Top 15 Scariest REAL Voicemails Ever Recorded (W/ Audio)

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    In this top 15 list, we look at the most scary voicemails ever caught on tape, with the original audio of these messages. From wrong numbers from strange people to mysterious calls with no explanation. Enjoy our analysis of these entries.
    Written by: Jonah Petruic
    Edited by: Huba Áron Csapó
    Sources: pastebin.com/tKNzj9W9
    Music:
    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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  • @Top15s
    @Top15s  Před 6 lety +3263

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  • @matthewmungovan2816
    @matthewmungovan2816 Před 4 lety +3975

    Neighbor: I’m gonna poison your dog
    John Wick: you picked the wrong house fool!

  • @ravelinage
    @ravelinage Před 4 lety +1151

    Neighbour: I will poison your dog
    *JOHN WICK WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION.*

  • @shahraztung8686
    @shahraztung8686 Před 4 lety +132

    Neighbor: I’m gonna poison your dog
    Thanos: you picked the wrong house

    • @xplatypus516
      @xplatypus516 Před 3 lety +1

      The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

  • @swrdplay
    @swrdplay Před 4 lety +196

    "the callers keep referring to a mysterious crystal Kevin apparently possesses"
    maybe they just think Kevin's their drug dealer

    • @paulacoutts166
      @paulacoutts166 Před 4 lety +6

      KEVIN THE DEALER XD . 🤣🤣🤣

    • @b1tch_th4t_sh1ts
      @b1tch_th4t_sh1ts Před 4 lety +4

      Trueeee

    • @doggy7982
      @doggy7982 Před 4 lety +3

      I saw this comment on the exact time i was on that sentence of the video.

    • @Shardexe
      @Shardexe Před 4 lety +1

      Only Kevin and Jim Pickens can alter this comment

    • @neksus1746
      @neksus1746 Před 4 lety +2

      Omg you jus debunked that voicemail

  • @theimmortalgamer2571
    @theimmortalgamer2571 Před 4 lety +609

    Voicemail: I’m gonna poison your dog
    Me: *Calls Keanu Reeves*

    • @mintixxx5958
      @mintixxx5958 Před 4 lety +5

      TheImmortal Gamer is it weird that my friend is named Keanu Reeves?? he goes to my school lol

    • @abygaylee
      @abygaylee Před 4 lety +2

      TheImmortal Gamer call john wick

    • @MigolBigol
      @MigolBigol Před 4 lety +3

      Abygayle Marie you do know Keanu Reeves is the actor as John wick

    • @beetlebottom1036
      @beetlebottom1036 Před 4 lety +1

      More like John wick 🤣

    • @lispylulu
      @lispylulu Před 4 lety +1

      TheImmortal Gamer call mf PETA

  • @dalilacampos4951
    @dalilacampos4951 Před 5 lety +430

    Neighbour: "I will poison your dog"
    Me: *Goes outside with a AR-15 rifle* ..."You were saying bich?"

    • @kunalpandey3244
      @kunalpandey3244 Před 5 lety +3

      With the dog. You know with a lil cap.

    • @dalilacampos4951
      @dalilacampos4951 Před 5 lety +1

      @@kunalpandey3244 😂😂😂👌👌👌

    • @fatamandresalamandre7227
      @fatamandresalamandre7227 Před 5 lety +6

      One of my neighboors said that to me and i said with the accent of his voice 'i have a cat fooka'

    • @dalilacampos4951
      @dalilacampos4951 Před 5 lety +2

      @@fatamandresalamandre7227 Lmaooo😂

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 Před 5 lety +4

      neighbor:nah I should
      man:OK you dog dead
      neighbor:oh sh*t
      *FBI OPEN UP*
      Man:f**k

  • @ShamrockPancake727
    @ShamrockPancake727 Před 4 lety +121

    Neighbor guy: "I will poison your dog."
    Me: "So you have chosen death."

  • @suzziesmith6302
    @suzziesmith6302 Před 3 lety +83

    I am laughing at the Crystal voicemails. SOOO funny.

  • @AngelOrtega-ip5yf
    @AngelOrtega-ip5yf Před 4 lety +912

    I got the most terrifying voicemail
    "I'm telling ur dad when he gets home"

    • @GreenBeanMeme
      @GreenBeanMeme Před 4 lety +33

      Angel Ortega jokes on you my dad left 13 years ago

    • @moxxy8626
      @moxxy8626 Před 4 lety +7

      Ooooooo your in troooooouble

    • @cokolate2480
      @cokolate2480 Před 3 lety +5

      Well mine was , im telling your mom when i get home

    • @orange7912
      @orange7912 Před 3 lety +6

      My dad didn't get the milk. :(

    • @Satoruyay
      @Satoruyay Před 3 lety +2

      Peter P her
      Same

  • @quietspudlv8664
    @quietspudlv8664 Před 4 lety +734

    “Or I will poison him”
    Me: *uses mirror force*

    • @WysteriaASMR
      @WysteriaASMR Před 4 lety +6

      Me:*dovahkiin powers activated* you sure? I’ll shout you apart if you touch my dog

    • @h3llsp4wn38
      @h3llsp4wn38 Před 4 lety +8

      You activated my trap card!!!

    • @Rat-ec6ed
      @Rat-ec6ed Před 4 lety +3

      **UNO REVERSE CARD HAS APPEARED**
      Me: Hahahaha! Now the neighbor will be poisoned!

    • @astral_luminaire
      @astral_luminaire Před 4 lety +3

      Yugioh reference nice

    • @reneehall8763
      @reneehall8763 Před 4 lety +1

      SilentPotatoLv8 omg yes or magic cylinder

  • @Bluey66665
    @Bluey66665 Před 4 lety +96

    The one about the dog doesn't make me scared, it makes me freaking angry. I swear if someone harmed my dog I'd happily go to jail for stabbing the person 50 times

    • @Dr-Random
      @Dr-Random Před 3 lety +5

      I’d be putting withers and ender dragons all over their pathetic house.

    • @dumboy2751
      @dumboy2751 Před 3 lety +6

      FOR REALLL NO ONE MESSES WITH MY DOG

    • @Bignfluffy
      @Bignfluffy Před 3 lety +2

      @@dumboy2751 fr

    • @co-coearlandmartha9585
      @co-coearlandmartha9585 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Dr-Random if it were any cat I'd do the same

    • @filigall4124
      @filigall4124 Před 2 lety +2

      The ones who loves dogs are intelligent like them

  • @FavoredPizza
    @FavoredPizza Před 4 lety +194

    “I will poison your dog”
    Keanu Reeves has joined the chat

  • @nikitaaleksandra5046
    @nikitaaleksandra5046 Před 5 lety +823

    If anyone threatened my dog like that,, I swear to god they'd be catchin' these damn hands

    • @just_ashleylala1964
      @just_ashleylala1964 Před 5 lety +3

      Bro the way my sister said it, it sounding like the person would catch them damn hands

    • @flamer38544
      @flamer38544 Před 5 lety +9

      Go John Wick on them.

    • @yobber2991
      @yobber2991 Před 5 lety

      He looks adorable.

    • @nikitaaleksandra5046
      @nikitaaleksandra5046 Před 5 lety

      Woobadoob 199 the doggo in my propic is not my boye but you're right,, 10/10 that dog is v good

    • @Sleight-lq8qd
      @Sleight-lq8qd Před 5 lety +1

      An overactive imagination was s amazing, all I can picture is a dog warping through time and space to yeet it’s neighbor out a window

  • @emma_the_angel5284
    @emma_the_angel5284 Před 5 lety +3094

    You wanna know what's scarier than this?
    Waking up on Monday morning

    • @911zvinactive9
      @911zvinactive9 Před 5 lety +17

      BabyDollPhoenix 23 omg yeah it’s scary

    • @DaisesTmrw
      @DaisesTmrw Před 5 lety +41

      BabyDollPhoenix 23 You know what else? Burger King Foot Lettuce

    • @itzzingyt6591
      @itzzingyt6591 Před 5 lety +6

      No No No plzzz

    • @mouseconcafe
      @mouseconcafe Před 5 lety +14

      You wanna know something? That's not scary at all. ._.

    • @richyrodriguez2572
      @richyrodriguez2572 Před 5 lety +5

      Ya that n also going to work hung over lol 😂😂

  • @smudgedeholycat9908
    @smudgedeholycat9908 Před 4 lety +71

    Neighbor : I'm Going to poison your dog.
    My sister : Confused Screaming
    Me : Loads gun
    My Brother : Loads gun
    My Dad : You picked the wrong family.

  • @Plaindorito259
    @Plaindorito259 Před 4 lety +176

    Neighbor: I will poison your dog
    Me: ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ

    • @lolalolitta7528
      @lolalolitta7528 Před 4 lety +3

      How did u make the letters like that XD

    • @doodles5224
      @doodles5224 Před 4 lety +4

      @@lolalolitta7528 An App to change font on ur keyboard

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k Před 4 lety +8

      In Soviet Russia, dog poisons you

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k Před 3 lety

      @The Yandere Killer how is that a woosh?

    • @qwerty-fr4hr
      @qwerty-fr4hr Před 3 lety

      لأن الناس!

  • @jbj9124
    @jbj9124 Před 5 lety +768

    Neighbor: I’m going to poison your dog
    Me: Calls Thanos

  • @georgettejones3587
    @georgettejones3587 Před 4 lety +173

    Neighbor : I'm going to *POISON* your dog
    Me : *counting bullets*
    you messed with the wrong house Fool

  • @ltinker01
    @ltinker01 Před 4 lety +319

    The scariest voicemail is
    “ I’m turning off the wifi “

  • @rowynstopcommentingonmyacc5422

    Neighbor: I’m gonna poison your dog..
    Me: *grabs a pistol from the barn*
    Also me: *_W H A T - W A S - T H A T ?_*

    • @romangil4698
      @romangil4698 Před 3 lety

      It high noon

    • @dhclassicwasstolen
      @dhclassicwasstolen Před 3 lety

      You keep a pistol where someone could steal it so easily?

    • @midgy3484
      @midgy3484 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dhclassicwasstolen I mean, when I get my rifle I’ll keep it unloaded in my closet

    • @yanxoforb
      @yanxoforb Před 2 lety

      Ikr

  • @gataagil
    @gataagil Před 5 lety +3029

    neighbor: im going to poison your dog
    me: *loads AK47*
    im sorry, what did you say ?
    edit: im just checkin this and omfg, thank u fo the likes 🤣

  • @dtothej.81
    @dtothej.81 Před 4 lety +88

    Dog: *exists*
    Neighbor: Ima end this mans whole life

  • @goblnioooo4099
    @goblnioooo4099 Před 4 lety +16

    Man: I will poison your dog
    Me loading my shotgun: Hm? I couldn’t quite pick that up.

  • @godsbiggestfailure
    @godsbiggestfailure Před 4 lety +40

    "Or I will poison him"
    *pulls up in tank*
    Sir, can you repeat yourself?

  • @kaylad0esart286
    @kaylad0esart286 Před 5 lety +568

    “I will poison your dog”
    Me:
    **uno reverse**

  • @willcreage
    @willcreage Před 4 lety +729

    Rainbow granny is definitely a man. “Wish the paperboy would come by and bring me some good news....”

    • @aydenknowsbest-2921
      @aydenknowsbest-2921 Před 4 lety +12

      😂

    • @AyeWill-
      @AyeWill- Před 4 lety +30

      Herbert.......…………...……

    • @SlatedRacc
      @SlatedRacc Před 4 lety +18

      I've seen the episode in which that line is said
      Also "*angry message and swearing* (and then in the same message) Call me"

    • @epiwrath8
      @epiwrath8 Před 4 lety +15

      Herbert the pervert. Definitely.

    • @erichimself4229
      @erichimself4229 Před 4 lety +11

      Sounds like that old guy from family guy lol

  • @adrianadooki422
    @adrianadooki422 Před 4 lety +49

    8:21
    “ number 10, a ghost in a machine “
    * The songs Stay Calm and Death By Glamour debate on who will start to play *

    • @CnDpops
      @CnDpops Před 3 lety +3

      Metatton and freddys gang.

    • @lucygallardo759
      @lucygallardo759 Před 3 lety

      @@CnDpops They played TDWP's "Texas is South"

    • @joniroxanne96
      @joniroxanne96 Před 3 lety

      🎵 We are spirits
      In the material world. 🎵 😄

    • @widow216
      @widow216 Před 2 lety

      🅽🆄🅼🅱🅴🆁 15 🅲🅾🅲🅺

  • @sweet_xdolans8683
    @sweet_xdolans8683 Před 3 lety +17

    Neighbor- *"I will poison your dog.."
    Me- "ASCUSE ME?..." *Loads M79 Grenade Launcher*

  • @yajdnanej790
    @yajdnanej790 Před 4 lety +139

    Neighbour: * making a voicemail * " I'm gonna posion your dog " * John Cena right before neighbour sends the voicemail *John: " ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT "

    • @alteragent
      @alteragent Před 4 lety +2

      You meant John Wick

    • @58kacherrecords6
      @58kacherrecords6 Před 4 lety +1

      @some human are you big chuggs ':^{

    • @reprterreprtrshutupstupid4381
      @reprterreprtrshutupstupid4381 Před 2 lety

      Neighbour: * making a voicemail * " I'm gonna posion your dog " * John Cena right before neighbour sends the voicemail *John: " ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT "

  • @monkipoop
    @monkipoop Před 5 lety +1554

    neighbor im gonna poison your dog
    me: *loads gun* are you sure about that

  • @babytrea6475
    @babytrea6475 Před 4 lety +33

    I got the most scariest voicemail the school calling home to suspend me

  • @vezziGD
    @vezziGD Před 3 lety +28

    The crystal one sounds like two drunk friends who tried ti voice mail other drunk friend but sent it on the wrong numer since they are drunk.

    • @dhclassicwasstolen
      @dhclassicwasstolen Před 3 lety +3

      Sounds a lot like an inside joke, so probably.

    • @reprterreprtrshutupstupid4381
      @reprterreprtrshutupstupid4381 Před 2 lety

      The crystal one sounds like two drunk friends who tried ti voice mail other drunk friend but sent it on the wrong numer since they are drunk.

  • @thanos9537
    @thanos9537 Před 5 lety +439

    *Gets random voicemails all the time*
    *Laughs nervously while deleting them all*
    I'm not taking chances...

    • @ryangooch7824
      @ryangooch7824 Před 5 lety +1

      Thiiiiiiiis!!!! I have so many I haven’t listened to and now I’m not going to. 😂

    • @loveu435
      @loveu435 Před 5 lety

      Same i listen to them and one of them was straight jisy screams and i listened to it at work and my boss thought it was a prank

    • @xxdholmesxx7947
      @xxdholmesxx7947 Před 5 lety

      Ye

    • @donnabrahamworsley5857
      @donnabrahamworsley5857 Před 5 lety +3

      U HAVE 1 EMAIL FROM *_666_*

    • @sandor139
      @sandor139 Před 5 lety +1

      I never listening mine LOL

  • @hazetiva
    @hazetiva Před 4 lety +360

    “Rainbow Granny loves ya baby”
    Herbert the pervert

    • @isaiahlee4847
      @isaiahlee4847 Před 4 lety +4

      Constitutional American FBI wants to know your location

    • @sheeriooo
      @sheeriooo Před 4 lety +1

      Yes

    • @Taylor-gh1jl
      @Taylor-gh1jl Před 4 lety

      Yes baba baba I love my rainbow granny ya baba baba I love my baba herbert the pervert

    • @genesismierly9288
      @genesismierly9288 Před 4 lety

      Constitutional American yasssssss xD

    • @liliummoonbeam4465
      @liliummoonbeam4465 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Taylor-gh1jl LMFAO baba is what we call a pacifier

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 Před 3 lety +20

    10:13 “(name) I needed to talk with you, this is (name). When you get the chance, call me as soon as possible... okay”
    This is just a speculation tho

  • @marcussimon2658
    @marcussimon2658 Před 4 lety +32

    Neighbor: I will poison your dog
    Me: hold my beer

  • @parker9085
    @parker9085 Před 5 lety +214

    if you threatened my dog, you'd be catching hands binch

  • @emaanali5295
    @emaanali5295 Před 5 lety +404

    “I will poison your dog”
    Dog: *holds a massive gun*”are you sure about that”
    Runs away

    • @skadoosh2474
      @skadoosh2474 Před 5 lety +1

      har Di har

    • @Aaron_bby
      @Aaron_bby Před 5 lety +5

      *Peta has joined the chat*

    • @bigphatjuicy7470
      @bigphatjuicy7470 Před 5 lety +1

      K

    • @Polo-bh5px
      @Polo-bh5px Před 5 lety +3

      I like dogs. Thet neighbor is a asshole he should have got arrested We all like are dogs and cats

    • @Polo-bh5px
      @Polo-bh5px Před 5 lety +2

      Be nice to your pets 😸 cats and dogs 🐕

  • @joshl6082
    @joshl6082 Před 4 lety +48

    chills: * hears a knock *
    chills: as you see here... monsters are real

    • @Imhomophobicjk
      @Imhomophobicjk Před 3 lety +2

      Is it weird that I read Chills in his voice out loud

    • @joshl6082
      @joshl6082 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Imhomophobicjk nope

    • @Imhomophobicjk
      @Imhomophobicjk Před 3 lety +1

      @@joshl6082 what are you doing up?

    • @joshl6082
      @joshl6082 Před 3 lety

      @@Imhomophobicjk crying over a girl who cheated on me with my best friend wbu?

    • @Imhomophobicjk
      @Imhomophobicjk Před 3 lety

      @@joshl6082 oof I'm sorry bro. I am binge watching a show that i have already seen many times before

  • @meatdynethemeatdying5586
    @meatdynethemeatdying5586 Před 4 lety +11

    "Or I will poison your dog"
    Me: snaps his neck

  • @edouardsnootie4533
    @edouardsnootie4533 Před 5 lety +171

    Man on machine: don't answer the door, no matter what you do.
    *hears knock at door*
    Me: MAMA CALL THE COPS.

  • @snowflakegamer12
    @snowflakegamer12 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Neighbor: “I’m gonna poison your dog”
    Me: *”calls John wick”*

  • @crazayhazay
    @crazayhazay Před 3 lety +7

    9:07
    nice heavy metal singing

  • @arelymoreno5555
    @arelymoreno5555 Před 4 lety +1047

    No one literally no one
    99% of comments : "I’m going to poison your dog"

  • @tristanaleksandrov451
    @tristanaleksandrov451 Před 5 lety +582

    Mom: It's Bedtime.
    Kid:Please One More Video.
    27 Minutes Later.
    *Kid:Can I Sleep In Your Room?*

  • @helpmereach2ksubsbeforemar923

    My daughter has talked about 'Chills' for so long, and finally she's got me, her Mama, addicted too! We love your work Chills!

  • @SlatedRacc
    @SlatedRacc Před 4 lety +36

    Neighbor: threatens my dog
    Me: uno reverse card
    Neighbor's mind: it was at this moment he knew,
    He screwed up

  • @kimberlysohrenssen7362
    @kimberlysohrenssen7362 Před 5 lety +358

    Once I thought I called my mom and we have an inside joke about saying “get in my van” in a voice like Herbert’s from Family Guy. So I did it on a voicemail and I called the wrong number and this lady called and was like “uh.... who are you..” and I instantly realized what I did and was like “oh... I’m so sorry.... it’s an inside joke with my mom....Wrong number.”
    She laughed and said everything was okay and that made me happy that she understood me.

    • @potatosoup6960
      @potatosoup6960 Před 5 lety +9

      before I clicked to read more I was about to comment FBI should be knocking that door pretty soon

    • @kimberlysohrenssen7362
      @kimberlysohrenssen7362 Před 5 lety +1

      DA CREEPER 2005 GAMING lol I would say the same 😂👌

    • @tamasbrad2395
      @tamasbrad2395 Před 5 lety +1

      Cute and studying

    • @michellefoster8370
      @michellefoster8370 Před 5 lety +4

      That is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😁😅😅😅😅😅😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😁😂

    • @brok3n542
      @brok3n542 Před 5 lety

      Lol

  • @Fear_Chaelz
    @Fear_Chaelz Před 5 lety +389

    Man:I will poison your dog
    Me:*loads flamethrower* I’m sorry say that again I have hearing problems

    • @VhantomCranky
      @VhantomCranky Před 4 lety +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bubbaisweird
      @bubbaisweird Před 4 lety +6

      no use *UNO REVERSE CARD*

    • @WysteriaASMR
      @WysteriaASMR Před 4 lety +2

      Duolingo Bird I would say something but I got a streak in French and I’m afraid

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 Před 4 lety +2

      @@duolingobird2934 I did my Spanish lessons, I will do a another one in Spanish

    • @kingcookie9777
      @kingcookie9777 Před 4 lety +1

      Chael Hentges Gahahaha

  • @fuck1296
    @fuck1296 Před 3 lety +13

    This one is actually terrifying, I can’t watch it in this dark ass living room alone, sorry chills

  • @gourigupta592
    @gourigupta592 Před 4 lety +419

    When I heard “Rainbow Granny,” I thought of a LGBTQ granny 😂

  • @aves_baves4694
    @aves_baves4694 Před 5 lety +575

    If someone hurts my doggo I hurt them

    • @mr.beefyboidoody3539
      @mr.beefyboidoody3539 Před 5 lety +13

      Dude someone hurts my dog they get there limbs ripped off one at a time.

    • @jlcblue21
      @jlcblue21 Před 5 lety +6

      I'd bash there brains in

    • @nayeli7722
      @nayeli7722 Před 5 lety +6

      Anyone touch my doggo... Imma hurt/hit them!

    • @Rossgang76
      @Rossgang76 Před 5 lety +4

      Avery Stephens Heck yeah no hurting doggos

    • @PrakticalYT
      @PrakticalYT Před 5 lety +3

      Don’t hurt Louis/violet or I’ll hurt YOU..
      Alvin Junior-

  • @FaDeZippyy
    @FaDeZippyy Před 5 lety +318

    Cover me boys, im going full screen, if i dont come back, call my rainbow granny

  • @segshaverbd8161
    @segshaverbd8161 Před 4 lety +55

    Random dude: “I’m gonna poison your do-“ me: *sends nukes to him*

  • @mastervulture4252
    @mastervulture4252 Před 4 lety +7

    Think the oddest thing with phone calls that had ever happened to me was, once we ordered in and I had used my phone to call but somehow they called my roommate who’s number they did not have. We still have no idea how this happened. Creepy to this day.

  • @cresha8779
    @cresha8779 Před 4 lety +496

    *"The Crystal!"*
    *"The Crystal!"*
    *"Cr-Crystal!"*
    😭

    • @PieJuice
      @PieJuice Před 4 lety +12

      Sounds like lord of the rings exept lord of the crystals

    • @cartermunday8249
      @cartermunday8249 Před 4 lety +9

      The dark crystal tv show/movie?

    • @BuckStedmanTV
      @BuckStedmanTV Před 4 lety +3

      crystal method - trip like i do
      listen to the beginning of that song and u will see where they got the subject matter for this prank call

    • @blue_berry4195
      @blue_berry4195 Před 4 lety +3

      Sounds like a beginning to a rap

    • @Omega17656
      @Omega17656 Před 3 lety +2

      Yaaasss 😭😭😭

  • @dinozclub1048
    @dinozclub1048 Před 4 lety +314

    neighbor: i'm gonna poison ur dog
    me: my dog died last year.

  • @ahmedakram5711
    @ahmedakram5711 Před 4 lety +6

    Rainbow granny; I miss u Peter
    Peter: no thanks

  • @Random_Froggy
    @Random_Froggy Před 3 lety +2

    Neighbor: ima poison your dog
    Me a uno master: Pulls out uno reverse card

  • @rancidrylan5460
    @rancidrylan5460 Před 6 lety +131

    The pictures were more scary than the stories

    • @ScoutingWarFighter02
      @ScoutingWarFighter02 Před 6 lety +1

      Rylan Herring true the one about num 14 is terrifying

    • @azraily1
      @azraily1 Před 6 lety +4

      I read this as there was just a stock iphone, and high me was like "ahh corporate"

    • @snowshower4415
      @snowshower4415 Před 5 lety

      Yes... I was so very scared...

  • @sunshinefine1886
    @sunshinefine1886 Před 4 lety +141

    8 is so hilarious. Imagine leaving someone a whole ass voicemail just to say "I'm an incel"

  • @ashleyhitachiin7257
    @ashleyhitachiin7257 Před 3 lety +11

    Whenever I listen to this I think of the time years back when I got a weird voicemail from an unknown number. I didn't pick up and when I checked the voicemail there was silence for a moment or two followed by a whisper "Now." Then the caller hung up. To this day I have no idea who it was, what had been going on or why the call was made. I am just left in the dark.

    • @reprterreprtrshutupstupid4381
      @reprterreprtrshutupstupid4381 Před 2 lety +1

      Whenever I listen to this I think of the time years back when I got a weird voicemail from an unknown number. I didn't pick up and when I checked the voicemail there was silence for a moment or two followed by a whisper "Now." Then the caller hung up. To this day I have no idea who it was, what had been going on or why the call was made. I am just left in the dark.

  • @mrsain19
    @mrsain19 Před 4 měsíci +2

    ive definitely gotten a handful of random ass creepy voicemails over the decades. i wish i still had recordings of them all.

  • @skinny138
    @skinny138 Před 4 lety +190

    Neighbour: I’m gonna poison your dog
    John wick: *very poor choice of words*

  • @seanvillanueva1431
    @seanvillanueva1431 Před 4 lety +11

    almost everyone in the comment: i will poison your dog
    me: watching this video 0.25x gets me so bored

  • @LC_-id9wy
    @LC_-id9wy Před 3 lety +3

    Neighbor: I’m going to poison your dog.
    Me: Drives up his driveway in a tank.
    Neighbor: It’s just a prank bro.

  • @bryansai6819
    @bryansai6819 Před 6 lety +77

    Legend has it the rainbow granny is still waiting on them purple flowers

  • @numb7556
    @numb7556 Před 4 lety +529

    I know what is the most scary thing?
    40 sheets of math home work

  • @anthonycafferkey8357
    @anthonycafferkey8357 Před 4 lety +3

    Neighbour: I’m gonna poison your dog
    Me: Dad this isn’t funny anymore you’re creeping me out 😂😂😂

  • @hossysmom1
    @hossysmom1 Před 4 lety +52

    The last thing you want in your McDonald’s burger is foot fungus

    • @winterdays.
      @winterdays. Před 3 lety +6

      But as it turns out, that might be what you gÆt

    • @evangelineiadonisi7669
      @evangelineiadonisi7669 Před 3 lety

      I have one quick question for you Did this happen to you?

    • @dechenbloom9639
      @dechenbloom9639 Před 3 lety +1

      WhO PuT ThEsE RaTs iN My rAvIoLi, i dIdN't oRdEr rAt-ViOlI.

    • @misslula2276
      @misslula2276 Před 3 lety

      If I saw this in my house I would stomp on it until it was a brown stain

    • @Imhomophobicjk
      @Imhomophobicjk Před 3 lety

      But as it turns out... That might be what you get... That lives in my brain rent free

  • @audreysportsman2437
    @audreysportsman2437 Před 5 lety +357

    I think the pictures scare me more than the actual voicemails XD

  • @ace6645
    @ace6645 Před 5 lety +264

    im sorry but
    i can’t take “rainbow granny” seriously with a name like rAiNbOw gRaNnY 😂

    • @johnchase4408
      @johnchase4408 Před 4 lety +3

      @@tindrew11 you beat me to it.

    • @smoll.dregen1988
      @smoll.dregen1988 Před 4 lety +7

      *IT'S RAINBOW GRANNY TIME*

    • @sarahlovee4229
      @sarahlovee4229 Před 4 lety +2

      Really? Rainbow granny seems like a petafile (that's not spelled right) name if I've ever heard one

    • @brakeatflakee
      @brakeatflakee Před 4 lety +1

      @@sarahlovee4229 uh is the word 'Pedophile' by any chance?

    • @memequeen763
      @memequeen763 Před 4 lety

      r/boneappletea

  • @xxipeachxx7007
    @xxipeachxx7007 Před 4 lety +12

    Okay, if someone told me they would poison my dog I would literally give them the reverse card. Like XD

  • @willmarsh7567
    @willmarsh7567 Před 4 lety +3

    chris just talks to people like halaaaww, what is aaaaappp

  • @MysticMimikyu355
    @MysticMimikyu355 Před 6 lety +4136

    Where's burger king foot lettuce

  • @antagonisingbison287
    @antagonisingbison287 Před 4 lety +160

    Man:”I will poison ur dog”
    Me:* gets uno reverse card * *rIgHt bAcK At yOu bUcKaRoO*

  • @Wumbonington
    @Wumbonington Před 3 lety +3

    "You will most certainly react."
    That is the most vague thing I've ever heard.

  • @talking_dog3829
    @talking_dog3829 Před 3 lety +5

    The last voicemail I received (from an actual person not a scam bot) was an elderly man saying Debra (I’m assuming that’s his wife) will be missing her appointment because Debra was having dierria, funniest voicemail I have ever received XD

  • @californiasapper
    @californiasapper Před 4 lety +63

    Me: watching this video
    Me: jumps on the bed instead walking to my bed

  • @PhantomOfDarkness
    @PhantomOfDarkness Před 6 lety +2131

    chill's voice is the best mail ever.

  • @reyesdeanna27
    @reyesdeanna27 Před 3 lety +2

    The creepiest voice call ever to exist: Seeing 24 missed calls from mom and she left a voice mail

    • @elizabethedwards452
      @elizabethedwards452 Před 3 lety

      Yup I know that feeling

    • @reyesdeanna27
      @reyesdeanna27 Před 3 lety

      @@elizabethedwards452 Ikr? hahaha this commrnt was 3 months ago nice to have someone replyiny

  • @LousanityOfTheBorealValley

    Neighbor: I Will Poison Your Dog
    Me: UNO REVERSE CARD

  • @smoll.dregen1988
    @smoll.dregen1988 Před 4 lety +222

    *currently has voicemails I haven't listened to yet*
    Ah yesssss this video right here shall be perfect.

  • @Gugulagil
    @Gugulagil Před 4 lety +2

    Neighbor: I'm gonna poison your dog
    **JOHN WICK JOINED THE CHAT**

  • @lovelyinthalys1308
    @lovelyinthalys1308 Před 3 lety +15

    my voicemail that scared the frick out of me:
    "you have no food in your fridge mam"

  • @hiypez182
    @hiypez182 Před 5 lety +1633

    I be reading the comments so I don't get so scared
    ....
    who with me

  • @JimJim354
    @JimJim354 Před 4 lety +10

    The crystal is a force powerful enough to banish cthulhu and destroy him

  • @theravenking1235
    @theravenking1235 Před 2 lety +2

    The main thing that I love about these videos is the guys voice work. It sounds like he has a head cold, which makes the scary videos easier to watch. Lol

  • @nextlevelbjj3083
    @nextlevelbjj3083 Před 5 lety +221

    Rainbow 🌈 Granny loves 💕 ya baby

    • @z00n39
      @z00n39 Před 5 lety +5

      Find TheGap aww I love you to gram gram❤️

    • @yobber2991
      @yobber2991 Před 5 lety +2

      Someone stole your comment

    • @mango3471
      @mango3471 Před 5 lety +1

      😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢✝✝✝✝✝✝ please no...

    • @TheeZombieDinosaurs
      @TheeZombieDinosaurs Před 5 lety +4

      lol because your picture is the maid from family guy is making me read this comment in her voice which made it even better for me XD

    • @thunderlightning1980
      @thunderlightning1980 Před 5 lety

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @user-ip2yl3pe2c
    @user-ip2yl3pe2c Před 5 lety +35

    “Please press 1 to replay this Voicemail” nah I think I’m good lol

  • @kallmekio
    @kallmekio Před 3 lety +3

    “I will poison him”
    John wick: “i would like to see u try”

  • @leonzrilic6693
    @leonzrilic6693 Před 4 lety

    Your channel is the best. I never saw a video like this that begins immediately without intro

  • @postl3
    @postl3 Před 5 lety +59

    grandma stop leaving me voicemails at this time of night.

  • @Who-iu5yt
    @Who-iu5yt Před 5 lety +453

    75% burger king foot lettuce
    20% stuff about rainbow granny
    3% sum memes about stuff
    2% 2018 anyone?

  • @Adam-XL
    @Adam-XL Před 4 lety +7

    3:25 "spoken by an overly deranged individual" lol, what exactly is an acceptable level of derangement?

  • @soniagarcia7758
    @soniagarcia7758 Před 5 lety +240

    Cover me Boys im Going Full Screen.

  • @TU5M505
    @TU5M505 Před 4 lety +131

    SCARY VOICE MAIL 😱😱😱
    Son I got an email from your teacher saying you have missing assignments

  • @gotchardfan2024
    @gotchardfan2024 Před 9 měsíci +2

    "Dickerson" bruh
    - 💀

  • @Rat-ec6ed
    @Rat-ec6ed Před 4 lety +217

    99.9% of the comments: **Talking about the neighbor saying "I'm gonna poison your dog"**
    00.1% of the comments: **Talking about the video**