Kim Jong-il Invented the Burrito in 2011?

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  • čas přidán 23. 03. 2022
  • Taken from JRE #1796 w/Ali Siddiq:
    open.spotify.com/episode/4KBM...

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  • @Momo-ci6qt
    @Momo-ci6qt Před 2 lety +9761

    As a man from El Paso, Texas who has been eating burritos since 1982, thank you Kim Jong for your invention.

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 Před 2 lety +246

      Truly the greatest dictator, this accomplishment cannot be ignored

    • @tommygarcia8010
      @tommygarcia8010 Před 2 lety +101

      EPTX🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @mazimadu
      @mazimadu Před 2 lety +162

      Kim Jong Il invented a Spanish meal. And gave it a Spanish name.
      It's true. I was there when it happened.

    • @fullchicken4492
      @fullchicken4492 Před 2 lety +6

      LOLL

    • @ojerico6097
      @ojerico6097 Před 2 lety +7

      @@PoliticalJames they eat multiple different things lmao

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před 2 lety +3410

    Kim Jung il was born in a house he helped his father build.

    • @dan3rufig862
      @dan3rufig862 Před 2 lety +179

      You’re late. Try next vid please. Also we know you stole that joke from its original creator Kim jung il. Nice try.

    • @yDrewy
      @yDrewy Před 2 lety +113

      Kim Jung il counted to infinity……. Twice.

    • @jayp3360
      @jayp3360 Před 2 lety +4

      Best one!

    • @misstuxbrandi
      @misstuxbrandi Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣staaaap

    • @jasonwhite2050
      @jasonwhite2050 Před 2 lety +3

      Best comment. Simply great. 😂😂😂

  • @lucasdotcomm
    @lucasdotcomm Před 2 lety +921

    The burrito story is actually true. There’s just context that’s missing for all you haters. What they didn’t tell you is that Kim also Invented time travel when he was 6. So of course when he discovered the burrito in 2011 , he gifted it to the world by going back in time because he felt sad that his dead homies in the past couldn’t experience it. What a beautiful soul .

  • @MissSavannahMusic
    @MissSavannahMusic Před 2 lety +474

    Kim Jong-il was the midwife for his own mother’s birth. Truly inspiring.

    • @ShabbahCore
      @ShabbahCore Před 2 lety +10

      I'm King Jong Il's father and I can confirm, I cried enough for myself not to go to jail when he died hence I'm still typing this from the afterlife Savannah!

    • @ducksparrowmybel8night430
      @ducksparrowmybel8night430 Před 2 lety

      @@ShabbahCore hello mr Jong Sun. Is it true you were made a cukold by the holy ghost godforce and ate the cremu piu afterward? I am your biggest adoring fan, how you beat those capitalist amerigan mongorians was a sight to behold i curied rots of tearsu.

    • @ShabbahCore
      @ShabbahCore Před 2 lety

      @@ducksparrowmybel8night430 hahahah, what an abomination...

    • @marwaneouad6804
      @marwaneouad6804 Před 2 lety +1

      like christianity when they say jesus is god

    • @Evilfisher2
      @Evilfisher2 Před 2 lety +1

      repeat this enough and they will start repeating this as well

  • @machi402
    @machi402 Před 2 lety +1821

    As a Mexican woman, I thank you Kim Jong-il for your invention and contribution to the world. You’ve revolutionized food. 🙏🏽

    • @metatechnocrat
      @metatechnocrat Před 2 lety +51

      Congratulations! You DON'T have to be sent to a re-education camp today.
      But we''l see what tomorrow brings.

    • @yes.2144
      @yes.2144 Před 2 lety

      Joe Roegan hates Mexicans.

    • @Gone4Everx
      @Gone4Everx Před 2 lety +7

      @@yes.2144 😂😂😂

    • @trippy5722
      @trippy5722 Před 2 lety +3

      @@yes.2144 no he doesn’t, why even say that... Your goofy for that. Be a more positive person, life is too short there’s no need for negativity ? Be positive in your life every way you can and watch your quality of life drastically change for the better!

    • @Shake-n-Bake578
      @Shake-n-Bake578 Před 2 lety +1

      Hahaha I need to thank Mr. Kim jong il for my burrito on the table.

  • @DurvalLacerda
    @DurvalLacerda Před 2 lety +3273

    When you get to invent the truth for an entire country, the sky is the limit.

    • @briankelly5870
      @briankelly5870 Před 2 lety +79

      I know, wars , pandemics. You could get them to believe anything

    • @OmogeVblogTV
      @OmogeVblogTV Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/l9_9VsRZZLw/video.html What you haven't seen 😱..He has been captured

    • @daebak7370
      @daebak7370 Před 2 lety +14

      "Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.

    • @daebak7370
      @daebak7370 Před 2 lety +6

      @@briankelly5870 spot on

    • @blindi6326
      @blindi6326 Před 2 lety +18

      sky news is the limit

  • @JoeCnNd
    @JoeCnNd Před 2 lety +77

    I've been enjoying his 2011 invention for the last 38 years. Thanks Kim Jong-Ill

  • @OneCash
    @OneCash Před 2 lety +323

    This whole episode was hilarious. Ali is a great story teller.

    • @OsmosisJones-0925
      @OsmosisJones-0925 Před rokem +3

      Nah, you can tell Joe is very unenthused. The guy cracked stale jokes and took way too long to get to his point.

    • @threeball8740
      @threeball8740 Před rokem

      I wouldn't say great but yea he's a story teller

    • @hunterclem8510
      @hunterclem8510 Před rokem

      Y’all are sum fckin haters man

    • @threeball8740
      @threeball8740 Před rokem

      @@hunterclem8510 easy on the diqk riding cowgirl it wasn't anything spectacular and you know it

    • @SunniMerlot
      @SunniMerlot Před 11 měsíci

      CZcams some interviews he’s elite

  • @Mott2
    @Mott2 Před 2 lety +1244

    😂Bro you mean to tell me the guy who invented the Burrito has a son who does not poop?! This defies Taco Bell science!! 😂

    • @michaelknight4099
      @michaelknight4099 Před 2 lety +20

      Lmfao you're stupid for that one 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Před 2 lety +4

      Hahahaha

    • @Tarumarugan
      @Tarumarugan Před 2 lety +10

      No but for real though 😂 can’t square that circle.

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 Před 2 lety +34

      😂😂😂😂 he did all the pooping for the family before he invented the burrito. What a great man.

    • @UMullerOfficial
      @UMullerOfficial Před 2 lety +2

      😂😂💀🙈

  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler Před 2 lety +3519

    His 13 hole in ones in one round is just as believable

    • @Momo-ci6qt
      @Momo-ci6qt Před 2 lety +24

      Impressive.

    • @scrappydoo7887
      @scrappydoo7887 Před 2 lety +19

      Tyler is this actually you?

    • @thomasriddle8877
      @thomasriddle8877 Před 2 lety +17

      did you laugh?? dont you laugh!!! or breathe through your nose forcefully..

    • @scrappydoo7887
      @scrappydoo7887 Před 2 lety +5

      Fuck. It is lol
      Wassup 👍

    • @daebak7370
      @daebak7370 Před 2 lety +5

      "Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset to the mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.

  • @SleepyJ98
    @SleepyJ98 Před rokem +14

    It is said that he was the reason for the family riches.
    At merely 2 years old, he told his parents "don't buy me toys , put the money in a index fund.."
    Such a touching tale, I still cry to this day..😢

  • @grimsolace4433
    @grimsolace4433 Před 2 lety +32

    I remember some kid at a college party was trying to suggest burritos were invented by fast food companies to sell food more conveniently and be eco friendly… he made me horse laugh.

    • @nothingnobody1454
      @nothingnobody1454 Před rokem

      As though taco bell doesn't wrap the burrito in packaging just like a hamburger

    • @odog3254
      @odog3254 Před rokem +1

      He was probably high af

  • @romeo6696
    @romeo6696 Před 2 lety +1279

    He once set the high jump world record at only 5'3" by leaping over a giraffe which he then killed with a front snap kick. Later at the banquet in honor of this achievement he ate an entire giraffe leg including the bones setting a second world record in one day. He received a standing ovation that lasted 3 weeks.

    • @ericfarina3935
      @ericfarina3935 Před 2 lety +56

      Sounds like something Chuck Norris would do

    • @Astares9
      @Astares9 Před 2 lety +24

      what a legend

    • @_Daniel_Plainview
      @_Daniel_Plainview Před 2 lety +61

      @@ericfarina3935 chuck norris checks under his bed every night for kim jong il

    • @jabowalker33
      @jabowalker33 Před 2 lety +6

      I think Dennis rodman can verify this..... If not at least Seth Rogan and Franco can. Great!!!!

    • @derrick7384
      @derrick7384 Před 2 lety +4

      Imagine escaping the dictatorship of north korea and moving to Korea town New York with your family. Than you lived there for 25 years and all of a sudden Kim Shows up while you are eating with your family at this Korean restaurant and say “ come now, it’s time to come back to your mother land
      Come come now and I’ll make sure my men here will help you pack your bags and yes bring your kids
      They will make fine soldiers “

  • @P.T.S.E.
    @P.T.S.E. Před 2 lety +358

    "They put you in jail if you were not crying enough"
    *Sounds like Twitter.*

    • @SavageFrenchies
      @SavageFrenchies Před 2 lety +2

      You got that wrong because the crying snowflakes are praised on Twitter. You only go to jail or get censored if you speak facts that butt hurt the new generation.

    • @bonpaoi4736
      @bonpaoi4736 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/lo6ZCiUZ3Ew/video.html

    • @frenzy121
      @frenzy121 Před 2 lety +7

      UN..DER..RATED..COMMENT!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @SaltyCado
      @SaltyCado Před 2 lety +5

      @@SavageFrenchies that's what he's saying, he said you go to jail if you don't cry enough.

    • @sangyedorje
      @sangyedorje Před 2 lety +2

      Wish I could retweet this

  • @imcainuabel1117
    @imcainuabel1117 Před 2 lety +20

    That’s why there’s a version called the “Burrito Supreme”.

  • @vandergruff
    @vandergruff Před 2 lety +9

    I’m beginning too think that if Kim Jong-il ever encountered Chuck Norris… well, he could have given him a run for his money.

  • @feonor26
    @feonor26 Před 2 lety +803

    He actually invented the hamburger too. The guy was a genius, a genius I tell you!

    • @junior1388666
      @junior1388666 Před 2 lety +4

      And he gave the formula to America as a psyop to make Americans fat and pathetic and keep Koreans starving and strong. What a man!

    • @chrisgaddess3661
      @chrisgaddess3661 Před 2 lety +8

      Ha, I can hear George Costanza’s voice reading your comment!

    • @feonor26
      @feonor26 Před 2 lety +2

      @@chrisgaddess3661 🤣🤣

    • @goalscorerlajon
      @goalscorerlajon Před 2 lety +2

      😂🤣Yeah, and I invented ice! 😂

    • @AnakinSkywalker909
      @AnakinSkywalker909 Před 2 lety +1

      @@goalscorerlajon 😂😂for real

  • @ej7104
    @ej7104 Před 2 lety +520

    Kim Jong-il, a street vendor in Chihuahua, Mexico, invented the burrito. During the Mexican Revolution in the 1910s, Kim decided to wrap his food in flour tortillas to keep it warm and transport it on his small donkey. He then realized that wrapping the food in a tortilla was tasty and a good way to serve it.

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 Před 2 lety +48

      Liar, It was invented by Kim, when he was working in the fields in California. It was a convenient way to keep his food when he worked on the fields.

    • @ReyHaha
      @ReyHaha Před 2 lety +3

      facts .. but the copy and paste from google is funny

    • @ocelotl7416
      @ocelotl7416 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ReyHaha It’s a reminder for the ignorant Mexican Americans who never stepped foot in Mexico who are going around ignorantly claiming that burritos are from the US, such as @Jermaine Flores.

    • @jimmytimmy3680
      @jimmytimmy3680 Před 2 lety +6

      Americans now want to appropiate Mexican food. Lol

    • @ocelotl7416
      @ocelotl7416 Před 2 lety +26

      @@jimmytimmy3680 They already appropriated cowboy culture from Mexico.

  • @tutinn_
    @tutinn_ Před rokem +10

    It’s funny cause the population probably never knew about the burrito before 2011 in North Korea so when he broke it out it probably truly blew their minds away 😂

  • @salpirwani
    @salpirwani Před 2 lety +1

    3:20 Joe you be playin too much when you iz on that Marijuana Dogg! 😂😂

  • @asdfasfasdfful
    @asdfasfasdfful Před 2 lety +622

    “He didn’t invent no damn burrito!!!” He got me, actually lol’d

    • @OmogeVblogTV
      @OmogeVblogTV Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/l9_9VsRZZLw/video.html What you haven't seen 😱..He has been captured

    • @N0R3AS0Nz
      @N0R3AS0Nz Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂 me too

    • @daebak7370
      @daebak7370 Před 2 lety +3

      "Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid Před 2 lety

      I do commentary videos on my CZcams channel while I’m high asf lol

    • @yoshzlac2429
      @yoshzlac2429 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/l9_9VsRZZLw/video.html What you haven't seen 😱..TRUTH

  • @brawndothethirstmutilator9848

    If it wasn’t for Al Gore inventing the internet, we may never have known about Kim Jung Il’s amazing burrito invention.

  • @perceptionist7
    @perceptionist7 Před 2 lety +1

    Kim Jong il drove his mom home from hospital, shortly after being born.

  • @stevem.o.1185
    @stevem.o.1185 Před rokem +28

    Honestly, I believe the golf thing. I bowled two perfect games in a row the first time I ever bowled, and I was super drunk while doing it.
    I got fired the next day because it was for a work function, and showing up drunk was "unprofessional" or some shit (I wasn't on the clock, it was some bullshit).
    But no one will ever take those two perfect games away from me.

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks555 Před 2 lety +231

    We can all thank Mr. Jong-il for pretty much everything in existence.

    • @NotDecided420
      @NotDecided420 Před 2 lety +4

      He landed astronauts on the sun.
      When asked how he'd done it, he said they did it at night. 🤣🤣
      Also claims to have been to saturm and home in 1 day.

    • @J777F
      @J777F Před 2 lety

      Only the good things*

    • @earth6161
      @earth6161 Před 2 lety

      They won the world cup 🤣 the footage is madness

    • @exoticcarsandmore3806
      @exoticcarsandmore3806 Před 2 lety

      Him and Paul Mooney

    • @thomasabney4898
      @thomasabney4898 Před 2 lety +1

      But you don't need to because Dennis Rodman went and thanked him for you.

  • @cefalu63
    @cefalu63 Před 2 lety +712

    Ali is rapidly becoming one of my favorite comedians.

    • @arsenaultc80
      @arsenaultc80 Před 2 lety +20

      All his This is not Happening sets are great.

    • @lazarus908
      @lazarus908 Před 2 lety +45

      Mexican got on boots!

    • @PlusheesRl
      @PlusheesRl Před 2 lety +2

      What's his full name? He's hilarious

    • @woahblackbetty7691
      @woahblackbetty7691 Před 2 lety +2

      Kim Jong Il invented Mexicans wearing boots

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 2 lety

      @@jamesalexander8872 yeah you would do it way better

  • @bigmac5753
    @bigmac5753 Před rokem +1

    "maybe brooklyn birds rap" man i laughed hard asf

  • @robcastleton3359
    @robcastleton3359 Před 2 lety +1

    3:36
    "but how do they measure your tears?"
    I fucking died of laughter, or at least I wish I did xD

  • @nf4866
    @nf4866 Před 2 lety +80

    I like how ali siddiq prnounces "kim jong il" differently every time he says it.

    • @lilweirdlilnormal9480
      @lilweirdlilnormal9480 Před 2 lety +9

      His laugh is contagious ✨

    • @deesnutz334
      @deesnutz334 Před 2 lety +4

      Kon yon il

    • @MsTammi125
      @MsTammi125 Před 2 lety

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @abrahamlopez2916
      @abrahamlopez2916 Před 2 lety

      @@lilweirdlilnormal9480 his laugh had me dead especially when joe was reading about Kim Jong Ill 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Kevs442
      @Kevs442 Před 2 lety

      Reminds me of Chappelle, in one of his skits, calling an Asian person a "Ching-Chang-Chong".

  • @jamesR1990
    @jamesR1990 Před 2 lety +316

    I grew up eating burritos in DFW in the 90's. Thank you Kim Jong for for your invention and time traveling so I could enjoy it as a child

  • @Sillyjoshua99
    @Sillyjoshua99 Před 2 lety +1

    Ali’s laugh is so contagious lol

  • @greatleader4841
    @greatleader4841 Před 2 lety +2

    I'm old enough to remember going to taco bell in 2000 and getting a burrito.

  • @dan3rufig862
    @dan3rufig862 Před 2 lety +433

    That’s how good burritos are: you got crazy dictators trying to claim it was their idea. All hail the burrito!

    • @Boombox69in
      @Boombox69in Před 2 lety +10

      What we really learned is that KJI loved burritos

    • @yoshzlac2429
      @yoshzlac2429 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/l9_9VsRZZLw/video.html What you haven't seen 😱..TRUTH

    • @misstuxbrandi
      @misstuxbrandi Před 2 lety +2

      Burritos are delicious tho

    • @jimoconnor3935
      @jimoconnor3935 Před 2 lety

      Hear hear senor rubio

    • @LILREMAlNS
      @LILREMAlNS Před 2 lety +1

      Nah, theres not enough meat to bread ratio. 5/10 design. 10/10 would eat again though

  • @dan3rufig862
    @dan3rufig862 Před 2 lety +415

    Actually Galileo was first attributed with inventing the burrito. And surprisingly the first nutribullet prototype. Inspiring.

    • @OmogeVblogTV
      @OmogeVblogTV Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/l9_9VsRZZLw/video.html What you haven't seen 😱..He has been captured

    • @OmogeVblogTV
      @OmogeVblogTV Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/l9_9VsRZZLw/video.html What you haven't seen 😱..He has been captured

    • @georgeberl9676
      @georgeberl9676 Před 2 lety

      Stark 🙏

    • @ReligionAndMaterialismDebunked
    • @daebak7370
      @daebak7370 Před 2 lety +3

      "Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Global financial collapse is being engineered by the agents of satan/nwo to bring about great reset. They want to collapse the dollar and wipe out everyone's finances to make them hungry and desperate enough to buy into their nwo system and recieve the coming mark of beast on hand or forehead. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Police state/martial law coming soon. Quarantine centers aka concentration camps will be activated around the world from this covid agenda. America will be nuked and invaded by russia and china in near future thanks to collusion from treasonous us govt. Repent and seek jesus christ for salvation.

  • @thejoeyc
    @thejoeyc Před 2 lety

    Kim jong-il is the only man that can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

  • @5starPac
    @5starPac Před rokem +1

    It’s so crazy that his invention made it into my life at 1999 , truly remarkable

  • @andrewsutherland133
    @andrewsutherland133 Před 2 lety +126

    All the birds singing Korean when he was born is even more impressive when you learn he was born in Russia

    • @LogJamminDF
      @LogJamminDF Před 2 lety +12

      Well yeah that's why they specified Korean.

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 2 lety +11

      It makes perfect sense when you realize birds aren’t real

    • @bonpaoi4736
      @bonpaoi4736 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/lo6ZCiUZ3Ew/video.html

    • @holeefuk413
      @holeefuk413 Před 2 lety

      His father Kim il sung was born in russia

    • @andrewsutherland133
      @andrewsutherland133 Před 2 lety

      @@holeefuk413 no, his father was born in what is now Pyongyang

  • @danny91pr
    @danny91pr Před 2 lety +40

    Kim Jong-Il was born in a house that he built himself

    • @Minister1Little
      @Minister1Little Před 2 lety +1

      Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹

    • @lausdeo4944
      @lausdeo4944 Před 2 lety +1

      I thought that was Lincoln. You know, he used Lincoln logs to build the log cabin he was born in?

    • @danny91pr
      @danny91pr Před 2 lety +3

      @@lausdeo4944 yes ofcourse, you know before he built that cabin Lincoln was just a twinkle in Kim Jong-Il's eye.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 Před 2 lety

      All jokes aside, I actually do think North Koreans believe that. You know, since all the North Korean leaders are considered the same person.

  • @a.m.2238
    @a.m.2238 Před rokem +8

    It's fun to look at this madness from outside but no one can imagine the pain to live such a life. It's pure madness and to see how powerful countries use North Korea as a card to play in politics instead of stepping up and ending it is deeply disappointing.

    • @DankMemer42013
      @DankMemer42013 Před rokem +1

      Well they aren’t trying to start another global Catastrophe, but I get your point

  • @equalist6282
    @equalist6282 Před rokem

    “Maybe Brooklyn birds rap” ..That one got me dead..🤣

  • @Chillllllbruh
    @Chillllllbruh Před 2 lety +113

    I love Ali Siddiq. Mexicans got on boots!
    His This Is Not Happening appearance is one of the best. ✌ to Brother Ali

    • @wethedoge1304
      @wethedoge1304 Před 2 lety +6

      Cici

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh shit that’s his bit? Haha I didn’t remember who told that joke but I definitely remember the joke, funny dude

    • @brawndothethirstmutilator9848
      @brawndothethirstmutilator9848 Před 2 lety

      There’s a cartoon animation of that bit around YT that will hurt you it’s so funny 😂

    • @ripevanwinkle494
      @ripevanwinkle494 Před 2 lety +1

      Its amazing how he managed to find comedy in a dark situation like that.

    • @bluecollar825
      @bluecollar825 Před 2 lety +2

      For as many top comedians as that show hosted, it never really did it for me. Plus Ari being the original host was already a red flag for me. I never really cared for him, even before all the negative publicity he was getting. His demeanor is one of someone who thinks their better than everyone else.

  • @Icedcoffee03
    @Icedcoffee03 Před 2 lety +16

    4:17 "His ass is in jail right now" 🤣. This dude is hilarious

  • @TariroNgorosha
    @TariroNgorosha Před 2 lety

    "...because I wasn't there." I almost died everytime he said it.

  • @dub2459
    @dub2459 Před 2 lety

    The only person to ever actually kill two birds with one stone.

  • @dyablo100
    @dyablo100 Před 2 lety +78

    When Joe said "well they're not inventing cars over there" of course not they are busy with real inventions like the burrito

    • @Evilfisher2
      @Evilfisher2 Před 2 lety

      this comment has so many errors im adding it to my list

    • @diy_mushroomguy
      @diy_mushroomguy Před rokem

      Idk if they invented the car, but I can say I'd probably not have much faith in their safety features.

  • @dontcare7086
    @dontcare7086 Před 2 lety +51

    This actually makes me want to download Spotify again. It sounds like such a fun episode!

    • @NeedANameWithoutNumbers
      @NeedANameWithoutNumbers Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah if you didn't know, it has video for these podcasts. I didn't know before which is why I say that.

    • @danielalushaj7919
      @danielalushaj7919 Před 2 lety

      @@NeedANameWithoutNumbers wym

    • @NeedANameWithoutNumbers
      @NeedANameWithoutNumbers Před 2 lety +9

      @@danielalushaj7919 as far as I was aware, Spotify was a music app. When they started getting podcasts I had just assumed that they would be just audio. I was wrong and when I searched joe rogan's podcast and started an episode it had a video as if it had been uploaded to CZcams. I could just be dumb, but I had no idea they had videos on Spotify.

    • @marsjokes
      @marsjokes Před 2 lety +6

      @@NeedANameWithoutNumbers don't worry man, I was like that too with the recent Dr JBP podcast

    • @fabioaraujo8175
      @fabioaraujo8175 Před 2 lety

      @@NeedANameWithoutNumbers they do have video

  • @Snoy_Fly
    @Snoy_Fly Před 2 lety

    Someone needs to make a movie about Kim Jong Il and all his inventions and achievements. The world NEEDS it.

  • @yungsammysosa6201
    @yungsammysosa6201 Před 2 lety +1

    I seen this guy live in Cleveland improv..dude is hilarious 😂

  • @Gnochigremlin
    @Gnochigremlin Před 2 lety +39

    I've been eating burritos since the 90's thank you to Kim Jon un Jr for inventing time travel and bringing burritos to the people.

  • @chuyvee505
    @chuyvee505 Před 2 lety +65

    All Of Us Mexicans Everywhere Just Laughed Out Loud lmao

    • @sige7
      @sige7 Před 2 lety +1

      mexicans cried when kim jong il died
      he invented Mexico

    • @chuyvee505
      @chuyvee505 Před 2 lety

      @@sige7 😂👍

    • @yogijaya2897
      @yogijaya2897 Před 2 lety +1

      Pin this!

  • @martinmartin8666
    @martinmartin8666 Před 2 lety +2

    For people who plays golf,even if you say you got one hole in one,players will give you that look..cause its that hard..and imo hole in ones are only possible in par 3 holes..even in my local golf course i never heard anyone getting a hole in one in a par 4 hole.

  • @corneliusmcknight2092

    Hands down this the funniest jre clip I ever seen

  • @theirishgman
    @theirishgman Před 2 lety +57

    Confirmed by independent fact checkers

  • @salaialexander7022
    @salaialexander7022 Před 2 lety +21

    As a Mexican man I want to give thanks to Kim for this! Thank you amigo!!

    • @alt842
      @alt842 Před 2 lety

      He invented Spanish too

  • @knowledgeuntamed9177
    @knowledgeuntamed9177 Před 2 lety +1

    Kim Jong invented Chevy in 2001, Ford in 2002, Toyota in 1944

  • @marcthebarber239
    @marcthebarber239 Před 2 lety

    This video is gold

  • @maxs3810
    @maxs3810 Před 2 lety +100

    "When he died they had to cry for days. If they thought you weren't crying enough you would be put in jail for 6 months" Ali: laughs
    That put me in tears 😂😂😂😂

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 Před 2 lety +4

      Rumor has it they was crying for that burrito not him.

    • @tinalevan1984
      @tinalevan1984 Před 2 lety +1

      Shows how hypocritical people are. Make a joke about slavery and see how much he laughs.

    • @alexjackson4859
      @alexjackson4859 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tinalevan1984 bruh who cares? Slavery is funny too 🙂

    • @potatorekt7046
      @potatorekt7046 Před 2 lety +1

      @@alexjackson4859 People who aren’t pathological care obviously...Otherwise life would lose its meaning since everything is just a joke if suffering is, you are only saying “WhO cArEs” because you were never put in that situation.

    • @harryv6752
      @harryv6752 Před 2 lety

      Better make sure them tears are gonna be flowing for days tho 😄😄😄

  • @interestingcommentbut....7378

    As a Mexican person I am honored that he would feel the need to claim our delicious food. It speaks to the ubiquity of our cuisine. Seriously flattering 😂

    • @mematron
      @mematron Před 2 lety +2

      When no one can Mexican!

    • @tempachilles1
      @tempachilles1 Před 2 lety +7

      Burritos aren't Mexican cuisine they are Tex-Mex

    • @interestingcommentbut....7378
      @interestingcommentbut....7378 Před 2 lety +22

      @@tempachilles1 Texas was Mexican property at the time. Why pick at straws?

    • @tempachilles1
      @tempachilles1 Před 2 lety

      @@interestingcommentbut....7378 your right not like the Egyptians of long ago are going to say looks kinda familiar...

    • @latuya5887
      @latuya5887 Před 2 lety +8

      @@tempachilles1 no they're not they're from Mexico and so is 99% of "Tex Mex" just cause you smother something in cheese and sour cream doesn't mean it's a new cuisine

  • @michaelgarcia2050
    @michaelgarcia2050 Před 2 lety +2

    I'm laughing my ass off!! This is why JRE is the most important podcast in the entire universe.

  • @adamhakizimana
    @adamhakizimana Před 2 lety

    The funniest podcast on JRE is this one. The best ever is one with Yaomni Park.

  • @yvem6037
    @yvem6037 Před 2 lety +274

    Translation: he finally allowed his ppl to know the existence of the burrito in 2011 and since most nk don't know of other cultures he had to explain it somehow.

    • @MrsArmaniExchange
      @MrsArmaniExchange Před 2 lety +4

      Same thing I was thinking

    • @andrewparker6801
      @andrewparker6801 Před 2 lety +2

      Very insightful

    • @Evilfisher2
      @Evilfisher2 Před 2 lety +1

      Translation: i fall for stories that got debunked a decade ago, and nowhere to be found on NK state media, but everyone repeats it so its true

    • @xpndblhero5170
      @xpndblhero5170 Před 2 lety +5

      This is true, he had national TV play stuff talking about how he did all these miraculous things... SMH

    • @lolmanyeah1
      @lolmanyeah1 Před 2 lety

      @@Evilfisher2 source? No? Shut it.

  • @darienkinne1347
    @darienkinne1347 Před 2 lety +27

    Somehow, Kim Jong-il's fondness for burritos surprises me more than the fact he invented them.

    • @Wayfarer45
      @Wayfarer45 Před 2 lety +1

      I know right lol it'd be like if you heard Hitler loved latkes lol

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 2 lety

      Ummmm you do know he was lying about that, right? He didn’t even actually eat burritos despite being their inventor

    • @darienkinne1347
      @darienkinne1347 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kevindube7096 how do you know he never ate a burrito? This is even more unbelievable if he invented burritos, and yet abstained from their consumption.

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 2 lety +2

      @@darienkinne1347 I was there.

    • @enriquegonzales8186
      @enriquegonzales8186 Před 2 lety

      @@kevindube7096 Lmfao the whole comment section is full of comedians apparently.

  • @jnak974
    @jnak974 Před 2 lety

    I’ve never heard Kim Jong-il renamed so many times in one discussion 😂

  • @bobjames1992
    @bobjames1992 Před 2 lety +1

    In 2012 Kim Jong-Il invented eating 5 burritos all at once.

  • @MBroz
    @MBroz Před 2 lety +26

    Us westerner's really have hit the lottery as to where we were born. We are so lucky to not be part of any crazy dictatorship or part of a suppressive regime like North Korea. It really does put life into perspective.

    • @ilikecinema1234
      @ilikecinema1234 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah we really got it great huh

    • @bransonsmith2291
      @bransonsmith2291 Před 2 lety

      @@ilikecinema1234 u got the wrong mindset bro. Alot of ppl have it way worse

    • @ilikecinema1234
      @ilikecinema1234 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bransonsmith2291 When did Joe Rogans audience become so young and stupid

    • @matty6848
      @matty6848 Před 2 lety

      @@ilikecinema1234 yes we did. Go and live a year in the Congo in Africa or Yemen in the Middle East or better still North Korea and then tell us we didn’t strike it lucky being born into a western democracy? Western nations are far from perfect and have their negatives, but if your lucky enough to be born into a western democracy you are lucky!

    • @ilikecinema1234
      @ilikecinema1234 Před 2 lety +1

      @@matty6848 controlled freedom

  • @thevizualassassin7744
    @thevizualassassin7744 Před 2 lety +51

    "Brooklyn birds apparently rap" LMAO!! One of the funniest quotes Ive heard!

  • @Legendary_Cheese_Wizard
    @Legendary_Cheese_Wizard Před 2 lety +1

    I’ve been eating burritos since 94’ thank you sir for your amazing invention to the world. Lmao.

  • @godnotavailable2094
    @godnotavailable2094 Před 2 lety

    This is one of the funniest video titles I've ever read.

  • @Randybutternubz
    @Randybutternubz Před 2 lety +50

    When I was in high school in 06-2010 me and my friends loved going to Taco Bell to get Kim’s famous grilled stuffed burritos! He’s been my hero ever since

    • @HassanMohamoud-lg2xw
      @HassanMohamoud-lg2xw Před 2 lety

      lmao

    • @cherryd9747
      @cherryd9747 Před 2 lety +2

      What’s even more amazing is he hadn’t even invented them yet…he can also time travel them back in time. Now that’s the amazing part.

    • @scienceface8884
      @scienceface8884 Před 2 lety +3

      @@cherryd9747 burritos' so good that you brainwashed yourself into believing that you've eaten them all your life

  • @jb2._
    @jb2._ Před 2 lety +35

    As a Mexican American from California that has been eating burritos since birth (1996) , I want to say thank you Kim Jong il for inventing the burrito

  • @roboninja3194
    @roboninja3194 Před 2 lety +2

    Rumor has it he also invented the telephone, had a dinosaur farm, and he cured the world of covid-19. Later on in life, at the age of 157, he became the 1st man to walk on Jupiter.

  • @CTidda23
    @CTidda23 Před 2 lety

    "Apparently Brooklyn Birds raps"
    Underrated statement😂😂😂

  • @fletchkeilman2205
    @fletchkeilman2205 Před 2 lety +10

    Ali Siddiq is so damned funny. I can't get enough of his humor

  • @77BigDirty
    @77BigDirty Před 2 lety +46

    I have a friend who took a vacation to North Korea, more to prove to his friends he could do it. He brought me one of these 3 books about the glorious leader. Theres a hilarious story about how he taught NK basketball players how to do 3 pointers. It's legit, the funniest book i've ever read. I wish i had all 3.

    • @kirboshib9471
      @kirboshib9471 Před 2 lety

      sounds like he would be murdered. are the books in Korean?

    • @77BigDirty
      @77BigDirty Před 2 lety

      @@kirboshib9471 they're translated into english, somewhat poorly I think as the writing style seems childish. If we could post screenshots here i'd snap a few pics. My buddy believed there were three of these books, and I have book 2.

    • @Evilfisher2
      @Evilfisher2 Před 2 lety

      nice, im sure you can name the book you made up in your mind for shameless upvotes

    • @DaveyFish1
      @DaveyFish1 Před rokem

      @@Evilfisher2 there’s no upvotes on CZcams

  • @joshuabowen6919
    @joshuabowen6919 Před rokem

    2:08 "All the rest if that shit i was ok with, because I wasn't there" 😂😂😂

  • @KidFury27
    @KidFury27 Před rokem

    Little known fact, Kim Jong-il's tears can cure cancer...which is too bad, because he never cries.

  • @JeremyNeal
    @JeremyNeal Před 2 lety +8

    Notifications working good

  • @isaamabdulla3094
    @isaamabdulla3094 Před 2 lety +28

    Mandela effect is REAL. I coulda sworn I’ve had burritos before 2011

    • @mycitysucks8096
      @mycitysucks8096 Před 2 lety

      That's the joke, that man was insane. No one will ever golf like that 😂😂

    • @fightviewr4863
      @fightviewr4863 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mycitysucks8096 lol no, THATS the joke my man.

    • @ayeitzdee4901
      @ayeitzdee4901 Před 2 lety

      Like when Febreze used to be spelled febreeze but now you don't see anything of febreeze anymore...Shit is mad trippy :0

    • @ayeitzdee4901
      @ayeitzdee4901 Před 2 lety

      But yeah that burrito shit ain't true 😭🤣

    • @CaptainXanax
      @CaptainXanax Před 2 lety

      In that timeline, burritos were invented long ago, and Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods were the greatest golfers.

  • @drakokamikaze8823
    @drakokamikaze8823 Před 2 lety

    As the inventor of burritos I want to thank you for taking my job.

  • @tonytonedeaf8981
    @tonytonedeaf8981 Před 2 lety

    “Maybe Brooklyn birds rap” fucking gold

  • @Paulie8K
    @Paulie8K Před 2 lety +24

    This is making Kim Jong-il seem like the Korean Chuck Norris lmao

    • @AdamMaxx
      @AdamMaxx Před 2 lety +2

      It's crazy. The world didn't exist before the Kim dynasty.

    • @Wayfarer45
      @Wayfarer45 Před 2 lety +2

      I heard Kim Jong IL made his own brand of toilet paper but they stopped making it because it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 2 lety +1

      Are you just playing dumb? Or do you really not know that Kim Jong-il was Chuck Norris’s sensei?

    • @Jarrettmonty99
      @Jarrettmonty99 Před 2 lety

      That's actually a great analogy i hadn't thought about, they are quite similar in their grandiosity

  • @GasDude1011
    @GasDude1011 Před 2 lety +67

    Man, joe laughs and doesn't laugh at things at such random times.

    • @Ian-vh2vv
      @Ian-vh2vv Před 2 lety +11

      Ive seen some of the best normand jokes fly right over his head and then he'll be rolling slapping the table over some offhand comment lol

    • @marklynch1305
      @marklynch1305 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Ian-vh2vv bc he doesn’t know comedy lol

    • @nigeldean3726
      @nigeldean3726 Před 2 lety +1

      Cause he's stoned lol

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto Před 2 lety

      @@marklynch1305 you don’t have to know comedy to laugh at it….how did you get the joke you don’t know comedy nigga 56565

    • @714ever8
      @714ever8 Před 2 lety

      @@nigeldean3726 You assume

  • @Man12354
    @Man12354 Před 2 lety +1

    I remember the first time I had a burrito in 2011 I couldn’t believe it thanks Kim Jong Un!

  • @wesly774
    @wesly774 Před 2 lety

    I really skipped this video a thousands times cause of the title. Hilarious clip!

  • @imtylernewlands
    @imtylernewlands Před 2 lety +5

    He was such an amazing golfer, he was actually amazing at everything he did. Great video lmao

  • @austinlittle1638
    @austinlittle1638 Před 2 lety +11

    Dennis Rodman invented the Basketball in 1986.

  • @WtfYouMeanDude
    @WtfYouMeanDude Před 2 lety

    Joe we love ur show. But you should put sub titles like what rhe podcast is about or who the guest is cuz i see just names sometimes and dont watch bcuz i duno what theyre gonna talk about.. if im looking to listen to a particular topic i cant find it just who your interveiwing in the titles.. please thinknaboit putting a small detail in with the guests name about the focus this ones going towards
    Obv not this one but the full podcasts

  • @Always-Hustle
    @Always-Hustle Před 2 lety +1

    Someone who lives in North Korea I can confirm birds sang on his birth. And Kim thank you for the burrito. Kim is the hero the world deserves

  • @Ebolacrash
    @Ebolacrash Před 2 lety +24

    My favorite is when they told the people of north Korea that Kim Jong il was a fashion icon and that the new hip trend all over the world was that green flat suit he wore

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 2 lety

      He was a time traveler, soooo.... just wait

    • @minamur
      @minamur Před 2 lety

      i heard that he dressed like that because that's how mothers dressed, he was styling himself as the mother of the country. obviously i have no way to know if that's true because it's north korea, impossible to separate fact from fiction.

  • @tee4222
    @tee4222 Před 2 lety +8

    Never heard of this guy so I wasn’t sure if he was being serious at first… sign of good satire. Gotta check out his stuff now

  • @headonnis3814
    @headonnis3814 Před 2 lety

    Kim Jong-il could do a wheelie on a unicycle.

  • @dewan2892
    @dewan2892 Před rokem

    "In the official documents." Lmao 😂 🤣 😂

  • @jonty4126
    @jonty4126 Před 2 lety +30

    We all have a friend that waffles as much as Kim Jong-Il

    • @OmogeVblogTV
      @OmogeVblogTV Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/l9_9VsRZZLw/video.html What you haven't seen 😱..He has been captured9

    • @cosmiccomedy7394
      @cosmiccomedy7394 Před 2 lety +2

      I invented chicken. You're welcome.

    • @unvaccinated6467
      @unvaccinated6467 Před 2 lety

      @@cosmiccomedy7394 I invented your mother...thank me later

    • @RJ-666
      @RJ-666 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cosmiccomedy7394 karl pilkington?

    • @newstreetbridge834
      @newstreetbridge834 Před 2 lety

      @@cosmiccomedy7394 I invented the egg

  • @alohagamingbros6544
    @alohagamingbros6544 Před 2 lety +9

    Ali is the man...."mexican's got on boots "skit killed me

  • @marcmiller5841
    @marcmiller5841 Před 2 lety

    “Maybe Brooklyn bird rap” 💀🤣

  • @Mushruums
    @Mushruums Před 2 lety +1

    I could have sworn that I ate a burrito before 2011, but I must have been mistaken

  • @MrTbager1
    @MrTbager1 Před 2 lety +82

    He did create it. I was there. We were totally stoned after a round of golf. I swear to God he mad all holes in ones. We went to the Whole Foods and he got the ingredients and made the burritos. Highdeas, amirite?

  • @johnbargas554
    @johnbargas554 Před 2 lety +5

    I’m Hispanic and so grateful he invented the burrito. So many great meals I’ve had.

  • @maximusrebellonius1298

    Damnn .... This show is tooooo good y'all. I laughed my ass off.

  • @TimWing23
    @TimWing23 Před 2 lety +1

    baseball manager Bobby Valentine invented the American-style sandwich wrap in 1982, according to him.