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  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Senator Lindsey Graham announcing he will not support Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson.
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  • @zeroshadow2468
    @zeroshadow2468 Před 2 lety +18220

    To be honest about the matter, everyone would have probably forgotten that joke in 15 seconds or more, but Will made everyone remember it *FOREVER.*

    • @mylucidlife495
      @mylucidlife495 Před 2 lety +586

      And more people are making jokes about her as a result.

    • @WhyNotTruth
      @WhyNotTruth Před 2 lety +523

      and he ended up making him and Jada a huge target for comedians. These rich folks think they got it all figured out lol.

    • @___zeke___7581
      @___zeke___7581 Před 2 lety +54

      You’ll forget about it in 2 weeks

    • @laurag.g.2973
      @laurag.g.2973 Před 2 lety +33

      Exactly!!!!

    • @keksi6844
      @keksi6844 Před 2 lety +169

      Will Smith had to react like that,he was stuck between a rock and a hard place.

  • @amberearls5011
    @amberearls5011 Před 2 lety +1043

    “You know what else makes you do crazy things? Crazy.” 😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I laughed way too hard at that joke.

    • @itsjemmabond
      @itsjemmabond Před 2 lety +26

      It's funny because it's true.

    • @sebaceousgland5123
      @sebaceousgland5123 Před 2 lety

      I don't get it

    • @Im.Smaher
      @Im.Smaher Před 2 lety +1

      @@sebaceousgland5123 What is crazy most known for

    • @jasonblue8832
      @jasonblue8832 Před 2 lety +9

      @@sebaceousgland5123 It means you don't need a reason to do crazy things except be literally crazy, which their poking fun at Will's weak excuse to why he slap Chris during his speech.

    • @davep1103
      @davep1103 Před 2 lety +5

      THAT WAS GENIUS !

  • @joromo
    @joromo Před 2 lety +2081

    "Love will make you do crazy things"
    "You know what else will make you do crazy things? CRAZY." Best line.

  • @carolinecameron4840
    @carolinecameron4840 Před 2 lety +1002

    Colin's joke about Will Smith setting a precedent for defending your wife is underrated! If I was Scarlett I'd be laughing my ass off

    • @seanpushor909
      @seanpushor909 Před 2 lety +23

      @Michael Whitted …yeah, he thought it was funny until he saw that look.

    • @MrBlazer3585
      @MrBlazer3585 Před 2 lety +6

      Well done, you got the joke. It's not underrated, it's not over rated. Just rate it by liking it, no need to explain it.

    • @amberpamper1
      @amberpamper1 Před 2 lety +2

      I read it (and several others mentioned here) on social media right after the incident. All hilarious. It seems, many jokes are copied from hilarious members of the unknown majority😊

    • @valueinyou9931
      @valueinyou9931 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MrBlazer3585 I bet you're fun at parties. She was sharing a funny observation about a joke. You might be more comfortable at a non-humorous channel with zero fun where everyone is a miserable tight ass. Thanks though.

    • @Keemin
      @Keemin Před 2 lety +8

      @@MrBlazer3585 ironic how you are doing the same thing. just rate the comment by disliking it, no need to explain.

  • @wellthisisinteresting4912
    @wellthisisinteresting4912 Před 2 lety +2462

    Andrew Garfield immediately going on his phone was SO funny

    • @roxc.507
      @roxc.507 Před 2 lety +34

      And ironically, that was a joke about Chris Rock's medical condition.

    • @daddysmurf1560
      @daddysmurf1560 Před 2 lety +82

      His Spidy sense told him to do it

    • @Kristine_202
      @Kristine_202 Před 2 lety +145

      Andrew Garfield was Googling, "If Will Smith is escorted out of the Oscars, would the award go the runner up?" 🤣
      (I'm bummed that Andrew didn't win. I was rooting for him.)

    • @tomisaacson2762
      @tomisaacson2762 Před 2 lety +63

      The phone is the perfect solution for nearly all awkward moments

    • @BaldursPicketFence
      @BaldursPicketFence Před 2 lety +47

      Lol he was like “nope I’m not apart of this”.

  • @infinitetest331
    @infinitetest331 Před 2 lety +3585

    Chris Rock was a cast member on SNL for three years. That's why he recovered so quickly from the slap, he's a live TV pro. Also, by slapping that comedian Will Smith just begged for every comic and SNL writer to clown him for the rest of his career. If he didn't like that joke, he's in for a lot, lot worse.

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed Před 2 lety +152

      Got that right....and I'm here for it! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @crystalsunshine
      @crystalsunshine Před 2 lety +97

      Yep, after 30 years in showbiz he has to finally grow a thicker skin.

    • @robinterry2906
      @robinterry2906 Před 2 lety +12

      @@DS-rt1ed same!

    • @lindseylippincott5803
      @lindseylippincott5803 Před 2 lety +124

      Not even a comic and yet that slap made me want to hear, and make, every Will Smith and Jada joke possible. Sad, I loved WS and now have lost a ton of respect for him.

    • @musicagain1
      @musicagain1 Před 2 lety +52

      That’s the first thing I said😄big mistake to do that to a comedian…not that is good doing it to any one….But a comedian??

  • @AtmosphericColor
    @AtmosphericColor Před 2 lety +412

    I love how they're both genuinely laughing at each others jokes, makes it so much funnier

  • @connerwilliams9446
    @connerwilliams9446 Před 2 lety +154

    "Wait, so you went to the old man orgy??" Absolutely killed me

  • @michaeltopper9215
    @michaeltopper9215 Před 2 lety +82

    Che's "Keep my small..." joke 😂

  • @davidknightx
    @davidknightx Před 2 lety +2059

    Everyone commenting on the NDA joke, but can we take a moment to appreciate that added "Keep your small penis....". Absolutely brilliant Che.

    • @JinxD247
      @JinxD247 Před 2 lety +75

      I'm still laughing about that one! 😂😂😂

    • @badhombre6621
      @badhombre6621 Před 2 lety

      HaHahahaha! Brilliant! “Keep your small penis out of my (wife’s ) mouth”

    • @ElizabethScottStress
      @ElizabethScottStress Před 2 lety +32

      Yeah, that made me laugh out loud!

    • @psa921416
      @psa921416 Před 2 lety +60

      @@Magmanic well aren't you a ray of sunshine on this fine Sunday morning.

    • @cdubbau135
      @cdubbau135 Před 2 lety +21

      @@psa921416 He probably thinks Lindsey Graham has the right idea about KBJ.

  • @KaristaSwiss
    @KaristaSwiss Před 2 lety +279

    seriously I love how Wild and hysterical Weekend Update is now.. Che and Colin should be permanent people here :-)

    • @sydgrim
      @sydgrim Před 2 lety +8

      The chaos makes it 100x funnier and nothing makes me happier than Che laughing at his own jokes.

    • @waltschannel7465
      @waltschannel7465 Před 2 lety +6

      Best Weekend Update team, EVER!! I have been watching since the beginning in 1975.

    • @bendovermen9425
      @bendovermen9425 Před 2 lety

      Che is the worst to ever sit in that seat, even worse than Colin Quinn...

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe Před 2 lety +825

    Seeing Colin make the defending one's wife at award shows joke with the utmost composure was incredible.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 2 lety +14

      Just the corners of his mouth twitched 😄

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn Před 2 lety +1

      Why? Because he showed some professionalism for once or referencing some awards show no one remembered a week later.

    • @midnightrambler4004
      @midnightrambler4004 Před 2 lety +60

      @@steveconn um because he’s married to Scarlett Johansson but it’s ok we don’t expect Trump supporters to pick up on these things

    • @mekkio77
      @mekkio77 Před 2 lety +60

      @@steveconn His wife, Scarlett Johansson, and his marriage to her has been the joke several times on Weekend Update. And, yet, he has never slapped a single comedian.

    • @KL-cy1wc
      @KL-cy1wc Před 2 lety +4

      @@mekkio77 Because he's a comedian. It's not hard to understand

  • @igoryankilevich9941
    @igoryankilevich9941 Před 2 lety +121

    That bad boys for life joke was gold

  • @lokilawson
    @lokilawson Před 2 lety +60

    Watch Michael’s face from the 2:00 minute mark. He knows that double punch line is coming, and it is all he can do to fight down the laughter that is welling up inside himself. And he holds it together just long enough…. Absolute pure comedic genius that had me watching that over and over again!

  • @juliegreen9000
    @juliegreen9000 Před 2 lety +186

    These two are hilarious. The concussion joke should have gotten more laughs

    • @jls4919
      @jls4919 Před 2 lety +4

      Joke didnt land right. What he should have said was 'who knew the oscars need a better concussion protocol than the NFL?"

    • @Stehako
      @Stehako Před 2 lety +6

      I liked the double meaning, since Smith was in “Concussion” (about NFL concussions) and Pinket Smith being very vocal about him not getting nominated for it.

  • @mecredi73
    @mecredi73 Před 2 lety +515

    Che’s joke about Chris not moving out of the way..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shelbygtman
      @shelbygtman Před 2 lety +48

      Priceless, the sad thing was that's exactly what Chris did!!!! Uh, oh!!!!🤣😆😂

    • @mondai2713
      @mondai2713 Před 2 lety +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @VisualDisplay07
      @VisualDisplay07 Před 2 lety +11

      I wandered the very same thing--why did Chris Rock lean towards Will? Clearly, Chris didn't anticipate a violent, physical and verbal attack. He may have even suspected Will was activated as an extra by producers and he opted to play along. His response was priceless.

    • @p.s.csdeaky8530
      @p.s.csdeaky8530 Před 2 lety +5

      I felt terrible because that's the joke that made me laugh. I feel for Chris's public humiliation but OMG! 😆

    • @ALFAMALEGENERAL
      @ALFAMALEGENERAL Před 2 lety +3

      this one killed me

  • @lesleymay6757
    @lesleymay6757 Před 2 lety +1780

    "Can we stop pretending everyine knew Jada had alopecia." THANK YOU! She just assumes everyone knew. Eyeroll. "You crushed it at the Oscars" You know what else makes you do crazy things? Crazy 🤣 I love Weekend Update.

    • @tropingreenhorn
      @tropingreenhorn Před 2 lety +64

      I did not know she had some problem, i just thought she shaved her head. Also she could wear a wig if she wanted but she chose not to.

    • @jennifercoleman6218
      @jennifercoleman6218 Před 2 lety +33

      She's had extremely short hair a few times.

    • @marciamcdevitt964
      @marciamcdevitt964 Před 2 lety +24

      Chris knew though, because he literally did an entire documentary on the importance of black women’s hair, and has been picking at Will & Jada for years now. While Will’s behavior was extremely rash and unwise, Chris Rock is not innocent. There was malice there and intent to hurt.

    • @MCross-xg9ss
      @MCross-xg9ss Před 2 lety +38

      I'm so glad they said this. For all we know (and for all Will Smith knew, unless he knew something we don't), Chris Rock wasn't aware that Jada Pinkett-Smith has a medical condition that causes patchy baldness as one effect, and he wasn't making a malicious joke, just a mild one poking fun at her having an unusually shaven head. There's no reason to just assume he knew.

    • @blah5528
      @blah5528 Před 2 lety +13

      She rolled her eyes because Chris is ALWAYS making slick remarks about her. This is more than just that one joke I assure you.

  • @AmandeepSingh-xo2tb
    @AmandeepSingh-xo2tb Před 2 lety +9

    The joke about Nick Canon killed me..😂😂

  • @twdjt6245
    @twdjt6245 Před 2 lety +26

    Well…that explained why Rock obviously thought he was gonna tell him something 😂

    • @donreed7967
      @donreed7967 Před 2 lety +1

      I’m sure that Chris simply thought that Will was going to grab some good natured spotlight, and he was just going to let him shine. He also missed Jada giving Will an assignment!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 2 lety +4782

    Chris made a joke that was honestly forgettable until Will made everyone remember it

    • @KristiannaStephani
      @KristiannaStephani Před 2 lety +87

      YES that’s exactly what I think!! No one would’ve batted an eye at the joke otherwise 😅

    • @WhyNotTruth
      @WhyNotTruth Před 2 lety

      the moron spawned 10,000 jokes about him and Jada. Most of them far worse than Chris Rocks.

    • @calebk9111
      @calebk9111 Před 2 lety +16

      Unoriginal comment

    • @SonShocker
      @SonShocker Před 2 lety +21

      Chris Rock has been harassing jada for 25years

    • @KNByam
      @KNByam Před 2 lety +15

      Now you can never ever see Jada and not see GI Jane.

  • @graceknumberone
    @graceknumberone Před 2 lety +1282

    Sets a terrible precedent for having to defend their wife at award shows... man Will set a really high bar for Colin

    • @propitiated4
      @propitiated4 Před 2 lety +42

      haha thanks, I get it now! I didn't at first

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 Před 2 lety +82

      And the straight face Colin delivered this joke 😅

    • @QUANGAMES
      @QUANGAMES Před 2 lety +35

      He will have to defend black widow and that that will be a difficult task to say the least😂

    • @joeymorvant161
      @joeymorvant161 Před 2 lety +26

      @@worldcitizeng6507 You could tell he wanted to break, lol!

    • @mizuozman2028
      @mizuozman2028 Před 2 lety +20

      Colin will need to start practicing Jiujitsu today

  • @blueprairiedog
    @blueprairiedog Před 2 lety +17

    As a one-time trauma nurse, I especially appreciated the concussion protocol joke.

  • @Al-ok1lj
    @Al-ok1lj Před 2 lety +32

    SNL comedians be like:
    He just slapped one of our own.
    Let’s take him down the best way we know how.

  • @coolboss999
    @coolboss999 Před 2 lety +849

    I absolutely knew there was going to be Will Smith jokes on Weekend Update and I'm absolutely here for it. "He wasn't going to but then Jada gave him this look".

    • @Delboy0
      @Delboy0 Před 2 lety

      I've heard it rumoured Will Smith has a small penis. There is this interview Will Smith and Maggot Robbie talking to BBC radio 1, ironically, and Robbie makes a joke she expected his penis to be bigger and was saying it was small. On it's own it doesn't mean much, but with context this was when they were having a fling during the filming of the first Suicide Squad. And if a white woman you have clearly had sex with says you have a small penis, then you really do have a small penis.

    • @CSpad
      @CSpad Před 2 lety +13

      You're like a psychic... how could you possibly think that 2 standup comedians on Weekend Update would have jokes about the biggest celeb story of the yr.? They never joke about current events...🤦
      Nobody else has even addressed it..
      Nostradumbass lives...lol.. .
      (Don't go all Will on me, ya kinda set yourself up for the joke.. 👍✌️)

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving Před 2 lety

      Thing is, Jada DID give him that look. Go back and watch the video. Will, along with those seated around him and Jada, was laughing and enjoying it. But Jada...yikes. If Miss Jada wanted some of Chris Rock for that joke, she should have gone after him her own self. Smith was absolutely cool with laughing it off, and she should have been, too, especially because her Oscar look actually looked great on her. She should have stood up, thrust out her hip, licked her finger and touched her hip while letting out a "sssssssssss!" sound (a la Madonna) and sat herself back down, and everybody could have gone home happy.

    • @quick-silver860
      @quick-silver860 Před 2 lety +2

      Absolutely!

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 Před 2 lety

      @@CSpad LOL
      Remember way back before memes even lol and it was called " going postal " when people lost it ? And no I don't mean lost the ' snail mail ' you youngins ... Stay off the grass !!! ;)

  • @anibaljesusdelgadillo2091
    @anibaljesusdelgadillo2091 Před 2 lety +188

    "Academy has a worse concussion protocol than the NFL" 😂

    • @Indy_21
      @Indy_21 Před 2 lety +5

      Which is ironic since Smith has done a movie about those in the NFL. 😬

  • @AaronBryant
    @AaronBryant Před 2 lety +3

    This was the funniest one I've seen in years. I had to pause for a moment. 🤣🤣

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 Před 2 lety +7

    This Weekend Update was gold.

  • @jakehuang3545
    @jakehuang3545 Před 2 lety +1162

    I wish NBC would just give Colin and Che their own spin-off. Like seriously Weekend Update is the only reason I even watch SNL anymore.

    • @RagingGeekazoid
      @RagingGeekazoid Před 2 lety

      WEU is perfect just the way they do it. It's been one of the best parts of the show ever since the days of Chevy Chase, John Belushi, and "Jane, you ignorant slut!". 😊

    • @bhill1334
      @bhill1334 Před 2 lety +17

      They tried that and it didn't last. Several years ago it became its own mid week show but failed...

    • @johnbod
      @johnbod Před 2 lety +13

      This is pretty much what Seth’s show is and it’s amazing

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bhill1334 well, because of the pandemic, right?

    • @Dr.LongMonkey
      @Dr.LongMonkey Před 2 lety +3

      @@johnbod The only people who watch Seth’s show are woke nerds

  • @weakbitchescouldnever1895
    @weakbitchescouldnever1895 Před 2 lety +1112

    Will just gave every single comedian in the world A PLETHORA OF JOKES THST WILL LAST DECADES!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fiatfixie4344
      @fiatfixie4344 Před 2 lety +55

      He failed colossally in keeping her name out of peoples mouths. 😁

    • @danahughes2239
      @danahughes2239 Před 2 lety +4

      😂😂😂

    • @FalconBane77
      @FalconBane77 Před 2 lety +7

      He also put them on alert they could get attacked on stage.

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers Před 2 lety +7

      @@FalconBane77 Shouldn't they have always thought about that? Am I the only one who would have before this?

    • @seemev2.0phuckbootube78
      @seemev2.0phuckbootube78 Před 2 lety +7

      They are words. Will's pride got butthurt.

  • @jackel54130
    @jackel54130 Před 2 lety +2

    "For those of you who don't know". One of the best lines on there! LOL!!!!

  • @billowens8051
    @billowens8051 Před 2 lety +10

    The Lindsay Graham line made me laugh so hard my wife called "Are you alright"? I replied "oh yeah, I'm fine, but Lindsay needs a cigarette"! Great stuff guys; keep it going.

  • @Sunny_Now_and_Then
    @Sunny_Now_and_Then Před 2 lety +3119

    They should make Weekend Update a lot longer.

    • @ben.ssmith1852
      @ben.ssmith1852 Před 2 lety +112

      it should be its own show

    • @stevepackard8542
      @stevepackard8542 Před 2 lety +16

      @@ben.ssmith1852 They can do an hour on Biden/ Kamala alone!

    • @PlumbPitiful
      @PlumbPitiful Před 2 lety +34

      This isn't the whole thing. They usually cut it up into two or three parts when they post it on CZcams

    • @BopaBola
      @BopaBola Před 2 lety

      @@stevepackard8542 no thatd be fucking boring just like the endless trump bits. We get it. Our leaders suck. Woopty doo. Get a better sense of humor.

    • @LisaLisa001
      @LisaLisa001 Před 2 lety +25

      And weekends in general

  • @patriciaclarke7457
    @patriciaclarke7457 Před 2 lety +1837

    The chemistry between these two is Brilliant, they are good at what they do. Every joke landed perfectly. They nailed it, like I said I'm addicted to these two. Love them, love them!

    • @odiesclips7621
      @odiesclips7621 Před 2 lety +13

      You are easily entertained. These to guys laugh at their own lines before they're finished. Childish humor.

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd Před 2 lety +25

      @@odiesclips7621 "Childish humor." Devastating commentary from someone likely holed-up in mommy’s basement with cloud drives packed with wardrobe malfunctions and fart jokes.
      OP spot-on… writing (topical), delivery AND chemistry!

    • @itatiruelas7408
      @itatiruelas7408 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @patriciaclarke7457
      @patriciaclarke7457 Před 2 lety +5

      I get the joke regardless of the fact they started laughing before they finished telling the JOKE could be the child in me. So Sue me!

    • @hotpotat0es
      @hotpotat0es Před 2 lety +1

      Goodness me your easily pleased

  • @bilinasmini3480
    @bilinasmini3480 Před 2 lety +131

    Finally SNL BEING HILARIOUS AND STICKING WITH COMEDIANS. PROPS SNL

    • @mattschaefer809
      @mattschaefer809 Před 2 lety

      So agreed.

    • @johnnyyouchoosemyadventure6021
      @johnnyyouchoosemyadventure6021 Před 2 lety

      What they didn’t offend Trump supporters?

    • @TheLobinetech
      @TheLobinetech Před 2 lety

      y'all still butt hurt?

    • @mtsflorida
      @mtsflorida Před 2 lety

      As a supporter of comedy and in the law, had I been on the set I would have first grinned then slapped the doctors for delivering this so called comedy 🤡 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bendovermen9425
      @bendovermen9425 Před 2 lety

      @@johnnyyouchoosemyadventure6021 how adorable, Trump has been gone over a year and he's still all up in ya mouth. Just swallow already and move on...

  • @porkbeans854
    @porkbeans854 Před 2 lety +1

    "Keep my pea--s out your...."
    Priceless joke that caught us by surprise. 🤣 🤣

  • @dpg154
    @dpg154 Před 2 lety +942

    So many great jokes in this segment. They nailed it. The Bad Boys joke killed me 🤣

    • @deanfranz
      @deanfranz Před 2 lety +9

      In a related story (for real), production on Bad Boys 4 has been delayed because of this.

    • @crazy4corbinbleux
      @crazy4corbinbleux Před 2 lety

      so Do Black Lives Still Matter when it's black on black crime or nah?

    • @mqccompo4156
      @mqccompo4156 Před 2 lety +3

      it killed Sony too.. they just shelved the next Bad boys project that was soon to start shooting

    • @austinalexander8457
      @austinalexander8457 Před 2 lety +6

      That and the NDA joke fucking killed me

    • @United_Corporations_of_America
      @United_Corporations_of_America Před 2 lety

      You know what's killing me and millions of others: Wouldn't it be nice if Palestinian immigrants would slap the American President... Or even if Syrian/Somolian/Libyan/Venezuelan/Iranian/Iraqi/Ukrainian/Lebanese immigrants would slap the US president, then maybeeeeeee hopefully then ppl would understand the fact that the entire reason for this war in Ukraine(as well as all the other illegal wars America has started using regime change tactics) has many layers, buuuuuuuut at the root of it all is oil and money... Russia and China are making deals with Saudi Arabia and if these deals are made, the Petro-dollar will collapse and basically the American economy would crash! This is the beginning of the end of the American Empire.

  • @leviathanmg
    @leviathanmg Před 2 lety +232

    "...sets a terrible precedent for having to defend your wife at award shows." Colin deserved more laughs for that one.

    • @SuperMissRain
      @SuperMissRain Před 2 lety +5

      Hey! Sorry I am French and I didn’t perfectly understand that one. Can you please explain with simple words? Thank you 🙏

    • @joyoust8003
      @joyoust8003 Před 2 lety +19

      @@SuperMissRain Colin wife is scarlet Johansson from the avengers

    • @michael931
      @michael931 Před 2 lety +3

      @@SuperMissRain I'm not French and I didn't understand it either.. :)

    • @SuperMissRain
      @SuperMissRain Před 2 lety +1

      @@michael931 good! 😅 I think it’s bc we didn’t have the reference

    • @ar-1593
      @ar-1593 Před 2 lety +3

      What he was saying folks is that now every guy at award shows if they make fun of your girl you gotta go up there and slap them or your girl gonna be like will would have done it for me

  • @reesebrindle1809
    @reesebrindle1809 Před 2 lety +1

    Crazy. 🤣. When he said that I rolled! 🤣

  • @les7613
    @les7613 Před 2 lety +3

    OMG! Weekend Update is Hilarious!🤣..I LOVE when they laugh while telling the story!! That makes it more Funnier!! How Chris Rock just stood there and said, Uh Oh!!🤣..I knew when that happened that SNL was going to have a field day with it!!🤣💯

  • @ImmundaDeus
    @ImmundaDeus Před 2 lety +448

    Trying to silence a comedian is like smacking a hornet, you just rile the whole nest up. They'll follow you for a long time, stinging all the while.

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 Před 2 lety +16

      cue the avalanche of Jada Smith jokes

    • @harbingerofsalt
      @harbingerofsalt Před 2 lety +19

      "Will Smith finally looked like he was from the streets of Philadelphia, and Jada looked like she was from the movie." -Andrew Schulz

    • @LindaMcification
      @LindaMcification Před 2 lety +11

      Yep... comedians are more dangerous than WMDs

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed Před 2 lety +6

      @@harbingerofsalt Andrew Schulz: always keepin' it real and hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ekrupa2010
      @ekrupa2010 Před 2 lety +5

      LOL, perfect metaphor!

  • @andrewtinn7060
    @andrewtinn7060 Před 2 lety +507

    I’m glad they did this segment. I feel like it reinforces the fact that comedians still matter

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 Před 2 lety +5

      Especially now given the climate of PC and COVID alienation.

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 Před 2 lety +7

      They took it as a major affront to the right of the comedian to heckle, satirise and roast people for comedic value.
      They're absolutely frigging right. And this in the midst of Russia going full Gestapo hauling people off the streets for protesting. This is NOT the time to be hitting people in the face for exercising their 1st Amendment rights. I can't imagine what's inside his nutty 1st world brain.

    • @TraceyMacDonald-
      @TraceyMacDonald- Před 2 lety +1

      We do!

  • @jeromewieland55
    @jeromewieland55 Před 2 lety

    🤣🤣🤣🤣ahhh the nick cannon joke at the end was gold!

  • @Meena-lp
    @Meena-lp Před rokem +1

    Smiled and said " uh oh" 🤣

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis

    Thank you for telling all the jokes that Chris Rock should’ve.

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 Před 2 lety +21

      I’m sure Chris Rock has some material for the next five years.

    • @bamm86
      @bamm86 Před 2 lety +3

      Oh no there’s definitely more. Check out what Flagrant 2 had to say. Now that was a roast. This was good but it was going easy on them.

    • @lisalewis4181
      @lisalewis4181 Před 2 lety +3

      And they didn’t touch on their marital issues and “entanglements”

    • @lydiahiksan1232
      @lydiahiksan1232 Před 2 lety

      lol they certainly didn't, you're reaching

    • @kimp.dr.n2652
      @kimp.dr.n2652 Před 2 lety +8

      Will and Jada think one lil G.I. Jane joke is bad. The internet unleashed.

  • @tvmonte
    @tvmonte Před 2 lety +76

    2:34: "You don't want to make him mad again!" Hilarious!

    • @mizuozman2028
      @mizuozman2028 Před 2 lety

      It’s funny because it’s true

    • @DaMarleyMan
      @DaMarleyMan Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnsjohnson448
    @johnsjohnson448 Před 2 lety

    This is hilarious! I laughed out loud and nearly sharted....several times.... Chris Rocks! Great segment! LOL

  • @mico70
    @mico70 Před 2 lety +1

    I am still laughing!!! HILARIOUS!

  • @mzabs1871
    @mzabs1871 Před 2 lety +1105

    Chris Rock made one joke, said nothing else, and Will Smith's whole life was upended by Will Smith. Craziness. Great jokes as always

    • @patrickryan7829
      @patrickryan7829 Před 2 lety +33

      Will thought it was funny at first. Like normal his wife is making his life difficult.

    • @killemallgg2188
      @killemallgg2188 Před 2 lety +7

      Not really Chris Rock made countless jokes about will smith over the years

    • @4TheRightJAYZUSIsAVirtueSignal
      @4TheRightJAYZUSIsAVirtueSignal Před 2 lety +2

      @M Zabs well. By Will AND Jada

    • @nylorij-Lori
      @nylorij-Lori Před 2 lety +28

      @@patrickryan7829 Yes, he laughed at first, then saw the look on Jada’s face, and concluded that he would rather be verbally beat down by the rest of the world instead of hearing it from Jada on the limo ride home… 😏

    • @meghan111510
      @meghan111510 Před 2 lety +11

      Because he's Jada's puppet

  • @TheBuri00
    @TheBuri00 Před 2 lety +1064

    Colin, Michael. Never leave SNL. Set a snl record for longest running weekend update duo. 👍

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 Před 2 lety +3

      That's important to you?

    • @itsmznatnatbitchez
      @itsmznatnatbitchez Před 2 lety +3

      DON'T FORGET PETE DAVIDSON!!!!!

    • @itsmznatnatbitchez
      @itsmznatnatbitchez Před 2 lety +1

      @@jaylene.turner6524 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • @coolcat6303
      @coolcat6303 Před 2 lety +9

      I’m starting to think that Keenan Thompson will never leave the show. Dude has been there forever & is milking his job for all
      It’s worth.

    • @thabg007
      @thabg007 Před 2 lety +4

      @@coolcat6303 if only they would hire Kel Mitchell the circle would be complete

  • @eyeseeyou68
    @eyeseeyou68 Před 2 lety +1

    Omg you had me dying here in laughter

  • @crunchymartinez1627
    @crunchymartinez1627 Před 2 lety

    For the fist time in years you two have made me laugh!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThatsJustMyBabyDaddy
    @ThatsJustMyBabyDaddy Před 2 lety +198

    They went COMPLETELY IN on Will Smith. And deservedly so! 😂

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed Před 2 lety +12

      Hell yeah, they did. Chris Rock is a SNL alumnus....they got his back. 😏😉

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving Před 2 lety +1

      @K I T Get it right. Watch the video again, and pay attention to Jada this time. You'll figure it out. SNL sure did. (Good one, Colin!)

    • @leandradozier968
      @leandradozier968 Před 2 lety +3

      @@AbsentWithoutLeaving stop trying to make a there, there because you are trying to blame Jada for all of this because of your feelings towards your misconceptions about their relationship. Trying to make her out to be some evil controlling person that renders Will from being able to speak for himself is stupid

    • @badbette1916
      @badbette1916 Před 2 lety

      @K I T ew you are old.

    • @coulorfully
      @coulorfully Před 2 lety

      Why did they go in on Jada tho...again...😩

  • @Elmerphant
    @Elmerphant Před 2 lety +354

    I'm a woman with Alopecia Areata, and I liked the joke. GI Jane is a badass.
    Will and Jada make it so easy not to like/root for them. Chris Rock is a champ.

    • @johnhoover5431
      @johnhoover5431 Před 2 lety +46

      That was my first thought. GI Jane overcame odds purposefully stacked against her and actually raised the bar. She didn't ask for respect, she earned it making the the people keeping her down look like asses. Unfortunately the only common thread between Jada and Jane is lack of hair. That's as shallow as that joke got and should have been the end.

    • @tay2944
      @tay2944 Před 2 lety +20

      Bruh if Jada was offered the role of G.I. Jane she would’ve jumped

    • @danigrey442
      @danigrey442 Před 2 lety +6

      Chris Rock got bitch slapped, I'm sure his ex-wife got a good chuckle out of it, seeing as how he cheated on her numerous times throughout their marriage. He's no champ.

    • @barrywalls7175
      @barrywalls7175 Před 2 lety +19

      @@danigrey442 I'd say his ex wife is thinking 'leave me out of this bs'

    • @blackqueen164
      @blackqueen164 Před 2 lety +2

      @@johnhoover5431 There was years of harassment before this night.

  • @angelavenable7308
    @angelavenable7308 Před 2 lety

    What else makes you do crazy things? Crazy! Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mhaiyaaj
    @mhaiyaaj Před 2 lety +18

    Best skit in the history of SNL. I laugh so hard, I had tears in my eyes.

  • @tjfreno69
    @tjfreno69 Před 2 lety +478

    Watching this at 2 in the morning, Che's 'uh oh!' laughing out loud for 5 min straight, waking my husband, the dogs and the cats 🤣. Great segment, Guys! 🤗 Very funny! Well done! 💙

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 Před 2 lety +7

      🤣🤣🤣👍 Also!

    • @NastyWoman1979
      @NastyWoman1979 Před 2 lety +5

      5:30 and I'm desperately trying not to wake the house and losing. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alyssakleven3615
      @alyssakleven3615 Před 2 lety +7

      I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one laughing hysterically at that impression

    • @msjaxon78
      @msjaxon78 Před 2 lety +3

      I laughed way too hard 😂😂

    • @ccaatthheerriinnee
      @ccaatthheerriinnee Před 2 lety +5

      That was the funniest joke 😂

  • @damage6836
    @damage6836 Před 2 lety +107

    Hahaha! These two are keeping me sane..."he put both his hands behind his back, smiled and said..Uh oh..."

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving Před 2 lety +4

      He probably thought it was a planned bit, and he was waiting for Will to deliver the punchline...which he did, alright.

    • @roxc.507
      @roxc.507 Před 2 lety +2

      Ironically, this was a joke about Chris Rock's own medical condition.

    • @cmhermes819
      @cmhermes819 Před 2 lety

      Those are us with Nonverbal Learning Disability would have responded the same way...

  • @Bardish
    @Bardish Před 2 lety

    This was way too good🤣🤣🤣

  • @orangejulia2705
    @orangejulia2705 Před 2 lety +3

    This is the hardest I've laughed in awhile😂 really funny

  • @jamelholmes885
    @jamelholmes885 Před 2 lety +397

    Waited all week for these guys to joke on the Oscars. They didnt disappoint!!

  • @empoweryourmind1132
    @empoweryourmind1132 Před 2 lety +153

    These two cannot hold back the laughs about the slap! The jokes were epic! 🤣

    • @TractorBoy521
      @TractorBoy521 Před 2 lety

      "Will Smith... for those of you who don't know" SHADES OF NORM MCDONALD, seriously though these two are incredible doing the update

  • @shanejohnson1105
    @shanejohnson1105 Před 2 lety

    Damn, that was spot on perfection. Great skills//too funny!

  • @MrAce607
    @MrAce607 Před 2 lety

    Lmfao 😆🤣🤣 love these two!💯🤘😎

  • @Jason-gt2kx
    @Jason-gt2kx Před 2 lety +1381

    Very funny and impressive on how you handled the Chris Rock/Will Smith jokes.

    • @shelbymckinney8888
      @shelbymckinney8888 Před 2 lety +4

      The Bad Boys for life joke was pretty stupid and pointless though. I mean, what did was bad, but thats like comparing a guy who farted in room full of to a bunch guys who took a dump on the floor in front of people. Oddly specific sure, but its the only analogy I could think of.

    • @shelld1261
      @shelld1261 Před 2 lety +4

      @@shelbymckinney8888 I agree. What Will did wasn’t great, but nothing like those other people

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 Před 2 lety +1

      @@shelbymckinney8888 poo people

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 Před 2 lety +3

      The Academy asked Chris Rock "Whats wrong?" Beats me?
      What did will smith leave on Chris rocks face? Fresh fingerprints of Belair
      What did he order at McDonalds? A slap happy meal
      czcams.com/video/aCIP_-P2vYE/video.html

    • @shelbymckinney8888
      @shelbymckinney8888 Před 2 lety

      @@silentmajority8365 Clarify, do you agree with me or not.

  • @millieatr
    @millieatr Před 2 lety +85

    You know SNL could not wait for this weeks show 🤣

  • @amberwhite8357
    @amberwhite8357 Před 2 lety

    😂🤣 This was cathartic for the batty 🦇🦇 week that was - thank you! 🙏🏾🥳

  • @neowest9919
    @neowest9919 Před 2 lety

    That Bad Boys joke was just hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @D2J8
    @D2J8 Před 2 lety +70

    That Lindsey Graham joke was gold!

    • @justayoutuber1906
      @justayoutuber1906 Před 2 lety

      Sooooo many Republicans in DC are closeted homosexuals. They hate others because they feel like frauds.

    • @karmasauce6288
      @karmasauce6288 Před 2 lety

      Yes it was! 🤣

  • @eileen1593
    @eileen1593 Před 2 lety +514

    My favorite is when they laugh at each other’s joke 😆 i love Che and Colin together. I was looking forward to what they had to say about the Oscars, and they did not disappoint! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @acescola1092
    @acescola1092 Před 2 lety

    This set got me rolling!!! I mean damn, did it hafta be this funny?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bongzilla3666
    @bongzilla3666 Před 2 lety +1

    First time I died laughing from this show in a long time

  • @nancygonzalezgarcia8701
    @nancygonzalezgarcia8701 Před 2 lety +414

    Nobody could handle the Will Smith news like Colin and Michael

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 Před 2 lety +13

      Was waiting all week to see how they’d do it lol

    • @nancygonzalezgarcia8701
      @nancygonzalezgarcia8701 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tylerhackner9731 That’s why the sketch is called WEEKEND UPDATE bro

    • @CHERYLRGAY
      @CHERYLRGAY Před 2 lety +1

      HELLO MS. NANCY😃😃.. SO TRUE😃😃.. IT WAS SO FUNNY😃😃..

    • @ethancoffey3491
      @ethancoffey3491 Před 2 lety +2

      I would’ve loved to see Norm handle it back when he was on the show…
      And alive…

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 Před 2 lety

      @@ethancoffey3491 R.I.P. Dry Norm !

  • @GranTyrant
    @GranTyrant Před 2 lety +54

    The boys knocked out of the park with this segment.
    Zinger after zinger

  • @lordmfitzgerald3rd754

    These two are the best! 🤣

  • @florawashington1374
    @florawashington1374 Před 2 lety

    This has got to one of their funniest skits in a long time 🤣

  • @gabelogan5877
    @gabelogan5877 Před 2 lety +96

    I love the sly Scar Jo joke by Colin.

    • @joeymorvant161
      @joeymorvant161 Před 2 lety +5

      And how he almost laughed, but not quite!

    • @seriouscoffeecup5516
      @seriouscoffeecup5516 Před 2 lety +1

      Timestamp?

    • @itzsombra10
      @itzsombra10 Před 2 lety +1

      @@seriouscoffeecup5516 very beginning when he said he didn’t like how it set a precedent on how to defends ones wife at an award show. Colin and scar jo are married

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N Před 2 lety +1

      Wait until he gets home

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 Před 2 lety +1

      Lucky man

  • @Auguur
    @Auguur Před 2 lety +27

    Che nailed it with the cold outside joke, lol!

  • @lumatuna
    @lumatuna Před 2 lety

    DJ Jazzy Jeff says , "LOL!!!!"...🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrCreed49
    @MrCreed49 Před 2 lety

    The Nick Cannon joke at the end got me 🤣

  • @dredgerivers7730
    @dredgerivers7730 Před 2 lety +43

    The thing funnier than Michael Che saying "Keep my small... out yo mouth" was that he then apologized to Colin Jost, who replied "No, no, please!" Quite a team.

  • @Chicoandtheman
    @Chicoandtheman Před 2 lety +727

    I normally find “Weekend Update” a hit or miss, but this one was 10/10. Hilarious and all true!!

  • @toadwar9300
    @toadwar9300 Před 2 lety

    These were absolutely hilarious!!!

  • @SarahAbundance
    @SarahAbundance Před 2 lety +1

    SPOT ON! Way to go, weekend update!! Soooo funny!!

  • @jasinlee1089
    @jasinlee1089 Před 2 lety +69

    You know damn well that Will Smith laughed before the side eye look.

    • @geloradananrlyeh8495
      @geloradananrlyeh8495 Před 2 lety +4

      And the cameras show Jada laughing after Will smacked Chris.

    • @Crazycatlady71
      @Crazycatlady71 Před 2 lety

      Camera showed Will laughing unti he looked at Jada. She did her massive eye roll, so Will proceeded with violence. Will's actions ruined all the awards after that. Jada is toxic!

  • @sdlstr91
    @sdlstr91 Před 2 lety +305

    Weekend Update is the most consistent part of SNL over the decades.

    • @sgtleobella
      @sgtleobella Před 2 lety +1

      Except for the Colin Quinn years. We try to forget those.

  • @iryshpoatit7967
    @iryshpoatit7967 Před 2 lety

    The best SNL skit in years.... I gotta start watching... they killed it...

  • @bbaca8101
    @bbaca8101 Před 2 lety +3

    Man, I bet they both laughed and shook their heads at each other, the first time they seen each other face to face after the slap. Just knowing they both have hilarious jokes already. Che and J are the funniest team ever to watch!

  • @janettripper3132
    @janettripper3132 Před 2 lety +644

    Good job, guys!! I knew SNL would stand by on of their own and have a hysterical field day with this. 💕

    • @martineldritch
      @martineldritch Před 2 lety

      Yeah, same way they threw Eddie Murphey under the b...I mean, stood by their man Eddie.

    • @samanthasays3603
      @samanthasays3603 Před 2 lety +1

      I really thought that SNL wouldn't have the guts to do it. I was thinking about the days of Phil Hartman/Frank Sinatra Millie Vanilli/Uncle Fester....pull it up on YT. That was when the show was at its best. They did a good job, but could have done more. Political correctness gets in the way of real comedy.

    • @DontcallmeaCuck
      @DontcallmeaCuck Před 2 lety

      @@samanthasays3603 No Alzheimer’s Joe or creepy pedophile crack head Hunter Biden jokes ?

    • @darthinvader2738
      @darthinvader2738 Před 2 lety +3

      @@samanthasays3603 you trying to get everybody slapped by Will Smith? 😂

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 Před 2 lety +1

      I just can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!

  • @helohi9701
    @helohi9701 Před 2 lety +121

    this entire segment was a roast of Will Smith and I absolutely love it.

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 Před 2 lety

      Almost all but there was other stuff.
      Unless you mean this segment on CZcams.

    • @helohi9701
      @helohi9701 Před 2 lety

      @@petemavus2948true I mean the majority of jokes I was rounding up

  • @blackbeforebeauty
    @blackbeforebeauty Před 2 lety

    No Mercyyyyy on the jokes. 😂😆🤣All aside comedy has its truths within the elements of what makes life interestingly humorous.

  • @sharonwilson2450
    @sharonwilson2450 Před 2 lety

    This was hilarious 😂

  • @ellenharris3868
    @ellenharris3868 Před 2 lety +74

    I honestly didnt know about Jada’s hair issue until Will acted like a child.

  • @creatorkfol746
    @creatorkfol746 Před 2 lety +7

    2:09 LOL

  • @JoeMahma24
    @JoeMahma24 Před měsícem

    The ooh 😲 after the KBJ joke!! 😂😂😂

  • @lovingdensi2467
    @lovingdensi2467 Před 2 lety

    “You know what else will make you do crazy things? CRAZY”😂😂😂

  • @jaygates3479
    @jaygates3479 Před 2 lety +19

    Put both hands behind his back ,smiled and said ut-oh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maktata3742
      @maktata3742 Před 2 lety +3

      That was the one 😂😂

    • @laineyturner3785
      @laineyturner3785 Před 2 lety +1

      It’s funny because it is true. That’s literally what happened!

  • @juliawilly9151
    @juliawilly9151 Před 2 lety +259

    The funniest part of the show is Collin Jost trying not to laugh.

    • @blockmasterscott
      @blockmasterscott Před 2 lety +1

      And he failed!

    • @condorX2
      @condorX2 Před 2 lety +1

      SNL knew it was staged, but they want to be relevant and join the crazy train.
      Just bring back Will Ferrell
      This segment stinks

  • @ronbrown1979
    @ronbrown1979 Před 2 lety +1

    You guys are freakin awesome!!!!!!!!,,,,thank you for making me laugh so hard!!!!!

  • @lrajah1
    @lrajah1 Před 2 lety

    I LOVE THESE TWO!! LMAO

  • @jakehix8132
    @jakehix8132 Před 2 lety +86

    4:20 i like how the crowd seemed offended for a second... then there's Che just smiling like "damn right".