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“Kanye Waist raps-”
“wOAH, SAY THAT AGAIN?”
...
“I said raps...”
Kanye Waist?
Kanye Waste
i heard laurel
OHHHHHH maybe Tyler thought they thought he said "rapes" instead of raps"?
@@rbmac110 2:17
wheest*
Tyler.exe (Not Responding)
-Close Program
-Wait For It To Respond
Did you try turning it on and off?
Yea, no result :(
Mr. BananaHeadMcMuffinFace switch it to wumbo
Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
wumbo, sadly, didnt seem to work either :(
Tyler: “what is the sound of depression?”
*last seconds of unus annus ticking*
*sad noise *
i'm still coping....
NOOOOO
@@aceofspades2201 yeah thats why I'm on this video. I'm trying to get mark and Ethan ✨serotonin✨
I’m still not over it... I don’t think I ever will be😭🤚
is anyone going to mention the very awkward pause of... r e d
they were saying b a d t h i n g s
I dunno why censor like that tho instead of just cutting .-.
ok good, I thought my pc was fcking up lol because my default windows color is red
@@aestheticslowedsongs8169 same I was looking for comments to see if it was just me
I thought my phone broke
my favorite thing is when tyler does weird shit, mark leans towards ethan, and when ethan does weird shit, mark leans towards tyler, and then when mark does weird shit, tyler and ethan just give each other the funniest look
love that
That's called friendship
Katya T. Yeah I noticed that and it's amazing
Friendship is magical
The Look™
Giraffes don’t exist.
They’re tall horses with tattoos.
And neck surgery
lol reminds me of
"I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
That was sad, or a... DEER"
DuSku
I SAW AN OLD MAN GET HIT BY A TRAIN! HE DIDN’T SEE IT IN THE POURING RAIN!
@@rosemurray857
You are now my friend
(Also
"He didn't hear me shout " LOOK OUT FOR THE TRAIN!!")
DuSku
Nice to meet you friendo
(Cuz I didn’t say anything.)
The sound of depression: whatever the hell noise tyler made to make the screen red.
i believe he said “deflowering the princess”
Time stamp?
@@MammaSnob around 13:40
yea wtf happened there
LMAO I WAS SO CONFUSED
Ethan’s manager:
Hi, this is Jim from accounting, we noticed a $1200 charge labelled *video props* could you explain?
Oh *no*
Uhm... heh. *panicking ethan noises*
*oh n o*
I swear if anyone changes the like number on their text
more like "Hi, this is Jim from accounting, we noticed a $1200 charge labelled *Sex Toys* can you explain?"
1:47
Tyler: Kanye *waste*
Mark: *trying to resay what Tyler said* “you-you said Kanye *WeEsT*
East I thought you said waist
I said raps
*yeast*
He said Kanye WeAsT
I went weast when I should've went east
Errors lead to the Blue Screen of Death, but apparently Tyler laughing leads to the Red Screen of Video Corruption.
I got freaked out
I actually thought my monitor broke!
same
Why do you think they edited that part out like that? XD
@@jessesimpson777 Probably something veeeeeeery inappropriate
(Tyler's card said something like "deflowering the Princess")
“Hi, this is Jim from accounting we noticed a $1200 charge labeled ______ , can you explain this”
My brain: Cooking utensils (if you know you know)
You mean "CoOkInG uTeNsiLs"😏😏 (Unus Annus)
@@beauitful_angel_8891 ah yes a person of culture
"Cooking Utensils" ah yes. thats totally what you call *those* 😌
It took me a second but I started choking on my Pringles when I realized-
The... The very second video...
Memento Mori friends...
13:41 tyler was so humored it corrupted the video
"I got 99 problems but emotions ain't one..." of course it isnt stonefaced Tyler...
he's learning...
he used to be so stone faced his mouth could barely move...
they used to call him... one word tyler
Dank Nachos
ONE WOOORRRRDDD!!
The newest anime,One Word Man.
"One word Tylerrrrrr
he only needs one word!!"
Nathan Hunt As SOON as I saw your comment Tyler said it lmao
I got 99 problems but African children aren't one. That's a winner there.
“The sound of depression is complete numbness”
Ethan gets it
Yeah....ODD isn't it? (I thought the same thing bro)
OOH! Done! Thank you! Go on!
It has no sound. It just feels like sinking
Sinking Down a dark hole with no sounds just thoughts running through your mind
Question ,but no answers
And the dark hole only gets dark,darker,yet darker
Anis BEng ....yea
"I am sticky because of the amount of GAY I am"
Me: Someone say gay?
AHAHAH SAME I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP AND I HEARD GAY SO I ROLLED OVER LIKE ''im being summoned?''
I was summoned?
Nice animations.
U gey?
Wait am I in the right comment thread?
Mark: “let’s not dive deeper into this!”
Mark: **proceeds to dive deeper**
"Kanye Waste".... I said raps!
Kanyee weast
1:45
im a kanye waste of space
tyler: "what if the sound of depression?"
mark: unintelligible whale sounds
The sound of depression is the sound of my breathing
i read your name as ivan covid-
im so sorry-
@@aciddrinker2194 make it ivan from devil's third and all is forgiven.
@@aciddrinker2194 nah, it's cool
Just Some Guy With Half a Mustache half a mustache what the heck man shave or it or grow it out
The irony of Mark making a "gotta f**k e'm all, pokemon" joke and then years later makes a Pokemon smash or pass video
Depression sounds like Mark and Ethan saying "see you on the other side" seconds before deleting Unus Annus.
True. So so true
fuck you and ur pfp
@@jamham9000 very
Memento Mori 😭
How is this comment seven months old? How did Unus Annus die over seven months ago?
LMFAO I WAS PLAYING THIS BEFORE AND I GOT “Child abuse: Kid tested, mother approved.” AHAHDHDHSHAHJSJ
Ohhhhhh nooooooooooo! 😂😂😂😂😂
I proudly won the "Kid tested, mother approved" card with "An Oedipus complex" and it was probably the best use of that card.
BAHAHAHA
No the true winner is “suicidal thoughts: Kid tested, mother approved”
Damn that's perfect
No the sound of depression is
**G note**
no.
NO NOT TODAY~
Brinnyboo vBGPCIP-S the sound of depression is when I realized my Apple Music subscription expired and I lost half of my MCR music for some reason
tfw you are too different of a snowflake
Brinnyboo vBGPCIP-S I love that reference! But it is so sad as well... 😭
When cards against humanity gets so obscene that 4.8 mil viewers are subjected to a red screen for a minute
O face comparison:
Mark: 😩
Tyler: 😏
Ethan: 🅾️🅾️🅾️
Tyler: "What's the sound of Depression?"
Mark: *moans sadly*
Ethan: "No, the sound of depression is numbness."
Like damn Ethan. Ethan gets it.
'Mark: *moans sadly'*
what is this, angsty smut? lmao
G note
Yeah, man. I was super shocked.
- TheSCPMAN - no.
Gee Tops I will devour your non-existing soul with G notes
the genuine look of confusion On Tyler's face when he says "I said raps." and Mark and Ethan laugh
Sarah Nimmo That was fucking amazing
Kanye Waist, the modern day Wordsworth
they're crazy and I think you didt hear it right 0_0
He said waist, and they heard weest
nobody:
not even mark:
not even the tie lord:
ethan: *OUh*
lord of the ties
I'm not the lord of anything, I'm just little old me :/
i just forgot how to spell his name
6:50
ethan: *OUh*
It's his mating call
Unus Annus: *exists*
Hiiii this is Jim from accounting, I noticed a 1200 dollar charge on your account labeled cooking with sex toys can you explain?
My one question, how the actual hell did Tyler manage to laugh so hard the screen went RED?
why do you think they edited that part out like that? XD
It's the power of Tylar the apocalypse
@@Cynadyde you would think that they could cut the whole section then.
They were saying things that REALLY DIRTY and SEXUAL!
The last thing Tyler said was “deflowering the Princess” so I imagine the conversation got really dirty so they had to cut it out, or it was just a technical difficulty
What is the sound that of depression? "I could have been an engineer".
TensePuma5 DIAMONDTHORN this should be top comment
TensePuma5 DIAMONDTHORN I hope this reaches the top ahha
TensePuma5 DIAMONDTHORN I love this comment so much!!
*Mark cries in shower XD*
Trying to watch mark and ethan together again so I can relive watching unus annus :'(
This is not related to your comment at all, but you're very pretty!! (if the person on your profile pic is you, that is. If not, sorry for bothering!)
@@__-rj3rb Awh that you so much omg that's so sweet 🥺
@@roisinburke6978 you're welcome! :)
Ethan went from a fan of mark to playing cards against humanity with him
"Behind every powerful man is a possible Muslim." I died so hard.
So did the muslim
@@cookingwiththecripple LMAO
@@craigsanders9268 thank you. I'll be here all week
oh THATS what he said
the possible Muslim behind the powerful man
I honestly thought they said “suicidal thots” and laughed harder than I should have at that point
Yass so tru
That would’ve been so much better😂😂
😂😂😂
Exalted Theophany in d&d the warlocks (me and another guy) get thought Shields and everyone at the table died laughing when we said it..... it was in a library
👌🏻
One of the best pairs I've ever gotten: "This month's Cosmo: Spice up your sex life by bringing **consent** into the bedroom" 😂😂
Mark, talking about him having an orgasm in a mirror: I don't know why anyone would want that!
His OnlyFans: *bonjour*
Edit: When Ethan was about to show his orgasm face, the Scrooge Verizon ad came on
dang
Apparently Pewdiepie's disembodied head is the drug of choice for Markiplier and his friends.
Fanairean nah, drugs can stay :)
Firock Finion lol
thats because you know if you watch Pewdiepie to much you get addicted to him like drugs, soooo Mark, Ethan, and Tyler are just saying they are addicted to Pewdiepie
Fanairean tf, how is this related to Septiplier?
Fanairean That makes no sense, stop making Septiplier out of nothing.
Tyler.exe has stopped working
Did you try reseting your computer
The Aeronaut do you mean reseting his tyler?
Becca Heart you gotta reset him. Hold him upside down for 10 seconds and punch him to confirm reset
Should've tried that earlier, that would've been easier
A good job interview starts with a firm handshake and ends with a red screen.
Memento Mori.
momento mori
To everyone wondering WHY there was a red screen, it was because they had to fix Tyler.
Skullette fix?
Dueling Legend yeah. You know. "Fix." Like neuter.
"i said raps" is the FUNNIEST THING tyler has ever said and he's so blissfully unaware as to why
I don't get it
@@Charley-ju6yg ok boomer
The Random King
*"Oh YoU dAmN kIdS!! I hAvE lIvEd 84 YeArS, aNd WILL hAvE rEsPeCt FoR tHe ElDeRs!! WhY cAnT kIdS jUsT bE hOw ThEy UsEd To."*
Or something like that?😂
WHY IS THERE FIRE?
In Tyler's defense, Mark's reaction would definitely make me think I said something that wasn't "raps".
That sound at 6:51 that Ethan makes is hilarious, and the way that Tyler laugh's right after is funny too.
14:12 tf, dis just a red screen for anyone else?
I still love how after Ethans orgasm face it took Mark a second to process what just happened
play "Despacito"
I heard boiling water on that second of the vid.🤣🤣🤣
When Tyler missaid "West" it reminded me of that one spongebob episode where they try to find a treasure from the Flying Dutchman board game and Patrick is jus like "East? I thought you said weast?"
I think that was both accidental and made on purpose xD
in a tree you wach spongbob how old are yoi
watch*
you*
spongebob*
Samantha Nicholls hi
Katlin Nava from my childhood m8
Tyler: Kanye weest
Mark: Woah say that again
Tyler: I said raps?
Why did I laugh so hard at that-
6:58 “And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today”
"The blind date was going horrible until we discovered our shared interest in" "not contributing to society in any meaningful way" is what I won with 😂😂
That's INCREDIBLE. Oh my gosh!
I won a round with "That's right, I killed (Bill Nye the Science Guy). How you ask? (Science)" once. One of my proudest moments!! 😂😂
I won a game with "Son, if you want to get involved with (teenage abortion), i wont stop you. Just steer clear of (take-backsies)"
I got "being blind" one time lol
@@greekchick104 That's brilliant omfg
@@indiaandbabita6035 Hahaha!! Thank you!! Funny enough, it wasn't completely planned- those cards were in my hand for a while and I needed a way to get rid of them. My friends and I were crying laughing at it for a solid 15 minutes! 😂
Re watching this year's later and oh my god. "My dead son's baseball glove" was one of the cards. DEAR EVAN HANSEN. I JUST MADE THAT CONNECTION
I've been searching the comments for someone who noticed that too lol
I just realized it too!
oH
Areya Harker I was looking for the DEH fans!!!
YOOOO SAME
Lmao imagine somebody writes fanfiction of Ethan and includes "oo".
At 4:30 when mark reads the card about the accounting call, it makes me think of the Unus Annus video where Ethan told a story of how he had to explain to his accountant that he spent 400$ on sex toys😂😂
Cards against my sanity
Cards against immunity
Lukas Arnenstrøm Dicks against Virginity
Cards against virginity
"The sound of depression is just numbness."
Ethan, are you okay?
Are any of us?
I am in no way shape or form okay!
Please send help!
The Swagmaster General I mean, he’s not wrong.
Awe L is so cute!
The Swagmaster General he understands the pain of depression. It's pretty much how he described it
00:11- 00:24The most Awkward, most exotic, most chaotic energy, And the most fun and joy I have in my/our whole life.
I *FREEEEAAAKIN DIED* because of laughter... Now my neighbors are confused, What the hell is happening.
I love how when Tyler laughs, he just completely shuts down
poor Tyler. He's just always on a different page as everyone else.. occasionally a different book. But we still luv him to bits..maybe because of it.
...Depression is the sound of silence
D:
forgiveness is the sound of screaming, then silence.
Melting Feathers Caaaaaarl!
lushpaw Tyler just seems so depressed in this video
lushpaw a different library
I accidentally skipped 20 seconds into the video and all I saw was Ethan exhaling Pewdiepies face
Chloe Prange that must be your nightmares
I started laughing alot
Watching the video doesn’t give you any more context
Chloe Prange I briefly exited the video after 20 seconds and returned to Ethan exhaling Felix's face 🤣
Chloe Prange 😂
Them: *talking about the interdimensional vag*
My brain after Mark sang the little song: 🎵Porno-mon🎵
“Hang on, say that again?”
“I saiD raP”
the sound of depression is the sound of an eternal scream covered by a simple "I'm fine"
True
that's cringey as fuck.
True
for irony's sake thanks
Mariska Ramey I love your profile pic
"Depression is the sound of a single tear falling down his supple cheek" -Ethan 2k17
you get my like. Congrats
Ethan: The sound of depression is numbness.
That's actually kinda sad and scary that Ethan gets it. Ethan, don't leave us!
no body
not a single soul
not a single person in this universe
Ethan: my reality tuurns meee onnnn
"A successful business meeting begins with a firm handshake and ends with my dead son's baseball glove."
Is this Dear Evan Hansen?
LOL probably
OH NO! You had to go there.
SINCERELY ME
@@scarletthread4921 “My Sister’s hot.”
@@olivermensinger6022 "What the fuck?"
"inter-portal intercourse"
"say that louder--"
LMAO
Tyler: "what is the sound of depression?"
Let me introduce myself...
*starts screeching uncontrollably*
17:25 you could call that knocking down 2 "towers".
So is no one gonna mention the floating Pewdiepie head in the beginning of the video.No.Okay.
That was hilarious XD
I was about to😂
"Hey, how's it going bros?"
@@gaia4992 rip old pewdiepie intro
OMG YES 😂😂😂
Click 13:48 for CZcams Red.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 👌👏👌👏👌👏
HORRIOR
phew! I thought something went wrong
HORRIOR lol 😂
HORRIOR XD
HORRIOR OMG, I legit got CZcams red, I didn't have it, watched this video, and now I do
13:52 The BEST moment of the video. im laughing my ass off
1:49
“Kanye *WaIsT* “
Me: *wHeEzE* tHaT wOuLd HaVe BeEn A bEtTeR nAmE BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No one:
Not a soul:
Ethan: “I’m gonna go with 9/11”
Terrifying 9/11
My favourite Holiday💀
Osama picking out the date be like:
You can't do 9/11. 9/11 has already been done.
@@matstermaster8086 BAHAHAHA
Tyler: Kanye Weest raps over...
Mark & Ethan: *giggling*
Mark: what did you say?
Tyler:... I said rap right
Me: .... -_-
I heard Kanye WASTE, actually...
Mia D I did too
Mia D I to heard Kanye Waste.
Moldy West I did too Mark is def 😂
East? I thought you said Weest.
“A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with - my dead son’s baseball glove”... I didn’t know Dear Evan Hansen was involved in CAH...
Ethan: spice up the bed room by bringing..September 11 into the bed room
Me knowing thats my birthday: ....Please don't
Mark 2017: "We're old! We're dying!" *laughs a lot*
Mark 2020: "Death is upon us, we only have a little bit of time left" *serious*
THAT UNUS ANNUS FOR YA BIOCH
@@annamogle667 HELL YA BOITCH
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
Aubrey C
*Ethan's orgasm face Intensifies*
Momento mori
Once, a couple of friends and I were playing cards against, and we drew the "kid tested, mother approved," prompt and my friend out down "child abuse." Those two cards were MADE for each other.
Sirena-Lee also coat hanger abortions
Sirena-Lee one time we had the black card "how did i lose my virginity?"
and of course
i HAD to put
"dead babies"
The Oedipus complex: kid tested, mother approved
Sirena-Lee I played the card "pedophiles" on the card kid tested mother approved
9010eli
Mark and Ethan: Laughing normally
Tyler: *wheeeeze*
10:11
tell me that's not a Rick and Morty episode
I don't believe in giraffes. Those are deers with long necks.
I thought they were spotted horses that were really tall
Trixie Is Best omg in Chinese, giraffe literally means, "long neck deer!" 长颈鹿
the mystery deepens.
Trixie Is Best "Giraffes are heartless creatures" - EU4 loading screen.
Trixie Is Best You got that from bo burnham
I saw a giraffe with a short neck, that was sad, or, a.. deer
6:52 on 0.25x playback speed is the sound of death and destruction.
Thats creepy 😂😂😂
That's Tyler weezing😂😂😂
Oh my god
I CANT BREATHE
OMFG HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS
Tyler: What is the sound of depression?
Random Ads: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Tyler: what are the sounds of depression
Ad: ACNE
anyone else get a red screen starting at 13:48 and ending at 14:14?
Autumn Officer yeah, I was wondering what that was. editting mistake?
Tyler needed to calm down is all lmao
no i dodnt see red screen
Autumn Officer yes I did
Autumn Officer i did
mark:waitwaitwai. say that again?
tyler:...…i said raps.
everyone:*dying*
“What’s the sound of depression?”
Well let me tell you!
The sound of depression is me crying silently in the bathroom because i forgot unus annus was gone and then remembered it was.
i- i read “im crying in the bathroom because i dropped my bread in the bath”
6:36 the American dream
It took me a while to figure out what broke Tyler. A good job interview begins with a handshake and ends with deflowering the princess.
Oh god lmfao
Michael Caballero i dont get it
Katie Ninjas Katie Ninjas the princess is no longer a virgin to put it nicely
Katie Ninjas it's also the boss's daughter
+Katie Ninjas
A young woman's clitoris is often refered to as a 'flower', and when someone takes her virginity, it's called 'deflowering'
I bet whoever edits these videos is just sitting at their computer talking to themselves saying: "WHAT YOU TODAY SALLY? AH, JUST EDITING PEWDIEPIE'S FACE BEING PASSED AROUND LIKE PEOPLE SHARING DRUGS..."
Waluigi ethan and Kathryn edit the videos 😂
Tyler edits Tyler
Katherine and ethan edit
Waluigi Ethan helps edit
Markiplier Amy Ethan And Kathryn Edit Mostly Kathryn and Ethan though.
memento mori. the cards really remind me of the aesthetic of the channel. times still ticking for each of us now, let’s try n make the most of it.
this hit harder than it probably should have. memento mori.
@@quinnsinette5394 Memento Mori.
The quiet kid when he’s angry: 5:02
... *sir?*
I actually thought Tyler said *Kanye Waste*
o-o
Dan LoveStrange ...I thought he said waist
he said waste
"East? I thought you said Weast."
Honestly that's tame to what I heard, Kanye Waste.
Mackenzie Yeiter I thought he said waist 😂😂
I thought he said yeast
I mean Kanye Waste makes sense since he's shit
Mackenzie Yeiter "Weast? What kinda compass are you readin' lad?"
3 years ago, mark spoke about the noises he'd make, then it'd cut to eefs little "oo" (starting at around the 8:40 spot of this video)
Yesterday, on the 29th of July, that conversation was referenced in the Unus Annus video.
(You should really check it out if you haven't, its great)
It's deleted
@@arthurgustintheobaldpanges8942 it's quite sad
I remember playing this game and getting "A successful job interview starts with a handshake and ends in *TENTACLE PORN"*
One round that stands out that I played was "how did I lose my virginity?" And the winning card was "a live studio audience"
What job was being applied for exactly?
"we're old!" well 27 is the new 65
13:46 Oh dear lordy, apparently there was enough red on his face to fill the entire screen of the video XD
Maljurok oh I thought that was just my phone
Maljurok FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY JOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKEEE
10:24 foreshadowing the smash or pass video?🤔
I saw one of these and it was 'what makes me wet?' As the black card. The white one was 'water'