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  • @coldones
    @coldones  Pƙed 4 lety +2046

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    • @expiredzoos8284
      @expiredzoos8284 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      u missed a swear around 11:20 m8

    • @frooost
      @frooost Pƙed 4 lety +8

      bruh tell max hes a nice person

    • @impermmytrishula
      @impermmytrishula Pƙed 4 lety +1

      My BIG NUT shirt should be here soon

    • @mrsuhspencefake7299
      @mrsuhspencefake7299 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Don’t worry guys, I’ll buy just enough merch for you guys to replace that table Matt broke.

    • @thomasde343
      @thomasde343 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Sees hat immediate reaction (Gross)"hand to face"yeesh

  • @MEGID0LA0N
    @MEGID0LA0N Pƙed 4 lety +3988

    drunk matt could probably be considered a natural disaster

    • @tooply6739
      @tooply6739 Pƙed 4 lety +100

      so is yo mama

    • @NotCthulhu
      @NotCthulhu Pƙed 4 lety +100

      @@tooply6739 RYAN STOP

    • @EquatorAU
      @EquatorAU Pƙed 4 lety +31

      This is my favourite fucking comment

    • @tuliptears
      @tuliptears Pƙed 4 lety +6

      These comments are killing me

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      There ain't nuthin' natural bout this.

  • @ianyoungren9191
    @ianyoungren9191 Pƙed 4 lety +2277

    Jesus Christ I thought Matt was overselling how embarrassing this was for him. He is like every teenager who gets drunk for the first time and just starts breaking shit lol

    • @runawaywolf4475
      @runawaywolf4475 Pƙed 4 lety +195

      I know right? he mentioned it in the podcasts and now I see why. Matt is just straight fucked. like all order is just gone half way through

    • @ao8319
      @ao8319 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      @@runawaywolf4475 which podcast?

    • @kjdgroove
      @kjdgroove Pƙed 4 lety +51

      ​@@ao8319 supermegacast ep 160

  • @koguma8823
    @koguma8823 Pƙed 2 lety +1355

    it's so frustrating to watch them describe all the blood sweat and tears they shed trying to get supermega going now that we know one of their best friends stole 61k dollars from them. like it's actually insane.

    • @thefakejoel7323
      @thefakejoel7323 Pƙed 2 lety +88

      Is this a joke? Supermega jokes have evolved in such a way to the point I can't tell if anything real or not. But I almost believe this because of the way it's worded.

    • @frailfawn4538
      @frailfawn4538 Pƙed 2 lety +161

      @@thefakejoel7323 it’s not a joke sadly, even thought we all really wish it was :(((

    • @thefakejoel7323
      @thefakejoel7323 Pƙed 2 lety +20

      @@frailfawn4538 is there somewhere where they discuss this so I can learn more about the whole situation?

    • @henhen2640
      @henhen2640 Pƙed 2 lety +94

      @@thefakejoel7323 You can find some videos people discussing it but originally people found out via finding documents of them suing Jackson. So they haven't really talked about it publicly

    • @thefakejoel7323
      @thefakejoel7323 Pƙed 2 lety +60

      JACKSON??

  • @scrublord5760
    @scrublord5760 Pƙed 2 lety +371

    Seeing max as the “straight man” to everyone else’s belligerence was so funny

  • @kittennature
    @kittennature Pƙed 4 lety +4099

    ryan, accidentally using incorrect grammar: haha sorry im a little intoxicated
    matt, at the exact same time: *fully drunk, rolling on the floor*

    • @sillydog583
      @sillydog583 Pƙed 4 lety +32

      KittenNature 1:10:58 😳

    • @ChrisBlagdonIsABoss
      @ChrisBlagdonIsABoss Pƙed 4 lety +54

      ryan is a thick boy he can handle the booze
      also matt had a 40 strapped to his hand

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy Pƙed 4 lety +2

      timestamp?

    • @ChrisBlagdonIsABoss
      @ChrisBlagdonIsABoss Pƙed 4 lety +16

      @@Catnippy just watch the whole podcast it is highly worth watching

    • @lullsbaby9321
      @lullsbaby9321 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Chris B yeah it's worth watching but not if you just wanna see that one little clip.
      You're not gonna watch an entire UFC FN just to see one KO.

  • @toadboy7493
    @toadboy7493 Pƙed 4 lety +8091

    Seeing drunk Matt try to move around the room like a newborn giraffe while Ryan apologizes for him and picks him up is the best SuperMega footage in existence.

    • @vazzaroth
      @vazzaroth Pƙed 4 lety +493

      My favorite was Ryan's real, authentic dad anger and panic as the table slowly lifts off the ground near the end.

    • @Mex_Luigi
      @Mex_Luigi Pƙed 4 lety +49

      I didn't laugh this much at the fucking Fluffy iglesias concert

    • @ambrosiadreamer
      @ambrosiadreamer Pƙed 4 lety +67

      The most recent drunk drawing has the same energy as this vid, but ryan is the chaotic child

    • @onetwothreefour5041
      @onetwothreefour5041 Pƙed 3 lety +25

      @@ambrosiadreamer i wonder what its like when their both chaotic drunk lmao
      Edit: wait nevermind i just remember that one ep of drunk drawing w kia

    • @Lil_Yuri
      @Lil_Yuri Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci

      Best/worst guests ever

  • @2can2do
    @2can2do Pƙed 28 dny +5

    i'll never forget the moment where i left this video playin on the TV while my parents were violently arguing in my room

  • @luxnoctis9065
    @luxnoctis9065 Pƙed 4 lety +1163

    This is fucking great, Matt's such a clingy drunk, and Ryan just completely sobers up once Matt starts to possibly cause harm to himself. Also all of Matt's drunk kisses are PRECIOUS

  • @meraki1266
    @meraki1266 Pƙed 4 lety +6704

    Take a shot everytime Ryan is visibly upset with Matt

    • @Diego_Covre
      @Diego_Covre Pƙed 4 lety +484

      I did it and now i'm as drunk as Matt

    • @katie_borgia1370
      @katie_borgia1370 Pƙed 4 lety +47

      Take a sip, and you’ll be drunk in 3 minutes

    • @fat69
      @fat69 Pƙed 4 lety +98

      I'm writing this from the hospital. I got alcohol poisoning doing this.

    • @lion8079k
      @lion8079k Pƙed 4 lety +174

      He is jealous he is flirting with chad

    • @aintcare5051
      @aintcare5051 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      meraki nice

  • @samwoodson9603
    @samwoodson9603 Pƙed 4 lety +3006

    Ryan’s got that thing going on in the end where you’re also drunk as shit, but you have to pretend to be a sober person because your friend is sloppy. He’s got the classic drunk sober voice.

  • @softubaku
    @softubaku Pƙed 2 lety +223

    1:19:18 Matt tried to push his glasses up but totally missed, lol.

    • @Ruby-eq1qg
      @Ruby-eq1qg Pƙed rokem +10

      That’s the funniest moment in the whole video

  • @KJ-fm2sl
    @KJ-fm2sl Pƙed 4 lety +398

    when max said "these guests are gays" i laughed so hard it hurt

  • @bruv2821
    @bruv2821 Pƙed 4 lety +3951

    Ryan and Max are the two tired parents trying to control their unruly kids, Matt and Chad.

    • @suzuchii
      @suzuchii Pƙed 4 lety +194

      That's so true, normally in max's channel you would think he have a brain damage, but this podcast make him the sane one 😂😂

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 Pƙed 4 lety +145

      Even in their camping video. Ryan was trying so hard not to be a killjoy when everyone wanted to use the ghetto firepit they made instead of the real one at the campsite.

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      they're like each other caretakers lmaoo

    • @VinluvAntonHandesbukia
      @VinluvAntonHandesbukia Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Matt and Max are counterparts along side Ryan and Chad

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

      This is amazingly accurate

  • @pphd_46
    @pphd_46 Pƙed 4 lety +2926

    In the ending Matt has the most Goblin Energy I've ever seen in a single human being

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer Pƙed 4 lety +289

      The ragdoll physics in this game engine are amazing.

    • @lautarosiede1360
      @lautarosiede1360 Pƙed 4 lety +40

      Human Fall Flat gameplay

    • @PCFROMVCS
      @PCFROMVCS Pƙed 4 lety +70

      We've never seen psychicpebbles on camera so until that day Matt will hold the record for most Goblin Energy

    • @Vexiad
      @Vexiad Pƙed 4 lety +4

      @@PCFROMVCS he's been on camera plenty

  • @nadussias
    @nadussias Pƙed 4 lety +174

    53:29 Rumor has it, that in Minecraft 2 there only one tower, and it's built of spheres.
    The single drunkest sentence ever recorded.

  • @nowahblanco9935
    @nowahblanco9935 Pƙed 2 lety +409

    I always come back to this videos every couple of months because matt is so fucked it makes me feel better about all the times i got stupid drunk at parties

  • @fugyfruit
    @fugyfruit Pƙed 4 lety +2805

    Filming the intro at the end is the best idea they've ever had

  • @beef6958
    @beef6958 Pƙed 4 lety +2830

    Chad: "It's been great having you guys in Australia"
    Ryan: *shows gratitude and appreciation for their hospitality*
    Matt: *falls over and destroys the studio*

  • @shadybadger7896
    @shadybadger7896 Pƙed 2 lety +259

    Matt drunk af in the fetal position on the floor pleading "Don't film me; this will effect my stocks in the future" got me good

  • @Eveoriginalsinner
    @Eveoriginalsinner Pƙed 3 lety +604

    1:12:11 Max: "Theres also a lot of gay tension"
    Max just validated every super mega fans thoughts

    • @TheLunablackheart
      @TheLunablackheart Pƙed 2 lety +16

      And then Chad following it up with "they wanna fuck each other"

  • @thevgm5478
    @thevgm5478 Pƙed 4 lety +5592

    It's great watching Matt just devolve from a well put together gentleman to a chaos goblin hellbent on destroying the entire set

    • @turuja11
      @turuja11 Pƙed 4 lety +47

      I love this comment so much

    • @larsy28
      @larsy28 Pƙed 4 lety +79

      he really seems like a goblin when ryan "chokes" him at 1:18:31

    • @ozgursen8373
      @ozgursen8373 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      Dude I come back to this comment to just laugh regularlary

    • @longlivedruby8854
      @longlivedruby8854 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      People like Matt make me glad that I can handle my liquor 😂

    • @Lil_Yuri
      @Lil_Yuri Pƙed rokem

      To be fair, he weighs like half of what the other guys do.

  • @shamelesssellout4082
    @shamelesssellout4082 Pƙed 4 lety +2236

    I love how the universal Markiplier impression is basically Kronk.

    • @KaraDabbe
      @KaraDabbe Pƙed 4 lety +165

      I love how *-the-** **-universal-* Markiplier *-impression-* is basically Kronk.

    • @alezarde211
      @alezarde211 Pƙed 4 lety +39

      Oh yeah
      It’s all coming together

    • @toad7333
      @toad7333 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      omg i thought they were doing a kronk impression ngl

    • @averymartin1327
      @averymartin1327 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      *Oh yeah. It's all coming together.*

    • @jacobwhitaker690
      @jacobwhitaker690 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      Spinach Puffs

  • @spacemansam9476
    @spacemansam9476 Pƙed rokem +150

    Notice how Ryan began getting frustrated after his twink boyfriend started kissing other men that weren't him, and understandably so.

  • @RicodeGuyo
    @RicodeGuyo Pƙed 3 lety +605

    I’m really sad Max’s joke at 53:30 was overlooked cause that shit was gold 😂
    “Rumor has it, in Minecraft two there’s only one tower and it’s built of spheres”

  • @faithhl
    @faithhl Pƙed 4 lety +2944

    max & chad: "you guys are the best guests we've had"
    matt, not even five minutes later: destroying the set, basically trying to break a bone

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 Pƙed 4 lety +98

      In fairness the clog had way more alcohol than they agreed. In their podcast together they say that Juri put more alcohol in as a meme. So they really only have themselves to blame lol

    • @francisbakininthekitchen2441
      @francisbakininthekitchen2441 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@Angels510 do you remember which one?

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@francisbakininthekitchen2441 I'm 99% sure there's only one supermega podcast ep with chad and max on them

    • @prod.adambechill6843
      @prod.adambechill6843 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      @@francisbakininthekitchen2441 Its 160th episode of the podcast exactly 3 minutes in, if your still wondering

    • @francisbakininthekitchen2441
      @francisbakininthekitchen2441 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@prod.adambechill6843 ty!

  • @dabi7793
    @dabi7793 Pƙed 4 lety +2693

    ryans like a dad trying to take care of his drunk son

    • @tek3576
      @tek3576 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      I wonder why he didnt get as fucked considering they drank about the same amount

    • @kubusisgood9173
      @kubusisgood9173 Pƙed 4 lety +12

      @@weewahwahh Matt's skinny af.

    • @oliviaryland
      @oliviaryland Pƙed 4 lety +17

      toujo4 matt has like 2.3% body fat

    • @Dognuhtz
      @Dognuhtz Pƙed 4 lety

      toujo4 do you not know how alcohol works

    • @MrGonq
      @MrGonq Pƙed 4 lety +6

      But the dad is also drunk at the same time

  • @LunarScarlet00
    @LunarScarlet00 Pƙed 4 lety +765

    I love how Ryan gets up from the table so quick at 1:16:40 that had me dying of laughter

  • @OnTheCouchWithAC
    @OnTheCouchWithAC Pƙed 2 lety +114

    Seeing the newest drunk Mario Kart video from Supermega makes me feel better seeing Matt this way considering Ryan was definitely more gone in that video.

  • @CneeKrunch
    @CneeKrunch Pƙed 4 lety +795

    Matt is like when you let go of a balloon full of air and it thrashes around the room but instead of a balloon its a lanky skeleton.

    • @kirbykinnie3691
      @kirbykinnie3691 Pƙed 4 lety +26

      THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT ABOUT MATT IVE SEEN SO FAR

    • @malmstrim
      @malmstrim Pƙed 4 lety +24

      I can hear him rattling around like a Halloween prop

  • @suniboi2963
    @suniboi2963 Pƙed 4 lety +3024

    Matt has been the hands-down drunkest person EVER on this

    • @BecauseGames
      @BecauseGames Pƙed 4 lety +51

      Did you not see Jacksfilms?

    • @lemius6154
      @lemius6154 Pƙed 4 lety +34

      jacksfilms came pretty close

    • @staresaintglare4206
      @staresaintglare4206 Pƙed 4 lety +353

      He’s fucking 10 pounds what do you expect

    • @decaffeinatedafrican5997
      @decaffeinatedafrican5997 Pƙed 4 lety +76

      it's so strange because he has never behaved that way on the drunk drawings. he was absolutely wasted in this one.

    • @BigCleverName
      @BigCleverName Pƙed 4 lety +7

      @@decaffeinatedafrican5997 you're in for a treat

  • @CrisisMoon7
    @CrisisMoon7 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +31

    4:00 Chad can’t drive
    15:44 Chad sleeping on top Van
    18:40 Ryan reading Harry Potter
    19:56 doing it on a plane
    20:10 their faces
    20:44 Who’s SuperMega?
    22:37 Talk about SuperMega
    23:39 Roll the clip
    25:45 Chad’s Markiplier impressions
    26:47 Ryan had dyed purple hair?
    26:50 Matt did what?
    29:33 Hazard Productions
    30:10 Church story
    34:23 “that sucks”
    39:25 Yuri coughing
    40:35 Matt’s demon laugh
    42:00 I love this era for how amateur and dyi it felt
    48:48 SuperMega the best guest
    49:53 Matt’s nose
    1:00:03 Matt RUUUUGGGHH
    1:01:03 MATT
    1:02:25 burp
    1:05:13 “WHAT DID YOU SAY”

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

      Doing the Lord's work, thank you 🙏

  • @MrPotatoes97
    @MrPotatoes97 Pƙed 2 lety +92

    This has been my comfort video for 2 years now, really miss these vibes

  • @Roach_Dogg_JR
    @Roach_Dogg_JR Pƙed 4 lety +737

    Glad Matthew got to meet his favorite celebrities before cerebral palsy claims his life, so wholesome.

    • @terminallyhobo
      @terminallyhobo Pƙed 4 lety +23

      Cerebral ballsy

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      You can see the Cerebral Palsy kick in towards the end

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR Pƙed 4 lety +8

      Cc dA Yeah I assume alcohol is not good for that, but my beautiful boys live fast and die faster.

  • @TheSquash3
    @TheSquash3 Pƙed 4 lety +2667

    I wasn’t aware of how chaotic Matt could get lmao, this was legit jarring to watch

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer Pƙed 4 lety +96

      Once he slipped on Shane Dawson it was over.

    • @MrRubberduck645
      @MrRubberduck645 Pƙed 4 lety +256

      Those are the most fun drunks to watch but the worst to take care of. What's worse is when you're just as jacked but can hold it together a bit better. So you're trying not to pass out and make sure this other person does not piss the wrong person off.

    • @ki5122
      @ki5122 Pƙed 4 lety +41

      Rubberduck645 lmfaooooo you summed that up perfectly

    • @MrRubberduck645
      @MrRubberduck645 Pƙed 4 lety +25

      @@ki5122 I may have been in that situation a time or two. Haha.

    • @frankjohnson123
      @frankjohnson123 Pƙed 4 lety +17

      It's funny to watch, but fucking up their studio like that and pouring drinks on people are scumbag moves

  • @kopcode6346
    @kopcode6346 Pƙed 3 lety +318

    1:22:00 holy fuck I can't even identify the emotion that exploded out of Ryan here

    • @nickname9001
      @nickname9001 Pƙed 3 lety +35

      At a guess, anger.

    • @albumreviewsandsuch3114
      @albumreviewsandsuch3114 Pƙed 2 lety +50

      anger/surprise and shock/sadness...
      a big ball of emotion

    • @erinvelletta9672
      @erinvelletta9672 Pƙed 2 lety +64

      Frustrated Dad

    • @ClaireSunshine
      @ClaireSunshine Pƙed 2 lety +87

      Most likely frustration because by this point Matt was like maximum over intoxicated to the point that it made everyone else in the room sober.

    • @badtraax1016
      @badtraax1016 Pƙed rokem +8

      “Enough of this shit!” - I’d say that’s it.

  • @mariorodriguez-ws4xs
    @mariorodriguez-ws4xs Pƙed 3 lety +73

    1:18:11 when max says "oh here we go" knows matt was about to get emotional

  • @jiIIua
    @jiIIua Pƙed 4 lety +821

    Ryan doesn't get enough appreciation as the guy who watches out for everybody & tries to make sure nobody gets hurt lol

    • @exiledsonofhawaii3934
      @exiledsonofhawaii3934 Pƙed 4 lety +168

      Ryan was being such a dad, it was adorable. But at the same time, Matt’s behavior was so outrageous that Ryan had to kinda FORCE himself to get sober and stop the chaos even though he was still kinda buzzed so I feel bad haha

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer Pƙed 4 lety +70

      Ryan wanted to make sure Matt was OK for cuddles later.

    • @bleachno9
      @bleachno9 Pƙed 4 lety +92

      He's such a sweetheart and a kind soul, he beats himself up too much.

    • @mdragon5536
      @mdragon5536 Pƙed 4 lety +51

      Ryan is such a caring angel bless him

    • @daniell.5148
      @daniell.5148 Pƙed 4 lety +37

      i saw this comment as soon as 1:21:30 happened and the timing could not have been more perfect

  • @maxkaspersson2584
    @maxkaspersson2584 Pƙed 4 lety +1815

    "Don't film me, this will affect my stock in the future" Spat my drink laughing at this 1:19:34

    • @turkeysamwich00
      @turkeysamwich00 Pƙed 4 lety +78

      that line got me too cause it's the most drunk thing he said the whole time

  • @Morgue1998
    @Morgue1998 Pƙed 2 lety +92

    I can't wait for SuperMega to come back. Honestly my favorite cold ones episode to this day. The chemistry between these 4 is legendary. If they all lived in the same area they'd have such amazing content.

    • @braxtondavis393
      @braxtondavis393 Pƙed rokem +1

      There is no chemistry here. Just two dudes being passive aggressive assholes for no reason.

  • @devonwinch
    @devonwinch Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +26

    Really missing supermega these days

    • @montylj62
      @montylj62 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +10

      They’re back!!!!

  • @SuperMega
    @SuperMega Pƙed 4 lety +25714

    this is surely certified as epic

  • @beansyummydesu
    @beansyummydesu Pƙed 4 lety +1082

    Chad: You've been the best guests on Cold Ones
    Super Mega: *Destroys the studio*

  • @quantumcarrots2649
    @quantumcarrots2649 Pƙed 3 lety +570

    Are we just gonna ignore that time Chad noticed max had an inch on his nose but couldn't scratch bc bottles and itched it for him. 19:33

  • @scrublord5760
    @scrublord5760 Pƙed 2 lety +103

    This is the best episode of cold ones. More guests should get blasted like this.I literally got drunk alongside y’all and it was so fun

  • @Successkid2014
    @Successkid2014 Pƙed 4 lety +631

    When Jerome let him have a sip of his brew.

    • @Successkid2014
      @Successkid2014 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Maloganson Those sweet blonde boys sent from Heaven?

    • @maloganson6481
      @maloganson6481 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Mister Niceguy can’t they see who he is? He’s just another... Blonde Bro 😔

  • @BowfortheMad
    @BowfortheMad Pƙed 4 lety +884

    Congrats Matt you're the first man ive seen these alcoholics cut off.

  • @_missmarissa_
    @_missmarissa_ Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +12

    max and chad please get supermega back for round 2 of this its been too long how dare you

  • @awkwardlife1855
    @awkwardlife1855 Pƙed 3 lety +69

    Matt, while drunk: *Chaotic Power Bottom*

  • @drivedonniedrive
    @drivedonniedrive Pƙed 4 lety +1071

    the infamous video where we get to see matt embarrass himself.

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer Pƙed 4 lety +44

      You mean SuperMega?

    • @audiowithdrawal
      @audiowithdrawal Pƙed 4 lety +30

      @@PreferredCustomer *matt watson from supermega?

    • @Wambario
      @Wambario Pƙed 4 lety +12

      Audio Withdrawal *Bratt Watson from SuperMega

    • @shukterhousejive
      @shukterhousejive Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Frankly it's about damn time we saw Matt embarrass himself!

    • @drivedonniedrive
      @drivedonniedrive Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Shukterhouse Jive that’s like every supermega episode but yeah

  • @justin8619
    @justin8619 Pƙed 4 lety +518

    Ryan apologizing for Matt’s behavior was legit the funniest thing ever

  • @alpacagangaffiliated
    @alpacagangaffiliated Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +18

    i miss supermega so much

  • @riversblue4972
    @riversblue4972 Pƙed 3 lety +125

    Best moments thread:
    34:51 - "Do you want an academy award, Chad?"
    25:53 - Markiplier Impression

  • @nickelfront
    @nickelfront Pƙed 4 lety +1240

    1:17:17 HE JUST FULLY GOES LIMP AND SLIPS THROUGH RYANS ARMS LIKE SILK

    • @natdanae5945
      @natdanae5945 Pƙed 4 lety +22

      twoofspades sometimes drinking you THINK you’re sane, but in reality you’re unconscious for a few moments IF NOT MORE. Hours could pass. I ~assume~ Matt thought he was in his chair and got very confused and fight-y when he got picked up the second time.

  • @NeonNG
    @NeonNG Pƙed 4 lety +675

    Blonde boy Ethan finally got a sip of Jerome's brew.

  • @Shambles27
    @Shambles27 Pƙed 2 lety +50

    It started off so simple with Matt and Ryan talking about how they got started on CZcams and nose dived out of nowhere lmao

  • @swishtango5468
    @swishtango5468 Pƙed rokem +53

    Ryan shouting HEY at the end was so fucking funny

    • @ZorbadTheGreat
      @ZorbadTheGreat Pƙed rokem +2

      Was genuinely cry laughing at that when Matt pulled chad off

  • @mahoukittyqwq
    @mahoukittyqwq Pƙed 4 lety +2373

    Matt: destroys entire set
    Chad: eh whatever
    Matt: runs into whiteboard a little
    Chad: *NOT THE WHITEBOARD YOU IDIOT*

    • @Heimskiir
      @Heimskiir Pƙed 4 lety +53

      whiteboards are fucking expensive bro you dont understand

    • @sponge1478
      @sponge1478 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      @Ray Petibiuya get out of here you imposter I've seen you everywhere, telling people on Ellen you're the true boy. My dad's a lawyer and he's gunna take everything you own for what you've done

    • @Green_thumb-rn1ld
      @Green_thumb-rn1ld Pƙed 4 lety

      RoachDoggJR umm you okay buddy?

    • @malcum7947
      @malcum7947 Pƙed 4 lety

      Bro you're just not in with RoachDogg bro

    • @Blubber120
      @Blubber120 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@sponge1478 THE ROACHDOG JR?

  • @Hallucinojelly
    @Hallucinojelly Pƙed 4 lety +857

    I never thought I'd see Matt out-Chad Chad.

    • @SkeIetor
      @SkeIetor Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Chad is the exact opposite of what a Chad is

    • @jacklloyd4376
      @jacklloyd4376 Pƙed 4 lety +17

      @@SkeIetor Chad fucks more than any of us. He may be fat but he gets mad puss, this isn't a made up fact.

    • @JD-xf5so
      @JD-xf5so Pƙed 4 lety

      Jack Lloyd same

  • @fudgesticklebear
    @fudgesticklebear Pƙed rokem +39

    The regression of Chad's 'Bro' to 'Bo' is adorable

  • @psychobillynumbnuts1
    @psychobillynumbnuts1 Pƙed 3 lety +153

    41:05 This is the exact moment Matt lost it AND became drunk

    • @KKruki
      @KKruki Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I think it was directly after the cloggie lol

    • @Venomonomonom
      @Venomonomonom Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@KKruki yeah Yuri spiked that shit

  • @jm-ng8sy
    @jm-ng8sy Pƙed 4 lety +2279

    Calling this a podcast is false.
    *It's a cinematic experience*

  • @elihance3137
    @elihance3137 Pƙed 4 lety +562

    Those last twenty minutes are probably the hardest ive ever laughed

  • @ClaireSunshine
    @ClaireSunshine Pƙed 3 lety +69

    I think it's funny that right before Matt chugs the Fiji water bottle you can tell Chad and Ryan are both discussing that they need to deal with Matt being so fucking wasted.
    It really drives home that everyone was very worried about how drunk he had gotten.

  • @_lil_lil
    @_lil_lil Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +24

    If these boys come back and/or rebrand, I hope we have a part 2 (and these days Matt weighs only 30% less than an average man rather than 50% less back then so he might not get as embarrassingly wasted while keeping up with everyone else)

    • @CHIVELS
      @CHIVELS Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +4

      I really hope they come back 😕

    • @niamh2467
      @niamh2467 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +3

      pretty sure matt is sober now so that seems unlikely
 would love for them to collab again though all of their vids together are hilarious

  • @Adventthief
    @Adventthief Pƙed 4 lety +970

    I love how Ryan gave a genuine aggressive butt spank to Matt at the end of the video.
    You can see the parental anger on his face lol. 10/10 episode.

  • @lemonboy5498
    @lemonboy5498 Pƙed 4 lety +435

    I had no idea Matt was this capable of being a walking disaster, it’s impressive

  • @fetamean
    @fetamean Pƙed 3 lety +54

    These guys are some of my favorite new content creators around. They're not nearly as frat as Trevor Wallace and Cherdleys. They're more down-tempo choir boys gone rogue or something. Love them.

  • @adsopro
    @adsopro Pƙed 3 lety +79

    We need these guys back on cold ones, once the pandemic is over, best guests by far.

    • @Mr.SteelinKeepIt
      @Mr.SteelinKeepIt Pƙed rokem

      “Once the pandemic is over” Lol. It will never be over. Still isn’t. It will be over when our collective governments says it’s over.

  • @samash33
    @samash33 Pƙed 4 lety +873

    “You had 5 grandmas that died??”
    “No, I had a grandma that died 5 times”
    😂

    • @UNR3D
      @UNR3D Pƙed 4 lety

      what's the timestamp for that i need it

    • @ricky-gp6yw
      @ricky-gp6yw Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@UNR3D 23:39

    • @UNR3D
      @UNR3D Pƙed 4 lety

      pizzaboy thank you so much

  • @miguel-vo1cb
    @miguel-vo1cb Pƙed 4 lety +1439

    The end of the podcast is like having a seizure

  • @naniurackass8273
    @naniurackass8273 Pƙed 2 lety +132

    Matt: Psychotic gay guy
    Chad: Just a victim
    Max: Getting too old for this shit
    Ryan: Just a guy tryna get by :)

  • @ghostyfangz
    @ghostyfangz Pƙed 3 lety +71

    1:21:50 “NOT THE WHITEBOARD BRO THATS WHERE WE COUNT OUR STOCKS AND BITCOIN, YOU IDIOT”

  • @JSTheOperator
    @JSTheOperator Pƙed 4 lety +2736

    How is this the best and worst episode of all time

    • @frankramirez728
      @frankramirez728 Pƙed 4 lety +97

      SuperMega baby

    • @kittechno8401
      @kittechno8401 Pƙed 4 lety +86

      because this podcast is not good because of quality, it's good because it's fun.

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr Pƙed 4 lety +11

      because it's SuperMega

    • @debohancock4716
      @debohancock4716 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Because this podcast is just an alcoholic binge, which i love, but alcohol does this to people no doubt believe it or not lmao

    • @Squiggy2010
      @Squiggy2010 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Matt got piss drunk, destroyed the set and managed to answer zero questions.

  • @hogwarner9008
    @hogwarner9008 Pƙed 4 lety +276

    more than an hour in: "I dunno, matt sure was making a big deal over this, but it doesn't seem that bad"
    finished the video: "oh"

    • @NPadilla243
      @NPadilla243 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Wowie, the REAL Cubesona???

    • @hogwarner9008
      @hogwarner9008 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@NPadilla243 cubesona? from superme-- wait...

  • @timisontube
    @timisontube Pƙed rokem +16

    1:20:55 this reaches eric andre levels, bro is literally answering a question as matt is Crawling up from the floor

  • @magickalmason
    @magickalmason Pƙed rokem +31

    Ik they're all probably the most embarrassed over this vid but it's literally the best one on the channel. I'd love to see a redo tho!

  • @hannahranit5548
    @hannahranit5548 Pƙed 4 lety +610

    i love ryan magee and his gay skeleton son

    • @asme4050
      @asme4050 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Hannah Ranit underated comment

  • @KingoftheLizardz
    @KingoftheLizardz Pƙed 4 lety +428

    Matt is that one friend who pisses off everyone in the club and somehow gets you beaten up and thrown out

  • @sixtoMH
    @sixtoMH Pƙed 3 lety +27

    I watch this religiously every three months

  • @TheEyesThrone
    @TheEyesThrone Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +6

    "don't film me, this will effect my stock in the future"

  • @adamwhittaker2727
    @adamwhittaker2727 Pƙed 4 lety +555

    Ryan and max look legitimately disappointed in Matt the whole episode

    • @samhammich7993
      @samhammich7993 Pƙed 4 lety +12

      To be fair, Max always looks disappointed in everyone he looks at.

  • @Gary-tz5qm
    @Gary-tz5qm Pƙed 4 lety +1151

    I like how when the podcasts started max was so disorganised and now he’s essentially the only relatively composed thing on the podcasts

    • @nobodyknows7454
      @nobodyknows7454 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      el goat latest ep says otherwise LOL

    • @hongodongo9053
      @hongodongo9053 Pƙed 4 lety +37

      Max has had his complete fuckouts too, I vividly remember in the outtakes of the gentlemens club video where he just starts smashing shit with a champagne bottle and idubbbz starts bleeding.
      And the paris vlog where he blacks out.

  • @kolbypalmer4263
    @kolbypalmer4263 Pƙed 3 lety +46

    I have probably rewatched this episode close to 10 times

    • @rudlum7250
      @rudlum7250 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Im on the same train Ive watched all of there episodes more than 10 times.. They're just soo freaking awesome that its something i can rewatch and not get tired of

  • @koreykore4482
    @koreykore4482 Pƙed 2 lety +31

    1:06:30
    Matt: Hey can you get the glass off the table?
    Matt: Get the GLASS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE YOU IDIOT!
    Ryan: huRRRRRRYYYYYUUUUUUUUP!
    Matt: Why'd you SMASH THE FUCKING BOTTLE!
    Max: .....hey! Welcome to Cold Ones.

  • @brunkosproogle5046
    @brunkosproogle5046 Pƙed 4 lety +834

    I feel like Matt gave off the wrong impression to people who don’t know who he is hahah

    • @AlexA-lv1zb
      @AlexA-lv1zb Pƙed 4 lety +75

      This should be at the top. The 4 all seem to work well together and Matt isn't always like this. I feel bad for Chad and Ryan and Max too. I feel like they wouldn't be back just because of how Matt acted

    • @DarkDingo7
      @DarkDingo7 Pƙed 4 lety +226

      @@AlexA-lv1zb they clearly had a blast and loved each other or they wouldn't be on as good of terms as they are still

    • @1_f1N_1
      @1_f1N_1 Pƙed 4 lety +110

      @@AlexA-lv1zb they hung out together for like a week I doubt they care

    • @xbravo3
      @xbravo3 Pƙed 4 lety +119

      I dont know who he is, all he is to me is another victim of max and chads podcast.

    • @AlexA-lv1zb
      @AlexA-lv1zb Pƙed 4 lety +4

      I forgot about that. I clicked on this and didn't watch the other video and I finished Cold Ones at night. Hopefully we sew more content with them all though

  • @Jadesmorot
    @Jadesmorot Pƙed 4 lety +551

    1:11:03 the arin hanson really jumped out there

    • @KneeDeep2231
      @KneeDeep2231 Pƙed 4 lety +73

      Arin transcends through all living beings

  • @MulettoMotorsports
    @MulettoMotorsports Pƙed 2 lety +195

    Ryan : South Carolina, gay people are as rare as the dodo bird
    Max: Those are extinct
    Matt: Exactly
    Max: Are you saying we should kill gays?
    Chad: *laughs himself into the shadow realm*

    • @Venomonomonom
      @Venomonomonom Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Timestamp

    • @yarhar7208
      @yarhar7208 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@Venomonomonom 58:08

    • @user-tf5lg7fc9s
      @user-tf5lg7fc9s Pƙed rokem +1

      "I'm not saying we should kill them... but we should build some camps, think about it."

  • @ryanscott4038
    @ryanscott4038 Pƙed 3 lety +50

    I have a doctor’s note that says I have to watch this every month or I’ll die.

  • @rikkuato
    @rikkuato Pƙed 4 lety +226

    seeing Matt scream “I SLIPPED ON PEWDIEPIE!” made me cry laughing

  • @Its_Maso
    @Its_Maso Pƙed 4 lety +384

    "I slipped on Pewdiepie." -Matt
    I bet no one ever said that before.

  • @Patrick-dogmove
    @Patrick-dogmove Pƙed 3 lety +27

    This is by FAR my favorite ep. I re-watch this like once a month

  • @That1BVP
    @That1BVP Pƙed 2 lety +64

    1:15:49
    Ryan's innocent face while saying that shit hurted
    And the camera persons giggle

  • @BeatzFresh
    @BeatzFresh Pƙed 4 lety +237

    Ryan's yell at the end as he saves the table >>>

  • @Sweethang528
    @Sweethang528 Pƙed 4 lety +316

    i love how much of a dad ryan is like when matt tip chad over at the end he starts yelling hey hey hey

    • @duck-friend
      @duck-friend Pƙed 4 lety +39

      @Grizz Bandicoot yeah that guy's the best

    • @lil_chimpus
      @lil_chimpus Pƙed 4 lety +25

      @@duck-friend classic brandon

    • @alexperissinotto9927
      @alexperissinotto9927 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      Dog Man you guys know brandon?

    • @duck-friend
      @duck-friend Pƙed 4 lety +8

      Alex peri dude who DOESN’T know Brandon?!

    • @travis4272
      @travis4272 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      @@duck-friend Petition Brandon for the next Cold Ones? Hm?

  • @jordanparker1287
    @jordanparker1287 Pƙed 2 lety +18

    Ryan trying to not to fade out of existence from the alcohol is my new favorite thing lmao

  • @TheParaducky
    @TheParaducky Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +10

    RIP SuperMega :(

  • @northuniverse
    @northuniverse Pƙed 4 lety +440

    RIP Matt's five grandmas. They're partying with Jesus now, gettin lit

    • @azechase6597
      @azechase6597 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      No. It's just the one grandma who died five times.

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse Pƙed 4 lety +4

      @@azechase6597 kind of like a cat or something?

  • @fuckboi_killa
    @fuckboi_killa Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +11

    I still need that part 2

  • @Unkle_Genny
    @Unkle_Genny Pƙed 3 lety +32

    14:30 Chad: “He’s a real-“ *passes it off to twomad*
    Twomad: “hE’s A rEaL nIgGa! >;D”
    Chad: “....
    ... We definitely can’t put that in!”