Weekend Update: Colin Jost and Michael Che Swap Jokes - SNL
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- čas přidán 14. 12. 2018
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news and make each other tell jokes they've never seen to close out 2018.
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Colin's thought process: "Ha ha, what if Che said penis?"
Che's thought process: "I'm gonna get this man killed."
This might be the funniest comment I've read all month
It's Che's long game to move on Colin's grieving widow ScarJo.
LOL, or cancelled. I think Che's just jealous that Colin got to marry every comic boy nerds dream girl.
It’s impossible to argue against this 🤣🤣
@@Spiderfan1989 cause it's true. It was Coljn's idea. Che thought that Colin would do some super dark jokes. So Che did the same. But it was the opposite Colin's were tame. And Che absolutely destroyed him 🤣🤣😂😭
"I wanna switch it up a little, Che didn't write this one, it was me..."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's a good thing he said this is on the card🤣🤣🤣🤣
And props to Colin for following through.
"You bastard!"
Then Che says, "I'd like to hear this!"
Che doesn't actually like Colin, does he? Oh he says they're friends, but no. The smile on Colin's face as he realizes the Che's been hating him for years. It explains that one Secret Santa gift.
“Sex Island... that was a bad transition.” Che busts out laughing
John Doe Che: See you there.
That transition into sex Island... Priceless.
That’s not the only thing he busted
@@julieporter7805 my favorite line, I will be using that from now on
"thats uh.. a weird badge to get..."
Colin writes middle school style joke, probably chuckles whilst writing it meanwhile Che is doing everything he can to burn the ground Colin walks on
ha! accurate
Umm…no.
Colin is finally starting to get after Che. He was pretty savage this last weekend!
@@Steelburgh that fcin jesus joke
Che writing racist jokes for Colin needs to LITERALLY BE A RECURRING SEGMENT LMAOOOO
sphinx onyx ikr it was funny as hell
Once a year, only if we're good.
Kind of like "Jokes Seth Can't tell" but good anyway
Reminds me of white supremacist comedy tapes. I once lived in klan kountry.
@@katiekane5247 except these were much funnier jokes
That transition into sex Island... Priceless.
SERN you can hear che burst out laughing lol
@John Doe You can actually hear Che in the background saying I'll see ya there! 😂
Y’all don’t realise they are talking about Great St James, the island that belonged to Jeffrey Epstein....
Che bursting out laughing im dead asf
@@leandradozier968 You don't realize they're not... There's a private company called Sex Island
You can tell how proud Che was of his ‘BE SHOPPIN’ joke. Also you can tell this was their first joke swap because there was no fear in Colin’s eyes at first
The BE SHOPPIN' joke was almost my favorite thing. I had to pause and re-watch it a few times
I didn't understand it
@@JhalakHemnani It's cliche Def Comedy jokes. "White people are like..., but black people be...". The story was rainforest frog vs urban frog. The joke could've probably been structured better to hit.
@@RichV20 keep in mind, they have to structure the joke in the context of a professional news broadcast. So there's some limitation. But yeah, I guess there was some room for delivery there
But you could see his eyes when he read the joke and realized what he was about to say. That, my friends, is the look of a man who knows he does not have long to live.
"Even Africans can't tell black people apart"
*Che fake surprise face*
Lmfaoooo
Zee Tell BLACK people lol
Colin just facedesked so hard.
IVE GOT AN ASIAN FRIEND WHO SAYS THE SAME THING LOL
replace Che with the surprised pikachu face
God loves you
I love Che’s surprised face when Colin reads all his racist jokes 😂😂😂
That made it twice as funny 😂😂
Colin totally lost this one lol Che's face was hilarious
Me too. His pretended indignation made me laugh so much harder 😂😂
Don Wrinkles would be proud!
@@EddieDexterStewart do you mean don rickles?
Che is a straight-up murderer.😂 My condolences to Colin's family.
Yeah, back in January, Colin told Seth Meyers that his family said they were all just lost their breath when that one happened. 🤣
“I want to hear this!” 🤣🤣🤣
Impractical jokers reference at 1:44.
Love Colin's "OH GOD!" Right before the Nigerian joke. Che you so wrong for that. 😂😂😂
Comedy gold lol 😆.
Che writing racist jokes for Colin to read and then pretending to be offended is literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen. THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING
That's the best part of the joke lol
This is still a thing.
So, what, you saw the person who got 19k 2 years before you with the same comment and decided you need to get yourself a couple hundred of that?
Every Christmas, my guy.
@@baylinkdashyt And God bless these two
Lmao this is actually unexpected and hilarious, Che won this one haha
Che won but the Magic Mike joke was awesome
By a landslide
didn't realize it was a competition
youre a moron, baeches. these guys suck.
so does your mom @@samueliam745 i asked everyone on her block.
Che definitely had more fun with this and took advantage to mess with Colin 😂😂😂
@BraveState Don’t you have anything better to do than try to get a reaction from people with an actual sense of humor? Obviously not, you’re pathetic 🙄
@@kickinitwithmydawg if anything the white community got all butthurt bc "they're not racist". And you're own president said that. 😆😆😆 Thus, that's why he had COLIN tell the joke and he didn't. He wasn't trying to get black ppl fired up. Bc he knew that everyone watching knew it was a joke. They said at the beginning they were telling jokes the other made up. Therefore, if Colin said the joke, KNOWING CHE MADE IT UP, it would piss everyone who's white off, bc he made Colin look like a racist. I personally thought it was hilarious. 😂
Literally his first joke had nothing to do with race (baby jesus). You seem pretty hopeless.
BraveState Dude what is wrong with you
The whole thing was very funny, but you are so uniformed. The "baby Jesus" joke was about caging Mexicans and Central Americans, because they are interlopers making their way to another land to have a baby. It was about Mary and Joseph trying to go somewhere else to give birth. That's the fucking point! It certainly was about race and it was funny as hell.
Who's here to rewatch the original joke-swap brutality after watching them trade jokes again tonight on the season finale?
It needs to happen every week.
"WHY?!"
Exactly what I just did.
Me!
Me
"Uppity bus passenger day"...Che MURDERED that segment 🤣
He always wins coz he doesn't play fair😂😂😂
@Kaushal Batavia With all due respect, you are either a foreigner unaware of US history regarding civil rights struggles, or a victim of whitewashing US history regarding critical race theory issues.
"Uppity bus bitch?" 🤷🏾♂️
Okay but Che made it even better by being so shocked at all of “Colin’s” jokes. Che won this by a landslide
Lazy joke writing in my opinion. Went straight to the race card.
Alberto Lopez That was literally the whole point the were trying to embarrass each other and Che took it where Colin couldn’t. Although if Colin has given the Nigerian joke to Che it would’ve been brilliant.
the problem is he got a lot of yolk but where's the joke🤣🤣🤣 now that's funny 😎🤚😂
@@albertolopez1015 that's the whole point. Colin is so incredibly white. And che is constantly trying to "cancel" him. Lately he's been posting #cancelcolin on everything he posts. They've don't this bit multiple times. Che does make every joke racist, but many are and he gets really creative with them. Imo it's fun to see how che will surprise Colin. Colin knows what kind of stuff to expect, so he really has to go the extra mile with the creativity. Like this recent birthday when che gave Colin a real NYPD uniform with a Republican National Convention button on it and a card that said "dress for the job you want" hes said before most of his sketches never make it on the show because of his sense of humor, but he's gonna find a place after SNL where this kind of stuff can really shine. You know, other than 8chan/8kun.
Because if Colin Jost made those types of jokes for Michael Che, you know they’d be calling for Colin to be fired. Let’s be real about that.
che won this. "Che didn't write this one, this is all me" LOL!
"oh, i gots to hear this* - che' in the background
"these are written on cards...."
Colin mouthing “god dammit” at the end was the best part😂
David 420 remember
Frunk
“Even Africans can’t tell black people apart...”
Michael Che: *suprised pikachu face”
Che killed it with the jokes, but Colin was great for reading every one of them word for word
Instant classic! swapping jokes was a genius idea, best weekend update has been in years
So true
Don't get so darn happy and forget to click my link and thanks you guys! Merry Christmas 😁
Black jokes vs white jokes lol
And to think they were first hated on when they started hosting. They definitely came a long way
Ahhh, SNL is terrible...who are these clowns?
When the crowd makes that dreading groan when Rosa Parks picture shows up 😂😂😂😂😂😂
They know something is coming lol
This is actually genius. I feel like they are both doing jokes that even they couldn't get away with if they told themselves! They found a comedy loophole!
Captain Obvious everybody.
I lost it at "Uppity Bus passenger day" LMFAOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao me too
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
You lost it at the last joke... the one the whole crew knew was going to be the best one? Good for you...
@@CJ-gy8ie Why're you being a downer?
i've seen this a dozen times and I STILL lose it on "Where he belongs !"
Che reactions to his own jokes that Collin had to say was priceless
😂🤣😂🤣
Che set him up Soo good lol
i love how che said “whoa” as if it wasn’t his joke
Apparently Michael Che felt really bad about the first time cos Colin suggested it, and Michael thought he was being set up so he thought "I'm gonna turn it around on him" then when it came time to record Colin's jokes were really mild and Michael was like "oh... oh shit"
Thankfully they just ran with it and it became a "get the other guy to say the worst shit" competition.
At this point, it's a sign of trust between the two of them, and it's why they have what I think is the best Update dynamic since SNL's conception. Even more than the other sketches, Update is a true team game, and they play off one another to perfection.
As it fucking should be. It's no wonder these two are uncontested kings of this show now. They have no filter for what they write. They just go off.
And it's glorious
Che is a mastermind. "This one is all me"
stroke of pure genius
Colin looks SO cute when he is Vulnerably Uncomfortable and just bursts into spontaneous Laughter. I LOVE it 😁😂
Variety D I think you mean “uncomfortably vulnerable”... 😄
Why do I agree with this.....he is cute...why
it'd be nice if he were just funny for once
The look of horror on Colin's face and nervous laughter when he reads the punch lines of jokes he says before he fully understands kills me
"Do you want me to go first?"
"Yes i do." Che obliterated Colin.😂😂😂👍
Colin looked so defeated at the end
He IS. Thoroughly. Good lord lol
He can hear the thinkpieces being written already.
If you read his lips, the first thing he says to Che is "I hate you SO much"
Che won big time. Colin only lost because he didn’t know the rules of the game. Your suppose to torture your opponent
He didn't know the rules to something he helped create?
no, Che won bc Colin is white... which with all the white supremacist shit going on these days means he has way more hilariously inappropriate shit to say
Yeah, Colin should have written racist jokes about white people for Che to say, that would have been so funny. I also didn't really get the first one about how often people touch their cellphones.
Ana Medina I though it was meaning every time he touched his phone he was watching porn
@@anamedina5415 Che already writes better jokes about white people too. Poor Colin, he was going to lose no matter what.
This is literally the only way Colin could ever tell those jokes
@Ric Hicks wtf do you mean and
And?
@Ric Hicks and?
@Ric Hicks ? Bruh i have no idea what your comment or the other dudes comment i just asked a question
"Jokes Colin can't tell"
"Even Africans can't tell black people apart!"
As a black man and with a bit of shock, I honestly laughed hard at that joke! 😂😂
As a white man I laughed all the same.
As an orange amoeba I did not find it funny.
As a mixed race cisgender straight male that loves American comedy, I laughed too hard on this one too...
As a purple tomato, I'm questioning my life decisions 😂😂
As an orange table leg i identify with this
So funny, hope that becomes a regular thing
Agreed. We need more of this.
Be too funny
Aaron Cooper Definitely should be a recurring thing. This wasn't their Christmas gift to each other, it was their Christmas gift to themselves!
@@BeeWhistler - it was their Christmas gift to US! 🤣 🤣 🤣
@@BeeWhistler It was their Christmas gift to us! God's es great!
Che you sneaky bastard 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously 😂😂😂
TheBrownStyle said his his moms new baby daddy!!!
That has GOT to be a lot longer next year.
Anybody else catch Collin saying "Goddamnit" to Che as soon as they cut the mics at the end?
Che did Colin dirty 💀💀💀
As he should tho😂😂
Whats that in english
i like how at the end, after they sign off, you can see Che repeating, "Uppity Bus Passenger Day?" at Colin 😂😂
3:25 Colin's face when he knows that he is walking into a trap
Weekend Update is always pretty good...but this had me rolling. Che and Jost trading jokes needs to happen again. And again. And again.
I watch SNL for Colin Jost and Michael Che.Another favorite is Leslie Jones.
I would like to rename it. Che having the best time being racist but now Che is white and named Collin jost
AGREED SO FRIGGIN FUNNY!
okay this was hands down the best weekend update ever 😂 was dying of laughter the entire time
yea because for once they were able to do jokes that were funny instead of some liberal bullshit hatred towards the president or some other conservative . Was actually like the old weekend updates for a change. Oh well back to the Trump bashing next week.
Hey Rob. You are such a snowflake!
Maybe in recent years but you've obviously never seen Norm Macdonald
@@rob7269 god you right wing snowflakes are as shitty as the sjws you claim to hate. Also fuck trump
@@rob7269 There's nothing funnier than Trumpers whining about comedians being so mean to poor little Donald.
Che did him dirty.
Lol
Michael’s face at 3:01 😅😂😂
That Nutty Professor Dave Chappelle "Women be shopping" joke.
Actually that's an old chris rock joke
CHE WENT TO TOWNNNN
I love their friendship
I'm no tumblr user, but I prefer to think of it as a plain relationship. Lol
Delilah Garnett Colin was the one that gave Che his shot. A few years back he posted on IG a screenshot of a text from Colin after he had seen one of his comedy sets. Colin asked him if he’d be interested in becoming a writer for SNL and the rest is history...
“I’m gonna change it up a little. Che didn’t write this one...” 😂
Grant Bradshaw 😂😂😂
This should just be called “Che tries to get Collin cancelled for racism”
Is it real
“...uppity bus passenger lady”
🎼Take my breath away🎼 by Berlin starts to play
God, I hope they do this once a month. That was amazing.
Che’s BRUTAL lol
Ica 0 What's new? He's been that way.
I like how your comment has a 'translate to English' option
3:49 as soon as the camera cut to che he quit laughing and looked offended 😂😂😂
If only cookie dough was the CDC's main concern now.
yeah holy shit
Really puts things into perspective.
Damn...
Oh My God!
They need to do this more!!!
Jimmy is Promo ye
Just commenting to say I was the 666th like...k bye
What do you mean more? … every damn time
Can this be a monthly thing? Because this was one of the best weekend updates in a long time.
Probably ever!
I love how you can see Colin say "God damnit" after the camera pulls back lol
This is the best thing they've ever done. Do this more.
I think this is the most I've ever laughed at an SNL skit. Please do more like this. This was hilarious.
the daddy one was too good
"Female frogs be shoppin'" is an everyday phrase in my house 🐸
2:53 BRUH 😂😂😂
Dear SNL: this some of the more offensive comedy I have seen from you in years:
I DEMAND MORE! THIS WAS GREAT!
😂🤣😂 I been watching SNL for 30 years and this was hands down the best weekend update EVER
Ive been watching 38 years, one of the items on my bucket list, is to see it live
Herman Wade agreed!!!!!!
Colin looks so proud of himself when actually zings Che: it's hilarious.
Yo this was the best clip all year!
Best clip all this year too ngl
I grew up watching SNL in the 80s and 90s...still watch today. These two are without a doubt the best Weekend Update hosts!
Ehhh... Tina Fey And Amy Pohler would come 1st for me. Then these two. But they are funny.
I’m sorry, but Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin, Dan Aykroyd, Dennis Miller, Norm Macdonald, and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler would all like to have a word with you.
Norm was the best
@@wwaazzaa100 Norm was great but nothing beats two hosts with a great repatoire. That's what makes them the best.
That was one of the best Weekend Update bits in a while. Great stuff.
Yeah I loved it
Swap starts at 1:45
Oddly charming how uncomfortable Colin looks sometimes. Michael’s facial expressions should win an Oscar.
Watched this like three times, and that Rosa Parks bit killed me each time!
Bruh, Che GoT Colin so good! Lol
Erica Street o
It's the way Che thought of adding bits like. "So I'd like to add my own thoughts" he must've been just crying laughing as he was writing these
I love that he acts shocked
That Magic Mike joke was so good.
Also the only legal way of publicly stroking Channing Tatum's ego.
That was actually the least funny of them, tool.
Mmmm, was it tho?
I thought it was going to be about a raunchy chick. Didn't see that coming. Good set though.
I want it on a shirt!
You guys have GOT to do this Joke Trading more often, that was the best laughs I've had in a long time.
I love when he just SEES the Picture up and has that "Awww maaaannn....really??!!" look. Like he just wants to walk away....but cant lol
My favorite is Che's surprised Pikachu face every time Colin reads one of his jokes
Love Che's facial expressions after Jost reads his jokes!!! That surprised look was priceless lmao
These two have a legendary friendsip.
Somebody put these Christmas joke swaps together on an hour loop. I'm dying here!!!
you can read Colin's lips at the end when he says "GODDAMMIT!" 😂😭Im crying real tears right now!!!
I'm Black. Colin was a good sport for doing it knowing that Ché would take it there. This was hilarious.
ThatFloridian hi black I’m dad
Oh your black? Cool. Thanks for telling us about your special credentials.
@@dightonazpeitia4350 lmaooo
*"See, even Africans can't tell black people apart."*
Colin's face when Che explains the premise is priceless. He _knows_ what sorts of jokes Che has in store for him and that he's about to implode himself to oblivion... and there's nothing he can do about it. 😆
This is possibly one of the cleverest bits they've ever done on Weekend Update. I look forward to their joke swap every year, and seeing their faces as they read it for the first time live. Michael Che really goes to town on this, and it is hilarious.
Anyone who hasn't checked out Che's stand up, really should. He is hilarious, he really shines, like the glimpse we saw here.
I want an ALL BUILDINGS MATTER tee shirt for September 11th!!
😂🤣
"Uppity Bus Passenger Day"
I died!
I love Dave Chappelle’s “women be shopping” bit on the nutty professor lol
Jost mouthing "Goddamn it" as they go off air is absolutely hysterical.
"Che didn't write this one, it's is all me" 😂😂😂😂😂
wish i could like it more than once. it had me crying i was laughing so hard.
probably gonna make a comeback next year on christmas.
This isn’t a Christmas present for each other it’s a gift for us.
"Upity bus passenger day ..."
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Che is a national treasure
They should do this more!
"I want to hear this" 😂😂😂lol
I don't care how many times I hear these jokes. They're hilarious every time.
Che is an evil mastermind 😂😂😂