Best of Quagmire Part 3 (Not for snowflakes) Offensive Family Guy

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  • čas přidán 10. 11. 2022
  • In this video, we'll take a look at some of the more controversial jokes in the show, including the unforgettable Quagmires funny and offensive moments. . If you're curious about how offensive family guy is, then be sure to watch this video!
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  • @familyguyspeter855
    @familyguyspeter855  Před 4 měsíci +10

    czcams.com/video/ylbDMn3qVOY/video.html This is my Second Channel. Show some love and some suggestions on how I can make it better. Thank You for watching

  • @Ieatpaper69
    @Ieatpaper69 Před rokem +2537

    I love how he’s the only one nice to meg

  • @pogboy419
    @pogboy419 Před 8 měsíci +180

    Quagmire is probably the main reason the show is good

  • @3LJ3F3
    @3LJ3F3 Před rokem +812

    "Don't rape it back, rape It Forward" OMG they really push the edges don't they?

    • @shivangipandey838
      @shivangipandey838 Před rokem +5

      what does it mean?

    • @JaneDoe-xi1sn
      @JaneDoe-xi1sn Před rokem +1

      @@shivangipandey838 i don't know

    • @stary3735
      @stary3735 Před rokem +51

      @@shivangipandey838 I think its a play on words for 'dont pay it back', 'pay it forward', as in pay to those less fortunate than yourself

    • @Bathtubcrocodile
      @Bathtubcrocodile Před rokem

      @@shivangipandey838 It means he is proud of spreading rapist behaviour to a younger generation.

    • @MP-tz2yn
      @MP-tz2yn Před rokem +2

      @@stary3735 obviously

  • @ThatOneWeirdKid-lz1ut
    @ThatOneWeirdKid-lz1ut Před rokem +1303

    Quagmire casually talking to Meg about school as he gives her roofies which he knows are going to be used for something illegal just made me laugh my ass off

    • @haku7335
      @haku7335 Před 11 měsíci +19

      Quagmires da goat. Taking care of meg while shw grows a real woman.

    • @Bigrignohio
      @Bigrignohio Před 11 měsíci +23

      Ironically (or not) he is the only one that seems to care about Meg.

    • @davepappas5215
      @davepappas5215 Před 10 měsíci +19

      I loved it when Glenn said... "oh, I know what they're for"

    • @jen.gilder
      @jen.gilder Před 8 měsíci +3

      😂

    • @MysticRL
      @MysticRL Před 5 měsíci +5

      It's almost as if Quagmire is a really sweet person, who happens to have a bit of a rapist problem.

  • @jacktracey8927
    @jacktracey8927 Před rokem +448

    7:23 Bro can't even finish the sentence without laughing... 💀💀💀

  • @braden2928
    @braden2928 Před rokem +327

    “U probably just bought me an extra three minutes” 😂😂😂

  • @wrjazziel
    @wrjazziel Před rokem +464

    Let me grab my keys, had me dying! LMAO 🤣

  • @murozman
    @murozman Před rokem +327

    The red carpet one was absolutely hilarious 😂.

    • @tsaebrm3226
      @tsaebrm3226 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Yeah when I first watched it I was a bit younger, but now I get it…

    • @audiolatte
      @audiolatte Před 11 měsíci +4

      same, I literally almost choked on the food I was eating. Freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @Methylated_
      @Methylated_ Před 6 měsíci

      Imagine quagmires visuals hearing that🤣😂😭

  • @acosilicon
    @acosilicon Před rokem +837

    "I know you're not a virgo" his chance of being right nowadays is 99%.

    • @jillconner5062
      @jillconner5062 Před rokem +41

      From down here you look like a Pisces. Because he could see up her dress!

    • @lonewarrior1549
      @lonewarrior1549 Před rokem +8

      @@jillconner5062 LOL 😆

    • @giorgiogiorgetti3939
      @giorgiogiorgetti3939 Před rokem +9

      99.99%

    • @acosilicon
      @acosilicon Před rokem +10

      @@andrewkomaniecki6553 lol it looks like you don't get the joke.

    • @acosilicon
      @acosilicon Před rokem +21

      @@andrewkomaniecki6553 Hookup culture is widespread and with the widespread of contraceptives available, people are more sexually free.
      So they tend to sleep around. Since it is easier for women to find sexual partners -- hence the joke in Family Guy. The show is all about making fun of social media, pop-culture and other general trend in society.

  • @pernilongoajato1235
    @pernilongoajato1235 Před rokem +124

    7:20 something tells me this part of quagmire’s speech was a voice actor’s actual response, and someone decided it should go in the cartoon.

    • @alig.20
      @alig.20 Před rokem +21

      Its Seth himself, and I dont think his laugh sounds like that.

  • @happinessed
    @happinessed Před rokem +126

    “I should’ve given you more siblings” 💀

  • @ObsessiveSceneKidX3
    @ObsessiveSceneKidX3 Před rokem +52

    7:24 his laugh sounds kinda genuine

  • @Hairysteed
    @Hairysteed Před 8 měsíci +53

    2:15 would've actually been funnier if he'd had the keys in his left hand.

  • @abhinavdubba7667
    @abhinavdubba7667 Před rokem +498

    Who else but quadratic formula?

    • @savio3175
      @savio3175 Před rokem +36

      (-b +- √b^2 - 4ac) /2a

    • @agmati8075
      @agmati8075 Před rokem +4

      Learn to complete squares or whatever it's called in english, all my homies hate the quadratic formula, it motivates not thinking 💀

    • @abhinavdubba7667
      @abhinavdubba7667 Před rokem +3

      @@agmati8075 🤓

    • @Kim.Ju-ae
      @Kim.Ju-ae Před rokem +1

      Himmler 👍🏻👍🏻💪🏼💪🏼

    • @theorangeapple5851
      @theorangeapple5851 Před rokem +1

      @@agmati8075 its called factoring or smt i think

  • @ComicuzaoCartoons
    @ComicuzaoCartoons Před rokem +104

    8:25 marge had a bad time with quagmire

    • @Airdavr09
      @Airdavr09 Před měsícem +1

      She liked that though 3x

  • @martingundelach4915
    @martingundelach4915 Před rokem +296

    The last clap contest had me dying

  • @ibvby_gucci3101
    @ibvby_gucci3101 Před rokem +37

    2:47 *GIRAFITY*

  • @trevorramballe2826
    @trevorramballe2826 Před rokem +472

    How can anyone not love this show?

    • @trevorramballe2826
      @trevorramballe2826 Před rokem +1

      @whatlol Ahh true

    • @Kim.Ju-ae
      @Kim.Ju-ae Před rokem

      Abortion is immoral and disgusting 👎🏻👎🏻🤮

    • @true80schild
      @true80schild Před rokem +28

      Easy, all the person needs is more than 5 brain cells

    • @BestMarsh
      @BestMarsh Před rokem +38

      ​@@true80schild I really don't know the need to say it is a dumb show. It's just not your type of show, go watch your Backyardigans and let people like their things

    • @true80schild
      @true80schild Před rokem +12

      @ Katsuki, Let me get this straight, fans of a show which has the main premise of being offensive should not themselves be the subject of an offensive comment less they become offended. Stupid is as stupid does, and fyi my favorite comedies are Fraiser, Fawlty Towers, South Park, Brooklyn 99, sheet, even Sienfield made me laugh once.

  • @drfaisalkamal1275
    @drfaisalkamal1275 Před rokem +209

    The dad realization 😂

  • @ygorcampos2883
    @ygorcampos2883 Před rokem +34

    6:04 that shit destroyed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sophiesagheb6380
    @sophiesagheb6380 Před rokem +26

    7:23 bro breaking character💀

  • @roseredmayne
    @roseredmayne Před 8 měsíci +18

    The "I always use a condom" and him laughing made me laugh out loud

  • @flashahhasavedeveryoneofus2824

    The red carpet line 🤣

  • @vaibhavawasthii
    @vaibhavawasthii Před rokem +25

    4:20 they gave him the absolute power in the palm of his hand

  • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
    @TheAutumnWind_RN4L Před 7 měsíci +10

    0:07 at least he didn't say from down there she smelled like a Pisces.

  • @JebMotorsport
    @JebMotorsport Před 7 měsíci +5

    7:12 "Is your watch paralysed too?" hilarious

  • @dakotasavage2192
    @dakotasavage2192 Před 10 měsíci +42

    The Simpsons one is actually Seth MacFarlane retaliating for Peter Griffin being seen in the Simpsons like he’s wanted for some crime or some thing which I mean Seth’s reaction was pretty extreme

    • @RCAvhstape
      @RCAvhstape Před 9 měsíci +12

      It's an assassination of Marge's character, she'd never be unfaithful!

    • @tio_john
      @tio_john Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@RCAvhstapeagree but it was funny

  • @RedKingdom09
    @RedKingdom09 Před rokem +30

    0:36 I DIDNT EVEN WATCH A MINUTE💀💀

  • @Brunito2010_mkay
    @Brunito2010_mkay Před 8 měsíci +14

    7:24 - 7:30 the cleanest most realistic laugh I’ve ever heard

  • @tacticalmattfoley
    @tacticalmattfoley Před rokem +98

    This was fantastic. Well done, sir!

  • @Penguin24766
    @Penguin24766 Před rokem +58

    "Oh I know what they are for honey " xD best of Quagmire

  • @ohnobro4760
    @ohnobro4760 Před rokem +25

    “Giggidy gig- wup just pooped a little” 💀

  • @PS-zw4yc
    @PS-zw4yc Před 11 měsíci +10

    The Simpson s ad @8:03. Quagmire jumps in and I doubt would air today

  • @billakers6082
    @billakers6082 Před rokem +101

    Glen's a hero to airline pilots everywhere.

  • @okriz2185
    @okriz2185 Před rokem +47

    Peter is the only one other than stewie that started smart and ended dumb.

  • @Xx_jarnooo_xX
    @Xx_jarnooo_xX Před 11 měsíci +15

    7:50 The cut off killed me fr

  • @princeabadi2450
    @princeabadi2450 Před rokem +31

    the let me get my keys 🤣🤣

  • @goodboy02network90
    @goodboy02network90 Před 9 měsíci +4

    “Dad, coffee?”
    “I wish I had given you more siblings, Glenn.”
    Lol

  • @pilotm6572
    @pilotm6572 Před rokem +108

    8:24 is where I absolutely lost it

  • @MrFerny316
    @MrFerny316 Před rokem +57

    3:45 "I like eating red carpet!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sometimes I wish my wife could man handle me like Lois did to Peter 😬😏 giggity

  • @jaylene.turner6524
    @jaylene.turner6524 Před rokem +79

    Seth MacFarlane is a talented man!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cheese3536
    @Cheese3536 Před 11 měsíci +10

    9:08 we all know what round two is

  • @markfairbanks3533
    @markfairbanks3533 Před rokem +39

    "I can't believe she's already 18"
    How did you leave out the darkest one?

    • @Potato_tomato47
      @Potato_tomato47 Před 10 měsíci +6

      What about
      “How old are you”
      “Sixteen”
      “Eighteen? Your first.”
      “MOOOM”
      “I like where this is going giggity giggity giggity”

    • @lucask4377
      @lucask4377 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I've honestly never fully understood this joke

    • @markfairbanks3533
      @markfairbanks3533 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@lucask4377 it isway too dark, it might be better you don't understand

  • @michaelweiskopf7771
    @michaelweiskopf7771 Před rokem +34

    4:01 this scene had me dying !!!

  • @wolf3515
    @wolf3515 Před 9 měsíci +5

    2:33 ooo glenn a-

  • @grandmasterpo4067
    @grandmasterpo4067 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Dead pan straight face "I wish I had given you more siblings Glenn" lmfao

  • @Intergalactro_Production
    @Intergalactro_Production Před 11 měsíci +6

    3:58 Ladies and gentlemen, Glenn Quagmire has a new invention: the Giga-Gun 😂😂😂

  • @enderlukegaming7313
    @enderlukegaming7313 Před rokem +34

    I swear Quagmire might be a sex creep, but he's got a Lotta respect for Lois and Meg, maybe some other women

    • @gavinvalentino6002
      @gavinvalentino6002 Před rokem +3

      I feel like right about now you need to be reminded *they're all cartoon characters and aren't actual people.*

    • @jillconner5062
      @jillconner5062 Před rokem +3

      The worse you treat them. The more they like you!

    • @HAHApunk..
      @HAHApunk.. Před rokem +5

      @@jillconner5062 what 💀💀

    • @wickedblade4751
      @wickedblade4751 Před rokem +8

      No he's just being manipulative. He treats certain women differently/better because he knows his usual tactics don't work on them. At the end of the day its just a means to hook up with them.

    • @elpiedra1596
      @elpiedra1596 Před 6 měsíci

      @@HAHApunk.. He is right.

  • @boltthunder2061
    @boltthunder2061 Před 7 měsíci +4

    5:20 damn Peter Joe and Quaqmire looked so pale back in the day

  • @dylanspencer3270
    @dylanspencer3270 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Baby quagmires hair standing up 💀💀💀

  • @ricklipford8762
    @ricklipford8762 Před rokem +13

    Love the garter belt and stocking scene

  • @noobaplay9354
    @noobaplay9354 Před rokem +11

    4:01 and you're welcome 😉😂

  • @jerelcheek5112
    @jerelcheek5112 Před rokem +34

    She made Glenn’s head around with one slap

  • @theastonvillaseal585
    @theastonvillaseal585 Před 6 měsíci +5

    2:20 o nah

  • @jimbanter
    @jimbanter Před rokem +31

    Dad at the end was the best!

  • @jahlynthebackhoeengine4042
    @jahlynthebackhoeengine4042 Před 7 měsíci +3

    1:58 Being at a concert be like:

  • @Sirkento
    @Sirkento Před rokem +20

    With all the other humor in this video why is The Giggity machine gun so funny!?🤣

  • @doktertjiftjaf5186
    @doktertjiftjaf5186 Před 10 měsíci +3

    "tough girl, made it into work" 😂

  • @kriptichris1503
    @kriptichris1503 Před rokem +15

    3:52 😂

  • @andrewbyrnes6389
    @andrewbyrnes6389 Před 8 měsíci +3

    “Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay”

  • @JB-pt7sr
    @JB-pt7sr Před rokem +7

    Everything about this show I find offensive and I love it

  • @theguybehindyourshowercurt698

    1:30 isn't quagmire like 70? He would be about 20 when that scene took place

    • @Jesseuer
      @Jesseuer Před rokem

      Nah

    • @theguybehindyourshowercurt698
      @theguybehindyourshowercurt698 Před rokem

      @@Jesseuer yes he is in another episode he revealed he was about 60 years old go to now and he would've aged 10 years meaning quagmire is around 70 years old

    • @theguybehindyourshowercurt698
      @theguybehindyourshowercurt698 Před rokem +1

      @@Jesseuer just looked it up glenn quagmire was born in 1948. He's 75

    • @crimson6952
      @crimson6952 Před rokem

      @@theguybehindyourshowercurt698 I thought he was middle aged

  • @danielnoah7719
    @danielnoah7719 Před rokem +8

    5:38 🤣🤣🤣🤡

  • @didybopintitys
    @didybopintitys Před 8 měsíci +1

    Never realized till recently how much Stewie and Glenn’s voices are in the same range, as compared to Peter and Brian.

  • @duchessofautumn
    @duchessofautumn Před 5 měsíci +1

    5:35 My favourite family guy segment

  • @salemsallem8310
    @salemsallem8310 Před rokem +6

    3:58 lol

  • @TestTest-io4ib
    @TestTest-io4ib Před 10 měsíci +3

    Linus Van Pelt gets to tell Quagmire that on Halloween night, the "Great Pumpkin" rises out of the pumpkin patch, flies through tair, and brings toys to all the good little children in the world.

  • @jondrescher6404
    @jondrescher6404 Před 8 měsíci +1

    GIRAFFETY....I'M DYING

  • @poohbear1647
    @poohbear1647 Před rokem +2

    Lol- “tough girl, made it into work”

  • @SheepDogAlpha256
    @SheepDogAlpha256 Před rokem +5

    I love this show!

  • @TheRattyBiker
    @TheRattyBiker Před 9 měsíci +7

    I love the way Lois is supposedly super hot yet Meg who's directly modeled off her is supposed to be a minger... Love the roofie chat 😂😂😂

  • @al759
    @al759 Před rokem +10

    i know what you doin with your keys quagmire... 😆

  • @mayaspare5772
    @mayaspare5772 Před 9 měsíci +3

    2:08 I don't remember that scene...omg.

  • @jerelcheek5112
    @jerelcheek5112 Před rokem +10

    0:35 He split her in half

    • @gavinvalentino6002
      @gavinvalentino6002 Před rokem +2

      Yes, genius, you got the joke.
      *Exactly like everyone else who saw it.*

  • @gymnosperm
    @gymnosperm Před rokem +5

    0:30 no way 💀💀💀💀

  • @jose5toledo
    @jose5toledo Před 6 měsíci

    "Didn't mean to wake ya" lol 😂

  • @_-somebody-_
    @_-somebody-_ Před 8 měsíci +1

    4:00 “you bought me four more minutes”.

  • @kevinbunn7915
    @kevinbunn7915 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Don't rape it back, rape it forward! Lmao that's my favorite line

  • @ShosoShadowolf
    @ShosoShadowolf Před rokem +5

    3:05 💀

  • @justinthomas27
    @justinthomas27 Před 9 měsíci

    Didn’t mean to wake ya 🤣🤣🤣

  • @justsomedudeyouknow8372
    @justsomedudeyouknow8372 Před rokem +57

    I love how quagmire represents the shittiest guys all rolled into one. The best!

  • @garygray1130
    @garygray1130 Před rokem

    At the beginning the second time Quagmire got slapped his head did a whole 360 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bigseven8227
    @bigseven8227 Před 5 měsíci

    3:55 This is what I'd imagine Peter's and Quagmire's JOJO stands would say whenever they do that rapid punching move.

  • @garrywitcomb2334
    @garrywitcomb2334 Před rokem +4

    Ha ! Never gets old 😆

  • @davidguerra9994
    @davidguerra9994 Před rokem +1

    That scrappy dial-up thing😁

  • @geoortiz681
    @geoortiz681 Před rokem +4

    I can't stop laughing

  • @babyweeknd
    @babyweeknd Před 9 měsíci +4

    "Forgive me for pointing" and what follows had me on the floor😂😂😂

  • @RiC3R69
    @RiC3R69 Před rokem +13

    Damn Glenn

  • @epiczzzz6450
    @epiczzzz6450 Před rokem +2

    Giggity gooo 🍻🤣🤣

  • @iruinedjojo3669
    @iruinedjojo3669 Před rokem +1

    I love the title

  • @LSRG-YT--LandonSRobloxGaming
    @LSRG-YT--LandonSRobloxGaming Před 11 měsíci +3

    8:27 I like that someone thought of the stuff at the bottom.

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker Před rokem +10

    Hilarious

  • @HarmonicDX
    @HarmonicDX Před rokem +5

    8:23 is CRAZY. Not Marge too!

  • @theastonvillaseal585
    @theastonvillaseal585 Před 6 měsíci +1

    0:36 yeesh 💀

  • @bingerfozoepixgaming
    @bingerfozoepixgaming Před rokem +1

    Quagmire is my fav character!

  • @kevindurant2070
    @kevindurant2070 Před 5 měsíci +1

    4:55 lmao

  • @ShosoShadowolf
    @ShosoShadowolf Před rokem +3

    2:25 💀

  • @petesmith9472
    @petesmith9472 Před 10 měsíci

    This is hilarious…I’ve just discovered it

  • @stefantenhave2733
    @stefantenhave2733 Před 8 měsíci

    2:17 - 2:32 hahahaha was more hilarious with every long second