Nikki Glaser: I Don't Trust Ari Shaffir For a Second!

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  • čas přidán 2. 10. 2019
  • Taken from JRE #1360 w/Nikki Glaser: • Video

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  • @krazyk3842
    @krazyk3842 Před 4 lety +5773

    Joe acting like a full on soccer mom at the beauty salon😬😳

  • @antoniocaballero3976
    @antoniocaballero3976 Před 4 lety +8557

    This aged extremely well

    • @sherzodbaratov610
      @sherzodbaratov610 Před 4 lety +22

      fr

    • @darrellshropshire7718
      @darrellshropshire7718 Před 4 lety +256

      @@Blu_II what is funny is that he got dropped by his talent agency, all upcoming shows cancelled, and lives in LA(people will be HUNTING him). I hope he gets addicted to drugs, and loses even more.

    • @DK_75
      @DK_75 Před 4 lety +34

      @@darrellshropshire7718 do you have any sources?

    • @Spirosbotos
      @Spirosbotos Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah

    • @unsolicited_562
      @unsolicited_562 Před 4 lety +8

      😂😂😂

  • @andyt2k
    @andyt2k Před 2 lety +126

    "He's on high blood pressure meds, so his "friend" slipped him drugs without him knowing" yeah that's not funny, that's moronic

  • @RonBurgundy412
    @RonBurgundy412 Před 2 lety +252

    Joe: defends Ari for what he did
    Joe 2 seconds later: We were trying to get Bert sober cause we worried about Bert’s health and he’s on high blood pressure meds

    • @rakes5150
      @rakes5150 Před 2 lety +2

      That's friendship.

    • @joshbarnes225
      @joshbarnes225 Před 2 lety +10

      Bert drinking everyday has way more effect on his health than doing Molly once. Also Ari has said him and Bert went into the backyard and ari talked him through being high. And Bert enjoyed it. He just please the victim card because it's easy. He's not a victim he enjoyed it. But Leanne is the one with the problem so Bert has to cower to her

    • @tommehzlol
      @tommehzlol Před 2 lety

      @@joshbarnes225 you're actually fucked in the head if you think spiking your friends drink is OK if they 'had fun'. i love md just like any other person but if my shit got spiked at anywhere other than a party, I'd be mad. If he got spiked with tabs then this would be a whole different story, right?

    • @joshbarnes225
      @joshbarnes225 Před 2 lety

      @@tommehzlol are we gonna talk hypothetical now? Ok. What if he shot Bert? What if he crashed a plane into Bert's house. That would be wild! Grow a set bud.. cheers🍻🍷

    • @tommehzlol
      @tommehzlol Před 2 lety +5

      @@joshbarnes225 not even a hypothetical, both are mind altering substances and anyone can have different reactions to it. obviously tabs are more onerous and "intense" than MD but that doesn't excuse the action. People can and do freak out on MD, so spiking someone with it is straight up wrong.
      it's clear you're young and still running on ego. i've met many kids like you in my 20s and you wouldn't even last one bender here.

  • @claytonrichardson1786
    @claytonrichardson1786 Před 4 lety +3292

    After Ari spiked his drink with molly, later he probably was like “you owe me money for the molly”.

    • @Poppin_Wabbits
      @Poppin_Wabbits Před 4 lety +34

      @@SuperTheravada Hitler said you could live without em. I heard he was a bad dude too.

    • @lieutenantdan2217
      @lieutenantdan2217 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Poppin_Wabbits you wild lol

    • @HebdebaV
      @HebdebaV Před 3 lety +4

      it would be sacrilege if he didn’t

    • @bringinfunny1
      @bringinfunny1 Před 3 lety +21

      That Hilter......he was a real jerk that guy!

    • @macmirez9508
      @macmirez9508 Před 3 lety

      Good comment 😂

  • @NA86737
    @NA86737 Před 4 lety +4258

    Ari is basically what would happen if The Joker was Jewish.

    • @0069goose
      @0069goose Před 4 lety +10

      🃏

    • @joepiemonte9850
      @joepiemonte9850 Před 4 lety +461

      The Jewker

    • @paulrodney4433
      @paulrodney4433 Před 4 lety +19

      First off, Joaquin Phoenix is half Jewish through his mother and Ari would happen if Jokers father was Bob Dylan

    • @shaungreen4302
      @shaungreen4302 Před 4 lety +5

      That was hilarious ser

    • @jonshellmusic
      @jonshellmusic Před 4 lety +3

      I don't know..."Joker" was released during the High Holidays...

  • @halosrusty
    @halosrusty Před rokem +239

    This woman went from saying Ari is evil to fantasizing about being spiked.

  • @Pellemain
    @Pellemain Před 3 lety +484

    The fact that the incident has negatively impacted Ari's career, actually makes me happy...

    • @giddeonlazarus2093
      @giddeonlazarus2093 Před 2 lety +43

      And a couple months later he joked about kobe being dead or something like that. He's killing his own career and will likely blame everyone else.

    • @tommyreed1707
      @tommyreed1707 Před 2 lety +8

      Did it though?

    • @nicholasdepina2944
      @nicholasdepina2944 Před 2 lety +5

      It did how

    • @nickhaas9185
      @nickhaas9185 Před 2 lety +5

      He's an edge lord theres a certain group that is drawn to that. His career won't end but he will have a polarizing effect. Some will hate him some will say hes the funniest most offensive

    • @charlesblack9959
      @charlesblack9959 Před 2 lety

      @Bronze Wolf Ari doesn't make millions lmao. Good comic but dude isn't making 6 figures I guarantee.

  • @crazycasy
    @crazycasy Před 4 lety +3216

    Berts wife is the only rational one out of the group, no one should be defending him.

  • @spfdff
    @spfdff Před 4 lety +3824

    Drugging people is a serious offense, regardless if it’s a friend or not.

    • @drasticbread249
      @drasticbread249 Před 4 lety +64

      We all have that one friend that's a sociopath whose only train of thought is "it would be super funny to see my friend high as fuck".

    • @drasticbread249
      @drasticbread249 Před 4 lety +40

      Dongs you sound like a real idiot, there's nothing wrong at all with buying drugs, the government doesn't care what drugs you buy so much as who you're buying them from.

    • @haloman12300
      @haloman12300 Před 4 lety +2

      DrasticBread that’s true. Lmao there’s always that one guy

    • @Jabroskimo
      @Jabroskimo Před 4 lety +2

      @@sancho7863 lel given the name of your account I cant tell if troll or not. A dose of molly will not kill someone lol

    • @towelie4625
      @towelie4625 Před 4 lety +2

      @Dongs opposed*

  • @Chertoff88
    @Chertoff88 Před rokem +10

    When Norm talked about women not being funny he for sure was talking about this lady

    • @ewei318
      @ewei318 Před rokem +1

      Nah Whitney Cummings is what Norm meant… this chick ain’t that bad.

  • @Yousuck00
    @Yousuck00 Před 4 lety +3310

    Nikki: I don’t trust Ari one bit
    Also Nikki: I want Ari to drug me

  • @danielburriss7827
    @danielburriss7827 Před 4 lety +2339

    Glaser:
    “I don’t trust Ari for a second.”
    Also Glaser:
    “I want Ari to spike my drink.”
    Lol

  • @CitizenoftheWorld1
    @CitizenoftheWorld1 Před 3 lety +134

    Ari is that guy you hate who happens to be friends with everyone in your circle. You never invite him to things but he shows up anyway
    😅😅😅

  • @scottmccoppin3
    @scottmccoppin3 Před rokem +2

    2:01 I cannot stop laughing at Joe's "mmmm"

  • @solodolotrevino
    @solodolotrevino Před 4 lety +521

    “We were worried about Bert’s health so we spiked his drink with drugs”

    • @nukeninmgt1504
      @nukeninmgt1504 Před 4 lety +6

      Rogan wasn't involved with that and he didn't condone it from the beginning.

  • @toddjohnson566
    @toddjohnson566 Před 4 lety +3350

    Anyone else think it’s weird how ok everyone is with the Ari situation?

    • @metros8169
      @metros8169 Před 4 lety +90

      @@Milton_Waddams. bruh they make fun of him for being Jewish all the time. I remember someone said he had the "escape the concentration camp genes" because he is determined. It's not because he is jewish u fuckhead.

    • @Milton_Waddams.
      @Milton_Waddams. Před 4 lety +146

      DylanH Simpson26 it totally is cuz he’s Jewish.

    • @Milton_Waddams.
      @Milton_Waddams. Před 4 lety +35

      DylanH Simpson26 they make fun of him in good faith. I dare someone to say something blatantly in bad faith and see how quick he cries anti Semite.

    • @Milton_Waddams.
      @Milton_Waddams. Před 4 lety +21

      Brendan Hazlewood you know I’m right though

    • @itcouldbelupus2842
      @itcouldbelupus2842 Před 4 lety +48

      @@Milton_Waddams. You're not right, you're just racist. Listing other racists that were also racist throughout history does not prove you're point. Get off the internet and go live a real life. One day you might be as smart as you think you are.

  • @dank.6942
    @dank.6942 Před 2 lety +22

    Ari is un-secretly evil. In fact he's a terrible person. He's obviously massively damaged deep down, to be able to be so cruel to his "friends".

    • @BigKnecht
      @BigKnecht Před 8 měsíci

      The shaffir cries out in pain as he strikes you.

    • @Uniule
      @Uniule Před 5 měsíci

      He is a psychopath and a p*do, which he talked about openly, how he literally showed his private parts to a 5 year old girl in a bathroom. what the actual f*ck. How is he not in jail?

  • @toasty2324
    @toasty2324 Před 2 lety +18

    Can't get over Joe's face when she calls him evil

  • @furleysbrain
    @furleysbrain Před 4 lety +3581

    I never understood why anyone liked Ari in the first place

    • @bangbang4948
      @bangbang4948 Před 4 lety +4

      Alex Furley awhh

    • @al3xx3991
      @al3xx3991 Před 4 lety +213

      I think because people liked joe and joe hyped up ari as his friend

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e Před 4 lety +34

      @@al3xx3991 this.

    • @iblamegravity1
      @iblamegravity1 Před 4 lety +11

      Because of moments like this.

    • @hamhi98
      @hamhi98 Před 4 lety +2

      Agreed

  • @ItsTheAtomicGamer
    @ItsTheAtomicGamer Před 4 lety +713

    next clip: Joe Rogan spiked Ari Shaffir’s drink with DMT

  • @thefuturist8864
    @thefuturist8864 Před rokem +7

    I grew up with a kid who used to find ways to use our personal feelings and experiences against us. From age 8 to about 15 I had to be extra careful about anything I said, even when he wasn’t there, because other friends would tell him things to try and impress him.

  • @FunkyCigarette
    @FunkyCigarette Před 3 lety +1

    "But wait that's hilarious though" lol

  • @propanejesus
    @propanejesus Před 4 lety +1528

    Joe is such a hypocrite. I wonder how chill he would be if ari did that to him.

    • @asparapee4213
      @asparapee4213 Před 4 lety +136

      Joe would have probably kicked his ass. Not threatened to do it. Not "would kick his ass if they ever met up again." He would have hunted him down and kicked his ass.

    • @tomasotreasaigh111
      @tomasotreasaigh111 Před 4 lety +67

      Facts! Joe would have straight up murked the guy if he went to his house and drugged him in front of his wife and kids.
      I have never liked Ari. I have comments from years ago saying that guy is a dickhead!

    • @austinhoffman219
      @austinhoffman219 Před 4 lety +8

      Yup!

    • @Revolter339
      @Revolter339 Před 4 lety +30

      Joe isn't going to turn on Ari because they've known each other for too long and Joe knows that Ari is unpredictable. If Brendan said "Joe cheats on his wife all the time", imagine the damage Ari could do.

    • @tomasotreasaigh111
      @tomasotreasaigh111 Před 4 lety +33

      @@Revolter339
      What? Who said Joe cheats on his wife all the time? What are you talking about you strange man?

  • @wowhowbizarre8176
    @wowhowbizarre8176 Před 4 lety +890

    Nikki’s response is literally the reasoning Ari gave for spiking Bert’s drink 😂

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder Před 4 lety +7

      Ari shaffir or Cardi B? swear they talking about the same person

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner Před 4 lety +4

      I mean he literally said it was because of sober October but ok.

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner Před 4 lety +15

      @@GrowingDownUnder cardi b did to rob men

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 Před 4 lety +4

      There's no way Molly is vegan, but of course a leftist woman would disregard their "morals" because "I want".

    • @southpaws6814
      @southpaws6814 Před 4 lety +2

      @@scottcantdance804 somebody wants bondage....

  • @BradPitbull
    @BradPitbull Před rokem +5

    Joe " let all the illegals in just not in my neighborhood" Rogan

  • @bestudesu4833
    @bestudesu4833 Před rokem +28

    It's hilarious that so many people get cancelled yet ari is still allowed to exist.

    • @ghuldorgrey
      @ghuldorgrey Před rokem +5

      you cant get cancelled if youre not relevant

    • @intelektshualday3496
      @intelektshualday3496 Před rokem +7

      He is a jew thats why

    • @diggysoze2897
      @diggysoze2897 Před rokem

      Comedians used to get fucking arrested. Crying about cancel culture is just so fucking ignorant. That’s ignorant. You’re ignorant.

    • @locust1536
      @locust1536 Před rokem +2

      he's a spoiled kid from with a masonic background

  • @greywar1224
    @greywar1224 Před rokem

    Joe’s looking like Ben Stiller in dodgeball. “I like how you’re moving your shoulders” 😂

  • @pegleg593
    @pegleg593 Před 4 lety +946

    I wouldn't be surprised if some dark secrets come out about ari in 10-15 years from now

    • @JadeDude1973
      @JadeDude1973 Před 4 lety +107

      10-15 minutes*

    • @jackarmstrong5681
      @jackarmstrong5681 Před 4 lety +12

      You were right dude

    • @The_Dark_Gentleman
      @The_Dark_Gentleman Před 4 lety +47

      I think he's a sociopath and a closet racist

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 Před 4 lety +20

      @@The_Dark_Gentleman He's not just any closet racist, he's an AMAZING racist!

    • @sakyia1
      @sakyia1 Před 4 lety +17

      @@jimpickens4 Lmao dude gon get ass whooped 1 of these days.

  • @kekishkhan9321
    @kekishkhan9321 Před 4 lety +966

    I wish he'd spike me..kinda broke atm

  • @hinney827
    @hinney827 Před 3 lety +6

    "Burt's super overweight, he drinks all the time and we're mad at him. So we gave him molly." Hilarious.

  • @bobthebear1246
    @bobthebear1246 Před 3 lety

    This might be the best JRE clip ever. (Even with that dark turn at the end.)

  • @p4573qu3
    @p4573qu3 Před 4 lety +250

    "I give consent to sneakily drug me"
    This is not going to end well.

    • @CamxCam.
      @CamxCam. Před 4 lety +16

      Someone that's _not_ Ari heard this & will eventually use it as an excuse to pillage her village... while she's unconscious.

    • @mistersydster
      @mistersydster Před 4 lety +17

      @@captainchippie4454 dude, chill. You get that this is a COMEDY podcast, right?

    • @shawny2scrawny
      @shawny2scrawny Před 4 lety +6

      Timothy Ellis
      Yikes.
      Some classic Ari level commentary

    • @721460
      @721460 Před 4 lety +3

      She gonna get a hot Cosby

    • @yawnhiccup
      @yawnhiccup Před 4 lety +2

      @@CamxCam. pillage her village xD

  • @iceman7157
    @iceman7157 Před 4 lety +418

    Her: >I dont trust him for a second!
    Also Her: >I want him to spike my drink!

  • @anthonyromero4603
    @anthonyromero4603 Před 3 lety +1

    0:25 the hardest I’ve laughed at a Rogan podcast. That look of “no you think?!”

  • @dickfitswell3437
    @dickfitswell3437 Před rokem +1

    "I can't do this dirty thing. you made me wear this swimsuit thing. I'm helpless $lut"
    LMAO

  • @Weah702
    @Weah702 Před 4 lety +361

    Joe being a gossip queen

    • @lewisvalencia8405
      @lewisvalencia8405 Před 4 lety +22

      I mean it was on a podcast heard by millions....

    • @daveb6904
      @daveb6904 Před 4 lety +1

      Hahahaha

    • @bigguwapbrixks187
      @bigguwapbrixks187 Před 4 lety +2

      That’s his group of friends and this was discussed couple days ago.. stfu u weirdo

    • @jonnysith
      @jonnysith Před 4 lety +2

      And it's hilarious lol

    • @Weah702
      @Weah702 Před 4 lety +1

      @@lewisvalencia8405 i mean this was my 1st time hearing of this soo...

  • @CorbCorbin
    @CorbCorbin Před 4 lety +205

    Bert only drinks when he’s eating something.

  • @GCSalinas
    @GCSalinas Před 3 lety +1

    0:24 lmao 🤣

  • @fredjenkins1546
    @fredjenkins1546 Před rokem +5

    Yeah if he did it to Nikki he would be in jail. This shit is crazy how society accepts certain shit but when it happens to certain people its not accepted!!

  • @dimitrissalepis5254
    @dimitrissalepis5254 Před 4 lety +2928

    Of course you cant trust a crazy, depressed, junkie comedian. Anyone here after the Kobe video and tweet????

    • @bigsmoke9454
      @bigsmoke9454 Před 4 lety +4

      Dimitris Salepis yep

    • @sakyia1
      @sakyia1 Před 4 lety +93

      She knew it she called it. Why doesnt Joe see it? Ari is fucked up in the head.

    • @MulhollandDr
      @MulhollandDr Před 4 lety +21

      Can't trust him around little girls:
      czcams.com/video/WDRsmR9Od8Q/video.html

    • @davidwarren719
      @davidwarren719 Před 4 lety +1

      Yep

    • @toidean633
      @toidean633 Před 4 lety

      Me!!!

  • @jayjustjay5867
    @jayjustjay5867 Před 4 lety +1301

    Lol this gets recommended after what Ari had said about Kobe

    • @nametaken5479
      @nametaken5479 Před 4 lety +11

      That's immediately what I thought when this just popped up in my feed.

    • @nikolakosovic3681
      @nikolakosovic3681 Před 4 lety +2

      People search for it, Joe Rogan, Ari, Kobe... It's algorithm

    • @rackem6991
      @rackem6991 Před 4 lety +12

      Joe is avoiding it like the plague

    • @MiguelGarcia-vj7oo
      @MiguelGarcia-vj7oo Před 4 lety +4

      @@mysticmac5555 I wonder if the person. That appreciates Ari right now is the women that Kobe raped ..hmm....🤔....

    • @bryant7369
      @bryant7369 Před 4 lety +12

      Miguel Garcia look up what happened he didn’t rape anyoneeeeeeeee

  • @nickkriebel1884
    @nickkriebel1884 Před 3 lety +1

    0:23 Joe😂😂😭😭

  • @alex-1822
    @alex-1822 Před 2 lety

    I swear these comments are funnier than every comic I’ve ever seen on here lmao

  • @bobtob8423
    @bobtob8423 Před 4 lety +193

    Molly+Bondage = a lovely Saturday night

    • @spudmckenzie5649
      @spudmckenzie5649 Před 4 lety +18

      Molly+Bondage+Nikki Glaser = Long weekend locked in a hotel suite

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 Před 4 lety +1

      Bondage and weed would be enough for me. I aint tying a bitch up but i'd restrain her lol

    • @stevetoth7136
      @stevetoth7136 Před 4 lety +4

      And here the OP teaches everyone another life lesson.
      In your mind, we all like the fantasy of Molly and Bondage with a beautiful woman like Nikki Glaser.......
      In reality........ molly and Bondage only comes with a man who goes by Bob Tob and spends his time on CZcams comment threads........

    • @ericevans4743
      @ericevans4743 Před 4 lety

      Yeah just another boring Tuesday morning for me...

    • @imcoleyourenot8391
      @imcoleyourenot8391 Před 4 lety

      Adolf Hitler fair

  • @TonyVega123
    @TonyVega123 Před 4 lety +761

    I bet Ari knows something about Joe that could potentially destroy his marriage

    • @Super_Broly
      @Super_Broly Před 4 lety +66

      Interesting.

    • @daves9664
      @daves9664 Před 4 lety +59

      Lmfaoo 100%

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 Před 3 lety +5

      💯

    • @19AssassinPR93
      @19AssassinPR93 Před 3 lety +41

      Ari is actually his CIA handler who got to him on flat earth.

    • @OmegaMouse
      @OmegaMouse Před 3 lety +36

      @@19AssassinPR93 I seriously wouldn't doubt if Ari was some kind of agent for the CIA or other intelligent agencies. It would explain why he's so smug and feels untouchable. Plus, these organizations love people like Ari - easy to control and willing to follow crazy orders.

  • @thesoundpurist
    @thesoundpurist Před 2 lety

    "what are you doing, are you on molly... arrrrre you!!??? with this face..." aaaah ah ah ah

  • @Ebvardh
    @Ebvardh Před rokem +1

    Dear Bert: None of these people are your friends.

  • @Islanders83
    @Islanders83 Před 4 lety +592

    I think it’s weird that Joe is laughing about it like it’s not a big deal.

    • @warmaker911
      @warmaker911 Před 4 lety +88

      He's being a hypocritical and enabling his sociopathic tendencies further by his light-hearted stance. I know damn well Joe would wipe the floor with Ari's ass if he ever dared to drug him and probably blacklist him from getting gigs too. I'm sure Ari knows it too and wouldn't dare try to piss off his sugar daddy like that.

    • @harvey2609
      @harvey2609 Před 4 lety +63

      Thanks for saving me the trouble of making the same comment. What Ari did to Bert was childish and potentially lethal. Part of Joe's brain is stuck in high school.

    • @mrsoshadabaadman
      @mrsoshadabaadman Před 4 lety +24

      @@harvey2609 Yeah his wife is livid. She was on the mama's house podcast. Bert was on blood thinning medication for his heart at the time.

    • @sonnydortmund1513
      @sonnydortmund1513 Před 4 lety +6

      He’s not a good guy. Like Ari.

    • @300pzl
      @300pzl Před 4 lety +18

      Joe is high 24/7 and can't discern reality.

  • @thecandyman9308
    @thecandyman9308 Před 3 lety +1150

    Considering Bert is like 50, overweight, and years of hard living, Ari could have easily induced a heart attack in Bert

    • @FishJokes
      @FishJokes Před 3 lety +42

      You and 59 people don't know shit about drugs

    • @queasyislander0274
      @queasyislander0274 Před 3 lety +28

      arko lol u mad

    • @prandz420
      @prandz420 Před 3 lety +35

      At a normal dose MDMA is actually exceptionally safe. It’s safer than getting drunk physiologically and socially at doses between 70-120mg.

    • @amesailor
      @amesailor Před 3 lety +8

      @@FishJokes there's a reason the fda yanked the approval, dipshit.

    • @fullm3tal90
      @fullm3tal90 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol with molly 😂🤣 NERD do drugs

  • @danzwku
    @danzwku Před 3 lety +5

    "we're worried about his health, Bert's ridiculously over weight, and he's also on high blood pressure medication but yet drinks every night''
    Ari: so i put molly in his drink

  • @HakunaMatata-lv4gk
    @HakunaMatata-lv4gk Před rokem

    This is great material

  • @frankwhite5862
    @frankwhite5862 Před 4 lety +421

    This is the type of woman you DONT need in your life....she did a complete 180 in a matter of seconds.

    • @RuyLopezCUH
      @RuyLopezCUH Před 4 lety +76

      Probably a good girl to have some fun with but definitely not one you wanna try a relationship with

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision Před 4 lety +18

      Your tv and media turning our women into this...

    • @oc4515
      @oc4515 Před 4 lety +6

      Frank White yep. Shes trash

    • @mmaaddict78
      @mmaaddict78 Před 4 lety +36

      I don’t know man, she sure seems like my kind of girl. I bet the sex would never get old and the tragic ending of the relationship would be totally worth it.

    • @SLOTHLEADFOOT
      @SLOTHLEADFOOT Před 4 lety +8

      She looks like more of a bird than Dee from IASIP, I don’t get all the simps lining up to chug her bath water in the comments.

  • @kingofthehamsters
    @kingofthehamsters Před 4 lety +203

    Gotta admit Ari Shaffir gave me creepy vibes when I've seen him with Joe before.

  • @user-nx1fp6fv6r
    @user-nx1fp6fv6r Před 5 měsíci +1

    They really like making a joke about spiking someones drink. I could have sworn that was a crime.

  • @youcantshimshamthezimmzamm5712

    Joes impression of berts gasp was perfect

  • @maximusthecannabist5170
    @maximusthecannabist5170 Před 4 lety +332

    I want someone to spike my drink.... somewhere in prison pill Cosby's spikey senses are tingling

  • @predictingthefuture1
    @predictingthefuture1 Před 4 lety +55

    Why was Joe surprised that she found it weird and didn't trust Ari but as soon as she said she found it funny he looked happy af.

    • @boliusabol822
      @boliusabol822 Před 2 lety +4

      I think he knew that she wasn't being genuine when she was very critical or that it didn't sound right 'cos he knows her. Then her reveal views came out that she even wants him to spike her drink and he found it funny to what extent she is into it especially given her initial reaction.

  • @leekillian7599
    @leekillian7599 Před 2 lety

    I agree. Loose screws are not good.

  • @tripp9304
    @tripp9304 Před 3 lety +3

    “He gave his friend Molly. That’s crazy. It’s so funny though.”

  • @drexzz23
    @drexzz23 Před 4 lety +521

    Who else is here because they’re sober and awake?

    • @Tyler_W
      @Tyler_W Před 4 lety +9

      Bingo

    • @kavmanproductions
      @kavmanproductions Před 4 lety +5

      Bruh...

    • @loveprada
      @loveprada Před 4 lety +9

      I'm on the highway typing this comment as I drive its 1:00 in the morning wtf am I doing lol sober too smh

    • @richi494
      @richi494 Před 4 lety +3

      Same.

    • @daveb6904
      @daveb6904 Před 4 lety +7

      Coming down off a half ball and now I'm here lol

  • @JoeCnNd
    @JoeCnNd Před 4 lety +100

    Ari: you need to stop drinking.
    Also ari: I slipped molly in your drink.

  • @thecat7105
    @thecat7105 Před 4 měsíci

    the way joe explained the dosing was hilarious

  • @alwaysratchet2560
    @alwaysratchet2560 Před rokem

    I love how the title of the clip says “I don’t trust him for a second” but it should say “I want ari to spike my drink”

  • @chakibhamza2751
    @chakibhamza2751 Před 4 lety +248

    This aged rather well

    • @idgaf1241
      @idgaf1241 Před 4 lety +9

      Someone already said that, ya fuckin jagoff

  • @Soldier4USA2005
    @Soldier4USA2005 Před 4 lety +94

    I don't care who you are. If you spike my drink, you're visiting the ER.

    • @Soldier4USA2005
      @Soldier4USA2005 Před 4 lety +6

      @@jdtremblay2331 Says the random internet asshole who missed the point.
      #HypocrisyInAction

    • @imaferretmaster
      @imaferretmaster Před 4 lety +10

      @@jdtremblay2331 pretty sure if you drugged someone and they kicked your ass for it they have deniable plausibility being on drugs and they'd get charged with misdemeanor assault at best, while you're the one who committed a felony, so....I would doubt that.

    • @pauljefferson9538
      @pauljefferson9538 Před 4 lety

      @@jdtremblay2331 lolololol

    • @ramiroborges7359
      @ramiroborges7359 Před 4 lety +1

      and that's why Ari chose Bert and not you

  • @johnkillian1822
    @johnkillian1822 Před rokem

    Respect is hard to gain. And easily lost!

  • @paydn202
    @paydn202 Před 2 lety

    "at first for different crowds.......then for ourselves."

  • @sike1917
    @sike1917 Před 4 lety +380

    Nobody:
    Joe: mmmmmmmm 😏😏😏

  • @TAZS
    @TAZS Před 4 lety +316

    love Nikki! "Ari, gave his friend molly?!?! That's NOT OKAY!"
    1 second later....
    "But wait, that's hilarious though!" 😂

    • @3dheadcreeps87
      @3dheadcreeps87 Před 4 lety +9

      Agostinho Zinga - comedians in a nutshell

    • @3dheadcreeps87
      @3dheadcreeps87 Před 4 lety +4

      Or “feminism” according to some retards.

    • @sparda9060
      @sparda9060 Před 4 lety +2

      Well theres a lot of fucked up shit that happens are funny... doesn't mean its not still fucked up though.

    • @ritwiknandakumar
      @ritwiknandakumar Před 4 lety +6

      And 1 second later “I kinda want Ari to spike my drink.”

    • @michaelbryant8757
      @michaelbryant8757 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah, dumb .....and blonde!

  • @gggirl881
    @gggirl881 Před 3 lety

    the Molly-Spiking is so UNCOOL!

  • @dannyortega382
    @dannyortega382 Před 3 lety +1

    one of my aunts was hanging out with "friends" one time and one of em sneaked a drug in her drink. (i cant remember what drug it was) but she almost died from it, she was choking to death until one of my uncles went to her place, found her, and took her to the hospital. she didnt die

  • @winstonvpeloso
    @winstonvpeloso Před 4 lety +44

    nobody: ....
    roe jogan: 😵😧😅🤪😭

  • @anava84
    @anava84 Před 4 lety +152

    I love how the bald dude is just gossiping about all his homies.

    • @jonsorensen94
      @jonsorensen94 Před 4 lety +3

      Is it gossip if it happened?

    • @joeywantstoplay
      @joeywantstoplay Před 4 lety +2

      like a bitch!

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon Před 4 lety +2

      @resurrected _JEW By starting the sentence off with "Did you hear?" and gasping like a little bitch with their hand over their mouth. That's how.

    • @THERAMMSTEINFAN490
      @THERAMMSTEINFAN490 Před 4 lety +4

      Hahah fan boys hurt in the back. Go home and shine your foreheads

    • @dopeass791
      @dopeass791 Před 4 lety

      @John Doe thats a funny way to spell Roe Jogan

  • @davidb3271
    @davidb3271 Před 2 lety

    Spiking someones drink with drugs is FUCKED UP.

  • @GuitarGuy4647
    @GuitarGuy4647 Před 3 lety

    How can you not taste molly? Lmao

  • @TheMrlitemaster
    @TheMrlitemaster Před 4 lety +162

    "secretly evil"
    He felt righteous enough to spike someones drink without regret

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 Před 4 lety +14

      All he has to do is ten fuck trump jokes and all is forgiven for comics like ari.

  • @RobinDaHood99
    @RobinDaHood99 Před 4 lety +237

    Joe "tekashi" rogan

  • @mikeypickett4468
    @mikeypickett4468 Před 3 lety +4

    Joe and Nikki are like high school girls

  • @decentralizehedgefundwsb5263

    2:00 she ain't lying 🤣🤣 that shoulder move 😈😏

  • @emoore6095
    @emoore6095 Před 4 lety +126

    Damn algorithm, you cold.

    • @carlarchemetre7629
      @carlarchemetre7629 Před 4 lety +1

      It's about time someone gave a shoutout those algorithms, they be putting in a lotta work

  • @PhonyRider
    @PhonyRider Před 3 lety +73

    What’s funny is people let the molly thing slide, but making a joke about a dead guy is what went to far?

  • @levz360
    @levz360 Před 3 lety

    Lmao I want to see this podcast so bad. I know Bert doesnt want it released but it would be so fascinating to watch

  • @Die_yuppie_scum661
    @Die_yuppie_scum661 Před 2 lety

    If I had to be honest with myself I pay very well attention to people's personal stories and storing it for ammo later.

  • @asherrfacee
    @asherrfacee Před 4 lety +282

    Nikki is a great example of why being a comedian is not a replacement for seeing a psychiatrist.

    • @CeeZee001
      @CeeZee001 Před rokem

      I like hearing her when she says she wants to be sexually used. You can tell she's a c00mdump

    • @andrewwebb624
      @andrewwebb624 Před rokem

      Ari drugged a fucking dude my guy he also has admitted to doing non consensual things to women

    • @HaykInWonderland
      @HaykInWonderland Před rokem

      Yeah they should pay someone to hear about their dysfunction instead of getting paid to talk about it

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 Před rokem +4

      @@HaykInWonderlandthey dont make people pay though lmao its people willing to pay to laugh at relatable jokes. Nearly All of the funniest comics of all time grew up extremely unstable and got into comedy mainly due to mental illness lmao its no secret

    • @HaykInWonderland
      @HaykInWonderland Před rokem

      @@Calilou52 lmao

  • @tylermassey5431
    @tylermassey5431 Před 3 lety +122

    "I think Ari is secretly evil."
    Not much of a secret

  • @shanehaney2121
    @shanehaney2121 Před 3 lety +2

    "That's more funny than crazy!"
    No it isn't. If someone did this to me I would never talk to them again.

  • @kittygrowl839
    @kittygrowl839 Před 3 lety

    I love these two together

  • @myfathersson3751
    @myfathersson3751 Před 4 lety +235

    If he drugged a woman would she be laughing??

    • @friskydingooo7992
      @friskydingooo7992 Před 4 lety +4

      my father's son no

    • @carlosmarte3154
      @carlosmarte3154 Před 4 lety +8

      my father's son Yeah...I mean, if we’re comparing apples to apples here of course. If he did *EXACTLY* as he did with Bert (slip MDMA and converse; nothing more), then I don’t see this going any other way: most people are going to be horrified, and a lot of comics are going to laugh.

    • @jellophant9716
      @jellophant9716 Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah she's Nikki Glaser, are you not familiar with her?

    • @haloman12300
      @haloman12300 Před 4 lety

      Yeah

    • @pierrearr
      @pierrearr Před 4 lety +1

      my father's son he didn't though so it's pointless to say that. Good friends might call each other retarded but they wouldn't do it to someone else.

  • @GreenEnvy.
    @GreenEnvy. Před 4 lety +110

    If someone ever spiked by my drink with Molly I would kick their ass after I'm done hugging them.

    • @ndz9818
      @ndz9818 Před 4 lety +10

      Lick*

    • @lordjmme303
      @lordjmme303 Před 4 lety

      Just keep hugging until the person is ded.

  • @nickd3157
    @nickd3157 Před 3 lety

    Thats a good friend, someone get my drink!

  • @MH-nc5jd
    @MH-nc5jd Před 2 lety

    ..people spiking friends drinks without you knowing aren't your friends..

  • @Derek-nm3lu
    @Derek-nm3lu Před 4 lety +75

    Who else had this pop up in their recommendations after Kobe passed

    • @BKHockeyTalk
      @BKHockeyTalk Před 4 lety

      CapoVelli CZcams algorithm want ari gone 💀😂

  • @Portertubby1
    @Portertubby1 Před 4 lety +10

    Joe’s face at 0:24 is PRICELESS 😂

  • @sjaaklent9569
    @sjaaklent9569 Před 3 lety

    02;00 got me rock solid

  • @paulbraunstein2290
    @paulbraunstein2290 Před 2 lety

    The most epic gossip session in the ultraverse

  • @hatkins02
    @hatkins02 Před 4 lety +405

    I love how Joe is justifying Ari’s action by them wanting to get Bert’s life together by spiking his drink with Molly lmao when he’s on blood pressure meds

    • @jarontalotta
      @jarontalotta Před 4 lety

      Circled webs and cyromaktergentricneograms

    • @TheSquareOnes
      @TheSquareOnes Před 4 lety +42

      @Dylan J. If your idea of being interesting is secretly making your friends take drugs without their consent, feel free to go be "interesting" way the fuck away from everyone else. Drug use is fine, drugging people isn't.

    • @TC-jo2vj
      @TC-jo2vj Před 4 lety

      Working out or caffeine is harder on the heart than good molly

    • @jackfahy2283
      @jackfahy2283 Před 4 lety +1

      That’s because he secretly hates Bert

    • @filipraos8072
      @filipraos8072 Před 4 lety +1

      @Dylan J. dumbass

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 Před 4 lety +79

    1:23 that stare went on 1 second too long

  • @williammccartney4833
    @williammccartney4833 Před 3 lety

    I had school friends who dosed a metal shop teacher it went bad no one got caught!

  • @Frusshan40
    @Frusshan40 Před rokem +1

    She called it. That Kobe thing proves he’s sociopathic.