The notes slowly becoming worse just adds to the comedy of the condom getting bigger. As a trombone player, I know the struggle of playing with something blocking the horn, and could only imagine it being a condom
@@redneck826 I’m truly sorry. For as much as I wish to fulfill the prophecy, I have no idea where I would get a condom from. But I will assure you this; one day. One day I will buy a condom, stretch it over my trombone, and have the bone blow into the condom. I will hold this promise to my grave.
If the guys says he doesn't fit any condoms he's a lying liar who lies but technically some people do just need larger sizes of condoms . They do stretch but they would not be comfortable stretched tight over something that sensitive and wearing one that's too small greatly increases the risk of it breaking. Having said that if the dude says he can't wear a standard condom then he sure as hell better have a condom that fits him if he expects to make any progress on that endeavour
Just because it stretches doesn't mean it "fits" If it's too small it can cut off blood circulation so that his dick doesn't work, not to mention be extremely uncomfortable But they do make condoms for bigger dicks
When I saw the thumbnail I was expecting this to be at least 15 years old. The fact that it is only 2 years old brings me such joy. That dispite it all people are still having fun making silly videos and putting them on the internet
this video is perfect - the random idea behind this experiment, the fact that the notes are not even correct and it getting progressively more and more wrong - love it
Yeah, I thought this was gonna be totally stupid but when we got about half-way through and I could see and hear that struggle but he kept going anyways, I began to respect 👍
I'm a little bit surprised the condom gave up so easily - here's a tip from your Uncle Stickie: Condoms get a lot more stretchy if you soak them in a pan of (kinda) hot water for about fifteen minutes beforehand. My buddies and I got one over a public *_phone box_* once.
Asked my dad if he wanted to see a guy play the Mario Brother's theme song on a trumpet into a condom. He saw it and said "wow, dunno what I expected."
The progression of him leaning further back, condom getting bigger, and intonation getting worse as the pressure built up had me laughing way more than I expected to.
@@CRHDOMediaNetworkI’m not sure whether to make accommodations and cut you some slack for your sheer stupidity or just laugh at you for the entire rest of my day
Sure, we’re all admiring the strength of the condom, but let’s admire the strength of this guys lungs, still not only holding, but also playing the theme coherently
I'm familiar with this feeling, but I do the inverse, I usually try to remove all the air from a soda bottle when I am done with it, and it's hard towards the end, as you gotta fight the air from going through your nose, it feels real weird
They make different sizes for a reason. Some men have to buy condoms online from foreign countries because the US doesn't have condoms big enough. If your a male and average sized, try using the smallest size condom you can and see how well it works
Lot of people don't realise how damn hard it is to play high notes on the trumpet. With all the back pressure he would have been pushing against I'm very impressed
Backpressure can be helpful with playing up high. This is why a shallower mouthpiece with a tighter backbore is useful for playing up high. But yeah, playing against the backpressure from that condom was definitely not easy.
you are correct about the lungs tho. hes doing pretty decent for how hard it must be to overinflate a balloon with a brass instrument bug god his hands
@@dave2.077 well I don't know about that, man, I remember the commercials in my country back in the 2000s, and they used to be just like that. It would've fit right in. A guy playing a trombone with a rubber on for 2:30 minutes and the company logo just appearing at the very end would be very memorable and memeable, which is the goal of a commercial.
@@Vanished_but Congratulations. You just found the only way to make sentence “Super Mario Bros. Condom Trumpet” any weirder. “Super Mario Bros. Condom Flugelhorn”.
i don’t care if the notes are wrong. i care that i now know that this is possible. edit: i’m aware that he’s in a different key, i just noticed how some notes were missed probably due to the lack of air flow through the trumpet. then again it doesn’t matter that they’re wrong. this is a masterpiece.
Watching this guy show off unnecessarily has kept my respect for trumpet players right where it was. Impressive? Yes. Hilarious? Definitely. Exactly the sort of pointless nonsense I would expect from a trumpet player? Also yes.
That must be some workout on the lungs, but the best moment is definitely when he laughs as it pops off. I could not avoid spontaneously applauding for his awesome entertainment and joy!
@@pseudonymos_ 😂 that’d be why it was so airy I thought it was a Cornett when I first saw it my bad, but definitely would agree it’s much softer like if you listen to hypnotic brass the flugelhorn is the perfect instrument for the intro of war, a trumpet would’ve been overpowering
Hey, I'm indeed self taught, and I started with the tuba about a two year before this video was taken. This was more or less my first hands on a flugelhorn/trumpet 😅
I don't think enough folks are appreciating the fact that there's nothing preventing the air from going back through the trumpet, so the fact that it didn't deflate means he kept up a positive pressure on his end the entire time. He never took the trumpet off of his mouth to breathe (using 'circular breathing'), and as he went on there was increasing back pressure which he had to overcome. Kudos.
It's not circular breathing, I just breathed through my nose while holding the air with my mouth. But indeed the air kept pushing, and this was easily the fourth or fifth take, all the previous ones ended up by me getting blown by my trumpet.
Trojan should sponsor him. “No matter how hard you blow, they won’t break.” Edit: it always amazes me how I forget about some of my comments, and then come back to them a month(s) later to see that a few people share my sense of humor.
not true. there’s a reason people were banned from going in practice rooms as couples during the school day back when i was in high school. they weren’t just practicing music, or only blowing on instruments, if you catch my drift.
Do y'all remember the post about the Fuck Couch in that one band room? That had to be THROWN AWAY because of their band kids being NASTY??? BECAUSE I REMEMBER.
I got say this is mad impressive. I've played trumpet for 7 years and it makes a huge difference in having the back pressure from that. Everyone's laughing how comedic it is how the notes get worse the further along this goes but it's because the trumpet is becoming harder to play as air wants to go backwards back through the trumpet! Huge props!
Yeah, I felt like I was lacking oxygen the more that condom was inflated, he has to make the effort to maintain the air that he already blew in while trying to get more from his nose without separating his mouth from the trumpet 😰
@@bc4065 it's not really dangerous, just that if the air were to go backwards through the trumpet it smells and tastes disgusting. Don't ask how I know... But yes it takes a lot of diaphragm strength.
This is an actual exercise that advanced trumpeteers must learn how to master. It hones their most important skills such as breath control and embouchure strength.
@Placeholdier As the.....ahem...balloon...gets more pressure, it pushes air back into you. You have to fight more to get air and sound out. The increased pressure would presumably strain your lips, and it would be harder to maintain the correct lip tension for the correct notes. You can play different notes on brass instruments depending on how tight the lips are. A tighter lip creates a smaller hole and a higher pitched note.
Can we appreciate how he progressively leaned further and further back to keep him and the condom in frame? Must be hard to play while laying on your back like that
He was leaning back to build more pressure in his lungs, to counter the pressure built up in the condom. Every note he plays through the mouthpiece valve has to push against all the air in the condom.
honestly not enough people are talking about the amount of high notes that came out supper clean edit: i will not be changing to typo because i’m petty
I've always heard something like "if people can stretch condoms over their head, you got no excuse because the head you are putting it on is nowhere near as big as the head they putting it on." (And most women I've had tell me the guy used that excuse said the guys would also say magnums were also so tight they were uncomfortable. Then when they found out the guys true size he was alnost always about average size and the magnum would have been so loose it would have slid off him and he was just lying and hoping the woman blindly agreed not to use a condom.)
The increasing tension on the condom with the decreasing coherence of the melody, together make this a piece of art
(the tension was decreasing. It was at max at the beginning. But the video and your comment are hilarious, haha)
@@oiko2k4 I think they meant how when the air fill it’s the air has only one way to go which is back at his lungs making it incredibly hard to play.
The only reason this video isn't perfect is because he didn't play the game over song at the end.
@@S1lk3nas balloons fill they actually become easier to blow into, until a point.
That slow lean back
The notes slowly becoming worse just adds to the comedy of the condom getting bigger. As a trombone player, I know the struggle of playing with something blocking the horn, and could only imagine it being a condom
You know what must be done...
You must fulfill the prophecy...
@@redneck826 I’m truly sorry. For as much as I wish to fulfill the prophecy, I have no idea where I would get a condom from. But I will assure you this; one day. One day I will buy a condom, stretch it over my trombone, and have the bone blow into the condom. I will hold this promise to my grave.
@@redneck826 no…
not only it blocking, the condom is pushing the air back into the horn. The more you play, the more pressure it gains against you.
@@NTN_music exactly that's the wooshing noise when he breathes
This is the best ad for condoms Ive ever seen
And possibly the best use
*Plays through mario theme*
Trojan, the condom you can hear 😂
Probably the most fun this guy has ever had with a condom
This might surprise you but this is still not the intended way of using a "condom" ;]
@@eancola6111 nah bro, using them what they are made for is more usefull
If I a guy ever tells me “I don’t fit condoms”, I’ll just send him this with no context
If the guys says he doesn't fit any condoms he's a lying liar who lies but technically some people do just need larger sizes of condoms . They do stretch but they would not be comfortable stretched tight over something that sensitive and wearing one that's too small greatly increases the risk of it breaking. Having said that if the dude says he can't wear a standard condom then he sure as hell better have a condom that fits him if he expects to make any progress on that endeavour
"condoms dont fit me" get bigger ones then. they make them in multiple sizes for a reason
@@nerkdurgen5574What about long dick johnson ?
Just because it stretches doesn't mean it "fits"
If it's too small it can cut off blood circulation so that his dick doesn't work, not to mention be extremely uncomfortable
But they do make condoms for bigger dicks
@@nerkdurgen5574 what if we need smaller ones 🥲
Love how he slowly starts leaning further and further back in anticipation of the condom exploding
No, its for more tension in the stomach, you don't know how much work that is XD
Keeping the condom in frame
its from the air pressure he's having to summon
I thought he was trying to keep it in frame
I don't even know if it actually popped. Playing it at 0.25x speed, it seems like it just slipped off...
you can literally hear how hard it is to play with that much pressure and I’m living for it
Thank you for pointing that out. I've never played a wind instrument, so I didn't understand the constant mistakes.
That’s what she said(I’m sorry)!😂🤣
Now guess what your d has to live threw XD
@@jannesfilgerdamm1419 unhinged comment
@@ChrisGuerra31 some of it was him messing up but yeah it got hard to boow
fun fact: no one here searched to get here
except me, my dumb ass accidentally refreshed the home page and had to search it up again :')
I told my friend there's a video called super mario condom trumpet so he probably searched this up
I typed in “condom videos”, and after a deep rabbit hole, ended up here.
@@average-wubbox-enjoyer same
Someone sent it to me.
When I saw the thumbnail I was expecting this to be at least 15 years old.
The fact that it is only 2 years old brings me such joy. That dispite it all people are still having fun making silly videos and putting them on the internet
Also brings me joy that these types of videos can still rack up videos
All it takes is for someone to get lucky…
this video is perfect - the random idea behind this experiment, the fact that the notes are not even correct and it getting progressively more and more wrong - love it
I can just feel him laughing internally harder and harder as it goes
@@Nynodon yeah it gets harder
Well, except for the title as he's not playing a trumpet but a flugelhorn.
@@rubenproost2552 shh it makes it better
I imagine trying to hold back the growing air pressure of the "balloon" makes it harder to hit notes correctly
I love how the song became increasingly more broken as the back pressure built up 😂
Yeah, I thought this was gonna be totally stupid but when we got about half-way through and I could see and hear that struggle but he kept going anyways, I began to respect 👍
His lung strength is stronger than my anxiety waiting for the thing to pop.
Absolute respect.
Lmfao 😂
I love how over 2200 people missed this point and disliked the video.🤣
I'm a little bit surprised the condom gave up so easily - here's a tip from your Uncle Stickie: Condoms get a lot more stretchy if you soak them in a pan of (kinda) hot water for about fifteen minutes beforehand. My buddies and I got one over a public *_phone box_* once.
Asked my dad if he wanted to see a guy play the Mario Brother's theme song on a trumpet into a condom. He saw it and said "wow, dunno what I expected."
He should’ve expected what you told him…because that’s exactly what he saw.
Hands down the best condom ad imaginable
"Shot on iphone"
The progression of him leaning further back, condom getting bigger, and intonation getting worse as the pressure built up had me laughing way more than I expected to.
1.4k likes with no comments?
Edit: Now 6k likes.
Wowza.
whar
whey
@@randominternetuser7432 woah there
Whuy
This is the stuff the internet was made for.
The internet was made for military communication
@ghoost8943 no shit Sherlock
Buen comentario 😂
@@jdaniels8669 your @ didn't work
Tbh, yeah lol
I’m proud to be born in Japan, the country where Mario was born.
He is italian 🤓🇳🇮🇳🇮
@@CRHDOMediaNetworkthat's not the Italian flag ;w;
@@CRHDOMediaNetworkItalian 🇱🇧
@@CRHDOMediaNetworkI’m not sure whether to make accommodations and cut you some slack for your sheer stupidity or just laugh at you for the entire rest of my day
@@SlightlySchizophrenicItalian 🇸🇧
I know that nobody looked this up. We all found this on our recommended while aimlessly scrolling😂
Amen
I now know exactly how much Mario music it takes to break a condom
Quite dangerous wisdom. Be responsible with this knowledge.
What a wild thing to know
I think we all knew all along.
Deep down.
i dont think the condom break. the pressure was just too high to keep the condom holding in the trumpet. but its just my opinion
It would have been great if he started playing faster before it broke, like when the timer gets low in the game
I like how you can hear him slowly getting less sane
My sanity got blown into my sousa
@@minezic as a tuba/sousa player, being able to play the flugel at all is impressive
Ha! Thats ONE way to put it
@Juniper one of my favorite things to do is to just switch between my tuba/sousa and either my trumpet or trombone. Tuba is my main instrument tho😁
@@minezic put a condom over the Sousa 😈
I love that he leaned back as if he could get farther away from it even though his mouth is still on the trumpet lmao
the fact it initially fully extended on the perfect note for it to do so pleases me greatly
**slaps box of condoms**
These bad boys can fit an entire Super Mario solo
I played the SUPER MARIO BROS THEME on a TRUMPET into a CONDOM in public! You won't believe people's reactions! (Not clickbait)
😂😂😂
@@killherqueen that would be cool and embarrassing
"hey babe, come to my house for we do a...."YA-HOO" "
😂lmfaoooo
This feels like "old youtube" and I love it.
Literally so nostalgic in the best way 🥹♥️
amazing :D
Wait this isnt an older video???
@@sammieegoldwand well, it is from 2 years ago, but it’s giving 2010 vibes
@@tumblingartist I know, and I thought it was from 2010 because the 2010 youtube vibes are so strong
0:13 might be the best involuntary comedic timing I've seen.
I really appreciate that he wanted to keep the condom in frame. I can just imagine somebody walking in on this too 😂
Sure, we’re all admiring the strength of the condom, but let’s admire the strength of this guys lungs, still not only holding, but also playing the theme coherently
"Coherently"
@@minezic You have a condom fighting against your lungs while playing with notes that high, coherently is very good.
Oh yeah? I must have missed that part.
@@acrab7722”you have a condom fighting against your lungs…”
😂😂😂
Can only imagine how much having back pressure on a brass instrument would screw with your lip muscle memory
This is pretty impressive, he is constantly fighting the force of the condom pushing air back in.
I'm familiar with this feeling, but I do the inverse, I usually try to remove all the air from a soda bottle when I am done with it, and it's hard towards the end, as you gotta fight the air from going through your nose, it feels real weird
"[..] he is constantly fighting the force of the condom"
"I am familiar with this feeling, but I do the inverse"
😦
This just made me burst out laughing--
The Force of The Condom is my new bands name
@@phialich1898 Haha fuck 🤣
Guys: "I'm too big for a condom."
The condom:
They make different sizes for a reason. Some men have to buy condoms online from foreign countries because the US doesn't have condoms big enough. If your a male and average sized, try using the smallest size condom you can and see how well it works
@@carlcarlson5553 It's too big for me :(
You can hear him slowly losing his sanity
Lot of people don't realise how damn hard it is to play high notes on the trumpet. With all the back pressure he would have been pushing against I'm very impressed
That’s not a trumpet.
This is a flugelhorn. And his finger placement on the valves is atrocious.
@@shawnking3680 you are correct, watched it on a phone and couldn't tell, the no pinkie or ring on a slide should have been the giveaway 😅
Backpressure can be helpful with playing up high. This is why a shallower mouthpiece with a tighter backbore is useful for playing up high. But yeah, playing against the backpressure from that condom was definitely not easy.
you are correct about the lungs tho. hes doing pretty decent for how hard it must be to overinflate a balloon with a brass instrument
bug god his hands
This would be a great ad for the company to show how durable they are
theire will be a cold day in hell before a video like this gets used in an official commercial
@@dave2.077 lol
@@dave2.077 instead they be using the whole Brass section to use those condoms while playing jazz
@@dave2.077 well I don't know about that, man, I remember the commercials in my country back in the 2000s, and they used to be just like that. It would've fit right in.
A guy playing a trombone with a rubber on for 2:30 minutes and the company logo just appearing at the very end would be very memorable and memeable, which is the goal of a commercial.
@@alarmlessRifleman i guess the meta has changes i cant imagine anything like it on tv nowadays
I can tell hes trying to hold back laughter
No, he's trying to hold back the air from blowing on his face.
That smile at the end is so genuine, I love it. I've never seen an actor smile like that.
Imagine being bro’s pharmacist and then seeing him do this to your fresh batch of condoms 💀
I never thought I would see the sentence “Super Mario Bros Condom Trumpet” in my life but here we are glad to see this in my life time.
Same, same, this could not have been predicted nor expected but it’s not an unwelcome surprise 😂
Super Mario Bros's Condom Trumpet
Fun fact, this is actually a flugelhorn
@@jasonmccain9544 nice fact but not everyone knows what is a flugelhorn
@@Vanished_but Congratulations. You just found the only way to make sentence “Super Mario Bros. Condom Trumpet” any weirder. “Super Mario Bros. Condom Flugelhorn”.
Theres no way he was expecting this to be a 3 minute endurance run 💀
A 3 minute endurance run is exactly what the condom was expecting 💀
Bro was fighting for his life in the end 😂
@@Dead_Heir😂
@@Dead_Heirmy reaction:🤨😫😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Watching him slowly struggle more and more as the pressure built up was pretty funny
I like how you can hear him go slowly insane
This is gonna be one of those videos that just keeps coming back over the years
I feel like not a lot of people understand how hard it would be with that much pressure and air being pushed back into the trumpet
that’s why the performance suffered more and more as it went on
Suffered? I'd say the performance benefitted greatly!
basically everyone in the comment section acknowledged it. don't think we're reading the same comment section
It's not that much pressure, condoms are incredibly stretchy.
Have you every tried to blow one of these up? It's like zero pressure
no guy will ever be able to say "condoms dont fit"
I don't know about you but I wouldn't want several pounds of squeezing force on my schmeat.
Fr 😂
My pee-pee is not a trumpet😎
It's too big
@@guilherme-daquino "So why is your mouth on it?"
That was 100% worth it for the ending. You laughing just makes the whole thing so funny
CZcams never ceases to amaze me with random recommend videos
Pretty insane endurance my man
Usually I play the sousaphone 😏
good performance
Insane stamina
Sigma energy
It *is* amazing how big it got
i don’t care if the notes are wrong. i care that i now know that this is possible.
edit: i’m aware that he’s in a different key, i just noticed how some notes were missed probably due to the lack of air flow through the trumpet. then again it doesn’t matter that they’re wrong. this is a masterpiece.
To be fair its not exactly easy to blow notes through when theres a condom blocking the end
There are no wrong notes
Ye he had to breath through his nose so he cant take a good enough of air
The notes aren't really wrong. It's more like he's playing the melody in the key of B Flat Major (normally the main melody is in C Major).
Call it artistic freedom
I’m going to send this to my friend at 3 am with absolutely no context!
The best 2 minutes of my life
The cashier ringing up condoms, a trumpet, and Mario sheet music must've been really confused.
They were probably wondering why the music shop even sells condoms. Their primary market is marching band programs in schools!
@@redgunnit and band kids don't get laid
@@aidssmh unfortunately, he speaks the truth
@@aidssmh im sorry
@@baconbread2160 for what
Watching this guy fight for his life makes me respect trumpet players even more
Watching this guy show off unnecessarily has kept my respect for trumpet players right where it was. Impressive? Yes. Hilarious? Definitely. Exactly the sort of pointless nonsense I would expect from a trumpet player? Also yes.
is that a felix kranken profile picture
@@ThePCguy17 Exactly the reputation we want.
@@v01ddw3ll3r Mayhaps..
@@equally.marketable 👀
Finally, somebody did it!
I've been waiting so long!
That must be some workout on the lungs, but the best moment is definitely when he laughs as it pops off. I could not avoid spontaneously applauding for his awesome entertainment and joy!
This has such late 2000's youtube energy. I love it.
Bro fr, i thought this was like 10 years ago😂
TRUUEEEE
I miss this
Needs to be 15fps and 240p
The real CZcams. When people really broadcasted themselves.
The guy actually has a pretty pretty tone considering he has a condom on his horn. Props
Kinda airy also he's using the middle of his fingers on his valves maybe he's self taught idk
@@pseudonymos_ 😂 that’d be why it was so airy I thought it was a Cornett when I first saw it my bad, but definitely would agree it’s much softer like if you listen to hypnotic brass the flugelhorn is the perfect instrument for the intro of war, a trumpet would’ve been overpowering
A sentence I'd never think of reading in my lifetime
Hey, I'm indeed self taught, and I started with the tuba about a two year before this video was taken. This was more or less my first hands on a flugelhorn/trumpet 😅
@@minezic very good, so many small things are hard to overcome on brass keep at it!
Trumpet player here….. 1) awesome 2) your embouchure is brilliant! Great job!
Didn't know I needed this, thanks
Mad respect for being able to play while having that much air pressure trying to push back up through the instrument.
That's what she said...
@@TrippedPsyche
I wish your joke made sense, but it’s just giving me brain damage…
@@MastersTestingFacility that’s what she said
@@nunyabusiness3832 its the "what she said" reply 😂
@@nunyabusiness3832
I replied to benporter5000’s reply to KolMan2000, not the original comment directly
I love how he leans back progressively preparing for the blast
You might think "Oh, it's probably to keep it in frame," but no. It's not. He knows what's coming, and he can only delay the inevitable.
You always gotta lean back for the blast, maybe smile too
@@ShibeDogetic he knows whats COMING 😏
I think it's also for the camera angle since it's just so large lol
We saw
“Enjoy high quality music, with CZcams premium you could be enjoying this in HD sound.”
Nice Flugel horn dude, such good endurance as well, as a trumpet player, i respect that, good job.
Is "flugel horn" a euphemism?
No, indeed this is not a trumpet, it is a flugelhorn. It is the instrument this dude is actually playing @@EnglishLad
As a trumpet player, he has done what none of us had that balls to
Quite " LITERALLY "
French horns rise up
As a part of the trumpet community, I salute to him
have sex?
yea, it takes a lot of balls to fill a condom that much
Well at least we know the condom won't fail in its intended role. That shit was strong as fuck.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i believe you mean strong *mid-* fuck :))
Unintentional condom-didn’t-work-related pregnancy has entered the chat
Well for it to work correctly it kinda has to be strong as 'fuck'
(Ba-dum-tsssssss)
Yeah but whose pp can inflat that big
At least he came protected
I don't think enough folks are appreciating the fact that there's nothing preventing the air from going back through the trumpet, so the fact that it didn't deflate means he kept up a positive pressure on his end the entire time. He never took the trumpet off of his mouth to breathe (using 'circular breathing'), and as he went on there was increasing back pressure which he had to overcome. Kudos.
this is clealy only a techinque exercise whoever sees something else going on is just a malicioous person who does not appreciate good music
That's why the music gets progressively worse.
I play trumpet we breath through the ends of our lips
It's not circular breathing, I just breathed through my nose while holding the air with my mouth.
But indeed the air kept pushing, and this was easily the fourth or fifth take, all the previous ones ended up by me getting blown by my trumpet.
@@minezic😏
Trojan should sponsor him.
“No matter how hard you blow, they won’t break.”
Edit: it always amazes me how I forget about some of my comments, and then come back to them a month(s) later to see that a few people share my sense of humor.
Omg yes
If you're not already, you should totally go into marketing
Good one haha
Come on 💀
@@CheesyMonke37 well, that defies the point of the item
Girl: “busy this weekend?”
Boy: “yep, got a lot of things to do”
What bro is doing this weekend:
ladies, if he ever tells you its too small he's lying, and that's a guarantee
As a band kid I know this is the only reason he would need a condom
Underrated comment
not true. there’s a reason people were banned from going in practice rooms as couples during the school day back when i was in high school. they weren’t just practicing music, or only blowing on instruments, if you catch my drift.
I read this and my first thought was, "There is no way this person is a band aid"
@@octopusdefencesquadok dude musicians have sex good job
Do y'all remember the post about the Fuck Couch in that one band room? That had to be THROWN AWAY because of their band kids being NASTY??? BECAUSE I REMEMBER.
I got say this is mad impressive. I've played trumpet for 7 years and it makes a huge difference in having the back pressure from that. Everyone's laughing how comedic it is how the notes get worse the further along this goes but it's because the trumpet is becoming harder to play as air wants to go backwards back through the trumpet! Huge props!
I was wondering how dangerous this is & how much tooting strength it takes to do
this is the comment I was hoping to find
Yeah, I felt like I was lacking oxygen the more that condom was inflated, he has to make the effort to maintain the air that he already blew in while trying to get more from his nose without separating his mouth from the trumpet 😰
As a former trumpet player this made my lungs hurt! This man should take up the bagpipe!
@@bc4065 it's not really dangerous, just that if the air were to go backwards through the trumpet it smells and tastes disgusting. Don't ask how I know... But yes it takes a lot of diaphragm strength.
This is so silly. I had a good laugh and a great time a day before finals.
Thank you. ❤.
Props for getting the studded ones. Makes it sound better for the ladies out there.
Fun fact: the ribbing is not only for her pleasure, it adds a nice timbre
Their*
Isn’t that a guy?
@@wisamalqutbi593 This person Is talking about someone in general who's has a pussy , not every She/her has one.
@@reneperez4170 it’s a condom so don’t use gender only
@@reneperez4170 girls
This is an actual exercise that advanced trumpeteers must learn how to master. It hones their most important skills such as breath control and embouchure strength.
Mind elaborating?
not only would it be good for breath control, but also birth control 😭😭😭
@Placeholdier
As the.....ahem...balloon...gets more pressure, it pushes air back into you. You have to fight more to get air and sound out.
The increased pressure would presumably strain your lips, and it would be harder to maintain the correct lip tension for the correct notes.
You can play different notes on brass instruments depending on how tight the lips are.
A tighter lip creates a smaller hole and a higher pitched note.
@@placeholdier its a better use for me and others
I made it 666 likes
She: Wtf is he doing in the Other room? And what is that trumpet? I was waiting him from hours!
Me in the other room:
Had he passed out, his roommate would have had some scene to come home to.
“Not again”…
The back pressure on that must have been weird to play with. Lol
It was horribly hard to play at the end, even breathing was almost impossible, because it released the pressure
@@minezic nice exercise actually
I can't do it on clarinet because of holes air going through them
@@TheTRUEMAN000 That's where babies come from.
@@minezic Imagine using this as practice for circular breathing
Think the back pressure had an effect on the note/intonation?
I like the idea that when the condom pops, all the notes he played previously suddenly come out all at once
HELP
Why musicians use condoms:
Did it even actually pop? It seems like it just slipped off...
@@bastian_5975 same difference lol
stored condom air= trumpet reverse gear
confirmed?
The guy's ability to continue playing without laughing is just 👏👏👏👏😆😆😆😆
This is youtube's 2024 easter sunday suggestion for me. 😅
There's something oddly hilarious about him choosing a ribbed condom rather than a regular one.
For our pleasure.
Counting the ribs on the condom, you can see that the air couldn't go any further and instead kept expanding closer to the base until it popped lmao
I thought it was spit, lol
@@Cemhtalube
@@ithinkmycatsdead counting the ribs on the condom, you can also tell that this condom is 9 years old!
Can we appreciate how he progressively leaned further and further back to keep him and the condom in frame? Must be hard to play while laying on your back like that
Lmao you imagined that though watch again 😅 got me watching againg to see if he did that 😂
OK I maybe he leaned back once at the end lol
Oh I thought that was out of pure fear of it popping lmao.
He was leaning back to build more pressure in his lungs, to counter the pressure built up in the condom. Every note he plays through the mouthpiece valve has to push against all the air in the condom.
I was just wondering this, thanks! 😊
I was expecting someone to walk around the corner at any moment 🤣
As a trumpet player this is exactly what we do in our free time
Trombone player who was friends with a kid in the trumpet section, can confirm
I was here wondering.. what do Tuba players do with their free time? I might be too scared to know the answer now
@@anameyoucantremember according to my friend they put peoples' heads in the bell and blast
As a trumpet player, I just play into the ground as hard as possible
Gotta use those condoms for something I guess
honestly not enough people are talking about the amount of high notes that came out supper clean
edit: i will not be changing to typo because i’m petty
Thanks that's very nice, my high notes are even cleaner now 😊
@@minezic k
You know what's not clean? that condom. 🌚
@@faker_3929 k
Supper
徐々に目が死んでくの好き
"oh, whos the lucky woman?"
"my trumpet"
Remember Guys, It's Always Recommended To Always Have Protection On While Playing The Trumpet.
That’s cause trumpeters get all the bitches (real)
That’s Exactly Why I Was Born😂😂😂
Also, Why The Fuck Do You Type Like This, It’s Not Like You’re Making A Headline For A News Page.
frrr
I'm a trumpet girl I need to have protection too? 👀
Why are all the first letters of this comment capitalized
*The Cashier:* Looks like someone has a fun night planned
Oh you have no idea
You don’t buy trumpets at the place you buy condoms
@@liv_theolivetreeit’s a joke
@@liv_theolivetree You think he just bought that trumpet? Okay Drax
@@pivotresearchfoundation oh I thought you were talking abt the trumpet too like someone else
Gotta find some way to use the condoms 😂
Finaly the vontent ive been looking for
This I one of those videos i will remember 15 years from now and thinking " wow that video is 17 years old? I remember when I first watched it!"
I'm amazed at how well he plays such high notes on a flugelhorn despite having a condom on the bell
I never noticed that it was a flugelhorn until now 😭 the title says trumpet but there’s no way that’s a trumpet
@@Kettie5 a flugelhorn is a trumpet
*Flügelhorn
@@elektrik_exekutioner6822 it may be speeled either as Fluegelhorn, Flugelhorn, Flugel horn, or Flügelhorn.
@@egb625able A flugelhorn is a similar instrument, yes, but it is a different kind of instrument, like how a xylophone and a marimba is different
“It didn’t fit” is no longer an excuse
Ist doesnt fit the other way😪
I see you never have used a condom
I've always heard something like "if people can stretch condoms over their head, you got no excuse because the head you are putting it on is nowhere near as big as the head they putting it on." (And most women I've had tell me the guy used that excuse said the guys would also say magnums were also so tight they were uncomfortable. Then when they found out the guys true size he was alnost always about average size and the magnum would have been so loose it would have slid off him and he was just lying and hoping the woman blindly agreed not to use a condom.)
I guess you havent seen mine
It in that phrase is probably for organ itself not the condom.
You could slowly hear it getting more and more distorted because this guy keeps on thinking about his life choices
Why does this exist and why am I so happy it does?
The fact that he has the balls to inhale the nasty trumpet air at the start is imaculate
MMM tastes like aluminum and 3 week old saliva lol
No pun intended.
As a band kid, i'm pretty sure he inhaled through the corners of his mouth
You mean the condom air? Lol
That's not what happened lol
As a pianist, this feels like what would happen if I were to play with weights strapped to my fingers.
Schumann moment
Playing piano with literal metal hammers instead of regular piano hammers
As a pianist, that’s scary 😭 I imagine breaking your fingers because of that
Hahah pianist sounds like penis and there is a condom
I would worry more about the piano than myself if that happened to me.
i'm just thinking abt the fact that this is harder and more impressive than playing normal bc all of the force from the air in the condom 😭
It went from Asian to black 💀
How do people have accidental pregnancies with condoms when this bad boy can take a whole 3 and a half run throughs of the Super Mario Bros theme
I presume it’s a friction issue.
@@benjiequinnits because denim jeans and leather wallets fuck up the rubber
@@memedude8303how do u know? 🤨
@@theskullemojiidk, instructions? Internet? Common sense?
@@theskullemoji sex education class. they should have taught you about it in fifth grade.
The way it just flops out at the end of the intro is too perfect 😂
Yes! I'm laughing more each time I watch it!
aren't you turned on by that theme too?
@@WohaoGim sorry WHAT
@@WohaoGwhat a terrible day to have eyes
Even immediately after the opening "Dodoot doo dadoo- dot! dooooo", perfect timing
If you skip the beginning to add you can see the shift of his body fearing
You took me from a dark place and into laughter - thank you
Love how you can see him getting more and more worried as the condom expands and is about to burst
Leaning back further and further, but it's futile, he can't get more than 1 trumpet away!
1000th like(not that anyone cares but it’s cool ig)