @b.tiqueabsolute81 Před 2 lety +74

      Yep... As an artist, that fricking HURTS 😭

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 Před 2 lety +23

      Basically

    • @pikachuyoshipines1646
      @pikachuyoshipines1646 Před 2 lety +19

      Oh my gosh I can relate lol

    • @animdoodle
      @animdoodle Před 2 lety +21

      POV: Your finished with erasing your sketch and flicking the erasers off but one speck of eraser is left.

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 Před 2 lety +9

      Im not even an artist and its still hits me

  • @hudsonhueneke107
    @hudsonhueneke107 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Back in the day i never really understood these jokes but now i get em and they goofy

  • @Mrchair905
    @Mrchair905 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Omg the screen transition one made me literally laugh out loud. 🤣

  • @kazzoey2868
    @kazzoey2868 Před 2 lety +1364

    You forgot the:
    “Wanna see me do it again?”

    • @C.C.N
      @C.C.N Před 2 lety +49

      It's so underrated it's forgotten

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 Před 2 lety +8

      @@C.C.N Shame

    • @diegovillacrez8349
      @diegovillacrez8349 Před 2 lety +68

      it's not underrated, everyone loves that one

    • @Jords250
      @Jords250 Před 2 lety +19

      All these years and I'm still pretty sure he did run over that mountain and back

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 Před 2 lety

      Its not underrated compared to the Season 4 episodes, though I admit the jokes in MM&BB5 are more forgettable than MM&BB3. If you really wanna see underrated, check out the storyboard for it cause it was originally gonna be a double length special. Neat stuff.

  • @Poopscipade
    @Poopscipade Před 2 lety +503

    My personal favorite Spongebob joke is the old "The machinations of my mind are an enigma" bit. That whole episode in fact.

  • @rileybowman5988
    @rileybowman5988 Před 2 měsíci +2

    As a kid, I was confused about why Squidward says 11 minutes specifically, but then I realized that he’s saying he’ll give him until the end of the episode.

  • @citrussockawn2245
    @citrussockawn2245 Před 2 lety +2

    Ok that "shortcut" with the transition was clean and funny lmao

  • @strawglicks1624
    @strawglicks1624 Před 2 lety +484

    The entirety of skill crane is an underrated gem.

    • @strawglicks1624
      @strawglicks1624 Před 2 lety +1

      @@floofletwo 😈

    • @llewgee7525
      @llewgee7525 Před 2 lety +10

      Agreed. Though my favorites from Season 4 are Krusty Towers, Dunces and Dragons, and Patrick SmartPants which are all in my top 10. Shell of a Man and Wishing You Well are almost in the top 20.

    • @plopadard
      @plopadard Před 2 lety +3

      The saddest part is my copy of season 4 now skips on that episode

  • @magethechicken3189
    @magethechicken3189 Před 2 lety +1759

    “Alright, who is this?”
    “Joe mama?”
    “Okay listen here, ‘Joe’”
    there’s a hecking joe mama joke in spongebob

  • @YEEByt
    @YEEByt Před 2 měsíci +2

    40 lashes always got me with eyelash vision patrick had. It was even funnier when I found out what a lash meant 😂😂😂😂
    And the we're gonna straighten you out one is gold too

  • @bigdingusjack
    @bigdingusjack Před 2 lety +6

    "I give him 11 minutes."
    It's even funnier when you realize an average spongebob episode is around 11 minutes lol

    • @shinylugia7052
      @shinylugia7052 Před 2 lety +1

      This same joke also happens in the episode with the magic conch shell: “stuck in the middle of nowhere with spongebob and patrick. Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery!?”

  • @1234567895182
    @1234567895182 Před 2 lety +2051

    0:42 Plankton: "Felicitations malefactors! I am endeavouring to misappropriate the formula for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me?!?!"
    English: Congratulations wrong doers! I am trying to steal the formula to make cheap food! Who will join me?!?!?

    • @pokeaust7800
      @pokeaust7800 Před 2 lety +63

      Felicitations I think is just a greeting

    • @TheLordNovo
      @TheLordNovo Před 2 lety +56

      @@pokeaust7800 you’re thinking of Salutations

    • @Kylirr
      @Kylirr Před 2 lety +21

      Felicitations is a greeting, dullard.

    • @connormcmullen987
      @connormcmullen987 Před 2 lety +15

      @@TheLordNovo they're both a very formal greeting.

    • @Philla815
      @Philla815 Před 2 lety +5

      Funniest joke in this video

  • @YamatoFukkatsu
    @YamatoFukkatsu Před 2 lety +484

    Lesson learned: don't get caught eating gummy humans.

  • @i_dunnoman.
    @i_dunnoman. Před měsícem +2

    "Unaccompanied Minors."
    Bet EDP would *LOVE* that.

  • @Advent3546
    @Advent3546 Před 2 lety +2

    Spongebob "shortcutting" with the bubble transition was brilliant!