Norm Macdonald Tells The Most Convoluted Joke Ever - CONAN on TBS

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  • @NickodemusBigotes
    @NickodemusBigotes Před 6 měsíci +2310

    "Well ya know...a man grows".
    Pure comedic gold.

    • @DenOndeMister
      @DenOndeMister Před 3 měsíci +53

      A throw away line on his part that is better than most comedians entire career.

    • @moonbalancedd
      @moonbalancedd Před 3 měsíci +27

      I'm convinced that wasn't a mistake and an improv. he likes to have mini-jokes in his jokes and he crafts jokes to have layers and asides. He probably thought of this as a funny idea to insert in this joke act. He pauses too like he's expecting it to be pointed out.

    • @moosedawgatlantaproductions
      @moosedawgatlantaproductions Před 3 měsíci +1

      Conan's reaction was incredible 🤣😂

    • @gifi4
      @gifi4 Před 3 měsíci +16

      Honestly it is the BEST part of the joke. Because Norm messed up and got called out on it. Then you see him go "Ohhh damn I messed it up haha", and he comes up with such a good line to not only counter his mistake but to turn it into the joke. 10/10

    • @geneparmesan8748
      @geneparmesan8748 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@moonbalancedd I suspect this, too. Maybe he just knows Conan that well to know where he's going to set stuff up, because later in the joke he had a fakeout that Conan played into perfectly with "I look across the hall but what do I see? An attendant, who took me to the part of the aquarium I REALLY wanted to go to."

  • @chumaktv5386
    @chumaktv5386 Před rokem +10052

    I am convinced that a “four mile hike to see a dog turd “ was taken as the biggest complement ever by Norm

    • @william5691
      @william5691 Před rokem +135

      I think Norm was just putting him over to make up for always making Andy the butt of his jokes back in the day. The dog turd line is pretty weak, certainly not strong enough to unseat the likes of Norm. You see how much more credence the audience gives Andy’s joke because of Norm’s reaction to it, Norm knew what he was doing. I honestly think he gave him that reaction as well as the handshake to top it off in order to smooth over any unresolved beef Andy may have had. It’s a shame with that in mind that Andy had to go and speak ill of Norm after his passing in relation to how he feels he was treated by him. Andy just couldn’t cop a joke on the chin and move on, a bad trait for a talk show sidekick.

    • @CrumbsLamond
      @CrumbsLamond Před rokem +677

      @@william5691 it's more likely that norm... Liked the joke. Crazy I know, but it sounds like you're the one that doesn't like Andy
      Any beef that he had with norm was most likely squashed behind the scenes.
      And further, if you're a big norm fan, you'd probably know norm wouldn't give any kind of praise to a joke he didn't actually think was funny

    • @chetmanley7514
      @chetmanley7514 Před rokem +322

      ​@@william5691 I like that you came up with this convoluted, alternate explanation to project your personal frustration with Andy onto Norm. That makes way more sense than the sensible, boring explanation that Norm simply liked Andy's joke.

    • @ohayuhanna
      @ohayuhanna Před rokem +79

      Yes, so spot on. He buckled over and fell to the floor without saying anything. Imagine how that hike would actually be like. Four miles, exhaustion, exertion, all the way driven by purpose. And at the end the dog turd. Doesn't even matter then. The dog turd is holy by that point. Just like the youthful porpoise.

    • @dad7335
      @dad7335 Před rokem +33

      Especially since it was coming from the Swedish German Andy Richter

  • @zencomeseasy602
    @zencomeseasy602 Před rokem +3927

    Norm built an entire career out of entertaining himself, and we all got to come along. RIP Norm. There will never be another like him.

    • @blackmancer
      @blackmancer Před rokem +23

      wanna hear my Norm Macdonald joke?
      Supposedly, laughter is the best medicine......

    • @MrMambott
      @MrMambott Před 8 měsíci +2

      Nice

    • @goodsir.813
      @goodsir.813 Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@blackmancer tell that to hes cancer haha?

    • @MoonCowGaming
      @MoonCowGaming Před 7 měsíci +21

      ​@@goodsir.813he actually tied with the cancer. He killed the cancer too.

    • @goodsir.813
      @goodsir.813 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@MoonCowGaming weighing a courageous battle ...

  • @scantykneesocks1141
    @scantykneesocks1141 Před 11 měsíci +2035

    I told this joke to a couple of kids in their early 20's, and they bought the story hook, line, and sinker. When I delivered the punchline, there was a long pause followed by one of them saying "I want to die."
    I laughed for a minute straight. Couldn't wish for a better response. Thanks, Norm.

    • @deathvalleyfarmer5563
      @deathvalleyfarmer5563 Před 10 měsíci +40

      That is awesome. Well played.

    • @maggifatai4497
      @maggifatai4497 Před 9 měsíci +84

      You should be ashamed..no hooks,lines or sinkers around dolphins..😆

    • @grantscharoff
      @grantscharoff Před 9 měsíci +32

      I read your comment, and I laughed for 2 minutes straight just imagining your situation with these kids. 😄

    • @nutbastard
      @nutbastard Před 8 měsíci

      @@maggifatai4497Nothing wrong with eating dolphin so long as it’s tuna-free.

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 Před 8 měsíci +6

      That's hilarious XD

  • @ElisandroDeLeon
    @ElisandroDeLeon Před 2 lety +9864

    Norm is simultaneously a rambling old man and a mischievous child while Conan just stares completely incredulously

    • @youtime18
      @youtime18 Před 2 lety +131

      That’s a great description of Norm

    • @groofay
      @groofay Před 2 lety +90

      @@youtime18 Conan said something like that himself on his podcast remembering Norm, about him being a mischievous child. It's just too perfect.

    • @remyogun8270
      @remyogun8270 Před 2 lety +36

      Dennis Miller called him "like a profane child" back in the late 90's, so he should really get the credit for the accurate analogy

    • @tandago7281
      @tandago7281 Před 2 lety +5

      Great way of putting it!

    • @andybunn5780
      @andybunn5780 Před 2 lety +26

      Norm and Conan had fantastic chemistry

  • @TheBugkillah
    @TheBugkillah Před 2 lety +6345

    “A four mile hike for a dog turd.”
    That was his style. Love him.

    • @natediaz1863
      @natediaz1863 Před 2 lety +63

      I call that the "marriage delivery." Powerful technique.

    • @stoicspartan01
      @stoicspartan01 Před 2 lety +42

      "more Quebecois humor" yeah that's right Andy, not a lot of folks were ready for this. The same goes with this week's news.

    • @Person22333
      @Person22333 Před 2 lety +28

      And then he looks at you. Except that dog turd is the most nutrient filled turd in the western hemisphere and is shaped with gods proportions

    • @joelinsb8650
      @joelinsb8650 Před 2 lety +25

      @@stoicspartan01 Andy is a sharp guy. Check youtube to watch him crushing Wolf Blitzer on celebrity Jeopardy

    • @sabhinandhkumar
      @sabhinandhkumar Před 2 lety +21

      His punchlines are pretty solid usually. This one was hilariously terrible.

  • @bluelegbaboon7058
    @bluelegbaboon7058 Před 2 lety +1344

    my favorite Norm moments are when a joke he says bombs, because you can always hear one person absolutely losing it

    • @askthepizzaguy
      @askthepizzaguy Před 2 lety +143

      @Jacob King They're laughing at the audience expecting Norm to tell a normal joke. No, Norm tells jokes where he makes fun of joke telling, the audience doesn't get it, except one guy does and it is hysterical only to that guy.
      I am that guy.

    • @SimpleManGuitars1973
      @SimpleManGuitars1973 Před rokem +48

      @@askthepizzaguy Norm told multiple punchlines on the way to the main punchline which was never as funny as the punchlines he had used to build to the end and that was the absolute genius of his comedy. That's why some get it and some don't. For those of us that do we know that there will never be another Norm.

    • @busterlowd4365
      @busterlowd4365 Před rokem +3

      It's Conan.

    • @yashim08
      @yashim08 Před rokem +11

      ​@@askthepizzaguy oh yeah for sure Mr. Main Character

    • @zoli11
      @zoli11 Před rokem +1

      @@SimpleManGuitars1973 ooh yes, that's it! Perfectly put!

  • @bob_sandvagene
    @bob_sandvagene Před 11 měsíci +501

    The absolute joy on Norm's face when he knows he sucked them in only to deliver a terrible punchline to a terrible joke is just priceless.

    • @IanDikhtiar
      @IanDikhtiar Před 9 měsíci

      how come is it a terrible punchline?

    • @bob_sandvagene
      @bob_sandvagene Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@IanDikhtiar Did you not get the joke?

    • @IanDikhtiar
      @IanDikhtiar Před 9 měsíci

      @@bob_sandvagene oh, I got the joke, and I found it the most hilarious punchline ever. How is it terrible? Did YOU not get it?

    • @bob_sandvagene
      @bob_sandvagene Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@IanDikhtiar Yes.

    • @IanDikhtiar
      @IanDikhtiar Před 9 měsíci

      @@bob_sandvagene I don't think so. Watch it again.

  • @ralphyboy6996
    @ralphyboy6996 Před 2 lety +4343

    "well..You know a man grows" he totally came up with that on the spot. Comedic genius. The world won't be the same without him. RIP Norm.

    • @snakey934Snakeybakey
      @snakey934Snakeybakey Před rokem +33

      I never got that joke. Was there something to get? Or was it just Norm being Norm? I laughed, but I didn't get why Conan was laughing so hard... This thought keeps me up at night.

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 Před rokem +321

      @@snakey934Snakeybakey People will say "A man grows" to justify radical change so applying it to the man's last name after being called out on it was just an absurd misdirection. An absurd explanation for an absurd situation.

    • @snakey934Snakeybakey
      @snakey934Snakeybakey Před rokem +15

      @@biggusdickus1689 thanks

    • @tdb517
      @tdb517 Před rokem +26

      He didn't find it on the spot. He prepared it

    • @poroy7744
      @poroy7744 Před rokem +8

      You could see the wheels spinning. Miss him

  • @TheFinalStanza94
    @TheFinalStanza94 Před 2 lety +10564

    "I think you just changed his last name."
    "Well...you know...a man grows" that on the spot gold!!!
    RIP Norm

    • @JD..........
      @JD.......... Před 2 lety +44

      Next level...

    •  Před 2 lety +35

      He planned it.

    • @TheFinalStanza94
      @TheFinalStanza94 Před 2 lety +200

      @ possibly, i think it was spontaneous though. it's norm after all.. the way he laughs before he says it, like he's cracking himself up from what he's about to say lol.

    • @rossdreizler4191
      @rossdreizler4191 Před 2 lety +77

      Literally was the Jordan of comebacks. He don't miss under pressure

    •  Před 2 lety +22

      @@TheFinalStanza94 nah man. Dude had a real french name that he transitioned into another real french name that's vaguely similar. Absolutely no way this wasn't planned.

  • @HeelTaker7
    @HeelTaker7 Před rokem +1774

    Andy had FOUR attempts at getting that joke out before he finally got to tell it.
    He knew he had gold.
    I’m so glad he kept persisting and delivered it so well, seeing Norm literally fall out of his chair laughing was everything.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 11 měsíci +104

      And I am convinced that Norm appreciated that joke a lot.

    • @adriantrusca1245
      @adriantrusca1245 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Just two.

    • @bragtime1052
      @bragtime1052 Před 6 měsíci

      💀

    • @werdwerdus
      @werdwerdus Před 5 měsíci +5

      I've never seen Norm laugh so hard

    • @followingtheroe1952
      @followingtheroe1952 Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@oz_jones He seemed more like the kinda fella who appreciated him what on the account of being Swedish-German.

  • @brod7650
    @brod7650 Před rokem +1611

    I met Norm once and I said I love his jokes on talk shows. He told me he's given six minutes and just never has enough to say, so he just made up convoluted jokes to kill time.

    • @TehSWEED
      @TehSWEED Před rokem +8

      same

    • @deadfr0g
      @deadfr0g Před rokem +80

      @@TehSWEED Same here! Glad to hear I’m not the only one who has to ramble during talk show appearances to fill time.

    • @scottcates
      @scottcates Před rokem

      Excellent

    • @somea2v
      @somea2v Před rokem +14

      That is the most Norm logic I've ever heard.

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin Před rokem +2

      Perfect

  • @kubagalinski8724
    @kubagalinski8724 Před 3 lety +9181

    "Well, you know a man grows" is one of the funniest lines ever said by anybody.
    RIP Norm Macdonald, comedy genius

    • @klaatubarada2455
      @klaatubarada2455 Před 3 lety +304

      I love how quickly he produced that

    • @kubagalinski8724
      @kubagalinski8724 Před 3 lety +341

      @@Texaslonghorn_
      It's not supposed to make sense. As a man grows his last name changes. It's completely absurd.

    • @TheSuperArhum
      @TheSuperArhum Před 3 lety +42

      Ya it's like well nobody's perfect

    • @iggypopisgod9
      @iggypopisgod9 Před 3 lety +6

      omg...just classic...

    • @nulref575
      @nulref575 Před 3 lety +101

      I think he did it on porpoise. Norm always finds ways to slide a joke in when no one sees it coming.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Před 3 lety +3913

    People always forget what Norm said;
    _"I don't want fancy things, I don't want fancy shmancy things, I don't even want fancy shmancy wancy things, or fancy shamncy take-a-trip-to-France-y things. _*_What I want is wasting your time_*_ and mine"_

  • @THEOFFICIALTBTV
    @THEOFFICIALTBTV Před 2 lety +682

    I’ve rewatched this multiple times only to realize he gives us all these unnecessary details in the story without actually clarifying the significance of who this character is or what he actually does. Amazing

    • @matttherrien9608
      @matttherrien9608 Před rokem +63

      "The soil wasn't arable. It was rocky, hellish." - Norm Macdonald🤔😋

    • @MathiasMaximus
      @MathiasMaximus Před rokem +33

      He was supposed to save the town by being the smartest guy

    • @TheGameTree
      @TheGameTree Před 11 měsíci +24

      HE was their HOPE I guess

    • @jimjoycewakfin
      @jimjoycewakfin Před 8 měsíci +12

      ​@@MathiasMaximushe was going to be the next one

    • @dasstreets
      @dasstreets Před 3 měsíci +2

      Jacques DeGatineau was supposed to be the next great Canadian politician (but then he vanished).

  • @Frank-kq4te
    @Frank-kq4te Před 7 měsíci +222

    The pure joy and satisfaction on Norm's face when he delivers "youthful porpoise" will forever be my favourite moment. He well knew it was a ridiculous joke and he looks so proud of it.

  • @jvenom174
    @jvenom174 Před 2 lety +8188

    Norm falling out of the chair was so nice to see. He even gave Andy a handshake for the quality comeback. Warms this young chunk of coal’s heart.

    • @Missjunebugfreak
      @Missjunebugfreak Před 2 lety +216

      Honestly, that's my favorite moment of the video.

    • @conorobrien1025
      @conorobrien1025 Před 2 lety +248

      Andy Richter man. Best late night sidekick ever. Every time he pipes up it's gold

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Před 2 lety +186

      @@conorobrien1025 oh yeah, I love when conan talks about Andy. There was a story where conan and the writers were trying to come up with a punch line for something, Andy walks by and hears the conversation and delivers the punch line like it was nothing.

    • @stephanemagne2440
      @stephanemagne2440 Před 2 lety +36

      @@prezadent1 Not at all, Norm would never respond to his own punchline that genuinely. Probably the first time he heard the line.

    • @murphyburger7717
      @murphyburger7717 Před 2 lety +201

      Norm never reacts like that. I think he reacted that's way because Andy was able to perfectly articulate what Norm was trying to do, "bring you on a 4-mile hike to show you a dog turd." He turns it into an art.

  • @MyName42
    @MyName42 Před 3 lety +2402

    I never saw that last part where Andy insults Norm's story so hard he falls out of the chair laughing. Norm shakes his hand afterward, a worthy jab by Andy after all the times Norm has mocked him. Dudes rock.

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 Před 3 lety +176

      Nobody know about that but you, me, andy richter and the guy that has to hold Andy richter down

    • @Ironman374
      @Ironman374 Před 3 lety +232

      He broke down Norm's formula in the briefest and most hilarious way, and Norm knew it. Hard to get Norm to laugh at all, ever.

    • @chiraagrm2817
      @chiraagrm2817 Před 2 lety +31

      Miss this kind of television :(

    • @tombstonejones9581
      @tombstonejones9581 Před 2 lety +40

      What's better than this, a bunch of guys being dudes

    • @jeffprentiss5064
      @jeffprentiss5064 Před 2 lety +48

      @@jcmick8430 Are you referring to Andy Richter, the Swedish-German?

  • @crazzylarry1
    @crazzylarry1 Před rokem +45

    "...and to here again..." 1:17 When he stops and smiles at himself after - he's so proud of himself with his word choice. Love it!

  • @panzfaust9812
    @panzfaust9812 Před 7 měsíci +70

    Norm doesnt want fancy things, he just wants to waste everyone's time and i love it

  • @VincentK.McMahon
    @VincentK.McMahon Před 2 lety +3762

    That split-second sinister smile he would make every so often when he was telling jokes used to slay me every time. Nobody will ever replicate this. RIP Norm.

    • @NikoXC08
      @NikoXC08 Před 2 lety +52

      It was his own recognition of his orneriness, in the absurdly dry delivery of his jokes. Absolutely brings me to tears laughing

    • @MsGeorgeyboy
      @MsGeorgeyboy Před rokem +10

      Up there with sean lock. Or down there maybe. RIP both of them

    • @matttherrien9608
      @matttherrien9608 Před rokem +4

      In a world full of comedians, to be this unconventional? Wow!

    • @hv3115
      @hv3115 Před rokem +14

      Not "sinister." More like impish and mischievous.

    • @matttherrien9608
      @matttherrien9608 Před rokem +6

      @@hv3115 it's that smile when he comes to a point in his delivery where even he's lost.😂😂momentarily, of course.

  • @Molson-xg9hs
    @Molson-xg9hs Před 3 lety +1853

    I love how this and the moth joke both feature unnecessarily complicated people’s names. Norm is a twisted genius!

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 Před 3 lety +34

      @John Micheal Kane the dog turd from the end of Andy’s 4 mile hike could do a better job than James corden

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 Před 3 lety +22

      Also known as non-American names ._.

    • @ronchang9791
      @ronchang9791 Před 2 lety +19

      Gregaro

    • @davidchown1427
      @davidchown1427 Před 2 lety +14

      @@ronchang9791 sounds like he could be in that new pirate movie. GregARRRRRRo!

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Před 2 lety +2

      Lori Sungleberger begs to differ

  • @6884
    @6884 Před rokem +553

    Few people make me go insane as Norm could. What a master we lost 😢

  • @j50wells
    @j50wells Před rokem +223

    Only Norm could tell that joke, and it would still be funny.

  • @Jogwheel
    @Jogwheel Před 2 lety +7704

    RIP to this comedy legend. One of the best.

  • @pwatchmh
    @pwatchmh Před 3 lety +2882

    Team Coco don't be shy. Please release all the Norm Macdonald clip interview.

    • @Krobelux
      @Krobelux Před 3 lety +40

      I'mnotnorm is a yt channel that has a lot of his clips.

    • @calummacintosh2539
      @calummacintosh2539 Před 3 lety +16

      It's so sad we lost norm rip

    • @rsoe9158
      @rsoe9158 Před 3 lety +57

      @@calummacintosh2539 bruh, he's still alive.

    • @last1second
      @last1second Před 3 lety +57

      @@rsoe9158 apparently he's serving a youthful purpose

    • @justgrey3114
      @justgrey3114 Před 3 lety +18

      @@last1second last time I heard he went on a laying-on-women spree without their consent and he was sentenced for prison, what a jerk that guy is

  • @hungfao
    @hungfao Před rokem +81

    Norm is the only guy that can tell bad jokes that you will go back and watch again.

  • @superpowerfulmagnets
    @superpowerfulmagnets Před 2 lety +10

    This anecdote really put Témiscaming, Quebec on the map!

  • @CueVueTV
    @CueVueTV Před 2 lety +2579

    Andy's crude description of Norm's style is so spot on that Norm reacts more than he has ever reacted to anyone!!!

    • @overthetip
      @overthetip Před 2 lety +50

      That was a very funny line

    • @imnotsumitnagar
      @imnotsumitnagar Před 2 lety +52

      I think it encapsulates Norm's career or at least his joke style perfectly, because my God dog turds are funny

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 Před 2 lety +8

      And we lap it up and ask for more 😅

    • @pongkong
      @pongkong Před 2 lety

      no...

    • @evanmcshannock
      @evanmcshannock Před 2 lety

      Dark

  • @rhove09
    @rhove09 Před 2 lety +1706

    I love the respect he shows Andy at the end for making him laugh.

    • @nicholas958
      @nicholas958 Před 2 lety +142

      I noticed that. He literally takes a knee for that line. And look at the joy on his face. No ego at all. What a loss.

    • @christosioannou9628
      @christosioannou9628 Před 2 lety +79

      Just noticed the hand shake - what a wholesome moment

    • @DanCicala
      @DanCicala Před 2 lety +3

      You'll like the first clip from this compilation then: czcams.com/video/4ajZqoeC-So/video.html

    • @timmartinez9901
      @timmartinez9901 Před 2 lety +4

      @@DanCicala that was fun thanks man

    • @palehorse864
      @palehorse864 Před 2 lety +1

      Look up his Rehab story with Letterman. Dave gets the last laugh and the look on Norm's face is pure joy.
      czcams.com/video/n54L1Kx8apU/video.html&ab_channel=JeffWiersma

  • @MrYoubrian
    @MrYoubrian Před rokem +69

    3:03 to 4:10 is the greatest thing to witness. 3 friends just ribbing each other, laughing and joking. Not one single ounce of ego, pride, jealousy, hate, envy or animosity. Something tells me it would still be the very same conversation from those 3 if you were next to them at a table in a restaurant.

    • @followingtheroe1952
      @followingtheroe1952 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Andy wasn't a friend of Norms, he was more of a Swedish-German

  • @Raumes513
    @Raumes513 Před 2 lety +67

    Man the last few seconds of the video of Conan saying “ I love you. I really do, you know that right?” Got me. These two were so freaking natural together you can tell that they were very good friends and understood one another. Rip norm!

  • @darkinstinctful123
    @darkinstinctful123 Před 3 lety +2076

    Norm is the dude that makes the comedians cry from laughter.

  • @nopeteys2424
    @nopeteys2424 Před 2 lety +1789

    Conan was Norm’s best audience. You can tell how much Conan loved him. Rest easy you legend

    • @highsociety7677
      @highsociety7677 Před 2 lety +8

      Dennis Miller

    • @7beers
      @7beers Před rokem +3

      @@highsociety7677 Letterman

    • @highsociety7677
      @highsociety7677 Před rokem +9

      @@7beers no way. He worked brilliantly with all 3, but Miller was by far the most enamored with ol Normy.

    • @purleybaker
      @purleybaker Před rokem +5

      Nobody worked better with Norm than Conan.

    • @7beers
      @7beers Před rokem +3

      @@purleybaker Not even close. Letterman had clever comebacks and they brought out the best in each other. Conan says nothing original.

  • @jacobcostello6108
    @jacobcostello6108 Před rokem +88

    Easily the best guest and truly an original, RIP❤️

  • @IANinALTONA
    @IANinALTONA Před rokem +32

    Oh Norm, it's only been a year and I miss you already.

    • @mirandaperry5245
      @mirandaperry5245 Před rokem +1

      Me too. I've always been a fan of Norm, but man, I still wish I would have appreciated him more when he was alive. I'm watching all these old videos laughing so badly my sides hurt. Usually at some point, I'll go, Is norm actually insane? lol. Love this dude.

    • @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment
      @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment Před 3 měsíci

      Well, I'll say this: When the news broke that Norm was no longer of this world, the first words on everyone's mind were, "Where was O.J. that night?"

  • @priyankandatta5644
    @priyankandatta5644 Před 2 lety +1866

    Norm didnt lose the battle with cancer. When he died, the cancer died too. So it was a draw. Rest in laughter, the #GOAT

    • @venom7774
      @venom7774 Před 2 lety +8

      Well said. Thank you

    • @conanichigawa
      @conanichigawa Před 2 lety +9

      Now turn this joke into a two-mile hike.
      RIP Norm.

    • @heli0s2003
      @heli0s2003 Před 2 lety +21

      Norm told his cancer a story so funny, they both died laughing. RIP king

    • @michaelumhoefer9597
      @michaelumhoefer9597 Před 2 lety +3

      I love that cancer quote of his.

    • @kelseycoca
      @kelseycoca Před 2 lety +6

      that's a very Norm joke 💕

  • @monsterman4496
    @monsterman4496 Před 2 lety +1717

    So sweet when Conan says, “I love you, you know that right?” He really did ❤️

    • @michealfox207
      @michealfox207 Před 2 lety +73

      I think Conan did. Their chemistry was amazing!

    • @monsterman4496
      @monsterman4496 Před 2 lety +21

      @@michealfox207 word

    • @AnnabellaRedwood
      @AnnabellaRedwood Před 2 lety +12

      Beautiful!

    • @IHUNTMAINS
      @IHUNTMAINS Před 2 lety +29

      yeah conan definitely loved norm. I watched a lot of conan back in the day and norm was one of the only people that genuinely made conan laugh like for real. not that there weren't other funny guests but norm and conan together was always natural and conan didn't have to try and steer a conversation.

    • @jasonraymond7762
      @jasonraymond7762 Před 2 lety +12

      Does he own a doghouse though?

  • @matthewwhite5936
    @matthewwhite5936 Před 7 měsíci +8

    "well you know a man grows..."
    I use this same line so often now thanks to this great man's inspiration.

  • @hughjass3014
    @hughjass3014 Před 2 lety +21

    Conan's look to the audience at 2:27 is underrated

    • @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment
      @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment Před 3 měsíci +1

      Norm: "YOU were to go to Canada--uh...to Canada's...nation's capital of Ottawa--"
      Conan: "...😑..."
      😂

  • @lepari9986
    @lepari9986 Před 2 lety +2354

    Rest in peace Norm, everyone will miss you. Except maybe Andy Richter the Swedish-German.

  • @DroNez11
    @DroNez11 Před 2 lety +5442

    If you notice before Andy said the line with the turd, he tried to tell it two times but Norm and Conan were still going at it. It's such a prime example of not giving up on your thought just because you feel like the third wheel in a conversation.

    • @allylilith5605
      @allylilith5605 Před 2 lety +348

      actually 3 times even

    • @stinkyman1761
      @stinkyman1761 Před 2 lety +314

      It literally knocked norm our of his chair

    • @musicloverme3993
      @musicloverme3993 Před 2 lety +37

      @@allylilith5605 I imagined that said in Snagglepuss' voice EVEN!

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 Před 2 lety +190

      Sometimes Andy just lets it go, but he knew this one was too good to pass

    • @lechusokolowski
      @lechusokolowski Před 2 lety +87

      Andy actually saved that joke and Norm knew that

  • @HeyItsEmilyLove
    @HeyItsEmilyLove Před 2 lety +84

    I love when Norm impresses himself and we get that little smirk

  • @nyancat6322
    @nyancat6322 Před 2 lety +193

    It's easy to miss the perfect writing in the first part of the story. 'He went over across the pond to the fellers in Cambridge and he even stood up to them' 'I started to do stand up and travel, from here to there and here again.' Norm was quite the wordsmith.

    • @ger4747
      @ger4747 Před rokem +14

      Norm was a poet and a storyteller in my eyes, being funny was the cherry on top. Greatest comedian ever.

  • @glennmathisen2537
    @glennmathisen2537 Před 2 lety +527

    I love how he is explaining "the sea world" for Conan 😂

    • @Daosguard
      @Daosguard Před 2 lety +46

      Ya know? With the fish? Ya know?

    • @shawnws1641
      @shawnws1641 Před 2 lety +23

      With the different fish???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Texas_Swift
      @Texas_Swift Před 2 lety +8

      Reminds of Jim and Kevin on The Office.
      “‘Sea World’ or ‘see the world’?”

  • @johnathanzetino3223
    @johnathanzetino3223 Před 2 lety +218

    I can say 3 things we can all agree on
    1. He was a hell of a comedian
    2. He had a voice anyone could recognize
    3. He will be missed

  • @muthusid
    @muthusid Před 3 měsíci +8

    Let's all take a moment to appreciate how perfect Conan is a host for this style of jokes by Norm. No other host can give Norm the space and make him comfortable enough so that he can breathe and ramble on to develop his intricate wording and convoluted story lines. Even on Letterman (who was also a great Norm host!) you can see that Norm, when he's on the couch, is more constrained and has sharper stories. But only on Conan does he really let loose like this, leading to these amazing jokes/stories, such as this one and the moth joke.

  • @UnchainedEruption
    @UnchainedEruption Před rokem +46

    Norm's the kind of guy that can not only make a lame pun one of the funniest things you ever heard, but when he messes up the story, his recovery makes you laugh even harder than anything else. Humor is in his spirit. There'll never be another like him.

    • @horton12545
      @horton12545 Před 7 měsíci +1

      One of the best parts is when Conan catches him changing the guy's name, and then.... "well, you know a man grows"

  • @vanhalenps4
    @vanhalenps4 Před 2 lety +410

    Conan telling Norm "I love you! You know that right?" At the end is such a sweet ending to this amazing moment in comedy history.

  • @sumatran
    @sumatran Před 2 lety +434

    I wonder how many times Norm had a silly punchline in mind and then just built in a super long, convoluted story in reverse order. What a genius.

    • @Owl90
      @Owl90 Před 2 lety +1

      Exactly! haha

    • @facubove8472
      @facubove8472 Před rokem

      Chappelle does that as well, two true masters of their craft.

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey Před rokem +15

    I love how Conan admonishes the audience for laughing while visibly on the brink of laughter himself XD

  • @Ganiscol
    @Ganiscol Před 3 lety +387

    When the way to tell a joke is funnier than the punchline, its art.

    • @medved0987
      @medved0987 Před 2 lety +3

      its a shaggy dog story

    • @TWOhype23
      @TWOhype23 Před 2 lety

      @@medved0987 just had to good what that was and that is literally the word for 80% of norms comedy 💀. Lol gotta love him

    • @jw9099
      @jw9099 Před 2 lety

      @@TWOhype23 RIP

    • @Illlium
      @Illlium Před 2 lety

      With a punchline you can always bomb, this guy is like a comedy shotgun.

  • @BucklingSwashes
    @BucklingSwashes Před 2 lety +248

    R.I.P. this man, the King of Intentionally Long-winded Dad Jokes.

  • @bensonbright
    @bensonbright Před 2 lety +21

    Has there ever been another comedian so naturally funny and so naturally likeable? I can't think of one. Even among the greats he stands out.

  • @DrTimWhatleyDDS
    @DrTimWhatleyDDS Před 2 lety +12

    My favorite part is Norm saying “now I believe!” at the end of the joke. Gets me every time.

  • @nickt1417
    @nickt1417 Před 3 lety +804

    The corny joke was actually made 10 times funnier by Norm immediately, loudly saying "now I believe..." right after the punchline

    • @stevenjacob1983
      @stevenjacob1983 Před 3 lety +70

      The way he looks around cracks me up!

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 Před 2 lety +1

      @@eighteen-naked-cowboys
      May be I don't understand American humor well, but why was this comedy just because Norm said "I believe that" after the story?

    • @sharkprisoner1909
      @sharkprisoner1909 Před 2 lety +77

      @@matchbox1275 it’s funnier because he says it louder and everyone had to do a mental double take. It also takes away the painfully awkward couple seconds right after a pun is dropped. If he stopped at “porpoise” there would have been an utterly silent second or two until the audience kicked in and this avoided that. (Notice the audience is dead silent until after he says “now I believe”)

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 Před 2 lety +39

      @@sharkprisoner1909
      If only I knew what 'porpoise' meant!
      I googled it.
      Now your explanation makes it much funnier. Thank you so much.

    • @Vamos82
      @Vamos82 Před 2 lety

      That's when we can briefly cath a glimpse of his essence

  • @smoshauto
    @smoshauto Před 3 lety +698

    "It's like somebody saying I gotta show you something and take you on a 4 mile hike to show you a dog turd" Norm is hilarious

    • @soulsymphony5111
      @soulsymphony5111 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol 😂😂😂

    • @sharmaadwit
      @sharmaadwit Před 3 lety +78

      Andy is consistently funny as well

    • @Shawn-wt4kh
      @Shawn-wt4kh Před 3 lety +48

      @@sharmaadwit Andy the Swedish-German

    • @davegroenendijk6265
      @davegroenendijk6265 Před 3 lety +59

      It was actually Andy making that joke, but it wouldn't have been possible without Norm setting it up :)

    • @anonym58063
      @anonym58063 Před 3 lety +21

      Andy said it, not Norm

  • @subashchandrapoudel4257
    @subashchandrapoudel4257 Před 7 měsíci +6

    For someone who didn’t get the joke. It’s his wordplay on useful purpose and youthful porpoise( animal looking similar to dolphin)

    • @patmat.
      @patmat. Před 2 měsíci

      I didn't get the joke either, I thought I was the only one, thx.

  • @surfwriter8795
    @surfwriter8795 Před 11 měsíci +12

    Oh how I miss him, such confidence, the deconstruction of jokes and his awareness of bad punchlines just to annoy people is beyond hysterical.

  • @justion337
    @justion337 Před 3 lety +192

    I love how Andy wraps it up and puts it into perspective with his own joke and Norm acknowledges with the handshake that he was one upped. This (and the fact that he was even allowed to tell the joke in the first place) is why Norm was the best on Conan's show.

    • @GameTime-yj6qv
      @GameTime-yj6qv Před 3 lety +3

      Facts

    • @GH-om5rp
      @GH-om5rp Před 2 lety +9

      It must be such a gratifying feeling to make Norm MacDonald laugh like that.

    • @craigcode7103
      @craigcode7103 Před 2 lety +3

      @@GH-om5rp And get the handshake.

    • @thejils1669
      @thejils1669 Před 2 lety +1

      The interesting thing is that nobody even suspected where this story was headed...except there was a little suspicion when Norm changed the fellow's name, Conan let on that this was probably going to be a waste of time Norm yarn...but when Norm starts the story about this guy from Tamescaming, QC going to McGill and Cambridge...all legit names and places...we all get sucked in to this "dog turd" of a story!

  • @Dev-fo7oi
    @Dev-fo7oi Před 3 lety +95

    "I went from here, to there, and here again."
    -Norm MacDonald

    • @jhogrute
      @jhogrute Před 2 lety +2

      a hobbit's tale by normy baggins

  • @the-potato-warrior
    @the-potato-warrior Před měsícem +2

    0:58
    See the winks? He’s a genius

  • @tommyoshady
    @tommyoshady Před 2 lety +18

    4 mile hike to see a dog turd!!! That was Andy Richter's best putdown ever, especially vs. Norm. Even Norm had to recognize. And you know Andy had that in his back pocket because, let's be honest, he was commenting on ALL of Norm's jokes! Great thing was, like everything in life, it's all about the 4 mile hike/journey isn't it? And Norm was a master trail guide.....miss you Norm.

  • @CMinionTV
    @CMinionTV Před 3 lety +215

    Every joke Norm makes feels like a joke you would die laughing at at 3 am, but when you think about it when you wake up, it makes no sense

    • @yoyosworld22
      @yoyosworld22 Před 2 lety +1

      Sense

    • @craigcode7103
      @craigcode7103 Před 2 lety +8

      "It makes no since."Actually sounds like a punch line to one of Norm's stories!

    • @williamkezmarr
      @williamkezmarr Před 2 lety +2

      I actually watched this joke at around 3 am and I haven't laughed so hard in months.

    • @zachf9464
      @zachf9464 Před 2 lety

      Kinda like “hour... BACK! GET IT?!?!”

    • @questionmarke
      @questionmarke Před 2 lety +2

      I happen to be watching this at 2:31 am. And I'm laughing. Point taken. Let's see how I feel about it when I wake up later.

  • @reeceracing123
    @reeceracing123 Před 2 lety +158

    “I love you. I really do. You know that, right!”
    I’m glad Conan had the chance to say that while he still could.

  • @snakebrown3755
    @snakebrown3755 Před 2 lety +20

    Always loved this segment. The first time it aired, this story seemed to drag on FOREVER. I always thought that at 3:00 Conan looked legit annoyed by Norm, having just burned all that precious network airtime. And Richter's comment is just gold. I'm gonna miss these three legends sitting together. RIP Norm.

  • @somethingsomethang
    @somethingsomethang Před 2 lety +6

    Andy nailed the equivalency so well Norm fell out of his chair and gave him the handshake lol

  • @d2thezdeezee113
    @d2thezdeezee113 Před 2 lety +115

    The man knew he was dying and had a finite amount of time left, yet he still did long funny ass jokes. Now that’s brave.
    Still don’t believe he’s gone.

    • @andrewdubose9968
      @andrewdubose9968 Před 2 lety

      I want to give this a thumbs up, but there are currently 69. Nice.

    • @Bone8380
      @Bone8380 Před 2 lety +2

      He's dead? I didn't even know he was sick.

  • @MalcolmCrouch
    @MalcolmCrouch Před 2 lety +557

    "A youthful porpoise" this man was a genius.

    • @Estefaniac19
      @Estefaniac19 Před 2 lety +20

      i jjust love how he enjoys dragging everyone to this loong story lol with a seemingly out of tune punchline lol

    • @espvp
      @espvp Před 2 lety +38

      I didn't understand the joke, can someone please explain?

    • @JoseAntonio-qu8nk
      @JoseAntonio-qu8nk Před 2 lety

      @@espvp Jacques served a youthful porpoise instead of a useful purpose.

    • @espvp
      @espvp Před 2 lety +17

      @@JoseAntonio-qu8nk ohh I see haha thanks. English is not my first language and didn't know the word "porpoise".

    • @midorimashintaro2092
      @midorimashintaro2092 Před 2 lety +7

      @@espvp what is the joke?

  • @docproc144
    @docproc144 Před rokem +9

    Norm’s laugh and response after Conan said he changed the name was pure gold 🤣 Norm was just having fun, he told jokes for his own amusement lol.

  • @Demention94
    @Demention94 Před 2 lety +18

    I love how Conans reaction serves as the real punchline.

    • @redpointt
      @redpointt Před rokem

      He’s been a really good host, helping out guests all the time, adding in a thing here or there, but of all late night hosts he’s the one who facilitated the most

  • @tossedburrito9028
    @tossedburrito9028 Před 3 lety +216

    He's like that uncle that shows up at every family reunion, tells you he knew you from you were "yea high" and gives you twenty dollars and gets really drunk during the evening, offending everyone except the kids, who hang by every story he tells.

    • @a-aron14
      @a-aron14 Před 3 lety +8

      ...I feel seen

    • @vandalprixx8800
      @vandalprixx8800 Před 3 lety +8

      Then he disappears for years without any word and shows up randomly one year at Thanksgiving

    • @williamkezmarr
      @williamkezmarr Před 2 lety +2

      Shoot. I think I'm that uncle...

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono Před 2 lety +2

      The kids never get mad at you when you ask a cousin with a large wife when the baby is due.... so thats why im over here alone drinking.. say, can you do this? _pretends to remove finger and reattach it repeatedly_

  • @lucky9er567
    @lucky9er567 Před 2 lety +195

    He had everyone laughing several times during a terrible story with a bad pun to finish. He was a legend lmao

  • @flossenking
    @flossenking Před 5 měsíci +2

    This is the funniest video I've seen all year😂

  • @eyeversion
    @eyeversion Před 7 měsíci +2

    When Norm does the head nod after Jaques de Gautier i just kills me 😅

  • @OhNyo69
    @OhNyo69 Před 2 lety +270

    RIP Norm. The world just lost an absolute legend.

    • @s0baz
      @s0baz Před 2 lety +1

      In fact we just gained a legend...

  • @lukep6053
    @lukep6053 Před 2 lety +169

    RIP Norm…such a loss. “When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s the term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous” Norm Macdonald

    • @met0xy
      @met0xy Před 2 lety +8

      It was a tie, or a draw, as them English would call it.

    • @missyounorm33
      @missyounorm33 Před 2 lety

      Wow. If I knew what he was going thru

  • @charlesc4511
    @charlesc4511 Před rokem +7

    Norm's jokes are the pure definition of "The journey is more important than the destination."

  • @Xayjohns
    @Xayjohns Před 2 lety +6

    I absolutely loved this. Big smile on my smile. RIP Norm Macdonald.

  • @jamesbarnousky1270
    @jamesbarnousky1270 Před 2 lety +61

    At 0:35 you can actually see the moment where "a man grows" pops into Norm's head.

  • @kittyglitterbabysitter
    @kittyglitterbabysitter Před 2 lety +246

    For Norm I would go on that 4 mile hike every single time. He was an absolute treasure 😭

  • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
    @dingdingdingdiiiiing Před 2 lety +6

    I love it how Norm throws out a name he made up 1 second ago and then meaningfully looks and waits for a reaction, then continuing his story.

  • @lightlybatteredjustcrispy
    @lightlybatteredjustcrispy Před 5 měsíci +3

    The way he scans the room after like "how bout that punchline? Huh?"

  • @ChadCarney-hu3du
    @ChadCarney-hu3du Před 2 lety +94

    The way he puts emphasis on random words to make them see important to the joke is genius

  • @ibrahimmahrir
    @ibrahimmahrir Před 2 lety +669

    *For those that still don't get it:*
    Norm tells Jacques de Gautino that everybody expected him to serve a "useful purpose", then Jacques tells him that he is serving a "youthful porpoise". Porpoise is a sea creature that resembles dolphins. Jacques is feeding young (youthful) dolphins at SeaWorld for a living.
    Basically, norm stretched a 15 seconds joke to 3 minutes and wasted everybody's time which is even funnier.

    • @louforcier2549
      @louforcier2549 Před 2 lety +19

      Thank you

    • @mrskinszszs
      @mrskinszszs Před 2 lety +15

      Don't explain it

    • @louforcier2549
      @louforcier2549 Před 2 lety +104

      @@mrskinszszs why not ? For people who english isnt their first language it is really helpful

    • @mrskinszszs
      @mrskinszszs Před 2 lety +3

      @@louforcier2549 because it's funnier without the explanation

    • @louforcier2549
      @louforcier2549 Před 2 lety +51

      @@mrskinszszs i understand but its not funny at all when u dont understand the punch line

  • @frankliu5225
    @frankliu5225 Před rokem +7

    Besides Norm's jokes and delivery being awesome, a huge part of what makes these appearances great is seeing Conan and Andy in shock and can't help but laugh at what they are watching in real time.

  • @brandonman94
    @brandonman94 Před rokem +8

    I've actually managed to pull this joke off in real life several times. The mastery of the Niagra Falls Seaworld is incredible. People get so lost that they don't even realize the absurdity. Highly recommend it.
    Also, today... Today... Something happened on this day in history. It's the eleventh of september. Something big happened, if I remember right. But, I just can't quite place it. I swear, it's one of those things where you SWEAR to yourself you'll never forget it! What on EARTH was it?!

    • @6884
      @6884 Před rokem +1

      Mr. President, another dolphin hit the towers

    • @evanswart480
      @evanswart480 Před rokem +1

      There is something similar in Niagara Falls called MarineLand so it’s not absurd

  • @joellitt-jukes9715
    @joellitt-jukes9715 Před 2 lety +92

    Norms cheeky smile and side eye he gives people as he says something really corny is arguably the funniest facial expression of all time.
    RIP to the funniest man that has ever lived. We’ll miss you ❤️

  • @dbsti3006
    @dbsti3006 Před 2 lety +208

    Every once in a while Andy nails it, and nails it really well. The joke was funny, but Richter really took it home.

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl Před rokem +9

      You mean Andy Richter the Swedish German

    • @knowsmebyname
      @knowsmebyname Před 7 měsíci

      The point is is that Andy escaped with his dignity

  • @edub9930
    @edub9930 Před rokem +2

    Thanks for showing us the "polished turd" Norm. We love u for it ❤️

  • @c523jw7
    @c523jw7 Před měsícem +1

    Conan and Norm is an unmatched duo. These segments are masterpieces 😂😂.

  • @KingNast
    @KingNast Před 2 lety +69

    I love how Andy makes him fall out of his chair with the dog turd comment, then Norm shook his hand.. he really appreciated that one!

    • @joelinsb8650
      @joelinsb8650 Před 2 lety

      Good ad lib make it "hike four miles to see a dog turd shaped like a cat turd."

  • @hamilcross
    @hamilcross Před 2 lety +180

    i don’t even have words… one of the funniest people to grace the world

  • @elisavetsandoval5362
    @elisavetsandoval5362 Před rokem +4

    I love how he tells theses crazy stories, his humor was something else!!!😂😂

  • @ghettoengine
    @ghettoengine Před 2 lety +13

    ive seen this dozens of times and I still get a laugh out of it.

    • @rb9888
      @rb9888 Před 7 měsíci

      i did not get it. can you explain pls?

  • @jessicab8281
    @jessicab8281 Před 2 lety +136

    RIP to a comedy legend. I was lucky enough to see him a couple of years ago. He went about an hour over set and it was worth every second. I’m in shock over this loss. Crazy

  • @sapiensmasculus9722
    @sapiensmasculus9722 Před 3 lety +41

    "Well you know, a man grows" - nearly destroyed my computer with my morning coffee

    • @oussamaamine1697
      @oussamaamine1697 Před 3 lety

      I didn't get it

    • @sapiensmasculus9722
      @sapiensmasculus9722 Před 3 lety +5

      @@oussamaamine1697 He was implying that as men grow older and wiser they change their last name, which is an absurd statement, which in turn reveals that the whole story is made up, and that he is taking Conan and the entire audience for a ride. What's not to get.

    • @paulispaul1974
      @paulispaul1974 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sapiensmasculus9722 No. It seems to me that Conan would have already heard his joke and Norm had given another last name. The phrase comes up that the man, as he ages he tends to forget things that don't have much importance, such as a name in this type of joke.

  • @IMajst3RI
    @IMajst3RI Před 2 lety +8

    0:13 "go on with me" look

  • @ZenithLegend
    @ZenithLegend Před 4 měsíci +2

    "now that's a hell of a burden for a man, to have a town's hopes pinned on him..." my favourite line.

  • @elcoyote9410
    @elcoyote9410 Před 2 lety +21

    Norm was trolling us, himself, and comedy in general. Such genius