And our heart keeps beating even without us controlling it, our systems digest things without us even feeling anything(mostly), our cells heat up and cool down and die all the time, our immune system protects us from anything dangerous that gets in us. And all of this happens every day, even much more than once Being alive Is weird, but I like it.
Back in school, a friend and I had a running gag going on about a hypothetical game called "Realistic man" and basically it was exactly this. We came up with the stupidest inputs and objectives to make your character do the simplest things. We'd pick up our pens in slow-mo while breathing like a sedated narwhal and whatnot
Btw, check out The Onion's video on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (it was before the real game came out, so there's no relation). That's exactly what it's about
Actually, my bad, it was Modern Warfare 3. Since I know nobody will bother looking up (and few ppl will bother watching it even with a link), here it is: czcams.com/video/A5tRNs2X5Q4/video.html
Most fps games have that feature, but only when you're sniping, and it's to steady your scope. You're technically still holding your breath (breathing in)
This part of the game was actually pretty easy for me. The difficult part comes when you sit down to play the same game your playing within the game. I think the devs need to work out some of the kinks in the finger controls in the next patch.
I actually kinda wanna play a game like this lol. There's no combat, it's just doing basic activities like walking and driving except the controls are as detailed as possible.
Like mortal kombat. How tf can precisely rember all the buttons for all the combos for more than 1 character without forgetting everything you learned in school
Kalil Stokes and to press x so that he can blink and hold triangle so that his brain can function and he has to do all the previous functions in order to move, he has to simultaneously press square and circle to talk and press all buttons at once to breath
To control your stomach acid production rates you have to... To control your 624th mitochondria in your 173826th cell of your left calve muscle you have to....
I would of did what I did to dark souls after dying to the first boss 10000 times and not knowing I was supposed to run away. Took the disk out and chunked it at the wall
"To control your toes, hold L2 and R2 at the same time and use the left stick and the right stick to control each toe on each foot at the same time simultaneously to balance while you're walking. Ok you ready? YOU GOT IT?!"
Telltale games aren't complicated at all when it comes to gameplay if you struggle with the button prompts in telltale games then I suggest that you get some help 🙁
Aaron Obyonek Honestly, It really depends. This game to me felt like I was grinding instead of having fun. The game is literally 70% delivering packages (walking or driving), 10% combat and 20% story cutscenes. The graphics are gorgeous but the gameplay is a nightmare. It honestly felt like a chore for me. But some said they enjoyed it so you could either love it or hate it. Maybe check out some gameplays from youtubers like jacksepticeye if you’re not sure. The story is pretty good. Weird. But good. If you’re only in it for the story, I recommend just watching the cutscenes on CZcams.
Ikr, so relatable there was this one time when the E.O.G (e.o.g means end of grade test) where I was doing the test and all the questions looked like nothing I seen before not all of the questions but you know what I mean
Press R2 every few seconds to beat your heart. Press L1 at the same time seconds to breathe. Then, press R1 to breath out. Make sure you press L2 to blink otherwise you may damage your eyesight.
“That’s why I like this game, it’s detailed”
Famous last words
900th like
AANSAL FF I’m sure if you look hard enough, someone will care.
Yep
It woulda been funnier if he said "This game sucks. No attention to detail."
Wait wasn't he saying "guess i like this game it's detailed" ?
My life was a lie
This is what our brain has to go through on a daily basis.
My brain is like mashed potatoes and I’m still able to do the basics
Team Toxic wait there is such thing as a brain
And our heart keeps beating even without us controlling it, our systems digest things without us even feeling anything(mostly), our cells heat up and cool down and die all the time, our immune system protects us from anything dangerous that gets in us. And all of this happens every day, even much more than once
Being alive Is weird, but I like it.
What's a brain
@@oaedeoi same brooo
"TO CONTROL YA TOES..."
That part kills me every time.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right! Bro just got so aggressive all of a sudden 😂😂
@@VadiseDeHanyou Facts!!! 😂😂😂
Back in school, a friend and I had a running gag going on about a hypothetical game called "Realistic man" and basically it was exactly this. We came up with the stupidest inputs and objectives to make your character do the simplest things. We'd pick up our pens in slow-mo while breathing like a sedated narwhal and whatnot
circle the right stick at all times to properly filter blood
Hit "B" to pump your blood, and don't forget "A" to breathe
you'd love "Manual Samuel", great game
Press up to blink or you go blind.
Thats not a game, thats a torture method 🤣
Sometimes realism isn't great
Let's just say, there's a reason we play video games
Btw, check out The Onion's video on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (it was before the real game came out, so there's no relation). That's exactly what it's about
Funny since realism is about accepting a situation and dealing with it accordingly.
That's what i say to everyone
Actually, my bad, it was Modern Warfare 3. Since I know nobody will bother looking up (and few ppl will bother watching it even with a link), here it is:
czcams.com/video/A5tRNs2X5Q4/video.html
Keep pressing X to drink water
Died from drinking water too fast
Lel
@@iamunpopular3095 does this mean Lol Eat Loudly?
Argh in slow motion
*AAARGH*
*Pooped yourself after dying
"To control your toes 👺"
Imagine this controls in a Dark Souls game. People would think your a gaming God if you got past the first enemy
why does it have to be dark souls? lmao, we get it, you're a gamer. sadge.
My brain: *Now you see how I feel*
10/10
LMFAO
Underrated
Great comment 🤣🤣
Facts
The change in aggression at “control your TOES” is perfect
Ikr 😂👏
Do you happen to know what that sound effect is called? ,Im a youtuber
Miguel Lopez it’s not a sound effect, it’s a part from the song called “Nothings Into Somethings” by Drake. From his 2017 album, shit was heat then.
“G O O D”
@@austinglass1916 Thanks Bro!
Fun Fact: There's an actual game where you gotta do this shit.
@Gurlmoo Crabs Manual Samuel
also a game called qwop, because you use q,w,o,p to move
@@b3nzyme pretty sure he is talking about manuel samuel
@@doomakarn I miss that game and it's humor
@@Toro563 im pretty sure you also cant read. You missed the word "also" which indicated that i added to the subject. Stfu
A game create by Steven He and Caleb definitely will be a game we did know we want and we do deserve - EMOTIONAL DETAILS
I love how he changes his voice when he says “to control your TOES”
YOU GOT IT ? 😂
TOEZ
T O E Z
*T. O. E. Z*
Bro it totally killledddd meee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Now, press X to breath, and O to breath out!"
Donnie Sievering Good!
I mean, there is Manual Samuel which has that mechanic
Oh, that's in a game, alright...
Most fps games have that feature, but only when you're sniping, and it's to steady your scope. You're technically still holding your breath (breathing in)
Everyone who read that comment switched to manual breathing
This part of the game was actually pretty easy for me. The difficult part comes when you sit down to play the same game your playing within the game. I think the devs need to work out some of the kinks in the finger controls in the next patch.
When it's easier to walk in real life than in a game...
Press 'A' to blink with the right eye. Press 'B' to blink with the left eye.
69 hahah
Funny funny
69 LOL
@@dauysn Xd
Ehm where is A and B on console? Jk it was a god comment
“Make sure you blink by pressing B every 5-10 seconds.”
OMG I know that one game where you have to blink every 5-10 seconds.” it's funny as fuck since People forgets to blink.''
@@tomastom5955 whats the name
@@zunaidbhika903 I forgot but youtuber's played it
@@tomastom5955 I found it. Its called Manual Samual
@@zunaidbhika903 yeah now I remember even famous youtubers play it its hard since I played it and I keep forgetting to blink
There is a big difference between small and realistic details, and a game in which the MAIN FOCUS, is to be "realistically" difficult.
"see, that's why I like this game it's detailed" - famous last words
Brains controlling our body be like.
Now I finally understand...
Our brains is playing us
69 likes. He’s gonna sue you
Lol
No wonder our brains hate us and make us suffer
Caleb is the only actor who doesn’t forget to turn on his controller before recording
Cilvanis also turns on his controller when he records a video like this
Bruh finally
The attention to detail is always real with him... just like his present topic 🤣🤣🤣 how ironic
Civnis dont forget
Every single porn director should take notes.
entire game plot is to successfully walk down the street , screw in a light bulb, and hang a poster
literally died laughing at the running
Don’t forget to breathe.
Manual Samuel?
We're is the manual for this
It's very important
You Died
Is that a jojo reference?
spin the d pad at all times to circulate your blood
How do you spin a dpad?
@@TheItalianoAssassino better figure it out before you run out of oxygen
@@TheItalianoAssassino You ever hear of a 360 yeah
@@Yatoumori Do U Mean R3 And L3
lmao
Love how the tutorial voiceover gets increasingly more aggressive
When you have to manually control your entire body
But to be fair the game seems really challenging
Imagine it being multiplayer and he sees someone who’s a pro at the game.
Or just runner
Their controller would turn into an iPad keyboard 😭
He'd probably walk around like a gta character.
Id call bots
I am your 1k like
This is how an old man must feel playing video games x'D
😂why doesn't this have more likes
nomad91910 😂😂😂
True lol
This is why I don't play games anymore. Too detailed.
DAMN thats funny XD
That “Don’t” instrumental get me every time 😂😂😂
"Very detailed. Might be hard in the beginning but it's actually easy" 5/5
1:07 me when I play any fighting game and I don't know any combo or special moves
The last Hyper Drive mortal kombat
like mortal kombat?😂
Smash
That's me when I try to play super smash Bros with my friends.
Same in wwe games
I love how aggressive it gets at “to control your toes”
Copied
Or not
Maybe it is🤔
@@kilpamations3477 it is, someone said it 11 months ago. But lets be real, youtube commenters are just a bunch of like whores
@@nya_mero well said
@@nya_mero wow lmfao
@@kilpamations3477 nobody fucking cares
I actually kinda wanna play a game like this lol. There's no combat, it's just doing basic activities like walking and driving except the controls are as detailed as possible.
Man predicted Death Stranding
"Press L2+Triangle to breath in, and R2+square to breath out! Don't forget to do this *the entire game* :)"
“Press R3 and L3 to beat your heart! Do this or your character will die!”
😂😂😂
Use R1+X+🔺and R2+X+🔺to blink!
Make sure to do this for the *whole game*
Manual Sam
Holy shit you just made me
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And then once you get into multiplayer, you see everybody doing things flawlessly.
I swear why
€
jajajakk fksfvsd
Hand simulator
Like mortal kombat. How tf can precisely rember all the buttons for all the combos for more than 1 character without forgetting everything you learned in school
This is lowkey one of your best videos.
The way he ran for the character 😂 that got me the best for some reason
“Let’s learn how to balance while walking.”
“To *control your TOES-”*
I completely lost it right there. Lol
😂
@@WelbonWork too😂😂
Time stamp?
@@pennywise8994 0:48
Imagine playing this and forgetting to save
That'd be a nightmare.
Plottwist, if you die in this game you cant play it anymore
Imagine if the saving is like GTA where you get into the bed but with these controls.
@@neth7826 plot twist: if you die in this game you die in real life
@@neth7826 perma death
With my hand-eye coordination, this is how I feel with most video games lol
The song at the end was 🔥!
I bet the next step is to press the d pad to control heart beat
Kalil Stokes and to press x so that he can blink and hold triangle so that his brain can function and he has to do all the previous functions in order to move, he has to simultaneously press square and circle to talk and press all buttons at once to breath
Kalil Stokes dying 😂😂😂😂😭I would throw the game away 💀💀💀💀
Fr. Game is basically making you do the brain's job.
Kalil Stokes hold circle, square, and r2 to keep existing in this dimension
good!
He also needs to Press X five times while holding L2 for his muscles to work properly.
Bro that jog at the end had me Fucking dead 😂😂😂😂
same 💀
Thomas the dank Engine same
Same
Thomas the dank Engine lol same
If your dead how could you type this🤔
Heavy rain intro scenes, where the protagonist can't even shower by himself
“Let’s start learning how to balance while walking!”
**QWOP flashbacks**
"To control your hair growth you have to..."
Press rb + x delayed y and dpad 3 times a day to gain 1 inch a month
Good
To control your stomach acid production rates you have to...
To control your 624th mitochondria in your 173826th cell of your left calve muscle you have to....
Press x and y repeatedly
Good
So no one’s gonna talk about how realistic the graphics were.
Reminds me of Cyberpunk
@@Slade69 reminds me of good old mario 64 on steroids
Is real life
@Prospawn yes
woosh incoming
The other people on the online game “Well we have a new target”
You got a good sense of humor bud
The fact that his voice cuts off and he says “Good!”
*is this a real video game?*
Yup
Exactly why can’t they just make a reaction to where if the player cuts them off they say “oh, you did it already.”
G O O D
It’s not realistic, it’s attention to detail
its a Quantic Dream game
this mans seriously predicted death stranding with almost pinpoint accuracy.
Right?!
There were three games that popped in my head when o saw this Death Stranding, Heavy Rain, and Detroit Become Human
I was just thinking that LOL
Rdr 2 horse bals
Death Stranding for sure 😂😂😂
Some games are so detailed even the music is detailed according to the location
It’s the sudden aggression that got me🤣🤣
"To control your toes..." 😂😂
Edit: I know it's three years later but how tf this comment get 10k likes I'm perplexed 😭
*Good!*
1000th like!!
You better do it or else Daequan gonna chew them off
Bro he went from 0 to 100 before we could even react
😂😂😂😂
"Now that you've got the basic movement down, let us explain combat"
Oh no... here we go...
*”Basic”*
"And all you need to do is hold square and your character is fighting"
Wait what
@@bigbosspanda1976 rpgs be like: ay you gotta save the world press x a bunch
Big Boss Panda best twist ever
This is exactly what the brain feels like
To blink, hold down R1+L1 for approximately 10 sec- GOOD!
*while running
*misses one button
Caleb on the game falling: *"GAAAHHHHHHHH"*
_stopped moving too fast_
Theres a ledge guees your dead
Death message: Caleb's knees bent the wrong way
(Sad music plays in the background)
As the screen turns black and white.
*WASTED*
When games are so realistic they start to be unrealistic.
They start to make no fun lol
@@strikergk4558 yep I especially hate the new simulotor gamed they feel like a job
@@strikergk4558 "they start to make no fun lol"
What?
@@wearevenom4121 what's the end song?
@@wearevenom4121 😂😂😂😂
its funny that he actually got it in the end
“Press A to contract your heart to pump blood throughout your body,press C to relax your heart to not enter a state of cardiac arrest”
The fact that he’s still trying to play after those instruction amazes me
Lol RIGHT??? The game and the console would be out the window 😡😡😡
@@DownFromtheMountains don’t forget the TV
@@dahomie253lol that's a MUST 😂. Along with the headset and the controller.
I would of did what I did to dark souls after dying to the first boss 10000 times and not knowing I was supposed to run away. Took the disk out and chunked it at the wall
Imagine him mastering it and his friend pulls up....aye bro u just button mashing
naw this just how u walk, u should see the fighting
*turn off your console to put your character to sleep*
And press y to breath while sleeping
@@humandog3240 whats the song? Plz
@@xxtimebombxx6693 What song?
@@humandog3240 the outro
xxtime bombxx OMG dude stop replying to people just leave a comment
1:02 insert sweaty gamer meme
came back here after seeing the trailer for baby steps, they actually did it
*"To retract a muscle, only move the part of the controller that would accurately represent that muscle."*
Stand training.
Myfhy thank you i know how to contract my character anus now very useful to shit
crackhead campus ok now squeeze out, ahh yes there goes the log!
Next-gen controllers: Wireless Action Figures
Good!
Detroit become human be like:
Every David Cage be like:
Until Dawn be like:
Red Dead Redemption 2 be like: Horse Testicles....
Hi, im Connor. Im the android sent by CiberLife
Man of Medan be like:
this is the same level of energy as the Steven he video about Asian difficulties game
This channel has provided me millions of years of enjoyment. I just. need. more. time.
The voice chance once he said "control ya toes" I was not expecting that 😂😂
Yeah that part had me dying. Like the game was getting pissed at him
It’s afrosenju’s voice
1:02
Little girl: Mommy why is that man running like that?
Mom: Don’t make eye contact sweetie
lmao
Underrated comment.
UNDERRATED
You need more likes
Lol
Man’s predicted death stranding 3 years early
I still laugh myself off whenever i hear the tutorial announcer just aggressively goes “to control your toes”😭
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the game has really good graphics
probably, personally, i prefer games with anime styles instead of realistic styles
Im accepting
The Exotic
Bruh
I mean, they really paid attention to details...
@@rhn122 ikr it's so good
This reminds me of that "Manuel Samuel" game where you have to control EVERYTHING manually
EEEHHH og game dude,yeh basically in a nutshell
That complicated ass game 😂😭😭
No, no. Please don't. This is no fun. This is no fun.
I got this game now, and that's exactly what i thought! haha
This does not spark joy
He's playing QWOP's sequel right there
😂😂😂 good video man!
"To control your toes, hold L2 and R2 at the same time and use the left stick and the right stick to control each toe on each foot at the same time simultaneously to balance while you're walking. Ok you ready? YOU GOT IT?!"
The inaudible part is "simultaneously to balance"
@@dabattousai8968 thanks G
@@dabattousai8968 I can hear it now
Good!
I'M YOUR 101 LIKE.
“To control your heart hold O while smashing the X button while counting the letters of the alphabet and licking your toe nails”
“Good”
“Good”
“Good”
“Oops u forgot to breath”
*game over*
HAHAHAHAHA-
lmao
Caleb has the game mannerisms down packed 🤣
Yes, I immediately thought of this video when I watched the Baby Steps trailer
would’ve been funnier if he added a last scene where the player just immediately folds because he failed to hit the correct controls on time
To you
@@maxflowsshow well the 388 likes he have compared to your 7 says otherwise
@@Deastrisk czcams.com/video/_LUYN-vNu3k/video.html
@@Deastrisk lol
@@Deastrisk correction: 6 likes not including himself lmao.
*Detroit become human*
Manual Samuel more like it
Exactly
Wasabi Fox
Why do you have more likes than the original?
@Fort Osage Fights what does that even mean
Just imagine this in any fighting game
Homie walks in "EY yo what game you playin looks hard"
Telltale games in a nutshell
Nivane H omfg YES 😂😂👌
Nivane H more like, heavy rain in a nutshell
Lmao fr 😫
Keep it at 666 likes
Telltale games aren't complicated at all when it comes to gameplay if you struggle with the button prompts in telltale games then I suggest that you get some help 🙁
This video should be titled “What it’s like playing Death Stranding”
Came here to say exactly this!
Lmao I wanted to mention this
Is the game any good? Might get it
Aaron Obyonek Honestly, It really depends. This game to me felt like I was grinding instead of having fun. The game is literally 70% delivering packages (walking or driving), 10% combat and 20% story cutscenes.
The graphics are gorgeous but the gameplay is a nightmare. It honestly felt like a chore for me. But some said they enjoyed it so you could either love it or hate it. Maybe check out some gameplays from youtubers like jacksepticeye if you’re not sure. The story is pretty good. Weird. But good. If you’re only in it for the story, I recommend just watching the cutscenes on CZcams.
@@aaronobyonek7206 depends if you like walking for hours on different terrain. This game is for a very niche audience
You know it’s bad when Manual Samuel gets scared
This is Kafka-flavored silliness, I fucking love it
0:50 When the music hits you know shit's about to get real
What's the song called?
Mackenzie Port czcams.com/video/d7cVLE4SaN0/video.html
@@nonyllll1681 Don't by Bryson Tiller
@@SouthernWolf24 this is beyond helpful in to many ways. Thank you.
0:33 stuff we learned in class
1:03 the test on that stuff
LMAO
Ikr, so relatable there was this one time when the E.O.G (e.o.g means end of grade test) where I was doing the test and all the questions looked like nothing I seen before not all of the questions but you know what I mean
Relatable
@@ZACONFLICTO yea like the stuff we learned is just a waste of time
@@ShiftedEv GOD HMHM DAM
Makes me think of why my brain is tired, it sends all these signals just to walk.......🤯
How many times I shot the hostages in GTA when trying to figure out my new mouse and keyboard 😂😂
The game: *turn your control stick to move your cells*
Press R2 every few seconds to beat your heart.
Press L1 at the same time seconds to breathe. Then, press R1 to breath out.
Make sure you press L2 to blink otherwise you may damage your eyesight.
dont forget to press L1 and L2 simultaneously to preform the prophase stage of cell mitosis
dude now i'm doing that manually
@Elizabeth Adventurer ikr?
What a bad joke
I love how aggresive the game instructor got when he started talking about balancing the body.
Heavy rain in a nutshell. No one wants to go through that hell again
It's niceto see QWOP finally got a sequel!