The burrito story is actually true. There’s just context that’s missing for all you haters. What they didn’t tell you is that Kim also Invented time travel when he was 6. So of course when he discovered the burrito in 2011 , he gifted it to the world by going back in time because he felt sad that his dead homies in the past couldn’t experience it. What a beautiful soul .
I'm King Jong Il's father and I can confirm, I cried enough for myself not to go to jail when he died hence I'm still typing this from the afterlife Savannah!
@@ShabbahCore hello mr Jong Sun. Is it true you were made a cukold by the holy ghost godforce and ate the cremu piu afterward? I am your biggest adoring fan, how you beat those capitalist amerigan mongorians was a sight to behold i curied rots of tearsu.
@@yes.2144 no he doesn’t, why even say that... Your goofy for that. Be a more positive person, life is too short there’s no need for negativity ? Be positive in your life every way you can and watch your quality of life drastically change for the better!
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset to the mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
It is said that he was the reason for the family riches. At merely 2 years old, he told his parents "don't buy me toys , put the money in a index fund.." Such a touching tale, I still cry to this day..😢
I remember some kid at a college party was trying to suggest burritos were invented by fast food companies to sell food more conveniently and be eco friendly… he made me horse laugh.
He once set the high jump world record at only 5'3" by leaping over a giraffe which he then killed with a front snap kick. Later at the banquet in honor of this achievement he ate an entire giraffe leg including the bones setting a second world record in one day. He received a standing ovation that lasted 3 weeks.
Imagine escaping the dictatorship of north korea and moving to Korea town New York with your family. Than you lived there for 25 years and all of a sudden Kim Shows up while you are eating with your family at this Korean restaurant and say “ come now, it’s time to come back to your mother land Come come now and I’ll make sure my men here will help you pack your bags and yes bring your kids They will make fine soldiers “
You got that wrong because the crying snowflakes are praised on Twitter. You only go to jail or get censored if you speak facts that butt hurt the new generation.
Kim Jong-il, a street vendor in Chihuahua, Mexico, invented the burrito. During the Mexican Revolution in the 1910s, Kim decided to wrap his food in flour tortillas to keep it warm and transport it on his small donkey. He then realized that wrapping the food in a tortilla was tasty and a good way to serve it.
@@ReyHaha It’s a reminder for the ignorant Mexican Americans who never stepped foot in Mexico who are going around ignorantly claiming that burritos are from the US, such as @Jermaine Flores.
It’s funny cause the population probably never knew about the burrito before 2011 in North Korea so when he broke it out it probably truly blew their minds away 😂
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
Honestly, I believe the golf thing. I bowled two perfect games in a row the first time I ever bowled, and I was super drunk while doing it. I got fired the next day because it was for a work function, and showing up drunk was "unprofessional" or some shit (I wasn't on the clock, it was some bullshit). But no one will ever take those two perfect games away from me.
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
It's fun to look at this madness from outside but no one can imagine the pain to live such a life. It's pure madness and to see how powerful countries use North Korea as a card to play in politics instead of stepping up and ending it is deeply disappointing.
For as many top comedians as that show hosted, it never really did it for me. Plus Ari being the original host was already a red flag for me. I never really cared for him, even before all the negative publicity he was getting. His demeanor is one of someone who thinks their better than everyone else.
@@danielalushaj7919 as far as I was aware, Spotify was a music app. When they started getting podcasts I had just assumed that they would be just audio. I was wrong and when I searched joe rogan's podcast and started an episode it had a video as if it had been uploaded to CZcams. I could just be dumb, but I had no idea they had videos on Spotify.
For people who plays golf,even if you say you got one hole in one,players will give you that look..cause its that hard..and imo hole in ones are only possible in par 3 holes..even in my local golf course i never heard anyone getting a hole in one in a par 4 hole.
"When he died they had to cry for days. If they thought you weren't crying enough you would be put in jail for 6 months" Ali: laughs That put me in tears 😂😂😂😂
@@alexjackson4859 People who aren’t pathological care obviously...Otherwise life would lose its meaning since everything is just a joke if suffering is, you are only saying “WhO cArEs” because you were never put in that situation.
As a Mexican person I am honored that he would feel the need to claim our delicious food. It speaks to the ubiquity of our cuisine. Seriously flattering 😂
@@tempachilles1 no they're not they're from Mexico and so is 99% of "Tex Mex" just cause you smother something in cheese and sour cream doesn't mean it's a new cuisine
Translation: he finally allowed his ppl to know the existence of the burrito in 2011 and since most nk don't know of other cultures he had to explain it somehow.
@@kevindube7096 how do you know he never ate a burrito? This is even more unbelievable if he invented burritos, and yet abstained from their consumption.
Us westerner's really have hit the lottery as to where we were born. We are so lucky to not be part of any crazy dictatorship or part of a suppressive regime like North Korea. It really does put life into perspective.
@@ilikecinema1234 yes we did. Go and live a year in the Congo in Africa or Yemen in the Middle East or better still North Korea and then tell us we didn’t strike it lucky being born into a western democracy? Western nations are far from perfect and have their negatives, but if your lucky enough to be born into a western democracy you are lucky!
When I was in high school in 06-2010 me and my friends loved going to Taco Bell to get Kim’s famous grilled stuffed burritos! He’s been my hero ever since
Rumor has it he also invented the telephone, had a dinosaur farm, and he cured the world of covid-19. Later on in life, at the age of 157, he became the 1st man to walk on Jupiter.
I have a friend who took a vacation to North Korea, more to prove to his friends he could do it. He brought me one of these 3 books about the glorious leader. Theres a hilarious story about how he taught NK basketball players how to do 3 pointers. It's legit, the funniest book i've ever read. I wish i had all 3.
@@kirboshib9471 they're translated into english, somewhat poorly I think as the writing style seems childish. If we could post screenshots here i'd snap a few pics. My buddy believed there were three of these books, and I have book 2.
Joe we love ur show. But you should put sub titles like what rhe podcast is about or who the guest is cuz i see just names sometimes and dont watch bcuz i duno what theyre gonna talk about.. if im looking to listen to a particular topic i cant find it just who your interveiwing in the titles.. please thinknaboit putting a small detail in with the guests name about the focus this ones going towards Obv not this one but the full podcasts
My favorite is when they told the people of north Korea that Kim Jong il was a fashion icon and that the new hip trend all over the world was that green flat suit he wore
i heard that he dressed like that because that's how mothers dressed, he was styling himself as the mother of the country. obviously i have no way to know if that's true because it's north korea, impossible to separate fact from fiction.
He did create it. I was there. We were totally stoned after a round of golf. I swear to God he mad all holes in ones. We went to the Whole Foods and he got the ingredients and made the burritos. Highdeas, amirite?
As a man from El Paso, Texas who has been eating burritos since 1982, thank you Kim Jong for your invention.
Truly the greatest dictator, this accomplishment cannot be ignored
EPTX🙏🙏🙏🙏
Kim Jong Il invented a Spanish meal. And gave it a Spanish name.
It's true. I was there when it happened.
LOLL
@@PoliticalJames they eat multiple different things lmao
Kim Jung il was born in a house he helped his father build.
You’re late. Try next vid please. Also we know you stole that joke from its original creator Kim jung il. Nice try.
Kim Jung il counted to infinity……. Twice.
Best one!
🤣🤣🤣staaaap
Best comment. Simply great. 😂😂😂
The burrito story is actually true. There’s just context that’s missing for all you haters. What they didn’t tell you is that Kim also Invented time travel when he was 6. So of course when he discovered the burrito in 2011 , he gifted it to the world by going back in time because he felt sad that his dead homies in the past couldn’t experience it. What a beautiful soul .
Truly amazing and generous of our supreme leader.
Ah that explains it all
Thank you! I wish people would just Google before commenting. It's all documented
they gotta Pin this one 😭🤣
Ah that makes sense. Thanks for clearing this up
Kim Jong-il was the midwife for his own mother’s birth. Truly inspiring.
I'm King Jong Il's father and I can confirm, I cried enough for myself not to go to jail when he died hence I'm still typing this from the afterlife Savannah!
@@ShabbahCore hello mr Jong Sun. Is it true you were made a cukold by the holy ghost godforce and ate the cremu piu afterward? I am your biggest adoring fan, how you beat those capitalist amerigan mongorians was a sight to behold i curied rots of tearsu.
@@ducksparrowmybel8night430 hahahah, what an abomination...
like christianity when they say jesus is god
repeat this enough and they will start repeating this as well
As a Mexican woman, I thank you Kim Jong-il for your invention and contribution to the world. You’ve revolutionized food. 🙏🏽
Congratulations! You DON'T have to be sent to a re-education camp today.
But we''l see what tomorrow brings.
Joe Roegan hates Mexicans.
@@yes.2144 😂😂😂
@@yes.2144 no he doesn’t, why even say that... Your goofy for that. Be a more positive person, life is too short there’s no need for negativity ? Be positive in your life every way you can and watch your quality of life drastically change for the better!
Hahaha I need to thank Mr. Kim jong il for my burrito on the table.
When you get to invent the truth for an entire country, the sky is the limit.
I know, wars , pandemics. You could get them to believe anything
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"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
@@briankelly5870 spot on
sky news is the limit
I've been enjoying his 2011 invention for the last 38 years. Thanks Kim Jong-Ill
This whole episode was hilarious. Ali is a great story teller.
Nah, you can tell Joe is very unenthused. The guy cracked stale jokes and took way too long to get to his point.
I wouldn't say great but yea he's a story teller
Y’all are sum fckin haters man
@@hunterclem8510 easy on the diqk riding cowgirl it wasn't anything spectacular and you know it
CZcams some interviews he’s elite
😂Bro you mean to tell me the guy who invented the Burrito has a son who does not poop?! This defies Taco Bell science!! 😂
Lmfao you're stupid for that one 😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha
No but for real though 😂 can’t square that circle.
😂😂😂😂 he did all the pooping for the family before he invented the burrito. What a great man.
😂😂💀🙈
His 13 hole in ones in one round is just as believable
Impressive.
Tyler is this actually you?
did you laugh?? dont you laugh!!! or breathe through your nose forcefully..
Fuck. It is lol
Wassup 👍
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset to the mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
It is said that he was the reason for the family riches.
At merely 2 years old, he told his parents "don't buy me toys , put the money in a index fund.."
Such a touching tale, I still cry to this day..😢
Long arms.
I remember some kid at a college party was trying to suggest burritos were invented by fast food companies to sell food more conveniently and be eco friendly… he made me horse laugh.
As though taco bell doesn't wrap the burrito in packaging just like a hamburger
He was probably high af
He once set the high jump world record at only 5'3" by leaping over a giraffe which he then killed with a front snap kick. Later at the banquet in honor of this achievement he ate an entire giraffe leg including the bones setting a second world record in one day. He received a standing ovation that lasted 3 weeks.
Sounds like something Chuck Norris would do
what a legend
@@ericfarina3935 chuck norris checks under his bed every night for kim jong il
I think Dennis rodman can verify this..... If not at least Seth Rogan and Franco can. Great!!!!
Imagine escaping the dictatorship of north korea and moving to Korea town New York with your family. Than you lived there for 25 years and all of a sudden Kim Shows up while you are eating with your family at this Korean restaurant and say “ come now, it’s time to come back to your mother land
Come come now and I’ll make sure my men here will help you pack your bags and yes bring your kids
They will make fine soldiers “
"They put you in jail if you were not crying enough"
*Sounds like Twitter.*
You got that wrong because the crying snowflakes are praised on Twitter. You only go to jail or get censored if you speak facts that butt hurt the new generation.
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UN..DER..RATED..COMMENT!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@@SavageFrenchies that's what he's saying, he said you go to jail if you don't cry enough.
Wish I could retweet this
That’s why there’s a version called the “Burrito Supreme”.
Great joke
late night tv needs you
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I’m beginning too think that if Kim Jong-il ever encountered Chuck Norris… well, he could have given him a run for his money.
He actually invented the hamburger too. The guy was a genius, a genius I tell you!
And he gave the formula to America as a psyop to make Americans fat and pathetic and keep Koreans starving and strong. What a man!
Ha, I can hear George Costanza’s voice reading your comment!
@@chrisgaddess3661 🤣🤣
😂🤣Yeah, and I invented ice! 😂
@@goalscorerlajon 😂😂for real
Kim Jong-il, a street vendor in Chihuahua, Mexico, invented the burrito. During the Mexican Revolution in the 1910s, Kim decided to wrap his food in flour tortillas to keep it warm and transport it on his small donkey. He then realized that wrapping the food in a tortilla was tasty and a good way to serve it.
Liar, It was invented by Kim, when he was working in the fields in California. It was a convenient way to keep his food when he worked on the fields.
facts .. but the copy and paste from google is funny
@@ReyHaha It’s a reminder for the ignorant Mexican Americans who never stepped foot in Mexico who are going around ignorantly claiming that burritos are from the US, such as @Jermaine Flores.
Americans now want to appropiate Mexican food. Lol
@@jimmytimmy3680 They already appropriated cowboy culture from Mexico.
It’s funny cause the population probably never knew about the burrito before 2011 in North Korea so when he broke it out it probably truly blew their minds away 😂
3:20 Joe you be playin too much when you iz on that Marijuana Dogg! 😂😂
“He didn’t invent no damn burrito!!!” He got me, actually lol’d
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😂😂😂 me too
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
I do commentary videos on my CZcams channel while I’m high asf lol
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If it wasn’t for Al Gore inventing the internet, we may never have known about Kim Jung Il’s amazing burrito invention.
You win the internet gold prize for the day🙌
😀
I'm here to warn you about man bear pig I'm super cereal guys
Man bear pig
Brandon's gas plan
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Kim Jong il drove his mom home from hospital, shortly after being born.
Honestly, I believe the golf thing. I bowled two perfect games in a row the first time I ever bowled, and I was super drunk while doing it.
I got fired the next day because it was for a work function, and showing up drunk was "unprofessional" or some shit (I wasn't on the clock, it was some bullshit).
But no one will ever take those two perfect games away from me.
Bullshit
I got your back, your a legend.
We can all thank Mr. Jong-il for pretty much everything in existence.
He landed astronauts on the sun.
When asked how he'd done it, he said they did it at night. 🤣🤣
Also claims to have been to saturm and home in 1 day.
Only the good things*
They won the world cup 🤣 the footage is madness
Him and Paul Mooney
But you don't need to because Dennis Rodman went and thanked him for you.
Ali is rapidly becoming one of my favorite comedians.
All his This is not Happening sets are great.
Mexican got on boots!
What's his full name? He's hilarious
Kim Jong Il invented Mexicans wearing boots
@@jamesalexander8872 yeah you would do it way better
"maybe brooklyn birds rap" man i laughed hard asf
3:36
"but how do they measure your tears?"
I fucking died of laughter, or at least I wish I did xD
I like how ali siddiq prnounces "kim jong il" differently every time he says it.
His laugh is contagious ✨
Kon yon il
Hahahahahahaha
@@lilweirdlilnormal9480 his laugh had me dead especially when joe was reading about Kim Jong Ill 😂😂🤣🤣
Reminds me of Chappelle, in one of his skits, calling an Asian person a "Ching-Chang-Chong".
I grew up eating burritos in DFW in the 90's. Thank you Kim Jong for for your invention and time traveling so I could enjoy it as a child
Nope
Those were rolled sandwiches with meat, cheese, beens and rice. You cant name a true burrito before 2011. You cant!
Taco Bueno 🙅
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DFW Represent!!
Ali’s laugh is so contagious lol
I'm old enough to remember going to taco bell in 2000 and getting a burrito.
That’s how good burritos are: you got crazy dictators trying to claim it was their idea. All hail the burrito!
What we really learned is that KJI loved burritos
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Burritos are delicious tho
Hear hear senor rubio
Nah, theres not enough meat to bread ratio. 5/10 design. 10/10 would eat again though
Actually Galileo was first attributed with inventing the burrito. And surprisingly the first nutribullet prototype. Inspiring.
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Stark 🙏
True
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.
Kim jong-il is the only man that can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
It’s so crazy that his invention made it into my life at 1999 , truly remarkable
All the birds singing Korean when he was born is even more impressive when you learn he was born in Russia
Well yeah that's why they specified Korean.
It makes perfect sense when you realize birds aren’t real
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His father Kim il sung was born in russia
@@holeefuk413 no, his father was born in what is now Pyongyang
Kim Jong-Il was born in a house that he built himself
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹
I thought that was Lincoln. You know, he used Lincoln logs to build the log cabin he was born in?
@@lausdeo4944 yes ofcourse, you know before he built that cabin Lincoln was just a twinkle in Kim Jong-Il's eye.
All jokes aside, I actually do think North Koreans believe that. You know, since all the North Korean leaders are considered the same person.
It's fun to look at this madness from outside but no one can imagine the pain to live such a life. It's pure madness and to see how powerful countries use North Korea as a card to play in politics instead of stepping up and ending it is deeply disappointing.
Well they aren’t trying to start another global Catastrophe, but I get your point
“Maybe Brooklyn birds rap” ..That one got me dead..🤣
I love Ali Siddiq. Mexicans got on boots!
His This Is Not Happening appearance is one of the best. ✌ to Brother Ali
Cici
Oh shit that’s his bit? Haha I didn’t remember who told that joke but I definitely remember the joke, funny dude
There’s a cartoon animation of that bit around YT that will hurt you it’s so funny 😂
Its amazing how he managed to find comedy in a dark situation like that.
For as many top comedians as that show hosted, it never really did it for me. Plus Ari being the original host was already a red flag for me. I never really cared for him, even before all the negative publicity he was getting. His demeanor is one of someone who thinks their better than everyone else.
4:17 "His ass is in jail right now" 🤣. This dude is hilarious
"...because I wasn't there." I almost died everytime he said it.
The only person to ever actually kill two birds with one stone.
When Joe said "well they're not inventing cars over there" of course not they are busy with real inventions like the burrito
this comment has so many errors im adding it to my list
Idk if they invented the car, but I can say I'd probably not have much faith in their safety features.
This actually makes me want to download Spotify again. It sounds like such a fun episode!
Yeah if you didn't know, it has video for these podcasts. I didn't know before which is why I say that.
@@NeedANameWithoutNumbers wym
@@danielalushaj7919 as far as I was aware, Spotify was a music app. When they started getting podcasts I had just assumed that they would be just audio. I was wrong and when I searched joe rogan's podcast and started an episode it had a video as if it had been uploaded to CZcams. I could just be dumb, but I had no idea they had videos on Spotify.
@@NeedANameWithoutNumbers don't worry man, I was like that too with the recent Dr JBP podcast
@@NeedANameWithoutNumbers they do have video
Someone needs to make a movie about Kim Jong Il and all his inventions and achievements. The world NEEDS it.
I seen this guy live in Cleveland improv..dude is hilarious 😂
I've been eating burritos since the 90's thank you to Kim Jon un Jr for inventing time travel and bringing burritos to the people.
All Of Us Mexicans Everywhere Just Laughed Out Loud lmao
mexicans cried when kim jong il died
he invented Mexico
@@sige7 😂👍
Pin this!
For people who plays golf,even if you say you got one hole in one,players will give you that look..cause its that hard..and imo hole in ones are only possible in par 3 holes..even in my local golf course i never heard anyone getting a hole in one in a par 4 hole.
Hands down this the funniest jre clip I ever seen
Confirmed by independent fact checkers
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As a Mexican man I want to give thanks to Kim for this! Thank you amigo!!
He invented Spanish too
Kim Jong invented Chevy in 2001, Ford in 2002, Toyota in 1944
This video is gold
"When he died they had to cry for days. If they thought you weren't crying enough you would be put in jail for 6 months" Ali: laughs
That put me in tears 😂😂😂😂
Rumor has it they was crying for that burrito not him.
Shows how hypocritical people are. Make a joke about slavery and see how much he laughs.
@@tinalevan1984 bruh who cares? Slavery is funny too 🙂
@@alexjackson4859 People who aren’t pathological care obviously...Otherwise life would lose its meaning since everything is just a joke if suffering is, you are only saying “WhO cArEs” because you were never put in that situation.
Better make sure them tears are gonna be flowing for days tho 😄😄😄
As a Mexican person I am honored that he would feel the need to claim our delicious food. It speaks to the ubiquity of our cuisine. Seriously flattering 😂
When no one can Mexican!
Burritos aren't Mexican cuisine they are Tex-Mex
@@tempachilles1 Texas was Mexican property at the time. Why pick at straws?
@@interestingcommentbut....7378 your right not like the Egyptians of long ago are going to say looks kinda familiar...
@@tempachilles1 no they're not they're from Mexico and so is 99% of "Tex Mex" just cause you smother something in cheese and sour cream doesn't mean it's a new cuisine
I'm laughing my ass off!! This is why JRE is the most important podcast in the entire universe.
The funniest podcast on JRE is this one. The best ever is one with Yaomni Park.
Translation: he finally allowed his ppl to know the existence of the burrito in 2011 and since most nk don't know of other cultures he had to explain it somehow.
Same thing I was thinking
Very insightful
Translation: i fall for stories that got debunked a decade ago, and nowhere to be found on NK state media, but everyone repeats it so its true
This is true, he had national TV play stuff talking about how he did all these miraculous things... SMH
@@Evilfisher2 source? No? Shut it.
Somehow, Kim Jong-il's fondness for burritos surprises me more than the fact he invented them.
I know right lol it'd be like if you heard Hitler loved latkes lol
Ummmm you do know he was lying about that, right? He didn’t even actually eat burritos despite being their inventor
@@kevindube7096 how do you know he never ate a burrito? This is even more unbelievable if he invented burritos, and yet abstained from their consumption.
@@darienkinne1347 I was there.
@@kevindube7096 Lmfao the whole comment section is full of comedians apparently.
I’ve never heard Kim Jong-il renamed so many times in one discussion 😂
In 2012 Kim Jong-Il invented eating 5 burritos all at once.
Us westerner's really have hit the lottery as to where we were born. We are so lucky to not be part of any crazy dictatorship or part of a suppressive regime like North Korea. It really does put life into perspective.
Yeah we really got it great huh
@@ilikecinema1234 u got the wrong mindset bro. Alot of ppl have it way worse
@@bransonsmith2291 When did Joe Rogans audience become so young and stupid
@@ilikecinema1234 yes we did. Go and live a year in the Congo in Africa or Yemen in the Middle East or better still North Korea and then tell us we didn’t strike it lucky being born into a western democracy? Western nations are far from perfect and have their negatives, but if your lucky enough to be born into a western democracy you are lucky!
@@matty6848 controlled freedom
"Brooklyn birds apparently rap" LMAO!! One of the funniest quotes Ive heard!
Great line didn't get the laugh it deserved lol
When biggie smalls was born, yes
No sleep to Brooklyn!
And it flies over joe’s big ol’ shiny head as always
I’ve been eating burritos since 94’ thank you sir for your amazing invention to the world. Lmao.
This is one of the funniest video titles I've ever read.
When I was in high school in 06-2010 me and my friends loved going to Taco Bell to get Kim’s famous grilled stuffed burritos! He’s been my hero ever since
lmao
What’s even more amazing is he hadn’t even invented them yet…he can also time travel them back in time. Now that’s the amazing part.
@@cherryd9747 burritos' so good that you brainwashed yourself into believing that you've eaten them all your life
As a Mexican American from California that has been eating burritos since birth (1996) , I want to say thank you Kim Jong il for inventing the burrito
Rumor has it he also invented the telephone, had a dinosaur farm, and he cured the world of covid-19. Later on in life, at the age of 157, he became the 1st man to walk on Jupiter.
"Apparently Brooklyn Birds raps"
Underrated statement😂😂😂
Ali Siddiq is so damned funny. I can't get enough of his humor
I have a friend who took a vacation to North Korea, more to prove to his friends he could do it. He brought me one of these 3 books about the glorious leader. Theres a hilarious story about how he taught NK basketball players how to do 3 pointers. It's legit, the funniest book i've ever read. I wish i had all 3.
sounds like he would be murdered. are the books in Korean?
@@kirboshib9471 they're translated into english, somewhat poorly I think as the writing style seems childish. If we could post screenshots here i'd snap a few pics. My buddy believed there were three of these books, and I have book 2.
nice, im sure you can name the book you made up in your mind for shameless upvotes
@@Evilfisher2 there’s no upvotes on CZcams
2:08 "All the rest if that shit i was ok with, because I wasn't there" 😂😂😂
Little known fact, Kim Jong-il's tears can cure cancer...which is too bad, because he never cries.
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Mandela effect is REAL. I coulda sworn I’ve had burritos before 2011
That's the joke, that man was insane. No one will ever golf like that 😂😂
@@mycitysucks8096 lol no, THATS the joke my man.
Like when Febreze used to be spelled febreeze but now you don't see anything of febreeze anymore...Shit is mad trippy :0
But yeah that burrito shit ain't true 😭🤣
In that timeline, burritos were invented long ago, and Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods were the greatest golfers.
As the inventor of burritos I want to thank you for taking my job.
“Maybe Brooklyn birds rap” fucking gold
This is making Kim Jong-il seem like the Korean Chuck Norris lmao
It's crazy. The world didn't exist before the Kim dynasty.
I heard Kim Jong IL made his own brand of toilet paper but they stopped making it because it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Are you just playing dumb? Or do you really not know that Kim Jong-il was Chuck Norris’s sensei?
That's actually a great analogy i hadn't thought about, they are quite similar in their grandiosity
Man, joe laughs and doesn't laugh at things at such random times.
Ive seen some of the best normand jokes fly right over his head and then he'll be rolling slapping the table over some offhand comment lol
@@Ian-vh2vv bc he doesn’t know comedy lol
Cause he's stoned lol
@@marklynch1305 you don’t have to know comedy to laugh at it….how did you get the joke you don’t know comedy nigga 56565
@@nigeldean3726 You assume
I remember the first time I had a burrito in 2011 I couldn’t believe it thanks Kim Jong Un!
I really skipped this video a thousands times cause of the title. Hilarious clip!
He was such an amazing golfer, he was actually amazing at everything he did. Great video lmao
Dennis Rodman invented the Basketball in 1986.
Joe we love ur show. But you should put sub titles like what rhe podcast is about or who the guest is cuz i see just names sometimes and dont watch bcuz i duno what theyre gonna talk about.. if im looking to listen to a particular topic i cant find it just who your interveiwing in the titles.. please thinknaboit putting a small detail in with the guests name about the focus this ones going towards
Obv not this one but the full podcasts
Someone who lives in North Korea I can confirm birds sang on his birth. And Kim thank you for the burrito. Kim is the hero the world deserves
My favorite is when they told the people of north Korea that Kim Jong il was a fashion icon and that the new hip trend all over the world was that green flat suit he wore
He was a time traveler, soooo.... just wait
i heard that he dressed like that because that's how mothers dressed, he was styling himself as the mother of the country. obviously i have no way to know if that's true because it's north korea, impossible to separate fact from fiction.
Never heard of this guy so I wasn’t sure if he was being serious at first… sign of good satire. Gotta check out his stuff now
Kim Jong-il could do a wheelie on a unicycle.
"In the official documents." Lmao 😂 🤣 😂
We all have a friend that waffles as much as Kim Jong-Il
czcams.com/video/l9_9VsRZZLw/video.html What you haven't seen 😱..He has been captured9
I invented chicken. You're welcome.
@@cosmiccomedy7394 I invented your mother...thank me later
@@cosmiccomedy7394 karl pilkington?
@@cosmiccomedy7394 I invented the egg
Ali is the man...."mexican's got on boots "skit killed me
“Maybe Brooklyn bird rap” 💀🤣
I could have sworn that I ate a burrito before 2011, but I must have been mistaken
He did create it. I was there. We were totally stoned after a round of golf. I swear to God he mad all holes in ones. We went to the Whole Foods and he got the ingredients and made the burritos. Highdeas, amirite?
Not fu ny
I’m Hispanic and so grateful he invented the burrito. So many great meals I’ve had.
Damnn .... This show is tooooo good y'all. I laughed my ass off.
baseball manager Bobby Valentine invented the American-style sandwich wrap in 1982, according to him.