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u missed a swear around 11:20 m8
bruh tell max hes a nice person
My BIG NUT shirt should be here soon
Donât worry guys, Iâll buy just enough merch for you guys to replace that table Matt broke.
Sees hat immediate reaction (Gross)"hand to face"yeesh
drunk matt could probably be considered a natural disaster
so is yo mama
@@tooply6739 RYAN STOP
This is my favourite fucking comment
These comments are killing me
There ain't nuthin' natural bout this.
Jesus Christ I thought Matt was overselling how embarrassing this was for him. He is like every teenager who gets drunk for the first time and just starts breaking shit lol
I know right? he mentioned it in the podcasts and now I see why. Matt is just straight fucked. like all order is just gone half way through
@@runawaywolf4475 which podcast?
â@@ao8319 supermegacast ep 160
it's so frustrating to watch them describe all the blood sweat and tears they shed trying to get supermega going now that we know one of their best friends stole 61k dollars from them. like it's actually insane.
Is this a joke? Supermega jokes have evolved in such a way to the point I can't tell if anything real or not. But I almost believe this because of the way it's worded.
@@thefakejoel7323 itâs not a joke sadly, even thought we all really wish it was :(((
@@frailfawn4538 is there somewhere where they discuss this so I can learn more about the whole situation?
@@thefakejoel7323 You can find some videos people discussing it but originally people found out via finding documents of them suing Jackson. So they haven't really talked about it publicly
JACKSON??
Seeing max as the âstraight manâ to everyone elseâs belligerence was so funny
ryan, accidentally using incorrect grammar: haha sorry im a little intoxicated
matt, at the exact same time: *fully drunk, rolling on the floor*
KittenNature 1:10:58 đł
ryan is a thick boy he can handle the booze
also matt had a 40 strapped to his hand
timestamp?
@@Catnippy just watch the whole podcast it is highly worth watching
Chris B yeah it's worth watching but not if you just wanna see that one little clip.
You're not gonna watch an entire UFC FN just to see one KO.
Seeing drunk Matt try to move around the room like a newborn giraffe while Ryan apologizes for him and picks him up is the best SuperMega footage in existence.
My favorite was Ryan's real, authentic dad anger and panic as the table slowly lifts off the ground near the end.
I didn't laugh this much at the fucking Fluffy iglesias concert
The most recent drunk drawing has the same energy as this vid, but ryan is the chaotic child
@@ambrosiadreamer i wonder what its like when their both chaotic drunk lmao
Edit: wait nevermind i just remember that one ep of drunk drawing w kia
Best/worst guests ever
i'll never forget the moment where i left this video playin on the TV while my parents were violently arguing in my room
This is fucking great, Matt's such a clingy drunk, and Ryan just completely sobers up once Matt starts to possibly cause harm to himself. Also all of Matt's drunk kisses are PRECIOUS
No homo
Take a shot everytime Ryan is visibly upset with Matt
I did it and now i'm as drunk as Matt
Take a sip, and youâll be drunk in 3 minutes
I'm writing this from the hospital. I got alcohol poisoning doing this.
He is jealous he is flirting with chad
meraki nice
Ryanâs got that thing going on in the end where youâre also drunk as shit, but you have to pretend to be a sober person because your friend is sloppy. Heâs got the classic drunk sober voice.
He's looking out for his baby boy
the âparentâ friend
unbelievably relatable
1:19:18 Matt tried to push his glasses up but totally missed, lol.
Thatâs the funniest moment in the whole video
when max said "these guests are gays" i laughed so hard it hurt
Yeah me too lmao. And when he said "they wanna fuck each other"
That shit hurted
Ryan and Max are the two tired parents trying to control their unruly kids, Matt and Chad.
That's so true, normally in max's channel you would think he have a brain damage, but this podcast make him the sane one đđ
Even in their camping video. Ryan was trying so hard not to be a killjoy when everyone wanted to use the ghetto firepit they made instead of the real one at the campsite.
they're like each other caretakers lmaoo
Matt and Max are counterparts along side Ryan and Chad
This is amazingly accurate
In the ending Matt has the most Goblin Energy I've ever seen in a single human being
The ragdoll physics in this game engine are amazing.
Human Fall Flat gameplay
We've never seen psychicpebbles on camera so until that day Matt will hold the record for most Goblin Energy
@@PCFROMVCS he's been on camera plenty
53:29 Rumor has it, that in Minecraft 2 there only one tower, and it's built of spheres.
The single drunkest sentence ever recorded.
I always come back to this videos every couple of months because matt is so fucked it makes me feel better about all the times i got stupid drunk at parties
watching while hungover and i find this comment, solidarity
same
hell yea
Filming the intro at the end is the best idea they've ever had
Yeah, they've been doing it for a couple episodes already
YES
50:07
Chad: "It's been great having you guys in Australia"
Ryan: *shows gratitude and appreciation for their hospitality*
Matt: *falls over and destroys the studio*
Also he grabS his titty
Like Ying and Yang
Matt drunk af in the fetal position on the floor pleading "Don't film me; this will effect my stocks in the future" got me good
1:12:11 Max: "Theres also a lot of gay tension"
Max just validated every super mega fans thoughts
And then Chad following it up with "they wanna fuck each other"
It's great watching Matt just devolve from a well put together gentleman to a chaos goblin hellbent on destroying the entire set
I love this comment so much
he really seems like a goblin when ryan "chokes" him at 1:18:31
Dude I come back to this comment to just laugh regularlary
People like Matt make me glad that I can handle my liquor đ
To be fair, he weighs like half of what the other guys do.
I love how the universal Markiplier impression is basically Kronk.
I love how *-the-** **-universal-* Markiplier *-impression-* is basically Kronk.
Oh yeah
Itâs all coming together
omg i thought they were doing a kronk impression ngl
*Oh yeah. It's all coming together.*
Spinach Puffs
Notice how Ryan began getting frustrated after his twink boyfriend started kissing other men that weren't him, and understandably so.
Iâm really sad Maxâs joke at 53:30 was overlooked cause that shit was gold đ
âRumor has it, in Minecraft two thereâs only one tower and itâs built of spheresâ
can someone explain i dont get it
@@blubehriluv bump
@@user-vr2le8jb4d What
@@croupacabra what
@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe what
max & chad: "you guys are the best guests we've had"
matt, not even five minutes later: destroying the set, basically trying to break a bone
In fairness the clog had way more alcohol than they agreed. In their podcast together they say that Juri put more alcohol in as a meme. So they really only have themselves to blame lol
@@Angels510 do you remember which one?
@@francisbakininthekitchen2441 I'm 99% sure there's only one supermega podcast ep with chad and max on them
@@francisbakininthekitchen2441 Its 160th episode of the podcast exactly 3 minutes in, if your still wondering
@@prod.adambechill6843 ty!
ryans like a dad trying to take care of his drunk son
I wonder why he didnt get as fucked considering they drank about the same amount
@@weewahwahh Matt's skinny af.
toujo4 matt has like 2.3% body fat
toujo4 do you not know how alcohol works
But the dad is also drunk at the same time
I love how Ryan gets up from the table so quick at 1:16:40 that had me dying of laughter
Seeing the newest drunk Mario Kart video from Supermega makes me feel better seeing Matt this way considering Ryan was definitely more gone in that video.
Matt is like when you let go of a balloon full of air and it thrashes around the room but instead of a balloon its a lanky skeleton.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT ABOUT MATT IVE SEEN SO FAR
I can hear him rattling around like a Halloween prop
Matt has been the hands-down drunkest person EVER on this
Did you not see Jacksfilms?
jacksfilms came pretty close
Heâs fucking 10 pounds what do you expect
it's so strange because he has never behaved that way on the drunk drawings. he was absolutely wasted in this one.
@@decaffeinatedafrican5997 you're in for a treat
4:00 Chad canât drive
15:44 Chad sleeping on top Van
18:40 Ryan reading Harry Potter
19:56 doing it on a plane
20:10 their faces
20:44 Whoâs SuperMega?
22:37 Talk about SuperMega
23:39 Roll the clip
25:45 Chadâs Markiplier impressions
26:47 Ryan had dyed purple hair?
26:50 Matt did what?
29:33 Hazard Productions
30:10 Church story
34:23 âthat sucksâ
39:25 Yuri coughing
40:35 Mattâs demon laugh
42:00 I love this era for how amateur and dyi it felt
48:48 SuperMega the best guest
49:53 Mattâs nose
1:00:03 Matt RUUUUGGGHH
1:01:03 MATT
1:02:25 burp
1:05:13 âWHAT DID YOU SAYâ
Doing the Lord's work, thank you đ
This has been my comfort video for 2 years now, really miss these vibes
Same man
This was peak supermega ngl
Glad Matthew got to meet his favorite celebrities before cerebral palsy claims his life, so wholesome.
Cerebral ballsy
You can see the Cerebral Palsy kick in towards the end
Cc dA Yeah I assume alcohol is not good for that, but my beautiful boys live fast and die faster.
I wasnât aware of how chaotic Matt could get lmao, this was legit jarring to watch
Once he slipped on Shane Dawson it was over.
Those are the most fun drunks to watch but the worst to take care of. What's worse is when you're just as jacked but can hold it together a bit better. So you're trying not to pass out and make sure this other person does not piss the wrong person off.
Rubberduck645 lmfaooooo you summed that up perfectly
@@ki5122 I may have been in that situation a time or two. Haha.
It's funny to watch, but fucking up their studio like that and pouring drinks on people are scumbag moves
1:22:00 holy fuck I can't even identify the emotion that exploded out of Ryan here
At a guess, anger.
anger/surprise and shock/sadness...
a big ball of emotion
Frustrated Dad
Most likely frustration because by this point Matt was like maximum over intoxicated to the point that it made everyone else in the room sober.
âEnough of this shit!â - Iâd say thatâs it.
1:18:11 when max says "oh here we go" knows matt was about to get emotional
Ryan doesn't get enough appreciation as the guy who watches out for everybody & tries to make sure nobody gets hurt lol
Ryan was being such a dad, it was adorable. But at the same time, Mattâs behavior was so outrageous that Ryan had to kinda FORCE himself to get sober and stop the chaos even though he was still kinda buzzed so I feel bad haha
Ryan wanted to make sure Matt was OK for cuddles later.
He's such a sweetheart and a kind soul, he beats himself up too much.
Ryan is such a caring angel bless him
i saw this comment as soon as 1:21:30 happened and the timing could not have been more perfect
"Don't film me, this will affect my stock in the future" Spat my drink laughing at this 1:19:34
that line got me too cause it's the most drunk thing he said the whole time
I can't wait for SuperMega to come back. Honestly my favorite cold ones episode to this day. The chemistry between these 4 is legendary. If they all lived in the same area they'd have such amazing content.
There is no chemistry here. Just two dudes being passive aggressive assholes for no reason.
Really missing supermega these days
Theyâre back!!!!
this is surely certified as epic
I am so ready for the video omg
hell yeah
Rip Mattâs brain cells
Shut up you havenât seen it yet haha gotem
Shut up matt and other one from supermega
Chad: You've been the best guests on Cold Ones
Super Mega: *Destroys the studio*
They need to get Andrew W.K. then.
Matt*: Destroys the studio
There won't be a better guest is there is no studio
Thats why you should wait until after the show to say that shit
Are we just gonna ignore that time Chad noticed max had an inch on his nose but couldn't scratch bc bottles and itched it for him. 19:33
They share the same mind when drunk
True bro moment
thats so sweet
This is the best episode of cold ones. More guests should get blasted like this.I literally got drunk alongside yâall and it was so fun
When Jerome let him have a sip of his brew.
Maloganson Those sweet blonde boys sent from Heaven?
Mister Niceguy canât they see who he is? Heâs just another... Blonde Bro đ
Congrats Matt you're the first man ive seen these alcoholics cut off.
max and chad please get supermega back for round 2 of this its been too long how dare you
Matt, while drunk: *Chaotic Power Bottom*
the infamous video where we get to see matt embarrass himself.
You mean SuperMega?
@@PreferredCustomer *matt watson from supermega?
Audio Withdrawal *Bratt Watson from SuperMega
Frankly it's about damn time we saw Matt embarrass himself!
Shukterhouse Jive thatâs like every supermega episode but yeah
Ryan apologizing for Mattâs behavior was legit the funniest thing ever
Justin T and then he spanks him
1:21:30
Time?
@@linnheart 1:15:20
i miss supermega so much
i have great news
Best moments thread:
34:51 - "Do you want an academy award, Chad?"
25:53 - Markiplier Impression
1:17:17 HE JUST FULLY GOES LIMP AND SLIPS THROUGH RYANS ARMS LIKE SILK
twoofspades sometimes drinking you THINK youâre sane, but in reality youâre unconscious for a few moments IF NOT MORE. Hours could pass. I ~assume~ Matt thought he was in his chair and got very confused and fight-y when he got picked up the second time.
Blonde boy Ethan finally got a sip of Jerome's brew.
RIP Jerome
nice
:â)
It started off so simple with Matt and Ryan talking about how they got started on CZcams and nose dived out of nowhere lmao
Ryan shouting HEY at the end was so fucking funny
Was genuinely cry laughing at that when Matt pulled chad off
Matt: destroys entire set
Chad: eh whatever
Matt: runs into whiteboard a little
Chad: *NOT THE WHITEBOARD YOU IDIOT*
whiteboards are fucking expensive bro you dont understand
@Ray Petibiuya get out of here you imposter I've seen you everywhere, telling people on Ellen you're the true boy. My dad's a lawyer and he's gunna take everything you own for what you've done
RoachDoggJR umm you okay buddy?
Bro you're just not in with RoachDogg bro
@@sponge1478 THE ROACHDOG JR?
I never thought I'd see Matt out-Chad Chad.
Chad is the exact opposite of what a Chad is
@@SkeIetor Chad fucks more than any of us. He may be fat but he gets mad puss, this isn't a made up fact.
Jack Lloyd same
The regression of Chad's 'Bro' to 'Bo' is adorable
41:05 This is the exact moment Matt lost it AND became drunk
I think it was directly after the cloggie lol
@@KKruki yeah Yuri spiked that shit
Calling this a podcast is false.
*It's a cinematic experience*
*golf clap*
Calling this a drug trip would be a understatement.
@@thomasway0320 no
Those last twenty minutes are probably the hardest ive ever laughed
Holy shit thanks for the like cold ones
I know right
I think it's funny that right before Matt chugs the Fiji water bottle you can tell Chad and Ryan are both discussing that they need to deal with Matt being so fucking wasted.
It really drives home that everyone was very worried about how drunk he had gotten.
If these boys come back and/or rebrand, I hope we have a part 2 (and these days Matt weighs only 30% less than an average man rather than 50% less back then so he might not get as embarrassingly wasted while keeping up with everyone else)
I really hope they come back đ
pretty sure matt is sober now so that seems unlikely⊠would love for them to collab again though all of their vids together are hilarious
I love how Ryan gave a genuine aggressive butt spank to Matt at the end of the video.
You can see the parental anger on his face lol. 10/10 episode.
lmao I was like "oh shit he's actually mad at Matt"
I can't tell if seing ryan that mad made me scared or horny
@@himbolover9507 why not both
Timestamp?
crystal eunoia 1:21:29
I had no idea Matt was this capable of being a walking disaster, itâs impressive
These guys are some of my favorite new content creators around. They're not nearly as frat as Trevor Wallace and Cherdleys. They're more down-tempo choir boys gone rogue or something. Love them.
We need these guys back on cold ones, once the pandemic is over, best guests by far.
âOnce the pandemic is overâ Lol. It will never be over. Still isnât. It will be over when our collective governments says itâs over.
âYou had 5 grandmas that died??â
âNo, I had a grandma that died 5 timesâ
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what's the timestamp for that i need it
@@UNR3D 23:39
pizzaboy thank you so much
The end of the podcast is like having a seizure
You were not kidding
I'm wheezing
Epilepsy is the second biggest high of all time. After Jesus.
But like a good one
Definitely. Also like schizophrenia.
Matt: Psychotic gay guy
Chad: Just a victim
Max: Getting too old for this shit
Ryan: Just a guy tryna get by :)
1:21:50 âNOT THE WHITEBOARD BRO THATS WHERE WE COUNT OUR STOCKS AND BITCOIN, YOU IDIOTâ
How is this the best and worst episode of all time
SuperMega baby
because this podcast is not good because of quality, it's good because it's fun.
because it's SuperMega
Because this podcast is just an alcoholic binge, which i love, but alcohol does this to people no doubt believe it or not lmao
Matt got piss drunk, destroyed the set and managed to answer zero questions.
more than an hour in: "I dunno, matt sure was making a big deal over this, but it doesn't seem that bad"
finished the video: "oh"
Wowie, the REAL Cubesona???
@@NPadilla243 cubesona? from superme-- wait...
1:20:55 this reaches eric andre levels, bro is literally answering a question as matt is Crawling up from the floor
Ik they're all probably the most embarrassed over this vid but it's literally the best one on the channel. I'd love to see a redo tho!
i love ryan magee and his gay skeleton son
Hannah Ranit underated comment
Matt is that one friend who pisses off everyone in the club and somehow gets you beaten up and thrown out
XD
Oh mate, I have that one friend...
I watch this religiously every three months
"don't film me, this will effect my stock in the future"
Ryan and max look legitimately disappointed in Matt the whole episode
To be fair, Max always looks disappointed in everyone he looks at.
I like how when the podcasts started max was so disorganised and now heâs essentially the only relatively composed thing on the podcasts
el goat latest ep says otherwise LOL
Max has had his complete fuckouts too, I vividly remember in the outtakes of the gentlemens club video where he just starts smashing shit with a champagne bottle and idubbbz starts bleeding.
And the paris vlog where he blacks out.
I have probably rewatched this episode close to 10 times
Im on the same train Ive watched all of there episodes more than 10 times.. They're just soo freaking awesome that its something i can rewatch and not get tired of
1:06:30
Matt: Hey can you get the glass off the table?
Matt: Get the GLASS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE YOU IDIOT!
Ryan: huRRRRRRYYYYYUUUUUUUUP!
Matt: Why'd you SMASH THE FUCKING BOTTLE!
Max: .....hey! Welcome to Cold Ones.
I feel like Matt gave off the wrong impression to people who donât know who he is hahah
This should be at the top. The 4 all seem to work well together and Matt isn't always like this. I feel bad for Chad and Ryan and Max too. I feel like they wouldn't be back just because of how Matt acted
@@AlexA-lv1zb they clearly had a blast and loved each other or they wouldn't be on as good of terms as they are still
@@AlexA-lv1zb they hung out together for like a week I doubt they care
I dont know who he is, all he is to me is another victim of max and chads podcast.
I forgot about that. I clicked on this and didn't watch the other video and I finished Cold Ones at night. Hopefully we sew more content with them all though
1:11:03 the arin hanson really jumped out there
Arin transcends through all living beings
Ryan : South Carolina, gay people are as rare as the dodo bird
Max: Those are extinct
Matt: Exactly
Max: Are you saying we should kill gays?
Chad: *laughs himself into the shadow realm*
Timestamp
@@Venomonomonom 58:08
"I'm not saying we should kill them... but we should build some camps, think about it."
I have a doctorâs note that says I have to watch this every month or Iâll die.
Lucky
seeing Matt scream âI SLIPPED ON PEWDIEPIE!â made me cry laughing
"I slipped on Pewdiepie." -Matt
I bet no one ever said that before.
Marzia ?...
This is by FAR my favorite ep. I re-watch this like once a month
1:15:49
Ryan's innocent face while saying that shit hurted
And the camera persons giggle
Ryan's yell at the end as he saves the table >>>
big father energy
i love how much of a dad ryan is like when matt tip chad over at the end he starts yelling hey hey hey
@Grizz Bandicoot yeah that guy's the best
@@duck-friend classic brandon
Dog Man you guys know brandon?
Alex peri dude who DOESNâT know Brandon?!
@@duck-friend Petition Brandon for the next Cold Ones? Hm?
Ryan trying to not to fade out of existence from the alcohol is my new favorite thing lmao
RIP SuperMega :(
RIP Matt's five grandmas. They're partying with Jesus now, gettin lit
No. It's just the one grandma who died five times.
@@azechase6597 kind of like a cat or something?
I still need that part 2
14:30 Chad: âHeâs a real-â *passes it off to twomad*
Twomad: âhEâs A rEaL nIgGa! >;Dâ
Chad: â....
... We definitely canât put that in!â