ArmA 3 - The M̶a̶s̶s̶a̶c̶r̶e̶ Raid of Area 51

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  • čas přidán 24. 07. 2019
  • a bunch of civilians raiding a military base, what could possibly go wrong
    music used:
    ArmA 3 OST - Conquistador
    Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames
    CG5 - Area 51 Song
    Mods used:
    Community Upgrade Project
    RHS:USAF
    RHS:AFRF
    Community Factions Project
    Foes and Allies Pack (FAP) for the aliens
    COXHOUND Content Pack
    TOH Medium Utility Helicopters
    PMC Vehicles
    Area 51 terrain
    3CB Factions
    those car mods in steam workshop thats too many to mention
    Fox's Survival Cars (for that schoolbus that gets blown up)
    DragonKeepers PANzer suit
    Crasus shirt mod
    Artifact Zun Tavyl
    KKA3's animations and gestures mod
  • Hry

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  • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername
    @icantcomeupwithagoodusername Před 4 lety +3989

    The fact that clips from this video was shown on the news and it was labeled as a "computer simulation" is probably the greatest thing that has happend this decade

    • @centurion7859
      @centurion7859 Před 4 lety +173

      What is the video news clip called I can’t find it

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 Před 4 lety +94

      Centurion plEASE SHOW US

    • @peterpham6288
      @peterpham6288 Před 4 lety +32

      its arma 3... its a game

    • @stuffedcinema7374
      @stuffedcinema7374 Před 4 lety +81

      Send a link to the video

    • @peterpham6288
      @peterpham6288 Před 4 lety +49

      @@keemstarkreamstar7069 so this czcams.com/video/XI_SC6Ljlcs/video.html

  • @scl1332
    @scl1332 Před 4 lety +7758

    300,000 people vs. machine guns
    I thought we discovered how this works in WW1

    • @stephtros9029
      @stephtros9029 Před 4 lety +268

      iz actually at 2 mill just about...

    • @scl1332
      @scl1332 Před 4 lety +73

      Jesus

    • @t.y2974
      @t.y2974 Před 4 lety +217

      The History Critic Guy yea apparently a computer can’t handle 2 million npcs, but don’t worry, they don’t have enough rounds for us all

    • @serenity2978
      @serenity2978 Před 4 lety +233

      T.Y oh they have enough rounds, believe me.

    • @scl1332
      @scl1332 Před 4 lety +93

      It’s called a missile

  • @ren4issance-754
    @ren4issance-754 Před 3 lety +1545

    “Bout to make the Geneva convention look like a checklist.”

    • @lantas829
      @lantas829 Před 2 lety +14

      Youre right, bro

    • @doggydude2668
      @doggydude2668 Před 2 lety +20

      One time in a Roblox d day game I yelled to the allies "Don't shoot me I'm unarmed medic!" Then I ran to the bunker hid and would oeak time to time to shoot lol really fell for it

    • @loly_yt1538
      @loly_yt1538 Před 2 lety +7

      @@doggydude2668 What does "oeak" mean? Is that a special Roblox term or something?

    • @doggydude2668
      @doggydude2668 Před 2 lety +7

      @@loly_yt1538 I meant to say peak

    • @balll._
      @balll._ Před 2 lety +11

      The geneva convention is merely the geneva suggestion

  • @jamss4204
    @jamss4204 Před 4 lety +810

    The People: "Aight, let's bring out our battlebus"
    Army: *This we'll defend*

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective Před 3 lety +13

      Its actually the air force

    • @redactedagentdataexpunged9431
      @redactedagentdataexpunged9431 Před 3 lety +14

      People: *bring out the battlebus*
      expectation: USAF will protect
      Reality: *BANG BANG BANG BANG OVER 100 PEOPLE DIE*

    • @hayesactual2656
      @hayesactual2656 Před 3 lety +2

      @@C0ldD1rective probably a joint base

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective Před 3 lety +1

      @@hayesactual2656 N-no?
      Air Force controlled. Thats where they tested the first stealth air craft for the US military

    • @Ch1maera
      @Ch1maera Před 2 lety +2

      @@hayesactual2656 area 51 is officially a USAF base used for classified aircraft testing probably gonna be protected by some security forces squadron that we don’t know about.

  • @Patrick-ch3fj
    @Patrick-ch3fj Před 4 lety +2615

    What everyone thinks they are hiding at Area51:
    - Aliens
    What they are really hiding at Area51:
    4:44

  • @gharretje
    @gharretje Před 4 lety +2775

    Opfor: *uses battlebus*
    Blufor: *uses battlebus MkFreedom*

    • @aidenwarren246
      @aidenwarren246 Před 4 lety +154

      Fortvirgin bus, "why do i hear boss music"

    • @muhammadfirstian4847
      @muhammadfirstian4847 Před 4 lety +52

      The battle of the buses

    • @caws3767
      @caws3767 Před 4 lety +21

      man the bus mod is so old now I think from arma 2 days

    • @Gerbs1913
      @Gerbs1913 Před 4 lety +36

      "That's a cute bus."
      *opens up with several miniguns*

    • @artie194
      @artie194 Před 4 lety +8

      They went too far with the ciws on the bus 😂😂

  • @vindictivegrind9370
    @vindictivegrind9370 Před 2 lety +211

    Groom Lake Guards: *”Boss, can we go out and get an AC-130?”*
    Groom Lake Director: *”We have an AC-130 at home.”*
    *The AC-130 at home:* 3:03

    • @somegdplayer4039
      @somegdplayer4039 Před 2 lety +1

      close enough

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 Před 2 lety +22

      I mean, it's an Osprey that identifies as an AC-130

    • @Ragnarok182
      @Ragnarok182 Před 2 lety +7

      It's an Osprey but it's still just as cool as an AC-130, maybe slightly cooler!

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 Před rokem +1

      @@Ragnarok182 I'm sure the Marines have their version using the Osprey as the platform for all that firepower.

    • @youngthaiarfssoldier8732
      @youngthaiarfssoldier8732 Před rokem

      Marines gonna love that idea. Osprey is a solid tiltrotor craft. Strong engines and VTOL

  • @nicksiegfried4906
    @nicksiegfried4906 Před 4 lety +1058

    "they can't stop all of us"
    US Military: "Without committing genocide, yes"

    • @EE-wx1ow
      @EE-wx1ow Před 3 lety +2

      Nick Siegfried enver pasha and liman von sanders would like to know your location

    • @PorWik
      @PorWik Před 3 lety +38

      Nick Siegfried no, genocide discriminates, massacre is the correct term for indiscriminate mass killing

    • @sebby324
      @sebby324 Před 3 lety +2

      They can’t stop all of us is a video game

    • @nigel692
      @nigel692 Před 3 lety

      Sebby 324 yeah made for area51 meme

    • @chrismath149
      @chrismath149 Před 3 lety +4

      It's only genocide if you target a specific ethnic group.

  • @penis_theif
    @penis_theif Před 4 lety +1312

    - **Battle Bus appears**
    - We could just blow it up
    - Or....
    - **Deploys the Battle Bus M5A3E8**

    • @michaelbeard5432
      @michaelbeard5432 Před 4 lety +1

      Whomst'd've he hahaha bruh 🤣

    • @ryankountz9752
      @ryankountz9752 Před 4 lety +63

      "Yes, General, we can eliminate them with a medium range missle, sir! But would you rather go a little more Mad Max on them?"

    • @mattysharellagaming2479
      @mattysharellagaming2479 Před 4 lety +3

      Whomst'd've he just to show them how week they are

    • @ab123110
      @ab123110 Před 4 lety +4

      Fight fire with fire.

    • @operatordounut5665
      @operatordounut5665 Před 4 lety +3

      You gotta fight stupid with...well you guessed It with stupid.

  • @kurtmorales7644
    @kurtmorales7644 Před 4 lety +4516

    looks like somebody made it and got himself a time machine

  • @JS-kr8fs
    @JS-kr8fs Před 4 lety +1841

    Ah, the good 'ol days: When you could gather for a Naruto run across the desert to be shot by the US military because there wasn't social distancing.

    • @connorgrueninger1507
      @connorgrueninger1507 Před 3 lety +53

      I mean you can still get shot by the us military if we naruto run 6ft apart but yes I agree

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Před 3 lety +14

      Doesn't loose formation works better against massed machinegun fire?
      They can't all of them at once.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 Před 3 lety +9

      @@JonatasAdoM loose formation, as in 600 feet apart.
      Also you underestimate the range, firepower and sheer accuracy of aircraft machine guns.

    • @josssablaon7034
      @josssablaon7034 Před 3 lety

      Lol

    • @Zach.1809
      @Zach.1809 Před 2 lety +2

      @@JonatasAdoM haha A-10 go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @effect3010
    @effect3010 Před 3 lety +482

    I really don't know if you belive me, but when the AREA 51 was live I was at school. The english teacher was not feeling well so our teacher from the computer lab was our substitute teacher. He was a really cool guy so he wanted to show us how this would look. At that moment he searched on youtube THIS EXACT VIDEO! I was shocked...ARMA 3??? He was literally showing us a graphic game of warfare. And we watched all of it! Never in my life would I have imagined arma 3 or banned inc. Would ever end up in school.

    • @bannedinc.
      @bannedinc.  Před 3 lety +174

      Well a small portion of this ended up in Canadian news so yeah... eheh, was still pretty cool and hilarious at the same time, never thought this shitpost video would go that far

    • @Steve-vp9dp
      @Steve-vp9dp Před 3 lety +15

      @@bannedinc. Damn no way? I always come back to this and Im from Canada, do you have a link?

    • @bannedinc.
      @bannedinc.  Před 3 lety +66

      @@Steve-vp9dp www.ctvnews.ca/ctv-national-news/video?clipId=1744252 took abit of backtracking from a guy i know who sent me that link a good year ago

    • @diligentone-six2688
      @diligentone-six2688 Před 3 lety +20

      @Elijah Bice Technically speaking, Arma is a simulated Game. But it doesn't really matter once mods are installed.

    • @juanf2527
      @juanf2527 Před 3 lety +5

      @@bannedinc. That’s a bruh moment right there

  • @StevenTheAristolianNerd
    @StevenTheAristolianNerd Před 4 lety +602

    "They can't get us all"
    *LAUGHS IN WARCRIMES AND BRRRT*

    • @AWESOME2715
      @AWESOME2715 Před 4 lety +59

      technically they are allowed to kill civies if they trasspass

    • @unfortunateson5016
      @unfortunateson5016 Před 4 lety +12

      @@AWESOME2715 yep

    • @jonathonspears7736
      @jonathonspears7736 Před 4 lety +25

      If a couple people trespass they get some jail time. If a small army approaches a military base that is a credible threat to security and they get some bullets.

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 Před 4 lety +13

      It's not a war crime
      They are:
      *ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES*

    • @StevenTheAristolianNerd
      @StevenTheAristolianNerd Před 4 lety +9

      @@Mangos1021
      When it's an army of degenerates Naruto running at a military base containing the nation's experimental technology...
      Acceptable casualties is an understatement!

  • @biocube4705
    @biocube4705 Před 4 lety +914

    When it's September, 20th and everyone is being mowed down by miniguns:
    "Just like the simulations."

    • @generalgrievous5177
      @generalgrievous5177 Před 4 lety +27

      "Watch those [Attack Helicopter] rockets!"

    • @cole5655
      @cole5655 Před 4 lety +10

      That better be a clone wars reference

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 Před 4 lety +17

      When the military gets the high ground.

    • @jacksonprince9036
      @jacksonprince9036 Před 4 lety +3

      Actually you still have a life and are maybe a legend if you played that game, so... they won’t be the ones mowed down.

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 Před 4 lety

      @@jacksonprince9036 wut

  • @wanderlust1282
    @wanderlust1282 Před 3 lety +123

    04:42 - Base Commander: “okay.... *sigh* ... you can deploy the battle bus...”

    • @vexile12
      @vexile12 Před 3 lety +16

      And that was one hell of a battle bus

  • @deathfromabove2250
    @deathfromabove2250 Před rokem +104

    On the day this was supposed to happen, I was on active duty in the US Army and I was attending a school on how to instruct small unit tactics on Ft Lewis. For the first half of my presentation I covered the power point. Explaining an area defense with defense in depth, and a point defense. We took a 15 min smoke break and when we returned the base commander as well as the commanding general of MCOE was in the classroom to observe our class. For the second half I gave an audio / visual presentation of how to execute an area defense, with this video as my example. Generals sitting in the back of the room I stood at the podium stoic and professional. Playing a video of kids dabbing while running across the desert to Through the fire and flames by Powerwolf, and a Soldier in a tower yelling WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK!" I continued the entire video, pausing at moments and explaining the tactical preparedness of the defenses at Area 51, As well as the opposing forces creativity in their attack. Breaking everything down professionally. I had the generals in the back, as well as the entire class laughing their ass off. It was a peak moment in my Army career.
    Oh, and I received the highest grade in the class for my presentation. 🤙

    • @sqratattack8717
      @sqratattack8717 Před rokem +6

      Good shit 😂

    • @ReZel80657
      @ReZel80657 Před 8 měsíci +9

      The band that made that song is Dragonforce not Powerwolf

    • @deathfromabove2250
      @deathfromabove2250 Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@ReZel80657 you're right. I absolutely did fuck that up.

  • @kennedytheretard975
    @kennedytheretard975 Před 4 lety +696

    Ammo and Funeral Companies:
    *_S T O N K S_*

    • @flakby3085
      @flakby3085 Před 4 lety +32

      Considering that a stonk is a concentrated artillery bombardement, this fits even better

    • @ubi8439
      @ubi8439 Před 4 lety +8

      @@flakby3085 Got that from TheRussianBadger didn't ya?

    • @canamx399
      @canamx399 Před 4 lety +2

      More like throw em in a hole or let the birds have em

  • @user-pg4qm2ps6g
    @user-pg4qm2ps6g Před 4 lety +449

    "Now this is getting ridiculous"
    Never a truer word spoken.

  • @__chevytrucks__
    @__chevytrucks__ Před 4 lety +145

    1:08 “this desert is stupid. They should put a drinking fountain out here.”
    - last words of that dead man on the left, charged to his doom.

  • @augustusbrynak3065
    @augustusbrynak3065 Před 4 lety +71

    This is a very accurate simulation on how the area 51 raid would have gone down if everyone actually showed up

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC Před rokem +7

      To be fair alot of people did show up.
      The issue was those that did had a self preservation instinct.

    • @jakzine540
      @jakzine540 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@PlebNC Alas for our enjoyment.

  • @vlekarmy5424
    @vlekarmy5424 Před 4 lety +322

    everyone: *they can't take all of us*
    Verdun: that's where you're wrong kiddo

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 Před 4 lety +8583

    Fake
    No one was Naruto running faster than their bullets

    • @samuelschmitt853
      @samuelschmitt853 Před 4 lety +178

      I can vouch for this very intelligent person

    • @dragof666
      @dragof666 Před 4 lety +196

      I think you underestimated the speed of naruto run as they run fast enough not to get recorded on the camera

    • @damienmccuinn1956
      @damienmccuinn1956 Před 4 lety +41

      Lmao why do people think Naruto could dodge bullets he could barely stop kunai going sub sonic speed

    • @williamtecumsehsherman520
      @williamtecumsehsherman520 Před 4 lety +24

      **cough cough**

    • @damienmccuinn1956
      @damienmccuinn1956 Před 4 lety +15

      @@williamtecumsehsherman520 I am sorry but wasn't your tank replaced by the Superior Abrams?

  • @trevordunklee8057
    @trevordunklee8057 Před 3 lety +20

    I like that you didn’t pretend that the raiders had any chance, like “wE ConQuERed tHe uS MiLitRY W iTH the POwEr Of FuRRIes AND Mnt DEW

  • @Zane-TheToiletSalesman
    @Zane-TheToiletSalesman Před 2 lety +29

    Anyone literally ever: “We’re gonna raid Area 51 and they won’t stop all of us.”
    U.S Military *Loads Weapons with malicious intent*

    • @somegdplayer4039
      @somegdplayer4039 Před 2 lety

      🤨

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 Před rokem

      You'd get the same results trying to raid a secret installation which posts signs saying they'll kill you if you cross this line. Not supporting the killing of civilians, just stating a fact. US Military is not innocent, but try that sh!t in China and see what happens.

  • @doodoofart3391
    @doodoofart3391 Před 4 lety +518

    "They cant stop all of us!"
    Laughs in assault rifle

  • @AnakinFury
    @AnakinFury Před 4 lety +731

    Arma 3 players on sep 20: **Just like the simulations**

  • @fusseldusel
    @fusseldusel Před 2 lety +26

    Back at this gem after the recent video from InternetHistorian

    • @bannedinc.
      @bannedinc.  Před 2 lety +9

      oh shit, new internet historian vid? time to watch it lol

  • @alvianekka80
    @alvianekka80 Před 3 lety +44

    04:30
    That dancing guy on the bus always got me everytime

  • @Lucky-be3oq
    @Lucky-be3oq Před 4 lety +2880

    UN: This is a massacre, this kind of action must not be tolerated!
    Sovietwomble: Massacre? More like *acceptable casualties*

  • @christian2976
    @christian2976 Před 4 lety +852

    "Hey that's against the Geneva Convention to shoot that medical Helicopter!"
    "What Geneva Convention?"

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 Před 4 lety +7

      I heard something about the us not signing it

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 Před 4 lety +14

      So is shooting infantry with 40mm grenades, and the us army made the Mark19 40mm grenade machine gun

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli Před 4 lety +16

      And using a medical helicopter to ferry armed combatants isn't?
      (Hint: IIRC they call it "perfidy.")

    • @christian2976
      @christian2976 Před 4 lety +6

      @@HeIsAnAli I trying to make a joke damnit

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli Před 4 lety +2

      @@christian2976 You got me.

  • @TheDixieDerg
    @TheDixieDerg Před 11 měsíci +12

    Rewatching this in 2023, could you imagine how terrifying a army of hundreds of toyota technicals racings towards you from all sides would be?

    • @Z5-XB
      @Z5-XB Před 4 měsíci

      Target practice considering they’re unarmed

  • @sdguardscpfoundationbruh
    @sdguardscpfoundationbruh Před 4 lety +15

    4:41
    Soldier: What do we do, now sir?
    Commander: Use the alien technology.
    4:44

  • @Laurence02
    @Laurence02 Před 4 lety +4248

    Chinese gov't: Wait... I've seen this before

    • @Laurence02
      @Laurence02 Před 4 lety +288

      @@mudzbe8414 * cough * * cough * -Tianamen- NVM it did not happen

    • @lourencoalmada1305
      @lourencoalmada1305 Před 4 lety +198

      You certainly didn't see that in Tianmen Square, as Tianmen Square never happened.

    • @old-worldghost3451
      @old-worldghost3451 Před 4 lety +132

      They're gonna do it again in Hong Kong

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 Před 4 lety +26

      @@old-worldghost3451 depends on the situation......

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 Před 4 lety +5

      @Timothy Wei ??

  • @yurikimjongil
    @yurikimjongil Před 4 lety +472

    After Tianmen Square Massacre
    China: *You Saw Nothing*
    After Area 51 Raid
    US: _You Are on my Watchlist_

  • @MikaHolic_Channel_OFFICIAL
    @MikaHolic_Channel_OFFICIAL Před 2 lety +18

    that soldier's first reaction when the "attack" starts freaking sold me.
    xD

  • @_hellfire2493
    @_hellfire2493 Před 4 lety +53

    Yeah, first time I saw this i was cheering for the Military side...I watched this again...and I’m still on the Military side

    • @joaogirardi2943
      @joaogirardi2943 Před 4 lety +10

      I also feel that the military is the hero of this situation.

    • @m1a1abramstank49
      @m1a1abramstank49 Před 3 lety +5

      João Girardi Yeah, less idiots in our population

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK Před 2 lety +1

      yo a joke is supposed to be funny or not funny but not to be taken like this

  • @Oniontrololol
    @Oniontrololol Před 4 lety +1245

    Laughed at the civilian battle bus, cried when I saw the us army battle bus

  • @EvoSwatch
    @EvoSwatch Před 4 lety +186

    Raiders exists.
    US Military: *"Its free real estate."*

  • @Hello-jz6xz
    @Hello-jz6xz Před 3 lety +69

    Commander of the US soldiers at Area 51: WHAT IS THIS, YOU’VE KILLED UNARMED CIVILIANS, WHAT WILL THE PRESIDENT SAY?!
    Corporal: Sir calm down, they were dabbing
    Commander: Nevermind, continue!

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro Před 3 lety +19

    If area 51 guards were actually debriefed on what is "Naruto running", then the meme was all worth it...

    • @kevinc.cucumber3697
      @kevinc.cucumber3697 Před 2 lety

      I guarantee you, about half of the military watched anime so they already knows what that is

  • @wanderlust1282
    @wanderlust1282 Před 4 lety +2722

    U.S. Military: “tHiS is GeTTinG rIdIcULouS.”
    Also U.S. Military: 04:45

    • @whyle5318
      @whyle5318 Před 4 lety +143

      Through the fire and fl-
      Us military: Through the oil and bullets

    • @stevenlittrel2648
      @stevenlittrel2648 Před 4 lety +174

      It’s all fun and games till the US military brings out their battle bus

    • @MaxTerm000
      @MaxTerm000 Před 4 lety +31

      *guitar* *intensive*

    • @Kazmll229
      @Kazmll229 Před 4 lety +52

      Modern problems require modern solutions amirite

    • @Ghostx357
      @Ghostx357 Před 4 lety +41

      its was like "fuck it, lets go all out"

  • @catgamingftw8239
    @catgamingftw8239 Před 4 lety +628

    The only thing missing is the BRRRRRRRT of the A-10 Warthog

  • @oljimeagle6779
    @oljimeagle6779 Před 3 lety +5

    I trained with the 204th Hover board mounted unit.. Alot of chill dudes were lost that day.

  • @psychoairsoft7146
    @psychoairsoft7146 Před 4 lety +132

    4:44 i now present to you, the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle
    (reference to the movie Stripes that most of you kids wont get without googling it)

    • @bloodmoonangel8925
      @bloodmoonangel8925 Před 3 lety +4

      Does EM stand for excessively massive?

    • @samanthablack7990
      @samanthablack7990 Před 3 lety

      I actually got the reference but only because my family found Stripes on Netflix

    • @astartesfanboy5294
      @astartesfanboy5294 Před 3 lety

      lmao that movie was great, i loved it.

    • @Lil_lit_Bruh
      @Lil_lit_Bruh Před 3 lety

      @@bloodmoonangel8925 Extreme Murder

    • @roguelead72
      @roguelead72 Před 2 lety +1

      It's Checkslovakia it's like invading Wisconsin
      I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin once.

  • @ryankountz9752
    @ryankountz9752 Před 4 lety +811

    "THEY CAN'T STOP US ALL!"
    "They are legally and militarily capable of doing just that."

    • @str8frmthacr8
      @str8frmthacr8 Před 4 lety +19

      😂😂😂😂😂 big facts!!

    • @PoeticSonic
      @PoeticSonic Před 4 lety +24

      Petty sure they can't use deadly force if all those in the petition actually went....who is more important, 1 military training base or millions of lives from the same country the training base was supposed to be used to train to protect?

    • @anthonypradana4521
      @anthonypradana4521 Před 4 lety +61

      @@PoeticSonic thats what i called natural selection

    • @BronxBomber-mf9hl
      @BronxBomber-mf9hl Před 4 lety +29

      Little over 30 years ago our military took out the 4th largest army in the world in just 100 hours. This would just be target practice. #Sappersinthebreach

    • @arbysandtehchief5494
      @arbysandtehchief5494 Před 4 lety +46

      @@PoeticSonic Signs are posted everywhere "will be met with lethal force" and the last madlad to hop the fence was shot, so yes, they can, and yes they will, if they have to.

  • @nanomachines2985
    @nanomachines2985 Před 4 lety +1615

    To be fair, had they been Naruto running, instead of dabbing, they may have made it

  • @grandmaul9003
    @grandmaul9003 Před 3 lety +8

    The after party for this was off the chain, the sergeant got so drunk he kissed one of those gray skinned girl and woke up covered in all kinds of green and purple goo. Good times man

  • @CptPeers
    @CptPeers Před 2 lety +33

    “How could they fire on a crowd of peaceful civilians!”
    Also attacks base with technicals and an air assault
    2:38
    3:47

  • @oofenmcoof5542
    @oofenmcoof5542 Před 4 lety +426

    Wave 1: people
    Wave 2: hoverboard riders
    Wave 3: cars
    Wave 4: criminals
    Wave 5: helicopters
    Wave 6: furies truck
    Final wave: furies

  • @DeathsDynamic
    @DeathsDynamic Před 4 lety +506

    Casualties
    Weebs : 1.5 million
    The army: 0

    • @baconbitz7804
      @baconbitz7804 Před 4 lety +4

      Gang of demons 2 things the “weebs” are “fucking awesome cool people” and that’s the airforce

    • @shadowsinger4737
      @shadowsinger4737 Před 4 lety +5

      Stalin would be proud

    • @ivanisikovich7586
      @ivanisikovich7586 Před 4 lety +5

      Like GATE

    • @ivogarner4146
      @ivogarner4146 Před 4 lety +4

      *Air Force

    • @IamTheGoatstroker
      @IamTheGoatstroker Před 4 lety +2

      The gays would now like to be called people of glitter. Please try not to be just a hateful, bigoted homophobe and bow to your colorful masters.

  • @anuszharmat
    @anuszharmat Před 4 lety +10

    Imagine getting in the underground section of the area, then you hear this from a radio announcer: "The site is experiencing multiple keter and euclid level containment breaches, full site lockdown inishiated"

  • @Cardinalist
    @Cardinalist Před 3 lety +8

    Scientists and soldiers dancing
    Aliens: What are these creatures Doing?

  • @warner9408
    @warner9408 Před 4 lety +104

    Children: Fortnite battle bus
    Men: The Battlebus
    Legends of the Zone: BATTLETRACTOR

  • @antalgergo2699
    @antalgergo2699 Před 4 lety +152

    I never thought I would ever see a dabbing man run towards Area 51 while wearing a shirt that says "I regret nothing"
    Then I saw the segways and lost it.
    At the bus and furries part I was laughing too much to form an "opinion"
    Beautiful.

  • @wailinginanger3521
    @wailinginanger3521 Před 3 lety +9

    I have watched a few videos from Banned Inc. and this is by far my absolute favorite, it's just so god damn beautiful and well done.

  • @thekiller7994
    @thekiller7994 Před 2 lety +7

    5:47 me and bois celebrating after unplugging all the loud beeping machines at the hospital so everyone can sleep better

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch Před 4 lety +192

    Target appears to be flossing, show no mercy, over.

  • @indiversityy9064
    @indiversityy9064 Před 4 lety +2058

    **sniff** i smell your CPU burning from all this AI **sniff** **sniff** yep

  • @tiredboi9027
    @tiredboi9027 Před 3 lety +8

    i love how the military doesn't even give a warning, they just open fire on first sight

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 Před rokem +4

      The warnings signs are posted all around the perimeter clearly stating "USE OF DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED!" Everyone should know that by now. I knew it when I was a kid back in the early 80s.

  • @n3tw0rk_n3k0
    @n3tw0rk_n3k0 Před 2 lety +5

    Internet Historian just released an awesome video about this event!!!

    • @bannedinc.
      @bannedinc.  Před 2 lety +1

      aye just watched it too! perfectly done as always

  • @tacomeat9961
    @tacomeat9961 Před 4 lety +233

    Area 51 -massacre- Raid : *Exists*
    Chinese gov't: Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @maruph3555
      @maruph3555 Před 4 lety

      One Peenoise Boi Henlo fellow Filipino

    • @rookeva8688
      @rookeva8688 Před 4 lety +10

      One Peenoise Boi Japan in ww2: Pfft this is nothing you peasants

    • @communistpotato3204
      @communistpotato3204 Před 4 lety +2

      Japan: yes.

    • @roccaraso1771
      @roccaraso1771 Před 4 lety +1

      Who knows, maybe this will fix US China relations as they will have something in common: genocide

    • @communistpotato3204
      @communistpotato3204 Před 4 lety

      @@roccaraso1771 Probably the Japanese, from about nearly a century ago.

  • @youshihunter
    @youshihunter Před 4 lety +144

    I can hear your Computer Screaming all the way from Hawaii

  • @Alexanderconrad1
    @Alexanderconrad1 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The description: a bunch of civilians raiding a military base, what could go wrong also me: EVERYTHING

  • @centuri0ngr874
    @centuri0ngr874 Před 4 lety +1

    Very good choice of songs ... One of the best videos .... Nice work

  • @wunwun3
    @wunwun3 Před 4 lety +2837

    OF COURSE ITS A MASSACRE THEY WEREN'T NARUTO RUNNING

    • @florians9949
      @florians9949 Před 4 lety +126

      On the second raid.
      Raiders: start Naruto running.
      Area 51 Guards: start JOJO’s posing.

    • @scrollingdownaswespeak
      @scrollingdownaswespeak Před 4 lety +11

      They forgot about the plan

    • @aceshotz5051
      @aceshotz5051 Před 4 lety +13

      Florian S if the guards are Jojo posing it’s already over
      Jojo>>>>>>>>shitruto

    • @mrkva_
      @mrkva_ Před 4 lety

      @@aceshotz5051 u are shit lol

    • @akihito8247
      @akihito8247 Před 4 lety +2

      kokodrilo 7 no ur

  • @jacobbender3573
    @jacobbender3573 Před 4 lety +1771

    Look at these unflinching warriors as they are shot while holding that dab with determination. 1:41

  • @nickstoneham5629
    @nickstoneham5629 Před 3 lety +10

    Gods I missed this. Raid Area 51 memes were some of the most memorable of memes in my life, as it actually had an impact and brought so many together, even in just a joking manner. For once, all the internet communities were united.

  • @davidhumphries7092
    @davidhumphries7092 Před 3 lety +5

    Chip Chappley here! I think I got this! What in the world did you think was going to happen? That they would just leave the gate open?
    My plan was to dig a tunnel under the base, grab the poor aliens and hightail it outta there! Thank you! Your welcome!

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 Před rokem

      They have sensors for that. Probably pretty advanced.

  • @setesh1294
    @setesh1294 Před 4 lety +141

    Area 51 guards: *Laughs in 6,000 rounds per minute*

    • @GIGATHEBOT
      @GIGATHEBOT Před 4 lety +9

      a 10 flying saucer laughs in 7200 rounds per minute

    • @codenamehalo9847
      @codenamehalo9847 Před 4 lety +1

      Symion more like *laughs in 6.000 rounds per second*

    • @GodActio
      @GodActio Před 4 lety

      3,000,000 sniping base raiders about to end this bases career

  • @thomasmatulessy6018
    @thomasmatulessy6018 Před 4 lety +416

    it all fun and games until gunship starts shooting

    • @ronsee6458
      @ronsee6458 Před 4 lety +12

      Calla Bryn Sturgis everyone gangster until Willy Pete starts raining

    • @alphunsos
      @alphunsos Před 4 lety +6

      @@ronsee6458 everybody gangsta until "BRRRT" is heard from the sky above

    • @TacticalBaguette
      @TacticalBaguette Před 4 lety +11

      @@alphunsos if you were the target you would never hear the brrrrt, it's heard a bit after the gun fires

    • @alphunsos
      @alphunsos Před 4 lety +2

      @@TacticalBaguette true

  • @okuu_utsuho
    @okuu_utsuho Před 8 měsíci +2

    This is the best moment of 2019. I can't believe it's been 4 years since the Area 51 raid trend.

  • @MilkyTejero172.
    @MilkyTejero172. Před 3 lety +2

    0:20 alien: i regret coming to Earth

  • @FNGof2010
    @FNGof2010 Před 4 lety +65

    Battlebus: "Sorry, girl. But I'm a death bus, you're a school bus...this relationship just isn't going to work out."

  • @gardenguy357
    @gardenguy357 Před 4 lety +298

    1st wave: the yeet'rs
    2nd wave: the rolly bois
    3rd wave: the chad battalion
    4th wave: the rich boi airforce
    5th wave: the OwO brigade

  • @pilotman9819
    @pilotman9819 Před 4 lety +1

    Nice touch with the Dragonforce. Godly video.

  • @redactedagentdataexpunged9431

    U.N: this is outrageous, you cant just kill 2,000,000 people because they tried getting into your base
    Us: Haha guns go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @wma1270
    @wma1270 Před 4 lety +556

    100% accurate to the predictions of the area 51 raid.

    • @Tanquista120
      @Tanquista120 Před 4 lety +3

      The fortnite bus thing its Also true

    • @minorsalaam
      @minorsalaam Před 4 lety +2

      Not really if this raid were to actually happen their would be a lot more people

    • @Tanquista120
      @Tanquista120 Před 4 lety +8

      @@minorsalaam this is not gonna happen.. if It did everybody would ran away when hearing the first shots.

    • @minorsalaam
      @minorsalaam Před 4 lety +2

      @@Tanquista120 true

    • @jjames3793
      @jjames3793 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Tanquista120 not only that but if any of the guards at area 51 were to shoot anyone they would be breaking the law as well as there orders. killing anyone who is not armed for trespassing in the state of Nevada is life in prison and can even get someone the gas chamber. which is why the gaurds at area 51 are not auterized to use deadly force. heck they arnt even allowed to place there hands on anyone to detain someone if they do not want to stop or be detained. and thats why they can only call the sheriff to come out and arrest some one and take them to jail for UP TO 6 months and a fine UP TO $1000

  • @Ko-165
    @Ko-165 Před 4 lety +346

    "Alright this is getting ridiculous" - Insurgency Announcer

    • @darthrevan1281
      @darthrevan1281 Před 4 lety +4

      GETTING ridiculous!?

    • @animilitarist
      @animilitarist Před 4 lety +2

      Ayyy, I thought it sounded familiar.

    • @jezpaa
      @jezpaa Před 4 lety +2

      Fuck em up

    • @KevinRawbay
      @KevinRawbay Před 4 lety +2

      and my fav game mode. outpost.

    • @jjames3793
      @jjames3793 Před 4 lety

      well even them having guards shooting people is beyond ridiculous being that the 100% civilian guards are not only NOT authorized to shoot anyone if they do in the state of Nevada killing any unarmed trespasser is considered murder and being found guilty of the crime of murder in the state of Nevada carries a sentence of life without parole or even the gas chamber. This is also stressed during the briefings to the guards that if they shoot someone esp someone who is not armed and not a threat to there life they better get ready to go to prison because there is nothing that lockhead or EG&G (the co all the guards aka camo dudes work for) can do to protect them from the law if they commit murder.

  • @a_tree5793
    @a_tree5793 Před 4 lety +2

    Dude, I know your videos are meant to be funny, but I find genuine entertainment value out of them. They have really good action.

    • @bannedinc.
      @bannedinc.  Před 4 lety +3

      Im happy you think so! Cause tbh? There are times i feel like its abit.. cringey after its all done and uploaded and have those moments where i felt i could have made it abit "better"

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 Před rokem +1

      @@bannedinc. You did fine. It was entertaining, and maybe helped a few dumb dumbs reconsider a foolish, and potentially deadly course of action. Something like 3 million people RSVP'd that moron that started the whole thing. I want to know what's going on in there as much as anyone, but raiding a base like that...suicide.

  • @cadian122
    @cadian122 Před 3 lety +2

    The rich boi airforce and the dancing of the soldiers at the end always has me close to tears with laughter

  • @sdevaul8511
    @sdevaul8511 Před 4 lety +1274

    Theres one problem with this. You forgot the minecrafters and TheLegend27

    • @kpmh2001
      @kpmh2001 Před 4 lety +89

      Both tunneled under the fort and liberated the aliens once the guards were sone celebrating

    • @Fulcrox
      @Fulcrox Před 4 lety +25

      and the Naruto Runners

    • @dustin872
      @dustin872 Před 4 lety +30

      Don't forget noobmaster69

    • @uterotourettes15
      @uterotourettes15 Před 4 lety +10

      and the Kyles

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 Před 4 lety +10

      Who the fuck do you think build the battle bus?

  • @Zzero409
    @Zzero409 Před 4 lety +257

    Dying trying to raid area 51 is pretty much natural selection

    • @davidj9677
      @davidj9677 Před 4 lety +18

      It's more than "pretty much," it IS natural selection.

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall Před 4 lety +7

      A Bleaching effort to surpass Tide Pods

    • @FanaticDrummer
      @FanaticDrummer Před 4 lety

      Or what if they were right? lol

    • @Novozymandiaz
      @Novozymandiaz Před 4 lety +1

      I would say dying, trying to withstand the raid as a guard, is natural selection.

    • @Zzero409
      @Zzero409 Před 4 lety

      David J lmfao

  • @Thomas-mc1zq
    @Thomas-mc1zq Před 3 lety

    thank you i needed that today. that was hilarious!!

  • @lordaltair
    @lordaltair Před 4 lety +1

    This was epic! Thank you.

  • @BAD_HOBO
    @BAD_HOBO Před 4 lety +797

    >Sneaks in through the back while the soldiers are distracted
    >Steals ray gun
    >Rescue aliens, cat girls, and Shrek 7
    >Yeet out in a Gundam

    • @spysareamyth5806
      @spysareamyth5806 Před 4 lety +120

      >Attempts to sneak in through the back while the soldiers are distracted
      >Realizes the well trained and well disciplined soldiers maintain 360 degree security
      >Gets shot

    • @BAD_HOBO
      @BAD_HOBO Před 4 lety +32

      Oof
      Sneak 0

    • @Bagginsess
      @Bagginsess Před 4 lety +17

      "back"
      what back

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan Před 4 lety +1

      >using le green memetext on youtube
      >you deserve to be water boarded

    • @Bagginsess
      @Bagginsess Před 4 lety +1

      @@binnysan > calling it memetext
      >using le

  • @gravemindpenis
    @gravemindpenis Před 4 lety +805

    As an alien from area 51 i can say this is pretty accurate

  • @shirleynorrell9343
    @shirleynorrell9343 Před 3 lety +1

    People:we can do it. They can’t stop us all
    A10warthog: are you sure about that

  • @briankriens5645
    @briankriens5645 Před 2 lety

    That was awesome. I especially love the Iron Dome Mobile at the end.

  • @randommoroccan1262
    @randommoroccan1262 Před 4 lety +370

    Finally some taxpayer money well spent on it's citizens

    • @valiatus6719
      @valiatus6719 Před 4 lety +39

      Nice.

    • @bannedinc.
      @bannedinc.  Před 4 lety +69

      oh god, haha

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 Před 4 lety +12

      Yea premium bullet very expensive, glad they like it.

    • @razgriss5882
      @razgriss5882 Před 4 lety +6

      literally pumping the citizens full with the ultimate form of their tax money

    • @randommoroccan1262
      @randommoroccan1262 Před 4 lety +1

      @@bannedinc. yo apparently you got a clip of your vid on some local news.

  • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
    @DaveSmith-cp5kj Před 4 lety +776

    1:28 Please take note he was not shot because he had his PT reflective gear on. SAFETY FIRST!

  • @sleepingrrandom2876
    @sleepingrrandom2876 Před 5 měsíci

    -1:04 Adds sneaky colgate advertisement
    -"I regret nothing"
    -2:04 "They're not stopping"
    -Spoken like he was gonna burst out laughing.
    -2:47 "Watch out we got more targets"
    -He meant to say "More target practice"
    -4:37 He's in awe in the amount of determination.

  • @KateZg
    @KateZg Před 2 lety +8

    "They can't stop us all"
    Yeah but those Machine Gun and Mini guns can

  • @PauaP
    @PauaP Před 4 lety +186

    The Chad Battle bus vs the Virgin battle bus I think is the highlight of the entire video.

  • @yotoronto12
    @yotoronto12 Před 4 lety +485

    Clearly, Area 51 could've been breached if they all just Naruto runned.

  • @rebelboi88
    @rebelboi88 Před 2 lety

    Very nice use of Dragonforce-Through the Fire and the Flames

  • @RIGaming7110
    @RIGaming7110 Před 3 lety +1

    Everyone: they can't stop all of us!
    Military: AC-130, ready for deployment...

  • @ronaldmacdonald8667
    @ronaldmacdonald8667 Před 4 lety +395

    But when our forces are in rout, and all hope seems lost,
    a lone figure will step out of the fog of war, and turn the tide of the battle.
    Florida Man.

    • @madgunner01
      @madgunner01 Před 4 lety +38

      ''Drug fueled florida man arrested in area 51 while savagely clapping some alien's cheeks''

    • @snakerstran9101
      @snakerstran9101 Před 4 lety

      I thought you were going to say Joe Biden.

    • @robertkubrick3738
      @robertkubrick3738 Před 4 lety +1

      That nutcase Indian guy high on PCP who set himself on fire and walked around for 20 seconds in Washington DC?

    • @sangay9361
      @sangay9361 Před 4 lety +1

      Don’t you mean... TheLegend27 ?

    • @darthrevan454
      @darthrevan454 Před 4 lety +1

      @@joeylawn36111 nah sorry, Florida man can do and survive anything.

  • @jackiemorrow2395
    @jackiemorrow2395 Před 4 lety +1242

    Everyone gangsta till the sky starts speaking Fortunate son

    • @ramenramen8072
      @ramenramen8072 Před 4 lety +34

      The vietnam vets show up in 1960s gear and vehicles, and wear, and show the raiders what they are truly against

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker Před 4 lety +6

      @@ramenramen8072 nah they joined the raid

    • @ramenramen8072
      @ramenramen8072 Před 4 lety +15

      @@federalcasemaker nah they aren't gay

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 Před 4 lety +4

      Jackie Morrow everyone gansta til choppers starts naruto flying

    • @sohomchatterjee
      @sohomchatterjee Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂😨😨😨

  • @Grinzlow
    @Grinzlow Před 3 lety +5

    I finally found the video again, at least it was peaceful and we were united.

  • @chaos-soldier
    @chaos-soldier Před 8 měsíci +2

    4 years and this video is still wonderful