Wolf of Wallstreet - Talking about hiring little people

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  • čas přidán 5. 04. 2014
  • Debating what they can and cant do if they chose to hire a midget
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  • @alexanderward5286
    @alexanderward5286 Před 2 lety +7457

    Most professional and structured conversation in the Movie is about throwing midgets at a Bull’s eye

    • @Ariccio123
      @Ariccio123 Před 2 lety +174

      Honestly the most accurate business scene in any movie

    • @JonnySublime
      @JonnySublime Před 2 lety +51

      @@Ariccio123 fortune 500 companies could learn a thing or two from this

    • @beepbeep9750
      @beepbeep9750 Před 2 lety +7

      Little people

    • @alexanderward5286
      @alexanderward5286 Před 2 lety +27

      @@beepbeep9750 Midgets*****

    • @TXnine7nine
      @TXnine7nine Před 2 lety +33

      @@beepbeep9750 *Vertically challenged*

  • @BigstickNick
    @BigstickNick Před 2 lety +4773

    Women: All men think about is sex.
    Men:

  • @fixandflipofficial
    @fixandflipofficial Před 2 lety +6695

    This is exactly what I expected a team of millionaires to talk about in a meeting

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 Před 2 lety +168

      Millionaires on drugs. Lots of drugs.

    • @notdustinschatz9357
      @notdustinschatz9357 Před 2 lety +33

      It's accurate

    • @notdustinschatz9357
      @notdustinschatz9357 Před 2 lety +64

      @@jasonx-ray3921 sorry I couldn't reply sooner was sitting court side in my season tickets tonight

    • @obsidian00
      @obsidian00 Před 2 lety

      Yup

    • @getmad8063
      @getmad8063 Před 2 lety +28

      @@jasonx-ray3921 did you really get triggered? Lol

  • @chargerfan2
    @chargerfan2 Před 2 lety +4247

    "They're top heavy like a lawn dart so they're built for accuracy." How they keep a straight face while discussing this is beyond me.

    • @poleag
      @poleag Před 2 lety +97

      I wouldn't be surprised if they had to film a lot of these scenes 20+ times because people couldn't keep straight faces.

    • @MikeLikesChannel
      @MikeLikesChannel Před 2 lety +28

      After the 67th cut, it’s no longer funny - it’s just performed 😆

    • @MrJones895
      @MrJones895 Před 2 lety +20

      @@MikeLikesChannel it’s still funny after 67 times of watching it though haha

    • @gfbl
      @gfbl Před 10 měsíci +3

      I was crying😂😂😂

    • @michaelfinger6303
      @michaelfinger6303 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Why wouldnt you discuss it straight forward, thats a legal discussion to avoid law suits...

  • @pettylittleliarbussy
    @pettylittleliarbussy Před 2 lety +4652

    “The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind is that these things gossip. They get together and they gossip.” lmao

    • @elliotrose8836
      @elliotrose8836 Před 2 lety +107

      That is literally the part I just laughed at lmao

    • @MrMaacin05
      @MrMaacin05 Před 2 lety +43

      Has me dying every time

    • @ananthucs8210
      @ananthucs8210 Před 2 lety +53

      And then they go on and say we have to treat them like one of us

    • @yoshi9538
      @yoshi9538 Před 2 lety +17

      Thats a good point

    • @AndrewRudinMD
      @AndrewRudinMD Před 2 lety +55

      Thats why I love you....you think of shit like that.

  • @kb4903
    @kb4903 Před 2 lety +1820

    ‘Let’s keep that in our back pocket’

  • @hiphopotamus69
    @hiphopotamus69 Před 2 lety +1934

    “No shit that’s interesting” as a reaction to someone describing using a human being as a bowling ball is hilarious

    • @aidanmagill6769
      @aidanmagill6769 Před 2 lety +27

      Not a human being, a dwarf.

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti Před rokem +9

      This entire scene is hilarious from top to bottom.

    • @jonathanmiller5232
      @jonathanmiller5232 Před rokem +6

      "Jamie, look that up"

    • @jloo6822
      @jloo6822 Před rokem +5

      “Ok we’ll get that guy too but”

    • @Mbbrog
      @Mbbrog Před 10 měsíci +1

      So glad someone pointed this out. My man.

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie Před rokem +740

    This dialogue is perfection. “You can’t look him in the eye. It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Nightroamer
      @Nightroamer Před rokem +30

      One of the following lines is even better "they're like Mona Lisa, they find eye contact wherever you're standing in the room"

    • @HaimTabibi
      @HaimTabibi Před rokem +2

      PBS has some interesting subjects.

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I look at their chin.

    • @curtiszyr
      @curtiszyr Před 3 měsíci

      @@Nightroamer”I feel like you’re addressing me right now but you are not are you ?” 😂

  • @svengalisounds4471
    @svengalisounds4471 Před 2 lety +681

    "these things gossip" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @okstever
      @okstever Před 2 lety +11

      We're all going to hell.

  • @emmah6454
    @emmah6454 Před 2 lety +1685

    Imagine a guy walking by on the other side of the glass seeing these guys and thinks
    “Wow they’re so successful, look at them talking hardcore business”

    • @harry2654
      @harry2654 Před 2 lety +101

      That's what I love about this scene. If you couldn't hear them, there woould be literally no indication that they would be talking about anything but business. They're in their suits, sitting around a boardroom table, got paperwork out, pens in hands. It's like a freaking perfect metaphor for corrupt business behind closed doors.

    • @adhamadoh2998
      @adhamadoh2998 Před 2 lety +18

      All employees were enjoying the degenerate activities and knew these guys well.

    • @orangeblue01
      @orangeblue01 Před rokem

      .

    • @henrikwelamsson4944
      @henrikwelamsson4944 Před rokem +11

      If you play this without sound, it really looks like some distinguished gents talking about sophisticated business ideas

    • @philipposkasotis8658
      @philipposkasotis8658 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Midget throwing is hardcore business. You ever see Microman. He is their mascot

  • @tylerfreitas1453
    @tylerfreitas1453 Před 2 lety +758

    “I want someone with a tranquilizer gun waiting…” 😂😂

    • @parhhesia
      @parhhesia Před 2 lety +23

      Safety first.

    • @charlesabramson9492
      @charlesabramson9492 Před rokem

      No I don't want to hurtem, I just want them knocked the fuck out

    • @Iammint77
      @Iammint77 Před rokem +30

      “I don’t want to hurt them, I just want to knock them out” lol. It’s absolutely brilliant 😂

  • @kholathekid
    @kholathekid Před 2 lety +1022

    I love how they talk about them like they're not humans.

  • @sushi0hifi
    @sushi0hifi Před 2 lety +243

    I’m so surprised that “It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS” didn’t become a meme 😂

  • @lukehoward3168
    @lukehoward3168 Před 2 lety +186

    “They’re built for accuracy”

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 Před 2 lety +7

      They're built to be thrown🤣🤣🤣

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 Před 2 lety +9

      @@harleyb7880 They're top heavy.

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 Před rokem +4

      @@robrick9361 Like lawn darts.

    • @amipadme3985
      @amipadme3985 Před 3 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pawneechief1
    @pawneechief1 Před 2 lety +170

    This whole convo is hilarious. “Let’s keep that in our back pocket.”

  • @devboyini
    @devboyini Před 2 lety +428

    This whole scene is legendary. The part after is just next level shit

  • @jirigenkov1841
    @jirigenkov1841 Před 10 měsíci +54

    I love the fact behind those glass doors without knowledge of words, they look absolutely professional, perspective-rich conversation, gestures and mimics would make me think ''oh they must me discussing some important shit'' if I was on the office phone

  • @bmoney972
    @bmoney972 Před 2 lety +115

    " ...they get confused...their wires get crossed" 🤣

  • @junkiexl86
    @junkiexl86 Před 2 lety +36

    0:44 "Lets keep that in our back pocket" lmfao. I've seen this movie idk how many times and I still catch stuff I missed each time.

  • @youngbuck388
    @youngbuck388 Před 2 lety +311

    For a while would get nervous when id see my boss and the owners have meetings until i got promoted and was in this meeting to find out all they did was talk shit like this ....😃

    • @SeaUrchinFilms
      @SeaUrchinFilms Před 2 lety +42

      Marcos this is John, your boss. You're fired.

    • @Jisim33
      @Jisim33 Před 2 lety +5

      @@SeaUrchinFilms gotemmm

    • @brianpotter149
      @brianpotter149 Před 2 lety +12

      Hahaha this - I used to wonder what the bosses actually talked about when they had there big meetings during the week up in the offices, untill I was a team leader too and was in on these meetings and realised the whole thing was a joke and at least half the meeting was spent discussing football matches 🤣

    • @seanmartin4790
      @seanmartin4790 Před 2 lety +2

      @@SeaUrchinFilms John this is Sean, the owner of the company, don't bother coming back in after today.

    • @kartikaye3313
      @kartikaye3313 Před 2 lety +1

      @@seanmartin4790 Sean this is the IRS, you haven't paid your taxes in 30 years, consider your life finished.

  • @wantnoodles
    @wantnoodles Před rokem +182

    Ironically Jordan Belford is the most compassionate in this scene, he actually cares that they don’t get hurt 😄

    • @pault6347
      @pault6347 Před rokem +13

      A true leader...still at least a little motivated by a desire for balance 💁 haha

    • @wowno5763
      @wowno5763 Před rokem +20

      Guessing its more for legal reasons than because he gives a shit though.

    • @gimlisonofgloin3341
      @gimlisonofgloin3341 Před 10 měsíci +8

      His suggestion was to use a tranquilliser on them if they got angry hahaha.

  • @LIBREPUB
    @LIBREPUB Před 2 lety +72

    This seems like genius improv. This movie is so good

  • @DarkKnight-fd1kf
    @DarkKnight-fd1kf Před 2 lety +386

    I would have paid so much money to have been there on set as they do takes laughing. 1:23 Jonah touching his cheeks trying not to smile 😂

    • @jd0879
      @jd0879 Před rokem +9

      No he wasnt

    • @sonofoccuna
      @sonofoccuna Před rokem +18

      @@jd0879 yes he was

    • @nilssonakerlund2852
      @nilssonakerlund2852 Před rokem +9

      I've seen this movie a dozen times and I never caught that. Thanks for pointing it out.

  • @SuperChuckRaney
    @SuperChuckRaney Před 2 lety +302

    This is the most important scene in ANY movie. Hiring midgets. A skill everyone needs.

    • @Renaissance464
      @Renaissance464 Před 2 lety +7

      This scene changed my life.

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney Před 2 lety +3

      @@Renaissance464 hahaha

    • @marcelo497
      @marcelo497 Před rokem +1

      Just got a contact here in my city that hires midgets dressed as mariachis to parties, it's like 200 dollars, but I'm willing to pay that

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney Před rokem +3

      @@marcelo497 Now you thinking.
      BE CAREFUL THO, these things get together and gossip

    • @hitesh5551hr
      @hitesh5551hr Před rokem

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  • @tommyrezac2895
    @tommyrezac2895 Před 2 lety +61

    “That’s a fact. I saw it on PBS.”
    Must have missed that Ken Burns film.

  • @ronronvlogs7260
    @ronronvlogs7260 Před 2 lety +88

    “Let’s keep that in our back pocket”😂😂😂

  • @RichBandzMf
    @RichBandzMf Před rokem +17

    “They’re built to be thrown, they’re top heavy like a long dart so they’re built for accuracy” 🎯

  • @leafodan3730
    @leafodan3730 Před 2 lety +72

    “If it gets hurt …”
    “These things gossip”

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 Před rokem +27

    “That’s a fact I saw it on PBS”
    Rugrat was hilarious in every scene lol

  • @ZachGood
    @ZachGood Před 9 měsíci +14

    “If we don’t consider him a human - we just consider it an act - I think we’re in the clear.”

  • @murad98
    @murad98 Před 2 lety +23

    Very structured and concise conversation about a very important issue. That’s what men do.

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti Před rokem

      They even took notes about what kind of weapons they might use to knock this fucker out if his wires get crossed and he starts to attack. Now that's some professional dedication.

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink Před rokem +15

    "Let's keep that in our back pocket" is a brilliant line.

  • @i_bomb_atomikly9692
    @i_bomb_atomikly9692 Před 2 lety +38

    “That’s why I love you. Because you think of shit like that..”

  • @quintonwilson8565
    @quintonwilson8565 Před 2 lety +86

    This movie is simply fucking incredible in terms of acting and story

    • @CJW0056
      @CJW0056 Před 2 lety +11

      It's been my favorite movie since it came out, nothing has dethroned it yet... It has sex, drugs, debauchery, violence, comedy, rock and roll. It has it all.

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 Před rokem

      @@CJW0056 Then you’re gonna love the new movie Babylon. It’s also got Margot Robbie, and there’s TONS of debauchery. Tons. Brad Pitt stars, and Tobey Maguire’s in it, too.

  • @ryansaunchegraw2836
    @ryansaunchegraw2836 Před 2 lety +19

    The professional "bromance" is amazing to watch.

  • @Panama00807
    @Panama00807 Před 2 lety +46

    “The important thing is that these things gossip” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Danzo_Dattori
    @Danzo_Dattori Před 2 lety +44

    So this is what the higher management discuss in meetings

  • @socallawrence
    @socallawrence Před 2 lety +27

    “Let’s keep that in our back pocket” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasonwest2297
    @jasonwest2297 Před 2 lety +21

    What a perfect opportunity to play the Randy Newman song 'Short People'. Can't believe they missed that!

  • @odinshalldawnoftitans881
    @odinshalldawnoftitans881 Před 2 lety +221

    Don't you just love the fact that they weren't afraid to offend anyone? Jonah Hill is just another level 😂😂😂

    • @g00zik97
      @g00zik97 Před rokem

      they were clearly afraid of offending midgets

    • @odinshalldawnoftitans881
      @odinshalldawnoftitans881 Před rokem +4

      @@g00zik97 I'm talking about the movie makers... they aren't afraid of shit

    • @wowno5763
      @wowno5763 Před rokem

      I mean, the whole point is that it is offensive and that these guys are pieces of sh*t. Theyre playing characters that were probably actually like this, theyre not actually condoning the dehumanizing language. Learn the difference.

    • @masterchief1992HHQ
      @masterchief1992HHQ Před rokem +8

      The important thing that you guys gotta keep in mind is these things gossip

  • @Triumphant144
    @Triumphant144 Před 2 lety +26

    “These things gossip” lmfao

  • @Krowsnose
    @Krowsnose Před 2 lety +34

    "If we don't consider him a human..."
    Haha. The conversation just gets worse and worse 😂

  • @billycloudy9078
    @billycloudy9078 Před rokem +38

    I just love this scene because they talk about this so seriously like they were actually having a board meeting and talking about stock market shit!!😂😂😂

  • @booognish
    @booognish Před 2 lety +79

    I laughed maniacally the first time I saw this scene, one of the funniest ever...

  • @amaddenmind4597
    @amaddenmind4597 Před 2 lety +13

    This was very inappropriate and hysterically funny at the same time🤣

  • @rajendranadarajan8931
    @rajendranadarajan8931 Před 11 měsíci +5

    The dialogue flows like poetry

  • @SBRS47
    @SBRS47 Před 2 lety +69

    I feel like you're addressing me right now but you're not are you?

    • @Eli-ss9gj
      @Eli-ss9gj Před 2 lety +3

      That shit made me burst out laughing 😂

  • @adrianislas5755
    @adrianislas5755 Před 2 lety +15

    The Freaks reference at the end kills me every time. 😂

  • @chandlergregory473
    @chandlergregory473 Před 10 měsíci +17

    “No safety IS first, I want somebody with a fucking tranquilliser gun ready to knock this fucker out” is the best line and just goes under the radar

  • @whentheleveebreaks4732
    @whentheleveebreaks4732 Před rokem +10

    “They get together and they gossip..” very true

  • @santanakay5776
    @santanakay5776 Před 6 měsíci +13

    I love how Jordan goes “safety is first” and me thinking he meant safety for the midget but he meant safety for his staff if the midget freaks out and attacks them 😂😂

  • @Ktonrider
    @Ktonrider Před 10 měsíci +8

    They talk about “needing protection” and you figure it’s for the little people and then they’re taking about tranquilizer guns and tasers 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FlyingPaladin
    @FlyingPaladin Před 2 lety +14

    This video is almost eight years old but most of the comments are recent. CZcams works in mysterious ways

  • @99dndd
    @99dndd Před rokem +44

    As brilliant as this scene is, the door opening is the start of an even better scene. What a film.

    • @amipadme3985
      @amipadme3985 Před 3 měsíci

      I need a YT clip that has both. 😂

  • @shaneb8254
    @shaneb8254 Před 2 lety +11

    “Their wires get crossed” 😂

  • @dickgrayson4325
    @dickgrayson4325 Před 2 lety +14

    Lol, "let's not rule it out and keep it in our back pocket." 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
    Jonah Hill is a fantastic amazing actor. 👏

  • @jorgel.moquete1969
    @jorgel.moquete1969 Před 2 lety +34

    From planning little people tossing to giving motivational conferences. Ey, the wheel of life.

  • @bmphil3400
    @bmphil3400 Před 2 lety +7

    Covid and remote meetings put the kibosh on all this kind of productive brainstorming.

  • @jimcameron9848
    @jimcameron9848 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Let's keep that in our back pocket...

  • @pedrosarti9468
    @pedrosarti9468 Před 9 měsíci +3

    This epic scene followed by Max rant LMAO.

  • @hamzasalman6345
    @hamzasalman6345 Před 2 lety +5

    watch this in mute, then with sound on. Funniest shit ever😂

  • @Incognito-vc9wj
    @Incognito-vc9wj Před 2 lety +23

    The clever thing about this scene is if you watch it without sound, it looks like they’re talking serious business. People in the office would never know they were talking this about shit, lol.

  • @dylanbushmire2623
    @dylanbushmire2623 Před 9 měsíci +2

    “They’re built to be thrown “ I didn’t think it was possible to connect with something on that high of a level

  • @Ananse15
    @Ananse15 Před 9 měsíci +3

    “I feel like you’re addressing me right now, but you’re not are you?” I don’t know why it sounds so innocent but funny 😂

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA Před 2 lety +3

    No shit that’s interesting is amazing because how do you not laugh during this scene. They keep saying “it” or “these things” and “freaks” reference is just so out there

  • @PinkMonkeyBird
    @PinkMonkeyBird Před 2 lety +6

    There would be no discernible difference if this was a group of A list CZcamsrs and I love it.

  • @jjk9275
    @jjk9275 Před 2 lety +4

    "that's a fact, I saw it on PBS." LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Korph88
    @Korph88 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Brother is the bowling ball

  • @delloffthewall
    @delloffthewall Před 2 lety +20

    Friends: You wanna hold our newborn?!
    Me: 0:08

  • @abdullahabd7677
    @abdullahabd7677 Před 2 lety +24

    Jonah Hill is a terrific actor.

  • @twistandshoutabout
    @twistandshoutabout Před rokem +2

    "I fell like you're addressing but you're not are you?"

  • @NiquidFox
    @NiquidFox Před 7 měsíci +2

    “Im gonna throw the shit outta this little fuckin thing” 😂 lmfao how did he say that with a straight face

  • @sbh_tx
    @sbh_tx Před 2 lety +6

    “Built like a lawn dart” lmao

  • @danghoangluong2942
    @danghoangluong2942 Před 7 měsíci +2

    "That's a fact. I saw it on PBS"

  • @Hammifornia24
    @Hammifornia24 Před 9 měsíci +3

    If this whole convo was in the script this is the greatest movie of all time.
    If it’s improved it’s the greatest movie of all time.

  • @TheVVildHunt
    @TheVVildHunt Před 9 měsíci +2

    I am convinced when the upper brass at my company has their weekly huddles this is EXACTLY what they talk about

  • @jdblueee
    @jdblueee Před 2 lety +5

    "Get a tranquilliser gun, mace, tasers"
    Jesus christ they hunting a Yeti?

  • @gatlu2law756
    @gatlu2law756 Před 2 lety +6

    Am just jealous of the FEDS after they tampered their board rooms.
    They must have had blast just laughing all day.

  • @craigschaffer828
    @craigschaffer828 Před 2 lety +41

    I miss smoking in business meetings...for real!

  • @playerreview9041
    @playerreview9041 Před 2 lety +4

    „These things gossip“

  • @curtiszyr
    @curtiszyr Před 3 měsíci +1

    “I feel like you’re addressing me right now but you’re not are you ? “ that’s was low key funny

  • @jasonm7767
    @jasonm7767 Před rokem +2

    “Let’s keep that in our back pocket…”

  • @Ktonrider
    @Ktonrider Před 10 měsíci +5

    This clip damn near put me in the hospital from laughing

  • @BearMoose
    @BearMoose Před 8 měsíci +1

    “I feel like you’re addressing me right now, but you’re not, are you?”

  • @reyvillegasjr166
    @reyvillegasjr166 Před rokem +1

    God the entire conversation is hilarious.theyre all serious like for reals serious but it's all crazy shenanigans 😂🤣

  • @danieltang5130
    @danieltang5130 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Love the fact there's an actual protocol/flyer telling you what you can and can't throw at them... "Any food correct". 0:40

  • @adamschaeffer4057
    @adamschaeffer4057 Před 2 lety +16

    The look on that guy's face on the far right at 0:31

  • @PhiloseChannel
    @PhiloseChannel Před 7 měsíci +1

    If you watch the video on mute, it looks like they're having a serious intelligent conversation

  • @dongzambrano
    @dongzambrano Před rokem +2

    "Safety is first" I just don't know how they did this scene with their faces straight.

  • @supreme2005
    @supreme2005 Před rokem +2

    "That's a fact. I saw it on PBS."🚬

  • @Cibu_Jay
    @Cibu_Jay Před 4 měsíci +2

    Let’s keep this in our back pocket 😂

  • @ObzTicle
    @ObzTicle Před rokem +3

    People outside see them, they look like they're having an important meeting

  • @rolandof7413
    @rolandof7413 Před 11 měsíci +2

    It's a fact I saw it on PBS. 😂

  • @Nancooks271
    @Nancooks271 Před 3 měsíci +1

    My favorite scene of any movie of all time

  • @pedobear8071
    @pedobear8071 Před 2 lety +3

    Adding "I saw it on PBS" makes anything a fact

  • @thedisgruntledidealist
    @thedisgruntledidealist Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is the type of conversation that you and your friends would have during science class in middle school lol

  • @hugohernandez610
    @hugohernandez610 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The best thing is they’re having a 100% serious meeting about this.

  • @MikeLikesChannel
    @MikeLikesChannel Před 11 měsíci +1

    The scene after this with Rob Reiner yelling about their credit card expenses is the best.

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin Před 7 měsíci +2

    "JORDAAAAANNNN!"

  • @ecarter174
    @ecarter174 Před 2 měsíci +1

    If you put this on mute it looks like a legitimate business meeting lol.